Listen to the sound clip A name that was such a brazen attempt to appear first in telephone directories, I couldn't help but be impressed. from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard:

A name that was such a brazen attempt to appear first in telephone directories, I couldn't help but be impressed.

This sound is from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard

Many phrases from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Two Soundboard, voiced by Steve Coogan.