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Only Murders in the Building (2021) - Season 1

Only Murders in the Building (2021) - Season 1

Only Murders in the Building is a thrilling and comedic television series that premiered in 2021. The show, created by Steve Martin and John Hoffman, follows a group of true crime enthusiasts who find themselves embroiled in a real-life murder mystery within their upscale Manhattan apartment building.

The main cast of Only Murders in the Building is filled with seasoned actors who bring their unique talents to the screen. Steve Martin, who also happens to be one of the show's creators, stars as Charles-Haden Savage, a washed-up actor who once had a hit detective show. Joining him is Martin Short as Oliver Putnam, an outlandish theater director with a flair for the dramatic. They form an unlikely duo with Selena Gomez's character, Mabel Mora, a mysterious young woman who shares their obsession with true crime.

As the trio delves deeper into the murder investigation, they become amateur sleuths themselves, recording their findings in a true crime podcast aptly named "Only Murders in the Building." Their quest for truth takes them through a web of secrets, deceit, and unexpected twists. Each episode adds new layers of intrigue as the trio uncovers a web of connections between the building's eclectic residents.

The supporting cast of Only Murders in the Building includes a diverse ensemble of talented actors. Sting, the iconic musician, makes a guest appearance as himself, offering a delightful mix of celebrity humor and self-parody. Nathan Lane portrays the charismatic building's superintendent, Teddy Dimas, who adds a touch of flamboyance and wit to the series. Amy Ryan also shines as Jan, a resident with a complicated past and a possible link to the murder.

Only Murders in the Building seamlessly blends suspense, comedy, and mystery. With its unique mix of humor and crime-solving, the show appeals to a wide audience. It cleverly interweaves a love for true crime podcasts, the charm of New York City, and the human desire for connection, creating a show that keeps viewers on the edge of their seats.

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Only Murders in the Building is a series that offers something for everyone. Whether you're a fan of true crime, comedy, or mystery, this show merges all these genres into a captivating narrative. With its clever writing, talented ensemble cast, and an outstanding soundtrack, it has quickly become a fan-favorite. Prepare to immerse yourself in the world of Only Murders in the Building and embark on a thrilling and humorous journey through the halls of a Manhattan apartment building.

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A breakup drink before you shot him with his own gun?
A bunch of shit from when we were kids!
A calendar, any piece of physical evidence that would bring us closer
A cat never really leaves you
A cold instrument will go flat on you.
A connection was made...
A direct route into Bunny's.
A final episode by morning, saying that he did nothing,
A good subject for a podcast, just not yours.
A great callback, but incredibly mean.
A great old school name.
A hot Buddhist OJ.
A kindness? [yawns]
A loud one.
A m mis... [gulls cawing]
A murder podcast, and we've already come across something
A murderer definitely lives in the building!
A nod or a "no," guys...
A package with a ring in it?
A peace offering. Silvia's tamales,
A perfect spot for a perfect ending.
A pier high above the stage.
A place pungent with cat dander.
A podcast episode with all your evidence.
A pool built directly into the floor.
A regular entrée for years.
A regular thing, but I am strapped.
A reversal in sentiment regarding your tenancies
A sexy bassoonist.
A simple premise of a man trying to reach
A sin to be slow to write a check.
A sting.
A suicide note.
A tad more on top of their hygiene? Absolutely.
A tox report and fingerprint scan off the laptop
A toxicology report came back on my beloved cat,
A true crime podcast about a murder
A true crime podcast about a murder
A true crime podcast.
A word. Sure.
About noxious odors coming from your apartment.
About that Globe.
About the things that Charles and Mabel said about you in episode one.
About Tim Kono?
About Tim Kono.
About Tim or whatever,
About to get bought for $30 million.
About what Will told us. ‐ And?
Abuse. All of that.
Act poorly.
After 10 years and you don't call me?
After 20 years, man.
After 20 years.
After every date, I just want to go home
After Mabel... [shutter clicks]
Again.
Against another tenant, they can be evicted.
Aging when I listen to you.
Ah, you're welcome. ‐ So hot in here
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! A pillow...
Ah! Got it. [laughs]
Ah! Oh! Sorry. Thanks.
Ah. Fuckaroonies, it's my agent.
Ah...
Ah...
Ah... [shutter snaps]
ALL [overlapping] Hello! Hi! Hi!
All because they had to rush out a podcast.
All his father's crimes. He punches him in the stomach.
All I can think is
All I wanted to do today was just... be with you.
All part of the thrill of being
All thanks to you.
All that we have done together.
All the evidence. I want out. I'm out.
All the eyes on you all the time. [street chatter, bike bell rings]
All three members of Murder, She Wrote?
All will be back to normal hopefully soon.
Almost as bad as this.
Alone isn't so bad.
Alone isn't so bad. I like alone.
Alright, everyone!
Alright, guys, I need you to canvass around the building.
Also not the killer.
Also, he's renovating his apartment when he's gone
Also, the tenants in 14C,
Although I turn sort of a, you know, pinkish‐lavender.
Always makes you care deeply for the victim.
Always more.
Always wanted to throw that word around.
Among other things. [laughs]
An activist?
An article from the Post years ago
An entire continent here.
An hour after being desperate to get his hands...
An hour before you got there, I was so nervous.
An important thing a little bit later‐‐ ‐ Yeah, me, too.
An old TV series, many, many years ago.
An Oliver Putnam production!
An upbeat story. So just, when you're ready,
And a podcast is nothing.
And a ring, and if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it now or never.
And a second one
And actually meant it.
And all of your things, out of my place.
And all this cracks open. OLIVER: Mm‐hmm.
And an implicit death threat from Teddy Dimas,
And be careful.
And be glad that you still have one.
And became the subject of our next investigation.
And blow.
And blowing it twice
And by Bugs and Porky.
And by special, I mean direct.
And by the way, Every Breath You Take is no love song.
And charming and young.
And do some fantastic synchronized swimming choreography.
And does this have anything to do with what happened back then?
And don't even get me started on triplets
And don't we all feel like orphans here at times,
And Evelyn was poisoned.
And everything else about that guy,
And feed me broth because I'm losing my swallow reflex.
And figuring out why
And finally,
And for all he lost
And for any fans, I do have
And for Oscar Torres,
And give you this.
And half that time, I've been recovering
And has to carve a niche for themselves.
And he basically told me to fuck off.
And he could be living in our building.
And he could be living somewhere in our building.
And he knew that Tim had a gun.
And he never mentioned this to me, you know how modest he can be
And he poisoned my dog. Sir Sting.
And he was on the phone talking about the package.
And hear that you are wrong.
And here we are, w‐‐
And here you are,
And hope they don't notice it when we return it.
And how great
And I always wanted a picture with him. You know.
And I can see you're going to be a...
And I can't get up to sergeant by opening a case that I already closed.
And I could pretend I lived in the Arconia.
And I don't make mistakes on my cases.
And I don't need people like you in my life.
And I figure, if I've got a shot,
And I had had a few cocktails. ‐ And I had had a few cocktails! Stop!
And I have a teeny bit of a drinking problem.
And I have every piece of jewelry he had in there.
And I have learned, Teddy.
And I just thought I'd check in.
And I just thought, you know,
And I liked it 'cause old Herman wasn't alone.
And I look across the room, and I see this beautiful woman,
And I love her so much. ‐ Meow...
And I need those extra rooms.
And I never saw the person. ‐ Yeah.
And I now take cryptocurrency. [elevator dings]
And I picked up some hummus.
And I really was.
And I still have his cat's leg somewhere
And I swear to you, I'm not gonna let you down.
And I tell her that I will, some day,
And I think that's why I'm so obsessed
And I thought, isn't that each of us,
And I want something on record in case...
And I want to share in that cusp.
And I was rocking this awesome yellow fur coat.
And I was.
And I would cook her favorite omelet in the morning,
And I would do it again
And I would like a second date.
And I would like to take you to dinner right now."
And I'll fill you in on the stuff that was too juicy to write down.
And I'll fill you in on the stuff that was too juicy to write down.
And I'm a little strapped right now.
And I'm especially expert at first dates.
And I'm looking for the mysterious...
And I'm out like a light. Works every time.
And I'm the one with the street smarts.
And I've always found my lead.
And I've been haunted by it.
And I've never even seen you play. JAN: I think it would make me too nervous.
And if I need to adjust my embouchure.
And if it works out, scary. If it doesn't work out, scary.
And if one of the neighbors on two
And if we want to take down Dimas before 7:00 AM, first...
And is up against enormous obstacles
And it actually seems like it was written by a...
And it's all because of you.
And it's gonna be large.
And it's isolating.
And it's kind of, in a weird way,
And just a quick reminder.
And just let it all hang out...
And just sent him on his way.
And just‐‐ ‐ Baby, no.
And knocked a frozen cat out of his freezer.
And knowing, finally, I am truly number one for someone.
And leave the bad behind.
And let me tell you something about Steve. [Charles groans]
And listeners like you.
And Lucy and I just wanted to skip it.
And Mabel made you...
And make sure it's super fuckin' tight!
And maybe...
And minorly traumatized. Huh?
And misses the magic we made. ‐ Oliver, I loved our shows.
And my hobby is solving murders.
And my name is in Fallon's mouth! Wow!
And my oven conked out, so I'm gonna need yours.
And my stupid...
And my, uh, last girlfriend,
And New Yorkers have a special way of communicating.
And no dish washing. It's all containers and fingers.
And no one unknown to him came in or out
And no one would know it.
And not needing those advisors in his head anymore.
And now no one wants to come because we're the "murder building."
And now Tim is dead.
And now we know how weird it is
And now, here's Cinda Canning
And now, we got this kid coming‐‐
And now, we're wondering was he the first
And on her list of people who stayed during the fire alarm.
And one for luck.
And one of their granddaughters. FALLON: Wow.
And Oscar and Zoe.
And other notes!
And our track record is lousy. ‐ Sazz,
And passed it on to my father,
And people who keep their hands up uncrossed on the table, like you were...
And plant my face in a pillow and never go out again.
And play Parcheesi and have a gab,
And remember, if you need a domain, website, or online store,
And remember, keep your eyes peeled.
And reopen the case like a goddamn hero boss,
And Roberta says...
And room for at least four Dimas spots in every hour?
And say that she wasn't texting.
And she brought with her her 7‐year‐old daughter, Lucy.
And she laughs and says,
And she loved it, and I loved it,
And she smiles and says,
And she stumbled in on me!
And she was better at everything than I was.
And she's got a very big first chair bassoon moment tonight,
And shit themselves in envy!
And snort the ashes like it's 1982.
And so, I just‐‐
And some ginseng and Spanish fly.
And start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we were kids.
And text it to me as soon as you find it.
And that is not the response you first want.
And that smell is new,
And that tray, too.
And that view.
And that's how it all went down. What do you think?
And that's why I think Dimas Delis is the obvious sponsor.
And the girl in the car is one of the cohosts, but now, we think
And the investigations are over.
And the jewels, and the Dimases.
And the lengths that you have gone to while undercover.
And the only way I'm gonna get my place back
And the other she held onto...
And the timing with the fire alarm that night.
And the truth about Cookie is,
And the victim's phone...
And the why now. Alright? Make the case.
And the writing will come!
And the... MABEL: The the who...
And then a half‐hour later,
And then by Mabel,
And then fire alarm. Whoop!
And then gets mad at a cat for wandering in?
And then he did. [sobs]
And then I clarified
And then I went and fucked that up by listening
And then I went back to my window to practice my Pavane piece.
And then show up and start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we were kids.
And then their secrets.
And then this broad had the audacity
And then threw up in a pool at a wedding in Syosset.
And then, like an idiot,
And there's a man standing over me.
And they made me alive.
And they never came back.
And they want me to audition for this?
And think only about what you know.
And this guy's complaining about a sunburn he got on an airboat.
And this is her way of stopping the investigation.
And this is what I need. I want you to really hit killer.
And this one. These are all from Angel.
And this.
And took the elevator down to six.
And Trader Joe's.
And tragic. My bad. I do own that.
And tried to steal Evelyn's body
And trust me, you need acoustics.
And two. Some of three.
And was hoping you could help them by releasing
And we can all still enjoy the fine dips and wraps
And we can play any instrument the same way.
And we could be the Hardy Boys...
And we had sex. I don't know if I said that.
And we have to rip it up.
And we know a lot more now.
And we made a ton of secret discoveries.
And we promised each other we wouldn't do that!
And we should've known bett‐‐
And we stole it from a neighbor to get it!
And we think Tim saw what really happened.
And we're going to Long Island.
And when's he's not, I'm patient. ‐ Mm.
And why aren't we looking more at this man,
And why is that exactly?
And Winnie! My little girl! I'm so glad you're back.
And with, you know,
And work on this nursery
And you can dive down! Splash!
And you chip away everything that isn't elephant.
And you know what?
And you noticed when you brought up his name,
And you took two more bodies over the edge with you!
And you, Sam,
And you're getting with him right as he's heating up, what with this podcast.
And you're gonna need me
And you're the reason we all met! ‐ It's true.
And you're two randos that dragged me into a podcast.
And your daughter, are producing a podcast about Tim Kono's murder.
And your lady some space last night.
And your pizza rolls are chewy.
And your sad little melancholy omelet.
And‐‐ ‐ That's why I'm using a friendly tone.
And‐and‐and don't worry. This is just a...
And, apparently, one of you jerk‐offs did it.
And, baby,
And, honestly, it'd be, like, better for my whole family if...
And, some day, I'm going to marry her.
And, uh, ended well.
And, uh, on a dare, I rode an elephant
And, uh, some dip for these really dry rolls.
And, uh, the reason why is going to be...
And, you know, at 20 minutes a pound...
And, you know, cutting people loose is not one of my things.
And, you know, we should not presume
And... [sighs] You know, th‐that's why we've moved the tour up.
And... action!
And... action.
Angel.
Another shot at righting
Any luck with that?
Any word from Oliver?
Anybody! Help!
Anybody! Help!
Anyone join me? ‐ I'm gonna go for a run.
Anyone?
Anything can be a clue.
Anything for me? ‐ Yep. Save me a trip.
Anyway, I'm mortified.
Anyway, Mabel has plans in the afternoon, so that only leaves tomorrow morning.
Anyway, me and my Hardy Boys...
Apparently, my hip motions weren't natural,
Approximately 12 minutes from now,
Are going right into the freez
Are gonna do when they see this?
Are my feet bleeding through my shoes?
Are Putnuts. [laughs] Oliver's my favorite.
Are you all busy right now?
Are you asking me to be your bestie?
Are you ready for the nugget?
Are you really gonna make me say it?
Are you still on 88th? ‐ Yeah, uh, traffic's moving!
Around the complex. CHARLES: And your Hardy Boys,
As any true crime aficionado will tell you,
As any true crime aficionado will tell you,
As I know you know, I'm a director,
As I said, it's a lot. Don't be here if you don't like a lot.
As in the deceased murdered male
As per the building's bylaws,
At a New Year's Eve party on the roof of the Arconia.
At her own building meeting today.
At least, most were.
At the Arconia, Tim Kono. That's right. I said murdered.
At the Arconia.
At the end of the first act, there was this amazing number
At this rate, we're gonna be, like, at two million by... Thursday.
Attempts to get his last words right?
ATTENDANT: 4.50. ‐ Uh,
Back at you, fuckers.
Back line.
Bad timing, which is also a Pataki thing.
Badly delivered, but a good line. So, do it again for me,
Based on your shirt only! Uh, not based‐‐
Basic algebra? Forget about it.
Be inspired to dream big.
Because his cat kept going into Tim's apartment.
Because I don't want to live in a world without them anymore.
Because I have this new idea for the set.
Because I think I'm falling in love with you, too.
Because if you don't, well,
Because it turns out I can be very passionate with the right person.
Because it's like...
Because it's not good for a son to hear,
Because of all the crime.
Because of all the crime.
Because of an asthmatic Tim Kono,
Because of your podcast.
Because that's what I mostly have.
Because there's poison in it.
Because these blueberry bad boys
Because they transmit parasites.
Because they're afraid to come here.
Because they're wearing a hoodie. It's like a huge no.
Because this is how I'm gonna fill
Because we need this one thing to run smoothly, okay?
Because you don't. ‐ Happily.
Because you don't. ‐ Happily. Fuck you.
Because you'd just be worshiping him all the time.
Because your mind is trapped in the past?
Because your podcast needs to end.
Because, apparently, he wants a "fresh start."
Becomes your last shot?"
Been featured on iTunes and Spotify as one of the best new podcasts.
Before everything's gone
Before this...
Before us, you could be killed in your own apartment,
Before you blow their brains out!
Before you blow their brains out!
Before you're warmed up.
Behind his barn that night in Chickasha
Being a fan is like being married.
Being alone in life is making you a little weird.
Believe me, when he's acting, you can tell.
Between that and the stabbing,
Big day. CHARLES: Whoa...
Big mistake. BUNNY : Pay your bills!
Bloody cat prints! ‐ My beautiful Evelyn.
Bloody cat prints.
Bo had found... [Bo whining]
Bo ran proudly to me with it dangling in his mouth.
BOTH: Becky's panties!
BOTH: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
BOTH: Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
BOTH: The garbage bag!
Brain freeze! [snorts]
Bring up a dangerous topic until he snaps,
Bring up Tim Kono, see what he does.
Bring up Tim Kono, see what he does.
Bunny changed the locks on me
BUNNY: A lovely memory?
Bunny!
But Wait, you know what? That's not true
But also kind if you looked at him the right way.
But always trying to find some new way
But as you know, there can only be one
But ask us to do basic algebra?
But before you look too shocked by their age difference,
But can we all just be grateful he's gone?
But can we please let this go?
But clearly, we are getting close if they're sending a message to the leader.
But even if you're not alone,
But give us...
But good thing you got bagels.
But have you ever wondered, could they harm me?
But he was awful to my mother.
But he's out now, and I'm fine.
But honestly,
But I also know me, and I can't stop thinking about this.
But I am strapped. ‐ Dad.
But I cut his one short.
But I did find this.
But I didn't murder Tim Kono. [gate slams]
But I didn't tell my ex that. Emma. That's my ex.
But I figure if we also brought coffee...
But I guess old white guys are only afraid of
But I have it managed. I just don't talk to people.
But I have never had less faith in a creative team than I do right now.
But I have one more mess to embrace first.
But I have to.
But I just met a very strange man,
But I killed Tim Kono‐‐
But I suspect it ended with him finally finding the girl.
But I'm not sure it was stupid.
But I've been gathering all the jewels and evidence I can find
But if anyone's wearing an animal suit, it better be you or me.
But if we're gonna go down this road, we need some advice.
But it still seems bad.
But it was all pretend.
But it's also kinda thrilling,
But it's too much,
But it's totally worth it.
But let's pace it up, people. Please.
But listen, let's grab a drink some time.
But making it all about me...
But maybe, it will give us a better picture of who she is.
But most of all...
But my ex... didn't.
But my, uh, favorite podcast just dropped a new episode tonight, and‐‐
But none of it's interesting.
But not me.
But now you think she's involved?
But on that night,
But one thing I could never get about you
But perhaps they were key to the entire...
But perhaps we should take a vote on 12E and 14C?
But please shut up.
But she let me back in to grab a few things.
But she's cute. You should ask her out. ‐ Mm‐hmm.
But Sting did not murder Tim Kono.
But subtly, of course, 'cause I don't think he'd like that.
But that all changed because of what was going on
But that might not be so bad either. [elevator dings]
But that wasn't enough for her. ZOE: Yes!
But that's usually who people want to follow.
But the world needs Oliver Putnams.
But then I grew to appreciate
But then, it became all too clear.
But they didn't move forward. I don't think I test well.
But they never know the real us,
But this is important
But this means a lot to you. They do.
But this podcast is the first thing that's
But this shit stops when Kareem comes.
But Tim messed up by seeing somebody else,
But to care about a murder mystery,
But twins creep me the fuck out.
But was it Tim's garbage or was it Teddy's?
But we are the day oners.
But we can't possibly go on.
But what about the cat? The who?
But what we will do...
But you guys...
But you know what, chums?
But you know, people meant it as a compliment
But you know, with me, it's always gonna be more.
But you mean more.
But you really thought I'd cheat on you?
But you? Do your parents have a place there‐‐
But‐‐ And it isn't just the story of a man's death.
But‐but we're the heroes of this building.
But, Charles...
But, Emma insisted that Lucy go.
But, gotta admit, these pizza rolls smell good. What do you think?
But, I don't want a fight.
But, I knew...
But, I said...
But, I...
But, I'm telling you this because...
But, in‐in‐in the best ways.
But, it is just a rough patch, honey, and I just‐‐
But, it wasn't actually...
But, it's the ride that counts.
But, let's not rush this.
But, the first night of previews,
But, uh, my grandchildren...
But, you wouldn't wanna date Jesus
But, you...
But, your daughter is extraordinary.
Buy three,
Buy three,
By a mom. ‐ I know.
By a show of hands, who here thinks our building
By making us all characters in a podcast.
By showing up at his house with a fully cooked turkey.
By the way, I'm not calling you Zeus anymore.
By your side for the resurgence.
Can act as if they never heard those things.
Can actually kill the tree it hangs on
Can be stolen.
Can cause you to make some weird choices.
Can I get you some ice?
Can I have my coat? Please?
Can I just stream it later and spare myself?
Can I show you the suicide notes?
Can I speak with you? ‐ Of course, Bun Bun.
Can I? BOTH: Absolutely not.
Can learn how to use Twitter. It's not that hard.
Can we get the four‐top by the window?
Can we just go chill? Where you headed?
Can you call me a simpleton again?
Can you‐‐ Can you sign that to him?
Can you, can you sign that to him?
Can't let anyone in.
Can't we work something out here?
Can't you tell?
CANNING [on podcast]: Even in a steady Oklahoma rain,
CANNING: But a second chance always comes with risk.
CANNING: But all that changed because of what was going on next to the riverbed.
CANNING: You might make the same mistake again.
Care to peel for us?
Case closed. WILLIAMS: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on.
Certainly more than Jan, who is...
CHARLES [clearly] No.
CHARLES [on podcast]: And the day Tim was murdered was the day
CHARLES [on podcast]: Hey, podcast listeners.
CHARLES [on podcast]: If only we had a window into Tim Kono's mind.
CHARLES [on podcast]: Tim Kono had stumbled upon Teddy Dimas' side business
CHARLES [whispers] Oh! Tie‐Dye Guy
Charles‐Haden Savage.
Charles, buddy, just...
Charles, why does that feel so good?
Charles, your nose.
CHARLES: ...can't actually see the color red..
CHARLES: A great true crime mystery unpeels itself
CHARLES: A great true crime mystery unpeels itself like an onion.
CHARLES: Ah, that's true. I've fallen in love
CHARLES: And one more toast to Mabel. [laughter]
CHARLES: And that concludes the final episode of
CHARLES: and to recognize
CHARLES: Because, let's be honest.
CHARLES: But even stronger than the odor
CHARLES: But what do we have for the why now?
CHARLES: Embrace the mess.
CHARLES: Every person is a mystery,
CHARLES: Hi‐‐ Whoa! OLIVER: Oh my God!
CHARLES: How well do you know your neighbors?
CHARLES: Howard Morris lives at the Arconia in apartment 3D,
CHARLES: I am looking for a guy
CHARLES: I just say bag 'em up and maybe take a Z‐Pak.
CHARLES: I think our list of suspects just got a little longer.
CHARLES: I'm about to pass out!
CHARLES: I'm coming to you live from...
CHARLES: I'm sorry...
CHARLES: Lester, what the hell? ‐ Found someone dead.
CHARLES: My last relationship lasted six years.
CHARLES: Oh boy!
CHARLES: Oh!
CHARLES: People who don't pay their building fees are the worst.
CHARLES: Perhaps Evelyn the cat's paw prints meant nothing.
CHARLES: Say hello to Angel.
CHARLES: Shh! Don't yell blood!
CHARLES: That's just your brain leaking out through your foot. Here.
CHARLES: That's right. Our prime sponsor is now our prime suspect.
CHARLES: The notes.
CHARLES: We gotta get her! I'm not leaving her here!
CHARLES: We have our first clue.
CHARLES: We may be too!
CHARLES: We need to find someone who knew him.
CHARLES: Welcome to...
CHARLES: What kinda guy kills himself an hour after being
CHARLES: What up!
CHARLES: What?
CHARLES: What? OLIVER: Whoa!
CHARLES: Wow. Good turnout.
CHARLES: Yeah, sure. He was broke.
CHARLES: Yeah! Oh.
CHARLES: You know what? I'm gonna try Mabel again.
Charles!
Charles! ‐ Charles!
Charles! I need to camp‐‐
CHARLES/OLIVER: Ooh.
CHARLES/SAM: Confident they had gotten away with murder.
Charles‐Haden Savage from 14
Checkers? Chazz!
Cheers. ‐ Hey.
Chilling at Washington Square Park, so...
Chorus boys tend to stick together.
CINDA CANNING [on podcast]: When Ray Butler walked me into the woods
CINDA CANNING: Testing, testing.
CINDA CANNING: Uh... He's Brazzos, and he's
CINDA: "What happens when your second chance
CINDA: I'm so sorry to have to take this. It's just,
CINDA: Sometimes, a second chance
CINDA: What's more dangerous?
Cinda's gonna think we're lunatics. [elevator dings]
Clearly, that didn't go well, but Oliver is right.
Close on a few things. ‐ Yeah, that's what you said last time.
Cocktail glasses from the garbage the night of the murder?
Colon cancer and societal change.
Colon. Only Murders In The Building.
Come on in.
Come on, girl.
Come to New York.
Comeback kid! We are so gonna get Tarantino'd!
Coming this fall. Until then,
Coming to you like this. I'm...
CONDUCTOR: The youngest first chair bassoonist
Congrats!
Congrats. You're the most hated person
Control him! I don't like dogs.
Cool.
COP 1: Nobody move!
COP 2: Hands up! [Oliver gasps]
Could I also grab a lighter, some batteries, and‐‐
Could never forget the SVU poster.
Could think so little of himself.
Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Cutter sold it.
Cutter, to talk about that piece he wanted.
Dad's got ALS now.
Daddy's Little Helper. ‐ Daddy's Little Helper.
Damn, girl.
Damn, he was right. Tim called it.
Dead! [laughs] But literally.
Deaf son. Mm! [crunch]
Decided to become a real one.
Desperate to flee, my yiayia made a trade
Desperate to get his hands on this?
DETECTIVE WILLIAMS: Oh shit.
DETECTIVE WILLIAMS: We're all born alone.
DETECTIVE WILLIAMS: You don't want to be sitting ducks.
Deviant sexual pursuits.
Deviant sexual pursuits.
Did he seem like he was gonna go do something like that?
Did Jan poison you? ‐ [slurred] Yes! She poisoned me...
Did Teddy write those notes?
Did you ask out sexy bassoonist?
Did you chill it up so hard?
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
Did you learn anything from the online world of Tim Kono?
Did you not see what I did today?
Did you really like it!?
Did you say "death threat"?
Did you say Evelyn died?
Did you see someone come in and out?
Did you, uh, by chance, know Tim Kono?
Did you, uh, you know the, uh, 30 million?
Didn't the cop say that Tim was having money problems?
Dimases make sure to blend in with the residents
Dips for dinner. I bet I have not had
Direct every big Broadway show,
Directing is my day job. [laughs] I'm sure you're aware.
Discovering what makes the other climax.
Dismembers 12 ladies trying to take her title.
Do a second podcast. CHARLES: No.
Do I wish they were
Do me this honor.
Do they have a a confused
Do we have to do this in a closet?
Do you even like this podcast?
Do you have a dog? ‐ I have a dog.
Do you have another cat, Mr. Morris?
Do you have anything? ‐ The crying is covering the dialogue.
Do you know how many complaints I got about him?
Do you know what my cousins back on Nisyros
Do you like it? Yeah? ‐ I like it.
Do you like your Beats?
Do you need help?
Do you not see this coat!?
Do you remember the day
Do you see anything you got in today's packages?
Do you see how good we are together?

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