Black Mirror - Season 4 Edit

A little cold for that in space.

A non federation vessel jumped straight out of white space right in front of us

Aboard the spaceship USS Callister.

Absolutely.

Actually, Captain, I was thinking maybe you could take me alone.

Actually, Cole, you come too.

After you.

Again, I, um... I may have some leverage.

Ah. Fucking hell, I was gonna say, you know,

Ah. That's good. This launcher's heavy as shit.

All of it. Tommy too.

Almost sort of racist.

Am I dreaming?

And bring Valdack to justice.

And crack like a porcelain doll

And God knows how he'd take it out on him.

And have control of the entire contents of your photo gallery.

And he can stop us like that. [SNAPS FINGERS]

And he made me watch.

And he said he'd do it again and again,

And I could use your close attention.

And I just wanted to, uh, pass on my admiration

And I should know by now never to doubt you.

And I was thinking I should have appreciated you more, you know?

And I withstood it all 'cause I just thought

And I've been a good adversary for you, have I not?

And PornHub.

And that's all you need to know.

And there you'll stay until I'm bored of you...

And tracked our position

And um... it is not like my last job, thank God.

And you assholes are fucking it up!

And you had to come in and rescue me.

And you need help.

And you village idiots are asleep at the wheel.

And you... can just stay here and think about your attitude.

And, bam, you pop up here like a Pop Tart.

Another ship, another player.

Any of the last nine would do.

Anyway, evidently... Tommy had a lollipop that day.

Are you gonna take all day?

As science officer, I need to learn the ropes,

At ease, Walton.

At least you've got a gun.

Back on the outside, the real me, uh... brought Tommy to work one day,

Basically he's got a gizmo...

Beats another 10,000 years with Captain Ass.

Because even if we die in here, he can bring us back.

Because it's Christmas Eve and we've

Because she wouldn't play along when he cloned her into here.

Before my time, actually.

Between here and Valatros.

Blow each other or are we gonna trade?

Bob here is the hardware, and I am the shiny front end.

Bob, I wanna talk to you here!

Boring life.

But I'll keep you alive in tiny little jars

But if we had time, we could alter the trading mechanics,

But it is going to cost you!

But it was... visionary.

But it's also true that you're gonna give it to me!

But now we're looking at December 24th for rollout.

But the omnicorder made contact with

But you gotta believe me.

But you threw my son out of an airlock, so fuck you to death

Call me Helmsman Packer.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can we not pop her fucking mind?

Can you do that?

Can you find Valdack?

Can you?

Can't even have the basic fucking pleasure of pushing out a shit.

Can't we go any faster? That dud disk isn't gonna fool him forever

Captain Daly, may you drown in the venom of 900 Tragorian snakes!

Captain, please.

Captain, sensors indicate an escape pod ejected

Captain, we have to surrender. There's no other way.

Captain, you've come at just the right time.

Captain.

Chuck a sandwich across the room,

Cole, we should head out this way. Cole...

Cole?

Come on in, my big captain.

Come on, come on.

Come on, man.

Come on.

Come on. Come on in.

Could you please, please cut that shit out?

Crew, we have a new member of the team, Science Officer Nanette Cole.

Crystal's this way. Let's go.

Dad!

Daly can't touch us unless he makes it

Daly to bridge. What's going on?

Daly told me what happened.

Daly? No, no. No. It's not like that.

Daly's created an identical digital version of you, of all of us.

Daly's custom build is still connected to the internet.

Daly's got his own modded version of Infinity,

Daly's smart, but he's not a god.

Daly's Space Fleet mod has been stripped away by the firewall.

Damn it, Packer, we are gonna have to go through the belt.

Damn it! Fuck!

Deletion in progress. Deletion in progress.

Did you just send me an Infinity invite?

Do you have a thing for him?

Do you have the latest ETA on the update patch?

Do you submit?

Do you submit?

Do you think maybe you could make me one too?

Do you think that you can do that?

Do you want me to open comms with Valdack's craft, Captain?

Don't be so sure.

Don't be too nice to him 'cause he gets a bit starey.

Don't you wanna fight back? Why won't you fight back?

Drink it.

Drink your vodka.

Dudani, recheck those probe results.

Dudani?

Dudani?

Dudani. Diagnostics

Easy, Cole.

Elliott, you fucking asshole.

End it.

Excellent. Dudani, prepare the transmat system.

Excuse me

Excuse me.

Exit fucking game!

Exit fucking game!

Exit fucking game!

Exit fucking game! Exit fucking game!

Exit game

Exit game.

Exploring the furthest reaches of the known universe and beyond.

Fenzi's.

Figuratively speaking.

Fires in med center and major rupture to cargo bay Alpha.

Firewall's deleted his rogue game code, and his controls were disabled

Flying into certain death in a wormhole

Flying would be possible, but that wormhole's a whole parsec away.

For the betterment of life itself.

For the betterment of the universe,

Forever gasping for breath with a mouth that isn't there.

Founded on the very best of human nature.

From Valdack's ship before detonation.

From your DNA. He'll have harvested it somehow.

Go home.

Go on.

God bless you, Captain. God bless you.

God damn it.

God knows what he'd do.

God so help me, you are going to regret all of this so hard!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn.

Good girl.

Good to see you at your position, Cole.

Good.

Got ten days off work to recover from it.

Great plan, Captain.

Have a good one.

Have deleted a while ago, but I didn't.

Have you ever seen an unsuited body compress in space?

Have you located Valdack's position?

Haven't worked out how to use the crystal, have you, Valdack?

He brings us in for different reasons, shit we did in the office.

He can bring Tommy back whenever he wants.

He controls everything.

He copied him in here.

He fed your DNA in, he put you inside his computer

He had the element of surprise.

He hates it when we don't use our proper titles.

He is fallible.

He keeps it in his bedroom in a fucking mini fridge by his desk.

He keeps it offline

He retrieved Packer's juices from the bathroom.

He told me he got mine from the rim of a smoothie cup.

He took Tommy and he threw him out of the airlock.

He tried everything to break me,

He was alike in every way.

He would've loved seeing all those computers.

He...

He'd have done it when he had the chance

He'll fuck it before it hits the ground,

He's a bit of a player.

He's a coder.

He's escaping with the crystal.

He's gonna fuck us up if she doesn't play ball.

He's got a fucking gizmo. That's what I said.

He's got all of our DNA.

He's not going to kill us, Captain.

He's really into that stuff

He's six years old, at least he was when I woke up in here.

Heavy damage reported, decks six through ten.

Hello? [ECHOES]

Hello? Come on, man, you promised.

Hello? Hello?

Hello. Do you have anything to trade at all?

Helmsman Packer, take us into that asteroid gas cluster.

Help! [SCREAMS] Something grabbed me, I think.

Here he's Captain Daly, our fearless leader.

Here. Come on. [STRAINS]

Hey

Hey. Hey.

Hi, Nanette. You feel like you have everything you need here?

Hi.

His coding is... [LAUGHS] It's sublime.

His hull's breached, shields gone. He's defenseless.

His omnicorder, primary communications device.

Hold on.

Hold on. I think my pizza's here

Holding in his hand, that scanner thing?

Holy mackerel.

How you doing, Gillian?

Huh?

I believe we've finally managed to track Valdack to an uncharted planet.

I called him out for staring.

I can keep you like this forever if I feel like it.

I did it. I did. I did it.

I didn't order a pizza.

I don't care, whatever, just catch them!

I don't like tense.

I exploited that.

I gave you a chance, Valdack, showed you mercy.

I guess you didn't see my gym bag.

I guess you'd better get that.

I have?

I haven't.

I hope we are going to die.

I know it's mental, but you're a copy of you.

I know the crystal's capabilities, and I will die before I give it up!

I know the password, obviously.

I know you can hear me.

I like his code.

I may not be feeling so benevolent

I mean, well, yeah, technically. [SCOFFS]

I reset admin permissions on a test build for 14 minutes.

I sent the message. It was me.

I should have treated you better.

I started here today, coding on the update,

I suggested we call it Callister as kind of a little tribute.

I take my hat off to Daly. [SNIFFLES]

I theorize an advanced biometric DNA virtual clone.

I think I imagined it. [LAUGHS] So stupid.

I treated you like a golden goose and I got fat on the profits,

I tried the carrot. Now meet the stick.

I wanna know what's going on.

I was his pet project.

I was thinking I should say...

I will. I just have to finish...

I'll do anything.

I'll tell you what it is.

I'm afraid so, sir.

I'm coming to get you! Hello! [LAUGHS]

I'm literally going to turn your insides out.

I'm Nanette, Nanette Cole.

I'm not asking. I'm telling you! Understand?

I'm not doing this.

I'm picking up a distress signal from the surface of Skillane IV.

I'm pretty sure I can fix this.

I'm pretty sure that I'd do anything

I'm sure. [ECHOING]

I'm trying to break her in gently.

I'm trying to make it like a hobby. [GRUNTS]

I've got a heat signature.

I've got my body back.

I've got my whole body back. I'm guessing we all have.

I've lost all thrust. Engines not responding.

If our shields hold, we can use them to increase our photon intensity

If that's any consolation, there's never any tongues.

If the ship broke up we wouldn't die, we'd just be left in space.

If they've expired, you're in trouble.

If this is another one of your plans,

If we can get Daly's omnicorder, we can make a phone call, right?

If we can get real me on the phone

If we die, the secret of the crystal dies with us, Valdack.

If you think that I'm playing along with your Space Force bullshit...

If you thought what happened to you

In a way, I was right, I did get to see him again.

In the past was bad, that was nothing!

Infinity, from Callister Inc.

Infinity, the game?

Infinity.

Insufficient smiling.

Interesting images on there that I should

Is invincible, OK? Come on, let's go.

Is this on, like, tape?

It is a belief system...

It is a goal for us to strive towards

It is our only chance.

It loads when he loads, and it goes

It was really weird. It had a message attached.

It was so nice to meet you. [LAUGHS]

It was Tommy all right.

It'll tear the ship apart, Captain!

It's a different environment I set up here.

It's fucked up.

It's just some beautiful code.

It's just there's still some runtime errors.

It's more like an eternal waking

It's nice, right?

It's nice... nice bedding.

It's not like it can go beyond kissing anyway.

It's true, I require your Space Fleet knowledge.

It's... There's no tongues.

Jesus.

Just let her off. Let her off this once.

Just not the real him.

Just stop before somebody else gets monsterfied.

Just vanilla latte. Skim milk.

Kabir, what was that thing he was

Kabir?

Killing in cold blood is against Space Fleet code.

Killing us won't make us tell you how the crystal works, Valdack.

King of space.

Let's not lose our heads, Lieutenant Walton.

Let's see how your resolve holds up

Lieutenant Cole, Valdack's hideout. Triangulate the signal, please.

Lieutenant Cole, we should head...

Lieutenant Cole, welcome aboard.

Like when his pizza came, he was just frozen there.

Like, wheatgrass yogurt thin?

Long and that means bye bye, wormhole.

Look, if this is going to work, we all have to be in on it.

Looks like a crashed shuttle.

Looks like a shuttle took off from Skillane IV.

Make the phone call. Be sure to complete the rest of your mission.

Man, you have got to let that go. She does not need details.

Maybe ten days or so.

Maybe, in the real world. I wouldn't have no way of knowing.

Me too.

Mini skirted damsels.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm.

Mm. Mr. Daly.

Mm. We're all the same. If you don't believe me, take a look down there.

Mm. Yes, it's a bubble universe, ruled by an asshole god.

Mnh mnh.

More to the point, I'm not a beetle thing anymore.

Mr. Daly is actually the whole reason that I'm here.

Mr. Daly, got that new ETA on the update patch.

Mr. Daly, hi.

Mr. Daly?

Must be pretty pictures.

My data scan indicates a heavily armored Gorgan Dreadnought,

My plasma grenade will turn you into screaming soup.

My Valdack outfit turned into this.

Nanette. We've met.

Netflix has it these days, but..

Nightmare from which there is no escape.

No

No one dies in here unless I want them to.

No one else was involved, I swear.

No way out.

No, don't answer him.

No, I am... I'm me. I am me.

No, I don't... I don't wanna sit down.

No, it didn't. I don't think anything did. I'm sorry.

No, no, this... this can work.

No, this is gonna make you happy, Daly, 'cause you're sick.

No.

None of us can.

Not advisable.

Not for the first time, Walton.

Not OK.

Not yet, but our sensors are scanning every star system

Oh, are you OK, man?

Oh, boy. It looks like there's a new girl in the office.

Oh, dear. You can't see. You can't breathe.

Oh, God, it's Daly.

Oh, God, no.

Oh, man, are we glad to hear from...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. We are all gonna die!

Oh, the water is great. [LAUGHS]

Oh, what about that? [LAUGHS]

Oh, you must be new. Uh... I'm James Walton. I run the company.

Oh!

Oh! Hi

Oh.

Oh. OK, should I keep scrolling?

Oh. The ladies' bathroom is that way. The sign's kind of confusing.

Oh. We are getting out of here!

Oh. You haven't noticed?

Oh... Hmm.

OK, gotta patch it in.

OK, just get the hell out of my quadrant or I'll blast you to shit.

OK, look, someone did, OK? So do you want it or not? Because...

OK, OK. Thank you.

OK?

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. [LAUGHS] Well, there's uh... two bosses here anyway, so I guess...

OK. OK, listen.

OK. So we're doing it this way.

OK. You got a gun, so let's take him out.

On board, and that's shuttle's a jalopy.

Once you're devoured one by one by my Arachnajax!

Only his does

Ooh, distilled root blood from the Cangor quadrant.

Ooh. Did you see me? Did I look thin? Hmm?

Ooh... vintage.

Oop.

Or your entire gallery

Over there. A naked lady.

Ow!

Packer, find a barren planet we can dump her on.

Packer, increase thrusters

Packer, turn us around.

Packer, we ready to fly?

Packer. Nate Packer.

Pause game.

People call it a carefree environment. I call it "care full."

Perfect opportunity for you to prove

Please, allow me.

Please, take your post.

Please. Please, don't do that. Don't...

Poor fuckers who stepped out of line.

Probably just a spambot. Firewall doesn't always get them all.

Probably just a spambot. Firewall doesn't always get them all.

Put us in... in here?

Really?

Reskinned to look like his favorite TV show.

Resume game.

Resume game.

Return the plasmorthian crystal and we'll cause you no more damage

Robert Daly, the CTO?

Scanning for plasmorthian traces.

Secure choice.

See who...

See, in the early days of this ship, it was just me and Daly.

She got the message!

Shields 58%.

Shields at 86%.

Showed him around.

Sir.

So can you do one thing?

So how are you settling in? Are you settling in?

So I have to stay in line,

So it's gotta be connected to his home system at least.

So the custom code he's written can't be detected and deleted.

So what do we do now?

So who are you gonna contact?

So you'd burn to a crisp when the jet came on.

So your answer is no?

So, we can blackmail me.

So, you see, what choice do I have?

So?

So... OK, so Callister is like the, uh...

Some way.

Someone needs to be straight with me right now.

Something about people trapped in a game.

Something she'll recognize. Vodka.

Sons of bitches!

Sorry, bud.

Sorry, I couldn't find a good moment to...

Sorry.

Sounds peachy.

Space Fleet never turns its back on those who need our help.

Stand up, get your coat and follow our instructions.

Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line.

Stick us in hyperwarp and let's...

Sure. What do you want?

Sure. Yes.

Swimming is a leisure activity.

Tell me it's gonna be up and running before the weekend.

Thank you, Dudani. Valdack must have hijacked it from the Fermi hub

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That is just what a Bargradian sand warrior would say.

That is the Christmas update patch preinstalling itself.

That is way too early. He's only been at work a few hours.

That is way too early. He's only been at work a few hours.

That is... gymnastic physique.

That wasn't very nice.

That's actually the reason that I wanted to work here.

That's all Daly needed.

That's an online game, like a multiplayer deal. This... [INHALES]

That's me or the cops most likely.

That's only feasible manually, by climbing inside the jet fader.

That's the thing there.

That's what we're all inside. That's where all of this exists.

The detail in this place is exceptional.

The look on your face right now.

The mod's gone.

The most immersive gaming experience in years,

The omnicorder's gone.

The only quicker route is through that asteroid belt there

The outside world when the pizza came,

The point is that we're stuck in Daly's playground,

The procedural algorithm is amazing.

The quicker she gets it, the easier it'll be.

The update is gonna complete before

The update patch.

The whole thing. Seasons one to six.

The whole thing's much better if you let yourself get into it.

The wormhole, it's decreasing in size.

The wormhole... it's just how the game is expressing the uplink.

Then he'll find us and he'll fuck us over.

Then he's just gonna get more and more pissed.

Then listen carefully. We don't have much time.

Then please...

Theoretically, yes, but...

There are some pretty...

There has got to be a way to connect.

There is no way that I am kissing that asshole.

There was still a chance I could get out and see my boy again.

There you go. So I got it here in under ten.

There's no genitals in Space Fleet. This is a wholesome universe.

There's no way to pilot the damn thing without Daly here

There's supposed to be 30 in it for me.

They freeze...

Thirteenth floor. Welcome to Callister.

This is a dream. Yeah, it has to be.

This is academic since we have no means of getting to the wormhole

This is his development build, sealed off so he can control it.

This is Infinity.

This is the USS Callister, Space Fleet's finest,

To keep those photos from getting out.

To the person who actually designed Infinity.

Today I will show you mercy.

Tommy!

Tommy.

Tomorrow you should reconsider your... amenability.

Total fucking shitwit.

Tulaska, can you patch me through to Daly?

Tulaska, check security protocols.

Tweak the critical hit system, but of course, that'd add another week,

Two. One!

Uh huh.

Uh huh. You'd better run. King of space right here.

Uh, I mean, Mr. Packer. Nate.

Uh, this is the crew of the USS Callister. [LAUGHS]

Uh, yeah, yeah. Everyone here is really friendly.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Elena, my pass doesn't work.

Um, I was just gonna fix a coffee. Do you want one?

Um, uh... Walton, are you sure about this?

Um...

Um...

Um... vanilla latte with skim milk.

Unpleasant, isn't it?

Until Daly works out what's happening.

Update patch.

Upload must be in the last few percent.

Uppercase Y998, lowercase gb7, uppercase TY ampersand 4.

USS Callister is on course.

Vanilla latte.

Vessel ID number 9864321.

Wait. So I'm still just the intern out there?

Walton didn't really get the reference, but he let me have that one.

Walton, you are a Space Fleet officer. Act accordingly.

Walton?

Walton?

Walton?

Walton.

Walton. Come on, Walton.

Wasn't too bad. Usual standoff storyline

We are gone. We are rid of his shit.

We are gonna get that fucking lollipop.

We are its loyal space crew and now, apparently, so are you. Cheers.

We can go anywhere.

We can't get all in access from the ship. He'll have crippled permissions.

We could always say that I started drowning

We don't patch until Christmas Eve?

We fly into the wormhole and we are extinct.

We have everything from Bengarian phlegm shots to uh...

We have tried grinding our mounds together out of sheer boredom.

We have.

We just have to get on with it... 'cause we don't have a chance.

We meet again, Captain Daly!

We might just have to hold you to that. Well, no, yes, of course. [LAUGHS]

We should probably head back.

We would cease to exist, that's true. But we'd be free.

We'd be... free.

We'd never reach it before he got back.

We'll all behave

We'll let him go... for now.

We'll let him go... for now.

We'll photon bolt you up the perineum, you stupid little boy.

We'll scout the area, check for any life forms. Daly out.

We'll send a search party. Packer, Tulaska...

We'll transport down to the planet, reclaim the crystal

We're at the edge of the belt. I think we're gonna make it.

We're drifting here.

We're on Space Fleet duty.

We're online. Um...

We've fought many battles, haven't we, Captain?

We've got an infinite procedurally generated universe at our disposal.

We've got customers all over our balls waiting for the Infinity update.

We've got no choice!

We've got power back.

Well, all right

Well, I am out.

Well, the thing is, we could have it ready by end of play today,

Well, yeah, I mean, with the alterations you approved.

Well, yeah.

Well?

Well?

Wha... No.

What about if he's logged in but on pause?

What do you mean?

What happened?

What I'm going to do to you is going to be goddamn fucking biblical!

What is with you?

What should we do?

What we want is for you to do exactly as instructed

What's your name, hon?

What's your poison? Some of this actually is poison, so don't be shy.

Whatever it is you think you're going to do won't work,

When he goes, and that's the only one.

Whether it's dying would depend on

Who is this? Um...

Who wouldn't wanna work under an incredible mind like that, you know?

Whoa, whoa, whoa! You gotta stay on the bridge.

Wide berth, that's my advice. Wide berth.

Will be shared with your friends and your family.

Wormhole almost closed. Daly's gaining on us.

Yeah, Daly turned her into... that

Yeah, good call. 'Cause...

Yeah, I know that, but the first was on the weekend, so...

Yeah, I've got the VHS, the DVD, Blu ray.

Yeah, Merry Christmas. So are we gonna

Yeah, no, no, 'fraid not.

Yeah, we've all been through it.

Yeah, whatever. Merry Christmas, loser.

Yeah, when we set up the company, um...

Yeah, yeah, I was thinking I should say all that.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. What's happening? The door is closing. Hello?

Yes, but what if we fly into the wormhole?

Yes, good idea.

Yes, well, she's gonna have to work it out for herself, like we all did.

You are um... Hey, hey. You're the intern from work, right? Nate?

You can invite a friend with a custom message.

You created Infinity. You're a fucking genius.

You didn't open the link, did you?

You know what he did to him?

You know what?

You know you are a god to me at least.

You know, we're existing.

You left it... [GROANS]

You must renew on first of each month.

You must think me a fool, Captain!

You said he kept his version of the game offline.

You should be telling people things like I'm telling you right now.

You want me to plot a pursuit course, Captain?

You won't die, you know.

You won't hack it. I've tried

You... are pathetic, Walton. What are you?

You're more than a recommendation from Space Fleet. What do you say?

You're not just disgraceful, you're disgusting, all of you.

You're on board Robert Daly's ship.

You're Robert Daly, right?

You're supposed to say something like "engage" or "increase thrust."

You're um... You're... You're...

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Your name? Babe, what's your name?

Your position regarding sentient code...

[ALARM BEEPS] [WALTON] Please forgive me.

[ALARM] [COMPUTER] Rogue universe detected

[BEEPING] [CLICKING]

[BEEPS] [DOORS OPEN]

[CALL ENDS] [DUDANI] OK, I'll send it back down.

[CRASHING] [ALARM SOUNDS]

[DALY] All right! [DOOR BUZZES]

[DALY] Coming. [NANETTE GASPS]

[DALY] Dudani. Captain.

[DALY] On screen. [BLEEPS]

[DALY] Take him to the brig. [VALDACK GROANS]

[DALY] Tulaska, charge photon bolts. Bolts charged, Captain.

[DALY] Valdack? What is it, Captain? Final words?

[DALY] Where are we going? We're just swimming.

[DALY] Yes? Yes, Captain. Yeah

[DALY] Yes. Aye, Captain.

[DALY] Yes. Yeah. [LAUGHS]

[DEVICE BLEEPS] [WHIRRING]

[DISTANT CHATTER] [GASPS]

[DUDANI] Oh, that's good. Yeah.

[DUDANI] We'd burn without dying. So one of us needs to go. OK.

[EXHALES] [ELEVATOR DINGS]

[FAKE SOBBING] [VALDACK LAUGHS]

[GASPS] What was that? [DUDANI] Primary drive.

[GROANS] I wish I could help.

[GROWLS] [NANETTE WHIMPERS]

[GUN BLASTS] [VALDACK GROANS]

[KEYBOARD CLICKING] No, I...

[LAUGHS] Come on. Cole.

[LAUGHS] Thank you. Pleasure.

[LOWRY] A message to outside? Just one. 140 characters maximum.

[LOWRY] Assholes! [VALDACK] Hey!

[LOWRY] Bye. No bye. I'm coming.

[LOWRY] It's OK. [VALDACK WAILS, ECHOING]

[MAN] Captain Daly. Report.

[NANETTE] I... Well, we run the company, kind of.

[NANETTE] Interesting. Not scary.

[NANETTE] Let's go faster. Already at maximum.

[NANETTE] No, uh... [SIGHS] So why did you respond?

[NANETTE] No! Daly, no! No, no, no, no! [CRACKING]

[NANETTE] Okey dokes. OK.

[NANETTE] Yeah. We've tried a million times.

[NANETTE] Yes, we do. Hmm?

[PACKER] Hey. Hey. [ARACHNAJAX GROWLS]

[PACKER] What? What year? I... [STUTTERS] saw you today.

[POWER BOOTS UP] [ENGINE WHIRRING]

[SCOFFS] Like, on purpose? We'd hit the system firewall.

[SCREAMS, INHUMAN GRUNTS] [CRACKING]

[SIGHS] [DEVICE RINGS]

[SOBS] [DALY] Exit game.

[STUTTERS] Yeah. Have you had the tour?

[VALDACK] Yeah! What's up? The brig unlocked itself.

[WALTON GASPING] What's that?

[WALTON] Cashmere? [CHATTERING]

[WALTON] Did you lose weight? She was in marketing.

[WALTON] Here comes Captain Dick. Hey.

[WALTON] Hip hip. [ALL] Hooray!

[WALTON] Tommy! Daddy!

[WALTON] Well, you look great. Her name's Gillian.

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ [NANETTE GRUNTS]

A digital clone. No.

All right, I'm in position. OK, we're gonna hang up now.

All right. That's a nice sweater. Oh. Thank you.

Also me. [NANETTE EXHALES]

Aye aye, Nanette. Three.

Because you're not actually you. [NANETTE] What?

but he's basically an all right bloke. [CHUCKLES]

Captain, please. [DALY] Not now, Walton.

Captain. [DALY] Shh.

Christmas Eve. Really? Uh...

Close comms. [BLEEPS]

Controls are disabled. No.

Deleted as in...? As in die.

Deletion in progress. Exit game.

Deletion in progress. Rogue universe detected.

Do you want coffee? Um, Brushed Suede. Thank you.

Doing tongues is not Space Fleet way. Mm.

Drink? Mm hmm.

Dudani, pick me up. You got it. Stand by.

Dudani, set a course for Skillane IV. Aye aye, sir.