A fecalphiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie stinks, Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
A little higher and you've got it. from South Park - Season 1
A lot of our fans ask us: from South Park - Season 1
A Mr. Hankey Construction Set! from South Park - Season 1
A pig and an elephant's genes won't splice. from South Park - Season 1
A rare duck billed platypus! It's coming right for us! from South Park - Season 1
A reward for fans who pay attention? from South Park - Season 1
A small, white bread, mountain town called South Park. from South Park - Season 1
A squeaker! from South Park - Season 1
A whole world of opportunity is opening up. from South Park - Season 1
Actually, sometimes a man doesn't love a woman... from South Park - Season 1
Adiposity. Corpulence. from South Park - Season 1
After all, hunting sober is like fishing sober. from South Park - Season 1
After Cartman eats Weight Gain 4000, he gains 700 pounds. from South Park - Season 1
After centuries of waiting, I finally have the Triangle of Zinthar! from South Park - Season 1
After I'm on television, I'm gonna be totally famous. from South Park - Season 1
After this, my uncle will take me hunting in Africa. from South Park - Season 1
Aliens! from South Park - Season 1
All I wanted was to genetically engineer something useful. I failed. from South Park - Season 1
All right then, here's a tulip. from South Park - Season 1
All right, boys. Show us what you've brought. from South Park - Season 1
All right, but take your grampy with you. from South Park - Season 1
All right, everyone, it's time to give out canned food to the poor. from South Park - Season 1
All right, I'll roshambo you for it. Ready? from South Park - Season 1
All right, men, give her everything you've got! from South Park - Season 1
All right, Richard! from South Park - Season 1
All right. Yeah, okay. from South Park - Season 1
All the blood and mucus, the sound of bone and sinew coming apart... from South Park - Season 1
All the little Indians to the center of the stage. from South Park - Season 1
All the little pioneers on this side of the stage. from South Park - Season 1
All the other zombies will turn back to normal. from South Park - Season 1
All this time... Why didn't you tell me, Father? from South Park - Season 1
All we know right now is that some of our children... from South Park - Season 1
All we know right now... from South Park - Season 1
All you bastards ruined Christmas. from South Park - Season 1
All you have to do is fart and the visitors are sure to come. from South Park - Season 1
All you need to know is Miss Ellen's a lesbian... from South Park - Season 1
Amen. from South Park - Season 1
An elephant have sex with a pig. from South Park - Season 1
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig from South Park - Season 1
An elephant takes a while to get drunk. from South Park - Season 1
An elephant won't make love to a pig. from South Park - Season 1
And a videotape that might embarrass him. from South Park - Season 1
And action! from South Park - Season 1
And black Army CIA helicopters and trucks. from South Park - Season 1
And can't we do a little better than creamed corn... from South Park - Season 1
And Channukah can be cool too. from South Park - Season 1
And for dying for my sins. That was nice of you. from South Park - Season 1
And he throws it to Kyle, the little ******* kid. from South Park - Season 1
And here's another present, from Wendy from South Park - Season 1
And I dug up your great grandma's skeleton and had my way with her. from South Park - Season 1
And I will be the biggest, most famous person ever! from South Park - Season 1
And if you ain't Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's ass! from South Park - Season 1
And in the very, very black corner... from South Park - Season 1
And Kyle has a dad? And Kenny has a dad? from South Park - Season 1
And maybe we can beat them even more next year. from South Park - Season 1
And now back to America's Stupidest Home Videos. from South Park - Season 1
And now back to Jesus and Pals. from South Park - Season 1
And now back to Jesus and Pals... from South Park - Season 1
And now I am so close. from South Park - Season 1
And now our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us about Christopher Columbus. from South Park - Season 1
And now our very own South Park Elementary chef... from South Park - Season 1
And now, a fireside chat with the creators of South Park: from South Park - Season 1
And now, a fireside chat with the creators of South Park: from South Park - Season 1
And now, a fireside chat with the creators of South Park: from South Park - Season 1
And now, America's Stupidest Home Videos. from South Park - Season 1
And now, America's Stupidest Home Videos. Here's your host, Bob Saget. from South Park - Season 1
And now, here to present the award... from South Park - Season 1
And now, our last talent show finalist... from South Park - Season 1
And now, South Park Elementary presents The Birth of Jesus. from South Park - Season 1
And slowly my bedroom door opened. The next thing I remember.. from South Park - Season 1
And so now, sit back, relax, and enjoy "An Elephant Fucks a Pig." from South Park - Season 1
And sometimes the man puts his hoo hoo dilly... from South Park - Season 1
And that's who she was with last: Mr. Garrison. from South Park - Season 1
And the award for the very best costume goes to... from South Park - Season 1
And the person who scored highest on the quiz.. from South Park - Season 1
And the president responded by saying, quote: from South Park - Season 1
And the winner is, naturally, "Little Boy Being Hit by a Train." from South Park - Season 1
And then I saw him from South Park - Season 1
And then, Ned picked up the grenade and boom! Blasted his arm clear off! from South Park - Season 1
And they had big heads and black eyes. from South Park - Season 1
And this is old Scratch. Say hi, old fellow! from South Park - Season 1
And to think, I actually watched your HBO special. from South Park - Season 1
And we must stop cutting down Christmas trees. from South Park - Season 1
And Wendy, I'm still not believing the labor pains. from South Park - Season 1
And what a nice alarm clock! Thank you, Stan from South Park - Season 1
And what did Wendy get me? Oh, it's the Yellow Mega Man! from South Park - Season 1
And when John Stamos' older brother hits that high F, boom! from South Park - Season 1
And without the swelling, you'll really notice. from South Park - Season 1
And you only got 20 minutes before Sanford and Son is on! from South Park - Season 1
And you'll be all like, "Hey, get out of my ass, you stupid rainbows!" from South Park - Season 1
And your socks smell like a garden? from South Park - Season 1
And, finally, "Young Child Gets Hit by a Train." from South Park - Season 1
Ants in the Pants? Ants in the...? from South Park - Season 1
Ants in the Pants?! from South Park - Season 1
Any of you blokes know what's for lunch today? from South Park - Season 1
Anybody know any non Santa or non Jesus Christmas songs? from South Park - Season 1
Anybody know what a canned food drive is? Yes, Eric. from South Park - Season 1
Anyhoo, I want you all to meet your new substitute, Miss Ellen. from South Park - Season 1
Anyone here could be your father. I'm afraid you're never going to know. from South Park - Season 1
Anyway, all of y'all sit back, relax and enjoy "Pink Eye." from South Park - Season 1
Anyway, I'll put together a crack team of my best workers... from South Park - Season 1
Anyway, if you'll come with me in my car... from South Park - Season 1
Anyway, Kenny, Yellow Mega Man is only $8.95. from South Park - Season 1
Anyway, sit back, relax and have a rootin' tootin' good time... from South Park - Season 1
Anyway, some of you have brought something special for show and tell. from South Park - Season 1
Appetizer. from South Park - Season 1
Are you guys a... A couple, if you know what I mean? from South Park - Season 1
Aren't they ever gonna wake up? from South Park - Season 1
Aren't you curious about the insanity Barbra exhibits? from South Park - Season 1
Aren't you hungry, Kenny? from South Park - Season 1
As horrible as they were, they felt like a part of me. from South Park - Season 1
As I turn and look into the sun... from South Park - Season 1
As some people try to save their town, others look for the missing people. from South Park - Season 1
As the day progresses, more South Park residents... from South Park - Season 1
As UFO sightings increase... from South Park - Season 1
As your counselor... from South Park - Season 1
Ask them for your little brother back. from South Park - Season 1
Asked why he was wreaking havoc on his hometown... from South Park - Season 1
At 5, she wanted to be a singer. from South Park - Season 1
At first I was happy you took him, but I've learned something: from South Park - Season 1
At least I have the walkie talkie Robert gave me. from South Park - Season 1
At least let us sc**** him off the field! from South Park - Season 1
At my lab, we can do DNA genetic testing. from South Park - Season 1
At this rate, all my cattle will die before the winter's through. from South Park - Season 1
Athletes are treated better because they're better people. from South Park - Season 1
Aw, heck. Do I have a choice? from South Park - Season 1
Back to Terrance and Phillip. from South Park - Season 1
Back to Terrance and Phillip. from South Park - Season 1
Back to the studio from South Park - Season 1
Barbra! from South Park - Season 1
Barf is gross. from South Park - Season 1
Be a man, Stan. Just say, "Hey, woman! You shut your mouth and make babies!" from South Park - Season 1
Be careful not to fall in the pool below you. from South Park - Season 1
Be here at this time tomorrow to discuss the terms. from South Park - Season 1
Be passive, okay? from South Park - Season 1
Beautiful, it's absolutely beautiful. My son, I think we've finally done it. from South Park - Season 1
Bebe, this is your line. from South Park - Season 1
Because Cartman cheated and won the essay contest. from South Park - Season 1
Because I burn them and kill them? from South Park - Season 1
Beefcake. Beefcake! from South Park - Season 1
Before we start, here's a non offensive... from South Park - Season 1
Before you beat my face into a bloody pulp... from South Park - Season 1
Behold my Patrick Duffy leg! from South Park - Season 1
Behold, he is already upon us. from South Park - Season 1
Behold, the Evil One approaches. from South Park - Season 1
Being a big fat ass. from South Park - Season 1
Being gay is part of nature and a beautiful thing. from South Park - Season 1
Being naughty with the football. from South Park - Season 1
Being new can be tough. But I'm your friend, m'kay? from South Park - Season 1
Being on TV or some stupid assassination? from South Park - Season 1
Bench. from South Park - Season 1
Bet you wish you didn't give me that triangle. Dumb ass! from South Park - Season 1
Betting against your lord and savior. I am disgusted! from South Park - Season 1
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride from South Park - Season 1
Billy, help me stick this fork in the outlet. from South Park - Season 1
Billy... from South Park - Season 1
Birthday! from South Park - Season 1
Bitch. Your mom is a bitch. from South Park - Season 1
Black as the night. from South Park - Season 1
Blessed art thou. Next caller, you're on the air. from South Park - Season 1
Bob Saget. from South Park - Season 1
Bob. from South Park - Season 1
Book depository. Depository. from South Park - Season 1
Boring! from South Park - Season 1
Boy, looks like this kid needs some therapy. from South Park - Season 1
Boy, Mr. Hat, being hot and sexy is fun for a while, but it does get boring from South Park - Season 1
Boys, I need to get serious for a minute. from South Park - Season 1
Boys, Mr. Garrison, fellow students, for our science fair project... from South Park - Season 1
Boys, what drove you to the edge and changed you into demonic bastards? from South Park - Season 1
Brains from South Park - Season 1
Brains. from South Park - Season 1
Brilliant idea. from South Park - Season 1
Brilliant idea. Huge, elephant sized pigs. from South Park - Season 1
Bring in more diverse food... from South Park - Season 1
Bring me Jesus! from South Park - Season 1
Brush and floss. Where has that finger been?" from South Park - Season 1
But all must take every precaution from South Park - Season 1
But as an extra incentive... from South Park - Season 1
But by 6, her goal was to rule the universe. from South Park - Season 1
But he didn't give it back. I kicked him... from South Park - Season 1
But he's our science fair project! from South Park - Season 1
But I think we've learned some important lessons. I think... from South Park - Season 1
But I won the environmental essay contest! from South Park - Season 1
But I'll try to make things as easy as possible for all of us. from South Park - Season 1
But I'm changing that to Yellow Mega Man... from South Park - Season 1
But I've gotta put a hat on my master's head. from South Park - Season 1
But it was here, right here. There was a techno dance club. from South Park - Season 1
But Kenny's dead now. You're always gonna be my nephew. from South Park - Season 1
But my dog found his own way. That makes him smarter... from South Park - Season 1
But now, hot lava will engulf them... from South Park - Season 1
But remember, if you play "I'm Natasha Henstridge" with your friends... from South Park - Season 1
But she's coming to South Park, and I know how to make it better. from South Park - Season 1
But that thing just beat Leonard Maltin and Sidney Poitier. from South Park - Season 1
But there's a part of homosexuality that's unexplored... from South Park - Season 1
But this next one, "Damien," is our favorite. from South Park - Season 1
But this year we're gonna booby trap it. from South Park - Season 1
But those poor turkeys, they're all dead. from South Park - Season 1
But tomorrow is grocery day, Eric. from South Park - Season 1
But we have to kill him every episode. This is one of our favorite deaths. from South Park - Season 1
But you don't get involved with the child. from South Park - Season 1
But, Mom, I need it for tomorrow! from South Park - Season 1
By Friday, we'll clone a whole human. Good luck with your pig. from South Park - Season 1
By the way, did you ever see that movie Contact? from South Park - Season 1
Bye bye. Merry Christmas. from South Park - Season 1
Bye, Kyle. Happy Channukah. from South Park - Season 1
Bye, Kyle. There's no reason for you to come... from South Park - Season 1
Bye, Miss Ellen! from South Park - Season 1
Bye, Wendy. from South Park - Season 1
Call me. I'm in the book. from South Park - Season 1
Camel. from South Park - Season 1
Can anybody tell me who left these arrowheads here? from South Park - Season 1
Can I eat in the living room, Mom? from South Park - Season 1
Can I have my walkie talkie back? from South Park - Season 1
Can I help you? from South Park - Season 1
Can I talk to you for a minute? from South Park - Season 1
Can we beat the spread against Middle Park? from South Park - Season 1
Can you make an elephant smaller? from South Park - Season 1
Can't anybody help me? Doesn't anybody care? from South Park - Season 1
Can't go on. from South Park - Season 1
Care to put your tongue in my mouth? from South Park - Season 1
Careful now, Kenny. Those are very, very dangerous from South Park - Season 1
Carlos! from South Park - Season 1
Carol, where are the porta potties? from South Park - Season 1
Carry on. from South Park - Season 1
Cartman doesn't know a rain forest from a Pop Tart. from South Park - Season 1
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe from South Park - Season 1
Cartman, goddamn it! from South Park - Season 1
Cartman, how come my invitation... from South Park - Season 1
Cartman, those pictures were taken, like, last month. from South Park - Season 1
Cartman? Oh, boy, I was worried there for a second. from South Park - Season 1
Cartman? What are you doing dressed up like an Indian with a bear necklace? from South Park - Season 1
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut from South Park - Season 1
Cartman's not showing up for school. from South Park - Season 1
Caught you red handed! No pictures of Kathie Lee! from South Park - Season 1
Check it out, dude. It's got little drawings on it. from South Park - Season 1
Chef says you have to make love by the fire. from South Park - Season 1
Chef, call Robert Smith of The Cure. from South Park - Season 1
Chef, the South Park Cows' coach, is nervous. from South Park - Season 1
Chef, you're so strong. from South Park - Season 1
Chef! from South Park - Season 1
Chef! from South Park - Season 1
Chef! from South Park - Season 1
Children, as you all know, Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford... from South Park - Season 1
Children, I have some difficult news. from South Park - Season 1
Children, Nancy Sinatra was a choice piece of ass... from South Park - Season 1
Children, our friend Mr. Hat is going to tell us all about genetic engineering. from South Park - Season 1
Children, remember the Save Our Fragile Planet essay contest... from South Park - Season 1
Children, that was a long time ago, but I'll tell you what I remember. from South Park - Season 1
Children, that's a problem we've all had to face at some time or another. from South Park - Season 1
Children, these kinds of shows are senseless, vile trash. from South Park - Season 1
Children, we could make a fortune with this. from South Park - Season 1
Children, we've just received word from the mayor... from South Park - Season 1
Children, you can't stick a drunk pig with a drunk elephant... from South Park - Season 1
Children, you shouldn't not like somebody... from South Park - Season 1
Chocolate milk! from South Park - Season 1
Christ, look at that little bastard go! from South Park - Season 1
Christ. from South Park - Season 1
Christians and Republicans and Nazis, oh, my! from South Park - Season 1
Christmas Poo? You mean Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
Church and state are separate. from South Park - Season 1
Code six. 1 05 northbound, Route 52. from South Park - Season 1
Columbus discovered America and was the Indians' best friend. from South Park - Season 1
Combine my elephant with a potbellied pig and make potbellied elephants. from South Park - Season 1
Come back here, you pompous son of a pansy! from South Park - Season 1
Come back here! from South Park - Season 1
Come back here! Come back! Damn it, we were so close! from South Park - Season 1
Come down here, you stinking aliens! from South Park - Season 1
Come on in, little fellow. Nobody will ever oppress you here. from South Park - Season 1
Come on you guys, let's go home. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, Chef, haven't you heard of a "manage oh three"? from South Park - Season 1
Come on, children, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury steak day. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, everybody, back to New York. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, everybody, let's do the drunken barn dance. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, gang, don't fight. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, get the go cart going. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, grab those cans, little boy! from South Park - Season 1
Come on, hurry up. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, keep drinking. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, kiddies. Eat more. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, kill it! from South Park - Season 1
Come on, let me kick you in the nuts for it! from South Park - Season 1
Come on, let's go! What the...? from South Park - Season 1
Come on, Mary, push! from South Park - Season 1
Come on, Ned. And keep quiet. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, Ned. Let's get to the bookie! from South Park - Season 1
Come on, people. We've got to turn this place around. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, sissy. Hit me. Hit me! from South Park - Season 1
Come on, Stan, don't you know where you would go? from South Park - Season 1
Come on, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, you little bitch. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, you little wuss, fight! from South Park - Season 1
Come on! We'll get a delay of game penalty. from South Park - Season 1
Come on. I have an idea. from South Park - Season 1
Come on. Kyle's mom will make tuna fish sandwiches. from South Park - Season 1
Come on. We can still catch the end of the fight. from South Park - Season 1
Come to school with me so I can prove I'm not crazy. from South Park - Season 1
Coming this Sunday, a television event that will blow you away. from South Park - Season 1
Coming up next on the special, Phillip farts on Terrance and laughs. from South Park - Season 1
Congratulations on writing the winning paper. from South Park - Season 1
Corny Thanksgiving! from South Park - Season 1
Could it be that aliens are trying to make contact with us on Earth? from South Park - Season 1
Couldn't we rotate who doesn't have a helmet? from South Park - Season 1
Couple of days? Terrance will have his clone tomorrow. from South Park - Season 1
Cows, I got you cornered. Let's see you get away now. from South Park - Season 1
Crap! from South Park - Season 1
Crazy cracker's always leaving detergent. from South Park - Season 1
Cup her perky breasts in my hands and put my hand on her nice, tight buns. from South Park - Season 1
Cut the damn rope, already! from South Park - Season 1
Cut! Print that. Excellent, Sid. from South Park - Season 1
Daddy, no! from South Park - Season 1
Damien from South Park - Season 1
Damn it, I didn't have an anal probe! Screw you guys, I'm going home. from South Park - Season 1
Damn it, I gave it to you so you would shut up! from South Park - Season 1
Damn it, where's your car?! from South Park - Season 1
Damn it! from South Park - Season 1
Damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again. from South Park - Season 1
Damn this beautiful face of mine. Damn it to hell! from South Park - Season 1
Damn your black heart, Streisand! from South Park - Season 1
Damn, baby, you cut right to the chase. from South Park - Season 1
Damn, he could be anywhere! I'll send out an APB. from South Park - Season 1
Damn, I'm not the only one who's thought of killing her. from South Park - Season 1
Damn! Damn! I guess it will just have to be you and me, Miss Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
Damn! I gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! from South Park - Season 1
Dance! Dance, damn you! from South Park - Season 1
Dang, you guys. from South Park - Season 1
Darling, look. Thanksgiving turkeys. from South Park - Season 1
Dead people getting up and walking around... from South Park - Season 1
Death from South Park - Season 1
Death to the holy. The wrath of the fallen angels now waits for you all! from South Park - Season 1
Deformed how? from South Park - Season 1
Democrats piss me off! from South Park - Season 1
Did any of you see the alien spaceship last night? from South Park - Season 1
Did you hear? Kathie Lee Gifford is coming to South Park! from South Park - Season 1
Did you notice that mole on her neck with hair growing out of it? from South Park - Season 1
Did you see that? I was imperiled by that ferocious charging buck. from South Park - Season 1
Didn't Mr. Garrison teach multiplication? from South Park - Season 1
Didn't you notice how her left arm is longer than the right one? from South Park - Season 1
Die! from South Park - Season 1
Dildo! from South Park - Season 1
Disintegration is the best album ever! from South Park - Season 1
Do we go to the fight or Cartman's birthday? from South Park - Season 1
Do you actually think that Kathie Lee Gifford would enjoy this? from South Park - Season 1
Do you come at the gene splicing of DNA from personal experience? from South Park - Season 1
Do you have strong ethical views on whether we should tamper with nature? from South Park - Season 1
Do you hear something? I think I hear flower children calling. from South Park - Season 1
Do you know where he is? from South Park - Season 1
Do you like to dance? from South Park - Season 1
Do you need to go to the nurse? from South Park - Season 1
Do you need to sit in the corner until your gas is under control? from South Park - Season 1
Do you need to sit in time out for a minute? from South Park - Season 1
Does anybody have a can opener? from South Park - Season 1
Does he think we're crazy? from South Park - Season 1
Does my hair look okay? from South Park - Season 1
Does the triangle have two snakes joined at the middle? from South Park - Season 1
Doesn't seem right without Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
Don't be gay, Spark. Don't be gay. from South Park - Season 1
Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman! from South Park - Season 1
Don't ever walk with your gun unless the safety's on. from South Park - Season 1
Don't feel too bad, kid. I never knew who my father was either from South Park - Season 1
Don't forget your assignments. They're due for everyone but Stan. from South Park - Season 1
Don't get too carried away now. from South Park - Season 1
Don't hurt me. from South Park - Season 1
Don't kick the baby. from South Park - Season 1
Don't let him touch you, or you'll die. from South Park - Season 1
Don't look there, Phillip, you're gonna get farted on. from South Park - Season 1
Don't mind him. He's a very disturbed little boy. from South Park - Season 1
Don't shoot anything human. from South Park - Season 1
Don't touch your eyes. I'll prescribe some antibiotics. from South Park - Season 1
Don't try any of that cow hypnosis on me, all right? from South Park - Season 1
Don't worry, dude, we can watch it at my house. from South Park - Season 1
Don't worry, we'll take care of him. from South Park - Season 1
Don't y'all worry, you just wait till halftime. from South Park - Season 1
Don't you ever learn? from South Park - Season 1
Don't you see? Kenny's a zombie. Along with everyone else in town. from South Park - Season 1
Don't you see? This is the one time of year... from South Park - Season 1
Down by the fire? from South Park - Season 1
Drive the car, damn it! Drive! from South Park - Season 1
Duck and cover from South Park - Season 1
Dude, check it out. Cartman's mom made chili. from South Park - Season 1
Dude, dolphins are the second smartest animal on the planet. from South Park - Season 1
Dude, he's gonna fart on his head again. from South Park - Season 1
Dude, I can't wait to win that $ 1 0,000. from South Park - Season 1
Dude, Jesus is getting his butt kicked. You've got to fight, Jesus. from South Park - Season 1
Dude, Kenny is dead. See? from South Park - Season 1
Dude, sick! from South Park - Season 1
Dude, this is pretty f* * * ed up. from South Park - Season 1
Dude, this is pretty f* *ked up right here. from South Park - Season 1
Dude, we have to tape Not Without My Anus. from South Park - Season 1
Dude, we should be videotaping this. We could make another $ 1 0,000. from South Park - Season 1
Dude, what does the note say? from South Park - Season 1
Dude! from South Park - Season 1
Dumb asses! You give up on your stupid science fair project? from South Park - Season 1
Elvis? I'm Evel Knievel from South Park - Season 1
Engelbert Humperdinck was the first man on the moon. Who was the second? from South Park - Season 1
Eric Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
Eric is obviously suffering from some kind of emotional distress, m'kay? from South Park - Season 1
Eric kicks ass. from South Park - Season 1
Eric, keep quiet! I'm trying to sleep. from South Park - Season 1
Eric, the day I met your father, it was like magic. from South Park - Season 1
Eric, what do you think you're doing? from South Park - Season 1
Eric, you are the coolest guy in the world. This is tremendous tea. from South Park - Season 1
Even old Scratch here. from South Park - Season 1
Every turkey dies. Not every turkey truly lives. from South Park - Season 1
Everybody go home! from South Park - Season 1
Everybody in town is upset with you. from South Park - Season 1
Everybody, you gotta help the children! from South Park - Season 1
Everyone came as Chewbacca? from South Park - Season 1
Everyone thinks that to do South Park, we must be wild rock stars... from South Park - Season 1
Everyone, let's give Casey and his weed a big hand. from South Park - Season 1
Everyone, regardless of your religion, should celebrate Christmas... from South Park - Season 1
Everything should be spliced with everything. from South Park - Season 1
Evil down to their black hearts, which pump not blood... from South Park - Season 1
Excellent, A minus. from South Park - Season 1
Excellent. from South Park - Season 1
Except for Kenny's family. To them, $6.99 is two years' income. from South Park - Season 1
Except for that last one, he's a bit tubby. from South Park - Season 1
Except when it comes to Barbra Streisand. We hate her. from South Park - Season 1
Excuse me, I am a lost little boy. Could you help me? from South Park - Season 1
Excuse me, Kitty. from South Park - Season 1
Excuse me. I just talked to the bookie. from South Park - Season 1
F* * * * * g f* * *heads. from South Park - Season 1
F* *k you. from South Park - Season 1
Farewell, fools. from South Park - Season 1
Fart. from South Park - Season 1
Fartboy? Perhaps they won't call me that anymore. from South Park - Season 1
Feel my wrath! from South Park - Season 1
Fight, damn it. from South Park - Season 1
Filling in for quarterback is number 1 2, Kyle Broflovski from South Park - Season 1
Finally, a boy from South Park, Colorado.. from South Park - Season 1
Finally, the triangle is mine! from South Park - Season 1
Fine. How are you guys? from South Park - Season 1
Fine. We were just about to run it from the top. from South Park - Season 1
Fire drill, fire drill! Everybody out! Okay, children, this is your chance. from South Park - Season 1
Fire in the hole! from South Park - Season 1
First contact with the alien visitors. I've gotta get myself ready. from South Park - Season 1
First South Park, then the world. from South Park - Season 1
First, I kick you in the nuts. Then you kick me in the nuts. from South Park - Season 1
First, it's "Dog Who Puts Hat on Master's Head." from South Park - Season 1
Five minutes until recess is over, you little bastards. from South Park - Season 1
Follow your dreams. from South Park - Season 1
Food's here. That's it for the appetizers. from South Park - Season 1
Fools. You are all fools. from South Park - Season 1
For crimes against this country, you are to be shot into the sun. from South Park - Season 1
For instance, here's a monkey with four asses. from South Park - Season 1
For recipes, please press one. For product placement, press two. from South Park - Season 1
For several months, we were locked into a cold, dark, little room... from South Park - Season 1
For shocking people who give granola. from South Park - Season 1
For so long I've waited to find the other triangle. from South Park - Season 1
Forget about that genetic engineering. from South Park - Season 1
Forget it. No Kathie Lee, no public interest. from South Park - Season 1
Four boys from South Park, Colorado... from South Park - Season 1
French people piss me off. from South Park - Season 1
Friends? from South Park - Season 1
From everyone's accounts, I've narrowed down Eric's possible father... from South Park - Season 1
From the Egyptian pharaohs to the shoguns of Japan. from South Park - Season 1
Fumble! Middle Park gets the ball, they run for a touchdown! from South Park - Season 1
Gay dog. from South Park - Season 1
Gayness has existed since the beginning of time. from South Park - Season 1
Gently, yet firmly. from South Park - Season 1
Get him out of here before he hurts anybody. from South Park - Season 1
Get it off, get it off me! from South Park - Season 1
Get off my property, you brain eating zombie bastards. from South Park - Season 1
Get outside her, Ned! I can't get a shot in from here. from South Park - Season 1
Get the hell out of here, Johnson. I don't want no goddamn pinkeye. from South Park - Season 1
Get the hell out, I said! Party's over, get out, goddamn it! from South Park - Season 1
Get to sleep and think about how your mother has to clean that bathroom. from South Park - Season 1
Give me a little pepper. Give me a little salt. from South Park - Season 1
Give them hell, Stanley! from South Park - Season 1
Go ahead from South Park - Season 1
Go away, Indian Companion! from South Park - Season 1
Go find another table, new kid. from South Park - Season 1
Go to your homes and arm your... from South Park - Season 1
Go to your homes and arm yourselves with whatever you can. from South Park - Season 1
God bless America. You get into my office before anyone else sees you. from South Park - Season 1
God bless you, Kathie Lee! from South Park - Season 1
God, please deliver those darling kids from... from South Park - Season 1
God, please deliver... from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn it, give me my triangle! from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn it, I just got that van! How are we supposed to get home? from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn it, not again. from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn it, they didn't do anything to my ass! It was just a dream. from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn it. from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn, I love football! from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn, that's a big fat ass! from South Park - Season 1
Golly, that isn't very nice. I'd sure like to teach him a lesson. from South Park - Season 1
Good boy. Now shake. from South Park - Season 1
Good boy. Now, don't be gay! from South Park - Season 1
Good idea. Okay, Stanley, you're next. from South Park - Season 1
Good job, Einstein! Why don't we build a rocket? from South Park - Season 1
Good luck. If they get out of control, just use this tear gas from South Park - Season 1
Good! from South Park - Season 1
Good. from South Park - Season 1
Good. It looks like they've taken the trees down. from South Park - Season 1
Good. Yeah, listen, the little needle's moving. from South Park - Season 1
Goodbye, guys. It was nice meeting you. from South Park - Season 1
Goodbye, Stanley! Peace be with you. from South Park - Season 1
Goodbye! Thank you for your help. Visit us again. from South Park - Season 1
Goodbye. Bring me lots of gifts. I always believed in you. from South Park - Season 1
Goodness. Would anybody mind cleaning my erasers? from South Park - Season 1
Got it. from South Park - Season 1
Grab a lot, son from South Park - Season 1
Grandpa, I had no idea how bad it was for you. from South Park - Season 1
Great instincts. from South Park - Season 1
Great party, Wendy. from South Park - Season 1
Green Mega Man goes with Red and Yellow... from South Park - Season 1
Green Mega Man it is. from South Park - Season 1
Gross, Stan. Sick. from South Park - Season 1
Guns and bullets seem to be a recurring theme. from South Park - Season 1
Guys, I was just kidding! from South Park - Season 1
Guys, my mom's getting a Ferris wheel. from South Park - Season 1
Guys, shut up. I'm not under alien control. from South Park - Season 1
Guys, who would you say are your role models? from South Park - Season 1
Hang up the lights, string up the banners, castrate the cows! from South Park - Season 1
Happy Valentine's Day, Stan from South Park - Season 1
Happy, happy Thanksgiving. Let her rip! from South Park - Season 1
Has Kathie Lee Gifford offended you? Was she flattered by her depiction? from South Park - Season 1
Have anything besides four assed animals? from South Park - Season 1
Have either of you actually been abducted? from South Park - Season 1
Have either of you ever killed anyone? from South Park - Season 1
Have some pie, cake and ice cream. from South Park - Season 1
Have you been outcast? from South Park - Season 1
Have you ever had something happen but nobody believed you? from South Park - Season 1
Have you forgotten the pain and suffering Kathie Lee caused you? from South Park - Season 1
Have you seen anyone like this? from South Park - Season 1
Have you seen Sparky? He's not back. from South Park - Season 1
Haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King! from South Park - Season 1
Haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy? from South Park - Season 1
Having a little brother is special. from South Park - Season 1
Having a nose job is better than I thought. from South Park - Season 1
Having imaginary friends is fine, but this won't do! from South Park - Season 1
He built a wicker basket! from South Park - Season 1
He can do cool stuff with his voice. Show them. from South Park - Season 1
He comes out of the toilet and gives gifts to people with high fiber diets. from South Park - Season 1
He comes out of the toilet... from South Park - Season 1
He could be under alien control. from South Park - Season 1
He couldn't have gone far, unless something drug him off. from South Park - Season 1
He didn't grow up in a normal place like here from South Park - Season 1
He farted right on his head. from South Park - Season 1
He has Patrick Duffy for a leg and weaves baskets. from South Park - Season 1
He helped them win their war against Frederick Douglass... from South Park - Season 1
He just needs some training, that's all. Sit, Sparky. from South Park - Season 1
He keeps throwing things around... from South Park - Season 1
He kept seeing this brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere. from South Park - Season 1
He lives alone on this mountain and weaves baskets and other crafts. from South Park - Season 1
He makes stuff up. Don't believe him. from South Park - Season 1
He must have followed me. You see, he is smart. from South Park - Season 1
He needs to run his ass around the block. from South Park - Season 1
He said I could have his pudding. Ask him yourself. from South Park - Season 1
He said, "To hell with Kathie Lee Gifford!" from South Park - Season 1
He showed me his sanctuary and took me on a boat ride... from South Park - Season 1
He still looks gay. from South Park - Season 1
He usually follows me. from South Park - Season 1
He was the most beautiful piece of ass I'd ever seen in South Park. from South Park - Season 1
He was with me the whole time. from South Park - Season 1
He'll stay here. Then with Stan, then me. from South Park - Season 1
He's at the 50, the 40, the 30... from South Park - Season 1
He's dangerous. His brain is identical to yours. I need you to help me find him. from South Park - Season 1
He's doing something to his ass. from South Park - Season 1
He's got a gun! from South Park - Season 1
He's just confused. from South Park - Season 1
He's my son. I adopted him. from South Park - Season 1
He's not kicking his ass, but he's doing something. from South Park - Season 1
He's of no use to me. I'll have to burn the room. from South Park - Season 1
He's out of control. We have to destroy him! from South Park - Season 1
He's part Doberman and wolf. He's the toughest dog. from South Park - Season 1
He's saving us! from South Park - Season 1
He's talking like the new kid. from South Park - Season 1
He's tearing my cafeteria apart. from South Park - Season 1
He's tearing up the house. Stop him! from South Park - Season 1
He's the last person I saw with your mom. from South Park - Season 1
Hear that? We get $3,000. That's enough for your DNA tests. from South Park - Season 1
Heck, I haven't even started yet. from South Park - Season 1
Heck, I'm just a kid all alone in this crazy world. from South Park - Season 1
Hell, yeah, I got the triangle. from South Park - Season 1
Hell's bells. from South Park - Season 1
Hello there, little boys. from South Park - Season 1
Hello there, little pup! I'm Big Gay Al from South Park - Season 1
Hello there. Love the Elvis costume, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Hello, children. from South Park - Season 1
Hello, children. from South Park - Season 1
Hello, children. How are you? from South Park - Season 1
Hello, children. What's all this about a new teacher? from South Park - Season 1
Hello, Indian Companion. from South Park - Season 1
Hello, little boy. Do you know who I am? from South Park - Season 1
Hello, Mrs. Cartman. How are you today? from South Park - Season 1
Hello, this is Frank Hammond, South Park Radio, AM 900. from South Park - Season 1
Hello? from South Park - Season 1
Hello? No, it's a... Vas deferens? from South Park - Season 1
Hello. I'm Phillip. They call me Pip because they hate me. from South Park - Season 1
Hello. You must hurry. from South Park - Season 1
Help! from South Park - Season 1
Help! Sons of bitches! from South Park - Season 1
Her mother's a jackal. Her father's an insurance salesman. from South Park - Season 1
Her weak point is the nose. from South Park - Season 1
Here begins pain. The new domination... from South Park - Season 1
Here comes the unholy butthole now. from South Park - Season 1
Here in the middle of Africa, food is extremely scarce. from South Park - Season 1
Here is Miss Ellen and our leader. Her name is Makesh Alaq Makarakesh. from South Park - Season 1
Here it comes. from South Park - Season 1
Here she comes! from South Park - Season 1
Here we are. from South Park - Season 1
Here we go. from South Park - Season 1
Here we go. from South Park - Season 1
Here with a special report, a quadriplegic on a pony. from South Park - Season 1
Here you go, Kyle. Here's yours, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
Here you go, turkeys. from South Park - Season 1
Here, hon. I packed you Cheesy Poofs and Happy Tarts. from South Park - Season 1
Here, I have rabbits spliced with fish to make little bunny fish. from South Park - Season 1
Here, I made you powdered doughnut pancake surprise. from South Park - Season 1
Here, let me sing you a little song. It might clear things up. from South Park - Season 1
Here, sit down, have some cocoa, and tell Mr. Hat all about it. from South Park - Season 1
Here, Stan, this is for you. from South Park - Season 1
Here, Swiss cheese spliced with chalk and a beard. from South Park - Season 1
Here, we see the Stevens on a picnic. from South Park - Season 1
Here, you children sit down and let me explain about where babies come from. from South Park - Season 1
Here's a video that shows a very disturbed boy. from South Park - Season 1
Here's the same gun with a wood finish. from South Park - Season 1
Here's your sports watch, son. Sorry for the mix up. from South Park - Season 1
Here's yours, Wendy, and here's yours, Clay. from South Park - Season 1
Hey everybody, look who's here, the AFC Champion Denver Broncos from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Chef. Look. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, come back! We didn't even get to do our play! from South Park - Season 1
Hey, come on! That was roughing! from South Park - Season 1
Hey, dudes. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, gang. It's our friend Indian Companion. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, he's like Rudolph. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, how about Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, I didn't get a gun! from South Park - Season 1
Hey, I don't have to take that kind of crap from you scrawny weaklings! from South Park - Season 1
Hey, I'll kick your ass! from South Park - Season 1
Hey, I'm on TV! I'm on TV! from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Kenny. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, look, Kenny's okay! from South Park - Season 1
Hey, look! from South Park - Season 1
Hey, look. I think Kenny's okay. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, new kid. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Stan, now what are we gonna do for entertainment? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Stan, your dog been to any pride marches lately? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Stan. I'm open, I think. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Terrance, now that you farted I think I might fart too. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, that kind of looks like Tom Selleck from South Park - Season 1
Hey, they're all dressed up like ghosts too. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, wait a minute. When do I get to be on television? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, wait. When do I get to make sweet love? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Wendy, what's a f* * *? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, what's going on? Let go of me! from South Park - Season 1
Hey, what's that? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, where are you all going? They don't even know what Walden is. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, where's little Stanley? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, who cut your hair, Stevie Wonder? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, yeah. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, you were supposed to kill me. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, you will not get away with this! from South Park - Season 1
Hey, you're gonna miss it, Kenny. from South Park - Season 1
Hey! from South Park - Season 1
Hey! from South Park - Season 1
Hey! Down here! We are ready for your wisdom. from South Park - Season 1
Hey! I know a certain young man who's itching for detention! from South Park - Season 1
Hey! ******* people can't eat Christmas snow. from South Park - Season 1
Hey! Wait a minute! What is that thing? from South Park - Season 1
Hi, fellas. It's so super to see you! from South Park - Season 1
Hi, Grandpa, I brought my friends over. from South Park - Season 1
Hi, Jesus, I have a dog and he's a homosexual. from South Park - Season 1
Hi, kids, I'm TV's Patrick Duffy. from South Park - Season 1
Hi, little fella, how are you doing? from South Park - Season 1
Hi, Wendy. from South Park - Season 1
Hi, what's up? from South Park - Season 1
Hike me the ball, somebody run and I'll throw. Ready? Break! from South Park - Season 1
Hike the damn ball! from South Park - Season 1
Hippie! Go back to Woodstock if you can't shoot. from South Park - Season 1
His name was Chief Running Water. from South Park - Season 1
His tongue? Chef? Chef is my dad? from South Park - Season 1
Hitler was famous too. from South Park - Season 1
Hold on now. You got to help the children. from South Park - Season 1
Hold on, Kenny! from South Park - Season 1
Hold the football like you'd hold your lover. from South Park - Season 1
Hold this walkie. Help me fight her. from South Park - Season 1
Holy crap, dude. Satan is huge! from South Park - Season 1
Holy crap, Ned! That's the biggest goddamn deer I've ever seen! from South Park - Season 1
Holy crap! from South Park - Season 1
Holy crap! from South Park - Season 1
Holy crap! She wants to meet me at Stark's Pond after school. from South Park - Season 1
Holy poop on a stick! from South Park - Season 1
Hooray! from South Park - Season 1
Hooray! from South Park - Season 1
Hooray! from South Park - Season 1
Hooray! from South Park - Season 1
Hooray! from South Park - Season 1
Hooray! Hooray for Mr. Garrison! He's back. Mr. Garrison is back! from South Park - Season 1
Hope you kids like chocolate peanut butter cream puffies... from South Park - Season 1
How about a nice chocolate chicken potpie then? from South Park - Season 1
How about I use a helmet today and someone else doesn't? from South Park - Season 1
How about more of that good loving? from South Park - Season 1
How about Stan, our South Park quarterback star? from South Park - Season 1
How about the dreidel song, bubee? from South Park - Season 1
How about we get in shape? We want to look our best on TV, don't we? from South Park - Season 1
How about we make you a nice, scary ghost costume? from South Park - Season 1
How big is he? I bet he weighs 400 pounds! from South Park - Season 1
How could he be mad with such pretty hair? from South Park - Season 1
How dare you include the Nativity in a school play! My son is *******! from South Park - Season 1
How did your preoccupation with homosexuality develop? from South Park - Season 1
How do I put this? from South Park - Season 1
How do you create a show like South Park and remain pure and wholesome? from South Park - Season 1
How like a turtle, the sun looks from South Park - Season 1
How luscious, our creature has come to fruition. from South Park - Season 1
How many lives does Kenny have left? from South Park - Season 1
How many years has it been? Thirty? Forty? from South Park - Season 1
How much weight does Cartman gain in this episode? from South Park - Season 1
How the hell do we know who the original zombie is? from South Park - Season 1
How was Miss Ellen suddenly arrested for...? from South Park - Season 1
How? from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho, ho, ho! from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho, Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho, Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho, Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho, Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho! from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho! from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho! from South Park - Season 1
Howdy, folks. Gosh, you sure do smell nice and flowery. from South Park - Season 1
Hunger is an enemy that we all must fight. from South Park - Season 1
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut...
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut. Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut... from South Park - Season 1
I aced that test. I'm gonna win that dinner. from South Park - Season 1
I actually met him in beginning filmmaking. from South Park - Season 1
I ain't helping. I wanna eat pie. from South Park - Season 1
I am going to f* *king kill you guys, seriously! from South Park - Season 1
I am Hakeem Kurashki of the nation of Iraq. from South Park - Season 1
I am not under alien control! from South Park - Season 1
I am Skuzzlebutt, lord of the mountains! from South Park - Season 1
I am so pissed off right now. from South Park - Season 1
I am, however. from South Park - Season 1
I apologize for that and turning your friend into a platypus. from South Park - Season 1
I asked you to kill me, Billy, but I was wrong. from South Park - Season 1
I baked cookies. Would anybody like one? from South Park - Season 1
I believe in Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
I believe. from South Park - Season 1
I bet I could clone a human being before you cross an elephant and a pig. from South Park - Season 1
I bet if Walden was a sitcom you'd know what it was! from South Park - Season 1
I brought my makeup kit. What are we doing? from South Park - Season 1
I brought my war buddy, Ned, to keep things safe from South Park - Season 1
I can say with certainty that I am not anti Semitic. from South Park - Season 1
I can see its head! from South Park - Season 1
I can't believe she was a criminal Iraqi fugitive. from South Park - Season 1
I can't blow it now that I'm so close. It must be handled carefully. from South Park - Season 1
I can't concentrate because my dog is gay. from South Park - Season 1
I can't concentrate on grading papers with all this excitement. from South Park - Season 1
I can't hit Jesus Christ. My mother would never speak to me again. from South Park - Season 1
I can't kill her, Mr. Hat. from South Park - Season 1
I can't take it. This music is terrible. from South Park - Season 1
I can't tell. Kill it! from South Park - Season 1
I can't. from South Park - Season 1
I can't. from South Park - Season 1
I can't. I have to go home and get in shape! from South Park - Season 1
I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
I couldn't help notice that black eye. Are there problems at home? from South Park - Season 1
I crapped in my pants! from South Park - Season 1
I created a large mutant clone of that little boy there, and he's broken free. from South Park - Season 1
I created things to make the world better. from South Park - Season 1
I did it! I killed something! from South Park - Season 1
I didn't mean to fart on you. I didn't have a choice. from South Park - Season 1
I don't care, you can have the stupid arrowhead. from South Park - Season 1
I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound good. from South Park - Season 1
I don't know, Eric. They just do from South Park - Season 1
I don't know, maybe Barbra doesn't have a place up here after all. from South Park - Season 1
I don't know. from South Park - Season 1
I don't know. Why don't you check? from South Park - Season 1
I don't like Kenny anymore. He doesn't communicate. from South Park - Season 1
I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way... from South Park - Season 1
I don't need it. I'm the son of Satan. from South Park - Season 1
I don't recall the rest of the night... from South Park - Season 1
I don't see anybody else here, so you must be talking to me. from South Park - Season 1
I don't think so. You've had enough candy. from South Park - Season 1
I don't wanna ask Mr. Hat. I'm asking you! from South Park - Season 1
I don't wanna be sent away. I wanna stay here! from South Park - Season 1
I don't wanna do the dog dance. from South Park - Season 1
I don't wanna touch that with a 40 foot pole. from South Park - Season 1
I don't wanna trick or treat with you. from South Park - Season 1
I don't want it! All the kids in school call me fat. from South Park - Season 1
I don't want to see an educational video. from South Park - Season 1
I ever tell you how I boofed your dad, fatso? from South Park - Season 1
I finished grading your papers. from South Park - Season 1
I found a magic triangle, and he took it from me! from South Park - Season 1
I found it first. from South Park - Season 1
I found it. from South Park - Season 1
I found it. from South Park - Season 1
I found someone who could make me laugh, even when I felt like crying. from South Park - Season 1
I gave it away to hungry children in Nairobi. from South Park - Season 1
I get to use it first, you guys. from South Park - Season 1
I get to wear it first. from South Park - Season 1
I got cut off for Marty's Movie Reviews! from South Park - Season 1
I got it! I got it! from South Park - Season 1
I got Miss Ellen a chocolate pie, but I left it at home. from South Park - Season 1
I got the triangle, I got the triangle! You don't, you don't! from South Park - Season 1
I gotta get out of this stupid costume! from South Park - Season 1
I gotta get to the cafeteria. Watch that fat boy, now. from South Park - Season 1
I gotta get to the football game. Come on, boy. from South Park - Season 1
I grew up near South Park, so I was abducted as a small child. from South Park - Season 1
I guarantee they'll beat the spread. from South Park - Season 1
I guess he's not home. from South Park - Season 1
I guess not. from South Park - Season 1
I guess you get an F. from South Park - Season 1
I guess. from South Park - Season 1
I had this satellite dish sticking out of my butt... from South Park - Season 1
I hate those things! from South Park - Season 1
I hate to ask this, but could I get an autograph? My sister would die! from South Park - Season 1
I hate to break this to you, but your mother is what we refer to as... from South Park - Season 1
I hate you! I want you to die! from South Park - Season 1
I have a button we can use for his nose. from South Park - Season 1
I have a button we can use for his nose. from South Park - Season 1
I have a clip to demonstrate what I mean. from South Park - Season 1
I have a nice body, and I wanna show it off! from South Park - Season 1
I have a very important announcement. I'm quitting my job as a teacher. from South Park - Season 1
I have been forsaken! from South Park - Season 1
I have rats spliced with ducks, gorillas spliced with mosquitoes. from South Park - Season 1
I have special ordered this training film to assist us in volcano safety. from South Park - Season 1
I have such delightful horrors to unleash upon thee. from South Park - Season 1
I have to eat. from South Park - Season 1
I have to go home without him, and my parents will kill me. from South Park - Season 1
I have to go to Iraq and find my kidnapped daughter. from South Park - Season 1
I have to help my stupid brother. If I go home without him, my dad will yell: from South Park - Season 1
I have to show you an educational video. from South Park - Season 1
I have to show you something. from South Park - Season 1
I have to try. I can't let Barbra Streisand do this to the entire world. from South Park - Season 1
I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant! from South Park - Season 1
I haven't seen so many children molested since.. from South Park - Season 1
I heard he still lives on the Ute reservation outside of town. from South Park - Season 1
I heard she had her own $4 million condo up near the ski slope. from South Park - Season 1
I hope he doesn't cut me with his celery. from South Park - Season 1
I hope I don't get hit by a train. I sure did. from South Park - Season 1
I implore you. Don't bet on the Dark One. You will never win. from South Park - Season 1
I just flew into the studio. Boy, are my arms tired. from South Park - Season 1
I just wish Stan and Miss Ellen all the happiness in the world. from South Park - Season 1
I knew Cartman's mom was a slut, but goddamn! from South Park - Season 1
I knew she wanted me. She kept saying romantic things. from South Park - Season 1
I knew you were the only person who'd listen. from South Park - Season 1
I know she's hurt you. She's hurt a lot of people. from South Park - Season 1
I know that, but this isn't the answer. from South Park - Season 1
I know that. How dare you insult my intellect! from South Park - Season 1
I know there's no such thing as aliens! from South Park - Season 1
I know what it's like not to have friends. from South Park - Season 1
I know you must be very upset about your teacher having surgery from South Park - Season 1
I know, but then I guess I just realized how stupid we would look. from South Park - Season 1
I know. Listen to me. from South Park - Season 1
I know. Mr. Garrison said homosexuals are evil. But Sparky isn't. from South Park - Season 1
I learned something today. Halloween isn't about costumes or candy. from South Park - Season 1
I learned something today. ******* people are okay. from South Park - Season 1
I made a mariachi Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
I mean, give you money for the triangle. from South Park - Season 1
I mean, I knew who he was, and we had great times together... from South Park - Season 1
I met Matthew at the University of Colorado in film school. from South Park - Season 1
I might have made love to your mother at the dance, but who here didn't? from South Park - Season 1
I miss you, old pal. You really had me scared. from South Park - Season 1
I never saw him after that. I wasn't really that interested in him. from South Park - Season 1
I never thought I'd live to see you in person! from South Park - Season 1
I present to you the five assed monkey. from South Park - Season 1
I promise I'll be nice to you from now on. from South Park - Season 1
I reckon this could be a job for Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
I remember the experience. I remember how horrible it was. from South Park - Season 1
I remember too much. from South Park - Season 1
I said your dad would be a millionaire. Get it? Kenny! from South Park - Season 1
I said your family had to put a cardboard box up for mortgage, Kenny. from South Park - Season 1
I said, "I'll kick you in the nuts." from South Park - Season 1
I said, I have a bad itch. from South Park - Season 1
I said, Ike's on fire. from South Park - Season 1
I said, we're not getting on, you ugly bitch. from South Park - Season 1
I see an extreme close up... from South Park - Season 1
I see. You're joining in on the joke. from South Park - Season 1
I send my $5 a month, see? from South Park - Season 1
I shoved it up my ass! I wrote it out... from South Park - Season 1
I sneaked around my mom's closet and saw what I'm getting: from South Park - Season 1
I spatted his face. Now he's a smelly Indian. from South Park - Season 1
I stopped by because Kyle forgot his detergent on the playground. from South Park - Season 1
I suppose so. Yes, over here. from South Park - Season 1
I sure am hungry. from South Park - Season 1
I think death is least funny when it happens to a child. from South Park - Season 1
I think I've caught a touch of the flu from Kenny. from South Park - Season 1
I think it looks great from South Park - Season 1
I think something took Cartman away. from South Park - Season 1
I think the book depository would be a good bet. from South Park - Season 1
I think the book depository would be a good bet. from South Park - Season 1
I think the book depository would be a good bet. from South Park - Season 1
I think we have to signal them somehow. from South Park - Season 1
I think we owe her for that. from South Park - Season 1
I think you got some spat on Chief Running Wolf. from South Park - Season 1
I think you're a big, fat piece of crap. from South Park - Season 1
I told her... from South Park - Season 1
I told the people at school I had herpes from South Park - Season 1
I told you Red Mega Man! Now I can't make Ultra Mega Mega Man. from South Park - Season 1
I tried to play God and I failed. from South Park - Season 1
I used to run around, getting in trouble, and he'd say: from South Park - Season 1
I waited through that movie to see the alien, and it was her father! from South Park - Season 1
I wanna know where I came from. from South Park - Season 1
I want a butch dog. I want a Rin Tin Tin. from South Park - Season 1
I want a clean fight. No punches below the belt, holding or miracles. from South Park - Season 1
I want everyone to bring a can of food. from South Park - Season 1
I want my Salisbury steak. from South Park - Season 1
I want to give you a big cash reward for finding it. from South Park - Season 1
I want to thank all you children for the presents you bought me. from South Park - Season 1
I want you all to meet our new classmate... from South Park - Season 1
I want you to call Inside Edition, Rescue 91 1 and Entertainment Tonight. from South Park - Season 1
I want you to repeat after me, "There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey." from South Park - Season 1
I want you to show the substitute the same respect you show Mr. Garrison. from South Park - Season 1
I want you to understand a few basic rules of hunting. from South Park - Season 1
I wanted you to be proud of me, like Kenny. from South Park - Season 1
I was doing my father's bidding. I didn't have a choice. from South Park - Season 1
I was genetically engineering turkeys for Thanksgiving... from South Park - Season 1
I was here first. from South Park - Season 1
I was introducing myself to these charming boys. from South Park - Season 1
I was just kicking it with some G's on the west side. from South Park - Season 1
I was not aware of this horrible show until recently. from South Park - Season 1
I was trying to scare you. You can put the gun down now! from South Park - Season 1
I was wrong to put you in that position from South Park - Season 1
I was young and naive then. from South Park - Season 1
I was, like, "Dude, I found this triangle." from South Park - Season 1
I wasn't very considerate of your feelings. from South Park - Season 1
I weigh more than that! from South Park - Season 1
I went to Princeton! You get out of my office! from South Park - Season 1
I will crush him like a little bug. from South Park - Season 1
I will, Big Gay Al, I will. from South Park - Season 1
I won't let them hurt you. from South Park - Season 1
I won't put a foreign object up my ass. from South Park - Season 1
I won't remind you how important the game is to us South Park alumni. from South Park - Season 1
I wonder how drunk he needs to be to make sweet love to the pig. from South Park - Season 1
I wonder what I should do with my triangle? Now that it is mine. from South Park - Season 1
I wonder what Stan got me for my birthday. from South Park - Season 1
I wonder what the visitors gave the cows? from South Park - Season 1
I wonder what's in here? from South Park - Season 1
I would have, if it weren't for those meddling kids. from South Park - Season 1
I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off. from South Park - Season 1
I wouldn't mind getting ahold of your cookies. from South Park - Season 1
I'd close my eyes and pretend Matt was Natasha... from South Park - Season 1
I'd give you topical medicine, but I don't want to touch you. from South Park - Season 1
I'd have to say mine is Theodore Roosevelt... from South Park - Season 1
I'd have to say my biggest role model is Matt. from South Park - Season 1
I'd like to state, once and for all, my true opinion. You see... from South Park - Season 1
I'd love to, but the doctors say Mr. Hat needs more therapy. from South Park - Season 1
I'd never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be: from South Park - Season 1
I'll bag Skuzzlebutt, then we'll see who's a little bastard. from South Park - Season 1
I'll bet that sucker's headed for a higher elevation... Bird! from South Park - Season 1
I'll blow your frigging head off! from South Park - Season 1
I'll call the Red Cross and have him returned. from South Park - Season 1
I'll find Cartman's paper and get to the bottom of this. from South Park - Season 1
I'll find it, don't worry! from South Park - Season 1
I'll get in trouble. from South Park - Season 1
I'll get that triangle if it's the last thing I do! from South Park - Season 1
I'll get you what I want. from South Park - Season 1
I'll have fried chicken and mashed potatoes, please. from South Park - Season 1
I'll kick you in the nuts! from South Park - Season 1
I'll kick you in the nuts! from South Park - Season 1
I'll protect you. Not you, damn it! from South Park - Season 1
I'll put all my money on the Cows. from South Park - Season 1
I'll scare them tomorrow. from South Park - Season 1
I'll take blood from you and everyone here and we can learn who your dad is. from South Park - Season 1
I'll take it. from South Park - Season 1
I'll teach you to meddle with my triangle! from South Park - Season 1
I'm a dirty little bastard too. from South Park - Season 1
I'm a little disappointed in your Thanksgiving spirit. from South Park - Season 1
I'm a little dog. I'm just a little dog. from South Park - Season 1
I'm checking to see how our little entrepreneurial adventure is going. from South Park - Season 1
I'm doing something important for your well being from South Park - Season 1
I'm embarrassed about getting a nose job, Tom. from South Park - Season 1
I'm getting that John Elway helmet for Christmas. from South Park - Season 1
I'm getting word that the school's chef... from South Park - Season 1
I'm glad my dog isn't gay. from South Park - Season 1
I'm glad we could have this talk. from South Park - Season 1
I'm glad you found my Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. from South Park - Season 1
I'm going to have you luscious youngsters... from South Park - Season 1
I'm going to say words, and the computer will measure... from South Park - Season 1
I'm gonna be on television I'm gonna be on television from South Park - Season 1
I'm gonna be on television I'm gonna be on television from South Park - Season 1
I'm gonna buy her a vacuum cleaner. Chicks love vacuum cleaners. from South Park - Season 1
I'm gonna have a word with your father! from South Park - Season 1
I'm gonna make a new costume. I can still win. from South Park - Season 1
I'm holding Cartman's paper. It's actually nothing more than Walden... from South Park - Season 1
I'm just sorry I ruined everyone's chances for being on TV. from South Park - Season 1
I'm making you my honorary nephew. from South Park - Season 1
I'm never gonna win that candy. from South Park - Season 1
I'm not an Ethernopian. I gotta get home! from South Park - Season 1
I'm not fat, I'm getting in shape! from South Park - Season 1
I'm not fat. You like her because you throw up when she talks to you. from South Park - Season 1
I'm not in your office. I'm talking to you through a speaker. from South Park - Season 1
I'm not playing. I have to find my dog. from South Park - Season 1
I'm not talking about your birthday. We have a new student joining us today. from South Park - Season 1
I'm not talking to you. from South Park - Season 1
I'm not the one who looks like Pippi Longstocking! from South Park - Season 1
I'm over here, son of a whore! from South Park - Season 1
I'm plastered! from South Park - Season 1
I'm requesting that you don't watch Terrance and Phillip anymore. from South Park - Season 1
I'm Sally Struthers. These children are in desperate need. from South Park - Season 1
I'm scared. from South Park - Season 1
I'm seriously getting pissed off! from South Park - Season 1
I'm sick of it! It's completely immature! from South Park - Season 1
I'm sick of those flaps on coffee lids. from South Park - Season 1
I'm so glad you found it. Because without it, I would die within hours. from South Park - Season 1
I'm so hungry and all I can think about eating is brains. from South Park - Season 1
I'm so pleased that you're interested in genetic engineering. from South Park - Season 1
I'm sorry I dissed you at school like that, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
I'm sorry I have sinned against you. I'm gonna go to the bookie... from South Park - Season 1
I'm sorry I tried to change you. I didn't understand. from South Park - Season 1
I'm sorry I wasn't more sensitive. from South Park - Season 1
I'm sorry I wished you were dead. from South Park - Season 1
I'm sorry I've caused you such inconvenience. from South Park - Season 1
I'm sorry, God. I'm sorry I mocked poor people. from South Park - Season 1
I'm such a cute little kid. I wonder if I can get this go cart started. from South Park - Season 1
I'm taking my pig. Screw you guys! I'm going home! from South Park - Season 1
I'm talking to you, Kenny! Achtung! from South Park - Season 1
I'm trying to direct the school Christmas play... from South Park - Season 1
I'm very glad we could have dinner. I really care about your education. from South Park - Season 1
I'm your friend Mr. Hat. You can tell me anything. Now, who hit you? from South Park - Season 1
I'm your son, Eric. You put your hoo hoo dilly in my mom's cha cha. from South Park - Season 1
I'm your teacher. We're only friends. from South Park - Season 1
I've asked my family to put a bullet in me when I'm 30. from South Park - Season 1
I've been licking carpet for 3 hours, and I don't feel like a lesbian! from South Park - Season 1
I've decided to quit and do what I've always dreamed of: from South Park - Season 1
I've learned something today. from South Park - Season 1
I've learned something today. You can't win all the time. from South Park - Season 1
I've learned something: from South Park - Season 1
I've never seen a kid as cool as you, Kenny from South Park - Season 1
I've never seen a woman drink so much. You're amazing, Miss Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
I've prepared a statement for you on behalf of the network. from South Park - Season 1
I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so cute and full of life. from South Park - Season 1
If a woman ever gave me crap, I'd say, "Hey, you go do my laundry!" from South Park - Season 1
If anybody calls or visits, I'm not here, okay? from South Park - Season 1
If Babs gets that other triangle, she'll fulfill her prophecy... from South Park - Season 1
If Barbra saw the same news report, those boys are in danger. from South Park - Season 1
If I can show how much I turned South Park around, I could become a senator! from South Park - Season 1
If I don't get out of school and get Ike back... from South Park - Season 1
If I sing to her, maybe I can lure her into a night of exotic delectation. from South Park - Season 1
If it means that much to you, take the stupid triangle! from South Park - Season 1
If it'll make you leave me alone, take it! Here! from South Park - Season 1
If parents worried less about what their kids watch on TV... from South Park - Season 1
If sauce has been used in embalming, press... from South Park - Season 1
If she only likes other lesbians, then we gotta become lesbians too. from South Park - Season 1
If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass, I'd be like: from South Park - Season 1
If something happens to him, my parents will blame me. from South Park - Season 1
If Stan doesn't show up, can I use his helmet? from South Park - Season 1
If the fat kid has something implanted in his ass... from South Park - Season 1
If they're working in a sweatshop, that is. from South Park - Season 1
If we can dig a large trench, we can divert the lava into a canyon from South Park - Season 1
If we don't destroy them, they'll take over the town. from South Park - Season 1
If we lose money because of your nephew, we'll hang you out to dry. from South Park - Season 1
If we win, we'll give you 3,000 of our $ 1 0,000 prize. from South Park - Season 1
If you can find it in your hearts to give my brother back... from South Park - Season 1
If you could videotape Eric's behavior... from South Park - Season 1
If you don't want to spill coffee, don't drive with it. from South Park - Season 1
If you don't win, you can't hold it against the person who did... from South Park - Season 1
If you visitors can hear me, bring back my brother, goddamn it! from South Park - Season 1
If you want to combine a pig and an elephant, get them to make sweet love. from South Park - Season 1
If you were Barbra Streisand, where would you be now? from South Park - Season 1
Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career! from South Park - Season 1
Ike, jump down! Now! For the love of God, Ike, jump! from South Park - Season 1
Ike, tell Cartman that it's my triangle! from South Park - Season 1
Ike, tell Kyle that I was trying to get my triangle back. from South Park - Season 1
Ike, you can't come to school with me. from South Park - Season 1
Ike! Stop the bus! from South Park - Season 1
Imagine a pint sized elephant that you could keep in the house. from South Park - Season 1
In Africa, children are dying, not from disease or war but from hunger. from South Park - Season 1
In fact, it seems that only one person is still betting on me. from South Park - Season 1
In fact, we're pretending that Indian Companion is her. from South Park - Season 1
In it, Stan finds out that his dog Sparky is a homosexual. from South Park - Season 1
In it, the boys celebrate the holiday with a visitor. from South Park - Season 1
In other news, a pinkeye epidemic is sweeping South Park. from South Park - Season 1
In other words, children.. from South Park - Season 1
In the blue corner, wearing white trunks... from South Park - Season 1
In the past, people have had to die for what they believed in. from South Park - Season 1
In this one, if you look hard, you can see me having sex with Matt's mom. from South Park - Season 1
Infidels! I will turn you all into beasts of burden! from South Park - Season 1
Instead of money, cans are in the capsule. from South Park - Season 1
Instead, I'll just get Stan to notice me. from South Park - Season 1
Insurance salesman? from South Park - Season 1
Is anyone offended by mistletoe? from South Park - Season 1
Is it Chief Running Water? Or is it Chef? from South Park - Season 1
Is it illegal for **** to eat Christmas snow? from South Park - Season 1
Is it Mephisto, or that little monkey guy? from South Park - Season 1
Is it okay to assist somebody with suicide? from South Park - Season 1
Is it okay to kill somebody if they want you to? from South Park - Season 1
Is it on? Okay. from South Park - Season 1
Is mistletoe offensive? from South Park - Season 1
Is that really necessary? from South Park - Season 1
Is there a problem, Kenny? from South Park - Season 1
Is there anything we can do for you? from South Park - Season 1
Is there anything you'd like to say to the people? from South Park - Season 1
Is there somewhere in town I can get a good, clear shot...? View of Kathie Lee? from South Park - Season 1
Is there somewhere in town I can get a good, clear shot...? View of Kathie Lee? from South Park - Season 1
Is there stuff you put into the show that's subliminal? from South Park - Season 1
Is this some kind of ******* tradition? from South Park - Season 1
Isn't it enough that I pay taxes? What about the poorhouses I pay for? from South Park - Season 1
Isn't that an amazing coincidence? What are the odds of that? from South Park - Season 1
Isn't that your job? from South Park - Season 1
Isn't this precious? from South Park - Season 1
It appears that the destructive creature is 8 year old Stan Marsh of South Park. from South Park - Season 1
It begins over 1 00 years ago... from South Park - Season 1
It can breathe better higher up. from South Park - Season 1
It can get scary up in those woods... from South Park - Season 1
It doesn't matter. He's too strong. I give up. from South Park - Season 1
It happened again, didn't it? Now we do things my way. from South Park - Season 1
It hurts, it hurts! from South Park - Season 1
It is too late for me, young Wendy. from South Park - Season 1
It is with great pride and honor that I'd like to welcome... from South Park - Season 1
It is with honor and pride that I present the winner this trophy. from South Park - Season 1
It isn't being sensitive to the ******* community. from South Park - Season 1
It isn't fair. Everybody hates me. from South Park - Season 1
It isn't fair. I don't wanna be an outcast. from South Park - Season 1
It just so happens that I have your paper, and I know why you won. from South Park - Season 1
It kind of looks like Mr. Garrison. from South Park - Season 1
It looks like Death. from South Park - Season 1
It looks like he got a can of string beans. from South Park - Season 1
It looks like now my work here is done. from South Park - Season 1
It might be. from South Park - Season 1
It says here that Eric's trophy will be presented to him by... from South Park - Season 1
It seems like every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass... from South Park - Season 1
It seems like something's still not right. from South Park - Season 1
It seems that several bets were changed to Satan. from South Park - Season 1
It should be something festive. from South Park - Season 1
It smelled like a dead calf rotting in the hot sun from South Park - Season 1
It sure does seem to be a popular costume this year. from South Park - Season 1
It sure does, Phillip. No one will repress our religion here. from South Park - Season 1
It was a beautiful autumn night, when the aspen trees were turning... from South Park - Season 1
It was changed to "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig." from South Park - Season 1
It was just a dream! I didn't have an anal probe! from South Park - Season 1
It was on the suffering of bottle nosed dolphins. from South Park - Season 1
It wasn't coming for us. It was just sitting! from South Park - Season 1
It wasn't fair. She had choreography. How could we compete with that? from South Park - Season 1
It wasn't me, it was my evil clone. from South Park - Season 1
It will be nice to get out of the city for a while, away from civilization. from South Park - Season 1
It's a Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil. from South Park - Season 1
It's a boy! from South Park - Season 1
It's a chance for you to get publicity. from South Park - Season 1
It's about being good, and giving and loving. from South Park - Season 1
It's about good and evil and being the new kid in school. from South Park - Season 1
It's about time, you lazy ass son of a whore! from South Park - Season 1
It's all about an epidemic and the boys having to save the day. from South Park - Season 1
It's always, "Someone coming." I hope someone comes. We like people. from South Park - Season 1
It's amazing what we can do with a little blood sample these days. from South Park - Season 1
It's because his quarterback hasn't shown up. from South Park - Season 1
It's called "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." It's our favorite. from South Park - Season 1
It's called "Pink Eye." It aired as our Halloween special. from South Park - Season 1
It's called "Starvin' Marvin," and it aired on Thanksgiving. from South Park - Season 1
It's cheesy, but lame and eerily soothing too. from South Park - Season 1
It's coming right for us! from South Park - Season 1
It's coming right for us! from South Park - Season 1
It's disgusting, and we will not have it. from South Park - Season 1
It's down to three videos. from South Park - Season 1
It's easy not to think of images on TV as real, but they are. from South Park - Season 1
It's entitled "Mecha Streisand." from South Park - Season 1
It's fun. from South Park - Season 1
It's going back and forth really fast. What's that mean? from South Park - Season 1
It's happening again. from South Park - Season 1
It's important you tell me where those boys from the news report are. from South Park - Season 1
It's in the bedroom, ladies. Come on in. from South Park - Season 1
It's just getting old. Let everything be decided in the ring. from South Park - Season 1
It's my turn. from South Park - Season 1
It's no joke, children. This is big. from South Park - Season 1
It's no use. Our firepower has no effect! from South Park - Season 1
It's not okay. I don't want a gay dog. from South Park - Season 1
It's not Stan's fault. It wasn't Stan. He was... from South Park - Season 1
It's obvious where the talent in that family went! from South Park - Season 1
It's our Christmas special entitled "Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo." from South Park - Season 1
It's our favorite episode because we got Natasha Henstridge... from South Park - Season 1
It's our Indian companion friend Indian Companion from South Park - Season 1
It's our Indian friend Indian Companion. Say hi, kids. from South Park - Season 1
It's over. I give up. from South Park - Season 1
It's over. She's too strong for them. We'll have to leave town. from South Park - Season 1
It's really cool that we beat the spread. from South Park - Season 1
It's snowing. from South Park - Season 1
It's so beautiful. from South Park - Season 1
It's some kind of symbiotic metamorphosis device. from South Park - Season 1
It's Stan, the star quarterback. from South Park - Season 1
It's taken by 23, Kenny McCormick. from South Park - Season 1
It's that guy from the public access show. from South Park - Season 1
It's the alien anal probe. It's shooting fire from his rectum! from South Park - Season 1
It's the British kid. He's a little limey zombie now. from South Park - Season 1
It's the president of the network. from South Park - Season 1
It's time for plan B. from South Park - Season 1
It's time to crown the $ 1 0,000 winner. from South Park - Season 1
It's time to embrace the spirit of giving with the canned food grab. from South Park - Season 1
It's time to whip out the eclipse shoeboxes! from South Park - Season 1
It's true, I'll show you. from South Park - Season 1
It's true, mayor. Those turkeys just ripped apart my cafeteria. from South Park - Season 1
It's true. Ask Cartman. They gave him an anal probe. from South Park - Season 1
It's true. He doesn't care what faith you are. from South Park - Season 1
It's very simple. from South Park - Season 1
It's when we collect food for people who can't afford food on Thanksgiving. from South Park - Season 1
Jacket! from South Park - Season 1
Jesus Christ weighs in at 1 35 pounds, 1 ounce. from South Park - Season 1
Jesus vs. Satan, live from South Park on Saturday! from South Park - Season 1
Jesus, I haven't asked for much. All we need is one little score. from South Park - Season 1
Jesus, my father says he chooses you. He calls you out. from South Park - Season 1
Jesus, we're sorry. Can you ever forgive us? from South Park - Season 1
Jesus! from South Park - Season 1
Jiminy! It's the real Skuzzlebutt! from South Park - Season 1
John Stamos' older brother is singing "Loving You" during halftime. from South Park - Season 1
John Stamos' older brother Richard Stamos is singing "Loving You." from South Park - Season 1
Johnson, what the hell's gotten into you? from South Park - Season 1
Junior seems worried. But have no fear... from South Park - Season 1
Junior seems worried. But have no fear... from South Park - Season 1
Just a reminder, send us your stupidest home videos. from South Park - Season 1
Just keep rolling. from South Park - Season 1
Just kill him. Maybe he'll give you money from South Park - Season 1
Just like you're wrong to put little Billy in it. from South Park - Season 1
Just stand here and watch my cattle get mutilated one by one? from South Park - Season 1
Just this really, really old lady who wishes she was still 45. from South Park - Season 1
Just two hummingbirds moaning and groaning... from South Park - Season 1
Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park... from South Park - Season 1
Kathie Lee Gifford in South Park! from South Park - Season 1
Kathie Lee Gifford. I don't believe it. from South Park - Season 1
Kathie Lee is a beautiful, sultry queen of sexual fantasy. from South Park - Season 1
Kathie Lee is coming here? from South Park - Season 1
Kathie Lee loves children. from South Park - Season 1
Keep going this way. Hurry! from South Park - Season 1
Keep it under 70. Take care of Grandpa. from South Park - Season 1
Keep your hands off of Fluffy! from South Park - Season 1
Kenny is definitely our favorite character. from South Park - Season 1
Kenny keeps eating people's brains. from South Park - Season 1
Kenny says he saw your mom drop you off this morning, and she's a real dog. from South Park - Season 1
Kenny, are you gonna eat your pudding? from South Park - Season 1
Kenny, climb the ladder and take down the star above the stage. from South Park - Season 1
Kenny, please go over and pull the light cords out of the wall. from South Park - Season 1
Kenny, why are you late to class? from South Park - Season 1
Kenny? from South Park - Season 1
Kenny? But this is supposed to be my camping trip. from South Park - Season 1
Kick ass! from South Park - Season 1
Kick ass! from South Park - Season 1
Kick ass! Cartman's mom throws the best parties! from South Park - Season 1
Kick the baby. from South Park - Season 1
Kids won't even kill their grandparents. from South Park - Season 1
Kill her! from South Park - Season 1
Kill it. Kill it! from South Park - Season 1
Kill the original zombie that started the mess. from South Park - Season 1
Kill you guys. Kill you guys! from South Park - Season 1
Killer. Thanks, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Knock it off. She was young and needed the money. from South Park - Season 1
Knock, knock. from South Park - Season 1
Know what my space suit smells like? from South Park - Season 1
Kyle, did you just throw doo doo at Eric? from South Park - Season 1
Kyle, is there anything you can do for the play that isn't Jesus related? from South Park - Season 1
Kyle, no! from South Park - Season 1
Kyle, that is enough! from South Park - Season 1
Kyle, the little ******* kid, is visited by a talking candy bar. from South Park - Season 1
Kyle, what are you watching? from South Park - Season 1
Kyle, you need to hold the baby by the legs not the head. from South Park - Season 1
Kyle! from South Park - Season 1
Kyle! from South Park - Season 1
Kyle's brother Ike is abducted by aliens... from South Park - Season 1
L, myself, would like to be spliced with Fiona Apple. from South Park - Season 1
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm John Warson. from South Park - Season 1
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John! from South Park - Season 1
Ladies and gentlemen... from South Park - Season 1
Laugh all you want! I'll be the one on TV looking all buff. from South Park - Season 1
Launch! from South Park - Season 1
Leave us. We must finish what we have begun. from South Park - Season 1
Leonard Maltin in my cafeteria! I'm Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Let him come. I shall stop him. from South Park - Season 1
Let it go. from South Park - Season 1
Let me check. from South Park - Season 1
Let me give you an example. from South Park - Season 1
Let me just have some of that. from South Park - Season 1
Let me out, Grandpa! from South Park - Season 1
Let me see that Vanessa Redgrave thing again. from South Park - Season 1
Let me tell you something, porky... from South Park - Season 1
Let me tell you. from South Park - Season 1
Let nature run its course or else end up in limbo. from South Park - Season 1
Let the final battle between good and evil be fought... from South Park - Season 1
Let the new prince be decided on Saturday. from South Park - Season 1
Let us remember the good times. Kenny would have wanted it that... from South Park - Season 1
Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples. from South Park - Season 1
Let's all grab our anthropology pickaxes that were handed out... from South Park - Season 1
Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children. from South Park - Season 1
Let's figure out how to ditch school so we can get Ike back. from South Park - Season 1
Let's focus on the fight. I'm sick of these rumors about my fighters. from South Park - Season 1
Let's get him to the morgue. from South Park - Season 1
Let's get it over with. This gives me the booboo jeebies. from South Park - Season 1
Let's get out of here. from South Park - Season 1
Let's get right to the point, should old people be allowed to die? from South Park - Season 1
Let's get that testosterone flowing. from South Park - Season 1
Let's go home. I can still make the game. from South Park - Season 1
Let's keep our hands to ourselves, okay? from South Park - Season 1
Let's move! Move! from South Park - Season 1
Let's open the phone lines for questions. from South Park - Season 1
Let's open the phone lines up. Hello, you're on the air. from South Park - Season 1
Let's see how they like it when they see Skuzzlebutt! from South Park - Season 1
Let's see... Hey, bookie, what's the halftime show? from South Park - Season 1
Let's steer our boat out of here and into a place where gays live freely. from South Park - Season 1
Let's tell Indian Companion to go away. from South Park - Season 1
Lights, please. from South Park - Season 1
Like all of our episodes, this one has a moral lesson: from South Park - Season 1
Like Chef says, "I'm getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot." from South Park - Season 1
Like German people. from South Park - Season 1
Like who? from South Park - Season 1
Listen to your father. from South Park - Season 1
Listen up and listen good. from South Park - Season 1
Little boy, I understand that you found a neat little triangle near here. from South Park - Season 1
Look at the way they foam at the mouth like beautiful suds of beer. from South Park - Season 1
Look here in my microscope. Tell me what you see. from South Park - Season 1
Look how the leaves fall so delicately on the surface of the pond. from South Park - Season 1
Look out, children! from South Park - Season 1
Look out, children! from South Park - Season 1
Look out, son, that's dangerous! You'll spill your beer. from South Park - Season 1
Look there. That's a Rocky Mountain black bear. from South Park - Season 1
Look, a Blue Mega Man! Thank you, Stan. You may eat pie, cake and ice cream. from South Park - Season 1
Look, I found another one! from South Park - Season 1
Look, it's our friend Indian Companion. from South Park - Season 1
Look, it's working! from South Park - Season 1
Look, up there! from South Park - Season 1
Look, up there! from South Park - Season 1
Looks like about a.46 gauge, Ned. from South Park - Season 1
Looks like nobody's home. We should come another time. from South Park - Season 1
Looks like the Cows won't beat the 72 point spread, not by a long shot. from South Park - Season 1
Looks like the Cows won't beat the 72 point spread, not by a long shot. from South Park - Season 1
Looks like they got a touch of that pinkeye that's going around. from South Park - Season 1
Looks like we have the turkey problem under control. from South Park - Season 1
Looks like we'll be at war with these Indians soon. from South Park - Season 1
Looks like we'll have to use the old Indian fire trick. from South Park - Season 1
Looks like you didn't get much sleep. from South Park - Season 1
Looks like you're not welcome anywhere. See you! from South Park - Season 1
Lord, on this day of thanks, we extend our deepest gratitude... from South Park - Season 1
Lose the mistletoe. from South Park - Season 1
Mad enough to kill, Kyle? from South Park - Season 1
Make her go away. I hate Barbra Streisand! from South Park - Season 1
Make him stop! from South Park - Season 1
Many would rather die than go there from South Park - Season 1
Marty's Movie Reviews are on? Kick ass! from South Park - Season 1
Matt and I are excited because this episode is our favorite. from South Park - Season 1
Matt and I know because we used to beat the crap out of the new kids. from South Park - Season 1
Matt and I think genetic engineering is great. from South Park - Season 1
Matt Stone and Trey Parker. from South Park - Season 1
Matt Stone and Trey Parker. from South Park - Season 1
Matt Stone and Trey Parker. from South Park - Season 1
May cause irreversible damage to kidneys and liver. from South Park - Season 1
May I suggest a Stratford 1 2 mm? Go ahead. Try it on! from South Park - Season 1
Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe he's wrong. Ask somebody else. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe I can help you add a few asses to that swine. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe I can work in a sweatshop for a while... from South Park - Season 1
Maybe it's not bad. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe they took it literally when we said we'd adopt a kid. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe we could actually kiss tonight, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe we could get him to kill Kyle's mom. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe you boys can cheer him up. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe you don't want any of my mom's cake, pie and ice cream, then. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe you should name your dog Sparkette, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe your mom can give me a kiss too. from South Park - Season 1
Mayor, the mike is on. from South Park - Season 1
Mayor, we've got a very big problem. from South Park - Season 1
Mayor, we've got a very big problem. Mt. Evanson is about to erupt from South Park - Season 1
Me bad? from South Park - Season 1
Me, me, me! from South Park - Season 1
Me, you idiots. from South Park - Season 1
Mecha Barbra Streisand! from South Park - Season 1
Mecha Ike! from South Park - Season 1
Mecha Streisand from South Park - Season 1
Merry Christmas, Kyle Broflovski! from South Park - Season 1
Middle Park will get a halftime show they'll never forget. from South Park - Season 1
Miss Ellen doesn't exactly play for the right team. from South Park - Season 1
Miss Ellen was just in the bathroom taking the biggest dump I've ever seen. from South Park - Season 1
Mom and Dad are home. It's a disaster! You gotta help. from South Park - Season 1
Mom won't let him in the house! His poop is bigger than our couch. from South Park - Season 1
Mom, can you get me some Weight Gain 4000? from South Park - Season 1
Mom, Death is here! He's trying to take us away! from South Park - Season 1
Mom! from South Park - Season 1
Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! from South Park - Season 1
More pie, hon? from South Park - Season 1
Move! The Terrance & Phillip Thanksgiving Special is on. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison gets a nose job... from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison is about to kill Kathie Lee! We have to find him! from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison won't be teaching for a while. He has to have surgery. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison, I am dismissing you from directing our play. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison, I'm asking you to direct our play. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison, if you would, please. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison, people have cosmetic surgery all the time. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison, this is not appropriate! from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing? from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison, why do poor people always smell like sour milk? from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison! He's going to try to kill Kathie Lee Gifford! from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison! Stop! from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hankey seems so real. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Haven't you heard of it? from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hankey, come here. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hankey, no. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hankey? from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hat, I hate this. I wish I'd never had a nose job. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hat, isn't it beautiful? from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hat, old Kathie Lee really will be surprised when she gets here tomorrow. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hat, save yourself! from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hat, that was a long time ago, and I was only a child. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Hat, you need to admit you have a drinking problem. Another cosmo. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Mackey, something's wrong with Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Mayor, you can't stop serving Salisbury steak in our public schools. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. McCormick, you shall be a martyr to us all. Godspeed. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Torres was here for a routine checkup, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
My arrival denotes the beginning of the end. from South Park - Season 1
My cattle! from South Park - Season 1
My children, this is the most crucial and serious time of all history. from South Park - Season 1
My dad's always on the move. from South Park - Season 1
My dog Rex follows me to football practice all the time. from South Park - Season 1
My evil clone is destroying the town. We have to find him. from South Park - Season 1
My father and the town forsaked me. I'm completely forsook. from South Park - Season 1
My father's family name being Pirrip and my name, Phillip... from South Park - Season 1
My four assed mongoose. from South Park - Season 1
My friends were, like, "Dude." from South Park - Season 1
My gay dog ran away. Did he come here? from South Park - Season 1
My God has forsaken me. from South Park - Season 1
My God, it's coming right for us! from South Park - Season 1
My grandma was Dutch Irish and my grandpa was lesbian. from South Park - Season 1
My grandpa asked me to kill him, and I did it. from South Park - Season 1
My mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! from South Park - Season 1
My mom said there were no monsters, but there are. from South Park - Season 1
My mom says all I have to do is chow on this box from South Park - Season 1
My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa. from South Park - Season 1
My mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine. from South Park - Season 1
My mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine. from South Park - Season 1
My name is Eric Running Water from South Park - Season 1
My name's not Billy, Grandpa. Why do you look all haggard? from South Park - Season 1
My nephew's a tree hugger?! from South Park - Season 1
My nephew's the best quarterback the school's ever seen. from South Park - Season 1
My new dog Sparky. He followed me. from South Park - Season 1
My parents don't believe me. from South Park - Season 1
My pig won't wanna make love to that elephant! from South Park - Season 1
My son, many have wondered what my stance on homosexuality is. from South Park - Season 1
My wrath shall continue until I speak with Jesus! from South Park - Season 1
My, what an exciting day. from South Park - Season 1
Naive American, Stan. The bear is important to my people. from South Park - Season 1
Natural causes, Billy, natural causes. from South Park - Season 1
Natural disasters can be the cause... from South Park - Season 1
Naturally. from South Park - Season 1
Ned, hand me that gin. from South Park - Season 1
Ned, look! They've got Enrique on their sidelines. from South Park - Season 1
Ned, prepare some HK 1 2 and some Plasticine. from South Park - Season 1
Ned, we are gonna get our asses kicked! from South Park - Season 1
Ned, we gotta cut it short. Fire out the 1 2 20! from South Park - Season 1
Ned, we gotta get our asses to the bookie! from South Park - Season 1
Ned, why don't you whip out the old cancer kazoo? Let's do a little song. from South Park - Season 1
Need appetizer. from South Park - Season 1
Need to get in shape fast? Wanna look your best? from South Park - Season 1
Neither can I. from South Park - Season 1
Neither of us have children. from South Park - Season 1
Never bet on evil, because when you do... Ned, look! from South Park - Season 1
Never mind, Jesus. Nancy Kerrigan sucks. from South Park - Season 1
Never mind. There's been an incident at the ranch. from South Park - Season 1
Never spill your beer in the bullet chamber. from South Park - Season 1
New kid, want an invitation to my birthday party? from South Park - Season 1
New York, here we come! from South Park - Season 1
Next time she kicks your ass, tell her, "Shelly, you're my sister. I love you." from South Park - Season 1
Nice shooting, Kenny! from South Park - Season 1
Nice to meet you. from South Park - Season 1
No buts, Wendy. I wish you were dead! from South Park - Season 1
No elephant is gonna make love to Fluffy! I will kick you in the nuts! from South Park - Season 1
No excuses! Move along, you little troublemakers! from South Park - Season 1
No matter how mean the other kids are, just don't retaliate. from South Park - Season 1
No more Middle Park players. from South Park - Season 1
No more pie. from South Park - Season 1
No one believes in me. Everyone bet on Satan. from South Park - Season 1
No problem. from South Park - Season 1
No problem. Are you sure you don't want cheese sandwiches? from South Park - Season 1
No siree, I tell you, I got the line. from South Park - Season 1
No way, you gave it to us. It's mine. from South Park - Season 1
No way! Everybody knows that Sylvester is the toughest dog in South Park. from South Park - Season 1
No way. My mom says God hates gay people. from South Park - Season 1
No wonder that Barbra Streisand lady wanted it. from South Park - Season 1
No, a piece of celery. Yes, and he walks with a limp. from South Park - Season 1
No, but thanks for asking. from South Park - Season 1
No, damn it. The: from South Park - Season 1
No, don't! from South Park - Season 1
No, dude, that's Christmas. from South Park - Season 1
No, Eric, go ahead and take my pudding if you'd like. from South Park - Season 1
No, I have to apologize for the way I've been acting. from South Park - Season 1
No, I mean what the hell are you doing to Grandpa? from South Park - Season 1
No, Ike, go home. from South Park - Season 1
No, just the lead singer. from South Park - Season 1
No, Kitty, this is my corned beef cabbage. from South Park - Season 1
No, Kitty, this is my potpie! Bad kitty! from South Park - Season 1
No, Kitty, this is my potpie. from South Park - Season 1
No, Kitty, you bad kitty. No, Kitty, this is my potpie! from South Park - Season 1
No, Kitty, you can't have any! from South Park - Season 1
No, Kitty! That's a bad Kitty! from South Park - Season 1
No, Kitty! That's a bad Kitty! from South Park - Season 1
No, little potbellied elephants that people can keep as pets. from South Park - Season 1
No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine. from South Park - Season 1
No, Mr. Garrison, we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. from South Park - Season 1
No, Mr. Hat, I won't do it. from South Park - Season 1
No, Mr. Hat! I couldn't... from South Park - Season 1
No, no, no. I mean special. Like the song of the hummingbird... from South Park - Season 1
No, no! from South Park - Season 1
No, no! Now I'll be stuck in this Podunk town forever... from South Park - Season 1
No, no. But could you help me train a little? from South Park - Season 1
No, Pip. from South Park - Season 1
No, Starvin' Marvin, that's Kenny's creamed corn. from South Park - Season 1
No, that was just a dream. from South Park - Season 1
No, that's a gynecologist. A geologist studies the earth. from South Park - Season 1
No, that's mine! He gave it to me! from South Park - Season 1
No, that's my potpie. from South Park - Season 1
No, they don't, you jealous weakling! from South Park - Season 1
No, where would she be staying? from South Park - Season 1
No, you don't want all that. Why don't you share it with me? from South Park - Season 1
No, you don't! You won't ruin my moment of fame. from South Park - Season 1
No, you're not. from South Park - Season 1
No, you're not. You're fatter than ever! from South Park - Season 1
No! from South Park - Season 1
No! from South Park - Season 1
No! from South Park - Season 1
No! from South Park - Season 1
No! The zombies that have taken over South Park. from South Park - Season 1
No! Why, God, why?! from South Park - Season 1
No. No. No, God, no! from South Park - Season 1
Nobody believes in you, not even my friends. from South Park - Season 1
Nobody screws up my trick or treats and gets away with it. from South Park - Season 1
Nobody should have that kind of power. from South Park - Season 1
Nobody will hurt you. from South Park - Season 1
Nobody's splicing from Fluffy! from South Park - Season 1
Nonsense! Not with my nephew at quarterback. Right, Stanley? from South Park - Season 1
Not allowing our kids to watch this show is not enough. from South Park - Season 1
Not as beautiful as you. from South Park - Season 1
Not as beautiful as you. from South Park - Season 1
Not as beautiful as... from South Park - Season 1
Not Cartman. He gets to be on TV anyway. from South Park - Season 1
Not so loud. Now, that's just a technicality. from South Park - Season 1
Not when money's involved. from South Park - Season 1
Nothing! from South Park - Season 1
Now apparently, that's supposed to be funny. from South Park - Season 1
Now available at stores everywhere. from South Park - Season 1
Now back to Jesus and Pals on South Park public access. from South Park - Season 1
Now back to Jesus and Pals. from South Park - Season 1
Now back to part two of The Terrance & Phillip Thanksgiving Special. from South Park - Season 1
Now blow out the candles, Grandpa. from South Park - Season 1
Now come on, honestly, who here has never had sex with Mrs from South Park - Season 1
Now do you remember? from South Park - Season 1
Now get away from here and take your diarrhea with you. from South Park - Season 1
Now get in here before those zombies get you. from South Park - Season 1
Now get out of my house. I hope you feel really good about yourself. from South Park - Season 1
Now go to bed. You won't be opening your Channukah gift tonight. from South Park - Season 1
Now here to sing "Loving You" is the one and only John Stamos' brother! from South Park - Season 1
Now I know how all those white women must have felt. from South Park - Season 1
Now I think they like him because he picks on me. from South Park - Season 1
Now I'll take your money, return to Hell much richer and buy some real estate. from South Park - Season 1
Now I'm making millions off him. from South Park - Season 1
Now I've found a way to show you what it feels like to be Grandpa. from South Park - Season 1
Now it's a Mrs. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
Now let me try and learn your names from South Park - Season 1
Now move along, children. from South Park - Season 1
Now pay attention. Sparky, this is Fifi. from South Park - Season 1
Now sit back, relax and enjoy "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride." from South Park - Season 1
Now tell me what you see. from South Park - Season 1
Now these humble people can rejoice and celebrate their victory over nature. from South Park - Season 1
Now you can make your own Mr. Hankey. Just use the fecal fishing net... from South Park - Season 1
Now you go and practice football like a good little heterosexual. from South Park - Season 1
Now you're pissing me off! from South Park - Season 1
Now, as you can see, Red Mega Man uses the Mega Cycle. from South Park - Season 1
Now, at last, we can return to normality. from South Park - Season 1
Now, children, gather around and watch the wonders of life. from South Park - Season 1
Now, children, we've got to handle the ball better. from South Park - Season 1
Now, I must warn you, there are risks. from South Park - Season 1
Now, Kenny, you are to get me Yellow Mega Man. from South Park - Season 1
Now, Kyle, as your school counselor... from South Park - Season 1
Now, let's form a line. I've got enough topical cream for everybody. from South Park - Season 1
Now, let's review our multiplication tables. from South Park - Season 1
Now, let's see all the goodies you're going to take home to your family. from South Park - Season 1
Now, let's start practice. from South Park - Season 1
Now, once we have all the canned foods collected... from South Park - Season 1
Now, our second finalist, "Little Boy Has a Tea Party from South Park - Season 1
Now, South Park Elementary presents... from South Park - Season 1
Now, that is a man who's eaten a lot of beef. from South Park - Season 1
Now, that's what I call a joy ride. from South Park - Season 1
Now, the Diamond of Pantheous is complete! from South Park - Season 1
Now, you be careful, Eric. The woods can be very dangerous. from South Park - Season 1
Obesity. from South Park - Season 1
Of course he does. In your screwed up head, he's the only friend you have. from South Park - Season 1
Of course I took a dive. Don't you see? from South Park - Season 1
Of course not. It's just in good fun. from South Park - Season 1
Of course they won't splice, children. from South Park - Season 1
Of course, silly buns! It's the one place where they can be themselves. from South Park - Season 1
Of course, Wendy. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, all right then. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, boy, the aliens are going to make first contact. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, brilliant. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, brother. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, come on, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, crap. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, do go on. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, don't they look adorable? from South Park - Season 1
Oh, dude! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, excuse me, new kid. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, God! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, God! No! Stop! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, God. Oh, God. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, goddamn it! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, gosh, that was close. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, hell. I guess we better go look for him. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, honey. Please forgive us, son. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, how cute. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, how sweet! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, I'm sorry, little girl. But you still can't get on. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, look what Kyle got me. It's a Red... from South Park - Season 1
Oh, man, I'm out of here. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, man, it smells like dead fish here. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, man, that is nasty. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my carrot cake! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, help me! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, I killed Kenny. You bastard! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, it is you! I am such a huge fan, Miss Streisand! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastard! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastard. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, you sick little monkey! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God! A volcano! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God! Stop! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God! They cloned a foot! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! You bastard! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God! This is our chance to make a name for ourselves... from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God. I'm a black African American. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God. What the hell is that thing? from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my mother was from Alabama. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my! I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1 938! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, no, look! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, no, out of ammo! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, no! She has joined the two triangles? from South Park - Season 1
Oh, of course, my video camera. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, please do. I'm dying to see it. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, rainbows! Oh, yeah, I like those. Those are cool. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, really? from South Park - Season 1
Oh, right, well. He has a few hundred pounds on you, Jesus. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, Stan. When you get back to town, tell them about us, will you? from South Park - Season 1
Oh, yeah? from South Park - Season 1
Oh, yeah. Just like making sweet love to the football. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, you got me. from South Park - Season 1
Oh. Kids, you believe I can beat Satan, right? from South Park - Season 1
Okay, all you have to do is sit there. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, and you must be Stan Marsh. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, any questions? from South Park - Season 1
Okay, Chef, dial the hotline number. Chef? from South Park - Season 1
Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on? from South Park - Season 1
Okay, children, I know you're excited and nervous... from South Park - Season 1
Okay, come on, guys. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, each of you young'uns take a gun, a beer and some smokes. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, Eric. I'll get you some tomorrow. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, everybody, settle down. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, Grandpa, just get out of the way. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, here we go. Bye, it was nice knowing you. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, hon. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, I'll tell you where the triangle is! It's inside my shoe. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, I'm having a hard time with our Christmas play. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, Kenny, be seated. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, kids, we're gonna take a spelling test now. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, let's catch up on our cursive handwriting. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, let's get lined up so the judge... from South Park - Season 1
Okay, Mom from South Park - Season 1
Okay, okay, go ahead. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, okay. Well, I guess I'll be going to the store now, then. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, pal. You asked for it. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, people, change of plans. Half of you, grab shovels. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, people, don't panic! Bring out the defense squad! from South Park - Season 1
Okay, people, let's go get those kids! from South Park - Season 1
Okay, people, move along. Nothing to see here, you looky Ioos. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, people. Clearly, we need to reach a compromise from South Park - Season 1
Okay, Stan, get in line for my Big Gay Boat Ride. from South Park - Season 1
Okay, then what? from South Park - Season 1
Okay. from South Park - Season 1
Okay. from South Park - Season 1
Okay. Asian culture has plagued our Earth for years. We must end it... from South Park - Season 1
Okay. But I'm just gonna tap you, all right? from South Park - Season 1
Okay. Chair. from South Park - Season 1
Okay. Thanks for the advice, Jesus. from South Park - Season 1
Oliver! I thought you ran away all those months ago. from South Park - Season 1
On his left arm, instead of a hand, he has... from South Park - Season 1
On this adventure, we'll see the gay world throughout time. from South Park - Season 1
One of his legs is missing. And where his leg should be... from South Park - Season 1
One of our very own South Park students has won the national prize. from South Park - Season 1
One of the few remaining of its kind. Isn't it beautiful? from South Park - Season 1
One Tootie Bar? You cheap bastards. from South Park - Season 1
One, two, three.. from South Park - Season 1
Only $49.95. from South Park - Season 1
Only a few cans have been donated to our food drive. from South Park - Season 1
Open the door! from South Park - Season 1
Or is it the 1 991 Denver Broncos? from South Park - Season 1
Or is she Erin Gray of Buck Rogers beautiful? from South Park - Season 1
Or we could straighten out the bridge, like this: from South Park - Season 1
Orange you glad I didn't say banana? from South Park - Season 1
Our other finalists will get $3,000 runner up prizes. See you next time. from South Park - Season 1
Our pig hasn't given birth. She should any time now. from South Park - Season 1
Our savior! from South Park - Season 1
Our savior. from South Park - Season 1
Our slide! from South Park - Season 1
Out of over a million papers, Eric's was chosen as the winner. from South Park - Season 1
Over 400 people are eaten naturally by lions in Africa every year. from South Park - Season 1
Over 4000 grams of saturated fat per serving. Its formula is designed... from South Park - Season 1
Over there. You need to drop some friends off at the pool? from South Park - Season 1
Pardon me, I tripped. Could I have some hair? from South Park - Season 1
Parents are so cruel. Don't they know a child needs security most of all? from South Park - Season 1
Parents get offended because they rely on TV as a babysitter and educator. from South Park - Season 1
Patrick Duffy?! Damn it, that's not scary! from South Park - Season 1
People are curious about you two. from South Park - Season 1
People been saying they've seen UFOs around. from South Park - Season 1
People have accused us of anti Semitism... from South Park - Season 1
People of South Park are humble and friendly from South Park - Season 1
People who want a lot of power always end up dead. from South Park - Season 1
People write such fascinating things every week. from South Park - Season 1
People, form groups and search the mountain. from South Park - Season 1
People, listen up. As we near the top of the mountain... from South Park - Season 1
People, we all have to do our part against the evil turkeys. from South Park - Season 1
Perhaps I shouldn't toy with God's creations. Perhaps I should... from South Park - Season 1
Perhaps we need a new icon for Christmas. from South Park - Season 1
Perhaps we should leave nature alone to its simple one assed schematics. from South Park - Season 1
Perhaps we shouldn't toy with God's creations. from South Park - Season 1
Pig and elephant DNA won't splice. Have you heard that song by Loverboy? from South Park - Season 1
Pink Eye from South Park - Season 1
Pinkeye is a real disease and anybody can get it. from South Park - Season 1
Pinkeye, my ass. I've seen this before. from South Park - Season 1
Pinkeye. from South Park - Season 1
Pip's invitation, Pip's invitation... I remember. from South Park - Season 1
Please, God. from South Park - Season 1
Please. from South Park - Season 1
Police request that if you see this boy... from South Park - Season 1
Polly Prissypants, you are my best friend. from South Park - Season 1
Poor piece of crap. from South Park - Season 1
Praise the lord! from South Park - Season 1
Prepare to enter thy house of pain. from South Park - Season 1
Psych! I wasn't gonna give you an invitation. from South Park - Season 1
Puny son of Jehovah from South Park - Season 1
Put the trigger on the "doot en doo"? from South Park - Season 1
Quick, jump through the window! from South Park - Season 1
Quick, Ned, shoot it! from South Park - Season 1
Quickly, Robert Smith, she's powerless! from South Park - Season 1
Rabbit! Rabbit, 5:00. from South Park - Season 1
Rainbows are those arches of color that show up when it rains. from South Park - Season 1
Rats! from South Park - Season 1
Rats. from South Park - Season 1
Ready? from South Park - Season 1
Really, is that so? from South Park - Season 1
Really? from South Park - Season 1
Really? I don't think I have to fart anymore tonight. from South Park - Season 1
Really? On what? from South Park - Season 1
Rebecca, I'm a man. A man like any other with dreams and emotions. from South Park - Season 1
Recess sucks without any slides or nothing. from South Park - Season 1
Relax, you'll feel better once we're trick or treating. from South Park - Season 1
Remember candy, focus on the candy. from South Park - Season 1
Remember how she dissed you at the costume contest? from South Park - Season 1
Remember what I taught you: from South Park - Season 1
Remember your homework. We have a lot of catching up. from South Park - Season 1
Report back here every hour, you got that? from South Park - Season 1
Richard can't sing a high F, he always screws it up. from South Park - Season 1
Right now, South Park is here. from South Park - Season 1
Right, I gotta watch that. from South Park - Season 1
Right, like I'm some hippie Indian. from South Park - Season 1
Right. from South Park - Season 1
Right. Animals are easier to shoot in the morning. from South Park - Season 1
Right. If they're so damn smart, how come they get caught in fishing nets? from South Park - Season 1
Robert Smith is the greatest person ever! from South Park - Season 1
Robert Smith kicks ass! from South Park - Season 1
Robert Smith, hit her nose! Use robot punch. from South Park - Season 1
Robert Smith? Sweet! from South Park - Season 1
Sand. from South Park - Season 1
Satan must be defeated. Please help me train. from South Park - Season 1
Satan weighs in at 320 pounds, 4 ounces. from South Park - Season 1
Satan, what about your involvement in the Gulf War? from South Park - Season 1
Satan, what will the outcome of the fight be? from South Park - Season 1
Say hi to Damien. from South Park - Season 1
Say hi to Indian Companion, kids. from South Park - Season 1
Say something, Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
Say, honey, you look kind of different. from South Park - Season 1
Say, that sounds like a swell idea. from South Park - Season 1
Screw you guys! from South Park - Season 1
Screw you guys! Go to hell! from South Park - Season 1
Screw you, hippie! from South Park - Season 1
Screw you, hippie! from South Park - Season 1
Screw you, thief! from South Park - Season 1
Second verse, same as the first. from South Park - Season 1
See Canada's hottest stars in the HBC Movie of the Week. from South Park - Season 1
See ya, dude. from South Park - Season 1
See you later. from South Park - Season 1
See you Saturday, Jesus. Good luck. from South Park - Season 1
See? There is something funny going on. from South Park - Season 1
Seriously, I'm hungry. from South Park - Season 1
Seriously, just face it. I wrote a better paper than you. from South Park - Season 1
Seriously, you guys! from South Park - Season 1
Set, set... from South Park - Season 1
She beat us in the talent show all those years ago. from South Park - Season 1
She has killed thousands and will kill again. from South Park - Season 1
She hasn't mouthed off since. Thank you for the advice. from South Park - Season 1
She informed me that some of you might be watching Terrance and Phillip. from South Park - Season 1
She is "doe who cannot keep legs together." from South Park - Season 1
She learned of the Diamond of Pantheous... from South Park - Season 1
She really threw her voice with two dummies? from South Park - Season 1
She said that this show is naughty and might make you a potty mouth. from South Park - Season 1
She says she can't control it from South Park - Season 1
She was on Full House. from South Park - Season 1
She was second. from South Park - Season 1
She's a calculating, egotistical bitch. from South Park - Season 1
She's being a total bitch! from South Park - Season 1
She's close. Very close. I can feel her! from South Park - Season 1
She's fly at the sky. from South Park - Season 1
She's not coming. Let's look for the visitors. from South Park - Season 1
She's not having trouble finding food. from South Park - Season 1
She's pissed she got headgear. She takes it out on me. from South Park - Season 1
Shelly has a wire in her mouth and a metal plate on her back. from South Park - Season 1
Shelly has a wire in her mouth and a metal plate on her back. from South Park - Season 1
Shelly, you saved my life. And yet you've done so much more. from South Park - Season 1
Shouldn't we not get into cars with strangers? from South Park - Season 1
Shouldn't you be out shopping for my presents? from South Park - Season 1
Shows like that are called "toilet humor." from South Park - Season 1
Shut up, Cartman! from South Park - Season 1
Shut up, Cartman! from South Park - Season 1
Shut up, Cartman! from South Park - Season 1
Shut up, Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
Shut up, dude! Sparky, where'd you get that pink scarf? from South Park - Season 1
Shut up, you're being totally immature. from South Park - Season 1
Shut up. You're trying to scare me, and it's not working. from South Park - Season 1
Sick, dude. from South Park - Season 1
Sick! Shut up, dude! from South Park - Season 1
Since today is Halloween... from South Park - Season 1
Since today is Halloween... from South Park - Season 1
Since you're staying, I hope we can be friends from South Park - Season 1
Sir, if making mutant animals spliced with humans is crazy, then... from South Park - Season 1
Sit down back there! from South Park - Season 1
Skuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain... from South Park - Season 1
Snacky Cakes! from South Park - Season 1
Snap out of it, Jesus! from South Park - Season 1
So are you guys as anti Semitic as some might believe? from South Park - Season 1
So Barbra Streisand's found the other triangle, eh? from South Park - Season 1
So before we shoot, we have to say, "It's coming right for us!" from South Park - Season 1
So it is thou. Son of Lucifer! from South Park - Season 1
So it was written. The cycle of years brings the Son of Evil. from South Park - Season 1
So kids, be careful who you bed with. from South Park - Season 1
So long, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. from South Park - Season 1
So much for the cover of Guns & Ammo. from South Park - Season 1
So now sit back and enjoy "Matt's Mom is a Dirty Slut." from South Park - Season 1
So now, sit back, relax and enjoy "Death." from South Park - Season 1
So please call and adopt a child today. from South Park - Season 1
So remember, kids, dressing up like Hitler isn't cool. from South Park - Season 1
So sit back, relax and enjoy "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe." from South Park - Season 1
So sit back, relax and have a rootin' tootin' good time... from South Park - Season 1
So take special care to make him feel welcome. from South Park - Season 1
So then the necrophiliac says, "If this ain't a cadaver..." from South Park - Season 1
So these ancient arrowheads are buried deep in the earth. from South Park - Season 1
So what makes you think he should play Joseph? from South Park - Season 1
So you're all right? from South Park - Season 1
So you're going to have a substitute teacher. from South Park - Season 1
So your mom can put it on layaway and make payments. from South Park - Season 1
So, now sit back, relax and enjoy "Weight Gain 4000." from South Park - Season 1
So, Simon and Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television. from South Park - Season 1
So, what will you do when you hear a volcano erupting? from South Park - Season 1
So? from South Park - Season 1
So?! I'm a very famous and very important individual. from South Park - Season 1
Some of you know what it's like to be the new kid. from South Park - Season 1
Some say it's still crawling around to this day. from South Park - Season 1
Some things you kill, some things you don't, see? from South Park - Season 1
Somebody get me out of here! This sucks! from South Park - Season 1
Somebody once said, "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man." from South Park - Season 1
Somebody's baking brownies. from South Park - Season 1
Someday I'll be bigger than you. You'll wish you'd never done this. from South Park - Season 1
Someone bet on you. One person still has money on you. from South Park - Season 1
Someone coming. from South Park - Season 1
Someone coming. from South Park - Season 1
Someone coming. from South Park - Season 1
Someone's gotta pull that monkey out of her ass. from South Park - Season 1
Something went wrong, the turkeys broke free. from South Park - Season 1
Sometimes I sneak up to the fence and pretend I'm there. from South Park - Season 1
Sometimes we feel like an outsider. We create friends in our minds, m'kay? from South Park - Season 1
Son of a bitch! from South Park - Season 1
Son of a bitch! from South Park - Season 1
Son of God, I will smash thy face into small little bits. from South Park - Season 1
Son, no! from South Park - Season 1
Soon the Triangle of Zinthar will be mine. from South Park - Season 1
Sorry, but my point is, topical cream ain't gonna fix what's wrong here. from South Park - Season 1
Sorry, children. Let's run some plays. from South Park - Season 1
Sorry, I thought you were one of them. from South Park - Season 1
Sorry, son. Get your ass in there! from South Park - Season 1
Sorry, we just don't have any funds. Here, have a Teiko sports watch. from South Park - Season 1
Sorry, we're out of food. We ran out of funding. from South Park - Season 1
Sorry. from South Park - Season 1
South Park beats the spread! from South Park - Season 1
South Park is overrun with living dead. Haven't you noticed anything strange? from South Park - Season 1
South Park is saved! from South Park - Season 1
Sparky will kick his ass! from South Park - Season 1
Sparky, bad dog! from South Park - Season 1
Sparky, we got you a present. Why don't...? from South Park - Season 1
Sparky, where are you? Where could he be? from South Park - Season 1
Sparky! Hi, Sparky, how's it going? from South Park - Season 1
Sparky! Sparky! from South Park - Season 1
Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's homo dog! from South Park - Season 1
Speech! from South Park - Season 1
Sponsor now, and we'll send you a Teiko sports watch as a free gift. from South Park - Season 1
Stan didn't mention his dog is a gay homosexual. from South Park - Season 1
Stan steps back to pass... from South Park - Season 1
Stan, are you wearing a different hat? from South Park - Season 1
Stan, I can't do it alone. Please? from South Park - Season 1
Stan, I'm awful sorry you got dressed up like Raggedy Andy. Don't be mad. from South Park - Season 1
Stan, I'm not touching that one with a 20 foot pole. from South Park - Season 1
Stan, is that your dog? from South Park - Season 1
Stan, you need to do something about your friend. from South Park - Season 1
Stan? How would you like to go home and meet your sister? from South Park - Season 1
Stan? Stan? from South Park - Season 1
Stan's dog's a homo! Stan's dog's a homo! from South Park - Season 1
Stan's grandpa wants to die... from South Park - Season 1
Stand forth! Pull up flank! Look out for Charlies in trees! from South Park - Season 1
Stanley might lead our team to victory for the first time in decades. from South Park - Season 1
Stanley, gay people... Well, gay people are evil. from South Park - Season 1
Stanley, we just heard that your little friend Kenny... from South Park - Season 1
Stanley, you arrived late. Where were you that whole time? from South Park - Season 1
Starvin' Marvin from South Park - Season 1
Stay away from my man, bitch... from South Park - Season 1
Stay close, children. from South Park - Season 1
Step aboard, Stanley. from South Park - Season 1
Stop defending your girlfriend for writing about stupid fish. from South Park - Season 1
Stop fighting! from South Park - Season 1
Stop filling him with queer Ioving propaganda. from South Park - Season 1
Stop that! from South Park - Season 1
Stop this. You're killing me! from South Park - Season 1
Stop wasting Mr. Hat's time with little problems and give me back my cocoa! from South Park - Season 1
Stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world.. from South Park - Season 1
Stop, drop and roll, Ned! from South Park - Season 1
Stop! from South Park - Season 1
Stop! from South Park - Season 1
Stupid puppet. from South Park - Season 1
Stupid wop dago. from South Park - Season 1
Suddenly, daughter hears a noise. It's a volcano. from South Park - Season 1
Sure they would, if you get them in the mood. from South Park - Season 1
Sure, I will, Grandpa. I will. from South Park - Season 1
Sure, you guys, whatever. from South Park - Season 1
Sure. from South Park - Season 1
Sweet, check me out. I'm such a beefcake I can't get through the door. from South Park - Season 1
Sweet, the Red Cross. from South Park - Season 1
Sweet! I'll be rich! from South Park - Season 1
Sweet. from South Park - Season 1
Sweet. from South Park - Season 1
Sweet. This is like the gun I used in Nam. from South Park - Season 1
Symptoms include a complete loss of heart functions... from South Park - Season 1
Take a bow, Mr. Marsh. from South Park - Season 1
Take a look for yourself. from South Park - Season 1
Take five. Let's set up for the next shot. from South Park - Season 1
Take that, you stupid Indian! from South Park - Season 1
Take your seat. from South Park - Season 1
Ted, we've got a major crisis here. from South Park - Season 1
Television? from South Park - Season 1
Tell Kyle he's a goddamn son of a bitch! from South Park - Season 1
Tell little Gregory that cheating is lying, and lying is wrong. from South Park - Season 1
Tell me, have you seen anything odd lately? from South Park - Season 1
Tell them there are gay animals here who need homes desperately. from South Park - Season 1
Tell us a little about yourselves. from South Park - Season 1
Tell us about this episode. from South Park - Season 1
Terrance and Phillip is a show the boys watch. from South Park - Season 1
Terrance and Phillip? So that show is to blame. from South Park - Season 1
Terrance, I know the class can hardly wait to see yours. from South Park - Season 1
Terrance, looks like a good place to start a colony. from South Park - Season 1
Terrance, what color is the wind? from South Park - Season 1
Terrance. Phillip. In the harrowing made for TV drama... from South Park - Season 1
Thank Buddha I found you. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you for your faith... from South Park - Season 1
Thank you so much for bringing everybody here. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you very much, Kenny. This is a very scrumptious Iooking sausage. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you very much. You can pick him up tonight. Bye. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, and goodbye. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Chef, for that heartwarming song. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Chef! from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Elton. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Eric, but the assignment was on Asian cultures. D minus. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Eric. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Eric. You are a perfect gentleman. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Miss Streisand! from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Miss Yothers. Okay... from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Mr. Mayor. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Polly Prissypants. How nice of you. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Polly Prissypants. You are my best friend. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, sweet Jesus, for showing us the light! from South Park - Season 1
Thank you. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you. I love you all. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you. I'm sure I'll be fine. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you. If there are any questions... from South Park - Season 1
Thank you. What do you think about me, Clyde Frog? from South Park - Season 1
Thanks from South Park - Season 1
Thanks a lot, you ruined my Halloween. from South Park - Season 1
Thanks for burning everything, you little bitch. from South Park - Season 1
Thanks for everything, Big Gay Al. from South Park - Season 1
Thanks to genetic engineering, there will be an end... from South Park - Season 1
Thanks, Mrs. Kimball. Thanks for getting Mr. Garrison back. from South Park - Season 1
Thanks, Tom. More than half the townspeople... from South Park - Season 1
Thanks. from South Park - Season 1
That "kick the baby" game looks fun. Have you played it personally? from South Park - Season 1
That could be a hundred kids in this town, mister. from South Park - Season 1
That does it, no more Mr. Nice Protesters. from South Park - Season 1
That does it! from South Park - Season 1
That does it! I'm going straight to the mayor about you! from South Park - Season 1
That does it. Screw you guys, I'm going home. from South Park - Season 1
That does it. You're going in the dresser drawer, Mr. Hat. from South Park - Season 1
That football is like making love to a really beautiful woman. from South Park - Season 1
That guy is a jerk. from South Park - Season 1
That has got to be the most ridiculous load of pig crap I have ever seen! from South Park - Season 1
That hurts, you butt licker! from South Park - Season 1
That is great. My name is Mrs. Jones. I am a very friendly, nice person. from South Park - Season 1
That is so lame! from South Park - Season 1
That is the silliest thing I've ever heard. from South Park - Season 1
That isn't a very romantic story, Mom. from South Park - Season 1
That isn't all, mayor. The school play is doing a Nativity scene. from South Park - Season 1
That lava's coming right for us! from South Park - Season 1
That little bastard has the triangle, Milo. from South Park - Season 1
That looks nice on you. The lacquered black matches your eyes. from South Park - Season 1
That makes him as heavy as Sally Struthers. from South Park - Season 1
That means MacGyver's real too. from South Park - Season 1
That means that the Mega Man Beach House... from South Park - Season 1
That might do quite nicely. Thank you, Officer Barbrady. from South Park - Season 1
That show is bad, Mr. Garrison. That's right, Mr. Hat. from South Park - Season 1
That show's for babies. It's so stupid from South Park - Season 1
That substitute won't stop until she takes everything from me. from South Park - Season 1
That sucks, dude! from South Park - Season 1
That was a good practice, children. We'll see you here tomorrow. from South Park - Season 1
That was a hoot and a holler! Did you like that, South Parketeers? from South Park - Season 1
That was a hoot and a holler. from South Park - Season 1
That was beautiful. from South Park - Season 1
That was easy from South Park - Season 1
That was enthralling. Could I get back to teaching? from South Park - Season 1
That was just a dream. And I'm not fat, I'm big boned! from South Park - Season 1
That was Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
That wasn't a dream. That happened. from South Park - Season 1
That'll do, pig. from South Park - Season 1
That's a bad Starvin' Marvin! from South Park - Season 1
That's a cesarean section. from South Park - Season 1
That's a good cookie. from South Park - Season 1
That's a hoot and a holler. from South Park - Season 1
That's a lovely dress you are wearing, Polly Prissypants. from South Park - Season 1
That's about the limit for our fishing permit. from South Park - Season 1
That's all for Jesus and Pals. Stay tuned for Marty's Movie Reviews. from South Park - Season 1
That's an even better idea. Come on in. from South Park - Season 1
That's because Yellow Mega Man is the cheapest and your family's poor. from South Park - Season 1
That's crap. Kyle's mom is a f* * *ing Jew. from South Park - Season 1
That's disgusting! from South Park - Season 1
That's enough Dickens for one day from South Park - Season 1
That's enough! from South Park - Season 1
That's from Tom in New Jersey. from South Park - Season 1
That's good, Billy, a little higher now. from South Park - Season 1
That's it, Sparky! Kick his ass! from South Park - Season 1
That's it! Party is over! from South Park - Season 1
That's it. Now you know how it feels to be Grandpa. from South Park - Season 1
That's just because you look like a total choad. from South Park - Season 1
That's my favorite kind of chili. from South Park - Season 1
That's my silly grandpa. from South Park - Season 1
That's not fair, goddamn it! from South Park - Season 1
That's not PC. You'll get us in trouble. from South Park - Season 1
That's okay. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. from South Park - Season 1
That's okay. You know what they say about women with moles on their necks. from South Park - Season 1
That's okay. You need to spend time with your friends. from South Park - Season 1
That's our right. Leave us alone. from South Park - Season 1
That's perfect. from South Park - Season 1
That's right, duck and cover. Looks like you got the idea. from South Park - Season 1
That's right, I don't think 8 year old kids drink beer. from South Park - Season 1
That's right, Jane. Duck and cover. from South Park - Season 1
That's right, Mr. Garrison, genetic engineering is an exciting new science. from South Park - Season 1
That's right, Mr. Garrison. from South Park - Season 1
That's right, Principal Victoria. It's okay with me because Eric is cool. from South Park - Season 1
That's right, South Parketeers. Being the new kid can be hard. from South Park - Season 1
That's right, you will. Move it povs, I'm an American! from South Park - Season 1
That's right! He's a black guy, isn't he? from South Park - Season 1
That's right. from South Park - Season 1
That's right. from South Park - Season 1
That's right. Are there any questions? Yes, Stanley? from South Park - Season 1
That's sick! from South Park - Season 1
That's the gayest dog I've ever seen. from South Park - Season 1
That's the third cow this month. from South Park - Season 1
That's the way we'll become perfect beings. Right, old Scratch? from South Park - Season 1
That's to be expected. We did major reconstruction... from South Park - Season 1
That's too bad. from South Park - Season 1
That's very nice, Mr. Chef. Now, if you're finished... from South Park - Season 1
That's what I taught Pip. Just look how much the other kids like him now. from South Park - Season 1
That's what you get for raising a pagan. from South Park - Season 1
That's when they put a metal hoop up your butt. from South Park - Season 1
That's why he smoked the Sodomies in France. from South Park - Season 1
That's why it's easy to ignore those commercials, but people on TV are real. from South Park - Season 1
That's why my mom got me a potbellied pig because its poop is small. from South Park - Season 1
That's wonderful, right, Mr. Hat? from South Park - Season 1
The 8 year old was very shocked... from South Park - Season 1
The answer is coming on an all new South Park in just four weeks. from South Park - Season 1
The award for worst costume this year goes to... from South Park - Season 1
The ball is snapped. Middle Park blitzes! from South Park - Season 1
The beauty of mother nature. from South Park - Season 1
The bitch must die! from South Park - Season 1
The boy will take his discovery home and perhaps donate it to science later. from South Park - Season 1
The bus sure is late. from South Park - Season 1
The bus will be here. Cartman's still gone. from South Park - Season 1
The Cows are being molested by Middle Park! from South Park - Season 1
The Cows are set to receive. There's the kick. from South Park - Season 1
The dawn of Zinthar is close at hand! from South Park - Season 1
The diamond was split up and buried. from South Park - Season 1
The diamond! She must be powerless. from South Park - Season 1
The die hard South Park parents... from South Park - Season 1
The digital sports watch is here! from South Park - Season 1
The father of Eric Cartman is indeed someone in this room. from South Park - Season 1
The final battle between good and evil, only on pay per view. from South Park - Season 1
The final score is Middle Park Cowboys, 73. South Park Cows, 6. from South Park - Season 1
The genetics ranch. To splice the pig's genes with my elephant. from South Park - Season 1
The good new is, I've talked to Principal Victoria... from South Park - Season 1
The grand prize this month will be for $ 1 0,000. from South Park - Season 1
The infection's fine. I don't need a checkup. from South Park - Season 1
The keepers of Pantheous learned of her wish. from South Park - Season 1
The last three are getting away! Shoot them! from South Park - Season 1
The lava's following the trench into the canyon. from South Park - Season 1
The little running back is down! I think he's... from South Park - Season 1
The Lord's angel came upon them, and they were afraid. He said: from South Park - Season 1
The mayor will divide it up amongst Kenny's family and other poor people. from South Park - Season 1
The missing children are trapped in the path of hot, nasty lava. from South Park - Season 1
The Nativity is what Christmas is about. If you remove Christ... from South Park - Season 1
The network is not taking us seriously. from South Park - Season 1
The only family we have is each other and old Scratch. from South Park - Season 1
The other dog's the one that's confused. from South Park - Season 1
The other kids have always hated you? from South Park - Season 1
The other triangle is the one Kyle has? from South Park - Season 1
The pinkeye has made you a little delirious. from South Park - Season 1
The pioneers met with the Indians... from South Park - Season 1
The plague of blight is upon thee! from South Park - Season 1
The planets revolve the right way. That candy is mine. from South Park - Season 1
The pov catches as many as he can. from South Park - Season 1
The presentation will be on television. from South Park - Season 1
The reason the parents of South Park are upset is because... from South Park - Season 1
The reason this episode is old Scratch's favorite... from South Park - Season 1
The reason this episode is our favorite is.. from South Park - Season 1
The reason you won't kill me... from South Park - Season 1
The results are in this envelope. from South Park - Season 1
The score's 7 0 Middle Park, with 1 4:57 remaining in the first. from South Park - Season 1
The second place award for best costume goes to... from South Park - Season 1
The set comes with everything seen here. from South Park - Season 1
The shark for the third act is in there. from South Park - Season 1
The Sidney Poitier in my hometown. from South Park - Season 1
The testing will cost a pretty penny. from South Park - Season 1
The truth is, until we have children, we won't know whether we'll kick them. from South Park - Season 1
The turkeys are growing exponentially. from South Park - Season 1
The visitors dropped you off just in time for school. from South Park - Season 1
The way I acted was wrong, and I've learned from it. from South Park - Season 1
The way is paved with gold for ye who seek truth... from South Park - Season 1
The white man has mocked my people long enough. Keep your mouths shut! from South Park - Season 1
The whole town is about to kill each other. from South Park - Season 1
The whole town is about to kill each other. from South Park - Season 1
The whole town wants me killed. Mom and Dad are gonna send me away. from South Park - Season 1
The winner is: from South Park - Season 1
The winner of the national Save Our Fragile Planet contest is: from South Park - Season 1
The worst part is, they're really pissed off. from South Park - Season 1
Then bulk up quick with Weight Gain 4000! from South Park - Season 1
Then from the East came the great white pioneers. from South Park - Season 1
Then I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight. from South Park - Season 1
Then I was on a table, and these scary aliens wanted to operate on me. from South Park - Season 1
Then I went on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye. from South Park - Season 1
Then I'm going to go with you, Terrance. from South Park - Season 1
Then it would bypass South Park completely. from South Park - Season 1
Then she threw her voice with two dummies at once. from South Park - Season 1
Then there won't be anyone to give us candy. from South Park - Season 1
Then use the Hankey stand to add eyes, mouth and hats. from South Park - Season 1
Then we could dress up in costumes and pretend we're getting married. from South Park - Season 1
Then you slept with my mom? from South Park - Season 1
Then you'll see why I can't be your dad. from South Park - Season 1
There has to be a Happy Burger around here. from South Park - Season 1
There have been a lot of advances in topical creams the last few years. from South Park - Season 1
There were shepherds abiding in the field, watching over their flock. from South Park - Season 1
There you are. Are you ready to go home now? from South Park - Season 1
There, you see? All of a sudden my costume is pretty bad ass. from South Park - Season 1
There's a big problem. Some new kid showed up... from South Park - Season 1
There's an 80 foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass! from South Park - Season 1
There's more to life than two men farting. from South Park - Season 1
There's no fireplace. We shouldn't be making love yet from South Park - Season 1
There's no **** in San Francisco, retard! from South Park - Season 1
There's no such thing as genetic clone... from South Park - Season 1
There's no such thing as UFOs. from South Park - Season 1
There's not many animals out today, Jimbo. from South Park - Season 1
There's nothing Christian either. This should be great. from South Park - Season 1
There's nothing funny going on. I'll get those cows back. from South Park - Season 1
There's nothing worse than getting drunk and waking up next to a pig. from South Park - Season 1
There's one. from South Park - Season 1
There's something more important now. from South Park - Season 1
There's something people have to understand. from South Park - Season 1
These are the turkeys I warned you about. from South Park - Season 1
These boys' minds have been tainted by the garbage on television... from South Park - Season 1
These bunny ears are tied on with strings! from South Park - Season 1
These children desperately need your support. from South Park - Season 1
These crop circles, when viewed from above, form strange patterns. from South Park - Season 1
These fudged up turkeys from the crustaceous era can take our lives... from South Park - Season 1
These look like his tracks. from South Park - Season 1
These people have been zombiefied. They got no feeling. I'll show you. from South Park - Season 1
These turkeys will continue to push... from South Park - Season 1
They accidentally sent him instead of the watch. from South Park - Season 1
They can find something new every time they watch. from South Park - Season 1
They did, huh? Aliens stuck stuff up your ass! from South Park - Season 1
They don't expand your minds. from South Park - Season 1
They don't think Skuzzlebutt's scary? from South Park - Season 1
They had more energy. from South Park - Season 1
They laughed hardest at our video. We're gonna win! from South Park - Season 1
They make fun of the fat boy too. from South Park - Season 1
They said it'd take 6 weeks, but it only took 3! from South Park - Season 1
They said we were "blasphemous" and "sacrilegious." from South Park - Season 1
They say that on quiet nights, you can hear him weaving his baskets. from South Park - Season 1
They say we can't shoot certain animals unless they pose a threat. from South Park - Season 1
They should, and decrease the population. from South Park - Season 1
They think she's innocent. She's an evil bitch. from South Park - Season 1
They were real. Sorry about your ass. from South Park - Season 1
They will. It's gonna be one ugly sight. from South Park - Season 1
They're all gay. from South Park - Season 1
They're all stupid anyway. Come on, guys, let's go. from South Park - Season 1
They're both drunk but won't have sex! from South Park - Season 1
They're so beautiful. from South Park - Season 1
This beast is a disgrace to genetic engineers everywhere. from South Park - Season 1
This call might be monitored to ensure quality service. How may I help you? from South Park - Season 1
This calls for some HJ 1 4. from South Park - Season 1
This computer can help you pick what kind of nose you want from South Park - Season 1
This could be such a wonderful play. I wish Kyle was here to see it. from South Park - Season 1
This could mean the visitors want to talk to us. from South Park - Season 1
This entire experiment is turning out very bad. from South Park - Season 1
This episode is "An Elephant Fucks a Pig." from South Park - Season 1
This episode is about a boy's search for his father. from South Park - Season 1
This episode is called "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut." It's our favorite. from South Park - Season 1
This episode is called "Weight Gain 4000." It's our favorite episode. from South Park - Season 1
This episode teaches racial tolerance... from South Park - Season 1
This graph shows everything from normal to bad. from South Park - Season 1
This has gone far enough. I won't drive until you tell me what this is about. from South Park - Season 1
This here's old Scratch. Say hi, old fella. from South Park - Season 1
This is a great way to experience America. from South Park - Season 1
This is all a mistake. This can't be happening. from South Park - Season 1
This is an all you can eat buffet. from South Park - Season 1
This is Anasazi writing! This must be thousands of years old. from South Park - Season 1
This is big! Johnson! Johnson, are you there? from South Park - Season 1
This is horrible. from South Park - Season 1
This is horrible. All of this because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
This is it. This one's for the game. Kick the baby. from South Park - Season 1
This is just a stupid triangle. from South Park - Season 1
This is our new Ethernopian: Starvin' Marvin. from South Park - Season 1
This is pretty f* * * * d up. from South Park - Season 1
This is Robert from Torrey Pines. I asked for advice on my ex wife. from South Park - Season 1
This is serious bullsh *t! from South Park - Season 1
This is sweet. Camera crews are setting up, and I look totally ripped. from South Park - Season 1
This is the most God awful piece of crap I've ever seen. from South Park - Season 1
This is the new retarded kid. from South Park - Season 1
This is the one time of year to care about people who can't eat. from South Park - Season 1
This is the story of South Park. from South Park - Season 1
This is the time of year you're supposed to share. from South Park - Season 1
This is what you eat before you eat to make you more hungry. from South Park - Season 1
This isn't happening. Everyone look away. Nothing to see here. from South Park - Season 1
This isn't unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time. from South Park - Season 1
This must be a pretty hard time of year for you. from South Park - Season 1
This must be it. from South Park - Season 1
This next episode is definitely our favorite. It's called "Death." from South Park - Season 1
This next episode is Trey and I's favorite: from South Park - Season 1
This one's yours, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
This rope will make sure they can't take you onboard again. from South Park - Season 1
This should just about wrap it up... Wait, what's this? from South Park - Season 1
This was the pilot, done before we had a series... from South Park - Season 1
This whole idea is stupid! from South Park - Season 1
Those are some pissed off turkeys. from South Park - Season 1
Those guys are totally scared. from South Park - Season 1
Thou must taketh me to Satan's seed... from South Park - Season 1
Though you, for some reason, found it necessary to take our son... from South Park - Season 1
Thought you could get away with it, Mr. Hat? from South Park - Season 1
Throughout history, there have always been very bad shows. from South Park - Season 1
Throw a punch. from South Park - Season 1
Tired of not getting chicks? Tired of being a 90 pound weakling? from South Park - Season 1
To fight this disease, all proceeds from this video go to pinkeye research. from South Park - Season 1
To hell with Kathie Lee Gifford! from South Park - Season 1
To hell with you both. from South Park - Season 1
To honor this special time of year, we'll be doing a canned food drive. from South Park - Season 1
Today, you fight for your city. from South Park - Season 1
Tom's Rhinoplasty from South Park - Season 1
Tonight is the Middle Park Cowboys against the South Park Cows. from South Park - Season 1
Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job... from South Park - Season 1
Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame. from South Park - Season 1
Too bad it's usually a dreidel or something lame. from South Park - Season 1
Toon Central is now under incredible pressure... from South Park - Season 1
Torture! from South Park - Season 1
Touchdown! from South Park - Season 1
Trey and I are right excited because this is our favorite episode from South Park - Season 1
Trey, it's okay. Go ahead and tell them. from South Park - Season 1
Trick or treat! from South Park - Season 1
Trick or treat. from South Park - Season 1
Trick or treat. from South Park - Season 1
Trick or... from South Park - Season 1
Try and stay positive. Stay away from drugs and alcohol. In the meantime... from South Park - Season 1
Tug a little harder, Billy. from South Park - Season 1
Turn him back. He has to buy the Yellow Mega Man. from South Park - Season 1
Two little hippies sitting in a tree from South Park - Season 1
UFOs? from South Park - Season 1
Uh oh, look out, it's the oppressors! from South Park - Season 1
Uncle Jimbo, Cartman's missing! from South Park - Season 1
Use family love as a weapon against her. from South Park - Season 1
Use lots of bug spray... from South Park - Season 1
Use the fat kid as bait to bring them back. from South Park - Season 1
Use those mouth muscles like the girls in Beijing from South Park - Season 1
Usually about 9:30 a.m., children. from South Park - Season 1
Usually they get canceled. from South Park - Season 1
Very wonderful woman. Both Trey and I really respect her work with Regis. from South Park - Season 1
Visitors, you took my brother. He's freckled and looks like a football. from South Park - Season 1
Wait a minute. I want to do something special for your party. from South Park - Season 1
Wait a minute. Saturday's my party! They can't have the fight on Saturday! from South Park - Season 1
Wait a minute. Wait. from South Park - Season 1
Wait till everyone sees my Chewbacca costume. They're gonna be so jealous. from South Park - Season 1
Wait till you see my Halloween costume. It kicks ass. from South Park - Season 1
Wait until she sees what a lesbian I am. from South Park - Season 1
Wait your turn, Clyde. from South Park - Season 1
Wait, I'm sorry. Was it the pagan remark? from South Park - Season 1
Wait, that thing landed on Kenny and they took him to the mortuary. from South Park - Season 1
Wait, there's a ram! from South Park - Season 1
Wait, wait, the pig just gave birth! It had a baby! from South Park - Season 1
Wait, wait, wait! Three, two and one. from South Park - Season 1
Wait, wait, wait. from South Park - Season 1
Wait, wait. Who is that? from South Park - Season 1
Wait, you guys, he's alive. from South Park - Season 1
Wait! I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. from South Park - Season 1
Wait! Where are you going, alien visitors? Come back! from South Park - Season 1
Wait. The president of the network is going to make a statement. from South Park - Season 1
Was it the ones with the big heads and black eyes? from South Park - Season 1
Watch what you say. You might be poor and hungry someday. from South Park - Season 1
We all put our life savings in this game! from South Park - Season 1
We are aware of your concerns, Chef, but... from South Park - Season 1
We are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. from South Park - Season 1
We are prepared to do the same. Ready? from South Park - Season 1
We are spreading the word to this establishment... from South Park - Season 1
We better come up with a backup plan. from South Park - Season 1
We can eat at Cartman's and see naughty pictures of his mom. from South Park - Season 1
We can make a little boat out of cardboard and pretend it's a cruise. from South Park - Season 1
We can make a mint killing this thing. from South Park - Season 1
We can make it in time for dinner. from South Park - Season 1
We can show everyone the spirit of Christmas. from South Park - Season 1
We can still get her! from South Park - Season 1
We can work on making you not gay together. Sparky? from South Park - Season 1
We can't do anything until we get them! from South Park - Season 1
We can't miss the apocalyptic battle. from South Park - Season 1
We can't sing songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus. from South Park - Season 1
We cannot have our children beating each other in front of Kathie Lee! from South Park - Season 1
We could go with something smaller, which would make you look like this: from South Park - Season 1
We could've won that talent show. from South Park - Season 1
We couldn't get enough sponsors, so we gotta pack it up. from South Park - Season 1
We created Kenny. If we wanna kill him, we can. from South Park - Season 1
We dig them up and find over 1 2 new arrowheads every month. from South Park - Season 1
We don't believe you won that contest fairly, fat boy. from South Park - Season 1
We don't care that someone's coming. Can't you say something else? from South Park - Season 1
We don't have a chance. from South Park - Season 1
We don't really care. We think she's a fu... from South Park - Season 1
We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people as much as anybody. from South Park - Season 1
We feel we owe it to our fans to put subliminal messages into each episode. from South Park - Season 1
We follow Barbra Streisand as she tries to take over the world. from South Park - Season 1
We found an Etheropian. Can we keep him? from South Park - Season 1
We got out of school from South Park - Season 1
We got out of school No more school today from South Park - Season 1
We got Terrance and Phillip canceled. from South Park - Season 1
We got tired of dancing, so we found a private spot. from South Park - Season 1
We have a celebrity judge, the star of Family Ties, Miss Tina Yothers. from South Park - Season 1
We have all sorts of gay animals here. Over here we have a gay lion. from South Park - Season 1
We have gay water buffalo. Here's a gaggle of gay gooses. from South Park - Season 1
We have great fans and great fan mail. from South Park - Season 1
We have little time. Have you seen Barbra Streisand? from South Park - Season 1
We have to at least see the weigh in. from South Park - Season 1
We have to find Mega Mans for Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
We have to find out if Cartman's pig is pregnant. from South Park - Season 1
We have to get the surgery again, Mr. Hat. I wanna be the old me again. from South Park - Season 1
We have to go practice. from South Park - Season 1
We have to go tell Santa Claus what we want. from South Park - Season 1
We have to say goodbye to South Park. from South Park - Season 1
We have to stop them, or they could destroy everything. Time is short. from South Park - Season 1
We have to stop this smut from airing. from South Park - Season 1
We have with us via satellite Eric Cartman from South Park... from South Park - Season 1
We hope you can come back to school soon. from South Park - Season 1
We interrupt this program to bring you loud static. from South Park - Season 1
We keep going until somebody falls. Last one standing gets the arrowhead. from South Park - Season 1
We love you too. from South Park - Season 1
We love you, Kathie Lee! from South Park - Season 1
We loved her acting. from South Park - Season 1
We might not know for a couple of days. from South Park - Season 1
We must take her back to Iraq! from South Park - Season 1
We need more than that. They'll come back in larger numbers. from South Park - Season 1
We need to boycott the entire network. All those in favor? from South Park - Season 1
We need to commit our friend Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
We should have the chef of the school sing and show our ethnic diversity. from South Park - Season 1
We should splice pigs with elephants, tomatoes with apples. from South Park - Season 1
We shouldn't have brought him here. from South Park - Season 1
We spent hours looking for that arm, but it was never found. from South Park - Season 1
We told you, dude. from South Park - Season 1
We told you. from South Park - Season 1
We used to freeze frame a lot of her acting on the VCR... from South Park - Season 1
We want it to go off when he hits the high F. from South Park - Season 1
We want more quality television like Full House. from South Park - Season 1
We want to put a trigger on that bomb... from South Park - Season 1
We wanted to do an episode on disease. Pinkeye was the right one. from South Park - Season 1
We were learning about how Yasmine Bleeth is dating Richard Grieco.. from South Park - Season 1
We were watching Terrance and Phillip and... from South Park - Season 1
We will all follow suit, one by one if that's what it takes. from South Park - Season 1
We will be taking Terrance and Phillip off the network... from South Park - Season 1
We will march to the network and protest until our demands are met. from South Park - Season 1
We will not let these corporate half wits ruin our children's minds. from South Park - Season 1
We won't hurt her. We need blood. from South Park - Season 1
We won't let our Thanksgiving be ruined by a bunch of turkeys. from South Park - Season 1
We'll be back to part 1 4 of Terrance & Phillip... from South Park - Season 1
We'll be drinking plenty on this trip. from South Park - Season 1
We'll be on the cover of Guns & Ammo. from South Park - Season 1
We'll be right back to Jesus and Pals after this. from South Park - Season 1
We'll catch you later, Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
We'll finish learning about singers of the baroque era. from South Park - Season 1
We'll get to the bottom of this at the morgue. from South Park - Season 1
We'll get you, you bitch. from South Park - Season 1
We'll hold them off. from South Park - Season 1
We'll just see about that! from South Park - Season 1
We'll meet back here in 1 5 minutes. Hurry. from South Park - Season 1
We'll never get candy if Kenny keeps eating people. from South Park - Season 1
We'll roshambo for it. I'll kick you in the nuts. Then you kick me. from South Park - Season 1
We're all big gay friends here. Would you like to live with us? from South Park - Season 1
We're all with you, Jesus. We put all our money on you. from South Park - Season 1
We're both firm believers in euthanasia. At a certain age... from South Park - Season 1
We're doomed! Goodbye, Mr. Hat. from South Park - Season 1
We're gonna miss Terrance and Phillip. I think I'm already having withdrawal. from South Park - Season 1
We're in the finals for America's Stupidest Home Videos. from South Park - Season 1
We're looking for a starving African child... from South Park - Season 1
We're looking for a starving Ethiopian boy... from South Park - Season 1
We're losing him. from South Park - Season 1
We're not watching Terrance and Phillip, I swear from South Park - Season 1
We're ready to see your science project. from South Park - Season 1
We're right excited about this next episode because it's our favorite one. from South Park - Season 1
We're running out of friends. from South Park - Season 1
We're splicing Fluffy and my elephant together. from South Park - Season 1
We're sure to win, Cartman. Then you'll get your DNA money. from South Park - Season 1
We're terribly sorry about the mix up. We'll get you home immediately. from South Park - Season 1
We've got to do something, children! from South Park - Season 1
We've got to learn that. from South Park - Season 1
We've got to turn this place around. Take down anything that's offensive... from South Park - Season 1
We've saved Thanksgiving. from South Park - Season 1
We've seen that America is preoccupied with gayness. from South Park - Season 1
Weak! from South Park - Season 1
Weak! She only likes lesbians? from South Park - Season 1
Weeks after the devastating attack of mutant beasts, zombies and turkeys... from South Park - Season 1
Weight Gain 4000 from South Park - Season 1
Welcome aboard the Big Gay Boat Ride! from South Park - Season 1
Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. from South Park - Season 1
Welcome to the Worcestershire hotline. from South Park - Season 1
Welcome, Bebe. Presents go to your left. from South Park - Season 1
Welcome, Clyde. Presents on the table to your left. from South Park - Season 1
Well, boys, I'm sorry I got you all killed. from South Park - Season 1
Well, Evel Knievel, why don't you jump over them with your rocket cycle? from South Park - Season 1
Well, go right ahead, Officer Barbrady. from South Park - Season 1
Well, hell, you know what I mean! from South Park - Season 1
Well, how about we make you a new costume? Let's see now... from South Park - Season 1
Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed, in the dark... from South Park - Season 1
Well, I guess you win. from South Park - Season 1
Well, I think I'II... from South Park - Season 1
Well, I was standing out in a field. from South Park - Season 1
Well, I'll be a teenage girl at an Aerosmith concert from South Park - Season 1
Well, I'm no biologist... from South Park - Season 1
Well, I've got a long night ahead of me. from South Park - Season 1
Well, it was the mortician and his assistant at the morgue. from South Park - Season 1
Well, Jesus, I definitely learned my lesson. from South Park - Season 1
Well, Kyle, no! You hear me? You go to hell! from South Park - Season 1
Well, let's go eat that candy. from South Park - Season 1
Well, let's let him drain from South Park - Season 1
Well, maybe that's it from South Park - Season 1
Well, Mr. Garrison, how is the little play going? from South Park - Season 1
Well, nice party, see you later. from South Park - Season 1
Well, not if it's Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
Well, old Kyle's gonna be locked up for a while. Get used to it. from South Park - Season 1
Well, screw you too! from South Park - Season 1
Well, see you guys. I'm gonna go play in my back yard. from South Park - Season 1
Well, shucks, if I weren't real, could I sing this jolly Christmas song? from South Park - Season 1
Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie. Two A+ students in a cloning war. from South Park - Season 1
Well, that does sound pretty good. from South Park - Season 1
Well, three times bigger than Frank Gifford's, anyway. from South Park - Season 1
Well, we always kidnap Middle Park's mascot. from South Park - Season 1
Well, we owe everything to this friendly yet misunderstood creature. from South Park - Season 1
Well, we're sorry we jumped to conclusions. from South Park - Season 1
Well, yes, I suppose you could. from South Park - Season 1
Well, you certainly tried to put one over on us, boy howdy. from South Park - Season 1
Well, you see, Eric... from South Park - Season 1
Well, you'll be minding your business and they'll come marching in... from South Park - Season 1
Well, you're all a bunch of f* * * * * g a * * * * * * s. from South Park - Season 1
Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume. from South Park - Season 1
Wendy, I know I wished you were dead. from South Park - Season 1
Wendy, look! from South Park - Season 1
Wendy, we just got a call in the office. Your grandma just died from South Park - Season 1
Wendy, you need to stop with this jealousy thing. from South Park - Season 1
Wendy, you were supposed to get me the Mega Power Chopper. from South Park - Season 1
Wendy, you wore black leather too from South Park - Season 1
Wendy? from South Park - Season 1
What a beautiful morning for fishing. There's a fish! from South Park - Season 1
What a bitch! from South Park - Season 1
What a delightful scarf! Thank you, Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
What a splendid party. from South Park - Season 1
What about not holding anything against the winner? from South Park - Season 1
What am I gonna do? My brother has been abducted by aliens. from South Park - Season 1
What am I supposed to do? from South Park - Season 1
What are they talking about? from South Park - Season 1
What are we gonna do? from South Park - Season 1
What are we waiting for? from South Park - Season 1
What are you doing eating Salisbury steak? from South Park - Season 1
What are you doing to prepare for this catastrophe? from South Park - Season 1
What are you doing? from South Park - Season 1
What are you talking about? You're not making any sense! from South Park - Season 1
What could it be? from South Park - Season 1
What crawls up your leg and bites the inside of your ass? from South Park - Season 1
What did he say? from South Park - Season 1
What did you say?! from South Park - Season 1
What do you have to say about this outcome? from South Park - Season 1
What do you mean? Have you seen Step by Step? from South Park - Season 1
What do you want to tell the world about this stunning almost victory? from South Park - Season 1
What do you want? This is how it happened. from South Park - Season 1
What does this mean to the town? from South Park - Season 1
What happened? Stan? from South Park - Season 1
What has our youth come to? from South Park - Season 1
What have I said? from South Park - Season 1
What headgear? from South Park - Season 1
What if he really wants to die, and he's just asking for help? from South Park - Season 1
What in God's name have you been doing? from South Park - Season 1
What is he talking about? from South Park - Season 1
What is it? Did you break something? from South Park - Season 1
What is sick and wrong about two beings sharing the most intimate of moments? from South Park - Season 1
What is that? from South Park - Season 1
What is this trench doing here?! We can't get across! from South Park - Season 1
What is wrong with you? Haven't you noticed the snow on the ground? from South Park - Season 1
What kind of a name is Pip? from South Park - Season 1
What kind of stuff do you get in the mail from fans in general? from South Park - Season 1
What moment is that? from South Park - Season 1
What should we do with him? from South Park - Season 1
What should you do if a volcano erupts near you or your family? from South Park - Season 1
What sucks is now we have to watch Bob Saget. from South Park - Season 1
What the heck is this? from South Park - Season 1
What the hell are you doing? This is horribly wrong from South Park - Season 1
What the hell are you talking about? I am not gay! from South Park - Season 1
What the hell do you mean, "if"? from South Park - Season 1
What the hell do you want? from South Park - Season 1
What the hell has gotten into you? You have got severe lunchroom duty! from South Park - Season 1
What the hell is going on? from South Park - Season 1
What the hell is this? from South Park - Season 1
What the hell? from South Park - Season 1
What the hell? He didn't sing the high F. from South Park - Season 1
What the hell. from South Park - Season 1
What the hell's going on? from South Park - Season 1
What the...? from South Park - Season 1
What the...? from South Park - Season 1
What the...? I tell you, there's crazy stuff going on in this town. from South Park - Season 1
What was that for? from South Park - Season 1
What would Nancy Kerrigan do? Not give up. from South Park - Season 1
What would you know? You never get higher than a D! from South Park - Season 1
What you need to do, Damien, is to be overly nice. from South Park - Season 1
What? from South Park - Season 1
What? from South Park - Season 1
What? from South Park - Season 1
What? But she looks just like everybody else. Up yours, Tina Yothers! from South Park - Season 1
What? How do you know she has a cat? from South Park - Season 1
What? Me? from South Park - Season 1
What? No! Did I? from South Park - Season 1
What? Son of a bitch! from South Park - Season 1
What? Who the hell did that to my mom at the Drunken Barn Dance? from South Park - Season 1
What? You mean the teacher? Wait a minute. from South Park - Season 1
What? You won't get away with this! from South Park - Season 1
What?! from South Park - Season 1
What?! from South Park - Season 1
What's a dildo, Kenny? from South Park - Season 1
What's going on? Are you on drugs? from South Park - Season 1
What's happening, Indian Companion? Someone coming? from South Park - Season 1
What's next, meatloaf? from South Park - Season 1
What's that elephant doing? from South Park - Season 1
What's that noise? from South Park - Season 1
What's that? from South Park - Season 1
What's that? from South Park - Season 1
What's the idea of having your mom call all our moms? from South Park - Season 1
What's the matter, Leonard Maltin? from South Park - Season 1
What's this thing supposed to be? It doesn't look like anything. from South Park - Season 1
What's up, homeys? from South Park - Season 1
What's wrong with you? Can't you have a little alcohol? from South Park - Season 1
What's wrong, Stan? You seem down. from South Park - Season 1
What's your name, dude? from South Park - Season 1
Whatever word you use, it represents one thing: from South Park - Season 1
When Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving special... from South Park - Season 1
When I wrote the following pages, or rather the bulk of them... from South Park - Season 1
When is this gonna be on the air? from South Park - Season 1
When it looked the darkest, she fought to be the best. from South Park - Season 1
When the forces of evil descend, we conquer them by sticking together. from South Park - Season 1
When they cut up a chick's stomach to get a baby out? from South Park - Season 1
When you see Shelly, kick her ass. Shelly very bad! from South Park - Season 1
When's the last time you changed your socks? from South Park - Season 1
Where did he leave off? from South Park - Season 1
Where do you keep getting this? No pink bandanna. Bad dog! from South Park - Season 1
Where exactly does the canyon go? from South Park - Season 1
Where is Chief Running...? I mean Dad, now? from South Park - Season 1
Where is Kyle? We don't have all night. from South Park - Season 1
Where is she? from South Park - Season 1
Where the hell have you been? from South Park - Season 1
Where's he going? from South Park - Season 1
Where's Kyle? from South Park - Season 1
Where's Mr. Hankey? from South Park - Season 1
Where's the bus? We'll be late for practice from South Park - Season 1
Where's this amazing thing you were gonna show us? from South Park - Season 1
Which is silly. If an elephant was on a pig... from South Park - Season 1
Which is what Clyde will be getting me. from South Park - Season 1
Which song? from South Park - Season 1
While shooting My Fair Lady, Barbra found one triangle. from South Park - Season 1
Who cares? Now, kids, what's say we give it our South Park best! from South Park - Season 1
Who decided it had to be on Saturday? This is a plot against me, isn't it? from South Park - Season 1
Who do you think was the one person that bet on Jesus to win? from South Park - Season 1
Who is that? from South Park - Season 1
Who is the boy I saw on the news report tonight? from South Park - Season 1
Who let these flies in here? Hasn't anybody heard of insect repellent? from South Park - Season 1
Who put his hoo hoo dilly in your cha cha? from South Park - Season 1
Who said that? from South Park - Season 1
Who said that? from South Park - Season 1
Who was the first one to come in here sick? from South Park - Season 1
Who was the first one to come in here sick? from South Park - Season 1
Who will win? Jesus or the Prince of Darkness? from South Park - Season 1
Whoa, dude! from South Park - Season 1
Whoa! Hey, wait, wait! from South Park - Season 1
Why are you looking at me like that? from South Park - Season 1
Why bad? from South Park - Season 1
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. from South Park - Season 1
Why do they like Kenny so much? Doesn't he like me? from South Park - Season 1
Why do you care? from South Park - Season 1
Why do you keep killing Kenny? What did he do to you? from South Park - Season 1
Why does Kenny die so often and so horribly? from South Park - Season 1
Why don't we all sit back, get a little rowdy... from South Park - Season 1
Why don't we go watch those porno movie thingies? from South Park - Season 1
Why don't you get some rest? I'll check on you a little later. from South Park - Season 1
Why don't you go over and kick him in the balls? Grizzly bears like that. from South Park - Season 1
Why don't you go to San Francisco with the other ****? from South Park - Season 1
Why don't you go to San Francisco with the other ****? from South Park - Season 1
Why have we been driving around all day when there's a plan B? from South Park - Season 1
Why is it that everything today has involved things... from South Park - Season 1
Why is that ******* kid playing quarterback? from South Park - Season 1
Why is that ******* kid playing quarterback? from South Park - Season 1
Why is your family poor? Is your dad an alcoholic too? from South Park - Season 1
Why the hell would you dress like Evel Knievel? I hope you are... from South Park - Season 1
Why won't anybody talk about this? from South Park - Season 1
Why, hello there. I don't think I've seen you around before. from South Park - Season 1
Why, it's a dead animal. Thank you, Wendy. from South Park - Season 1
Why, thank you, Kenny. How nice of you. from South Park - Season 1
Why, thank you, Peter Panda. It's a distinctive Earl Grey. from South Park - Season 1
Why? What's the point? from South Park - Season 1
Will they eventually run out, like a video game? from South Park - Season 1
Winner by knockout... from South Park - Season 1
With a minute left in the half... from South Park - Season 1
With a report, a midget in a bikini. from South Park - Season 1
With my new friend, Big Gay Al. from South Park - Season 1
Women don't get pregnant from tongue kissing, children. from South Park - Season 1
Won't your grandpa be there? from South Park - Season 1
Worse yet, the stomach flu that is going around is... from South Park - Season 1
Would that be fair to the other children? from South Park - Season 1
Would this be for hunting, protection or other? from South Park - Season 1
Would you agree this episode confirms Matt and Trey are sick weirdoes? from South Park - Season 1
Would you get down to business so we can find Ike? from South Park - Season 1
Would you like more tea, Polly Prissypants? from South Park - Season 1
Would you shut up? Nobody gives a rat's ass! from South Park - Season 1
Would you stop going on about your brother? from South Park - Season 1
Wow, I guess Death was just coming after Kenny the whole time. from South Park - Season 1
Wow, I knew I would win. from South Park - Season 1
Wow, Mr. Hat. Looks like we might win. from South Park - Season 1
Wow, poor Kenny. from South Park - Season 1
Wow, she's pretty. from South Park - Season 1
Wow, that'd be cool! from South Park - Season 1
Wow, that's a pretty good nose job. What do you think, Mr. Hat? from South Park - Season 1
Wow, the animals are really happy. from South Park - Season 1
Wow, to think all this time I'm actually a naive American. from South Park - Season 1
Wow, what incredible irony. from South Park - Season 1
Wow! Wendy looks like that chick from Grease, Elton John. from South Park - Season 1
Wow. That's pretty heavy. from South Park - Season 1
Wow. You said a mouthful. from South Park - Season 1
Wrong! We've already got our human clone under way from South Park - Season 1
Y'all sit back and have a rootin' tootin' good time... from South Park - Season 1
Yea, believe in me and ye shall find peace. First caller? from South Park - Season 1
Yea. Many of you are seeking answers and I am the way for you, my children. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, all right! from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, beep like a Jeep. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, but pigs aren't smart like elephants. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, dude, it looks riveting. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, fat boy saw it. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, Frank? It's Randy. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, granola pisses me off. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, I do. Pop Tarts are frosted. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, I know what you mean. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, I only weigh 90 pounds. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have pinkeye. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, it sucks. I have to know who my father is, I just have to. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, it's almost like something funny's going on from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, it's smoking. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, like assisted suicide. What about that? from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, maybe you should take him to a Barbra Streisand concert. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, right from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, right! You'll go watch TV and eat Cheesy Poofs, ass master. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, something feels unfinished. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, that'd be cool! from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, that's it, Kenny. You can't trick or treat with us anymore. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, that's what Kyle's little brother is, all right. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, they're almost as big as his mom's! from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, this is the third day in a row. I wonder what's wrong. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, we'll show them. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, whatever. But the mayor called and asked me to sing at the ceremony. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, when two women are involved. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, you're strong and smart. Everybody likes you. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah. We wanna crossbreed an elephant with a pig. from South Park - Season 1
Yes indeedy. from South Park - Season 1
Yes, and I may have made a horrible mistake. from South Park - Season 1
Yes, but I want to see if you're learning anything. from South Park - Season 1
Yes, he's been decapitated! from South Park - Season 1
Yes, Kenny, what is it? from South Park - Season 1
Yes, ma'am. from South Park - Season 1
Yes, we have, Dad. My very own human clone. from South Park - Season 1
Yes, you do, you little pecker! from South Park - Season 1
Yes! from South Park - Season 1
Yes! And we can have the children of South Park put on a play. from South Park - Season 1
Yes? from South Park - Season 1
Yes. I made Trey from splicing a tomato and a flounder. from South Park - Season 1
Yes. You see, that triangle is part of my kidney dialysis machine. from South Park - Season 1
You are not to watch that show anymore. from South Park - Season 1
You are one of the coolest people in the world, and you are not fat. from South Park - Season 1
You are really reaching right now. from South Park - Season 1
You are the ******* community. from South Park - Season 1
You are tough and handsome. from South Park - Season 1
You bastards, this isn't over! Wait until tomorrow! from South Park - Season 1
You better let me take that, Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
You boys get first prize. from South Park - Season 1
You boys watch The X Files too much. from South Park - Season 1
You can believe in him now. from South Park - Season 1
You can eat all you want for $6.99. That's why we all come on Tuesdays. from South Park - Season 1
You can edit this, right? Ready? Three, two, one. from South Park - Season 1
You can have an eensy weensy bit, can't you? from South Park - Season 1
You can reach your goals. I'm living proof. from South Park - Season 1
You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. from South Park - Season 1
You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. from South Park - Season 1
You can say that again. from South Park - Season 1
You can see him? I'm not crazy? from South Park - Season 1
You can splice DNA from some animals and make them better. from South Park - Season 1
You can try. from South Park - Season 1
You can't always score, but when you do... from South Park - Season 1
You can't kill my grandpa, he's already passed on. from South Park - Season 1
You can't scare me. You're making it all up. from South Park - Season 1
You can't. Poor Ike must be so scared, up there all alone. Help me. from South Park - Season 1
You changed your bet. You forsaked me too. from South Park - Season 1
You could splice elephant genes with a dog or cat or potbellied pig genes. from South Park - Season 1
You could use this for your science fair projects next month. from South Park - Season 1
You could wind up a hideous creature, forced to live in the sewers... from South Park - Season 1
You cows can't get on this train. This is a people train. from South Park - Season 1
You cows have no business on a people train, all right? You're cows. from South Park - Season 1
You did, Jesus. from South Park - Season 1
You don't deserve to win, Cartman, and you know it! from South Park - Season 1
You don't see that every day. from South Park - Season 1
You don't! Leave Fluffy out of this! from South Park - Season 1
You enjoy the show even though it isn't based in reality. from South Park - Season 1
You farted! Oh, my! from South Park - Season 1
You farted. from South Park - Season 1
You farted. from South Park - Season 1
You fight for your honor. from South Park - Season 1
You fired Johnson. I'm his replacement, Ted from South Park - Season 1
You fools have no idea the powers you're meddling with. from South Park - Season 1
You get your butt kicked by a girl. from South Park - Season 1
You go first, Bebe. from South Park - Season 1
You go to hell and you die! You'll have to take your seat. from South Park - Season 1
You got in trouble. You got in trouble. from South Park - Season 1
You got it. from South Park - Season 1
You got together with my mom at the Drunken Barn Dance. from South Park - Season 1
You gotta get over this jealousy thing. from South Park - Season 1
You guys are going a long way to try and scare me. from South Park - Season 1
You guys, get me down from here! from South Park - Season 1
You guys, guess what? from South Park - Season 1
You guys, I am seriously getting pissed off right now. from South Park - Season 1
You guys, I know a scary story. from South Park - Season 1
You guys, it's just me! from South Park - Season 1
You guys, look. from South Park - Season 1
You guys, Sally Struthers is holding food from us! from South Park - Season 1
You guys, this works pretty good right now. from South Park - Season 1
You had waffles for breakfast. from South Park - Season 1
You have a choice in Worcestershire sauces. We... from South Park - Season 1
You have to stop this bus! from South Park - Season 1
You have to take the special ed bus! from South Park - Season 1
You hear? We'll be rich! from South Park - Season 1
You jerk! You were trying to kill Grandpa. from South Park - Season 1
You just came from the bathroom from South Park - Season 1
You just can't kill anything. from South Park - Season 1
You kissed her with your tongue. from South Park - Season 1
You know something, pal? You smell an awful lot like flowers. from South Park - Season 1
You know what I'm saying, G? Check you later. I'm gonna go chill with my dad. from South Park - Season 1
You know what they say about women with one arm longer than the other. from South Park - Season 1
You know what they say. You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. from South Park - Season 1
You know what you f* * *ing like? You like to f* * *! from South Park - Season 1
You know what? Never mind. I don't need to know all this. from South Park - Season 1
You know, Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman. from South Park - Season 1
You made it this way. from South Park - Season 1
You mean this one? He's my new pet elephant from South Park - Season 1
You mean, are we gay? from South Park - Season 1
You mean, like, "the" Barbra Streisand? from South Park - Season 1
You might visit the genetic engineering ranch outside of town for help. from South Park - Season 1
You might want to review the essays. We think Cartman cheated. from South Park - Season 1
You must be some kind of f* * * to ignore a crying child! from South Park - Season 1
You need all three or it won't work. from South Park - Season 1
You need to kick more ass to beat the Cowboys. from South Park - Season 1
You need to lay off the cough syrup. Seriously. I'm worried about you. from South Park - Season 1
You need to leave Mommy alone. from South Park - Season 1
You need to make sure you do not just go out... from South Park - Season 1
You need to set the mood. Let me show you boys what I'm talking about. from South Park - Season 1
You nut. You just caught us doing what we love to do most... from South Park - Season 1
You of all people should be sympathetic. from South Park - Season 1
You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas... from South Park - Season 1
You said beating the spread was a sure thing! from South Park - Season 1
You scrawny assed sh * *! What the f* * * is wrong with you? from South Park - Season 1
You see me block that defense today? I was kicking ass. from South Park - Season 1
You see that, Stan? Now, that is a dirty little bastard. from South Park - Season 1
You see, Mr. Hat, we don't have to kill her. We can upstage her. from South Park - Season 1
You see, Starvin' Marvin, these are called appetizers. from South Park - Season 1
You see, when Jackie Collins first wrote her novel... from South Park - Season 1
You send money, and they write you a letter. from South Park - Season 1
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. from South Park - Season 1
You should be able to, you know, by people you love. from South Park - Season 1
You should be enlightening your mind with more intelligent entertainment. from South Park - Season 1
You should be wearing socks to sleep. You'll catch a cold. from South Park - Season 1
You should have seen her nose. It's big enough to land planes on. from South Park - Season 1
You should speak to the counselor. He helps me. from South Park - Season 1
You shouldn't be so upset. I know it's hard, but they'll accept you someday. from South Park - Season 1
You shouldn't have done that! from South Park - Season 1
You shouldn't have written about dolphins. Dolphins are stupid. from South Park - Season 1
You sick bastard! from South Park - Season 1
You smell like a fart, new kid. from South Park - Season 1
You talking to me? I don't like this one either. from South Park - Season 1
You talking to me? You talking to me? from South Park - Season 1
You talking to me?! from South Park - Season 1
You taught me the meaning of family. Families don't get along. from South Park - Season 1
You threw it away. It's mine. from South Park - Season 1
You tore up my entire gun shop! You better have a good explanation for this! from South Park - Season 1
You trying to kill me? from South Park - Season 1
You want to be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. from South Park - Season 1
You were with my mother at the Drunken Barn Dance. from South Park - Season 1
You will? Wow, you guys are the best. from South Park - Season 1
You won't get away with this, you bastards! from South Park - Season 1
You won't ride on Santa's sleigh, because you're a Jew. from South Park - Season 1
You write alien encounter material with a certain knowledge. from South Park - Season 1
You'd better get my stylist too. Don't worry, things are under control. from South Park - Season 1
You'll be sorry when I ride on Santa's sleigh with Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
You'll be sorry when I ride on Santa's sleigh with Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
You'll love this next episode. It's our favorite. "Tom's Rhinoplasty." from South Park - Season 1
You'll love this next one, it's our favorite. from South Park - Season 1
You'll never be bigger than me, Stan. Never! from South Park - Season 1
You're a dead man, Jimbo! from South Park - Season 1
You're about to see what it's like to be as old as me. Are you ready? from South Park - Season 1
You're all a bunch of Judases. from South Park - Season 1
You're famous and important, but you don't know John Elway? from South Park - Season 1
You're gonna have to do it. from South Park - Season 1
You're gonna kick his ass, Jesus. from South Park - Season 1
You're lucky you missed Kathie Lee and that nobody got hurt. from South Park - Season 1
You're not gonna lay that Channukah crap on me, are you? from South Park - Season 1
You're not using Fluffy's blood! I'll kick you in the nuts! from South Park - Season 1
You're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay? from South Park - Season 1
You're one screwed up little kid. You understand? from South Park - Season 1
You're out! from South Park - Season 1
You're right, Stan. Thank you, boys. from South Park - Season 1
You're right. from South Park - Season 1
You're right. Come on, Stan. We have to get Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
You're right. You gonna eat your cobbler? from South Park - Season 1
You're smart, Uncle Jimbo. from South Park - Season 1
You're so immature! Act like 8 year olds. from South Park - Season 1
You're so obsessed with ending your life, you're not thinking about his from South Park - Season 1
You're such a fat ass, when you walk around, people go: from South Park - Season 1
You're that insane genetic engineer, right? from South Park - Season 1
You're the ass master. There's a difference. from South Park - Season 1
You're the one who cut him in half. from South Park - Season 1
You're too young to take care of him. from South Park - Season 1
You're wondering why we're here with a pile of money and no pants on. from South Park - Season 1
You've got to prioritize. What's more important: from South Park - Season 1
You've gotta leave your precious bubble sometime. from South Park - Season 1
You've made a horrible mistake. You put the people of South Park in jeopardy! from South Park - Season 1
Your family is poor, Kenny. Your family is poor! from South Park - Season 1
Your mom was too drunk to remember what happened. from South Park - Season 1
Your mom's a bitch, but we shouldn't suffer. from South Park - Season 1
Your mom's giving you a big party again? from South Park - Season 1
Your sister kicked your ass! from South Park - Season 1
Your sister? For Pete's sake, don't be such a wuss! from South Park - Season 1
Your stupid mother made me miss Terrance and Phillip. from South Park - Season 1
Your temperature is 55 degrees. You have no pulse, no heartbeat. from South Park - Season 1
Your time here is short. Soon, my father comes. from South Park - Season 1
"Christmas poo"? What's "Christmas poo"? from South Park - Season 1
"Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch" in D minor? I said not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman! from South Park - Season 1
"Little Boy's Tea Party. " We're in the finals. from South Park - Season 1
"Pov"? Poverty stricken citizen. from South Park - Season 1
A boy found the Triangle of Zinthar. Where? from South Park - Season 1
A certain student's mother called. I wonder who that could have been? from South Park - Season 1
A few hundred? That's the life of a model, baby. from South Park - Season 1
A hook! A knife! from South Park - Season 1
A lot of celebrities have condos. Then we've got to keep looking. from South Park - Season 1
A pig elephant? That's not a bad idea. I told you guys. from South Park - Season 1
A plebeian? You don't know what a lesbian is? from South Park - Season 1
A version of me? Bigger than a regular clone? from South Park - Season 1
Actually... Well, I can assure you... from South Park - Season 1
Am I an Indian or a pioneer? You have a feather on your head? from South Park - Season 1
Am I too late? Who are you? from South Park - Season 1
Anal probe. Shut up, dildo! from South Park - Season 1
And bear cried to eagle... Running Water, some kid's here. from South Park - Season 1
And I don't have $3,000. Wow, we're sorry your mom's a whore. from South Park - Season 1
And it's okay to be gay. What? from South Park - Season 1
And now back to She's the Sheriff. No! God, no! from South Park - Season 1
And this here's old Scratch. Hi, Scratch. from South Park - Season 1
And your eyes are puffy and sticky. Oh, no, you mean... from South Park - Season 1
Anthropologist! How's it going? from South Park - Season 1
Any allergies? No. from South Park - Season 1
Anything for you, sugar pie. Hi, Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
Are those the same visitors you saw? Shut up, it's not working. from South Park - Season 1
Are we late for the party? What town is this? from South Park - Season 1
Are we making love now? Excuse me? from South Park - Season 1
Are you gonna do it? Of course. from South Park - Season 1
Are you ready, Grandpa? Does a pope crap in the woods? from South Park - Season 1
Are you staring at my neck brace? No, I mean, yes? What neck brace? from South Park - Season 1
Are you sure Stan is that good? Not that sure. from South Park - Season 1
Are you sure? He knew about the symbol of Krulak. from South Park - Season 1
Ask if we get the watch right away. Do we get the watch right away? from South Park - Season 1
Ask the Lord for guidance. Yeah. from South Park - Season 1
Attaboy! Great pass, Stan! from South Park - Season 1
Babe, everything's gonna be okay. They're turning back to normal. from South Park - Season 1
Back to you. Thanks. Those are cute kids. from South Park - Season 1
Bad. Why bad? from South Park - Season 1
Barbra has the Triangle of Zinthar? She's made the Diamond of Pantheous. from South Park - Season 1
Bark, bark... Good. from South Park - Season 1
Bean casserole or vegetable medley. Kick ass. from South Park - Season 1
Bebe, I need a makeover. Cool. from South Park - Season 1
Because he's poor. Because he's poor. from South Park - Season 1
Because I'm the son of the Devil? That's good, why else? from South Park - Season 1
Because it's Christmas. Our family doesn't celebrate Christmas! from South Park - Season 1
Because it's not gonna work. Hold it right there, cows. from South Park - Season 1
Because why? Because 8 year olds can't be parents! from South Park - Season 1
Beefcake! Beefcake! from South Park - Season 1
Beefcake! I'll tell you. from South Park - Season 1
Beefcake. Beefcake! They won't get all of you in frame. from South Park - Season 1
Beep, beep... That's it. from South Park - Season 1
Being a pilgrim totally sucks ass. Gosh, I hope we don't starve. from South Park - Season 1
Billy, I wanna show you something. Do I have to? from South Park - Season 1
Boo, I'm a ghost. Oh, man, I feel like a total choad. from South Park - Season 1
Boy, what the fudge are you doing? Just laying down some rhymes. from South Park - Season 1
Boys, shouldn't you be in school? It's Saturday. from South Park - Season 1
Bulk up to what? Fat ass? Super fat ass? from South Park - Season 1
But her note said she'd be here. Hi, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
But I didn't mean it. Kill her, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
But I don't want to spend time... Don't be difficult! from South Park - Season 1
But why? First of all, you're 8. from South Park - Season 1
But, Dad, he... Say it! from South Park - Season 1
But, Mom...! Talk to your father. from South Park - Season 1
Bye bye, Miss Ellen. Wendy, you didn't! from South Park - Season 1
Call 91 1! Kenny, she was going to give us candy. from South Park - Season 1
Call the number, Kyle. The zombies are coming. from South Park - Season 1
Can I have my medication now? Beep like a Jeep. from South Park - Season 1
Can I help you? Yes. I need a gun. from South Park - Season 1
Can I please be excused? I don't know. Did you ask Mr. Hat? from South Park - Season 1
Can I tell you something, Miss Ellen? Of course, Wendy. from South Park - Season 1
Can we have some candy now? What are you doing dressed like that? from South Park - Season 1
Cartman doesn't know either. I know what it is! from South Park - Season 1
Cartman farted! That was just my shoes. from South Park - Season 1
Cartman, talk about wide load. I'm starting to fill out nicely. from South Park - Season 1
Cartman, they killed Kenny. He's not dead. from South Park - Season 1
Cartman? What's a multiplication table? from South Park - Season 1
Cartman? You scared the crap out of me, Ike! from South Park - Season 1
Cartman's mom! Right, right. from South Park - Season 1
Cartman's pee. You would taste my pee! from South Park - Season 1
Change my bet! Mine on the Devil! from South Park - Season 1
Check this out. Whoa, dude. from South Park - Season 1
Chef, the turkeys. All right. from South Park - Season 1
Chef? Ever so gently. from South Park - Season 1
Chef? Spank it. from South Park - Season 1
Chef's gonna make love to Miss Ellen! What? from South Park - Season 1
Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh? Where's Kyle? from South Park - Season 1
Chief, I want your hot man chowder. Whoa, hello! from South Park - Season 1
Children, today is a very special day. My birthday isn't until Saturday. from South Park - Season 1
Children, today is a very special day. My birthday isn't until Saturday. from South Park - Season 1
Children! Chef! from South Park - Season 1
Choice piece of ass. Piece of crap, I'll kill you! from South Park - Season 1
Christmas snow. Try to catch flakes on your tongue. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, I'll roshambo you for it. Go to hell, Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, Kenny! Come on, son! from South Park - Season 1
Come on, Kenny. Kyle, no! from South Park - Season 1
Come on, let's go! There you are! from South Park - Season 1
Come on, let's move! Move! Wait, wait! from South Park - Season 1
Come on, we're running late! We always run late, you skank. from South Park - Season 1
Come on, we're running late. We're not getting on, you ugly bitch. from South Park - Season 1
Cool! Now a word from our sponsor. from South Park - Season 1
Cool! Principal Victoria, please. from South Park - Season 1
Could you excuse me for a minute? You gotta be kidding me. from South Park - Season 1
Crap! Now what? Who cares if your dog's gay? from South Park - Season 1
Dad, you're the best. Oh, my God! He only has one ass! from South Park - Season 1
Damien! Son of stench. Ruler of the weak. from South Park - Season 1
Damn it, Cartman! What's the matter? from South Park - Season 1
Damn it, do you want a dollar or not? Sure. from South Park - Season 1
Damn it! Ha ha, Mr. Hat yelled at you. from South Park - Season 1
Damn it! Language! from South Park - Season 1
Damn it! Wendy. from South Park - Season 1
Damn it! What? from South Park - Season 1
Damn it! Who should we call on next, Mr. Hat? from South Park - Season 1
Damn it! This won't work! Hello, children. from South Park - Season 1
Damn, I think I missed. What is wrong with you people?! from South Park - Season 1
Damn, woman, what's gotten into you? Whoopee! from South Park - Season 1
Damn! Then we must look for them. What is this all about? from South Park - Season 1
Damn. Hey, look, you guys. from South Park - Season 1
Did I what? Good morning, children. from South Park - Season 1
Did it come? Is it here? from South Park - Season 1
Did it work? I don't know. from South Park - Season 1
Did it work? No. from South Park - Season 1
Did our digital sports watch come? Not yet, hon. from South Park - Season 1
Did you check the shopping...? We'll look after the game. from South Park - Season 1
Did you like that episode? You bet! from South Park - Season 1
Did you see that rainbow this morning? It was huge. from South Park - Season 1
Did you send the videotape? I mailed it last night. from South Park - Season 1
Didn't you make sweet love to her? No, she's not like that. from South Park - Season 1
Do kids make fun of you? Sometimes. from South Park - Season 1
Do something about the living dead. You mean Tina Yothers? from South Park - Season 1
Do you feel better? No. from South Park - Season 1
Do you have any questions? Can I see that again, that was cool. from South Park - Season 1
Do you have to take the tree too? Mayor's orders. from South Park - Season 1
Do you understand? I guess. from South Park - Season 1
Do you want an office referral? No. from South Park - Season 1
Doctor. Why, hello, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Does it always have to be me? I'm afraid it does. from South Park - Season 1
Dog dance. Dog dance. from South Park - Season 1
Dolphins are intelligent and friendly. Intelligent and friendly on rye bread. from South Park - Season 1
Dolphins are smarter than you. Then why do they live in igloos? from South Park - Season 1
Don't f* * * with me! What? from South Park - Season 1
Don't get scared, Cartman. Shut up! I'm not scared of nothing! from South Park - Season 1
Don't mind him. He's *******. Oh. from South Park - Season 1
Don't talk about my mom like that! Let's watch TV. from South Park - Season 1
Down! Down! Everybody down! What the hell? from South Park - Season 1
Dressing like Hitler is not bad ass. You're jealous. from South Park - Season 1
Drink these raw eggs, Jesus. No way. from South Park - Season 1
Drive! Drive! You give your mommy a kissy. from South Park - Season 1
Dude, I'm starting to have flashbacks. What? from South Park - Season 1
Dude, it can't be cooler than mine. We ought to get our costumes ready. from South Park - Season 1
Dude, Kenny. Oh, my God, call 91 1! from South Park - Season 1
Dude, Snacky Cakes? What do I do? from South Park - Season 1
Dude, visitors! What? from South Park - Season 1
Dude, we lost. Damn it! from South Park - Season 1
Dude, weak. You get back there from South Park - Season 1
Dude, what the hell is wrong? Nothing. It's just, nothing. from South Park - Season 1
Dude! Is there a problem? from South Park - Season 1
Dude! Now, that is not cool. Sorry, sorry. from South Park - Season 1
Dumb ass. He's so stupid. from South Park - Season 1
Elementary alumni? That's as far as most got. from South Park - Season 1
Eric is the best. Hurray for Eric. from South Park - Season 1
Eric, I didn't get an invitation. Really? Gosh... from South Park - Season 1
Eric, look who's here. Good work, Mom! from South Park - Season 1
Eric, would you please come up here? Here it is, my big moment of fame. from South Park - Season 1
Ever heard of the band, The Cure? Come on... from South Park - Season 1
Everybody hates me. Well, why do you suppose that is? from South Park - Season 1
Everybody likes you. That's nice, Peter Panda. from South Park - Season 1
Everything's okay. Are you still trying to be a lesbian? from South Park - Season 1
Excuse me? Oh, boy. Here we go again. from South Park - Season 1
Fart, damn you! Okay, that does it! from South Park - Season 1
Find him! Mr. Garrison won't let us go. from South Park - Season 1
Fine, how are you? Super, thanks for asking. from South Park - Season 1
Finish her, dude, she's a zombie now. I know, but... from South Park - Season 1
First prize is two tons of candy. Wow, cool. from South Park - Season 1
Flashlight? Check. from South Park - Season 1
From the commercial? Yeah, that one. from South Park - Season 1
Garrison, what are you doing? You're drunk, Mr. Hat. from South Park - Season 1
Garrison? Impossible, he's gay. I'm not gay! from South Park - Season 1
Genetic engineering ranch? Sweet! We need a pig. from South Park - Season 1
Get him in the ribs. Tree hugger! from South Park - Season 1
Get in here! West side. from South Park - Season 1
Get ready to take your places. Thank you, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Getting my best friend back. Get in there, boy. from South Park - Season 1
Give it your best shot... Oh, God in heaven! from South Park - Season 1
Give me that cake! No, this is my cake. from South Park - Season 1
Go build a tepee. You'll be Natasha Henstridge tonight. from South Park - Season 1
Go home, you little dildo. Dude, don't call my brother a dildo. from South Park - Season 1
Go on and go home, you fat chicken! Dildo! from South Park - Season 1
Go to Endor, wookiee! Wookiees don't live on Endor! from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn it, don't shoot me! What the sam hill? from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn it, I can't do it! You pansy! Give me that gun! from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn it, tell her! I wanna go home. Maybe this will help jar your memory from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn, that little turd bit me. Me too. from South Park - Season 1
Goddamn! I heard that. from South Park - Season 1
Good morning, children. Wow! from South Park - Season 1
Good morning, Mrs. Crabtree. Sit down, we're late! from South Park - Season 1
Good night, Grandpa. You son of a whore! from South Park - Season 1
Goodbye, Miss Ellen. Stop kissing ass. from South Park - Season 1
Gosh, you're looking swell. Go away. from South Park - Season 1
Gotcha! That's not scary. from South Park - Season 1
Grandpa? That's right, Billy. from South Park - Season 1
Gun! Gun! from South Park - Season 1
Guys, we have to stop him! Stop who? from South Park - Season 1
Hang out and screw hot chicks. You can't from South Park - Season 1
Have you guys heard of Skuzzlebutt? What butt? from South Park - Season 1
Have you seen her?! Not since Yentl. from South Park - Season 1
He did it! No more Barbra Streisand ever! from South Park - Season 1
He doesn't know what he wrote. What was your paper about? from South Park - Season 1
He hasn't moved or said anything. Hello, children. from South Park - Season 1
He made Kenny a duck billed platypus! A what? from South Park - Season 1
He really wants to die. It's okay. from South Park - Season 1
He recognizes you, dude. That's good, dude. Just calm down. from South Park - Season 1
He thinks we're making it up. You are making it up. from South Park - Season 1
He throws up when you talk to him. But why, Stan? from South Park - Season 1
He's gay. Okay, okay, I admit it. from South Park - Season 1
He's in the back yard. In the back yard? from South Park - Season 1
He's more screwed up than I thought. Let's get this video to Mr. Mackey. from South Park - Season 1
He's not meaner than Sparky! Let's see. Hey, Sylvester! from South Park - Season 1
He's still there. Don't worry. from South Park - Season 1
He's too dangerous, son. But, Dad, I want a human clone! from South Park - Season 1
Hello there, Enrique. What are we doing here? from South Park - Season 1
Hello there. Hey, Chef from South Park - Season 1
Hello there. Hey, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Hello there. Hey, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Hello there. Happy Halloween. Must eat brains. from South Park - Season 1
Hello, boys. We were wondering why fat ass... from South Park - Season 1
Hello, children. Hey, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Hello, children. Hey, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Hello, children. Hey, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
Hello, Eric. Hi, Mom. from South Park - Season 1
Hello, is this Sally Struthers? What did she say? from South Park - Season 1
Hello, Officer Barbrady. Nice gun. from South Park - Season 1
Hello? Is this Robert Smith of The Cure? from South Park - Season 1
Hello? Yo, Pops. from South Park - Season 1
Hello. Can I help you? from South Park - Season 1
Help! Run, run, run! from South Park - Season 1
Here they are. We did it, son. from South Park - Season 1
Here, I think it's your boy. Thanks. from South Park - Season 1
Here, you need a bigger gun. Look! from South Park - Season 1
Hey Terrance, I think I have to fart. Wait, before you do, pull my thumb. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Chef. Chef, no. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, dudes. Make sure we've got everything. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, dudes. What kind of costume is that? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, guys. How's it going? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, he isn't hurt. He threw the fight! Yeah! from South Park - Season 1
Hey, he's coming towards us. Why is Death coming after us? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, how's practice coming there, Chef? Oh, fine. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, I didn't throw up. Cool. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Jesus. Why are you out so late? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, look, a French fry. Cool. from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Mom. Yes, hon? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, Phillip. Yes, Terrance? from South Park - Season 1
Hey, what's that? That's a hamburger. from South Park - Season 1
Hey! Don't push your beliefs on me. I agree. from South Park - Season 1
Hi, Dad. Who are you? from South Park - Season 1
Hi, guys. Hi, Wendy. from South Park - Season 1
Hi, guys. Oh, look, another hippie. from South Park - Season 1
Hi, I'm Trey Parker. I'm Matt. Matt Stone, that is. from South Park - Season 1
Hi, Mrs. Kimball. Howdy, Mr. Garrison. from South Park - Season 1
Hi, Shelly. You looking at my headgear? from South Park - Season 1
Hi, Sparky. Who's that? from South Park - Season 1
Hi, Stan! Oh, hi, Wendy. from South Park - Season 1
Hi, Stan. I bet I scored 1 00. from South Park - Season 1
Hi, Stan. We were gonna be Raggedy Ann and Andy. from South Park - Season 1
Hi. I'm Trey Parker. I'm Matt Stone. from South Park - Season 1
His butt's linked up to the visitors. Son of a bitch! from South Park - Season 1
Hold him! Hold him! from South Park - Season 1
Holy crap! The mountain, it's blown its top! from South Park - Season 1
Hooray! Well, sit back, relax... from South Park - Season 1
Hope it's not a gay clone. Yeah. That's so stupid. from South Park - Season 1
How about ice cream? Yeah, with butterscotch. from South Park - Season 1
How are my little crackers? Good. from South Park - Season 1
How are you doing? Well, I'm pissed off. from South Park - Season 1
How are you today? Fine. from South Park - Season 1
How are you, Damien? They farted on me and called me.. from South Park - Season 1
How did you get him? He came instead of the sports watch. from South Park - Season 1
How did you know that? Because I'm the son of God, brainiac. from South Park - Season 1
How did your date go? Not too good. from South Park - Season 1
How do we do that? Do what I do, get them good and drunk. from South Park - Season 1
How do you know? It's in my parents' closet. from South Park - Season 1
How does that make the world better? My four assed ostrich. from South Park - Season 1
How is your beefy roast, snookums? Mom, can I ask you a question? from South Park - Season 1
How much? Three thousand. from South Park - Season 1
How you doing? Bad. from South Park - Season 1
How'd it go? Did you make love? from South Park - Season 1
How's it feel to be 1 02, Paps? Shoot me. from South Park - Season 1
How's it going? Bad. from South Park - Season 1
How's it going? Bad. from South Park - Season 1
How's your barrel full of candy? I didn't want that sweet stuff. from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho, all you South Parketeers. Howdy ho. from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho, you South Parketeers. Howdy ho! from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho! Mr. Hankey, where the hell did you go? from South Park - Season 1
Howdy ho! Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
Howdy, Mr. Garrison. Nice gun. Thank you. from South Park - Season 1
I also understand that you're *******. Well, not on purpose. from South Park - Season 1
I always heard she was a bitch. More than a bitch! from South Park - Season 1
I bet I can spit the most on him. Oh, yeah? I bet I can spit in his hair. from South Park - Season 1
I bet I get more candy than you. You crazy? I'm the candy master. from South Park - Season 1
I bet I know what's coming. Billy, would you hold this for me. from South Park - Season 1
I can live with that. Then let's get started. from South Park - Season 1
I can shoot you! I can shoot you too! from South Park - Season 1
I can sing "The Mr. Hankey Song." How does that go? from South Park - Season 1
I can't believe that son of a bitch! Have some Snacky Cakes. from South Park - Season 1
I can't break these locks. Stand back, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
I can't even kill a deer. Have your friends do it. from South Park - Season 1
I can't wait to get our Teiko watch. But I get to wear it first. from South Park - Season 1
I can't, you son of a bitch! How do we get my brother back? from South Park - Season 1
I didn't steal anything. Tell Kyle I'm not speaking with him. from South Park - Season 1
I do not. Hi, guys. from South Park - Season 1
I don't believe this! What a mean thing to do. from South Park - Season 1
I don't get my ass kicked by a girl! At least I'm not a pig f* * * er! from South Park - Season 1
I don't have $3,000. Oh, never mind. from South Park - Season 1
I don't have a problem. It's my understanding... from South Park - Season 1
I don't know about this. Yeah, I'm scared. from South Park - Season 1
I don't know how much more I can take. All right, you asked for it! from South Park - Season 1
I don't know, but it sounds sweet. Hello, everybody. from South Park - Season 1
I don't know, it's a little small. Okay. How about this? from South Park - Season 1
I don't know, it's a little small. Okay. How about this? from South Park - Season 1
I don't know. What's the spread? Middle Park by 70 points. from South Park - Season 1
I don't wanna! He can't hold it in forever. from South Park - Season 1
I don't want to be a stupid ghost. And let me just make... from South Park - Season 1
I draw the line at talking poo. What's all the ruckus? from South Park - Season 1
I gotta call this hotline number. Pinkeye. from South Park - Season 1
I guess all the kids are at that party. It's always a huge event. from South Park - Season 1
I guess we should go, Mr. Hat. One more cosmopolitan, Mr. Garrison. from South Park - Season 1
I had a crazy nightmare last night. Really? What about? from South Park - Season 1
I had a Poofy Pie in that desk! Feel the wrath of the fallen angel. from South Park - Season 1
I had these bogus nightmares. Really? What about? from South Park - Season 1
I have a cousin who cheated on the SATs... from South Park - Season 1
I have to get home. Don't be such a fraidy cat. from South Park - Season 1
I haven't. You don't count, Halfy. from South Park - Season 1
I hear one of you found my triangle. Your triangle? from South Park - Season 1
I hope you've learned your lesson. No. from South Park - Season 1
I killed my grandpa when I was young. Leave me alone, Grandpa. from South Park - Season 1
I know my mom's credit card number. Is it waterproof? from South Park - Season 1
I love that song. "Loving You"? That's perfect. from South Park - Season 1
I love you, sweetheart. I love you too. from South Park - Season 1
I mean Cartman, isn't at school. He's under the weather from South Park - Season 1
I need to bike to the reservation. What are you talking about? from South Park - Season 1
I never practiced. It's late for that bullcrap. from South Park - Season 1
I said that rabbits eat lettuce. Well, yes, they certainly do. from South Park - Season 1
I still don't have a helmet. We can't afford helmets for everyone. from South Park - Season 1
I suppose if I must. Ready? I'll go first. from South Park - Season 1
I sure am cold, Phillip. Yes, and hungry too. from South Park - Season 1
I sure am hungry. How can you eat when you fart fire? from South Park - Season 1
I swear I'm gonna kill you, Stan! Why is your sister so mean? from South Park - Season 1
I think he said his name is Marvin. Yeah, Starvin' Marvin. from South Park - Season 1
I think I found one! No, I found it! from South Park - Season 1
I think I left the oven on. I think I left your oven on too. from South Park - Season 1
I think it worked, Bebe. Yeah. from South Park - Season 1
I think so. No way! from South Park - Season 1
I think that's illegal. See, I told you. from South Park - Season 1
I think we better get help. Really? from South Park - Season 1
I think you gave me the stomach flu. No, it was that little Kenny bastard. from South Park - Season 1
I think you should ask Mr. Hat. Mr. Hat, may I please be excused? from South Park - Season 1
I thought nature was beautiful. When does it go from beautiful to ugly? from South Park - Season 1
I told you, but you didn't listen. Gather around and listen good. from South Park - Season 1
I wanna bag that animal! That's the spirit! Let's hunt! from South Park - Season 1
I want $500 on the South Park Cows. Are you crazy? from South Park - Season 1
I want a potbellied elephant. I'll pay $50. from South Park - Season 1
I want a Starvin' Marvin. Me too. from South Park - Season 1
I want to change my bet to Satan. Me too. from South Park - Season 1
I will. It's 8:00. My favorite TV show is on. from South Park - Season 1
I wish I knew how to spell. Are there any questions? from South Park - Season 1
I won, I won. Grandpa! from South Park - Season 1
I won't bring food. Screw them! How about helping the less fortunate? from South Park - Season 1
I would love some tea, thank you. You're welcome, Polly Prissypants. from South Park - Season 1
I'd do it myself, but I'm too old. Who wants ice cream with their cake? from South Park - Season 1
I'll bet you can't! Watch me! from South Park - Season 1
I'll kill you! I'll fill you full of lead! from South Park - Season 1
I'll put 300 on the Cows too. I wanna put money on the Cows too! from South Park - Season 1
I'll put a dollar on Sylvester. You're on! from South Park - Season 1
I'm a bigger lesbian. You're a fatter lesbian. from South Park - Season 1
I'm a quarter lesbian. You're just saying that. from South Park - Season 1
I'm Barbra Streisand! So? from South Park - Season 1
I'm Chef. And...? from South Park - Season 1
I'm gonna buy the coolest go cart. I'm gonna buy a Walkman. from South Park - Season 1
I'm gonna need some more smack. You got it! from South Park - Season 1
I'm gonna open up a restaurant here. My, how exciting. from South Park - Season 1
I'm lusciously sorry for everything. They got our clone. He belongs to us. from South Park - Season 1
I'm not fat. I'm festively plump. Why are you ******* on Christmas? from South Park - Season 1
I'm not going to kill you, Grandpa. Ingrate! from South Park - Season 1
I'm not hearing that. Hello? from South Park - Season 1
I'm not kissing ass, you slut! Miss Ellen, can I talk to you? from South Park - Season 1
I'm not playing. You what? from South Park - Season 1
I'm not prepared either. Make something up, like Eric did. from South Park - Season 1
I'm not your father. But you were the guy she was with. from South Park - Season 1
I'm rootin' tootin' Trey Parker. And I'm Matt Stone from South Park - Season 1
I'm Rootin' Tootin' Trey Parker. I'm Pistol Slinging Matt Stone. from South Park - Season 1
I'm rootin' tootin' Trey. I'm pistol slinging Matt. from South Park - Season 1
I'm sure glad that's over with. Boy, am I glad to see you, Ike! from South Park - Season 1
I'm telling Mom. Damn it, I was so close. from South Park - Season 1
I'm the substitute. Well, there's no substitute for you. from South Park - Season 1
I'm Trey Parker. I'm Matt Stone. from South Park - Season 1
I'm trying to trick or treat. Remind me to whip your ass. from South Park - Season 1
I've got the green apple splatters. Green apple splatters. from South Park - Season 1
Is it your father or your mother? Neither, it's my sister. from South Park - Season 1
Is that legal? Oh, hell yes. from South Park - Season 1
Is the heat on? Death's coming! from South Park - Season 1
Is there a penny stuck in my butt? I don't know, let me check. from South Park - Season 1
Is this hunting? I guess so. from South Park - Season 1
Is this Jesus? Yes, my son. from South Park - Season 1
Is this Jesus? Yes. You need to turn your TV down from South Park - Season 1
Isn't that amazing, Mr. Hat? It sure is, Mr. Garrison from South Park - Season 1
It appears you still don't understand. What don't I understand? from South Park - Season 1
It sucks he has to leave. I like him a lot more than Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
It was my mom's card. We'll switch off. from South Park - Season 1
It's a game, dude. It's fun! You son of a bitch! from South Park - Season 1
It's because I'm not a lesbian. Oh, boy. from South Park - Season 1
It's been two days. I think he ran away from South Park - Season 1
It's coming right for us! It's coming right for us. from South Park - Season 1
It's immature toilet humor. But everybody watches it. from South Park - Season 1
It's just a pig. Quit being a baby. from South Park - Season 1
It's not my triangle, it's Kyle's! Don't pass it back on me, fat ass! from South Park - Season 1
It's not on the program. They're increasing in number. from South Park - Season 1
It's stupid. Let's go watch cartoons. Yeah, cartoons kick ass. from South Park - Season 1
It's the living dead. What the hell are you talking about? from South Park - Season 1
It's tree hugging hippie crap. Tell me what you wrote! from South Park - Season 1
It's what we call a cliffhanger. Excuse me. Excuse me. from South Park - Season 1
It's worth a lot of money to me. It is? from South Park - Season 1
Jesus told you not to bet on Satan. Boy, did we get screwed. from South Park - Season 1
Jesus! I only do autographs after the show. from South Park - Season 1
Jesus? Jesus? from South Park - Season 1
Jimbo, look. Oh, it's a deer. from South Park - Season 1
Just $5 a month can sponsor a child. That's stupid. Who'd want to do that? from South Park - Season 1
Just a second, fat ass! You vas deferens. from South Park - Season 1
Just a weensy eensy woo woo? No. Leave me alone, Mom. from South Park - Season 1
Just for a little bit? Your sister gonna kick your ass? from South Park - Season 1
Just look more closely at it. No! Go away! from South Park - Season 1
Just send in the geometrist! Geologist. from South Park - Season 1
Kenny, you take the front. No, I can do it. from South Park - Season 1
Kenny, you're gonna miss the fart. What the hell are you doing? from South Park - Season 1
Kick ass! Sweet! from South Park - Season 1
Kick ass. No! No! from South Park - Season 1
Kill her! Mr. Hat! from South Park - Season 1
Knock, knock, Mr. Hat. Who's there? from South Park - Season 1
Kyle, look, it's them. Give me back my brother! from South Park - Season 1
Kyle, we're leaving right now. Wait. from South Park - Season 1
Kyle's mom's here to ruin Christmas. Shut up, fat boy! from South Park - Season 1
Let me give you some topical cream. Damn it, don't you see? from South Park - Season 1
Let me go! Seriously. Yeah, let us go. from South Park - Season 1
Let me guess, pinkeye, right? No, doctor. I've seen this before. from South Park - Season 1
Let me see. Okay. Don't scare him. from South Park - Season 1
Let's bring him to school. I want you to meet my brother. from South Park - Season 1
Let's go find him. "He can't think on his own. from South Park - Season 1
Let's go make fun of him. No, this looks really serious. from South Park - Season 1
Let's play at the bus stop. I can't, Mom says... from South Park - Season 1
Let's put the fez hat on him. I wish Daddy were still alive. from South Park - Season 1
Lf we could have dinner tonight. Fine, just let me do my job. from South Park - Season 1
Lf we win, we can buy a new go cart. Here comes Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
Like John Elway important? What?! from South Park - Season 1
Like we're gonna give away money. Look, it's Indian Companion. from South Park - Season 1
Look how rapidly it's dividing. What's it mean? from South Park - Season 1
Look out, Holly Hobbie's pissed off. Hey, look, Kenny's not dead. from South Park - Season 1
Look, the volcano! Quick! Duck and cover! from South Park - Season 1
Look, there's Wendy Testaburger. Where? from South Park - Season 1
Looks like that bomb's still attached. Yay. from South Park - Season 1
Looks like you're about to fart. You're exactly right, Terrance. from South Park - Season 1
Loser gift, loser gift. And here's one from Kenny. from South Park - Season 1
Lunchy munchies? Go away, Pip, nobody likes you! from South Park - Season 1
Make a wish, Grandpa. I wish I were dead. from South Park - Season 1
Make sweet love by the fire. What happened to Ike? from South Park - Season 1
Man, I can't believe he's gone. He was too young to be taken from us. from South Park - Season 1
Marty, you put that on everything. It makes everything taste so English. from South Park - Season 1
Mary, you making gravy in there? I just had a brown baby boy. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe even a state senator! Let's decorate the town square. from South Park - Season 1
Maybe the world. Oh, fudge! from South Park - Season 1
Mayor, Barbra Streisand is... I noticed. Call the National Guard! from South Park - Season 1
Mayor, I might have an idea. What? from South Park - Season 1
Mayor, we've got a big problem. Why, Chef, what a surprise. from South Park - Season 1
Me bad? No, Shelly bad. You good. from South Park - Season 1
Mecha Streisand! Mecha Streisand? from South Park - Season 1
Middle Park? Homecoming? from South Park - Season 1
Miss Ellen, can I talk to you? Can it wait till after class? from South Park - Season 1
Miss Ellen, is this true? No! from South Park - Season 1
Miss Ellen. She's beautiful. Is she Vanessa Williams beautiful... from South Park - Season 1
Mom? Yes, hon? from South Park - Season 1
More tea, Rumper Tumpskin? Yes, please. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Chef, sir? Yes, Pip, what is it? from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Chef? We still don't have a helmet for you. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison, can I ask a question? What is it? from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison, this sure is exciting. Right, Mr. Hat. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison? Yes, Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
Mr. Garrison? Mr from South Park - Season 1
My ass! Damn, Cartman! from South Park - Season 1
My ass! Dude, he's farting fire! from South Park - Season 1
My chest hurts. I need my medication. You mean this? from South Park - Season 1
My dad says you aren't real. Not real? from South Park - Season 1
My detergent? That's not... from South Park - Season 1
My God! Mayor, some of the school children... from South Park - Season 1
My son... Yes? from South Park - Season 1
My weenies won't cook. This wood won't burn. from South Park - Season 1
Ned, what'd you have for breakfast? I don't know. I've got some bad gas. from South Park - Season 1
Neither were you, Pip. I tried to tell Damien, but... from South Park - Season 1
Next caller. Jesus? from South Park - Season 1
Nice gun, Mr. Garrison. Thanks. from South Park - Season 1
No way, dude! Hike the ball! from South Park - Season 1
No way, he barely touched him. ...seven, eight, nine, ten. from South Park - Season 1
No, dude! That's good. from South Park - Season 1
No, explain it to us, Chef. That's okay from South Park - Season 1
No, Grandpa. Kill me, goddamn it. from South Park - Season 1
No, he pukes when he's in love. I'll kick your ass! from South Park - Season 1
No, I did, Pip! Oh, dear. from South Park - Season 1
No, I mean kill my grandpa. I don't think that's okay. from South Park - Season 1
No, I said odd. You're that crazy cracker from the hill. from South Park - Season 1
No, I'm new in town. What's a nice, handsome... from South Park - Season 1
No, I'm Raggedy Andy, fat ass. Oh, wow, you look pretty cool. from South Park - Season 1
No, it's not cool! Are you supposed to be Howdy Doody? from South Park - Season 1
No, she wasn't. She was! from South Park - Season 1
No, Terrance, why don't you tell me? Well, it smells like a dirty fart. from South Park - Season 1
No, we're already halfway done. Then all you've got is a stupid pig. from South Park - Season 1
No. I bet you do. from South Park - Season 1
No. Only now in this late hour... from South Park - Season 1
No. Well, it is! from South Park - Season 1
No. Well, something is bothering him. from South Park - Season 1
Nobody hates rainbows. What's there to hate about them? from South Park - Season 1
Not a thingy dingy. I don't give a crap. from South Park - Season 1
Not with Kenny. His family's too poor. Totally. from South Park - Season 1
Not yet. Hey, Jesus, if you win... from South Park - Season 1
Now do you believe us? No. from South Park - Season 1
Now I understand. So now will you kill me, Billy? from South Park - Season 1
Now I'm spending eternity in limbo. Limbo? from South Park - Season 1
Now let's practice our... No! Get away from me. from South Park - Season 1
Now, you go and play in the fun snow. Goddamn it! from South Park - Season 1
Of course. How are things now? Everything's better. from South Park - Season 1
Officer Barbrady? What? from South Park - Season 1
Oh, hello. I'm Trey Parker. I'm Matt Stone. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, she killed Kenny! You bastard! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, they taped killing Kenny! You bastards! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God, they've killed Kenny! You bastards! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God! They did it better this morning. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, my God. They killed Kenny! You bastard! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, no, finders keepers! But I'll die. from South Park - Season 1
Oh, no, Mr. Garrison's back. Weak! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, no, she's back! Oh, my God, look! from South Park - Season 1
Oh, no. I'm not sane yet. I brought some friends with me. from South Park - Season 1
Oh. Oh, yeah? Damn! from South Park - Season 1
Okay, only a few more bandages to go. Well? from South Park - Season 1
Okay, you can let me out now. Not just yet. from South Park - Season 1
On with our lesson, right, Mr. Hat? Right, Mr. Garrison. from South Park - Season 1
Or an elephant. How do we know if she's pregnant? from South Park - Season 1
Or could it be Ned? Could be. from South Park - Season 1
Or do I have to steal it? Go ahead, dude. from South Park - Season 1
Or is it Mr. Garrison? No, he's gay. from South Park - Season 1
Or is it Officer Barbrady? Huh? Where? from South Park - Season 1
Or Mr. Broflovski? Dad, how could you? from South Park - Season 1
Orange. Orange who? from South Park - Season 1
Other. Alrighty then. from South Park - Season 1
Our protest isn't working. It'll work. It has to. from South Park - Season 1
Peace, Wendy. Shut up, Cartman! from South Park - Season 1
Phillip, could you pass the beans? Beans? from South Park - Season 1
Phillip, guess what? What? from South Park - Season 1
Phillip, would you like a flower? I sure would. from South Park - Season 1
Phillip, would you like some beans? Yeah, I love beans. from South Park - Season 1
Play ball! You're quarterback, Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
Please, for the love of God! Shut up! from South Park - Season 1
Please. Please, Jesus! Leave me alone. from South Park - Season 1
Probably a gay pig. It's more than you've got! from South Park - Season 1
Probably a stupid dreidel, anyway. What did you say? from South Park - Season 1
Pumpkin pails? Check. from South Park - Season 1
Put it in the skillet... Excuse me. from South Park - Season 1
Ready to go hunting? My Uncle Jimbo says we gotta go early. from South Park - Season 1
Ready to go? Go where? from South Park - Season 1
Ready, Ike? Kick the baby. Don't kick the baby. from South Park - Season 1
Really, you don't think so? No, you're not fat. from South Park - Season 1
Really? Did you get a haircut? from South Park - Season 1
Really? I got an Indiglo Girls CD. from South Park - Season 1
Really? That's right from South Park - Season 1
Really? What I'd like to do... from South Park - Season 1
Really? Yeah, dude. from South Park - Season 1
Really? Yeah. A guy named Jack Laborkian... from South Park - Season 1
Really? You can? Yes, of course. from South Park - Season 1
Reason? I'm a clinically depressed fecalphiliac. from South Park - Season 1
Right. Why don't I have pinkeye then? You do have pinkeye! from South Park - Season 1
Robert Smith of The Cure! Sweet! from South Park - Season 1
Sally Struthers, give me that cake. No, you can't have any. from South Park - Season 1
Sally Struthers? Who the hell are you? from South Park - Season 1
Say "hi" to the South Park fans! Hi. from South Park - Season 1
Say it with me, "Beefcake!" Beefcake. from South Park - Season 1
Say, kids, why the long faces? We're bored. from South Park - Season 1
Screw you guys, I'm king lesbian. Is that Wendy Testaburger? from South Park - Season 1
Shall I open it? Yes, for God's sake, get on with it. from South Park - Season 1
She did it on her own. Why does this happen every month? from South Park - Season 1
She had Sweetie Pops. You owe me a Sweetie Pop, asshole. from South Park - Season 1
She is a traitor. It's a lie! from South Park - Season 1
She liked mine the best. Where's yours, Cartman? from South Park - Season 1
She says we do. Cool. from South Park - Season 1
She wanted the gold. Stan! from South Park - Season 1
She was checking me out. Until you puked on her. from South Park - Season 1
She was looking at me, not you from South Park - Season 1
She wouldn't stop until she won. Stan? from South Park - Season 1
She wouldn't take second. Stan. from South Park - Season 1
She'll make a fool of you again. Stay in that drawer, negative Nancy. from South Park - Season 1
She's fatter than Cartman. Yeah. Hey! from South Park - Season 1
Shoot it, Stan! I got your back, soldier. from South Park - Season 1
Shut up, butt pirate! Ass rammer. from South Park - Season 1
Shut up, you guys. He's dead, Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
Shut up. You can't scare anybody. Oh, yeah? from South Park - Season 1
Sick, she's my sister! Try it. We gotta get Cartman's pig. from South Park - Season 1
Sick! Fluffy! from South Park - Season 1
Sidney! Willie! from South Park - Season 1
Sissy. I'll kick your ass. from South Park - Season 1
Sit down, kid! Yes, ma'am. from South Park - Season 1
Skuzzlebutt saved the day! And my calculations worked. from South Park - Season 1
Smells like you slaughtered a cow. Pay attention! from South Park - Season 1
So how does this thing work? It's based on the cash grab. from South Park - Season 1
So we meet again, Miss Ellen. Just what is going on here? from South Park - Season 1
So you're not my dad? Of course not. from South Park - Season 1
Someone coming. Someone coming. Great. from South Park - Season 1
Sometimes I wonder if I should. Then you should. from South Park - Season 1
Sorry. No, it's okay, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
Sorry. This is Martin... From Aspen Park. from South Park - Season 1
Sparky, get down! What's he doing to my dog? from South Park - Season 1
Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her. from South Park - Season 1
Stan, how about you? I'd love to. from South Park - Season 1
Stan, it's almost Valentine's Day. I know. from South Park - Season 1
Stan, where'd you get that black eye? Nothing, I mean nowhere. from South Park - Season 1
Stan, you look pretty enough to kiss. Yeah, you want to be my girlfriend? from South Park - Season 1
Stan, you wanna know what I think? What? from South Park - Season 1
Stan. Stan, wake up! What, dude? from South Park - Season 1
Stop! That movie was terrible! I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison. from South Park - Season 1
Stupid gay dog. Gay dog. from South Park - Season 1
Super bitch is at it again. Don't call my mom a bitch. from South Park - Season 1
Sure, hon. Sweet. from South Park - Season 1
Sure, hon. You know how Stan has a dad? from South Park - Season 1
Sure, you do. Come on, fart! from South Park - Season 1
Sure. Yeah, we want Cheesy Poofs. from South Park - Season 1
Sure. You want some Cheesy Poofs too? Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs. from South Park - Season 1
Sure. You're the son of God. Are you having doubts? from South Park - Season 1
Sweet. Eric, dear... from South Park - Season 1
Take her away! No, get away from me! from South Park - Season 1
Take that, you stupid dick. What did he say? from South Park - Season 1
Talk about a bitch, I haven't seen... Enough! from South Park - Season 1
Taser. What's that? from South Park - Season 1
Ten thousand dollars? Holy smokes! I wish we had a stupidest home video. from South Park - Season 1
Thank you, Skuzzlebutt. Friend. from South Park - Season 1
Thanks a lot! Oh, boy, you are gonna get it now. from South Park - Season 1
Thanks for coming. That's okay from South Park - Season 1
Thanks for helping. Whatever. from South Park - Season 1
Thanks to Kyle's mom. Shut up! from South Park - Season 1
Thanks, you guys. Yeah. from South Park - Season 1
That fat bitch won't let us. What did you say?! from South Park - Season 1
That kicks ass. Check this one out. from South Park - Season 1
That kid has real emotional problems. He does this all the time. from South Park - Season 1
That kid is me! Whatever. from South Park - Season 1
That means... Lf everyone's zombies... from South Park - Season 1
That must make you mad. Sure. from South Park - Season 1
That was awesome. Would you boys like Cheesy Poofs? from South Park - Season 1
That was cool! Give it back! from South Park - Season 1
That was cool! I'll go after Streisand. from South Park - Season 1
That was cool. How'd he make those clicking sounds? from South Park - Season 1
That whole experience sucked. Yeah, I'm glad it's over. from South Park - Season 1
That would be good, right? I'm pretty sure. from South Park - Season 1
That's a little joke. Mr. Garrison, seriously, I have to go. from South Park - Season 1
That's from two days ago! What about that? from South Park - Season 1
That's gotta hurt, Frank! Oucheroo! from South Park - Season 1
That's impossible. And she has horrible gas too. from South Park - Season 1
That's it, that's the nose I want! Alrighty then from South Park - Season 1
That's not a digital sports watch. It looks like an Etheropian. from South Park - Season 1
That's not bad. We could narrow the bridge... from South Park - Season 1
That's not dolphins. That's Eskimos! Who cares? from South Park - Season 1
That's not fair! Life isn't fair. Get used to it. from South Park - Season 1
That's offensive to non Christians. Oh, come on. from South Park - Season 1
That's okay, Wendy. No, it's not. from South Park - Season 1
That's right, I'm Sidney Poitier. Damn, it's nice to meet you. from South Park - Season 1
That's right. Lf my mom could cook like her... from South Park - Season 1
That's silly. I'm not being silly, kill me. from South Park - Season 1
That's the spirit, tubby. Come on. from South Park - Season 1
That's what you're supposed to get me. Dude! from South Park - Season 1
That's why we're kicking her. Shut up, Barbra. from South Park - Season 1
The Dark Prince? Yeah. from South Park - Season 1
The father is... Who is Eric Cartman's father? from South Park - Season 1
The geologist is here to see you. My geologist? Now? from South Park - Season 1
The **** didn't want it Christian. We didn't take out Santa. from South Park - Season 1
The operation is over, Mr. Garrison. I feel weak. How do I look? from South Park - Season 1
The person with the highest score is... Hello there, children. from South Park - Season 1
The Prince of Darkness. We have royalty in our class. from South Park - Season 1
The Prince of Darkness. We have royalty in our class. from South Park - Season 1
The record store guy said to get it. I got these killer Birkenstocks. from South Park - Season 1
The reign of my father. Your father? from South Park - Season 1
The Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000. What's that? from South Park - Season 1
Then I'll call you Pip. Right o. from South Park - Season 1
Then I'm not too late. Too late for what? from South Park - Season 1
Then sit down! But l... from South Park - Season 1
Then what's Halloween about? Costumes and candy. from South Park - Season 1
Then you take care of him. I can't. I'm very busy. from South Park - Season 1
There he goes again. Get down, Sparky! from South Park - Season 1
There he goes. Attaboy, get her! from South Park - Season 1
There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey. Again. from South Park - Season 1
There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey. It's for your own good. from South Park - Season 1
There you are. How's it going? I'm super, thanks for asking. from South Park - Season 1
There's a news flash. We saw him having a tea party... from South Park - Season 1
There's nothing between me and Stan. That's not what we just heard. from South Park - Season 1
There's nothing to do. Maybe this will help from South Park - Season 1
There's too many of them. Come on. from South Park - Season 1
There's zombies here. Please hold. from South Park - Season 1
They gave you an anal probe, Cartman? No! I mean, why would they do that? from South Park - Season 1
They took him on their ship. Did they give you an anal probe? from South Park - Season 1
They're are real. They abduct people and mutilate cows. from South Park - Season 1
They're in trouble! Oh, fudge! from South Park - Season 1
Think we'll get in trouble? Don't be a butthole. from South Park - Season 1
This gas is hurting my anus. That's pretty fresh. from South Park - Season 1
This guy sucks. He's almost as bad... from South Park - Season 1
This is Scratch. Say hi, old fella. Hi, Scratch! from South Park - Season 1
This is Scratch. Say hi, old fella. We do a show called South Park. from South Park - Season 1
This is sweet without parents around. I hope they protest TV shows forever. from South Park - Season 1
This is the worst Christmas ever. Yeah. from South Park - Season 1
This sucks, he's our friend. Back to the poor country with you. from South Park - Season 1
This sucks! How come they aren't coming? from South Park - Season 1
This way we'll win the contest. I'll win with this Chewbacca costume. from South Park - Season 1
This whole outcome is pretty strange. Excuse me. from South Park - Season 1
This will be the funniest tape ever. How much do we need? from South Park - Season 1
Those beans might make me fart. Well, don't fart on me. from South Park - Season 1
Those were visitors. It was just a dream. My mom said so. from South Park - Season 1
Totally, dude. Good point. from South Park - Season 1
Trick or treat with yourself. But, Stan... from South Park - Season 1
Two minutes to air, Jesus. Thanks, Roland. Blessed art thou. from South Park - Season 1
Uncle Jimbo, we don't drink beer. What?! from South Park - Season 1
Understand? She's a lesbian. A what bian? from South Park - Season 1
Up yours, butt munch. What?! from South Park - Season 1
Very interesting. What is it, doc? from South Park - Season 1
Visitors took Kyle's baby brother. What?! from South Park - Season 1
Visitors! Oh, no! from South Park - Season 1
Wait till your father hears about this. Wait, Stan, there he goes. from South Park - Season 1
Wait till your father hears about this. Wait, Stan, there he goes. from South Park - Season 1
Wait to die of natural causes. But I've been waiting for 25 years! from South Park - Season 1
Wait, I know a way to find out. How? from South Park - Season 1
Wait, wait. Ladies and gentlemen... from South Park - Season 1
Wanna come over? We've got work to do. from South Park - Season 1
Want to make a dollar, Billy? My name's not Billy, it's Stan. from South Park - Season 1
Was that in the Bible? I saw it on Star Trek. from South Park - Season 1
Watch out, genetic engineers are crazy! Come on, Fluffy! from South Park - Season 1
Watch the video, Eric. Adolf Hitler was a very naughty man. from South Park - Season 1
We can too. It's against the law. from South Park - Season 1
We can use Cartman's pig. Leave Fluffy out of this! from South Park - Season 1
We committed him. What? Why? from South Park - Season 1
We could start breathing gas fumes. My uncle says smoking crack is cool. from South Park - Season 1
We did it! My God, what have we done? from South Park - Season 1
We got to call that hotline. Hey, there's a pay phone. from South Park - Season 1
We have to do something. We can't. from South Park - Season 1
We know how you can get $3,000. You do? from South Park - Season 1
We should buy Miss Ellen presents. We'll go to the mall tonight. from South Park - Season 1
We should go on a cruise. I can't afford a cruise. from South Park - Season 1
We sure it's Skuzzlebutt? Is there a Patrick Duffy leg? from South Park - Season 1
We wanna adopt a starving Ethernopian. When do we get the watch? from South Park - Season 1
We wanna watch Terrance and Phillip. No, Billy... from South Park - Season 1
We won a battle for your well being. What? from South Park - Season 1
We'll have to go to plan B. There's a plan B? from South Park - Season 1
We'll roshambo for it. No, it's mine. from South Park - Season 1
We'll roshambo for it. What do you mean? from South Park - Season 1
We're gonna call you "Fartboy" now. Bye bye, Fartboy. from South Park - Season 1
We're gonna win $ 1 0,000. Cartman will be famous. from South Park - Season 1
We're like sisters. Die! from South Park - Season 1
We're not married yet. We can't even get dates. from South Park - Season 1
We're still valentines, right? Sure, whatever. from South Park - Season 1
Welcome to the South Park... Wait. There's a star above the stage. from South Park - Season 1
Welcome, Chef. Yup. Here's your present. from South Park - Season 1
Well, I am, a little. We're all a little gay. from South Park - Season 1
Well, I would love that, Wendy. And I want to apologize to everybody. from South Park - Season 1
Well, let's get back to it. Right from South Park - Season 1
Well, let's see. Come on in. Do you have lots of gay dogs here? from South Park - Season 1
Well, let's see. Come on in. Do you have lots of gay dogs here? from South Park - Season 1
Well, sure. No! No! from South Park - Season 1
Well, what? I'm not telling you. from South Park - Season 1
Well, what's your question, hon? Goddamn it, do I have a dad? from South Park - Season 1
Well, you sure do act like it. I do that to get chicks, dumb ass. from South Park - Season 1
Well? Well, what? from South Park - Season 1
What about our potbellied elephant? Well, I'm sorry, children. from South Park - Season 1
What are they doing? I don't know. from South Park - Season 1
What are we doing here, Chef? Just look for anything suspicious. from South Park - Season 1
What are you doing here? You weren't invited, new kid. from South Park - Season 1
What are you doing, Grandpa? I'm going to Africa. from South Park - Season 1
What are you doing? I'm trying... from South Park - Season 1
What are you doing? Nothing. from South Park - Season 1
What are you doing? You can't sit with us, weirdo. from South Park - Season 1
What are you supposed to be? Raggedy Andy. from South Park - Season 1
What are you talking about, Eric? It was you. from South Park - Season 1
What are you talking about? Zombies. from South Park - Season 1
What did you say? I can't wait to own a fishing tank. from South Park - Season 1
What did you say? Okay, Chewbaccas take your seats. from South Park - Season 1
What do you mean? Has anything troubled him recently? from South Park - Season 1
What do you mean? See.. from South Park - Season 1
What do you mean? That dog is a gay homosexual. from South Park - Season 1
What do you think, Stan? This kicks ass. from South Park - Season 1
What has he done? Turn off the cameras! from South Park - Season 1
What have I done? Anybody get the number of that truck? from South Park - Season 1
What high F? You know. from South Park - Season 1
What is it? I don't know. from South Park - Season 1
What is it? Skuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying. from South Park - Season 1
What is it? Another prostate tumor? My brother's been abducted by aliens. from South Park - Season 1
What is that thing? That's Skuzzlebutt! from South Park - Season 1
What is that? I'm the solar system. from South Park - Season 1
What is that? Maybe it's Skuzzlebutt coming for us. from South Park - Season 1
What is this? Invitations to my birthday party. from South Park - Season 1
What is this? It's horrible. It's Terrance and Phillip. from South Park - Season 1
What kid? He says he's your kid. from South Park - Season 1
What kind of sick weirdo are you? Sorry. from South Park - Season 1
What kind of video did you make? You'll see from South Park - Season 1
What seems to be the problemo here? There's no problemo, officer. from South Park - Season 1
What should we do with the triangles? Get rid of them. from South Park - Season 1
What the hell are you doing? My mom said lesbians lick carpet. from South Park - Season 1
What the hell are you supposed to be? That's not important right now. from South Park - Season 1
What the hell are you talking about? I'm saying you're a little wuss. from South Park - Season 1
What the hell are you talking about? Rainbows. I hate those things. from South Park - Season 1
What the hell is that thing? A UFO. from South Park - Season 1
What the hell is this? I don't know, mayor. from South Park - Season 1
What the...? Dude, the mutant turkeys are back. from South Park - Season 1
What the...? Gross, Kyle! from South Park - Season 1
What was that? He is under alien control. from South Park - Season 1
What was that? That was a pigeon. from South Park - Season 1
What was your name? Chef's moving in on Miss Ellen. from South Park - Season 1
What were we talking about? The new kid. from South Park - Season 1
What were you talking about? Nothing, forget it. from South Park - Season 1
What will you do with it? Hide it from Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
What would we use a marble sack for? Be careful where you put that carrot, Kyle might steal it. from South Park - Season 1
What would we use a marble sack for? Be careful where you put that carrot, Kyle might steal it. from South Park - Season 1
What? My grandpa is asking me to kill him. from South Park - Season 1
What? Not watch Terrance and Phillip? from South Park - Season 1
What? See, your mom is on the cover. from South Park - Season 1
What? Suddenly I feel really confident. from South Park - Season 1
What? That was cool! from South Park - Season 1
What? Wait, there's more. from South Park - Season 1
What? You're gay, aren't you? from South Park - Season 1
What? Excuse me. Why are you taking Stan's blood? from South Park - Season 1
What? Skuzzlebutt's real? Oh, my God, look at his leg! from South Park - Season 1
What? You've got to weigh 90 pounds! I'm up to 94, thank you very much. from South Park - Season 1
What?! I think your dog is gay. from South Park - Season 1
What?! She got silver, dude. from South Park - Season 1
What?! What?! from South Park - Season 1
What're you doing dressed like that? Eating Kenny's pudding. from South Park - Season 1
What's a dildo? I don't know. from South Park - Season 1
What's a homosexual? Oh, well, Stanley... from South Park - Season 1
What's for lunch today? Salisbury steak with buttered noodles. from South Park - Season 1
What's going on here? Sidney Poitier? from South Park - Season 1
What's going on? The whole town's pissed off. from South Park - Season 1
What's gotten into you? You're my dad, Chef. from South Park - Season 1
What's happening, Indian Companion? Something coming. Grizzly bear. from South Park - Season 1
What's happening? Come over here if you're scared. from South Park - Season 1
What's in the box? A surprise. from South Park - Season 1
What's it look like? Does it look like pig or elephant? from South Park - Season 1
What's that stuff? Weight Gain 4000. It's bulking me up. from South Park - Season 1
What's that? It's part of a Cheesy Poof. from South Park - Season 1
What's the matter? I wanna know who my dad is... from South Park - Season 1
What's this about Christmas poo? Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
What's this about Christmas poo? Mr. Hankey. from South Park - Season 1
What's wrong with everybody? Hey, Terrance and Phillip is on. from South Park - Season 1
What's wrong with you? I don't wanna shoot it. from South Park - Season 1
What's wrong? I can't find Sparky. from South Park - Season 1
What's your name again? Damien. from South Park - Season 1
Whatever, you fat bitch. What did you say?! from South Park - Season 1
When is Satan gonna show up? Did he show up yet? from South Park - Season 1
Where are we going? The first people treated... from South Park - Season 1
Where are you from? The Seventh Layer of Hell. from South Park - Season 1
Where did you get that costume? My mom made it. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil. from South Park - Season 1
Where is that Thanksgiving spirit? We can't stop them. from South Park - Season 1
Where is the Triangle of Zinthar now? Triangle of Zinthar? from South Park - Season 1
Where is the Triangle of Zinthar? I don't remember. from South Park - Season 1
Where? I don't know, it was a rumor. from South Park - Season 1
Where? She has the boys. from South Park - Season 1
Where'd you get it? My mom. It's cool. from South Park - Season 1
Where'd you get that? Mail order from Africa. from South Park - Season 1
Where's Cartman? I don't know. from South Park - Season 1
Where's my uncle and Ned? Fishing with Kenny. from South Park - Season 1
Who cares? Kathie Lee Gifford's gone. from South Park - Season 1
Who? Dude, I thought she was dead. from South Park - Season 1
Who? The fat kid? Yeah. from South Park - Season 1
Who's my buddy? You're making me sick, dude! from South Park - Season 1
Who's our little prizewinner again? Me, Eric Cartman! from South Park - Season 1
Who's that fat chick? Sally Struthers. from South Park - Season 1
Whoa, dude! Where is the triangle, damn it? from South Park - Season 1
Whoa, dude. I always wondered if that would work. from South Park - Season 1
Whoa, look at that. Now do you believe us? from South Park - Season 1
Whoa, maybe you can kiss her. Or slip her the tongue. from South Park - Season 1
Whoa! Damn, what a freak! from South Park - Season 1
Whoa! That is one fudged up little cracker. from South Park - Season 1
Why are you so cool? I don't know, Clyde Frog. I just am. from South Park - Season 1
Why bad? Is it okay to kill your grandpa? from South Park - Season 1
Why bad? The new kid's a total weirdo freak. from South Park - Season 1
Why can't he live here now? Because he can't. from South Park - Season 1
Why did you dress like Raggedy Andy? Wendy's Raggedy Ann. from South Park - Season 1
Why do you wanna know? I'm not talking to you! from South Park - Season 1
Why don't we go get it? A cop showed up. from South Park - Season 1
Why don't we shoot him? It has to look natural... from South Park - Season 1
Why don't you get the fat kid? Why? from South Park - Season 1
Why is your family so poor? Kenny's family is so poor... from South Park - Season 1
Why not? I'll get in trouble. from South Park - Season 1
Why you walking so funny? Shut up! from South Park - Season 1
Why? Because it loves the taste of blood... from South Park - Season 1
Why? Make up your mind, dude. from South Park - Season 1
Would you like some tea, Clyde Frog? Yes, please. from South Park - Season 1
Wow, cool! Good boy. Who's my best buddy? from South Park - Season 1
Wow, cool! Why the hell does he get an A minus? from South Park - Season 1
Wow, I feel kind of bad for that kid. Just when he fit in he has to leave. from South Park - Season 1
Wow, that's cool! It's not! from South Park - Season 1
Wow! What did you write about? You know, this and that. from South Park - Season 1
Wow. Whoa, that was cool! from South Park - Season 1
Wow. Hi, Wendy. Hi, Stan. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, cool. Sweet. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, go away, Pip. Right. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, how did you know? Okay, now this is very important. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, right. As if we'd do that from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, she's just a girl. Lf a girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be: from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, she's just a girl. Lf a girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be: from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, that one. I gotta meet this woman. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, you just never know. I guess I'm sorry I was ignoring you from South Park - Season 1
Yeah, you're acting like a freak. No, I'm not acting like a freak! from South Park - Season 1
Yeah. And I've learned something too: from South Park - Season 1
Yeah. Hey, maybe we should go check on him. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah. No, I found it! He stole it! from South Park - Season 1
Yeah. We were gonna enter the contest. from South Park - Season 1
Yeah. Yeah, we did. from South Park - Season 1
Yes, Eric? How about we sing: from South Park - Season 1
Yes, I have to go now. Really, Kyle? from South Park - Season 1
Yes, I'll pay $50 for one. I want one! from South Park - Season 1
Yes, it is. Leonard Maltin asked me to call you. from South Park - Season 1
Yes, little boy? We don't respect Mr. Garrison. from South Park - Season 1
Yes, Mr. Garrison? Could we get rid of all the Mexicans? from South Park - Season 1
Yes, my son. Is it okay to kill somebody... from South Park - Season 1
Yes, of course. Do the dog dance. from South Park - Season 1
Yes, she stole my triangle! Get us down. from South Park - Season 1
Yes, Wendy? When someone gets as old as you... from South Park - Season 1
Yes. Damn it! from South Park - Season 1
Yes. Oh, dear. from South Park - Season 1
Yes. Then you're an Indian. from South Park - Season 1
You are Eric Cartman? Yes, ma'am! from South Park - Season 1
You are fired, buddy! It's been great working for you. from South Park - Season 1
You are smart and cool. Yes, you are strong, smart and cool. from South Park - Season 1
You bet, you poor dears. Now the moment you've waited for... from South Park - Season 1
You bet! That was a good episode. from South Park - Season 1
You better be right about this, Jimbo. Don't worry yourself. from South Park - Season 1
You better go home and get some sleep. Dance! from South Park - Season 1
You bit my arm! Kenny's back to normal. from South Park - Season 1
You boys wanna tie one on? No, that stuff tastes like pee. from South Park - Season 1
You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. Just a few hundred more shots. from South Park - Season 1
You can't care for him. I thought we were supposed to. from South Park - Season 1
You can't know. You should've won that talent show. from South Park - Season 1
You can't leave me here alone! Watch me. from South Park - Season 1
You did it, children. Okay, let's go trick or treat now. from South Park - Season 1
You did throw it away. I was setting it aside. from South Park - Season 1
You don't have any legs. Oh, yeah. from South Park - Season 1
You don't have any legs. Oh, yeah. from South Park - Season 1
You don't tell people what to get you. That's weak. from South Park - Season 1
You forgot to wear a costume. Couldn't your family afford one? from South Park - Season 1
You go to hell and you die! Is it Jimbo? from South Park - Season 1
You got the cow all tied up? All done. from South Park - Season 1
You guys, I can do it. Do what? from South Park - Season 1
You guys, my ass, seriously! Okay, you can stop farting fire now. from South Park - Season 1
You just got here, Chef. But the fight is starting. from South Park - Season 1
You just have to do one thing for me. I'm not gonna kill you. from South Park - Season 1
You kill me. I would never kill somebody... from South Park - Season 1
You know John Elway? No! from South Park - Season 1
You know who I am, don't you? Well, you ain't Fiona Apple. from South Park - Season 1
You little liar! I think it looks terrific! It matches... from South Park - Season 1
You live on the east side. I thought you were Native American. from South Park - Season 1
You look great. I feel kind of nauseous. from South Park - Season 1
You look like a pansy. Shut up, Kyle. from South Park - Season 1
You looking at my headgear? I didn't really notice. from South Park - Season 1
You mean like Kenny? Exactly. from South Park - Season 1
You must remove that costume. I can't. I have to win the candy. from South Park - Season 1
You need to mellow out. Take your game with you! from South Park - Season 1
You piece of crap, I'll kill you! That's the spirit! from South Park - Season 1
You piece of crap! They were all out! from South Park - Season 1
You son of a bitch, your mom sucks! But look what they put on. from South Park - Season 1
You stained my hat! Did you see that? That was sweet. from South Park - Season 1
You stink! You still didn't get a costume, Kenny? from South Park - Season 1
You suck at telling scary stories! Give me that flashlight. from South Park - Season 1
You sure Barbra's condo is here? It was a rumor. from South Park - Season 1
You threw it away, fatso! Let me see. from South Park - Season 1
You threw it away! He's a dirty thief. from South Park - Season 1
You understand? I don't understand hunting. from South Park - Season 1
You want more Cheesy Poofs? Yeah, I want the Cheesy Poofs. from South Park - Season 1
You were behind all the shenanigans. You're the stupid ho who started it. from South Park - Season 1
You were saying? They act normal, but they're evil. from South Park - Season 1
You were scared. You almost peed. Shut up! I didn't pee! from South Park - Season 1
You weren't in Vietnam! Were you stationed in Da Nang? from South Park - Season 1
You what? I thought you'd agree... from South Park - Season 1
You what? Are you insane? Let's go trick or treat. from South Park - Season 1
You're all I have left. Sorry, I gotta meet Wendy. from South Park - Season 1
You're an asshole, Phillip. What?! from South Park - Season 1
You're gonna fight Satan? It has been ordained from the start. from South Park - Season 1
You're his sparring partner. You have to. from South Park - Season 1
You're hysterical! I just don't wanna shoot it. from South Park - Season 1
You're leaving? I have to. from South Park - Season 1
You're looking great. I'm a lady killer, Mr. Hat. from South Park - Season 1
You're not a lesbian. I am too! from South Park - Season 1
You're not fat, you're big boned. That's what I said. from South Park - Season 1
You're not such a bad guy, Damien. Come on in and join the party. from South Park - Season 1
You're not taking me seriously. Why would you say that? from South Park - Season 1
You're such an asshole, Terrance. I sure am. from South Park - Season 1
You're that movie critic guy on TV. Leonard Maltin, yes. from South Park - Season 1
You're toast. We're gonna pound your heads in. from South Park - Season 1
You've gotta help us. I'm working on it. from South Park - Season 1
Your father's right, Kyle. Let me handle this. from South Park - Season 1
Your mom's a slut. Hey! from South Park - Season 1
Your mother? Liane Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
Your sister beat you up again? No! from South Park - Season 1
.. from South Park - Season 1
..."bear with wide canyon." What do you mean? from South Park - Season 1
...a few quickie alterations. And there you go, young man. from South Park - Season 1
...a substitute teacher comes to South Park... from South Park - Season 1
...about the homecoming game against Middle Park. from South Park - Season 1
...and all the parents are protesting a TV show. from South Park - Season 1
...and become the most threatening thing ever known: from South Park - Season 1
...and Cartman has strange things implanted in his ass. from South Park - Season 1
...and change my bet right now. Yeah, me too. from South Park - Season 1
...and Chef thinks he's evil. Look what he did to Kenny. from South Park - Season 1
...and crawl up your leg and bite the inside of your ass. from South Park - Season 1
...and end their miserable lives with excruciatingly painful, burning agony. from South Park - Season 1
...and Eric Cartman beefs himself up for the big day. from South Park - Season 1
...and expect them to do the mattress mambo. from South Park - Season 1
...and for just one day say, "The heck with it." from South Park - Season 1
...and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon and discovered France. from South Park - Season 1
...and gets to have dinner on me is Stan. from South Park - Season 1
...and gives gifts to everybody who eats fiber. from South Park - Season 1
...and has already lost 20% of their sponsors. from South Park - Season 1
...and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed." from South Park - Season 1
...and he cried like Nancy Kerrigan. Liar! from South Park - Season 1
...and I always get screwed by it. Children... from South Park - Season 1
...and if you have to poo poo, don't wipe with poison ivy. from South Park - Season 1
...and kills anybody who climbs to the top. from South Park - Season 1
...and letting their bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy. from South Park - Season 1
...and likes to add pieces to its deformed body. from South Park - Season 1
...and make sweet love to it all night long. from South Park - Season 1
...and Miss Ellen can stay on as your permanent teacher. from South Park - Season 1
...and negotiated for their fertile lands. from South Park - Season 1
...and our boys learn how to lick carpet from South Park - Season 1
...and play with ourselves. We'd play "I'm Natasha Henstridge." from South Park - Season 1
...and replacing it with She's the Sheriff, starring Suzanne Somers. from South Park - Season 1
...and select your best Mr. Hankey. That one. from South Park - Season 1
...and she only likes other lesbians. from South Park - Season 1
...and start decapitating zombies left and right. Do you understand? from South Park - Season 1
...and still undisputed ruler of your spiritual kingdom... from South Park - Season 1
...and that's animal homosexuality. from South Park - Season 1
...and then there were cows and aliens. from South Park - Season 1
...and though you find pleasure in watching us suffer... from South Park - Season 1
...and Tina Yothers in town.. from South Park - Season 1
...and we are fed up. from South Park - Season 1
...and we'll dig for our very own Indian arrowheads. from South Park - Season 1
...and worried more about their kids' lives, things would be better. from South Park - Season 1
...are camping on that mountain and... I'm sorry, can I start over? from South Park - Season 1
...are still killing themselves in front of the Toon Central building. from South Park - Season 1
...are up camping on that mountain now! from South Park - Season 1
...as it gets ready to find that female hummingbird... from South Park - Season 1
...as that guy on Full House. from South Park - Season 1
...at the 1 2th Annual Drunken Barn Dance. from South Park - Season 1
...because it's the best holiday. from South Park - Season 1
...because that's the only way you ever really lose. from South Park - Season 1
...Beelzebub! from South Park - Season 1
...Bill Fossey and I spawned a creature genetically superior to man. from South Park - Season 1
...black man like yourself doing in a pit like South Park? from South Park - Season 1
...but a vomitous oil that oozes through their veins... from South Park - Season 1
...but he acts like he does to get some action. from South Park - Season 1
...but I don't think you understand. from South Park - Season 1
...but I'm ******* and proud. from South Park - Season 1
...but it looks like turkey DNA. Precisely. from South Park - Season 1
...but just remember, Mommy's not far away. from South Park - Season 1
...but the next morning, I was pregnant with you, my little blueberry muffin. from South Park - Season 1
...but they can never take our freedom! from South Park - Season 1
...but to find out, they have to do DNA tests and they cost $3,000. from South Park - Season 1
...but we're wholesome Middle American guys. from South Park - Season 1
...but your son was holding baby Jesus fetus by the head. from South Park - Season 1
...can get a look at your stupid costumes. from South Park - Season 1
...can you turn Kenny back to normal? from South Park - Season 1
...clots in their brains, which causes their Nazi esque violent behavior. from South Park - Season 1
...creamed corn and creamed corn? from South Park - Season 1
...do a play about the history of South Park. from South Park - Season 1
...do I see the folly of guns. I'll never use a gun again. from South Park - Season 1
...do they have to wear Depend undergarments? from South Park - Season 1
...don't f* * * with Wendy Testaburger! from South Park - Season 1
...don't tell me The Cure is involved too. from South Park - Season 1
...either going in or coming out of my ass? from South Park - Season 1
...entertaining senior citizens. Say "hi" to the South Park fans. from South Park - Season 1
...for his work with the Rough Riders. from South Park - Season 1
...for long periods of time. from South Park - Season 1
...for the environmental essay to our own Eric Kaufman... from South Park - Season 1
...for this incredible bounty of green beans you have bestowed upon us. from South Park - Season 1
...for use in the holiday season. Ready? from South Park - Season 1
...found something during a field trip today. from South Park - Season 1
...Gerald Broflovski, myself, my friend Kevin... from South Park - Season 1
...goes around and murders people that ask him to. from South Park - Season 1
...has worked. from South Park - Season 1
...have been infected with the virus. from South Park - Season 1
...how offended you are. We can find out which words are least offensive... from South Park - Season 1
...I guess you came to the right person. Sit down. from South Park - Season 1
...I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. from South Park - Season 1
...I just want you to know that you're my sister and I love you. from South Park - Season 1
...I lived alone in the woods on the shore of..." from South Park - Season 1
...I want to help you confront your problem, m'kay? from South Park - Season 1
...I want you to feel like you can tell me anything, okay? from South Park - Season 1
...I was being dragged through a hallway. from South Park - Season 1
...I'd be a big fat ass too. That's ri... Hey! from South Park - Season 1
...I'll take you to my condo and kill you... from South Park - Season 1
...I'm gonna take whoever gets the highest score to dinner. from South Park - Season 1
...I'm not touching that with a 60 foot pole. from South Park - Season 1
...I'm putting you on a heavy regimen of Prozac. from South Park - Season 1
...if they ask you to, like assisted suicide. Is that okay? from South Park - Season 1
...in the woman's cha cha. from South Park - Season 1
...is because it's the only episode we animated all by ourselves. from South Park - Season 1
...is because you don't understand how I feel. from South Park - Season 1
...is load her into a rocket and have her shot into the sun. from South Park - Season 1
...is some of our children are camping on that mountain. from South Park - Season 1
...is the savior, Jesus Christ. Glory to God and good will towards men." from South Park - Season 1
...is your favorite celebrity and mine... from South Park - Season 1
...it has nothing to do with the Japanese mafia. from South Park - Season 1
...it makes all the trying worthwhile. from South Park - Season 1
...it would make my life brighter again. from South Park - Season 1
...it wouldn't be making love, it would be fucking it. from South Park - Season 1
...Jane learned in school what to do when a volcano erupts. from South Park - Season 1
...just because they're different. Let me sing you a little song. from South Park - Season 1
...Kathie Lee Epstein. from South Park - Season 1
...Kathie Lee Gifford! from South Park - Season 1
...Kathie Lee Gifford? from South Park - Season 1
...Kenny for his Edward James Olmos costume. from South Park - Season 1
...kill Kathie Lee Gifford. from South Park - Season 1
...let's get ready to rumble! from South Park - Season 1
...let's have a rootin' tootin' grandma humping time... from South Park - Season 1
...lung activity and, of course, sticky, puffy eyes. from South Park - Season 1
...maybe he's a part of the visitors' plan. from South Park - Season 1
...more mysterious crop circle patterns are appearing in fields. from South Park - Season 1
...Mr. Garrison, Ned, Chief Running Water... from South Park - Season 1
...Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to South Park! from South Park - Season 1
...my first thought was, "I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." from South Park - Season 1
...my parents will disown me. from South Park - Season 1
...non denominational song by the school chef. from South Park - Season 1
...Not Without My Anus. Based on a true story. from South Park - Season 1
...of troubling and undesirable stress. A volcano is no exception. from South Park - Season 1
...of Vanessa Redgrave's private parts. from South Park - Season 1
...only emerging at night to hunt for scraps of food. from South Park - Season 1
...or else Kenny's family will have a pretty corny Thanksgiving. from South Park - Season 1
...or else we'll get busted. Yeah, stupid. from South Park - Season 1
...or I'll whup your sorry ass back to last year! from South Park - Season 1
...or Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. from South Park - Season 1
...or special in an extra value meal at Happy Burger way. from South Park - Season 1
...or the 1 989 Denver Broncos. from South Park - Season 1
...or Toni Braxton beautiful? Or Pamela Anderson beautiful? from South Park - Season 1
...play it safe. from South Park - Season 1
...put it in an envelope and shoved it right up my ass... from South Park - Season 1
...right after this. from South Park - Season 1
...right here in South Park! from South Park - Season 1
...ruining any chance you had of coming to my party. Sorry, old chap. from South Park - Season 1
...sawed through some bone, snapped some cartilage. from South Park - Season 1
...saying stuff about his "Dark Prince father." from South Park - Season 1
...says "Green Mega Man"? Mine says "Red Mega Man." from South Park - Season 1
...she's not a member of the heterosexual persuasion. from South Park - Season 1
...since Kenny was turned into a duck billed platypus. from South Park - Season 1
...since they offend people with epilepsy. from South Park - Season 1
...since you don't get Christmas gifts. I get Channukah gifts for eight days. from South Park - Season 1
...slingshot their bodies into the side of the Toon Central building. from South Park - Season 1
...so I came as Chewbacca. from South Park - Season 1
...so mine eyes can confirm the wretched truth. from South Park - Season 1
...so this will be a non offensive Christmas.. from South Park - Season 1
...so we had to do the whole thing ourselves. from South Park - Season 1
...sometimes when a man and a woman are attracted to each other... from South Park - Season 1
...Stan, for his stupid little clown thing costume. from South Park - Season 1
...still, we give thanks. Amen. from South Park - Season 1
...that guy who used to be on 2 1 Jump Street. from South Park - Season 1
...that makes it go off at a specific moment. from South Park - Season 1
...that the play can't include any Christmas lights... from South Park - Season 1
...that we demand better television for our children. from South Park - Season 1
...that you have an acute case of fecalphilia. from South Park - Season 1
...that you worked so hard on last month? from South Park - Season 1
...that you've forgotten what's right about it. from South Park - Season 1
...the chances of our encountering some lava becomes great. from South Park - Season 1
...the Democrats have passed laws trying to stop hunting. from South Park - Season 1
...the king of all that is evil... from South Park - Season 1
...the little boy replied simply, "Me Stan..." from South Park - Season 1
...the non offensive, non denominational Christmas play... from South Park - Season 1
...the rays burn my eyes from South Park - Season 1
...the score is Middle Park Cowboys, 52. South Park Cows, 0 from South Park - Season 1
...the town of South Park has managed to rebuild itself once again... from South Park - Season 1
...then Matt would pretend I was Natasha. from South Park - Season 1
...there's nothing but Patrick Duffy from South Park - Season 1
...they had to put their cardboard box up for mortgage. from South Park - Season 1
...they want to be close to each other. from South Park - Season 1
...things get too boring and painful. from South Park - Season 1
...to any religious or minority group. Any other suggestions? from South Park - Season 1
...to any specific group. from South Park - Season 1
...to be the voice of the substitute teacher. She was in the movie Species. from South Park - Season 1
...to go to the stomach, where it is distributed to the blood! from South Park - Season 1
...to hunger, disease, pollution, even war. from South Park - Season 1
...to make Ultra Mega Mega Man. from South Park - Season 1
...to provide food for the needy. from South Park - Season 1
...to show we're not some pissant mountain town. from South Park - Season 1
...to the people in this room: Officer Barbrady, Chef, Jimbo... from South Park - Season 1
...to treat everyone equally, regardless of skin color. from South Park - Season 1
...tried to viciously murder an innocent grandfather. from South Park - Season 1
...unless they pissed me off. Is that a fact? from South Park - Season 1
...until they have taken everything from us. from South Park - Season 1
...wants to sing a song about this struggle of humanity. from South Park - Season 1
...was killed by a train. Huh? Oh, yeah. from South Park - Season 1
...we got a lot of complaints from religious groups. from South Park - Season 1
...we should learn about the horror writer Jackie Collins. from South Park - Season 1
...we should learn about the horror writer Jackie Collins. from South Park - Season 1
...we'll need some clever way to distribute them to the poor from South Park - Season 1
...we're gonna watch the Bob Saget show. from South Park - Season 1
...we're supposed to forget the bad stuff. from South Park - Season 1
...wearing very, very black trunks... from South Park - Season 1
...weighing in at a mere 1 40 pounds... from South Park - Season 1
...were the mortician and his assistant. from South Park - Season 1
...when all of a sudden, this bright blue light filled the room. from South Park - Season 1
...when he came across an ancient object. from South Park - Season 1
...when one of our lucky videos qualifies for the $ 1 0,000 grand prize. from South Park - Season 1
...when the noble and hearty Ute Indians lived on the land. from South Park - Season 1
...where could I have put Pip's invitation? Let's see... from South Park - Season 1
...where I learned all about the wonders of gaiety. from South Park - Season 1
...which would make you look more like this: from South Park - Season 1
...who is now so obese, he can't even get out of his house. from South Park - Season 1
...who was accidentally delivered instead of a Teiko sports watch. from South Park - Season 1
...who was accidentally sent here instead of a Teiko sports watch. from South Park - Season 1
...will be given by two people... from South Park - Season 1
...will be here to present the award to some kid for an essay. from South Park - Season 1
...will sing a special song in honor of Mrs. Lee Gifford! from South Park - Season 1
...with "Mecha Streisand"! from South Park - Season 1
...with "Starvin' Marvin." Yee haw! from South Park - Season 1
...with "Tom's Rhinoplasty." Yee haw! from South Park - Season 1
...with all these stupid, hick, redneck, jobless, truck driving idiots! from South Park - Season 1
...with his stuffed animals. He was doing their voices. from South Park - Season 1
...with Mr. Hankey, the Christmas chocolate bar from South Park - Season 1
...with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass. from South Park - Season 1
...with Thoreau's name crossed out and Cartman's name written in its place. from South Park - Season 1
...you immediately kill him and burn his body. from South Park - Season 1
...you may direct them to that brick wall over there. from South Park - Season 1
...you must remove Santa, Frosty and all that garbage too. from South Park - Season 1
...your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a bitch. from South Park - Season 1
...your Nazi ass tactics of trying to stink us out with your rancid feces... from South Park - Season 1
"Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride." from South Park - Season 1
"Dear Trey and Matt, I like your show." from South Park - Season 1
"Do you hate the celebrities you make fun of in South Park?" from South Park - Season 1
"Fear not. I bring tidings of joy. For born today in the city of David... from South Park - Season 1
"Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" from South Park - Season 1
"Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie." from South Park - Season 1
"Goddamn, that's a big fat ass!" from South Park - Season 1
"He's a dirty fighter." "He causes all the world's violence and death." from South Park - Season 1
"Hey, missy, why don't you go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!" from South Park - Season 1
"Let's sing and dance and bake cookies." from South Park - Season 1
"My essay, by Eric Cartman. from South Park - Season 1
"Screw the commie bastards, and screw their space station. " from South Park - Season 1
"Trey, get back to your schoolwork, m'kay?" from South Park - Season 1
"Where's your brother? You weren't looking out for him." from South Park - Season 1
"Why don't you stop dressing me like a mailman and making me dance for you... from South Park - Season 1