Listen to the sound clip Sand. Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex and you can't Jack off. They're sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass. And then some car... from Mr Garrison Soundboard:

Sand. Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex and you can't Jack off. They're sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass. And then some car...

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