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Louie (2010) - Season 4

Louie (2010) - Season 4

Louie (2010) - Season 4 is an American television show that aired in the year 2014. Created by the talented comedian Louis C.K., this critically acclaimed series offers viewers a unique and introspective look into the life of a divorced, middle-aged comedian navigating the challenges of fatherhood, relationships, and the New York City stand-up comedy scene.

Starring Louis C.K. as himself, the show features a stellar ensemble cast that includes Hadley Delany as Louie's daughter Lily, Ursula Parker as his younger daughter Jane, and Pamela Adlon as his long-time friend and occasional love interest, Pamela. Each episode centers around Louie's experiences and encounters with various people, often reflecting the comedic yet poignant observations that have become his trademark.

Louie (2010) - Season 4 stands out among the other seasons of the show as it explores deeper and more provocative themes, pushing the boundaries of dark humor, and delving into more dramatic storylines. The writing and character development in this season are particularly remarkable, showcasing Louis C.K.'s unparalleled ability to blend comedy and raw emotion seamlessly.

Throughout the season, Louie encounters a myriad of intriguing and eccentric characters, played by some of the most acclaimed actors in the industry. Guest stars include Charles Grodin, Sarah Baker, Yvonne Strahovski, Michael Rapaport, and Ellen Burstyn, among others. Each guest appearance adds a layer of depth and complexity to the narrative, elevating the storytelling to new heights.

The sound design of Louie (2010) - Season 4 further enhances the immersive experience of the show. From the bustling streets of New York City to the intimate moments of introspection, every scene is accompanied by a carefully crafted soundscape that adds a visceral impact to the storytelling. The use of sound effects, ambient noise, and music creates a rich and dynamic atmosphere, allowing viewers to fully immerse themselves in Louie's world.

Fortunately, fans of the show can now enjoy and download the sounds from Louie (2010) - Season 4, thanks to the availability of an official soundtrack. This collection allows fans to relive their favorite moments from the show, from Louie's stand-up performances to the memorable interactions with his daughters and friends. By playing and downloading these sounds, fans can recapture the unique blend of comedy and drama that makes Louie (2010) - Season 4 a true masterpiece of television.

In conclusion, Louie (2010) - Season 4 is a captivating and thought-provoking television show that offers a fresh and honest perspective on the everyday struggles of a middle-aged comedian. With its exceptional cast, exceptional writing, and exceptional sound design, this season is a must-watch for any fan of intelligent and heartfelt storytelling. So, don't miss out on the opportunity to play and download the sounds that bring Louie's world to life.

A 70 10 percent chance
A case of criminal negligence.
A chance to deal with.
A clinic?
A coyote in Poughkeepsie chewed the other one off
A democracy until 1920.
A fart...
A four legged dog.
A great time for coming out, um...
A jug of vodka.
A little Twitter, and, uh...
A lot of good things there.
A lot of people even say like, "If I was in a plane crash,
A lot of property.
A lot of the issues that Lilly had
A lot.
A lot.
A month?
A quarter ounce is ten bucks.
A reprieve from the governor.
A small bird died today due to sadness.
A solution to every problem your
A thing happened and I... And we need to talk.
A towel?
A whole bunch of other stuff.
A yeast infection in his eye.
About divorce.
About people who can send their kids to private schools.
About the pot and everything?
Actually it does.
Actually, clinical depression is a big problem amongst comedians.
Actually, today's her day with her mother, so...
Actually, you said two ounces.
Addressed the fact that I had said that.
Africa or India in charge when they have the most people?
After beating the shit out of your helpless, captive wife.
After we separated.
Ah, cock!
Ah, Coke.
Ah, I'm all right.
Ah, okay, good. Yeah.
Ah, okay. Uh, Janet.
Ah, pff.
Ah, shit... Okay, we'll do this later.
Ah, we're talking about you now.
Ah!
Ah! Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah...
Ah...
Ahh.
Ahh.
AIDS?
AIDS.
AIDS.
AIDS.
AIDS.
AIDS.
Albert, would you like to be our farter?
Albert.
All of it?
All of that shit was horrible.
All right Let's do some business.
All right, 5:00. Carlyle.
All right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, awesome.
All right, big guy.
All right, bye.
All right, come on, Lou.
All right, come on, sit down.
All right, don't go anywhere,
All right, good job.
All right, hit the lights, let's get started.
All right, how about yesterday?
All right, how much you want?
All right, how you doing?
All right, I'll take that as a no.
All right, I'm gonna go ahead...
All right, let's get going.
All right, look,
All right, look,
All right, Louie.
All right, now look up.
All right, okay.
All right, see you later, dude.
All right, so, uh...
All right, that's nice.
All right, that's...
All right, then.
All right, we get some cute girls,
All right, well, where does Warren get it?
All right, well, you deal with that.
All right, what are we doing?
All right, when I sing.
All right, why don't you put your tray down for a second?
All right, you boys go to class.
All right, you ready? Oh, yeah.
All right, you're a good kid.
All right! Oh, yeah!
All right?
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All the time said,
All this, this is, uh,
Alright okay, seat belts seat belts.
Also, um, your niece...
Am I coming in clear?
Am I coming...
Am I gonna get a cake?
American Express points, it isn't.
Amia came to help her come back there,
Amia wanted me to tell you that you didn't really hear
Amia!
Amia!
Amia!
Amia!
Amia!
Amia?
Amia?
Amia? Um hm.
Amia.
Amia.
Amia's father, um, my brother...
An ounce per scale, is that what it was?
And 12 million other people.
And a career there.
And act a way.
And activities that can stimulate most children,
And already... you're a lock for heaven,
And also, we never talked about this before."
And American history hasn't been kind to women.
And anything that has to do with you
And asked for some product the other day.
And be easy to be around.
And be funny for the troops, make them laugh, you know.
And complain, please.
And could you please tell her
And everybody uses this name.
And everyone could see her underwear.
And frankly, that hurts
And get in the middle of that.
And gust up to four.
And have a good time.
And he gives me a look, like, "So?"
And he is performing his job at his normal pace.
And he laughed in my face.
And he's good with him,
And He's like, "I don't know who told you that shit.
And he's like, "We can hit them!"
And He's like, "Yup."
And he's not one of them.
And he's some nebbish southwest Jew, you're a...
And her pupil is paralyzed.
And his face!
And his girlfriend came over
And his mom is standing there with just a skirt on.
And I brought you to the doctor.
And I can't get the "J" or the "L" keys to work.
And I can't reach you,
And I can't see you guys anymore.
And I couldn't play anymore.
And I didn't know what to say.
And I didn't think it was gonna be this bad,
And I don't believe you that the ship has sailed.
And I don't care if it's the drugs or what,
And I don't care where you're going, okay?
And I don't have anything so what...
And I don't know if I should keep dating her
And I don't really know,
And I don't want to wake up to your dad hating me.
And I don't...
And I feel like, why even be happy,
And I go, "I know it's kind of a pain in the ass,
And I just thought... that maybe we could...
And I looked so cute!"
And I mean...
And I said that I wanted a divorce?
And I said, "Don't talk about me."
And I see a piece of paper on the dressing room door.
And I shoved it in his face
And I still I wanna be alone all the time.
And I think you got yourself into something
And I thought that we had a deal.
And I thought to myself, "Jeez, I wish she felt better.
And I thought, "Really? How much do you wish it?
And I thought, there's no way he wrote that.
And I tried to get them back, I did,
And I want you to kiss me and put your face on mine
And I was behaving badly.
And I won't allow your screwed up stuff
And I would sing, like, a very romantic...
And I, and I can talk to you and we'd live in the same place.
And I...
And I'd need a whole regimen of penis overuse, um, therapy.
And I'm gonna make something happen.
And I'm gonna share it.
And I'm here.
And I'm liking her more and more, so it's... You know?
And I'm not gonna get a knock on my door I don't want.
And I'm not sure I wouldn't be acting the same as you if I were
And I'm too upset now to contribute anything real
And I'm walking by his parents bedroom.
And if their isn't, they are not.
And if this shit doesn't change,
And if this stays like this, you're not staying here.
And it hurt me.
And it should be pretty catastrophic.
And it starts this tiny, and a chicken grows.
And it stinks.
And it's a... we're in... like, this is our weekend with God.
And it's about our stuff that we never solved
And it's actually good.
And it's better now.
And it's nice to have met you.
And it's not that I don't feel certain...
And it's very important to me."
And ****.
And just see how it sounds,
And knock on his door?
And let them keep talking to me like that
And Lilly was... six?
And look at his ass.
And lying to everybody, right?
And make better choices, from here on out.
And me and my mother and my father.
And my issues
And nobody knows what happened,
And now it's just degenerating.
And now she's in the hospital.
And now you don't talk to me.
And now you're calling me.
And now you're gonna try to hornswoggle this kid,
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
And now... you're sad.
And number one would have to be remembering being with you.
And one day, I'm at my locker, and she walked right up to me
And outerwear.
And playing music and making noise.
And put it in some papers?
And really, that's about it, just, hmm, just frowning.
And remember how we made up?
And said I was punished
And say, "Hey, you know the guy who punched the girl,
And she didn't know that you were violently ticklish.
And she goes...
And she had high heels,
And she had things, cane things,
And she ripped out a chunk of my hair
And she very much would like to see you again,
And she was like, "Whaa!"
And she was struggling the same amount
And she was wearing leg braces,
And she's a professional model so,
And she's ashamed that we had sex and...
And she's gonna be sitting there kind of nervous.
And she's leaving the country,
And she's only just now facing
And she's walking.
And so is your mom.
And so now
And so we learn that sudden absence of sound
And so we learn that sudden absence of sound
And so, methane gas methane gas,
And stare at me.
And sterile environment, yes.
And take it from you, right?
And that I am not here, okay?
And that is New Jersey.
And that you grew up working class
And that you were thinking of us...
And the fact is that you can't afford it
And the fact that they all hated you
And the girls love him.
And the Hungarian army, they loved us.
And the influence that they have,
And the principal walked me home.
And the rest of the Miami Heat,
And the, and the window just broke.
And then another kid have it
And then finally, one guy punched a woman
And then he hit the ground and I just started pummeling him
And then he's gonna take us to Mom's apartment.
And then I didn't know what we were gonna do and...
And then I do it and then you shove me away.
And then I gotta go.
And then I thought another thought
And then later, I'm in the cafeteria and this boy I like,
And then she kissed me right on the mouth.
And then she walks away over to her friends.
And then she's leaving?
And then that was it.
And then the teacher came over and told me to be quiet,
And then there is a lady behind her,
And then they go... and, and...
And then things got worse?
And then we, like, walk out,
And then we're all gonna miss her.
And then we're gonna get you some furniture.
And then you're with your mom,
And then, like, all the kids were making a game out of
And then, she'll leave,
And then... that's the last time, I told him.
And there's only three of 'em.
And they all start laughing and she goes, "bleh!"
And they don't get...
And they don't know anyway and they lie.
And they go, "Well, okay,
And they grow up not knowing what a person is.
And they have real problems
And they just say what's in the book.
And they learn how to deal with them in the real world.
And they never know a moment
And they wanna keep it that way.
And they want me to do it all wrong.
And they would... you had to walk around naked
And they'd flick your penis and laugh at you.
And they're gonna be there tonight
And they're not perfect.
And they're spending time with her
And they're stupid
And too far is too far.
And trillionaires of Hampton Beach.
And we were there for each other.
And we would... we would do funny music
And we...
And we're doing this now.
And we're like, "I don't know you, bitch."
And what did He even do?
And what interests you.
And whatever you do, don't get caught.
And why isn't God on the news?
And yet, I have been so grateful that we had..."
And you become just a sack of organs.
And you can go be a comedian.
And you didn't know her name,
And you don't know what I...
And you had to get off, where would you be?
And you have a chip on your shoulder
And you have to get to 28th Street...
And you just start seeing stars.
And you know what it says?
And you know what?
And you know, we never really
And you need to come get her.
And you resent it, and I can afford it.
And you someday have to face what you did here?
And you talk about when you were with me.
And you're getting close to her
And you're having a great time.
And you're like, "Where's heaven?"
And you're my girlfriend
And you're totally right that this about my problems
And your dumb kids.
And your greenies, what have you.
And your time with the kids?
And yuck!
And, and, and I got two weeks to get it straight, two weeks.
And, Doug...
And, uh, she's going back, and...
And, uh...
And, um, so she will be here for one month,
And...
And...
Any of those kids from down the lake.
Anyone Albert?
Anyone?
Anyone.
Anything they tell you.
Anytime. All right, you got it.
Anyway, he did a pretty good job, certainly dressed well.
Anyway, he did a pretty good job, certainly dressed well.
Anyway, I've been going through
Applaud if you think you're going to heaven, anybody?
Are there any people in there?
Are we being crazy or are we geniuses?
Are you being serious?
Are you going to the dance?
Are you gonna go to the dance?
Are you gonna introduce me?
Are you gonna say a big thing now.
Are you gonna screech at me now?
Are you gonna sit there and tell me that he did this by himself?
Are you in there?
Are you kidding me?
Are you mad at Jane?
Are you mad at Lily?
Are you mad at me?
Are you mad that I threw away your house?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you serious?
Are you still in downtown?
Are you the drummer?
Are...
Around with the kids
As intimate with her as if she was your wife.
As long as she gives me back the other half."
As many as you can get?
As parents that there's not
Ask for some product?
At an alarming rate.
At least now it's frowned upon.
At the door,
At this point, all of Manhattan below 23rd Street
Aw, Louie!
Aw, this shit, it's so beautiful
Awesome. Cool.
Aww.
Aww...
Back in Hungary?
Back when you were a person?
Balls and leave everybody alone already.
Be a star and then you and your friend can go lick each other's
Beca...
Because I think she stole them.
Because I won't allow it.
Because I'm laughing.
Because it's gross and disgusting.
Because it's time for me to go home.
Because Janet is not their mom.
Because she's gone,
Because she's leaving the country.
Because that's way not me.
Because they don't know, you see?
Because we wanted men to be in charge, so it made sense.
Because you all have, um, slaves somehow still.
Because you can't just make a chicken.
Because you can't.
Because you got me to this place.
Because you have low self esteem.
Because you need one.
Because your feelings are not in control.
Because your mom is the first person who takes care of you.
Before the expected landfall...
Before, remember, I left something here?
Belly is full.
Benefit, Hamptons.
Better bye?
Better bye.
Better than what?
Big stuff.
Blake?
Boom, free donut every time she's there.
Boom, I get the ride.
Boom, it's my turn.
Boom, new sign with my name spelled correctly.
Boom, time for breakfast.
Boy, misery is wasted on the miserable.
Boy, that takes a lot of confidence
Brad!
Broads are like us now, pigs.
Brought my iPad
Bush You wear pajamas.
But ballet starts at 3:00.
But do you want to know what you are to me,
But don't go all of a sudden.
But either one is a person that I don't want to be with.
But expected to survive the attack.
But he got sick, he can't do it.
But here's the thing.
But how is this... how is this possible?
But how she copes with it is going
But I I don't wanna deal with that.
But I can't.
But I don't know what to do.
But I don't like being...
But I don't recognize any of them.
But I don't think there's a heaven.
But I don't think you can say that there's no God, uh,
But I don't... I don't know.
But I got something going on now.
But I hate this school.
But I might want some lemonade.
But I never really get mad at you, Jane.
But I thought that something, I...
But I wouldn't trade it.
But I'm getting a lot of resistance
But if this one waitress is working,
But it was so okay to beat your wife until so recently,
But it's just...
But Jane was too young,
But Louie?
But my name is Todd Barry with an "A".
But neurological diseases that eat half of your brain.
But not much around the world.
But now she's gone and I miss her and it sucks.
But she just wanted me to tell you
But she's leaving, so.
But she's leaving.
But shit now,
But thank... thank you.
But that shit had to go, man.
But the economy is shit here right now and...
But the truth comes out, man.
But the truth is...
But then she never let me back on.
But there's gotta be a way to decide
But they're really not.
But this is a gentle kid.
But this is a good idea.
But this is just our weekend with Dad,
But this is me you're talking to.
But we don't do it.
But what's going on?
But when I saw this old lady,
But you are a classic idiot.
But you are...
But you know what?
But you said that I got under your skin
But you said...
But, holy shit, lonely sounds like paradise to me.
But, uh, we thank you for coming.
But, you know, these... these things can be good.
But...
But...
But...
But...
Buy some shit.
Buy what shit?
By four of his fellow inmates... Jesus.
By her feelings.
Bye
Bye bye.
Bye, bye.
Bye, Daddy.
Bye, daddy.
Bye, daddy. See you later.
Bye, I gotta go, bye.
Bye, Mom.
Bye, Mommy. Hey.
Bye, now.
Bye, thank you.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Call this guy, don't talk to me, Louie
Can I ask you a question?
Can I get a pound of the Italian roast?
Can I get some of these?
Can I get them back?
Can I get Three Miller Lites, two Long Islands...
Can I have another?
Can I have that lighter?
Can I just
Can I stay now? Yeah.
Can this just be okay?
Can wake the sleeping mind same as an alarm,
Can we leave now while this feels kinda even?
Can you ask her?
Can you come, can you come here?
Can you do me a favor and, uh, tell her
Can you do that, just trust
Can you get me one of those scales from your school?
Can you get yourself there?
Can you give me a ride home?
Can you give us a light?
Can you help me?
Can you light a fart on fire?
Can you light a fart on fire?
Can you tell her don't go?
Can you tell me where the towels are
Can you tell me where the towels are
Can you work clean?
Can you...
Can't ask everybody.
Can't you just figure out how to live a life already?
Catch up on a little Facebooking,
Check it out.
Check!
Chickens are dumb, right?
Chickens are dumb.
Chickens are stupid.
Chickens are...
Chickens...
Chinese food after the dance?
Chocolate? Yeah.
Christopher Columbus is a murderer.
Clean jokes.
Clean up the egg. Yeah.
Clean?
Clearly, you two are not communicating,
Coffee, juice.
Coke, please?
Come back here.
Come back right now, okay?
Come here, come here, come on.
Come here, Pepper.
Come here, turn around.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here. Where?
Come here. Where?
Come in here, please.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, let's go, let's go.
Come on, come on.
Come on, Daddy.
Come on, damn it.
Come on, get in here.
Come on, I need you to
Come on, let's go eat.
Come on, let's go inside.
Come on, Louie, it's in the manual, and you're late.
Come on, Louie, please,
Come on, off with the shirt.
Come on, shut up, man.
Come on, tell me, who.
Come on, that's boring stuff
Come on, try it, it's really good.
Come on, you gotta do it.
Come on, you piece of shit.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. No.
Come over here, come on, get over here.
Come over here.
Come over.
Come with me, come on, come on.
Come with me, come with me, come on, come on.
Come with me. No, no.
Coming out, good job for you guys.
Coming up together?
Coming.
Congratulations.
Constitute grand theft.
Cool.
Could you do it?
Couple of people... few people.
Croton?
Cuff him.
Culling together a few radio spots
Dad Oh, my God, Dad, stop.
Dad, stop
Dad, stop it!
Dad, stop it.
Dad, stop, let go of me!
Dad?
Dad.
Dad.
Daddy
Daddy, I tried to explain to her, I really tried.
Daddy, is Pamela lady your girlfriend now?
Daddy, listen to me, okay?
Daddy, she was really upset.
Daddy, stop it, I wasn't doing anything.
Daddy, stop it, you're embarrassing me!
Daddy, stop!
Daddy, turn around.
Daddy, we got rid of the ugly couch,
Daddy, when am I going to see you again?
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy!
Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy?
Daddy? Shut up!
Daddy.
Daddy. Hi, hi.
Daddy. What?
Damage from the storm is so far
Danielle, uh, you know Louie?
Danny McDowell?
Danny.
Dick!
Did a great deal 80% of the door, $10 ticket.
Did a plant make a new one of you?
Did you get a chance to get yourself some dinner?
Did you hear me?
Did you see the...
Did you see them being born?
Did you see those little white babies come out
Did you two just get high, just now?
Did you, was it you?
Didn't you, Louie?
Din.you and me, dinner.
Dinuziti dollars and 18 cents.
Diseases and maladies that you could never dream up.
Disgusting.
Divorced or married, the fact is,
Do I gotta cut off your goddamn finger,
Do I gotta hurt you? No.
Do I want to eat, and like, what part of the person?
Do it again. Ready?
Do it for science.
Do the whole... I mean, it's not...
Do you care I don't I do not care.
Do you ever...
Do you have anything to say to your mother?
Do you have one?
Do you have proof against Louie?
Do you have something to tell me?
Do you hear yourself right now?
Do you know how much a Chinatown bus
Do you know how much a Greyhound bus to Poughkeepsie costs?
Do you know how much a train to Poughkeepsie costs?
Do you know the only thing happier than a three legged dog?
Do you know who the first President is...
Do you like it?
Do you need anything?
Do you remember that we were best friends back when we were
Do you remember that?
Do you remember that?
Do you remember...
Do you want a donut?
Do you want a drink?
Do you want me to...
Do you want me to...
Do you want that?
Do you want to go out to eat?
Do you want to have sex one last time?
Do you want to leave?
Do you want to stay for dinner We got plenty of food.
Do you... Do you travel?
Do your own shopping, uh...
Does anyone know what this is?
Doesn't mean that you get to have more decision
Doesn't this feel nice?
Doesn't usually take me home and have sex with me.
Doing science.
Doing this.
Doing what?
Don't You don't do that.
Don't answer, just think about it, all right?
Don't be ashamed, you should be proud, Papa, you're a big bear.
Don't be stupid. Gotcha.
Don't bring anybody over here.
Don't care, I don't care.
Don't do it, don't do it.
Don't don't don't don't.
Don't even... Ooh, Chinese.
Don't fall down.
Don't go. Why go?
Don't know what you're saying
Don't look left, don't look right.
Don't make the face!
Don't make the face!
Don't really communicate.
Don't spit on my bus!
Don't spit on the bus, what's wrong with you?
Don't touch it, don't touch it.
Don't touch the cat, he's got a...
Don't try. gets excited by high voltage.
Don't worry, Louie, you're safe.
Don't you ever in your life
Don't you guys, like, go get
Don't you see, this is the good part.
Don't, don't. Oh, someone's ticklish.
Don't, uh...
Don't!
Doris!
Douche.
Doug!
Doug.
Down here.
Drink all of that.
Drink more.
Dude, you gotta stop asking everybody out.
Dumb, dumb dummy.
East Hampton.
Easy, boy.
Easy, easy, easy, boy.
Easy, easy, easy, easy.
Easy.
Eh...
Either you want to hurt me or you don't care,
Enjoy.
Entirely honestly, because we
Especially since we're here to raise money for
Estimated at upwards of thrumple
Evan oh, shit.
Evanka Evanka?
Evanka oh, shit.
Evanka!
Evanka!
Evanka.
Ever, I mean, for good.
Every day, I go to the diner downstairs from me.
Every week based on you,
Everybody in this part of Brooklyn
Everybody's got a kid, it's okay.
Everyone makes mistakes, right?
Everything all right?
Everything is... Everything is said, you know?
Everything's okay but we gotta go right now.
Ew!
Ew.
Ew.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Excellent question!
Excellent question.
Except maybe a situation where I knew what you were saying
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse us!
Excuse...
Farming technology...
Fart...
Fart...
Fart... Gotta be in here.
Feel bad later.
Feel when the rug is pulled out?
Feelings are gross and boring and rude and too private
Feelings are?
Filthy animal.
Finally, God.
Fine, I was on the spring horse.
Fine, then call the front desk
Fine.
Fine.
Fire officials say all ten people died due to the fire
Fire!
First one sound good?
First, can I... can I just ask you,
Five?
Five...
Flesh bag.
Flooding is rampant in Lower Manhattan.
Flowers from poor people the second he gets rich?
Folks, folks, you gotta get out of the way.
For a while, like, for years
For about two months there.
For all homes south of 23rd Street by midnight tonight
For clothes for that.
For how long?
For real.
For some reason, you can't.
For the rest of your life?
Forget it.
Formaldehyde, fallout,
Frogs don't... kiss in the park under the stars.
From Hungary and her niece...
From Jasmine Forsythe now that Cuba's gone?
From Jeff Davis.
From now on, it's you and me.
From the drug dealers I sold them to?
From their father.
From your own school That's some sick shit.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Full season, full season. Kid's gonna be famous.
Galileo, Einstein,
Generally, uh, I mean,
George.
Get around the other side.
Get back to your... calm down here!
Get in.
Get off me, Kenny! I told you to keep it down!
Get off the yard.
Get on the radio, call Mackie, tell him ten minutes.
Get out of here!
Get out of my room!
Get over here!
Get the fuck out of here.
Get those off your face right now.
Get to class, go.
Get your coats, go, go get your stuff!
Get... let me have your jacket.
Getting sick of her?
Getting to know her?
Girlfriend?
Girls, eight and thirteen.
Girls, look at him.
Girls, look at your dad's face.
Give me a light.
Give me the phone for God's sake.
Give them a chance.
Give yourselves a round...
Give yourselves, uh,
Go ahead and go.
Go ahead, get out of here.
Go away.
Go finish out your year.
Go Lilly!
Go on in, get your druthers.
Go on.
Go on.
Go to the gym, get on the treadmill for ten minutes.
Go to your room!
Go!
Go.
God bless you.
God damn it, those people are loud.
God damn it.
God damn it.
God damn it.
God might be right behind you all the time, just like...
God, you can't even **** well.
Going back to Hungary.
Going on with who,
Gonna be the king of this town with a big old bag of weed.
Gonna get laid and make friends.
Good evening, uh...
Good idea, right?
Good job, Louie. Thanks.
Good job.
Good morning.
Good move.
Good move.
Good observation.
Good, good.
Good, let's go to the kitchen,
Good?
Good.
Good.
Good. So?
Goodbye to your childhood, I guess.
Got it Come on, come on
Got serious.
Got the iPad out.
Grab some tape, and I get my identify back."
Great to... thank you for, um...
Great, all right.
Great, great.
Great, huh?
Great.
Guy girl,
Guys used to... a lot of guys still beat their wives.
Guys!
Gyms.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, loser.
Hair dryer.
Hair... what?
Hairbrush?
Hairbrush?
Half a pound of rugelach.
Hang out tonight.
Has been generated organically
Has been wreaking havoc in the South,
Has claimed the life of LeBron James
Have a boyfriend with no ass?
Have a good holiday.
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
Have a great day, all right?
Have a seat there.
Have a seat.
Have you been?
Have you ever done this?
Having fun with her, you think that's what it was all about?
He always bugs me about playing the guitar.
He and well, never mind.
He felt
He gave me pot, and I smoked it.
He gets six ounces for it.
He has zero ass.
He joined the Marines.
He just came to my door
He just left the...
He says something about,
He seems like a great guy and...
He smelled farts.
He stole from us and now he's out there working?
He used to wash dishes, okay?
He walked on the moon.
He was arrested for beating up Brad Diver.
He was six years old.
He, uh, he walked on the moon. Oh.
He's a lawyer.
He's a monster.
He's always there.
He's been distributing those drugs
He's dead.
He's doing one last big dinner.
He's got balls on both sides of his head, look at him.
He's like a mailbox
He's not... here, and then the window broke. Okay.
He's one of my best students.
He's our father and we're His children.
He's right here inside my face.
He's with me, just so you know."
He's... dead, that's what I'm doing.
Heh heh.
Heh heh.
Hello, Louie.
Hello, welcome.
Hello, what did I miss?
Hello, who is this?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hi!
Hello. So... so pretty.
Help her up help her up.
Help me set up the potato thing?
Her family, they're very upset, and...
Her name was Mrs. Fred Johnson.
Here I go.
Here in New York tonight or tomorrow,
Here we go.
Here you are.
Here you are.
Here you go help her up.
Here you go.
Here you go. Thank you.
Here, come on, let's go pay for this hair dryer.
Here, let me give you $10.
Here, put this on.
Here?
Here's what I can tell you.
Here's where we are.
Hey
Hey, ask her out.
Hey, Brad!
Hey, Brad's mother, come out!
Hey, can I ask you something?
Hey, can I use your bathroom?
Hey, can you help me out?
Hey, come on.
Hey, Dr. Bigelow.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, uh, just one second.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey. What did you tell, you pussy?
Hey, hi.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, I didn't...
Hey, I got a great question for you.
Hey, I'm buying.
Hey, I'm looking for a dog.
Hey, it's Louie. Yes, I know, stupid.
Hey, Jamie.
Hey, Janet, this is Louie, if...
Hey, Jerry, what's up?
Hey, Laurie.
Hey, listen to me... hey.
Hey, listen, I didn't...
Hey, look, don't bring anybody over here.
Hey, look, I'm not lecturing you or anything.
Hey, man.
Hey, Mr. Miner, you look nice tonight.
Hey, mush, you got a problem?
Hey, my back is much better.
Hey, Patrick.
Hey, so how you feeling about, uh, high school coming up?
Hey, take it easy, I'm kidding.
Hey, that's my daddy.
Hey, that's that's my sofa.
Hey, this is Pamela.
Hey, this is, uh... This is my daughter, Jane.
Hey, uh...
Hey, um, do you want to get something to eat?
Hey, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, what is going on?
Hey, what's the commotion back there?!
Hey, what's with the new girlfriend, by the way?
Hey, when are you gonna finish rolling that?
Hey, where you going?
Hey, you got it figured out, Louie.
Hey, you know, you don't get to do this.
Hey, you wanna try that on? No!
Hey, you're in here, like, every day.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Mom.
Hey! Oh, shit.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey, hi.
Hey. Hmm, what?
Hey...
Hey... Evanka.
Hey... What are you doing with my sofa?
Hi, don't worry, okay?
Hi, I have an appointment.
Hi, I... Do you have the thing I left?
Hi, I'm in here.
Hi, I've heard. Nice to meet you.
Hi, Janet.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mrs. Frame.
Hi, Patrick. Pamela, nice to meet
Hi, stupid asshole.
Hi, they're being crazy loud upstairs
Hi, uh, I have Jane, and she's not in school.
Hi, um, I'm the guy who brought you your pills.
Hi!
Hi! Hi, how are you? Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hi, is Amia here?
Hi. Hi.
Hi. It's so pretty.
Hi. Yes, yes.
High activity brain.
High school.
His own show. Thanks, man.
His shit's over there, that's brilliant! Don't put your...
Hit her on the back, hit her on the back,
Hit her on the back.
Hm?
Hm?
Hm.
Hmm.
Hold on a sec.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on. It's Louie!
Holy shit
Holy shit, Kenny
Holy shit! Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Honey, I gotta clean this up before we can go.
How am I supposed to know?
How am I supposed to laugh when the funny guy
How are they going to get any skills?
How are you gonna pay me back?
How are you?
How can a human being think that they know
How come France isn't part of New York City?
How could I be mad at me?
How could we... how could we not...
How could you possibly know...
How dare you?
How did she cope with your divorce?
How do you find balancing your work schedule
How gold that is.
How have you two been getting along?
How is your ex wife black?
How many legs does it have?
How many people here... okay, by applause,
How much do you want from me?!"
How much?
How much?
How much... How much is it?
How old are we?
How old are you?
How old, how old are you?
How old's Lilly?
How stupid are you?
How you doing What What was your
How you doing, kid Come on, come on in.
How young was Jane at the time?
How?
How'd you meet this kid?
How're you doing?
Huh Huh
Huh We get this show poppin' what do you say?
Huh What do you think of that?
Huh, will you think about it?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Hungarian restaurant.
Hungary.
I
I told you!
I I I...
I I don't know, just some pot.
I I don't know.
I I'll do the first one.
I no, it's serious to me.
I My mom, she found my pot.
I also get a free donut.
I am
I am gonna go ahead and bring on your headliner.
I am good.
I am kidding, I'm kidding, seriously.
I am sorry that I have to work all day
I am your mother.
I am, too!
I ask the waitress for a Coke.
I asked Laurie Sevetta to the dance.
I believe I can get them to agree to 5,000 per month.
I belong to gyms.
I can fix it! Get off of me!
I can fix it.
I can hit you one time now, then in like two, three weeks
I can take care of it.
I can take it.
I can try. Don't answer, don't answer.
I can't communicate with her all of a sudden.
I can't do this.
I can't really hear anything you're saying.
I can't really hear what you're saying,
I can't remember.
I can't say anything worthwhile anymore.
I can't see you guys anymore.
I can't.
I clutched her skirt and tore it off
I could see it the second
I could've used a friend, man.
I count the punches ten.
I d... Bye!
I deserve better than that.
I didn't Boo!
I didn't do anything I saw you!
I didn't know what we were gonna do! It's okay.
I didn't know what we were gonna do.
I didn't know, I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I didn't know... I didn't know...
I didn't say it, it's the butt...
I didn't smoke weed until I was 20.
I do, I just...
I do.
I don't I don't know.
I don't care anymore, okay?
I don't care who you spend your time with.
I don't care!
I don't care.
I don't even know.
I don't expect I don't wanna see a girl fart.
I don't generally...
I don't give a shit who he is.
I don't have a dog, man, I'm looking for a dog.
I don't have any feelings about it, really.
I don't have papers!
I don't have that, I wake up and there's nobody.
I don't have the grades, but my dad's alumni, so...
I don't have to listen to you.
I don't have... I don't...
I don't know I wasn't there for that part.
I don't know either, I was hoping you could help.
I don't know if I can do that.
I don't know if I should keep dating her.
I don't know if there is a God.
I don't know if we should
I don't know what from wherever,
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what the charity is, is...
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know your life.
I don't know yours... Yeah.
I don't know, don't ask me.
I don't know, I don't know him.
I don't know, I don't know why I'm sorry.
I don't know, I thought everything
I don't know, man.
I don't know, mush, that guy's a drug dealer.
I don't know, that's your problem,
I don't know, you said it, too.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Yes, you do, come on.
I don't like it.
I don't like people.
I don't like surprises.
I don't like that.
I don't like the feeling that I'm jealous, I don't like the
I don't like you right now.
I don't like you right now.
I don't need a person to like it.
I don't need the nurse.
I don't pick that apart.
I don't see a horse there.
I don't sell to kids, never, not ever.
I don't think I had anything to do with that.
I don't think I've ever seen anybody do worse than that.
I don't think so.
I don't think you appreciate
I don't wanna I don't
I don't wanna do homework.
I don't want one of these hormonal creatures
I don't want one.
I don't want to be one of those...
I don't want to call the front desk,
I don't want to go there anymore.
I don't want to go to school.
I don't want to look at my...
I don't, I...
I don't?
I don't.
I don't..
I don't... they look like celebrities
I don't... want to deal with that.
I envy people who have faith,
I feel like this...
I feel like you...
I feel sorry for you.
I feel the same.
I feel the same.
I found you on the floor of the elevator,
I get 80%, he gets 20%.
I get there, I call the owner, and I say,
I go to the owner.
I go, "Yeah, you're right, we never did talk about it.
I got a bunch of kids high
I got it, thanks.
I got it.
I got it. Just give it to me.
I got to kiss her.
I got weed!
I got you.
I got... My kids are at their mom's now
I gotta ask you a question.
I gotta drop it... I gotta let it go.
I gotta get the kids to their mom's,
I gotta go, I'm sorry.
I gotta go.
I gotta help you, now, right?
I gotta to, I gotta go, I gotta get my kids.
I guess I just didn't figure
I guess you're supposed to...
I had a good time, it was nice.
I had to tell, okay It was really
I had to work off the pork.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I hate those.
I hate you and I always hated you.
I have a lot of friends that play golf.
I have all access to every Synergy Gym below 14th Street.
I have been begging you people in this office for years
I have been to, um, Iraq and Afghanistanthough.
I have ever met.
I have to do it in English.
I have toast, well done bacon,
I have two shows tonight and I have the kids.
I haven't had my heart broken since Marilyn
I hear from you.
I hope you like... I don't think there's a heaven.
I I don't understand why I'm hearing about this.
I I.she's got a kid.
I just I just need to return them
I just Let's not do that again, all right?
I just We've just been hanging out.
I just don't... I don't wanna...
I just don't... you know, the thing is,
I just explained it the best way I could, but it's hard...
I just saw a shooting star.
I just think you like this.
I just wanna have some fun... with you.
I just wanna..
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just... I...
I just... I... It's my job to help you be,
I kind of liked it when it was illegal.
I know even when I'm upset, I can't hurt someone else.
I know how to fix these... I got it.
I know I'm out of line.
I know that you're... you're here.
I know that.
I know that's contributing to the problem, so.
I know this is a good idea.
I know this is, please don't go.
I know what you mean I mean,
I know where he lives, we can go hit him up.
I know you don't, come on.
I know you guys don't shop for yourselves...
I know you took the scales.
I know you want me to say things
I know, honey, I know, honey, I'm gonna fix it... hello?
I know, I get it, I get it.
I know, she baked it for you.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I like the idea that there is a God but only since 1982.
I like your hair!
I liked the feeling of being in love with her, I liked it.
I love being with you.
I love my wife, love my kids,
I love these, I mean... These are kind of cool.
I love this.
I love to eat horse penises on Broadway.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean blech, look at him.
I mean I worry about you.
I mean it.
I mean, are we
I mean, come on.
I mean, either you don't...
I mean, he has legs and then a back.
I mean, he's going through his shit 'cause he's a teen,
I mean, I haven't seen you in, what?
I mean, I know a lot of guys that need these,
I mean, I like, knew.
I mean, I went through a divorce.
I mean, I wish they dared her to suck my dick, I don't care.
I mean, I'm not a policeman,
I mean, I'm not obsessed with lemonade.
I mean, I'm supposed to
I mean, if we go, just, you know...
I mean, if you only knew
I mean, is she married?
I mean, it wasn't... I mean, it was, uh, pretty warm.
I mean, it's a zero sum game.
I mean, it's faith, it's not science, it's faith.
I mean, it's just a dressing room sign, right?
I mean, look, you're a teenager.
I mean, Louie, it's been hard for, like...
I mean, now they're both pretty well adjusted.
I mean, she did... she made the same choice to do it so
I mean, she seems really cool, and she's cute.
I mean, she's all right, she's causing the trouble.
I mean, the school is filled with worthless kids.
I mean, we used to be so smooth with this.
I mean, we're
I mean, what even is neon?
I mean, who are you?
I mean, who cares?
I mean, who looks like that?
I mean, who the fuck are you?
I mean, you could say there is a God if you believe in it.
I mean, you don't have any...
I mean, you make your choices, right?
I mean, you stand there,
I mean, you're a human...
I mean, you're gonna be in high school in the fall
I mean...
I mean...
I mean... you know?
I missed it, I start again.
I most certainly did not.
I need papers!
I need to get the scales back.
I need to get to the club."
I need to know.
I need to talk to her mom.
I need you to convince me...
I need you to cooperate with me here.
I need you to talk to translate because I,
I needed a co... I needed... Thank you.
I never did nothing like that, nothing like that.
I never did that before.
I never heard of him.
I only get the kids half the week,
I pretended like I wanted to make it work,
I qualify for a free bowl of ramen
I reach into my wallet
I really like her.
I really liked his jacket, he certainly, uh...
I said it's her responsibility.
I said, "That's it, that's it."
I said, Doug, how stupid are you?
I said, fuck you!
I saw a dog and he had a sweater on and on the side
I saw her tits.
I saw you!
I say, "Hey, I don't mean to be a dick,
I sell one ticket, I cover most of that.
I smoked it.
I sold them to a dealer, I
I stole all ten of them.
I stole it from my brother.
I stole the scales.
I stole them and I'm sorry.
I suggest you try to stop the drugs
I take a peek at the crowd.
I think I think that was just too hard for you.
I think cannibalism is reviled.
I think I would eat an old black lady's tits.
I think I'm gonna kick your ass.
I think if there is a God, it's probably not the one
I think if we had the choice of heart disease
I think it'll be good for you.
I think that, uh, I think that we made God a man
I think that's the best news you're gonna get.
I think that's the end of the rainbow...
I think the reason is 'cause women were in charge
I think there may be a God
I think we can get them to five.
I think you should... you could put some...
I think, I Okay, okay, look,
I think, I think, God... it was, uh, if there is a God,
I thought I said shut up, you trying to disrespect me?
I thought this was the bad part.
I thought we were gonna die but we didn't.
I thought you said you had one.
I told her of course you are.
I told him, I said this is...
I totally could, it's just, you know,
I tried the mother, there's no answer.
I very strategically always had it on whenever we did anything
I walk towards the dressing room...
I wanna get that for her.
I wanna know you.
I want to be here.
I want to teach you based on what makes you curious.
I want what couples say.
I want you to get in.
I want you to say things to me, like that you love me
I was a very young girl and very pretty,
I was in eighth grade and she was...
I was trying to check if you're laughing.
I was washing dishes.
I was watching "Good Morning America."
I was, uh, like, I was entertaing the troops.
I wasn't doing anything!
I will miss you, I ..."
I will provide...
I will tell her. Tell her that.
I wish I had one.
I wish she felt better."
I wonder if I could make you laugh
I would eat all the people
I would have... I would need skrin... skin grafts.
I would need to exfoliate... often.
I would not eat the people, I would just die."
I would pay a million dollars
I would say the opposite is true.
I wouldn't do that if I was you.
I wouldn't trade it for anything.
I, um...
I, um... I mean, around the country,
I, you know...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I... I can't really,
I... I don't have that, I don't have...
I... I don't know what you're saying.
I... yes, I am, because you spit.
I'd be dead.
I'd be like, "I don't know that bitch."
I'd like to go to dinner with her tonight.
I'd rather be back riding in the caboose
I'd... at the... at the least, he has an ex wife.
I'll be right back, okay.
I'll be there in a minute.
I'll be there with you being there.
I'll find a way to pay you back.
I'll find out anyway, it doesn't matter.
I'll get him back in time for school next year.
I'll give you some options.
I'll help you out I gotta help you out
I'll help you. That's probably a good idea.
I'll hit you again.
I'll just wear a shirt, I don't care.
I'll meet you in the garage.
I'll never have that so...
I'll see you later.
I'll see you later.
I'll see you on the 21st.
I'll see you tomorrow for potatoes.
I'm I'm sorry.
I'm a bad guy, I'm a bad friend. No.
I'm a comedian.
I'm a performer on the sh... show.
I'm a rabbit's asshole! Shut up.
I'm a shitty, bad friend.
I'm an educator.
I'm being really serious.
I'm busy.
I'm coming down... Janet, I'm coming down there.
I'm coming!
I'm doing it, look.
I'm done with you.
I'm down to hang.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm glad I was, uh, good for somebody.
I'm gonna be so... I'm gonna be so sad when you go.
I'm gonna be your policeman,
I'm gonna do... I'm gonna do it, okay?
I'm gonna get us a drink, okay?
I'm gonna give you a phone number.
I'm gonna look out for my own interests.
I'm gonna miss you so much.
I'm gonna take a nap.
I'm gonna touch this just because I shouldn't.
I'm gonna, you know... there's only so much I can take.
I'm gonna... I'm already... I'm gonna miss you.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna kiss you now.
I'm here.
I'm hungry now.
I'm in love with you!
I'm in love with you.
I'm in love with... tell her I'm in love with her!
I'm just kind of getting...
I'm just playing, I'm just playing.
I'm just saying, like, what if we just say it
I'm just surprised.
I'm just telling you where this is headed.
I'm just trying it on. Oh...
I'm just...
I'm just... just dropping off Jane.
I'm kidding, Louie.
I'm kidding!
I'm kinda sorry.
I'm looking for a dog!
I'm not born to sit there and listen to that.
I'm not equipped to handle a crime like this,
I'm not gonna get to stay with her.
I'm not gonna let it take away from how good I feel,
I'm not gonna sell it, I'm gonna smoke it.
I'm not just saying this.
I'm not making you do anything.
I'm not really sure what your name is but you,
I'm not sure that's how that goes.
I'm not trying to one up her or anything, but I just...
I'm not, I guess, I guess, um...
I'm not... I mean I really...
I'm opening for Jerry.
I'm quite sure that it is challenging.
I'm really just asking the boys here.
I'm really late for...
I'm saying that I'm not...
I'm serious, come with me.
I'm so happy, you know, uh...
I'm sorry that I ripped your skirt off.
I'm sorry, but it's just me here.
I'm sorry, Daddy.
I'm sorry, I just...
I'm sorry, I thought you would like it.
I'm sorry, I used your shower.
I'm sorry, I was caught up
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please.
I'm sorry, um...
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Yeah.
I'm starving. Me too.
I'm too emotional,
I'm too sad.
I'm too upset and it's all about...
I'm totally wet right now.
I'm trying to... What is it?
I'm very embarrassed.
I'm very sorry.
I'm waiting here!
I'm willing to go down that road with you,
I'm willing to try anything you want to consider.
I'm with somebody now
I'm working on it! Don't have all day.
I'm, uh, entertaining,
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm... I just... I was dating this woman,
I've been here since 1982."
I've been... Okay, I've been dating this woman.
I've ever heard in my entire life.
I've never You've never seen me do this before.
I've never...
I've, uh, actually got something for you.
Idea that I'm a jealous person.
If I could, uh, make a purchase.
If I didn't drink lemonade for two years...
If I go too, then... we'll both be there?
If it's 'cause they love somebody.
If it's just gonna lead to this?
If that is okay with you that she will be leaving.
If the whole sex of women can't vote.
If there was one of those..
If there's harmony between parents,
If we took this to trial with the lawyers
If you fart in your dream, do you fart in real life?
If you need help, I'm here.
If you want to shack up with some European chick
If you want to try to pursue a...
If you want.
If you're interested
If, uh if I go
In about an hour.
In here now.
In here!
In March of this year.
In medical school,
In meetings all day.
In the Mr. Hoffman?
In the interest of science?
In the real world, when you have a problem,
In this house?
In this school taking her.
In your position, I'm not saying that.
Inside of young Louie.
Instead of divorcing out of anger.
Into your office and accuse them.
Is Amia... Is she here?
Is everybody mad at me?
Is it good?
Is it serious?
Is it true that you can light a fart on fire?
Is not gonna get all over me
Is Pamela your girlfriend now?
Is Pamela your girlfriend?
Is rare but understandable.
Is she married?
Is sitting here right next to you.
Is staring right at me?
Is that a good idea?
Is that all right?
Is that most to eating?
Is that right?
Is that story working?
Is that the basic outline of... this thing here?
Is that what we're saying?
Is that what we're saying?
Is that what you want?
Is that what your kind eat?
Is that your father?
Is their parents getting along or not.
Is this a party line, hello?
Is this Hungarian?
Is this Louis?
Is this your house?
Is this your house?
Is this your move?
Is very practical and less guided
Is without electricity, traffic lights or running water.
Isn't it always beautiful here?
Isn't it fun.
Isn't this a good idea?
It came out of a chicken's ass.
It didn't break down so it's fine.
It didn't work out and now you've come sniffing around me.
It doesn't matter what happened.
It feel like a long time,
It had four,
It happens every 17 years.
It looked like to me.
It looks like liquid.
It made me nervous.
It made my week.
It makes sense that women would be in charge.
It really is, you know?
It says "press." Dude... go ahead.
It says "Todd Berry"...
It sounds like Jane has very
It was a dare.
It was gnarly.
It was her niece?
It was just sniffles, or allergies, or something,
It was just too much.
It was Mike Chapritemps, I don't know.
It was. Yeah, it was definitely hard on me.
It would be easy to imagine
It'll be like you'll be there,
It'll impact my record, but I'm a man.
It'll make me feel like less of a bad mom.
It's What a relief.
It's 'cause you're a stupid moron!
It's "hello" in Hungarian.
It's 19th century French.
It's 2017, everybody knows who's calling everybody.
It's 6:00 You took a long nap.
It's a less, okay, sir?
It's a little it's a little weird.
It's a meteor shower.
It's a security...
It's about my fear about the kids
It's about you.
It's all
It's all right, I got a car. I didn't know what we were gonna do!
It's all right, it's okay.
It's all right, you're gonna be fine.
It's already happening.
It's also challenging trying to throw a Tic Tac
It's an artistic piece of art. Ugh.
It's at 5:00, a place called The Carlyle in East Hampton.
It's called "****."
It's called Russ and Daughters.
It's crazy.
It's for this.
It's freezing, but I don't care.
It's going okay.
It's good that you guys came out for the...
It's good.
It's got badges on it and stuff.
It's heart disease.
It's in the playground.
It's just my bad breath and my garlic penis.
It's just too much.
It's just...
It's kind of big and...
It's kind of upside down.
It's like a horse that you ride on a spring.
It's like a whole other relationship
It's like my fourth favorite thing.
It's like the worst night ever.
It's mine.
It's my brother.
It's nice, it's nice in here.
It's no big deal.
It's not
It's not about...
It's not easy for a kid like you to take on what you did,
It's not good.
It's not like that.
It's not my usual... it's not how I roll.
It's not really an option.
It's not that simple.
It's okay it's okay.
It's okay, come here, it's all right.
It's okay, I got a car and we're gonna...
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's the flipside,
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay. Um, can we talk?
It's one of my favorites.
It's only been one day that I spend with you,
It's over?
It's Pamela.
It's poison!
It's pretty good.
It's pretty simple.
It's really big stuff.
It's really easy it's the egg.
It's really fun.
It's safer than staying here, right?
It's show business, it's a tough racket.
It's snowing, and it's like...
It's snowing! It's so beautiful outside.
It's so beautiful, it's like a living snow globe.
It's so beautiful.
It's so nasty! They're dirty.
It's so weird, look.
It's still there, but it's under the ocean now.
It's stupid that he's not here.
It's that simple, right?
It's time to make a plan for Jane.
It's total bullshit.
It's true.
It's true.
It's very beautiful, "Diarrhea."
It's very challenging.
It's very mysterious. Uh huh.
It's wasn't... it wasn't worth it.
It's what he did.
It's when they're coming and they go...
It's you and your and it's not...
It's your fault.
It's your last year.
It's, uh...
It's, uh...
It's...
It's... I can't be mad at me.
It's... it used to be at least a boner that...
Ivanka. Ivanka.
James Earl Ray, convicted assassin of Martin Luther King
Jane is going through a lot,
Jane, can you wait outside while I speak to your parents?
Jane, go to your room.
Jane, Jane?
Jane. Jane!
Jane... Jane in school, Jane in Jane.
Janet, don't try to steamroll our kids into private school
Janet, I'm coming down there.
Janet, it's Louie!
Janet, Janet, it's Louie.
Janet, just 'cause you make more now
Janet, on the other hand,
Janet.
Jasmine Forsythe will make landfall in New York.
Jeff Davis?
Jesus Christ Brad lives in a pretty big house, huh?
Jesus Christ, hey, buddy, hey, hey!
Jesus Christ, hey, calm down, brat.
Jesus Christ, is it always like this?
Jesus Christ, just...
Jesus Christ, man.
Jesus Christ, Todd.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus goddamn Christ Come on, Louie.
Jesus, oh man.
Jesus, sit down, sit down.
Jesus, why are you so mean to me?
Jesus!
Jesus! Jesus Christ!
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus. Fine.
Jesus. Hm.
Jesus...
Jive ass turkey.
Just because I let you kiss part of my mouth...
Just breathe, you okay You're all right.
Just come with me! What?!
Just don't ask, okay?
Just give me the phone. Stop it.
Just give me the... Get outta here.
Just go get on TV, go get a show and be a star.
Just go out there, Louie.
Just hang out here after the shows?
Just keyboard's broken,
Just let her know I have two daughters, okay?
Just like a very beautiful astronaut's daughter...
Just like that one.
Just look around and see what you like.
Just look at the menu and pick a food.
Just looking, waiting to see what comes next.
Just not me.
Just now...
Just on your back, like this, next to me.
Just one, one more nice...
Just pick a road and go down it, or don't.
Just stayed at my mother's.
Just take a deep breath.
Just take her home, Papa.
Just think about it, just think about it.
Just think about it.
Just time went on and eventually
Just to get away from her and the kids.
Just trust me.
Just wait.
Just you.
Just, ah...
Just, I love you.
Just, please, look out the window.
Just...
Just...
Just...
Just...
Just... come on, lie down.
Just... listen.
Just... No!
Just... okay, I...
Just... stop.
Keep it down, assholes.
Keep it down, I gotta work in the morning.
Keep looking up, keep looking up.
Kenny, get off me!
Kenny, get out of my room, what are you doing?
Kid, come here, come here.
Kids are gonna have.
Kind of people, type of person,
Kissing type of thing...
Ladies and gentlemen.
Last couple years have been great.
Last straw, you know?
Last year at the dance, some kid brought
Lay down... lay down.
Let me ask you.
Let me see that, thank you.
Let me see, I can fix those.
Let me see.
Let's do more.
Let's get back on track.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get something.
Let's go get him.
Let's go out somewhere and talk, all right?
Let's go to the woods.
Let's go, buddy!
Let's go, come on.
Let's go, Jane.
Let's go! What are we doing?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. No.
Let's have some Bulleit.
Let's just... Let's just talk about this later.
Let's look in the great book of scientific knowledge.
Let's talk about the real reason
Lie down on your back.
Lift up your shirt.
Light...
Like 13?
Like 76% per capita, around there?
Like a guy, girl thing with...
Like some permanent to her vision.
Like this...
Like when they let...
Like, "What's your name?"
Like, a rapport, it's really nice.
Like, for an espresso machine.
Like, He started in 1982.
Like, I was not in her world.
Like, I'll see you there.
Like, if somebody told me that that lady would feel better
Like, just one last time. Okay.
Like, not even take our clothes off?
Like, okay, if a plane crashed and you had to eat people...
Like, the first time I ever kissed a girl?
Like, together, we'll both be there.
Like, what's... what's... what kind of questions?
Like, who... What kind of person
Like, why is there even an America?
Like, you know, spread it out over time.
Like... 13.
Likewise.
Lilly already had some coping skills,
Lilly goes to, isn't going to
Lilly had a harder time and...
Lilly, come look!
Lilly. What?
Lily, you're gonna be taking this bus alone soon.
Listen to me, the Mayor is evacuating the city.
Listen, an I just do the violin?
Listen, girls...
Listen, I, uh...
Listen, I'm sorry.
Listen, Louie, we're gonna have this party, right?
Listen, where's, where's Patrick?
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Live that right now.
Long time ago and they were really mean.
Lonnie What was your name?
Look at all this shit, look at this.
Look at his body.
Look at his face, perfectly happy.
Look at me, look at me.
Look at me.
Look at that, look at that.
Look at this kid 12 years old.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at you.
Look at your face.
Look at your face.
Look back, light switch at hand,
Look straight up.
Look straight up. Okay
Look, don't get all...
Look, I don't know what you've got
Look, I gotta I got things I gotta do.
Look, I thought about you...
Look, I want to do what you want, but I just can't.
Look, I...
Look, it's called "Bag of Shit."
Look, it's really good to see you.
Look, just... I I don't know you.
Look, Marc, I'm happy for you.
Look, maybe just let me take you back upstairs, all right?
Look, no, no, it's oh... I just...
Look, public school is... is the real world.
Look, that guy is not special.
Look, um, look, the last time that I saw you,
Look, um...
Look, we still gotta get going, all right?
Look, we've been married two years.
Look, what if we, uh, took a mulberry bush
Look, what school Jane goes to,
Look, you could pin this on any one of them and you'd be right.
Look, you gotta give yourself a break, man.
Look.
Look.
Look. Wow!
Lou, I can fix these Blackberries.
Louie Come on, what are you Come on...
Louie has been stealing scales from your room,
Louie is gonna provide the fuel.
Louie S04E07 Elevator Part 4
Louie, can you please call the front desk and complain.
Louie, come on up.
Louie, Danielle, Danielle, Louie, huh?
Louie, look at this.
Louie, Louie, this is Alison.
Louie, Louie.
Louie, Louie.
Louie, nice job. Thank you.
Louie, take a seat.
Louie, tell yourself the story where I come down there
Louie, that's so great.
Louie, that's your body.
Louie, what
Louie, you'd better go.
Louie!
Louie!
Louie?
Louie.
Louie.
Louie.
Louie.
Louie.
Louie.
Louie.
Louie.
Louie.
Louie.
Louie. Lonnie.
Louie... I just wanna...
Louie... Just...
Louie... Louie.
Love it.
Lucky son of a bitch,
Ma... what? Marad, marad.
Make a profit.
Make her stay.
Make the critical difference.
Makes you my hero.
Many nooses of neon.
Marad, marad, marad, marad.
Marad, stay.
Marad.
Marines?
Mark, said,
Maybe I could take you out.
Maybe it's your balls calling from wherever they went.
Maybe that's what it is, God's divorced.
Maybe the mulberry bush would like it.
Maybe we're in two different rooms or something,
Maybe you feel like ashamed of...
Maybe.
Me and go with this?
Me and Patrick?
Me neither.
Me too!
Me too.
Me too.
Me, what makes me laugh?
Meet me there at 12:00 and, uh,
Memories.
Mhm.
Mike Ontario?
Million.
Minute.
Mission accomplished Just set it there.
Mkay.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. ... and I had to take a piss.
Mm, very good.
Mm?
Mm.
Mm.
Mm...
Mmm Not so smart after all, are you?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Model, okay, let's throw that in there.
Model.
Model...
Mom is sick!
Mom, it's fine.
Mommy!
More or less, yeah, that's the thing.
Morning.
Most of it is caused by Louie's act.
Most people really like it.
Most?
Most? Most.
Move her move her forward against the wall.
Move her against the wall.
Mr. Hoffman, he wants to see you, too.
Mr. Hoffman, I think we have the answers
Mr. James was swept away by the storm surge
Mush.
My comfort zone?
My daughter asked me that question,
My daughter's 12 years old.
My daughter's in trouble and I gotta go...
My dressing room sign says "Todd Berry" with an "E".
My ex wife and my kids are downtown.
My first kiss?
My God!
My God.
My neighbor is this old lady
My own car has been broken into three times in this parking lot.
My shit and that's
My whole family did this.
My youngest is having trouble in school now too.
My... my babysitter just cancelled.
Nah, what are you you don't ah.
Near Petros, Tennessee.
Need papers!
Nem, nem, most.
Nem, nem, nem shampoo. Okay.
Never done anything to anyone?
New Jersey.
New Jersey. Yeah.
Next June, I might
Next year, you'll be in...
Nice fart.
Nice job, Louie.
Nice nothing.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to see you. Yeah, nice see you.
Nice.
Nick, are you gonna order something?
******.
Nine to five.
No come on.
No Why? Do you have something to say to me?
No bye come on in.
No bye come on.
No bye.
No English, no, no.
No good.
No matter calm and normal,
No more disgracing your family, no more.
No more smoking your joints, popping your reds
No more vagrant, loose behavior.
No need to dip into my data plan.
No offense, give me my dog, come here.
No one touch it, okay? No...
No one wants to be with you, Louie.
No one wants to dance.
No problem. Thank you, thank you.
No she didn't.
No thanks.
No wonder I used to kick your ass.
No you didn't.
No, 'cause you're already good at violin, you see.
No, blech!
No, but before was I going out, or was I coming home?
No, but...
No, bye bye.
No, bye.
No, come down...
No, do like I did.
No, hello.
No, hello.
No, I don't care, I got to kiss Laurie Presser.
No, I don't like that.
No, I don't think so.
No, I don't wanna take that elevator.
No, I don't want to do it.
No, I mean, let's go talk, okay?
No, I mean, like,
No, I mean, you were just wrong.
No, I wanna know because Louie and I have kids.
No, I was gonna take you shopping
No, I won't, you're... this is a community bus, you don't spit.
No, I...
No, I'm I'm fine, thanks.
No, I'm a comedian.
No, I'm all out.
No, I'm going... Out?
No, I'm not stuck. That's good.
No, I'm sorry.
No, it... Okay, I'll go get a TV show.
No, it's 5:00.
No, it's a grown woman.
No, it's not, dumbass.
No, it's not.
No, it's social.
No, it's social.
No, it's... It's nice.
No, look.
No, no one goes into Central Park at night.
No, no, I didn't say it.
No, no, I got it, I got it.
No, no, I got.I I got it.
No, no, it's no, it's totally fine.
No, no, no, like then.
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no.
No, no, stupid. All right, I'm sorry.
No, no, tell it sounds great.
No, no! Don't look at my daughter.
No, no.
No, not at all.
No, nothing.
No, on a date.
No, please don't, Louie.
No, she had to go out.
No, thank you, though.
No, that's... Look, that's art.
No, they're both dead.
No, wait...
No, we are not going to I am so sick of that place.
No, we're friends, it's just like if
No, yeah, I saw out the window. a live snow globe.
No, you aren't.
No, you don't wanna go blind.
No, you don't.
No, you know what?
No, you were awful.
No, you're gonna introduce me.
No!
No! Me too.
No?
No?
No?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No
No. No, I...
No. Not listen.
No. Please come in.
No. Then don't go.
No. Well, yes.
No. Yes, I can.
Nobody comes near the school at night.
Nobody knows what this is?
Nobody knows you're here right now
Nobody will tell me.
Nom, nom, like, eat something together
None of you guys are special or magical,
Nope, no farts in the book.
Nope.
Not anymore.
Not being able to leave her
Not being in here right now.
Not even Lori Johnson.
Not for you, not ever.
Not Hungarian.
Not letting me have the spring horse.
Not much.
Not that any of you would ever
Not Todd Barry with an "A",
Not too excited about science?
Not when you cash in 290,000
Nothing happened?
Nothing happened.
Nothing, forget it.
Nothing, nothing.
Nothing!
Now he shows up with some scientific equipment,
Now I gotta do this now Huh?
Now it's consequences.
Now you finally have it in your hand,
Now you got nothing.
Now you show me
Now you show me more.
Now you want 'em back?
Now you.
Now, a lot of people try to be, you know, wiseguys,
Now, as we focus on Florida...
Now, as you can see in this map, everybody in this part
Now, I could move from mineral to rocks,
Now, I could've let that go.
Now, I don't know if you understand the logistics
Now, if you'll excuse me,
Now, now, p p pat her back.
Now, that's fair.
Now, the scales being worth about $300 each
Now, this is it, give me this.
Now. Yeah, now?
Number two, collecting hydrogen.
Of a hay bale in New York City.
Of anything but pain and suffering.
Of course, it is,
Of course, um...
Of course.
Of her juicy black pussy?
Of his sweater, it said,
Of Jackie Gleason's train.
Of the Miami Heat.
Of Western Brooklyn is already dead.
Oh ho. Oh, we are gonna smoke this.
Oh, boy.
Oh, but you see...
Oh, can you tell her...
Oh, come on, come on, man.
Oh, come on, Louie.
Oh, forget it.
Oh, God
Oh, God damn it come on, come on!
Oh, God, Louie, what the...
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, great, thank you.
Oh, he's all serious now.
Oh, her mom is white.
Oh, hey, Danielle
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oh, hey, Louie, come on in.
Oh, hey.
Oh, hi.
Oh, hi.
Oh, hmm.
Oh, I I just, uh, thought, you know,
Oh, I am so glad I'm divorcing you.
Oh, I did it, I did it, I did it.
Oh, I did, did I?
Oh, I don't
Oh, I forgot.
Oh, I gotta take this.
Oh, I think she needs a spit cup.
Oh, I'm so sorry I'm so sorry.
Oh, I've been looking for them.
Oh, it's not what he said.
Oh, it's snowing!
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, knew him?
Oh, Louie, I forgot. Mom, it's all right.
Oh, Louie, why... why did you hit her?
Oh, my God, I cannot believe that I just said that.
Oh, my God, I'm so tired.
Oh, my God, shut up you don't even know about it.
Oh, my God, the dance is tonight.
Oh, my God, what a beautiful night!
Oh, my God, what do you want?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, look at that.
Oh, no, no, no, stop it, now,
Oh, no, that's... well, enjoy it.
Oh, no, you don't like it
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, not sure what that one was.
Oh, nothing, just I've been dating this girl.
Oh, now. Yes, now.
Oh, oh, and she liked very much to be with you.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh, okay, well,
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay. Sorry.
Oh, right.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, so it's my fault?
Oh, so the, the thing with that lady,
Oh, somebody's in love.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh, thank you very much, doctor.
Oh, thank you very much. Yeah, yeah,
Oh, thank you, okay, uh, sure.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, that is so nice.
Oh, that's right, he's here,
Oh, that's the face.
Oh, the kid. Mm hmm.
Oh, there's one more.
Oh, this is serious.
Oh, this new lock, I don't even know how it works.
Oh, this was sweet.
Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, well, then, her mom must have had those kids,
Oh, well, you know my back was hurting,
Oh, were you in the army?
Oh, what a mess.
Oh, when I'm not tag teaming both of your moms?
Oh, wow, all right okay, what?
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah, you better get that.
Oh, yeah, you better get that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, you don't?
Oh, you had to get new stuff.
Oh, you know what?
Oh, you should go.
Oh, your nose is nothing.
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Oh. Most. Most?
Oh. New Jersey, yeah.
Oh. Szervusz.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... Jesus. What to do?
Oh... what, you...
Okay all right, okay.
Okay, 'cause a second ago, you weren't scared.
Okay, "one smart fellow, he felt smart."
Okay, 10:00 take me through all of it.
Okay, 5:00 showtime.
Okay, all right.
Okay, are you done now?
Okay, back to neuroscience.
Okay, be you know.
Okay, bye now.
Okay, come here.
Okay, come here. Come where?
Okay, fine, don't call me then, bye.
Okay, get in, get in.
Okay, go ahead, go ahead.
Okay, great, thanks.
Okay, here we go, ready?
Okay, here's what I'm gonna do.
Okay, I I I I feel like
Okay, I can do it, ready? "One smart fellow, he felt smart."
Okay, I don't want to get it.
Okay, I got you, I got you.
Okay, I see where this is going, forget the whole thing.
Okay, I...
Okay, I'm coming.
Okay, I'm gonna... Maybe, I don't know.
Okay, I'm in, sure.
Okay, I'm just gonna use your toilet
Okay, Ivanka.
Okay, just checking.
Okay, just go.
Okay, just keep looking up.
Okay, just relax.
Okay, like, there's all kinds of people.
Okay, look, look, look, listen to me. Okay.
Okay, look.
Okay, Louie, bend over the desk.
Okay, Louie.
Okay, no, no, no, no, wait a second
Okay, now.
Okay, now.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so here's what you do.
Okay, so you want to talk about
Okay, so... so what street is your school on?
Okay, thanks.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, that's not bad.
Okay, then I'll just have the sherbert.
Okay, then.
Okay, then.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, we got six months left together.
Okay, we're gonna share this, all right?
Okay, well, bye, now.
Okay, well, help me out, honey.
Okay, well, her name was Laurie.
Okay, well, here's the deal.
Okay, well, see you later. All right.
Okay, well, she's my neighbor's niece.
Okay, well, so I got you a few things at the store.
Okay, well, um, I'm very happy for you.
Okay, well...
Okay, what next?
Okay, what time did you get up?
Okay, when you're with me...
Okay, where are we now?
Okay, who can tell me
Okay, who has a fart?
Okay, yeah. Okay.
Okay, you ready?
Okay, you're okay you're okay.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay? And she would not listen.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
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Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Okay. But that's up to them to keep it that way.
Okay. Hurry up.
Okay. Is it safe to leave?
Okay. Let's get, uh...
Okay. So you're not, at this time, being charged.
Okay. Thank you.
Okay. We don't wanna stay here, right?
Okay. Yeah.
Okay...
Old jagoff.
On a date.
On being happy, even though you knew that later on
On fire!
On the bus.
On the what?
On two tree stumps
Once again, we're reporting the sad death of LeBron James,
One fart...
One of my cats is probably dead
One of these in my house.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
One smart fellow, he...
One, two,
One, two?
Only cash exchange between him and I
Only two people per decade die in elevators.
Onward.
Ooh!
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh... Okay, okay, okay.
Oops.
Oops.
Operator?
Or give up so that that lady could feel better?"
Or I can just kick the shit out of you right now.
Or something happened.
Or something, yeah.
Or understand what it is that she wanted to say to you.
Or watching any more of Louie,
Or whether you don't.
Or, you know, we didn't
Otherwise, He's been pretty much the same.
Out of out of out of
Out of silence.
Over what our kids do.
Ow, Jesus.
Packing winds of 1,600 miles per while
Paid for little egg of inside of it
Pamela should come with us.
Pamela?
Pamela.
Pamela.
Pamela.
Pamela.
Pamela.
Patrick.
Payments?
Pecorino Crotonese, sir.
People are born sick,
People are born sometimes with no eyes, with no face.
People are smoking pot in public now.
People do that, okay?
People do that.
People that work for you who, duh, you all don't pay.
People?
People.
Pepper, come on, look, hey, you gotta have your drops
Pick... here, pick, pick up the dog poop, would you please?
Piece of shit scale.
Piece of shit.
Please have your fun now.
Please don't do it here. Don't what?
Please don't do it.
Please don't do that, that's upsetting, I'm not...
Please don't go.
Please don't make me say no to you all nice and...
Please don't make me tell you.
Please don't start jerking off, I'm awake.
Please don't.
Please look at my daughter.
Please tell her don't go.
Please tell... Just tell her I said stay.
Please welcome to the stage, Mr. Louis C.K.
Please, a nice, warm welcome for the great Jerry Seinfeld,
Please, I want you to get into this tub with me.
Please, Louie.
Please, stop it, I'm being serious.
Please, stop it, please, stop it. Oh, you're gonna get it.
Please, stop it.
Please, stop.
Please?
Pointing. Don't point at it.
Poop, dogs having sex with vagina dirt?
Poops out of his back.
Pork or beef.
Press conference today since the attempt on his life
Press the art button, enjoy.
Pretty much.
Private school.
Prove you're not doing anything,
Put your hands on my daughter.
Put your seat belts on.
Putting her in a private school.
Putting them in private school is like sequestering them.
Quarter stick of dynamite.
Ray is in critical condition
Ready? Last time.
Ready? Mm hmm.
Real questions? No real questions.
Real questions.
Realizing that she's sick of you.
Really nice to meet you.
Really, and the teachers don't know anything.
Really, can... Yeah.
Really, they're all stupid.
Really?
Really?
Really? Yes.
Relax.
Remember the elevator?
Remember, we switched to the morning for today?
Remember?
Right? I did it.
Right.
Sad news from Miami as Hurricane Jasmine Forsythe
Say dirty, sex,
Say, could you, uh, come in early tomorrow,
Scared the shit out of you two dipshits.
Scarlet.
School?
Science, huh?
Screw that guy, I hated him.
Screw you!
Searching for baby elephants up in your mother's vagina.
See ya.
See, look at that What do you think of that, Louie?
See, my feeling is that Jane and Lilly need to be moved
See, people are under the misconception
See, that's what I think. We're moving toward
See, this is... See, this is about you.
See, you can't do it.
See? You want to do some...
Seems ready for his next line of employment,
Seriously, make way.
Seriously.
Seriously.
Sex and...
Shame on you.
Shampoo?
She doesn't know what to do anymore.
She doesn't speak English at all.
She gives me a Coke for free.
She has a son.
She has some serious damage to her eye.
She is she's growing on me.
She is not staying here.
She just finds constricting and frustrating.
She just would not listen ever.
She likes badasses.
She lives there in Hungary.
She looked so sick and uncomfortable
She passed away.
She said yes.
She said, "Plant one right here, big guy."
She says she thinks you're having drugs.
She says she won't talk about this with me here.
She wants you to know...
She was crying.
She was like an upper echelon social girl.
She was Mrs. Fred Johnson.
She was only here for a month and
She was there, too.
She was three.
She was tickling me.
She won't talk to me.
She, um, she wants you to know that she is
She's 10 and you're counting her out already?
She's a bag for me to...
She's a little mysterious, hmm?
She's a nice she's unconscious.
She's at least 50 percent responsible.
She's fed up.
She's gonna kill you.
She's got the biggest tits.
She's Hungarian.
She's in here.
She's leaving?
She's not you know, that's where she lives
She's struggling up a hill
She's...
Shh, you're gonna wake his parents.
Shh!
Shh.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Should I..
Should we have some Bulleit?
Shove up your ass, is that where we are? No.
Show starts at 5:00. Yeah.
Shut up
Shut up, you clown.
Shut up! Shh, shh, shh.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up. Look.
Sit down Have a seat.
Sit down, sit!
Sit there and lie, you know?
Sit, sit, sit, okay, okay.
Sit!
Six ounces, give or take.
So So when you were divorced,
So "Little Miss" that has an idea about something.
So am I.
So are they gonna do something?
So did you sleep over?
So do something about it.
So girls, get your stuff and say goodbye to Pamela.
So how... you'd have... it would just make sense that mothers
So I could get you...
So I could turn 'em over.
So I don't know if... It's kinda confusing.
So I get to the club..
So I go to a clinic.
So I go upstairs,
So I left them both in Barcelona.
So I said, "All you gotta do
So I said, "Okay, she can half my turn
So I took all the food that was on my tray
So I took the bus to Croton Harmon.
So I'll just hold on to her till, um,
So I'll see you at the dance?
So I'm gonna take control.
So I'm gonna take it on for you.
So I'm taking it all up to myself and it's...
So it's up to you.
So it's your responsibility to fix it,
So just go.
So let's do an experiment.
So let's look at the future of Hurricane Jasmine Forsythe.
So long, sucker.
So look, everybody's uptown.
So me and two other kids were on them.
So remember that last big fight that we had?
So say something.
So she's got, like, a son
So she's leaving for good in a week?
So so So what'd I say?
So tell me it's serious.
So the door is wide open
So then where did the egg come from?"
So then, I have to get to the gig.
So this is what you guys do, like,
So we have this weird system of, uh, you know, men being...
So we're gonna do a new unit of work
So we're gonna go up...
So we're so scared of them.
So were they close?
So what are you gonna do?
So what can I do you for?
So what if, right now,
So what in the realm of science interests you?
So what's the suicide rate for comedians?
So you banged the old broad downstairs?
So you can put a crest on their shoulder
So you have an excuse to come into New York
So you have to decide.
So you have to pay her... you have to pay them $5,000
So you need to balance your education and develop.
So you press a thing because it says "press"?
So you stay just as you are.
So you turned to drugs to cope.
So you went home with a girl from the benefit.
So you went to the gym.
So you... you took a chance
So you... you want me to advise you about what?
So you're just gonna walk up to Jeff Davis' house
So, Doug.
So, Europe was a bust.
So, good riddance.
So, how do we answer this question?
So, how old are you?
So, I, uh,
So, I'll watch your girls, go do your shows.
So, nobody cares whether you date this girl
So, okay.
So, she would like to see you again
So, tell me something.
So, thank you.
So, this week we will explore organic fuel sources.
So, uh...
So, what's the plan?
So, what's your name?
So, yeah.
So?
So?
So?
So..
So..
So...
So...
So...
So... got lots of free time.
So... is it okay... that we're here?
So... my cock is seven feet long,
So... uh, there's not one."
Some kind of a, a, a Disney ride?
Some of these kids are Lilly's age.
Some of you are luckier and some of you work harder than others.
Some sort of minimum wage security work, anyway...
Some struggles are good.
Somebody "Here."
Somebody walked up and wrote some shit on his sweater.
Somebody went and got a hay bale...
Someone will take care of that?
Something happened.
Something is up with you.
Something people.
Something, I don't know.
Sometimes you're supposed to be sad.
Somewhere in heaven there's a porch
Son of a...
Sorry, I was, uh, cleaning... the piano.
Sorry, uh...
Sorry?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Sure.
Sounds expensive.
Sounds like you had a pretty dramatic year.
Spending time together while she's here.
Stability to their lives
Start the show.
Started a couple years ago when she said...
Stay on the top steps, Stay on the top steps.
Stay over there, man. I am over here and that's a disgusting...
Stay right there!
Stay, stay here.
Stay, you know? Come on, just stay.
Stop I won't do it again!
Stop it, please stop it. Oh, you're gonna get it.
Stop it, you idiots!
Stop it, you stupid asshole.
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it.
Stop looking.
Stop lying.
Stop saying it like it doesn't mean anything.
Stop talking about your boring ass lives
Stop, stop it Stop it.
Stop, stop.
Stop?
Stop. Stop now.
Storefront, open late, 40 minute wait.
Storm center experts say there's
Stupid.
Suck my dick!
Sur and his dad, on the other hand,
Sur's dad looked like he was trying
Sure, yeah.
Sure.
Sweet, sad love and you wanna throw it away.
Sweetie, sweetie, you've got to chew these Mentos.
Systematically, trading them for drugs.
Szervusz!
Szervusz. Szervusz.
Ta a look at this dog
Take it easy, relax already.
Take it easy, take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take me out of what?
Take my daughter to the dance.
Take your clothes off and get in.
Takes its toll.
Taking a breath, nothing worked.
Taking me out of school, sending me to Phillips Academy.
Talented people at the show.
Talk to him.
Tell her I said stay.
Tell me about kissing.
Tell me about you, tell me about your first kiss.
Tell me about your first kiss.
Tell you what... I'm gonna go down the hall.
Ten people died in the Bronx last night due to a fire
Testing.
Thank God, you're here.
Thank you for... Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you for... the that.
Thank you so much
Thank you very much, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, and we're gonna order
Thank you, girls.
Thank you, have a great day.
Thank you, Jane.
Thank you, Louie.
Thank you, Marcy.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thanks.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. yeah.
Thanks again.
Thanks for helping out. It's okay.
Thanks for thanking me.
Thanks for the ride.
Thanks for the, uh...
Thanks very much. Have a great day.
Thanks, come on in.
Thanks, Louie.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks. Yeah.
That can happen to the human body,
That damn elevator I'm gonna die there one day.
That destroyed 90% of the Florida peninsula last night
That don't just fly apart, away from each other?
That goes on here.
That goes to Croton Harmon,
That guy is in a big relationship now.
That guy?
That I'd love to take her to dinner tomorrow.
That is a scientific fact.
That is badass.
That is disappointing, man.
That is frickin' so cool.
That is so much weed you got.
That is some sick shit.
That is the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me,
That is the worst story
That is why you're here, okay?
That killed ten people in the Bronx last night during a fire.
That life after divorce has its
That makes me really happy.
That means American democracy is really 93 years old.
That mirror, that old mirror clock.
That right?
That she's leaving so that, you know,
That ship has sailed, the option is closed.
That sounds good.
That the rich can't sue the poor.
That the United States will for the first time sell weapons
That there are ten scales missing from your supply closet?
That there isn't anything?
That there's a kind of shirt named after it.
That they lost when we broke up,
That wake up in the morning and there He is.
That was actually really nice.
That was fun, huh?
That was hostile.
That was hysterical!
That was it
That was love?
That was nice.
That was pretty much a total disaster, wasn't it?
That was the best sex we've ever had.
That was true in 1958.
That was, like, challenging myself,
That we affectionately nicknamed
That women voted for?
That would be bad if you were still there.
That would be nice.
That you couldn't possibly make a mistake that's gonna...
That you get to brag about in the aisles of Whole Foods
That you walked out, I mean...
That you would let zero women vote.
That you're crazy?
That your shitty shit man shit
That... It's the shitter.
That's a good score, kid Good score
That's a great question.
That's a kid!
That's a waste.
That's a weird story.
That's all I got.
That's all I think you can say, honestly.
That's all you can do.
That's all.
That's amazing.
That's badass.
That's because you were staring at me.
That's called "Diarrhea"?
That's considered a very clean
That's enough, Mr. Faria.
That's gonna be their life.
That's good, right, so, let's... let's just go, go, everybody.
That's great. Yeah.
That's hard.
That's his room right there.
That's imaginative, isn't it? Yeah, yeah
That's it. That's it?
That's larceny.
That's like...
That's my favorite.
That's nice, but... no.
That's nice.
That's not gonna fly.
That's not good.
That's not the nice word to use.
That's not why I'm here
That's not... If you're not picking up on that,
That's really great, man.
That's really how old it is.
That's really nice, Lou.
That's right, no more free ride.
That's right.
That's right.
That's so brilliant, mmm.
That's so nice that you came again today."
That's some real man shit right there.
That's something. It says something there
That's something. Um...
That's stupid.
That's such a good idea, you can meet Mommy.
That's supposed to be a very perplexing question.
That's supposed to be my boyfriend?
That's the one thing that they can tell you.
That's too bad.
That's uh, artistic...
That's what a woman's name was.
That's what I said. I'm not tolerating it.
That's what I'm asking.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what makes sense to me.
That's what we do about it.
That's what's going on with you.
That's what's... That's what's going on with me.
That's who you are? ... have sex with.
That's why it was so funny.
That's why we're out here in the middle of a school day?
That's your business. It's not like that.
That's your first kiss?
That's, that's like... it's practically impossible.
That's...
That's...
That's...
That's... Jimmy Carter would not sanction that election.
That's... you could just get to say it 'cause you believe it.
That's... Your kids?
The "Back to the Future" movies, uh, He worked on those.
The answer is it has plenty of legs.
The answer is love.
The art rainbow. No more..
The autistic kid, like, get a touchdown.
The bad part is coming so enjoy the heartbreak
The bad part is when you forget her.
The benefit? Uh.
The chicks
The colored ones.
The cookie is gone.
The framework of school
The girl, I don't know how...
The girls never stop talking about her.
The kids are happy,
The kids are just mean babies.
The lady upstairs.
The Mayor has issued a mandatory evacuation order
The onions and no tomatoes?
The other thing "I love you so much,
The perfect place.
The President Ronald Reagan held his first
The president said that his health is good
The question is, how the hell is she the mother of those almost
The reason... I wasn't there for him. No.
The single most boring person
The teachers are stupid, the kids are stupid.
The thing is, we were fine.
The ugly table and all the ugly chairs.
The way that you do for me.
The way that your parents paid for it to be.
The way they describe Him in the Bible.
The whole thing was just such a train wreck.
The woods?
The woods.
The World Heart Alliance.
The... no... umph. Hey, you give a tip.
Their father, Who's that?
Then here's from me to you.
Then I'm sorry.
Then it's your responsibility.
Then Melissa really wanted to ride
Then my penis would be sore all the time.
Then she let another kid have it,
Then you have to blow 'em?
Then, I get on the bike for ten minutes.
Then, I had to race off to my gig in Poughkeepsie.
Then, I went to the doctor.
Then, I woke up
Then, you won't have any problems.
Then, you're gonna be lonely.
There are laws.
There are people in my building older than American democracy.
There are trillionaires now?
There was another one!
There you are.
There you are.
There's a thing where your bones dissolve,
There's been no Martin Luther Chicken?
There's gonna be a lot Hey, Dad.
There's no money, it's a benefit.
There's no way.
There's nothing I gotta do about it.
There's nothing left.
There's some things I just can't do.
There's this thing on this...
Theresa asks a really fundamental question this week.
These all yours right here?
These are hot, careful. Thank You.
These are kind of nice.
These are not people you wanna upset.
These are the billionaires
These girls are about 15 years old.
These people are very, um, let me put it this way.
They always had us.
They can, they want you to pay.
They couldn't vote till 1920
They don't answer any real questions.
They don't answer any what?
They don't even..
They don't know anything,
They don't know anything.
They don't know how numbers work,
They don't know how to tell me anything
They don't know what to do because
They don't... haven't risen up
They have scales just like that at my school.
They know everything.
They know what?
They know what?
They like golf, I don't play golf
They pushed me too far.
They say He's our father and we're his children.
They spelled it wrong.
They tell you about thousands of things
They want compensation for damages.
They want compensation.
They want me to draw a picture of him smiling.
They were horrible.
They...
They... they wanna sue me?
They're asking for ten.
They're both better than... Jesus.
They're dirty.
They're dirty.
They're gonna be sad.
They're liars, there's no reason to believe
They're like, "Ooh, hi!
They're mean and tired
They're not a little wary at this point,
They're not gonna let you walk out of here without some...
They're part of your problem
They're perfect plugs for the esophagus.
They're rare,
Things went back to normal,
Think about taking her.
Think people would give a shit?
Think that you are going... if you're going to heaven,
Thirteen years, Jesus Christ
Thirteen.
Thirteen.
This cute woman was like,
This dog would like to get some air.
This girl Dina who told everybody their business
This is "Diarrhea."
This is a great, uh, man,
This is a private affair.
This is a sensitive, intelligent kid.
This is about how...
This is Amia, she's my friend.
This is cra... this is crazy.
This is dumb and weird. Just go with it.
This is gonna be a lot of fun at some point, we have some very
This is gonna suck, I know it.
This is gorgeous.
This is Janet. Hey.
This is like a plant that grows in the ground.
This is love, missing her.
This is man shit right here.
This is Mr. Putney and this is Mrs. Wilson,
This is my home as well as my office.
This is not fair.
This is nothing, this is no big deal, right?
This is obviously the work of a gang of criminals.
This is Pam, Pamela.
This is Patrick.
This is serious?
This is serious.
This is serious.
This is stupid?
This is the best.
This is the last time I will allow that to happen,
This is the right...
This is weird because you've never
This is what you've been digging for all this time.
This is your man shit mess You clean it up.
This is your mess.
This is yours You did it.
This is, okay... yes.
This is...
This is...
This is... There's no way for me to say anything
This isn't
This isn't 9 1 1 call 9 1 1.
This isn't about me.
This isn't right.
This looks crazy, right?
This may be my last day here.
This piece is called "Diarrhea."
This sweet nugget of love.
This was an accident.
This woman needs your help.
This would be **** if you weren't so stupid!
This'll be good, this'll be good.
Those are like, gynecological.
Three, fart!
Three, oh, that is very young. Yeah.
Three.
Throughout the school and beyond
Thus concludes our unit on minerals.
Ticket's no longer available.
Tickle you.
To a better learning environment,
To ask questions, you know. Yes, of course.
To define her strengths down the road.
To do something about the drugs and the crime
To do to me who I miss every day.
To get out my Setagaya Ramen punch card.
To get up the hill, which is weird.
To go, okay, thank you very much.
To keep my kids in some substandard school.
To know what you're saying right now, a million dollars.
To manage, right.
To move back to Hungary to live there, you know,
To predict...
To say, "Nope, there's no... definitely not a God."
To talking constructively about Jane.
To the conversation
To the People's Republic of China.
To what's happened to your scales.
Todd Barry is next.
Todd Barry?
Todd, how old are you?
Todd, you're a 49 year old single comedian.
Todd!
Tomorrow night?
Tomorrow we're gonna blow up a sweet potato!
Tomorrow, uh, seven
Tonight, I love it!
Towel.
Translucent white girls of yours.
Trying to fix it by getting married.
Trying to fix the marriage by having kids.
Trying to have sex with me to avoid me.
Turn around.
Two Here we go.
Two grand, isn't it?
Ugh, oh, my God.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Uh aw, shit.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh oh.
Uh uh, seriously, nobody.
Uh uh, you were my last man.
Uh, a lot of people like to argue that things are equal,
Uh, can I get my glasses?
Uh, doesn't speak English.
Uh, Evanka?
Uh, hey, it's cold outside.
Uh, hi, everybody, how are you doing?
Uh, hi, there, good... thank you very much, thank you, uh..
Uh, hi.
Uh, I don't have a fart right now.
Uh, I don't have matches.
Uh, I have a test after lunch.
Uh, I have no idea, but, uh...
Uh, I really had a good time with you.
Uh, I'd very much like to see her again,
Uh, I'm just gonna go around the corner for a minute.
Uh, it came out of a chicken, you idiot.
Uh, moment, moment.
Uh, my show got picked up.
Uh, no, I mean, uh, you know, peop... I just mean,
Uh, okay, number three, riding elephants.
Uh, so what happened?
Uh, today's Wednesday,
Uh, um...
Uh, Wednesday, on our regular day.
Uh, what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Uh, yeah, come in.
Uh, yeah?
Uh.
Uh.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uhn, ew. What...
Um hmm, um hmm.
Um hmm.
Um, are you going to the dance?
Um, golfers will tell you that it's a very challenging game.
Um, how is she, I mean, is she okay?
Um, I have a lot of, uh...
Um, I'm a comedian.
Um, okay.
Um, okay.
Um, was everything okay with the kids?
Um, you know, you know when you go to the, uh, supermarket?
Um, you want a plate of jelly with a spoon?
Um.
Um..
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um... I was wondering
Um... I'll see you, thank you, thanks.
Um... it's like, um, peaceful happiness?
Um... okay.
Um... you and, uh, Amia,
Um... you came... this is your...
Up here getting high?
Ups and downs like a marriage has.
US Secretary of State Alexander Haig today announced
Using the Wi Fi from the coffee shop next door.
Vandalism.
Very good, sir.
Very happy,
Very okay.
Very well done thing. There's...
Vodka?
Wait a minute, because this is...
Wait a second.
Wait a second. Wait a second.
Wait there, don't look.
Wait, don't...
Wait, hang on.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, I don't understand.
Wait, I show you.
Wait, Louie? What?
Wait, this is Alison, Alison, this is, uh, Louie.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, look, listen, I'm, I'm...
Wait.
Walk me through any day.
Walked out on me since I was... I was 35 years old.
Wanna see?
Wanting to die, you're... so lucky.
Warren just ran out too
Warren's the only one who ever has any.
Was like a ten spot, wasn't it?
Was stabbed 22 and a half times
Was...
We are not willing to deal with this behavior.
We are seeing record storm surges.
We are, go where?
We both know you're guilty
We can do this.
We can't get out of here, Louie, the lights just went off
We could divorce out of
We could get out now and it'd be okay.
We could pay to have Jane killed.
We did it.
We didn't actually make up. We just
We don't have any kids.
We don't have reindeer feet.
We ever had in this school.
We get some cushy chicks, all right?
We got a car and we're going uptown.
We got any weed?
We have a kind of shirt
We have to talk about it!
We heard it was him.
We just But we communicate, we have,
We just like each other and we've been...
We knew it was the last time.
We know this about Jane, but what can we do about it?
We like each other.
We might pick the disease.
We should expect to see the peak of the storm
We talked about this yesterday, you dumbass.
We used to be friends, do you remember that?
We we're supposed to be talking about Jane.
We were doing comedy and we sucked at it, but we loved it
We were girls or frogs or whatever.
We were playing basketball in Mike's driveway...
We would do music and...
We'll talk later.
We'll try if we can get uptown. Daddy?
We're a good team.
We're all
We're all parents, so...
We're all very excited to see him.
We're at 23rd Street.
We're doing it.
We're enjoying her company while she's here
We're going now, we're going now,
We're going to Martha's Vineyard for the summer.
We're gonna do it now on the empty room floor.
We're gonna get high on pot.
We're gonna get out of here, okay?
We're gonna have a talk!
We're gonna smoke this right now.
We're having a romantic time and you know it, come on.
We're here for Jane.
We're in a tub.
We're raising children.
We're so afraid of women, that's why...
We're talking about us, and it's not the point.
We're walking out of the theater,
We're... Fine.
We're... we're kinda, um...
We've been dating, we had sex for the first time.
Weather guy, what can we expect
Weather guy, what's the status now?
Welcome to Hertz, can I help you?
Well I have boundaries!
Well, am I easy to be around?
Well, be do it carefully, okay?
Well, do you I mean...
Well, do you wanna...
Well, get back to your room right now.
Well, go anyway.
Well, having sex for the first time doesn't make it serious.
Well, how am I supposed to...
Well, how are the girls gonna
Well, how do you feel about this broad anyway?
Well, Hurricane Jasmine Forsythe
Well, I It works out pretty well, because
Well, I did this as a girl.
Well, I don't know if you noticed,
Well, I don't really care about my parents divorcing.
Well, I never did yet with you.
Well, I shared it, but I
Well, I thought, maybe you could come by because, uh,
Well, I was supposed to kiss this kid Jeff Choadler, because
Well, I would sing, you see.
Well, I...
Well, I'm meeting her there.
Well, I'm not going to let my kids be Hitler youth.
Well, I'm not going to let my kids be losers.
Well, I'm sure you know by now
Well, if everybody I made laughed at this,
Well, it has come to my attention that the culprit
Well, it's not working.
Well, it's true, my daddy
Well, just put everything back in the supply closet,
Well, let's go ask him.
Well, let's go find Warren then.
Well, maybe it's not really happening.
Well, no, it's No, I just wanted to know that's all right.
Well, now, Cuba is not technically gone.
Well, now, like, ten days or so.
Well, obviously she slept over.
Well, she brought me a pie.
Well, she was... I don't know, she doesn't speak English.
Well, shit, marry her.
Well, so what... then what did he do?
Well, so, I was thinking about it.
Well, sorry.
Well, tell her thank you.
Well, that makes it pretty clear.
Well, that's all very official and clear.
Well, that's nice of you.
Well, there is no back, you understand that?
Well, they're... I mean, they're rich
Well, this one is a is an evil box of death.
Well, uh, well, so, I've got your keys.
Well, we got... We have bigger towels than that, dude.
Well, what about it?
Well, what about you?
Well, what about your brother?
Well, what's that about?
Well, yeah, come on. You know what, Louie?
Well, yeah, that's because she's Catholic
Well, yeah.
Well, you gotta figure that out, don't you?
Well, you guys are pretty solid.
Well, you know what I'm going to say.
Well, you know, I feel
Well, you like saying things and talking about romantic feelings.
Well, you're moving towards...
Well.
Well...
Well...
Well...
Went home, took a well deserved nap.
Went to the gym.
Were interested in maybe pursuing
Were you leaving a message for Mommy?
Whack... why... it's...
What This flame, did you do that?
What what is your day?
What what was I doing?
What what was I doing?
What what? What is it?
What Who are you?
What you can't just come barging in.
What you don't wanna take the elevator, right?
What about you, man? No, I'm out.
What after?
What am I supposed to do about it?
What am I supposed to do...
What are
What are What are you?
What are dreams?
What are the first three?
What are we doing here?
What are you
What are you I talked to your mother.
What are you Is your dad here?
What are you coming ov...?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? This lady needs your help.
What are you doing... what are you doing?
What are you gonna do with all that weed?
What are you looking at?
What are you talking about?
What are you, um... Where are you from?
What are you?
What are you... Are you mad at Mommy?
What assholes these people really are
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What can I do you for?
What can we do for you?
What did He do to our mom?
What did we learn? What did we learn?
What did you do?
What did you do?
What did you do?
What did you tell?
What do I gotta do What do I gotta do now?
What do you care?
What do you care?
What do you do all day?
What do you do?
What do you experience happening... here?
What do you got there Presents?
What do you got?
What do you got?
What do you know about it?
What do you mean "blech"?
What do you need?
What do you think Wanna do some business, Louie?
What do you think this is all about?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What do you want to do?
What do you want?
What does she cost?
What does that guy want?
What for?
What for?
What happened next?
What happened to Danny?
What happened to you? Nothing!
What happened today?
What happened today?
What happened?
What happened?
What holds everything together, right?
What I am saying is, you've been a shitty friend.
What I want to ask is is it serious?
What I would give to have that feeling again.
What if I did?
What if I had those two?
What if I let you see my underwear?
What if I...
What if she's dead?
What if the bus broke down right now?
What if we do say it?
What if we say that now?
What if we say...
What if...
What in the hell was that?
What in the hell was that?
What is a deal breaker
What is going on in here?
What is going on?
What is it with guys that if they can
What is it?
What is that, ten scales That's like...
What is that?
What is that?
What is that... is that a blanket? Yeah.
What is this now, nothing?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is your name?
What it is, it's an inert gas that...
What kind of entertaining?
What kind of way is this to live?
What makes the universe be all separate things
What makes you laugh?
What the hell are you doing on the floor?
What the hell is your problem He sold you out!
What the hell?
What the... What the hell?
What this is?
What time is it?
What was your act?
What would you recommend?
What your daughter Jane is going through
What your life is.
What, are you trying to spell July?
What, do I have something?
What, I can't marry a black woman?
What, no, no no no!
What, what I said is ? What about
What, what, what's the problem?
What, you make me laugh.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
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What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Do what?
What? I'm a bad friend.
What? No, you're not.
What? Okay.
What? Please, just go with it.
What? Yes.
What?!
What?!
What?!
What?! I, I can't hear you 'cause of a hurricane!
What.
What... What if...
What... why is she crying?
What'd he say?
What'd you do after lunch?
What'd you do?
What'd you do?
What's even the name of the charity... It doesn't matter.
What's for breakfast?
What's going on with Jane?
What's going on with you?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's his name? Doesn't have one.
What's it, uh, what's... who are the...
What's that light?
What's that?
What's that?!
What's the matter with that okay.
What's the matter?
What's the plan?
What's up, fellas? Hey, Marc.
What's up, Mr. Miner?
What's up?
What's up? What's up?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong? Am I in trouble?
What's your name?
What's your name?!
What's your proof? Well, I've
What's... wrong?
When I was in your office, you gave me really good advice,
When it got really bad
When it's calm, like
When this is over, is you... hey, God?
When you don't care about anything.
When you don't care about her.
When you... when you go.
Where am I gonna get new stuff?
Where are we gonna get
Where are we gonna get new
Where are we?
Where are you?
Where did you get that?
Where everything's gonna be
Where I show my face
Where is our mother?
Where is this guy?
Where'd you get that?
Where's Brad?
Where's he at?
Whew.
Which is a problem.
Which is all that's coming out of my mouth.
Which is combustible,
Which is how I spell my name.
Which is just 20 minutes outside of Poughkeepsie, is?
Which is why I think I can get it to five million.
Which kind? Uh, chocolate.
Which means America wasn't really
Which one?
Which one's gonna make me happier.
Which was too hot for their bodies.
Which you all pretty much tanked.
Which, I mean, who cares?
While you can, for God sakes.
Who Did you do that?
Who are all these people?
Who are meant to be together.
Who are you gonna date?
Who are you talking to, yourself?
Who are you?
Who do you think is at fault?
Who do you wanna... I'll do it myself.
Who else then?
Who feels like they could fart right now
Who gives a shit?
Who has a fart in them?
Who has a thought on dreams Anybody?
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who's gonna pick us up from school today?
Who's got a question about science?
Who's got papers made of paper?
Who's there?
Who's very beautiful and very tall and young,
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Ah.
Whoa.
Whoa. Ooh!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoop dee.
Whose fault is it?
Why are we having a party in the woods?
Why aren't my kids together? Yes.
Why did you wanna come here?
Why do atoms bind to make water?
Why do you always have to hit people?
Why do you like it?
Why does hydrogen stick to oxygen?
Why don't they just go their separate ways?
Why don't you
Why don't you call the front desk?
Why don't you get an iPhone, for God's sake?
Why don't you take her to the dance?
Why don't you tell her?
Why don't you two get a room already?
Why don't you two sit here and devote a few minutes
Why isn't, let's say,
Why ****?
Why not?
Why would they make it say "press"...
Why, it says "press."
Why, what's so big about her life
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why? What do you got?
Why? You need it.
Will be dead by 4:00 tomorrow.
With a dead lady under it.
With a melon on top.
With an "E",
With the leg braces and the crutches.
With you.
Woke up, uh, hung out in bed a little bit.
Women couldn't vote till 1920, how crazy is that?
Women.
Women... until recently, a woman was just her husband's property.
Woo!
Would be okay once we, uh, you know...
Would run the world, and, uh, they don't... it's the opposite.
Would you rather be some kind of a... a fantasy?
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. Yeah.
Yah.
Yeah Urgent Care, baby.
Yeah, but does kissing have to be in it?
Yeah, but you s...
Yeah, but, where?
Yeah, can you not curse, can you not...
Yeah, do a set, have some falafel, go home.
Yeah, get it.
Yeah, I can avoid that stuff, yes.
Yeah, I got off early.
Yeah, I gotta... I gotta go.
Yeah, I gotta... I gotta go.
Yeah, I know, stupid, everybody knows who everybody is now,
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I love you.
Yeah, I made a hot dog.
Yeah, I mean, for that kind of money,
Yeah, I mean, thanks for letting me know.
Yeah, I noticed we were light on scales.
Yeah, I remember, I remember, I hide it very good.
Yeah, I remember.
Yeah, I wanna go that way.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind having
Yeah, I'll have the fried reindeer feet.
Yeah, I'm doing a benefit out in East Hampton.
Yeah, I'm okay.
Yeah, I'm okay.
Yeah, I'm sure you do, stupid.
Yeah, if you're going.
Yeah, in science class.
Yeah, it has.
Yeah, it is badass.
Yeah, it was because...
Yeah, it's boring, but later in life...
Yeah, it's gonna hurt my budget,
Yeah, just wait a minute.
Yeah, like you and me.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, my hydrogen collection is awesome.
Yeah, no, I guess... yes.
Yeah, no, I...
Yeah, now the police are here.
Yeah, Poughkeepsie, booked myself seven months ago.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, right.
Yeah, see Tom Papa was supposed to do it,
Yeah, she did.
Yeah, she's going back to Hungary.
Yeah, she's gonna be going that's it
Yeah, she's leaving, back to Hungary.
Yeah, so the drugs are working.
Yeah, stop...
Yeah, sure I am.
Yeah, sure, yes.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, that sounds like
Yeah, that was before, and you didn't bite.
Yeah, that was me.
Yeah, that's 'cause people, that's a people... do that.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
Yeah, that's basically it.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, the woods, all right?
Yeah, this is about how your kids reflect your status.
Yeah, those.
Yeah, well, my homeroom teacher
Yeah, when you're not doing that.
Yeah, why?
Yeah, wow is right.
Yeah, wow.
Yeah, yeah you saved my life.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you can meet Mommy.
Yeah, you could.
Yeah, you don't mind?
Yeah, you really are.
Yeah, you think you're going to heaven?
Yeah, you want that. Good.
Yeah, you want your kids to be sad?
Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
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Yeah?
Yeah? Okay.
Yeah? Yeah, no problem.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? Yes.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Hi.
Yeah. Is there any more?
Yeah. Mm.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Yeah. See how they pop up?
Yeah. She's gonna be okay.
Yeah. What is that?
Yeah...
Yeah... like a pimp.
Yes, a peaceful happiness.
Yes, a peaceful happiness.
Yes, all good here.
Yes, but I never notice, I hate it here.
Yes, come in.
Yes, Hungarian.
Yes, I agree.
Yes, I can do that, sure.
Yes, I do, I've been five times in the last week...
Yes, I figured that was kind of a thing.
Yes, I hear myself perfectly well.
Yes, I heard, I heard it.
Yes, I was dying.
Yes, it is exactly that simple.
Yes, it is, and it must have been hard on you.
Yes, it would.
Yes, it's all.
Yes, Mary, go ahead and be boring, I'm listening.
Yes, no yes, hello.
Yes, sir, see you tomorrow.
Yes, they do.
Yes, we can.
Yes, we're down town we're at the apartment.
Yes, what?
Yes!
Yes?
Yes?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. No.
Yes. Okay?
Yes. Yes I am.
Yes... Yes, she is.
Yo, this guy back here spit on the bus, man.
You all right now? Yeah, thank you so much.
You all right? Yeah, and you?
You an asshole or what?
You an asshole?
You are aware, aren't you,
You are certainly not adding anything, either.
You are funny to some people,
You are very emotional about your children.
You are way out of line.
You aren't even in high school and you're wasted.
You ask girls to dance.
You banged a little kid?
You belong to a gym?
You better relax.
You came to me, remember?
You came to me, you brought these scales to me,
You can do it.
You can help me get rid of him.
You can make me some eggs,
You can marry a green elephant.
You can see for a hundred yards, tops.
You can't argue with somebody's beliefs.
You can't bring a fucking minor
You can't call it a democracy
You can't go, "Chicken".
You can't handle his success because you're not happy with
You can't handle the repercussions.
You can't handle this, Lilly.
You can't just have chicken.
You can't just say no.
You come see me
You come see me if you have any problems.
You could go to Africa.
You could just... please let me...
You could send Louie to jail, you pussy!
You did a bunch of drugs.
You did this, Louie, you did this.
You did this.
You did this.
You didn't get matches?
You didn't know this person and yet you were
You didn't laugh... You didn't laugh one time.
You didn't see Mike's mom's tits.
You didn't see us standing here, young man?
You doing all right, you all right? Yeah, I'm okay.
You don't Piece of shit.
You don't do that right now.
You don't get to I don't
You don't get to go to some little tailor made,
You don't have much longer anyway.
You don't have to hit people!
You don't know mine.
You don't know what... this is.
You don't know?
You don't like private school.
You don't look like you laugh a lot.
You don't speak English, right? No English?
You don't wanna get it?
You don't wanna take your shirt off?
You don't want to do it, you go about
You ever seen fart in the book?
You excited to go to school today?
You excited to go to work?
You gave me the stars, let me look at them.
You get me one of those scales, I'll give you two ounces for it.
You go on, just do a few minutes and bring me up.
You got a big relationship with like the President
You got caught.
You got greedy.
You got homework.
You got it, sweet pea.
You got performance anxiety?
You got pregnant?
You got stupid, didn't you?
You got under my skin from far away,
You gotta give 'em back though.
You gotta go.
You gotta line everything up.
You guys are such dicks.
You guys have never said a word to each other,
You guys were getting along
You had a gig?
You had sex with her.
You had this woman hanging
You hate my comedy, don't you?
You have done nothing.
You have to get out of there.
You have to make a decision within that.
You have to picture...
You have to wear, like, a shirt,
You haven't said a word to me in months.
You heard?
You here with Louie?
You just can't make people do things.
You just gotta decide to go on TV, get a show,
You just gotta do like ten minutes in front of me.
You just take it and you just eat it.
You kissed me back
You knew Gleason?
You knew?
You know Hallie Guys!
You know how much I dream of being lonely?
You know how much shit you're skipping in between there?
You know I can just kick your ass right now
You know mine?
You know that?
You know what makes me mad here?
You know what that means?
You know what they say? What do they say?
You know what you are?
You know what, I am excited.
You know what, if you
You know what, Louie I don't like you.
You know you got a lot of balls coming up here like that?
You know, 25 percent of them are liars,
You know, a person that can live in the world
You know, another day is another chance at...
You know, I guess better than Lilly did.
You know, I know that...
You know, I mean, you know, I'm not gonna sit there
You know, I'm just gonna say it.
You know, I'm not...
You know, in Hungary, we have a saying.
You know, it's a interesting statistics.
You know, Janet, people
You know, like, without fighting.
You know, Long Island?
You know, more importantly.
You know, my brother's in a band.
You know, out of kindness.
You know, philosophically, so I guess I...
You know, things are going pretty well for me.
You know, wanna... not have that.
You know, we can
You know, we just gotta Can we just
You know, we're just not two people
You know, we're not fighting.
You know, when we're not
You know, you guys are like the worst class
You know, you had said that,
You know, you stay just as you are, yeah?
You know, you think you can
You know?
You let these kids rot
You like me and you want to get close to me
You like Mentos?
You listening to me?
You listening?
You little shit!
You little shit.
You lookin' at my daughter?
You lost your dog?
You may be
You mean like now.
You mean plural?
You mean the look on her face, right?
You mean, like, you want to make love?
You mean, the
You missed the party, you asshole.
You must've be the one that was laughing.
You need it.
You need to be aware.
You need to come pick her up.
You need to communicate.
You need to help me.
You need to pick up Jane now.
You need to start with an egg,
You never know
You never know what can happen.
You okay?
You okay?
You own life.
You piece of shit!
You punched her in the face
You ready?
You really want me to go?
You remember I told you that.
You s You, uh...
You said 5:00.
You said he smelled farts...
You said you wanted to be... do... be in a thing.
You saved my life two times,
You saw it? Look, keep looking up,
You say it.
You scared?
You see, she, um, is here for one month to help me
You see, this is supposed to be a horse.
You see?
You seem tired.
You shared it?
You shitting me?
You should always be excited when you're given another day.
You should sell it.
You show me no love.
You smoked it?
You starting to see 'em?
You stepped on a cock?
You still got that weed I gave you?
You stole property, Louie.
You stole these from school?
You tell her.
You think people like saying no?
You think spending time with her, kissing her,
You think that's easy for me?
You think this is fun?
You think this is games No, no.
You think you can act like this?
You think you can handle this.
You think you're innocent 'cause you're a kid, right?
You told me that you
You too, take care.
You too.
You took that responsibility.
You two are both pussies.
You two are both wasted.
You understand me?
You understand that, right?
You understand that?
You understand?
You understand?
You wanna do it, you just do it.
You wanna go blind?
You wanna go blind?
You wanna go out to lunch?
You wanna go that way?
You wanna look like this?
You wanna really see?
You wanna try something but you don't... know... you can't,
You wanna... Yep.
You want
You want $10 for after?
You want it to be you and me?
You want me to get the ten scales
You want one?
You want one? What?
You want some product or
You want that. Yeah.
You want to go down and see the nurse?
You want us to lie to Mom about Pamela.
You were awful!
You were just up there!
You were just up there!
You were medicating.
You were naked in a bed with a stranger.
You were very wrong for this crowd.
You were working at some, like, phone line or something?
You would be sad.
You would not have survived the camps.
You, uh...
You, what do you got?
You, you, you've, uh...
You...
You... As you look straight up at the sky,
You... you said you wanted to do something with me.
You'll be all right.
You're 12 years old!
You're a criminal now.
You're a dumbed up stupid idiot Stop it!
You're a good guy, you know that?
You're a loser.
You're a nice boy.
You're a pisser.
You're afraid of being lonely.
You're all losers.
You're all right, aren't you You're all right.
You're an asshole, you're an asshole. Can you hear you right now?
You're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
You're an asshole.
You're anxious and you're hungry and you know, I mean, it's like,
You're awesome.
You're being a dummy.
You're boring.
You're cuffing me, cuff him!
You're Daddy's girlfriend now.
You're embarrassing me.
You're fine, just put it on.
You're fine.
You're gonna be just fine you're gonna be just fine.
You're gonna be making payments to them.
You're gonna thank me someday.
You're gonna want to do things.
You're in a lot of trouble
You're just I don't see why we couldn't have
You're like a walking poem.
You're losers.
You're making me spill the pot.
You're not a bad friend, that's bullshit.
You're not a bad friend.
You're not a bad friend.
You're not a bad guy.
You're not a kid, you're a man now.
You're not even her?
You're not even here.
You're not going to admit to.
You're not gonna like send them to some academy,
You're not happy for me?
You're not in there anymore.
You're not leaving?
You're not satisfied.
You're not.
You're okay now.
You're okay now. Yes.
You're okay, right?
You're opening for Mr. Seinfeld? Yeah, I'm on first, I'm the...
You're scared now.
You're so beautiful" no.
You're such a good girl, come here.
You're such a good girl.
You're sullen, you're vacant.
You're taking Laurie Sevetta to the dance?
You're totally... already at 28.
You're turning me on.
You're very weird, you're very weird.
You're welcome.
You're with Patrick and I don't run that down.
You're, uh, just wearing underwear.
You're... You're going down a road here.
You've done enough good in your ten adult years
You've got it all wrong.
You've got to chew them, sweetie.
You've never seen me with my shirt off.
You've never...
Your daughter Jane is in the office,
Your eyes will start tuning out... all the city lights
Your face! Shut up, shut up, Jesus!
Your fairy merry way, I don't care.
Your head is so bald.
Your kids are great, by the way.
Your kids.
Your mom, ugh...
Your mom.
Your parents can't help you.
Your parents got divorced a couple of years ago.
Your relationship has brought a lot of
Your shirt looks stupid all striped.
Your sister gets home from her playdate
Your soul laundering service.
Your...
Yup, yup, yup, yup.
Yup, Yup...
Yup.
5,000?
8.50.
10:00, 10:30?
28, okay, so if you're at 23rd Street
28.
28. You're 28
49.
100 yards into a shoebox, that's also challenging.
495.
All right, yeah. Or woman.
and you'll be depressed and lonely. Uh huh.
At all? No.
Bye. Bye, bye.
Bye. Bye.
Bye. Good bye.
Come in. Bye.
Come on you all right? Oh, yeah.
Come on! Please, look! Oh, geez.
Don't start here. Don't what?
Go ahead. Okay, fine.
He smells like kale. Okay, listen.
Hello. Yes, bye.
Hey, hey, take it easy. Don't do it.
Hm? No English?
Huh? Nobody.
I have no more Mentos. No? Okay.
I put them in here and I didn't know what we were gonna do. Janet, it's okay.
I'm sorry, okay? Mm hmm.
It's okay. I I...
Just for the record. Okay.
Lunch. Where?
No, no. It's okay.
Oh, shit. Yeah?
Oh! Oh!
Oh. You all right?
Okay, now, really get in or put some pants on, 'cause holy shit. Yeah, okay, let's go.
Okay. Okay.
Really? Yeah.
Right? Thank you.
She doesn't speak English? None.
Sure. Yesterday was great.
Thank you. Yes, yes, surely, yes.
Thank you. Yes.
There he is. Guess what!
Very. Yeah.
Want a divorce? Want a divorce.
Was I coming, or You were just laying on the floor.
What? Louie!
Whoa, hello. Hi.
Wow. I'm just saying
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah?
Yeah? And it had happened before, too.
Yeah? Yeah, come on.
Yeah. So...
Yep. Yeah, they did.
Yes? Principal wants to see Louie in his office right now.
You okay? Nothing!
... at the Brushy Mountain State Penitentiary
...a year.
...entirely sure what your name is,
...initial combustion.
...ready to say something.
...thing!
...to explain it to a three year old.
'Cause he's right, I'm a bad friend. What?
'cause I can't hear you
'Cause I don't like surprises.
'Cause I don't want to sleep in your high school bed,
'Cause I hate you 'cause you're short.
'Cause I wouldn't like it.
'cause I'm not...
'cause I'm starving.
'Cause it doesn't make sense that men are in charge.
'cause it's...
'Cause that cute guy got his own sexy show instead of you?
'cause that takes a lot of...
'Cause we can do whatever we want now.
'Cause when this comes back to visit
'cause women are really kept down, uh, even today.
'Cause you're a kid, I ain't gonna hurt you?
'Cause you're a little bitch, get out of here.
'Cause you're not now.
'Cause you're the man.
'Kay.
'Kay.
"Ah, that lady, shit."
"and then a whole other amazing place
"and then we don't have the rest of now.
"And yes, I know it's an easy mistake to make,
"but I don't ask for much.
"But if you want me to do the show,
"but it's also an easy mistake to fix,
"But let's really say the truth.
"But we just have now,
"Dear Louie.
"doesn't seem like there's one.
"Eternity beginning tomorrow.
"forever after that?
"Fred Johnson fucks me occasionally."
"Hey, can you come pick me up?"
"Hey, I hear you're gonna kiss Choadler."
"How do you know?"
"How much do you wish that lady felt better?
"I always remember you.
"I believe in God."
"I cannot take my son from him.
"I do not share this missing with you or anyone.
"I don't like it." "How do you think I feel?
"I have a world with my son, my family.
"I have friends and even people who are not anything
"I have so many feelings
"I have... bottle them for you.
"I have... bottle them for you.
"I hope to some day give them to you.
"I love our time together.
"I made you a cheese sandwich."
"I was wearing a wife beater and child murder shorts.
"I will find someone I hope
"I write this to you at night... alone.
"I'm mother.
"If you didn't screw the cow, she's not your cow."
"is take the sign down,
"It has been beautiful and unexpected adventure in my life
"It's almost, and someday maybe, could be love.
"It's mine.
"Just 'cause, uh...
"Just stand in this room."
"kind and so fun.
"log onto Microsoft Word, or Apple Text,
"Louie, you are
"My son have a father.
"No, you don't."
"Oh, that's a huge pain in the butt,
"One One smart fellow, he smelled "
"One smart fellow, he felt smart."
"Please don't pet me, I'm working."
"put it in a responsible place for refuse,
"Really, that's, that's..."
"run it through the printer,
"So I was wearing a wife beater."
"So where do I go?"
"take one sheet of paper,
"that I have not be able to say.
"That's crazy.
"This is not my world.
"Though he is not as father as you like.
"to know you and to feel what is between us.
"Type in Todd Barry with an "A",
"walk over to the computer,
"We're over 40, we have children.
"What would you be willing to do
"What, you think I made a whole universe
"whatever you want,
"When I came here, I never thought that I would stay.
"who can tell you what it says.
"who's now in critical condition,
"Yeah."
"Yes."
"You're gonna kiss Jeff at the dance."
♪ ♪ I love you ♪
♪ Ah Hah ♪
♪ AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
♪ AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
♪ AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
♪ AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Hah hah ♪
♪ Hah huh Hah Oy ♪
♪ Huh ♪
♪ Huh ♪
♪ I need to fill my lovin' cup ♪
♪ If you love me too ♪
♪ It's fine, it's fine, it's fine... ♪ ♪
♪ Just give it all to me
♪ Just give it all to me
♪ Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
♪ Me and no one else
♪ Mouth ♪
♪ Oh yes I do ♪
♪ One taste just say hello ♪
♪ Right in my... ♪ ♪ Mouth. ♪
♪ Shit ♪
♪ That's good then we can... ♪
♪ The mouth of moon ♪♪ If you want, if you want.
♪ Uh ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
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