The Boys (2019) - Season 1 Edit

A 1, all natural A Train, baby.

A a life thing?

A a little more gentle with my spine.

A And the baby?

A Are you sick? What's wrong?

A bug. And we'll have a little listen.

A crimefighter's work is never done. Douglas here will handle

A fighter.

A fix kit when I see one.

A formal guarantee that Homelander will be prosecuted

A French whore and a Stephen fucking Hawking.

A fucking moron.

A fucking nuke at him, get it over and done with

A fucking porpoise found this at the bottom

A gang hit?

A goddamn national treasure.

A good, clean race, but, uh, there can only be

A great sense of humor. I mean, they're...

A hotbed of scientific expertise.

A jetty

A list of your demands.

A little bit of corporate talk.

A little heart to heart.

A lot

A lot of guys have a superhero fantasy.

A miracle.

A moment, s'il vous plait.

A multi billion dollar global industry supported

A new world record for A Train.

A New York strip,

A Nikki Minaj thing going on.

A phoenix rose from the ashes with a message so loud,

A poster of Homelander on your wall, huh?

A preschool teacher from Skokie.

A rap session, maybe a little tough love.

A skinny white guy,

A source from NORAD gave us a heads up.

A Supe terrorist showing up

A terrible tragedy befell our nation this week.

A top shelf extremist recruit

A TRAIN (on TV): Well, you know what? Shockwave ran

A Train knows this bird inside out.

A Train said that you have some information.

A Train saw me a fucking week ago.

A Train stopped two bank robbers, my arse.

A Train wins!

A Train wins!

A Train wins.

A Train, hey.

A Train, listen to me.

A Train, mainlining

A TRAIN: Homelander was right.

A TRAIN: Secret? There's no secret

A TRAIN: Um...

A TRAIN: You want to hear something crazy?

A Train!

A Train's girlfriend?

A Train's... A Train's here right now?

A tremendous fucking TED Talk here, and this...

A ventilated cooking area, and a laptop.

A very special relationship.

A water balloon filled

A water buffalo, and look.

A water buffalo, and look.

A water crime.

A whiff of one of your

A whiff of one of your

A worthless pile of shit.

Aah. What what are you doing?

About 12 minutes ago, Navy SEALs took out Abu Ressam

About 15 miles outside of Damascus.

About all this, but I couldn't.

About broken promises.

About fucking time.

About her controversial speech.

About how much you hated your job, you meant...

About maybe quarterbacking the rest of my social media.

About time we see something.

About...?

Accidents happen, right?

Address is 1420 63rd Street...

Afraid to ask for help.

After a long,

After all,

After all, Tek Knight saved me.

After all, who are you?

After everything that's happened,

After Gary's store,

After Robin, programming other people's remotes,

After sequel.

After she reported sexual assault on live TV

After you met Homelander at that Christmas party?

After you raised me like a fucking lab rat?

Against A Train. Supes are like cops.

AGENT: Come right this way, ma'am.

Aggressive.

Ah be gentle, be gentle.

Ah, boy, you really...

Ah, come on.

Ah, fuck me.

Ah, here comes the A Train!

Ah, it is our pleasure.

Ah, we'll take care of it.

Ah!

Ah! Ah.

Ah.

Ah. God. Ow!

Ah...

Ahi tartare, for fuck's sakes.

Aimed me at Homelander like a fucking howitzer.

Ain't it obvious?

All aboard!

All around your living room, have some fun with it.

All because of your lovely wife Becca.

All clear, boys.

All day long,

All good. I got it.

All my bank accounts are frozen and flagged

All my friends are gonna be watching on TV.

All of 'em creaming their jeans.

All of them? Even Homelander?

All of them.

All of you, stay back.

All our fellow brothers in the unit

All right, all right, all right, h h hold...

All right, all right, easy.

All right, but just to be clear,

All right, easy, lads. Easy.

All right, everyone, it's all over.

All right, everyone, remain calm.

All right, Frenchie, find it. You're in the clear.

All right, give us your phone.

All right, I forgot to give you these.

All right, I got your message. Where is the fire?

All right, in that... in that case, can you

All right, just...

All right, let's see what you got.

All right, listen, I have worked for the Feds.

All right, little man, have a little lie down.

All right, look, I I thought I thought I, I was, uh...

All right, look, I think maybe you should go.

All right, now, I I spoke to Dr. Feldman...

All right, seriously, now is not the appropriate time.

All right, seriously, now is not the appropriate time.

All right, so they searched me.

All right, so they thought it was you up there,

All right, sweetheart.

All right, sweetheart. Talk to you

All right, take her back to the safe house

All right, the both of you, knock it on the head, now!

All right, then, let's get cracking.

All right, then, love

All right, where is it?

All right, you can cut it, guys.

All right?

All right? All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Be right back.

All right. Bye, honey.

All right. Frenchie will go with you

All right. Good talk. Think about it.

All right. Sit tight.

All right. What are you thinking?

All right. You want to tell me where we're going?

All these years...

All this is my fault.

All we can say is he's fighting MS 13.

All we got to do is find the female first.

All you have to do is sign

All you're gonna do is lie and say how you're doing fine,

All your dreams come true.

Almost as if from two small, high intensity beams,

Alone, huh?

Alone. If I catch a whiff,

Always get a fucking name, Starlight. Always!

Always look for cameras.

Always watching.

Always.

Am I fired?

Am I stupid, Deep?

Am I supposed to know his name?

Am I?

Am...

Amazing idea.

Amazing. Great job, everybody.

America runs on weapons.

America was attacked.

America's favorite invisible wanker dead on the floor,

Amps you up something fierce.

An "All the single ladies" moment.

An endless shit show.

An esteemed French neurosurgeon.

ANCHOR: If you're just tuning in,

ANCHOR: Thanks, Jennifer.

ANCHOR: The Seven's Queen Maeve and Homelander

And "my sympathies" and "our regrets,"

And a black guy...

And a bottle of water.

And a skinny white kid.

And A Train. This is your fucking shit, too, Hughie

And advising the brave heroes

And after all you done, piece of cake.

And all you got to do

And an insult to Robin's memory.

And and $45K, it's just...

And and I got to live with that shit for the rest of my life.

And and I said, "No. No, no, no.

And and I'm, what, I'm just supposed to go in there,

And and you want me to plant a bug,

And apparently the latest one

And at least a dozen aliases.

And Baby? You know what she's doing?

And Becca.

And become a cop?

And bench press you?

And bleeding nipples to quit now.

And blessing babies?

And bringing the extra press to my collar."

And callouses on her hands, and I see this and I say, "Oh,

And clearly better lawyers.

And come down and join us?

And conservative Christians in 18 to 49.

And even if you had've got there,

And everything I heard here?

And fight back for all of us.

And for all you know, Rebecca's still out there somewhere,

And fuck you. I'm done!

And fuck you. I'm done!

And give a child just like Asim...

And giving kids cancer, and his big old answer

And God's watching from up above.

And got rid of the Deep.

And has remained so ever since.

And he didn't do anything wrong.

And he finally asked me out to this party.

And he practically offered me his job.

And he's given me the name of someone you can you can talk to.

And he's pumping her for information,

And hello, Starlight.

And her daughter Maya.

And her heart's beating like a little rabbit.

And I ain't leaving till I get it,

And I always said, "to save the world."

And I came here looking for a way

And I can do whatever the fuck I want. (chuckles)

And I did not kill Dr. Robinson.

And I did not kill Dr. Robinson.

And I don't know. Maybe I was just drunk, but...

And I don't want to.

And I fell for you, right then and there.

And I got a quarter of an ounce.

And I hear you, brother! I hear you!

And I I couldn't...

And I know, I know, I'm supposed to be

And I look him right in the eye, and I smile.

And I managed to squeeze the truth out of him.

And I must say how marvelous it is

And I need you to tell the mother story.

And I need your help.

And I outran the damn bullet

And I sincerely apologize for this.

And I sincerely apologize.

And I stayed and I rubbed your back.

And I supercharged some jihadis.

And I tell you why, my friend,

And I think about this...

And I think it's really important.

And I think that firing an employee

And I trust we never have to have this conversation again.

And I want my old uniform back.

And I would very much like to welcome... Homelander,

And I, for one, can't wait to work with her.

And I'd be on the side

And I'd like to do it, with your permission, of course.

And I'd like to, you know, just shine a light on it.

And I'll cut your hands off and shove 'em so far up your ass,

And I'll offer you the check

And I'll teach you to run as fast as me.

And I'm done taking any more shit.

And I'm done taking any more shit.

And I'm done taking any more shit.

And I'm gonna give you nine and a half points

And I'm gonna lie and pretend like I'm happy to see you.

And I'm not going anywhere.

And I'm not going anywhere.

And I'm not the one

And I'm proud of you.

And I'm supposed to... I'm supposed to shake his hand?

And I've yet to locate the flight recorder.

And if I say no?

And if I was on the line,

And if it's anywhere, it'll be in Mallory's files.

And if something happens to them, Butcher...

And if we let him go...

And if you don't let me go,

And if you don't let me go,

And if you have sex before marriage,

And in everything?

And introduce them to a little thing called God's judgment!

And it appears to be engine failure.

And it is not going away.

And it's a good job?

And it's got a standard optical in.

And it's just that, that damn Oceanland.

And Jesus...

And keeping your head in the game, staying focused.

And Lake Erie? Right here,

And Lamplighter goes and torches Mallory's grandkids.

And let us do all the work, is that it?

And let us do our job?

And let's hook you up with thousand meg HDMI.

And let's not mince words about this.

And Little People, Big World.

And locked up tighter than a nun's knickers.

And long and... stretchy.

And look, I know that you're powerful.

And Lord of the Seven Seas,

And maybe I'll throw you a few bucks.

And maybe there's more of 'em, God knows how many.

And Monsieur Charcuter, you know,

And my mom, she worked two jobs,

And my trigger finger goes soft.

And naive become the same thing?

And no Noxzema commercials

And no, I don't think she does.

And nobody's seen her since.

And not a day goes by I don't regret it.

And not a red flag thing.

And now I just feel sick.

And now I'm up to about a half dozen,

And now...

And now...

And over 4,000 pounds.

And Patty is going on and on about how her daughter

And politicians on both sides.

And possibly the largest fraud in American fucking history.

And pump her up with Compound V.

And put some points on the board

And Randy Set Dec has already been terminated.

And read their minds.

And ready to serve you are.

And say "I'm sorry

And Scary Spice?

And she always used to say:

And she answers, to fight for truth and justice

And she came forward to thank you.

And she doesn't know she's not supposed to wear UGGs?

And she told A Train that V's a slippery slope.

And she was injected in a basement, not a hospital.

And she wasn't... good.

And she would play some songs and...

And she...

And she'd sit right where you're sitting.

And so glad you did it in plain clothes,

And speak empty platitudes to you all.

And Stillwell, with that mewling baby

And super fucking hearing.

And tell everybody what this is really all about?

And tell her what you thought you saw down there?

And that is the God's honest truth.

And that is what I do.

And that Mallory shit ain't gonna happen this time

And that night, A Train

And that was awesome, man,

And that wasn't fair to you, and I'm so sorry.

And that will be good enough for me.

And that's a big if there's no case.

And that's fine, that's great.

And that's if we're lucky.

And that's not even the worst.

And that's the A Train, baby! (chuckles)

And that's the only fucking thing I've heard all day

And that's why I've always wanted

And the B.A. guys

And the box containing the V came from Samaritan's Embrace.

And the enemy of your enemy...

And the judges just chuckled

And the metal detector won't pick this up.

And the spread. What a spread.

And the tap dancing and the tae kwon do.

And the V?

And their ongoing bravery in speaking out.

And their ongoing bravery...

And then boom, motherfucker!

And then he hit him.

And then I asked you

And then there was all the, you know, Flight 37 stuff.

And then we both can get what we want.

And then we just kind of platonically

And then we'll be out of here whoa.

And then when it didn't suit you anymore, you just threw me away.

And then you controlled every single minute of it.

And then you know what happens?

And then you threw her out like she was fucking garbage.

And then you, you...

And then, one day, he... he didn't,

And then, when she's good and ready,

And then...

And there is only one company

And there is the small matter of that she rose from the dead.

And there's a black van with "Flowers" on it,

And there's nothing wrong with having a little church

And these blokes are dosing the Asian bird with it.

And they need to stay that way

And they ship it to hospitals all across the country.

And they're above it all

And they're perfect

And they're the reason behind, like,

And this fall, we break ground

And this one lit up the room with the glow from her hands.

And threatening my child is gonna get you Homelander.

And to show how down to earth

And together,

And try to blend in.

And very messy, using adult subjects.

And very, very soon, my friend,

And voilà.

And we are a family.

And we can get you all the way up to a thousand Mbps

And we used to go skating at Rockefeller,

And we're all gonna fucking end up like Mallory.

And we're gonna go back to status quo,

And we're not gonna be able to binge watch together.

And what about Popclaw?

And what do you think she's gonna do

And what does that mean?

And what we had was you trying to use me,

And what you can now do to everyone else..

And what's the box made of, Deep?

And when I was three, it's like these guys started shooting

And when you do kill a Supe

And where is Translucent?

And who your enemies are.

And why is that?

And why isn't there anything on Starlight?

And why? (sighs)

And yeah, I mean, you can you can meet my dad,

And yet, I turned out great.

And you blew the whole fucking thing up.

And you can't walk down 5th Avenue

And you catch yourself just before you fall?

And you didn't take the pay off.

And you do know what he told me?

And you don't think this is conspicuous?

And you go bankrupt, and your cute

And you have to listen to me.

And you haven't been using me to get back at A Train?

And you keep your goddamn promise this time.

And you know this how?

And you know, you have, like, superpowers,

And you put up a fucking headstone.

And you should be, too.

And you should close your eyes, or else I'll blind you.

And you tell me how many boxes you ship.

And you used, and now you want me

And you want to cut bait and run

And you were supposed to follow him.

And you... you played my butt like jazz.

And you'll never guess what I happened across.

And you're a good cunt.

And you're also gonna stop

And you're done, okay? No more fucking around.

And you're going to be taking a sabbatical from The Seven.

And you're going to fucking help.

And you're just assholes running around in your capes.

And you're not afraid to show it.

And you're not gonna have your bug...

And you're pulling it.

And you're too fucking blind to see it.

And you're wondering why we didn't tell you. (chuckles)

And you're you're a federal officer, you know?

And your nametag.

And, and they are real excited

And, hey, we're a team now.

And, like, you know, "He's down the hall to the left."

And, statistically, she's not likely to.

And, Steve, this, um, Compound V,

And, truth be known, I felt like we were overdue

And, uh, I support her in every way.

And, uh, I'm donating my appearance fee

And, uh, pretty soon after that,

And, uh, while they hash it out,

And, um, we wished her well.

And...

And...

And... awfulness.

And... I didn't fight.

And... it's private, but...

And... oh, I got to tell you, it was perfect.

And... something even more fucking diabolical.

And... you're not.

André the Giant big. So when Gretchen says

ANIKA: Homelander. (chuckles)

ANIKA: It's possible the chip's glitching,

Annie, Annie.

Annie, are you okay?

Annie! Annie!

Annie?

Annie? Annie!

Annie? Hi!

Annie.

Annie.

Annie.

Annie. Annie.

Annie..

Annie... I need your help.

Annie's great, man.

ANNOUNCER: He's done it again!

ANNOUNCER: Here comes the A Train.

ANNOUNCER: Introducing the newest member of The Seven

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

ANNOUNCER: Let's make some noise!

ANNOUNCER: Please remain standing for the singing

ANNOUNCER: Sponsored by Samaritan's Embrace.

ANNOUNCER: This... is the Race of the Century.

Another 50 feet down on the right.

Another one.

Any maniacs out there?

Any more VIP tickets I can get for you?

Any of that a problem?

Any of those guys, they don't infiltrate.

Any rumors you may have heard about my heroes

Anyone knows what A Train was doing, it's Popclaw.

Anyone who tells you they know the answers is lying.

Anything in particular you want to know?

Anything to get back to Marseilles

Anything.

Anyway, I would love to continue

Anyway, it's your choice.

Anyway, she, uh, took a liking to me.

Anyway, so so, what did you want to tell me?

Apologies, Mr. Milk. No, sir.

Apparently, I got to wait for Congress to say it's okay.

Apparently, nature is tenacious.

AptX Low Latency.

Are gonna find yourselves on Pornhub

Are nothing but a bunch of juice junkies,

Are they gonna fire me?

Are you a happy boy?

Are you all right?

Are you bringing Frenchie back?

Are you deaf?

Are you filming, Courtenay?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you guys friends?

Are you here for money?

Are you kidding me?

Are you lonely?

Are you lonely?

Are you telling me

Are you telling me that this whole thing

Are... are we talking about this?

Aren't I innocent until proven guilty?

Armed to holy hell. In church.

Around a gynecologist's office or something.

As a kid, he was my favorite.

As a matter of fact. It was, it was really dark and, uh, muddy

As a rule, I don't usually go out after a gory massacre.

As his son?

As I said, boilerplate NDA, really.

As long as you take it, you'll be the fastest?

As long as you take it, you'll be the fastest?

As much as you would.

As my personal savior.

As soon as I can.

As the Deep went public with his apology

As the fastest man alive?

As we turn towards the future,

As you can imagine, um...

ASHLEY: And that is why we love you,

ASHLEY: And that is why we love you.

ASHLEY: It was gonna be Deep and Translucent,

ASHLEY: No, I have been working with her!

ASHLEY: Smile at the camera, Starlight.

ASHLEY: There she is.

ASHLEY: There she is.

ASHLEY: Yeah, that's why we love you.

Ashley?

Ashley?

Asim has a bed,

Ask for the sergeant's Bic pen and fling it

Asking about the goddamn cat, so...

Ass bomb.

Ass you could bounce a quarter off of...

At a black site.

At a secure location,

At Gitmo, we had to water board Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

At Invisible Force 2, and later, Translucent himself...

At least I don't have to kiss

At least you'll still be breathing.

At negative 346 degrees.

At the Believe Expo...

At the bottom of the list.

At the hands of this fresh faced young challenger?

At the times we fucked in bar bathrooms?

At your dad's place.

ATC!

Athletes achieving at the highest level.

Attaboy.

Attaboy.

Attagirl.

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Thank you, Lamplighter!

Authorities have lost all radar and satellite imagery

Aw, baby.

Aw, fuck.

Aw, geez. Maybe there's a movie on.

Aw, shit.

Aw. Aw

B 2 Stealth.

Babe.

Baby, I just

Baby, why you want to do me like that?

Back door panel.

Back in Iowa,

Back to the basics.

Back to your life.

Background, put the trash back on the beach.

Baltimore is a beautiful town.

Bang on time.

Bang.

Baseball, America... sunshine.

Basting every 20 minutes to keep it from drying out

Be my guest

Be realistic, okay?

Be the annoying goody two shoes asshole that you are.

Be with you in a minute.

Because every time he leaves with the V,

Because God forbid we could have an advantage

Because he lost all of our savings.

Because I believe that what God wants me to do

Because I got it.

Because I think it's gonna be worth it for both of us.

Because I'm a friend.

Because I'm so here for you.

Because I'm so here for you.

Because I've got something even better for you.

Because if people find out one of the Seven is missing,

Because it is a partnership, after all.

Because job one is managing, supporting,

Because Naqib and other super terrorists like him

Because of the Lord.

Because of the Naqib asshole that is out there,

Because she seems sweet and a little naive

Because that's the way God made you.

Because Vought's up to some evil shit?

Because we believe!

Because we were born with his power.

Because we're not in the chain of command.

Because you cannot bear things out of order.

Because you didn't just break all the bones

Because you had security clearance,

Because you owe me.

Because you're a superhero.

Because you're the only person who knew, other than me,

Because, apparently, it's family friendly.

Becca comes back from the dead? Robin, too?

Becca, you handled my takeover, right?

BECCA: No!

Becca?

Becca?

Becca?

Becca.

Becca.

Become the same thing?

Before he steps one foot in The Hague.

Before Homelander finds out.

Before joining The Seven,

Before she burst into pieces

Before the big race. His fuck buddy,

Before we've played our final card.

Beginning to wonder if you'd even show up.

Believe Expo.

BENJY: Homelander?

Besides, Countess probably got it.

Besides, you can't fucking stand Translucent.

Besides, you had a crush on me, remember?

Besides, you had a crush on me, remember?

Best I can do.

Bet you can't outrun this.

Better intel than the police.

Between My 600 lb Life

Between this and 80 hour weeks at the lab,

Big fan.

Big Game, Shout Out.

Big lump of C 4, packed right up his fudger.

Biggest roller coaster park in the whole U.S. of A.

Bill. How are the kids? (chuckles)

Billions of dollars of bleeding edge hardware.

Billy Butcher.

Billy Butcher.

Billy Butcher.

Billy. Old mate of Hughie's.

Birds.

Bite Translucent's dick off.

Black Noir was outside my apartment.

Black Noir.

Black Noir.

Blackmailing somebody is not cake, okay?

Bob's your uncle. That's that.

Bonjour, Kimiko.

Book that ticket.

Boom, bing? Look, I'll tell you what I can do.

Boom. Claret everywhere, fucking diabolical.

Booster or steroid for Supes.

Both a member of The Seven,

Bowling alley.

Bowling?

Bowling.

Boy, they're blowing so much smoke up Maeve's ass,

Boy, you're really milking this thing for all it's worth

BOY: Homelander.

Bring down Seven and Vought at the same time.

Bring it in.

British guy.

Brother, that shit right there, now, that was ruthless.

Buddy, my superpower ain't invisibility.

Bullshit, Butcher

Bullshit!

Bullshit.

Burnt.

But a plane hijacked over international waters

But a Xanax and a couple of Pinot Grigio later,

But allowing superheroes into national defense?

But at least now I know why.

But before the fireworks, he coughed up a solid lead.

But between you and me,

But but cool

But can't you just...

But every time, he find me

But everyone on 82 is so excited to get you out there.

But friendship does cut both ways.

But has ice powers.

But he he's there every night.

But he, um...

But he's a fucking superhero.

But how?

But Hughie is not capable of anything close to this.

But I am gonna ask you one question...