Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Season 1 Edit

A dash of peeing with the door open."

A few gunshots, shoulder and chest.

A fun safe house is a safe safe house

A group of armed men entered an embassy

A likely story, pontiac

A man uses statistics and logic

A non violent option.

A personal trainer, bouncer,

A skootch of gingivitis

A young kevin costner type.

A.K.A. Me, here at 10:00.

Aah!

About being a washed up pencil pusher.

About eight years ago.

About the benefits of exercise

About the nature and origin of my injury from my office

About you getting hurt.

Absolutely, sir.

According to Boyle's email blast,

According to charles,

Actually not bad.

Actually, hilarious story.

Actually, ray and I met over the phone.

Actually, teddy asked me to get dinner,

Actually, we can handle it on our own, ma'am.

Add a little levity. I love that.

Add stuff. Embellish your asses off.

After today's shift, I'd like everyone

After we put the cuffs on this guy,

After you. Yes, sir.

Again, sarge, it's so good to see you.

Agh!

Agreed. Take care

Ah

Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, and look, he brought us some wine.

Ah, I hate that I'm so by the book.

Ah, interesting, classics.

Ah, pepper relish on your arancini.

Ah, samesies!

Ah, Santiago.

Ah, so expensive.

Ah, there he is!

Ah, there they are. Kevin, let's greet our guests.

Ah, welcome.

Ah, yeah, that's really messed up.

Ah!

Ah! [gasps]

Ah! Ah, spicy! Why is that spicy?

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ow!

Ah! Oh, that's so hot!

Ah.

Ah. So may I pour you

Ah... [laughs]

Aha!

Aha. Mm hmm.

All I remember about that article is the title.

All in a day's work.

All of it sounds good.

All of this teasing, this elaborate date,

All right

All right

All right, all right, I was lying about the holdup.

All right, all right, my fingers are off the triggers.

All right, back to this plate

All right, Boyle.

All right, gang, diet day four.

All right, huddle up, everybody.

All right, I pushed it a little bit on that one.

All right, I'm gonna go talk to vivi

All right, Isaac said the account book

All right, just go home. Get out of here and regroup.

All right, let's get started. Scully

All right, listen up.

All right, pretty boy, where is it?

All right, so let's see that mole.

All right, so there's Hitchcock.

All right, this is useless.

All right, we're all set for the sting.

All right, we're doing this.

All right.

All right. We should set up a tactical team and hit the gym.

All right..

All the meals are pre planned and delivered to your doorstep.

All you win is a children's karate trophy, so...

All: She doesn't.

Almost never?

Also, "std" stands for "sexually transmitted disease."

Also, I'm sorry

Also, I'm sorry for making fun of you during my book club.

Also, I'm sorry that I didn't take the time

Also, I've loaded all of my favorite karaoke backing tracks

Also, please stay out of the way

Also, you should buy nana's place.

Although I did start a new category.

Although they can't see us.

Always happen to the best people?

Amateur ballroom dancing competition.

Amy chose the restaurant

Amy, you studied art history.

An effective use of your limited time.

And a native english speaker referred to captain holt

And a new course record.

And a solitary g****.

And a super weird soul patch,

And after that swim, I might take another swim

And all I wanted was to be captain

And as a token of my appreciation,

And assistant manager at petsmart.

And behind you is Captain Holt.

And charles has eyes.

And congratulations to you, captain,

And depicts the classic Greek fable:

And don't say money, because I know you're in debt

And everyone bring a bottle of wine.

And get revenge for ruining my life and everything.

And gets hair all over my computer.

And guess what else, "Captain"?

And have a real conversation with her?

And have taken hostages.

And have you freak out again.

And he clearly was. Chop chop, ted. Let's roll.

And he doesn't bring home cop stories.

And he said, "who cares what holt thinks?"

And how you're blowing this beyond repair.

And I am playing a character:

And I could be there in half an hour.

And I don't want it to happen to them.

And I have ten loose diner mints in my purse

And I need you to trust me

And I promise it won't be weird at all.

And I quote,

And I will answer in due time

And I'll prove it.

And I'm gonna go full boyle and scare her off.

And I'm wearing shorts, there is no fly.

And I've always considered movies a writer's medium

And I've totally read that.

And it took a while for dispatch to find me

And it turns out there were a bunch of references

And it was in couch mode.

And it's centered at a gym called brooklyn total body.

And it's gonna sound crazy, but it's important,

And it's just all a rich tapestry.

And it's what I do.

And just be altogether good with it

And just the fact that you're willing

And keep interrogating jacoby for as many hours

And ladies' man

And let the detectives settle in?

And let you know I'll be running for president.

And loose hair.

And make sure that nobody is smoking there.

And more importantly,

And my mom was so happy.

And my penis and my feet.

And no.

And nod slightly

And not just in your weird, awful wedding decisions.

And not to brag, but I think we just set

And now I'm inside your head.

And now, the piece de resistance.

And obstruction of justice.

And once I buy coasters made out of geodes,

And one of whatever this guy's having for that guy,

And out of respect for you and everything

And out of the tear gas rises the Phoenix.

And search the words "pigs" and "jet skis,"

And shaving cream in this locker,

And some chocolate I was saving for a special occasion.

And stop playing this inane garbage. It's embarrassing.

And that is plausible, because we're detectives.

And that's a Peralta guarantee.

And that's an order

And the fallout from this bet has the potential

And the good news?

And the score is all tied up

And the Vickers street aggravated assault?

And their romantic advice is not great.

And then Boyle spent 30 minutes

And then I've contracted a youth choir

And then she broke up with me. And then she broke up with you.

And then the barbershop quartet I hired started to sing.

And then waiting for them to call back

And there's wheels

And to celebrate, Santiago is taking

And to make up for what I did, I'll cover

And to the ginormous, dead fat man

And we bumped into each other on the street.

And we have to keep it quiet.

And we've been together ever since.

And what does the ebony falcon do?

And whatever it is you gotta deal with it

And with a record five felonies solved in one week,

And you have to publicly state

And you should let him pursue it.

And you tell me what you think?

And you want us to all wear that same uniform.

And you were right. She didn't dump me.

And you weren't cops, wouldn't you be scared?

And you would turn a small profit.

And you.

And, I'm gonna guess, not what you're intending.

And, no, your wedding is gonna be incredible

And, uh, I wish you the very best. Thank you.

And... that

Any more meds in the bathroom.

Any way I can get up onstage by the podium?

Anybody seen Boyle?

Anyhoo, ten more for Peralta.

Anything you wanted.

Anyway, we did a lot of work for this dude

Anyways, charles wanted me

Anyways, I was riveted.

Are losing... badly

Are you also taking me to the knee hospital?

Are you back in the field?

Are you familiar with the story of moneyball?

Are you stifling a yawn?

Are you sure I shouldn't go get him?

Are you... here to turn yourself in?

Arnie, shut up.

As "hilarious

As a "bother" figure,

As a boot and the IP address

As for you, Santiago, well, now you certainly

As someone who's read many of the older chapters

As you would imagine, I'm normally up

Asian dude, 5'8", spiky hair.

Ask him about his bank..

At raymond's birthday party."

At sunset.

At the last minute 'cause you don't want us there?

Attention!

Author of stone fruits and stone stones:

Awesome, right?

Babysitting you on every one of your cases.

Based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.

Baton to the knee.

Be more articulate when you speak to the children