South Park - Season 2 Edit

A good film festival should be something where we all say

A haiku called "Time to Kill Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer."

A haiku is just like a normal American poem except

A high speed car chase is happening right now on Interstate three.

A lite rain in the middle of a dusty afternoon or a hug from your dear old aunt...

A lot of people think that in a small town there isn't a lot for the law to do.

A red dog, on a...

A summer without fireworks is like I don't know, but it sucks ass.

A team of scientists continues to try and unfreeze the body

A true reason to be

A watch with his initials on it, a day planner with the murder scheduled.

AAAAA! MR. TWIG IS BROKEN IN HALF!

AAAAA! Mr. Twig! No!

Aaah, yeah. That's much better

About the whole experiece over the last couple of days.

Actually honey, I think those little tikes are just what we need. I've got an idea.

Advance there maties.

After being frozen, I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends

After that we'll take over the U.S., then Europe,

After that, we're going to bomb all of Iran.

After the Terrance & Phillip episode...

After we killed a bunch of people together I realized my real family

Afterwards we used that towel to Wait, why am I telling you this?

Ah drop sucker on that!

Ah god damn it!

Ah hah! Caught you red handed! Mmkay.

Ah just give us the damn book, fruitcake!

Ah man screw this.

Ah man. This movie's hella scary.

Ah sweet. Hey guys check it out you don't even have to put a quarter in her.

Ah, cheer up bro, all you need is some clear liquid to get your head straight.

Ah, screw you guys.

Ah, so roll the tape. Here we are up at Shafer's crossing looking for some animals.

Ah, take a load off, put your feet up.

Ah, that's weak man. You know what you need? You need a good, stiff drink.

Ah, we don't care for that hoidy, toydi, rich folks stuff.

Ah, ye, yeah. Ok. Beggining today we're taking the show in a new direction.

Ah, you just need something a little stronger.

Ah! You have rats in your house too, Kenny?

Ahahahha! Clubhouse! That's the lamest thing I've ever heard.

Ahem... I love Cheesy Poofs, you love Cheesy Poofs, if we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,

Ahh, of course you do.

AHH! Hurry up it's coming!

AHH! Oh dude what a nightmare!

Ahhh! Ten dolla! 10 dolla socia boy!

Ahhhh... thanks?

Ain't nowhere to hide (come on!)

Ain't nowhere to run (come everybody let's)

All done.

All else aside, I must say that the Rough Riders

All I can say is they better have Nintendo.

All I need is for Celine Dion to sing our Iranian national anthem at the game,

All leathered, has four compartments, and a key with lock. Interested?

All of these things link Terrance to the murder:

All of us?

All of you have detention for the rest of the week!

All our prayers are with our little South Park cows now playing their hearts out in China.

All over America, the effects of the giant ash snake can be seen.

All right, let's get things going with Rancid!

All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!

All righty then, let's get to my presents shall we?

All these new people in South Park are stressfulin my home.

All they said was that they saw the Mexican Staring Frog

All this for a bunch of stupid movies?

All this stuff about Vietnam and he got us in trouble.

All this time, look out for your little brother Kyle, take care of your little brother Kyle,

All this week Ned and I will be risking lives from him as we go on location

All units, all units, report to Avenue 254 De Los Mexicanos

All units, all units: 5 12 at 635 Avenue De Los Mexicanos 635. Request assistance.

All units, all units! We have a 520 on the suspect.

All we wanna do is buy out your coffee shop here

All you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.

All you want to do is help the planetarium thrive!

Allright. Ok, whoever took the sacred cow just please return it

Alright alright! Calm down. I think that's enough for today.

Alright and now before we all vote yes on Prop Ten, here to remind us why

Alright and then we'll put up the stage here.

Alright boys keep your heads down.

Alright boys you're up next. Welcome to Mr. Hankey's happy Lolly land

Alright boys, just 5 more of the little bastards to go.

Alright boys. That's it. Pack it up, we're moving out of town.

Alright Chuck, but we gotta lay low for a little while.

Alright damn it! We are not going to stand for this.

Alright give me ten dollars.

Alright here's Eric Cartman giving it a shot.

Alright how about five hundred thousand dollars?

Alright Manson we know you're in there. Come out peacefully and we'll shoot you.

Alright Ned, you're gonna have to bust out the whip.

Alright now you just got to send this bozo through and the whole mess will be over with.

Alright people, the next order of business is a very serious matter.

Alright Stan, I was just trying to tell a good story.

Alright you. You spread 'em.

Alright, and it can be our little secret about who wrote it, right? Sure!

Alright, just grab the rope. Wait a minute. What's this?

Alright, now come on you have to practice!

Alright, this better be good.

Alright, this mechanical bull is gonna help you practice for the real thing Cartman.

Alright? Bad cows! You hear me? BAD COWS!!!

Although I could've sworn that I have heard of them and they starved to death in my prison.

Am I to understand there will be no side dishes?

Amazing! He looks so much like us!

America's Most Wanted has reconstructed this crime...

America's Most Wanted is not about violence, it's about family

Ample parking day or night, people spouting, "Howdy neighbor!"

An agreement to let the U.S. inspect his military operations.

An ancient discovery of a prehistoric man actually frozen in ice!

An never come back to Canada again.

An organization that prides itself on great coffee!

And 5, 4, 3...

And after killing the entire Vietcong army, they returned to base camp.

And all over America, kids are turning to the streets, and running away.

And all the Poos down in Pooville joined hands and they sang,

And also try the numbers of some endangered species

And are on their way to the world championship in China.

And are prepared for your book reports.

And as the voluminous corporate automaton bulldozes it's way through bantam America,

And attempted sizemology have not given us any leads as of yet.

And Barbrady, your wife called, she wants you to get some pizza on the way home.

And because of this piece of shit, I'm never reading again!

And besides you found him.

And bury me in a box with a side of Kroff Dinner.

And by that I mean who's dominating the aspects of the relationship?

And call all the pet stores in the phone book.

And care enough to want Harbucks out, then they're out. So good luck to you.

And celebrities.

And come up with something current in South Park to do a report on.

And do you have any idea what that means?

And either you're getting on a bull or I'm gonna break your fucking head open!

And Elton. Why don't you get yourself some new threads? You know.

And ended with us eating ice cream.

And enjoy festivities including prizes rides, and of course the world famous Running of the Cows.

And finally, I'd like to say that reading totally sucks ass!

And fix my laundry machine when it breaks down.

And GO...and Bingo was his name o. Once a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name o.

And had my first talent show audition... Ok bye.

And had my friend take a picture. Eh...

And have Shelley kick my ass? No thanks.

And having never taken drugs, I can say that they have nothing to offer.

And he had dreams of not eating frozen waffles for dinner every night!!

And he wasn't even really my little brother.

And he's not even my real brother?

And here you are. You're from South Park, yeah? Yeah.

And hopes that their young will hear their cry.

And I actually do get fired, then Mr. Hat is gonna do horrible things to you.

And I am one with you.

And I am very pleased to announce that in honor of the South Park

And I appreciate that

And I call them "Fudge 'Ems. "

And I guess that's what I've learned. I'm sorry for what I've did, but that doesn't make up for it.

And I guess the only thing left to say is God bless us everyone.

And I need a crane, helicopters and all that crap!

And I told her to shut her hole before I kick her in the nuts.

And I was able to go because I have a slightly higher intelect than others.

And I will have to go and find her.

And I've also got my double chocolate cookies, "fudge this. "

And if I don't come up with $2 million, I'm goin' to jail.

And if I wanna finger paint, then I'm gonna finger paint!

And if it doesn't kick ass and you make me look bad,

And if it don't get done, then I'll move on.

And if it wasn't for Chef, I would never've had a career in music.

And if the law passes you'll be thrown out of town.

And if we can't live in quite simple peaceful mountain towns,

And if you ask me again I'll kick you squa' in the noots.

And in other news, it appears that Saddam Hussein has finally signed

And is a sexual exploration piece about 2 women in love.

And just watch some new art. "

And Kenny's gonna pull the plastic frog in front of you and you have to be scared.

And let these great people of the Wampanoa rest in peace.

And make a mint! What kinda of cookies?

And maybe get some shots of those turtles down at the pond.

And more cows come all the time.

And Mr. Twig is at home; he has no idea Mr. Hat is even back.

And my brother's girldfriend's mother, and this guy Bob who I met last year.

And my wife's cousin, and his son, and my brother's girlfriend and our two kids.

And now back to huntin' and killing with South Park's favorite hunters, Jimbo and Ned!

And now back to hunting and killing with South Park's favorite hunters, Jimbo and Ned.

And now back to Terrance and Phillip.

And now back to the Terrence and Philip Halloween special.

And now friends, it's time to present lifetime conjoined twin achievement award.

And now here's Ween!

And now here's your favorite band, Primus!

And now here's your host, Jay Leno!

And now it looks like some big record company has published one of my songs.

And now it's almost time for Bo bo's.

And now let's kick off our week long festivities with the first anual grand conjoined parade!

And now my reading friend you've proven that you are ready for the big time.

And now officer, from this moment on, you will think that you are Elvis Presley.

And now the chairman of Cow Days, Jimbo Kerns!

And now time for Jimbo's Mysteries of the Unexplained.

And now you will remember nothing!

And now you will sing the Iraqi national anthem, or you will be stabbed in the head.

And now, here he is. TV's Ozzy Osbourne!

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John!

And obviously if more than fifty percent of the people show up

And one of them now has have a lid of Jamaican grass because of you!

And only my toes are starting to ice over.

And our own South Park cows elementary school dodgeball team is going to the national finals.

And perform an autopsy, I could learn much about this creature's people and it's time.

And play parmegen, and have meaningful conversations, and sip Konyak by the fireplace.

And raw vegetables, and it's destroying my environment.

And remember your bus driver's code: "sit down and shut up!"

And right up here you can see a red bellied chickadee.

And sir, can I make a suggestion? Move your store

And so as we have this honorary dinner, we take a look back at Nurse Gollum,

And so children, that's how you tell a prostitute from a policeman

And so children, today we're gonna focus on American History. Right Mr.Twigg?

And so children, today we're gonna focus on American History. Right Mr.Twigg?

And so I got Bernie to write my lyrics.

And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as...

And so Manson is hauled off to jail to rot in his cell and everything is back to normal.

And so now children, your school counselor is back to tell you first hand

And so Officer Barbrady is taken a leave of abcense,

And so on! And now, release the curtain!

And so the excitement level is naturally very high.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and...

And so, in summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard...

And so, on this fifteenth day of what is considered to be the most important...

And South Park will have to manage without any police force for a while.

And stop your bitchin!

And struck him repeatedly in the head with this hammer.

And swing me on the swingset.

And take those stupid things off your heads!

And that French chick were doing it all summer long,

And that means that you will go to the lab and help out Mephesto,

And that means tomorrow is Tuna Casserole Day.

And that you stayed up all night making up some ridiculous lie.

And that's Christmas time.

And that's going to take us to half time.

And that's the last thing in the world you want me to do.

And that's the spirit of the season.

And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends. You're my family.

And that's why Tweek coffee is still home

And that's why we should all let Harbucks stay.

And that's why you gotta cold? That's why Kyle. That's why.

And the adjustment is going to take some time. But I'd like to be your friend,

And the brave life she has lived.

And the Evil Eric Cartman from a parallel universe.

And the Italian chick gets an abortion but she...

And the rest, oh, it's just history. Now, let's go freakeeee!

And the Rough Riders are really giving the Roughriders a run for their money.

And the visitors are sure to come.

And the winner is South Park cows.

And the year after that, and the year after that,

And the, and they make it into a party called a Bris.

And then call the police. And now back to the game.

And then he and his mother ate beetles.

And then he dreamt that we were talking about things that

And then Leonardo DeCarprio gave me a spankin for several hours.

And then move on until every quite mountain town is like Los Angeles.

And then people discover them and make them their caveman friend. Wow! Cool!

And then sittin' in a tub with tobasco sauce fun.

And then the doctor said that it's much worse as you get older

And then we could all go home and watch Murphy Brown.

And then we turned the dial and Kenny went into a kind of... hypnosis.

And then you guys made me ride a big scary bull.

And there is only one more South Park player left.

And there won't be any hunger, poverty, or homeless people.

And there'll be no questions asked.

And these two little stars over here form the constellation, the Crusades.

And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself

And they went back to school and sang songs about grease lightning.

And they've done it! The Atlanta Falcons are going to the Superbowl!

And they've done it! They've scored sixteen un answered points in fifteen seconds!

And this brave little whore from the East, has really put on a show for us today!

And this film proves that that frog may very well exist.

And this time it has to last five minutes.

And Tweek.

And uh Stewart, I think I owe you an appology.

And ultimately, Ned got the purple heart for his courageous defense of the log ride.

And using dental floss? Yes.

And washing behind your ears? Yes.

And watching movies, and about people who can never get their

And we already have chics over.

And we built it with our own hands!

And we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust stuff.

And we could have seminars to edjucate, mmkay

And we have no idea where to begin.

And we interviewed Jimbo about it and he made up

And we were talking about everything that happened to us except that it was all wrong,

And we would have never even known this was happening

And we're cut. Great show guys.

And went on to make something of hisself.

And what happened then? Well, in South Park they say...

And what I'm gonna do, is I'm gonna sneak up on it, and jam my thumb in it...

And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled.

And when you have money,

And why they're bad, mmkay?

And you know what I like best about you? You don't say hella like our Cartman does.

And you saw it here on the Jimbo and Ned show.

And you're gonna be a part of it. You'll stay at the fabulous Super 7 Hotel on Bernard Road.

And, uh, alcohol is bad. You shouldn't drink alcohol.

And, uh, as for drugs, well, drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs.

And, uh, Tom, His mother is very disappointed with him.

And... mmmmfmfmmfmfmmhmmm

Anybody?

Anybody?

Anyway

Anyway children, I gonna assign you all a paper.

Anyway children, I want you all to see at least one independent film

Anyway children, let's turn our history text books to page 105.

Anyway, good luck passing your new law boys.

Anyway, this new Hollywood Planet will be the official meeting place...

Anyways, I need you guys to help me so that my parents don't realize Ike is gone.

Apparently he thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li.

Apparently nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly.

Apparently we have a communication problem here. Mr.Marsh tell me how you're feeling.

Are arriving in jobs for the town's first annual film festival.

Are simply outmatched by these Roughriders.

Are the loveable innocent children.

Are they good? Try em.

Are those real Terrance and Phillip dolls? They look all crappy.

Are you accusing me? If you are, don't hide behind your clever riddles!

Are you gonna share any of that cake with the rest of us?

Are you just gonna be a French pansy your whole life? I'm not French...

Are you Kyle Broslofski? Ye.. Yes

Are you ok hon?

Are you sure? I'm sure. Let's get a cup of coffee.

Are you telling me I drove nine hours through butt fucking nowhere to get a goddamn shirt!?

Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to state finals?

As I always tell people you are.

As I said before, the father is somebody in this room.

As I said before, the father is somebody in this room.

As long as she doesn't touch me!

As long as you stay on the bus it can't hurt us right?

As more cities are affected by the ash and the death toll rises to 3000...

As more cities are affected by the ash and the death toll rises to 3000...

As most of you know, Cow Days is when we all get together

As most of you probably remember, snakes are little disks...

As our myslexia awareness week draws to a close,

As primitive as his own. A mind like a child.

As some of you may know I host a local show on hunting.

As soon as I walk in the door she'll hand me this big present

As they stay on the bus

As usual and Kenny had just bought a new car.

As we steer out boats, looking for these dangerous predators

As well as he should be as I will now jam my thumb in his butthole.

As you can see, the ice man is listening to Ace of Bass,

As you get older it becomes a more and more ferocious disease.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Ask your parents for once.

Ass full of pork fat... jiggles like a jello mold...

Asshole... ah damn it!

At Karl's Kroff Dinner restaurant in half an hour.

At least I called them my family. Really they were a gang of people I thought were my friends.

At long last I have found

At the Dyno Might firework company, we have a commitment to excellence.

At the end of tonight's episode, you will know.

At the festival and then write a paper about it.

At the Rough Riders Rough Riders football game.

At what cost?

At your heart strings for our cause and it's wrong.

Aunt Flo isn't from South Park. That pet store could be anywhere between here and Denver.

Aunt Lisa, Cousin Fred, Cousin Alexandra, Fat Bob, Jimmy,

Aw come one you guys. We'll still have plenty of money left over.

Aw man, this sucks.

Aw man, this sucks.

Aw will you relax you pinkeye! We have plenty of money!

Aw, hell!

Aw, I don't want any money. I'd just like to see my name on the credits, that's all.

Aw, that's not bad. Here, have some meatloaf.

Aww dude I shouldn't be seeing this!

Aww Ned, if you can hear me, you gotta snap out of it.

Aww not this again. Behold, Mr. Hankey!

Ay didn't you guys see it? I was on television!

Ay give me that!

Ay! I am a cop and you will respect my authoritay.

AY! I'm not a little kid anymore, ma. I'm 8 years old!

Ay! Yeah, but that'd be like I Max.

B L O O... uh... O spells blue...

B L O O... uh... O spells blue...

Babaseemee mama.

Baby you're wonderful. You're a natural!

Bad cows... stay...

Bang! Jiminy, I've been shot.

Barbrady, I just caught some guy in here having sex with one of my chickens.

Bark Bark.

Based on some video footage we received from a viewer.

Be careful with old Bob here. He ain't much for ridin anymore, but he's all I got.

Be quiet back there!

Be quiet back there! These roads are SLICK!

Be quiet Elvin.

Be sure to stick around for the half time show

Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting crocodiles.

Be warned, all scenes will be accompanied by pictures of Barbara Streisand.

Beat it kid! Come on honey.

Because being happy are what the holidays are all about.

Because dude we could make em do really gross stuff like eat bugs.

Because he kind of looks like Steve Austen, the Six Million Dollar Man!

Because I have the features of a deformed burn victim.

Because I have to stay here and work. I still gotta shingle the roof,

Because if these people find out that you didn't really write that paper

Because Kenny, your family's poor, you have to be the worker. No Kenny!

Because some kid blew his hands off, we don't get to buy M 80s?

Because that's his name you stupid bitch.

Because then they'll we didn't write it dummy. We have to be original.

Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem causing disease of both

Because we have to live in LA.

Because without big corporations we wouldn't have things

Because you lose them not because of underpants gnomes.

Because you spent all of our money on those stupid rides fatass!

Because you're going to beautiful South Park, Colorado.

Because you're standing over there!

Because, people from LA love to come to a quaint little mountain town

BEEF CAKE!

Beefy, like Tri tip!

Beetles are good with ice cream.

Before the vote we'll get a band that everyone likes, like, uh, like...

Behold, E wak Village 2000!

Behold, his horrible face.

Behold. This is your false promise.

Being a sell out is sweet, cause you make a lot of money.

Besides folks, film festivals shouldn't be about

Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters, it's what's on the inside.

Better get some firewood ready.

Big dog...

Bitch. That's it Eric, you...

Bobie, how would you like to spend the night at your friend Kenny's house again?

Body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits.

Booby, where have you been? Dinner's been ready for five minutes.

Boring, boring...

Boss making you angry? Kids yelling at ya?

Boy do I!

Boy have you got a lot to learn. Sit down son.

Boy, do we!

Boys could I have a quick this and that with you?

Boys I don't know who wrote that report,

Boys I'm afraid your fat little friend has suffered head trauma. What's the matter with him?

Boys let me introduce you to the Cartman family.

Boys you have really opened our eyes. We didn't even know this was happening.

Boys your thoughts.

Boys, don't you see, you can't let things get you down during the holidays

Boys, we're off!

Boys, we've talked it over and we want you to take your case to the mayor.

Brewed with the finest beans we can muster.

Bris.

Broken down bus that's great, great angle.

Brother, fire fly.

Bubbly! You need to get to bed it's late!

But all you need is right here waiting for you.

But at least I'll make an example for anyone else who thinks that crime is an answer.

But because it made such great coffee and because they ran

But did any of you even bother to taste Harbucks Coffee?

But did any of you even bother to taste Harbucks Coffee?

But he got promoted, went off to community college, and I didn't. And you know why?

But he is not listening to my authoritay!

But how will we live with ourselves now?

But I can't get my little Kyle to catch it!

But I don't like being around my sister anymore, does that mean I can leave her too?

But I feel like I'd be making the wrong decision.

But I have a bone disease, which impedes me to pronounce the T in plane arium.

But I have to go sing the cheesy poof song for that talent vaaann!!!!

But I managed to escape with only a few bruises and a shattered left testicle.

But I remembered Mr. Hat and I had a fight.

But I still need people to pump my gas, and make my french fries,

But I wanna sing the cheesy poof song!!! You guys seriously!!!!

But I will say that it spirals toward an incredible twist turn that parallels my own life.

But I wonder if she ever would. Oh she would dude, she would.

But I'll make them remember! Starting with the two of you!

But I'm gonna try to change the way you think about that.

But if she were in her 20s, she could die!

But if you'd like, I'll let you name him.

But instead you've made everybody focus on my handycap all week long.

But it is doing harm to the people of South Park as we speak.

But it is my opinion that this man has been frozen in time for over 32 months.

But it is ok to make fun of foreigners because they're from another country.

But it isn't right!

But kids are great to get people on our side.

But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury,

But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury,

But later you'll understand that he did this for your own good.

But let me remind you, those brave sould who have decided

But ma, I have to go get the girls to...

But mom all the guys are going to Cartman's grandma's for the weekend.

But mom, I'm fucking sick!

But moooom! The blueprint says we need carpeting in the clubhooouussseee!!!!!!!

But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case?

But most importantly this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease.

But Mr. Garrison!

But not like that, son. Like this:

But now he's getting sick because his ecosystem is all out of wack because of all

But now that you've convinced everybody, you better stick with it.

But once you get inside it you realize that it has an inner beauty

But she only visits your mom for five days or so. I'll be out sleeping on the couch.

But sometimes the twins get hooked together and they're born as Siamese twins.

But thanks so much for the hard work.

But that could put me out of business.

But the man is a great singer, and has entertained us for so many years.

But the monster outside couldn't be Mr. Garrison, cause Mr. Garrison used a gun.

But then he heard a coo like the cry of a dove.

But then I read this. Atlas Shrugged by Ann Ryand.

But then I remembered Ike is Canadian, so I brought the right one.

But they don't care about me. They just want to punish me

But we can put our money together with the money you made...

But we found a frozen ice man from the past!

But we had to do it later for Ike because he's a...

But we just don't like being around each other anymore.

But we just finished. I know. But these folks obviously don't want us here.

But we loved him all the same.

But we really have no choice. Only our deaths can bring Canada life.

But we want justice! We have to find this sicko.

But we'll starve and die like dogs. Tweek, Tweek, you can always go on welfare.

But we've been playing for 8 hours! We can't think of anything else to do

But we've made great progress now that he's in the habitat

But what if we want to give somebody herpes?

But what will become of us?

But why are framed pictures of you going up all over Canada?

But why? If they're hungry and poor, why don't we just give them half of our food?

But you and mom are family, how you can just split up?

But you just can't rip people's music off! It's against the law!

But you know your mother and I thought it would be best for all of us if we split up.

But you were just there, why do you wanna go again so soon?

But you're all a bunch of freaks!

But, but it was an honest error of judgement, mmkay?

But, but this doesn't make sense to me, Marty. You told me the movie made a lot of money.

But, by golly, you're gonna take this fish back.

By gun shots in the head.

By now you've calm down the children and kept order by using the

By Snacky Smores. Creamy fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch.

By that time, Team B That's you, Kenny...

By the fourth day I knew I had to move on.

By the mayor's order Officer Barbrady is on temporary leave of absense to learn to read.

Bye bye.

Bye Ike, be safe. I'll come find you in Nebraska when mom and dad are back to normal.

Bye Ming Li. Thanks again!

C'mon boys, don't be shy. What's your principle argument?

C'mon you guys. We better get to work

C'mon, we're running out of time.

C'mon. I bet that together, we can make the best pumpkin ever.

Ca..cartman...hell..loo....

California sun has sunk But Amana mailed, she'll come tonight

Call the Mr. Garrison auditions

Calm down dude, you're upsetting Kenny.

Calm down tubby.

Calm down! We need every person to keep his head. Barbrady, fetch some straws.

Calvin is eight, and little Buck is thirteen. I can't just up and leave them!

Camel which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it, I give it a B minus.

Can I help you?

Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage or a tasty snack?

Can supposedly kill you with one hoard daze.

Can they do that? They're Hollywood, they can do anything.

Can we be best friends again? I hate having Cartman as a best friend.

Can we put a monkey in it? The Mr. Hankey story, is there a fort available for a fall pick?

Can you believe it Phillip?

Can you imagine it Stan. A mind... emptied... by that... thing.

Can you imagine that poor, poor woman.

Can' tell me what to do. I'm eight years old.

Can't believe I got sent to the principal's office because of your stupid girlfriend.

Can't help but feel like I've forgotten something

Can't we do anything???

Can't we just be like normal third graders for a little while?

Canada will be rid of both the Iraqis and your immature fart humor.

Careful with those. Those are dangerous.

Carry on! You fight for tomorrow!

Cartman could ride a bull and try to win 5000 dollars.

Cartman in now my best friend! Killer! Fine!

Cartman just needs to put more into it. Dance better, Cartman!

Cartman no!

Cartman was right. The holiday season is for idiots.

Cartman will you just shut up and let him show us?

Cartman will you shut the hell up and get some more rope! Screw you guys anyway!

Cartman, Cartman, can you hear me?

Cartman, how come you weren't in school today?

Cartman, our parents sent us over there to catch chickenpox from Kenny.

Cartman, you fuckin hunk of fat rat fuckin hunk of pig fuckin ass fat!

Cartman, you remember how we all spent the night at Kenny's a couple of days ago?

Cartman! There's an ice cream truck sticking out of your ass!

Cartman! What kind of stupid ass question is that. Of course it was fun!

Cartman. It's such a hard decision...

Cartman's ass is so fucking fat that sometimes it takes up the entire projecting room.

Cartman's Mom is Still A Dirty Slut

Cause death only touches you, it doesn't eat you.

Cause dumbass, scary monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches.

Cause if it's... another bit of hunger for my two feet in the ghetto... in the ghetto...

Cause if you don't I'll never forgive myself.

Celine, I brought our daughter Sally back, and I want to tell you that...

Certainly Mr.Garrison.

Chances are that somebody in your own lives was affected by this incredible war.

Charles Manson was responsible for seven murders in the late sixties.

Charlie Manson is holding everybody inside hostage.

Charlie's right. I'm not gonna let some fake Mr. Hanker ruin my holidays.

Chef is the guy who told us to do a country album.

Chef would be like it was so offstage going, "Don't forget. Pump your loins, children."

Chef, act as her arms. Boys, help with suction and bandages.

Chef, does poo go to heaven?

Chef, that's Johnny Cochran. Huh, he's the one that got O.J. off.

Chef, we wanna know about herpes.

Chef? How does it feel to be a free man and finally have...

Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk,

Chicken lover.

Children for the next few days we'll be learning all about Vietnam.

Children, glad you're here.

Children, glad you're here.

Children, I want Mr. Hat back right now! The prank is over.

Children, I wrote that song twenty years ago!

Children, I'm sure we're a little rusty

Children, somewhere in South Park

Children, that record company guy is takin' all my belongings.

Children, this whole film festival thing has quite lucrited monotary possiblities.

Children, this whole film festival thing has quite lucrited monotary possiblities.

Children, uh, what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?

Children, uh, what's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world?

Children, were you paying attention?

Children, you know I rarely say this, but fudge you.

Children! Great news! We've been asked to play in the state finals for dodgeball!

Children.

Christ!

Christ! Are you people diabetic or something?

Christ! We squished him like a bug! Do you know anything about corporate takeovers?

Cleaning septic tanks to support your drug habit.

Closer! One time, when you were sleepin,

Closer... Yes?

Coffee? I don't think I like coffee

Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one collect underpants.

Comanche helicopters.

Come again and stay a while,

Come back here you pompouse son of a pansy!

Come back here...

Come closer. Closer.

Come closer... What is it?

Come here you!

Come on Cartman beat 'em up!

Come on Cartman, fart!

Come on Cartman, give me some money.

Come on Cartman.

Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

Come on dude, if it were your little brother we'd help you.

Come on dude, we gotta get outta here.

Come on dude, we have to finish our clubhouse quick,

Come on dude, we have to hammer faster!

Come on dude! I can do it! I'm sure!

Come on dude! I wanna get out of here.

Come on Eric, we're going to the planetarium.

Come on fat boy give us some cake now.

Come on fatass, you shouldn't be eating all that cake anyway.

Come on I haven't got all day!

Come on I'll buy you kids an Orange smoothie.

Come on in, come on in.

Come on jaguar, let's see what you got...

Come on Kyle. It's time to go.

Come on lady, I love you, you love me!

Come on let's eat already. They gave me extra bread and water.

Come on mom, beat him up!

Come on Ned buddy, snap out of it!

Come on Ned, let's go. Jump into the chopper.

Come on out and get them here! Mr. Hankey and me T Shirts!

Come on perhaps we can get some food in our stomachs!

Come on son, I'll buy you some ice cream.

Come on Stan, we're gonna be late for the screening!

Come on Stanley, give your sister a kiss, and then we have to go.

Come on up, it's ok. Another inmate busted out with me. Don't worry he's a good guy.

Come on you Frenchie little frog!

Come on you guys! It'll be sweet!

Come on you little bitch.

Come on, everything's gonna be ok! Sir, sir!

Come on, get a move on, I ain't getting a younger up here.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's just get in our sleeping bags and get this night overwith.

Come on, Steve, we've got work to do.

Come on, we gotta get out of here before something bad happens.

Come on, we gotta see what's going on in there.

Come on, we're taking you back to the hospital.

Come on!

Come on. Forget this stupid game. Let's go home.

Come on. Maybe those rock stars will remember Chef. Let's go pay them a visit!

Come one come all. Get in line for the chamber of farts.

Come one dudes, we need to look for another clue.

Come one, come all. Chamber of Farts has been fixed and reopened!

Come out peacefully and we won't shoot you.

Come over here you son of a whore!

Coming up next, we're gonna drop some nepalm on an unsuspecting family of bevers.

Company is going to move in and try to take all my business,

Concentrate on your game. Be the ball.

Congradulations Tom & Mary.

Conjoined twin myslexia.

Conjugate the verb. Conjugate the verb.

Cookie monster.

Cookie monster. Two, three, four, five.

Cool!

Corporations take over little family owned businesses.

Could I get some more pork?

Could it be?

Could we hurry this up? My stomach is growling.

Could you buy a couple anyway? Our friend, Chef is really

Could've defeated the entire Vietcong army by yourself.

Country fresh, like the morning after a rain storm.

Cous goose?

Cow after cow taking its own life, and we could do nothing to stop them!

Cracky! This snake is really pissed! Well I'm gonna jam my thumb in it's butthole now.

Cut him off!

Cute sign though.

Daaaareaah.

Daaareee.

Dammit Kenny, get in the back!

Dammit! I guess I'll have to go get him. No, come on you guys, let's go look for crocodiles.

Damn dude, China's fucked up.

DAMN IT CARTMAN YOU ARE SUCH A FAT FUCK!

Damn it children. Why do I always have to be the one to explain all this stuff to you?

Damn it I have to have those dolls!

Damn it Kenny! Don't be such a food stamphog. Share with the rest of your friends.

Damn it Kyle. We've been working all week against that kind of behavior.

Damn it! Children, what are you doing here?

Damn it! Come on, I'll try to get more money from my mom.

Damn it! Come on! Somebody catch the ball.

Damn it! Don't give me that medical jargon, just tell me straight!

Damn it! Not again!

Damn it. That wasn't 10 seconds Cartman, you have to do better than that.

Damn man. This is the bigtime alright.

Damn, dude. This place is huge. Ya, It's almost as big as Cartman's ass.

Damn, I've never seen you guys fight like this. Alright, there's only one fair way to do this.

Damn, I've never seen you guys fight like this. Alright, there's only one fair way to do this.

Damn, these people aren't buying any coffee. I'll have to try and apeal to the younger crowd.

Damn! I always get that question wrong.

Damn. You guys like impressions?

Damnit man. Danger or no, I'm going to help my friend find his daughter.

Dare you call them dark.

Dare you enter the chamber of farts!

Dead fetus you know, you never let go.

Dear Kyle, you have got such a great ass.

Dicovering the wonder and joy of the planetarium.

Did anybody see that Terrance & Phillip Special last month?

Did you eat to many pork rinds last night?

Did you hear that Terrance? You're not guilty!

Did you say a fetus? Sticking out from her head?

Did you think I would just take you back? Like you can just, walk out and then,

Didn't anybody send out a search party for me?

Didn't you hear? They outlawed fireworks.

Die you red comi bastards!

Divorced? Oh no! Does that mean you and dad don't love me anymore?

Do I look like I have $2 million?

Do me. Right here in the clubhouse!

Do puffer fish.

Do we have to eat Kosher stuff?

Do we really have to do marshmallow? Ninety two marshmallow.

Do you declare shenanigans on the carnival people?

Do you have any firearms or explosives in the car?

Do you have any non dairy creamer?

Do you have firearms or explosives?

Do you love him?

Do you mind if I watch cartoons? I've had a rough day.

Do you need anything?

Do you really think we should go with this guy?

Do you see her dude? Nope.

Do you see that Kevin? These clothes are from Eddie Bauer!

Doctor, we purposely sent our son to stay with a friend

Does anybody know anything about corporations?

Does it have to be a talking piece of poo.

Does this mean I won't be able to fart anymore?

Does your kid have what it takes to be the next Cheesy Poofs anthem singer?

Doesn't matter dude. It only has to last long enough to play truth or dare.

Doesn't that look great?

Doing what we must to survive.

Don't ask for another skywalker. Eh...

Don't be afraid, there aren't any ghouls here.

Don't be nervous Cartman, this is gonna be cake.

Don't be stupid Cartman. Our teacher wouldn't be out lying in the forest waiting to kill us.

Don't bother coming home at all

Don't do it kid!

Don't do it officer Barbrady!

Don't feel too bad Montel. We all wanna touch children sometimes, it's only natural.

Don't forget to change your sheets once a week!

Don't forget we have laser rock shows tonight at the plane arium.

Don't forget you need to cut school early and wait for the hottub Ken. Fucker.

Don't have to rely on that amazing American intellect

Don't interrupt me, you always interrupt me when I talk. Can't you see that I..

Don't let him bleed on my Meredith Baxter Birney towel!

Don't let him touch you! You die if he touches you!

Don't move until we're gone or I'll shoot you dead. Happy Holidays.

Don't panic. The power lines are down but the backup generator is running fine.

DON'T PLAY WITH MY KITTY!

Don't teach you anything about current events.

Don't worry about that, the changes will continue.

Don't worry everything's gonna work out, it always does.

Don't worry Evil Cartman, you're staying with us.

Don't worry Kyle, I'm sending home word to all the children who are out sick.

Don't worry Mr. Hankey. We'll tell everyone, come on guys!

Don't worry Mr. Tweek,

Don't worry, Mr. Twig. Even though Mr. Hat rescued me from prison,

Don't worry. We'll do this quick ok. Just hang on Mr. Hankey, just hang on.

Don't you get it, Garrison? It's all you! You're Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig!

Don't you guys feel like brushing your teeth first?

Don't you notice anything wrong?

Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out?

Don't you remember that time when the aliens kidnapped your little brother Ike?

Don't you remember? That time we were out camping with your uncle Jimbo and Ned.

Don't you see children? This Cartman is from an evil parallel universe

Don't you see, governor? I should have a right to have an abortion if I want

Don't you think you should at least try it?

Don't you understand that us males are defined by our firemen?

Dont worry kid, it's easy. You just gotta put one ball through Jennifer Love Hewit's mouth.

Dr. Mephesto, could you please tell us what's going on?

Dr. Mephesto, we realize that scientific study is expensive

Drug user! Drug user!

Drugs are an illegal narcotic!

Drugs are bad. You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel. I was a wreck.

Dude did it ever occur to them to just look for us?

Dude he's making ice cream!

Dude I just had the weirdest dream. Really?

Dude I think the scary monster is right outside the bus.

Dude seriously, you better stop being so poor or else I'm gonna start hocking rocks at ya.

Dude she always tries to quiet us down by threatening to kill that bunny,

Dude that is not cool. You're gonna get us into trouble again.

Dude this is creepy.

Dude we can't do a presentation on underpants gnomes.

Dude where have you been? I've been waiting all afternoon.

Dude, are you sure that fish is a murderer? It seems like a normal fish to me.

Dude, Cartman is in his clubhouse playing trugh or dare right now, you want him to beat us?

Dude, every time we play American vs Bosnian you cheat.

Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble?

Dude, I asked five different people

Dude, I don't get it. Why are we playing dodgeball again?

Dude, I think we broke him.

Dude, I think your mom's gonna notice that isn't Ike.

Dude, Ike isn't dead, he's in Nebraska.

Dude, it's just a plastic frog, it's not real, check it out.

Dude, Mr. Hankey has magical powers. He can do whatever he wants.

Dude, my uncle Jimbo was in Vietnam.

Dude, no one even listened to me. Well, it does sound like a pretty sweet movie.

Dude, something tells me this Bris thing isn't good.

Dude, that's not cool. She's got Parkinson's Disease.

Dude, this is hella weird.

Dude, we can't work with this kid.

Dude, we cut firewood all day yesterday. We have enough to last 12 years!

Dude, we'll have Chef's $2 million in no time!

Dude, why are you taking Tweek's underpants? Ya, look what you're doing to this poor kid

Dude, why is your store called the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?

Dude, your dad's a retard!

Dude!

Dude! He's got Brent Mussberger for a leg!

Dude! It's a dude!

Dude! Look, it's 4 o'clock.

Dude! That's a pretty fucked up dream!

Dude! What?

Dude. He's going to the nurse's office.

Dumbass! You've gotta keep your eyes away from him! Stay down.

During the break, your producer came over, and told Jimbo what to say about me.

Eat Eric Roberts!

Effective immidiately.

Eh thank you guys. I certainly like you more than in my evil parallel universe.

Eh, of course! Here you go. Leaving so soon?

Ehh. Wait a minute! No you wouldn't!

Eight and thirteen?!

Eight years old is a little late to be considering abortion.

Either going in or coming out of my ass?!

Either your coffee or a fresh warm cup of Tweek's coffee.

Elvis, escort our guests to the plane arium.

Enough said! Let's rock n roll!!

Eric if you call Wendy bitch one more time, I'm sending you to the principal's office.

Eric, did you say hi to your little cousin Elvin?

Eric, is there a problem?

Eric, you really saved the day, mmkay.

Eric! Pookums! It's time for mommy to tuck you into your snugglebolt for night night!

Eric? Where did you hear that song?

Eric. We're gonna start now.

Even Harbucks coffee started off as a small, little business.

Even me! I was selling out my town too. And now look at it.

Even though I hate you and I wish you had cancer.

Even though you sure as hell seem to be taking your sweet time. Amen.

Even Uncle Howard has joined us live VIA satellite from the State penitentiary.

Even with a dead fetus on your head.

Even your highly intelligent policeman are no match for me.

Every time I go to my grandma's house, she gets me a present. You watch.

Everybody just sit down and shut up. We're not goin' back to the big house.

Everybody looks like you do. Fashion is two years behind

Everybody ready to run?

Everyone stick out their potatoes.

Everyone, everyone look! I won the game! We're world champions!

Everytime something happens in this town you say 'Nothing to see here' and 'Case closed'.

Exactly 2 seconds after the retirement of Officer Barbrady

Excellent, my buddies and I are ready to come to Canada.

Excellent! Why don't we step over here and I'll show all you children how to volunteer?

Except for the occasional complete desctruction of the entire town.

Except that the plane arium is the best thing you've ever known.

Excuse me a moment gentlemen, I don't believe I know how to play dodgeball.

Excuse me but I do believe that sucked ass.

Excuse me little boy, what's a Mr. Hankey?

Excuse me, we're looking for a two year old Canadian boy.

Excuse me!

Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about.

Far surpassing others.

Fart damn you!

Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy, and if I...

Fascinating news tonight from South Park!

Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day.

Find out on an all new South Park, in just a few weeks.

Fine, and then we'll get girls to play truth or dare too!

Fireworks will not only go on, but be the best ever

Fireworks. Just because a kid blew off his hands, we don't have to suffer.

First graders?

First, I want to thank Kenny McCormick for sacrificing

Flamethrowers. Triggered at the same time.

Folks I apologize for this whole mess. I'm goin' to surrender.

Folks need to understand that I'm terror, I'm fear, I am Oh look another Christmas special.

Follow me. I hope we're not wasting our time with this little pecker.

For a few days, and this gives them excuse.

For eight million years!

For example... uh... Where's Eric Cartman?

For my book report I read... The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.

For what? Orderly conduct?

For you to obtain the full benfits from it.

Forget about being angry for a day.

Forget it!

Forget, forget.

Forgive me for being observant but,

Four weeks later was April Fools' and we thought it would be fun...

Four.

Fourth of July is here, and with the ban on fireworks...

Frakh o shtut koolakh koolakh a shtut.

Freeze cows!

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.

From a distance this place looks like a cold damp marsh,

From far and wide, O Canada,

From far and wide, O Canada,

From me to you.

From now on, you're all gonna be learning from Mr. Twig.

From the lying pigs who consider me the witness...

From the University... of America. Well, there's not a lot to see, but come on in.

From this day on, all will be well.

From Veitnam veteran.

From your school counselor, Mr. Mackee.

Fudgesicle!

Geez, they made that into a movie already?

Geezes, he sure ran that one into the ground.

Geezes, where do we find these people?

Gentlemen, the father is...

Get 'em, Frenchie!

Get back on fatass, you have to practice!

Get back to what's important. It's Tuesday!

Get em while they're hot. My all new cookies!

Get me outta here!

Get me the mayor!

Get out of the way you damn hippie.

Get over here and untie us.

Get the principal. And we need somebody to dress like Uncle Remus.

Get them while they last folks! They're only $14.95!

Get up Cartman, you're still not staying on long enough.

Get up!

Get up!!

Get your ass to jail!

Give em your food stamps Kenny.

Give him the nourturing environment he needs to thrive.

Give me that! STANLEY THIS IS YOUR MOTHER!

Give me that.

Give me this.

Give the child to me.

GIVE US SOME CARTMAN!

Give you that quick pick me up.

Glorious and free!

Go ahead an pick any books you like. Then get in, get into the magic!

Go ahead guy, this is Red Dragon.

Go ahead, drink the beer. It'll calm you down.

Go Fonzie!

Go on Canadian, beat it! I'm through getting in trouble for you.

Go to sleep Stanley!

Go to the game and sacrifice your lives to take out Saddam's minions.

Go to your room Stanley right now!

Go!

God and sinner reconciled

God bless the Mexican Staring Frog.

God dammit why the hell do I always have to say Grace?

God damn it, how long is this gonna take?

God damn it!

God damn maybe if you didn't eat all those crossaints be able to get...

God damn!

God damned, I hate that Cochran guy. If he was here in front of me, I'd be like,

God damnit, that isn't funny!

God I hate you Kenny.

God keep our land

God keep our land

God only knows who they'll kill next.

God wants you to live. Fight.

God, shut up dude.

GOD!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it! Where the f**k did you put Mr. Hat?!

Going dark hand...

Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.

Going out and playing around with chickenpox almost killed you all.

Golly, I guess I don't know my own strength.

Gonna come to Ike's party this weekend?

Gonna need some creme on yo ass, it's all swollen and red.

Good bye, boys! Good bye, friends!

Good day friends! Welcome to the magical world of reading.

Good job Cartman! You killed Kyle! You bastard!

Good job, dude, you freaked him out!

Good to see you again, son.

Good work Ned, now they won't starve.

Good, good. Now make sure that sign is really bright and flashy now.

Good, head towards it. Team A out.

Goodbye children, thanks for coming.

Goodluck with your piece of crap clubhouse asshole!

Goodmorning children and welcome to the plane arium.

Gorak?

Gosh look at ya. You're all growing up so fast.

Gosh your mother and I miss ya. And I hope that wherever you may be,

Got it! We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you!

Gotta get underpants we. We won't stop until we have underpants. Lots of yummy pants we.

Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma.

Great news guys. Your TV show ratings have doubled!

Great pick son, how much do you want for it?

Great shot Pip!

Great. What can I get for you? Large coffee, small coffee?

Gross!

Guess what! You're not my best friend anymore! Cartman's my new best friend!

Guys check it out.

Ha ha. I win. You lose! Chef Aid is over, and you didn't raise...

Had happened only they were all wrong, and,

Had to happen to me didn't it?

Hair fibers, blood samples, nail clippings, a piece of his shirt.

Hang on Cartman!

Happy Holidays!

Happy Kwanza too.

Happy, happy, happy, happy, holly, happy, happy, holidays!

Harbucks Coffee got to where it is by being the best.

Harbucks Coffee got to where it is by being the best.

Harbucks Coffee kicked out of town forever

Harbucks is an organization that...

Hard core porn, he'll snap right out of it, won't you Ned?

Hark the herald angels sing,

Hark the herald angels sing."

Has become overcrowded with people who eat health foods.

Has everything been arranged?

Have our boys play with a child who has the chickenpox.

Have some respect for people's feelings would you Halfy?

Have you all been brushing behind your teeth? Yes.

Have you been smoking marijuna? Marijuana's bad, mmkay?

Have you seen a man who looks similar to us, but with a thicker brow and an apish nose?

He apparently disobeyed his parents and left home without telling them.

He can't even see us. And now, the ice man watches television.

He can't function out here in our time!

He can't hold it in forever.

He cared about only one thing making a great cup of coffee.

He had to settle with that lame dinosaur water adventure ride.

He has taught me that all poor people are actually things called clods.

He hits this switch.

He interrupted me again.

He is.

He liked to pretend he was in a sauna with Brett Favre and a bottle of dressing.

He loves puppies and hates mean things.

He loves to go to the petting zoo!!

He probably just ditched to avoid that spelling test.

He ruined my chances with Wendy at the clubhouse!

He shouldn't need any help. So long as the power doesn't go out.

He sure does seem to hate us. I wonder what he'll try next.

He thought who is this woman with her gozungas and high heels?

He uses it to erase minds.

He won't understand what he sees! He'll be frightened and confused!

He would be more scared on the outside. You think this stuff freaks him out?

He'll be ok. But it's a good idea for us to monitor him for a while.

He's a talking piece of poo that lives in the sewer.

He's all fat and stuff. He's hella lying.

He's back, he's back!

He's been sent to his room for being a bastard.

He's been talking about "the machine" for hours. That and Daisy Fuentes.

He's decided that Ike isn't his brother since he's adopted.

He's fine boys, and we're learning so much from him. Let him out dude, he's scared.

He's gotta dump that trash girlfriend.

He's looking for Kenny.

He's my evil twin? But he doesn't even look that much like me.

He's not dying, Cartman!

He's one of my best friends in the whole wide world, and I don't want him to die.

He's right over there on that rock.

He's still not responding much to us. The shock is still settling in,

He's using the Chewbacca defense!

Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.

Heartache to heartache... we stand, mmkay?

Heeelp!

Heeyy! That has no monetary value! What the hell are you takin' that for?

Hell I want to watch them hunt the Mexican Staring Frog. Unless.

Hell I want to watch them hunt the Mexican Staring Frog. Unless.

Hell, I don't think I've seen you around here before.

Hello and welcome to tape 7 of the bus drivers video guide.

Hello Barky, hello Purry.

Hello children, my name is Dr.Adams. Welcome to the plane arium.

Hello children. Dr. Mephesto needs one of you

Hello children. Dr. Mephesto needs one of you

Hello Dr. Schwartz. Thank you so much for coming all this way to perform Ike's Bris.

Hello fellow hunters, have we got a show for you today.

Hello Ike, say where's little Kyle?

Hello little lady. Going my way?

Hello movie house, hello burger parlor!

Hello Mr. Marsh. Top of the evening to you.

Hello Ms. Cartman it's Sharon, Stan's mother. Did Stanley go up there to Nebraska with you?

Hello Stanley! I know this must be a very difficult period for you right now,

Hello Stanley. It's me Papa.

Hello there children! Hey Chef!

Hello there. I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Cougars.

Hello to my Canadian friends. Everybody relax, take a rest,

Hello Tom, hello Patty, thanks for coming to Ike's Bris.

Hello, the Marshes aren't in right now, please leave a message.

Hello?

Hello? Mr. Hankey is appearing at the mall, can somebody please take us?

Hello? Oh hello Ms. Cartman, it's Sharon, Stan's mother.

Hello?! I'm asking you when it stops

Hello. Back already?

Hello. What? Oh, hello, children.

Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of.

Here give me that!

Here is Bob Denver!

Here is the godess truth of my womanly being.

Here let me have some of your aspirin.

Here lies the goddes truth of my body.

Here she comes!

Here Stanley you watch nice cartoons, like Fat Abbot.

Here they are just like we told you

Here we are best friends, and now we're going to share the same ass.

Here we go cows here we go, uh uh.

Here we go kids. We're crossing the state line into Nebraska.

Here we go. And, action!

Here we see the constellation called the Big Dipper.

Here we see the ice man trying to gain internet access on the computer.

Here with a report is a guy with a funny name.

Here with a special report is a 34 year old Asian man

Here you go Eric. Happy holidays.

Here you go.

Here, I'll give him one of my salty balls to take with him to poo heaven.

Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey.

Here, try this. It'll warm you up.

Here's the control panel that operates all the stars.

Here's your host, John Walsh.

Hermaphrodites cannot bear children, so Mrs. Cartman's DNA match with Eric...

Hey Cartman.

Hey Cartman. What?

Hey come over here kids, win fabulous prizes.

Hey dad, is it true that you and Kenny's dad used to be best friends when you were young?

Hey Fat Abbot, what are you doing on this side of the hood?

Hey guys, do you remember that time when death was after me?

Hey guys, how's it going?

Hey he's like Rudolph.

Hey hey hey. Hey Alonda, why's your eye all black and blue and shit?

Hey hey hey. Let me try, let me try.

Hey hey hey. What's goin down ya'll?

Hey hey, get down. This is my kind of bull ride.

Hey how come you don't have sores on your lips mom?

Hey I wanna help you.

Hey if you guys wanna great ride, get in this line. It's only 7 tickets.

Hey it's happening again!

Hey it's just a stupid rodeo, what do you expect?

Hey Kenny there's a sale on orange jackets over there.

Hey kid give me some of those!

Hey kid, I'm Camel Joe and I love a fresh cup of coffee.

Hey kids, do you love Cheesy Poofs?

Hey lady, that's my table post, you can't have that!

Hey let me have some grounds!

Hey look it's got ice cream!

Hey look the aliens are getting ice cream!

Hey look!

Hey look!

Hey Mackee, now we see what you and Homer Simpson have in common. Dope!!

Hey Mackee, who do you think you are you stupid drug taking hippie?!?

Hey Mackee, you got any more pot? My four year old needs a fix.

Hey man, I overheard what you said. That was cool.

Hey man. Don't point a gun at your own mother.

Hey Ned, remember that time we got that anonymous tip back in Nam?

Hey now, everything I told you boys about the war, actually happened.

Hey Phillip, isn't that the smelly gentleman we've seen in pictures all over town?

Hey Pip? You wanna be on my team again?

Hey remember when that kid found a wallet and he get a reward?

Hey Saddam, you helped me get rid of Terrance and Phillip,

Hey Stan, do you know how to play truth or dare? No!

Hey Terrance, let's watch American television.

Hey there he is. There's Charlie Manson

Hey there, my name's Saddam. I'm a big fan of polo.

Hey there's a lot of big words in these books.

Hey these are good! Yeah, I love your salty chocolate balls Chef!

Hey this is not good. She could've at least left the heat on.

Hey this is sweet.

Hey wait a minute. What?

Hey we've landed in ice cream.

Hey what the hell are you doing? You can't do that?

Hey where is she going? That's the wrong way you stupid cow!

Hey why doens't the scary monster eat her?

Hey wow, it's that counselor from the elementary school, Mr. Mackee.

Hey yeah, he and Ned did that stupid TV show.

Hey yeah, that'd be sweet. We could totally ruin their lives.

Hey yeah!

Hey you American dumbass, you French piece of crap, throw ball.

Hey you guys we still have time to enter the Pumpkin Carving Contest.

Hey you guys, can we order a pizza?

Hey you guys, look out.

Hey you guys, what's going on?

Hey you guys! This was just like that one movie, um, Jon Travolta...

Hey, aren't those the people we thought took the wooden cow?

Hey, children, everybody! I'm back! I'm back from Aruba!

Hey, do you ever think that maybe you shouldn't give your son coffee?

Hey, do you guys remember the time I found out who my father was?

Hey, Elton, if I give you these lyrics, will you write a song for my girlfriend, Wendy?

Hey, Elton. Don't feel so down, baby. Have some of my Scottish haggis.

Hey, he's still alive. Kyle, are you okay?

Hey, hey that is good.

Hey, hey, hey! Children, that's not cool.

Hey, hey, what do you call a white American person with a PHD in physics and math?

Hey, I bet Kenny has some food stamps on him! What, these?

Hey, I didn't bust out of prison to be locked up in somebody's basement, I want some action.

Hey, I really, really want that. That hurts good.

Hey, is it my fault you don't know how to cook?

Hey, Kenny.

Hey, let's give some to Macon.

Hey, look! It's snowing.

Hey, look! We blew up the snake!

Hey, maybe it's our teacher Mr. Garrison.

Hey, maybe it's that thing scuzzlebutt. What?

Hey, me and Cartman and Kenny are going down to Happy Burger. Wanna come?

Hey, Ms. Crabtree had that little TV for the training video, maybe we can watch TV on it.

Hey, my mom says you're not supposed to call it a penis Kenny.

Hey, no hard feelings Tweek. Ya know,

Hey, relax fella, I'm just making it so that Terrance and Phillip

Hey, relax guy, I'm gonna keep my side of the bargain.

Hey, relax guy. I'm just your average Joe. Take a rest.

Hey, that's what I've been saying all along you guys.

Hey, this is pretty damn good.

Hey, wait a minute, how come Ike's tombstone have a Canadian flag on it?

Hey, wait a minute, how come Ike's tombstone have a Canadian flag on it?

Hey, wait!

Hey, what the hell happened, you were supposed to be blown up.

Hey, what the hell is this?

Hey, where'd the shirt go?

Hey, where's your regional champion certificate Clyde? Oh you don't have one?

Hey, ya. I almost forgot.

Hey, you guys want to come to my Bris tomorrow?

Hey, you need a rest fella. I'm not hiding any bombs.

Hey! Hey get me out of here! Goddam it!

Hey! I get quite disturbed when you call me that.

Hey! It's okay! The chopper is here! Go get him boy!

Hey! So what are you gonna do now?

Hey! We don't say fuck at the table you little asshole!

Hey! You back stabbing sell out.

Hi kids, I'm TV's Brent Mussberger.

Hi Mr. Hankey, nice to see ya.

Hi Stan, ready to go see another movie?

Hi there folks. This is a heck of a storm out here.

Hi we ran away from home.

Hi! Excuse me!

His appendix has burst! I have to operate with our limited power.

His father had it, his grandfather had it, and... his brother had it.

His only chance of survival is to sneak past the Bosnian guard who stands watch.

Hmm, did you have a regional certificate Wendy? No? Apparently only I do!

Hmm, maybe Ms. Crabtree did make that stuff about the big black monster.

Hmm. This isn't going over so well.

Hmmm. I really see no resemblance between that song...

Hoards of people pushing their way through the crowds.

Hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some sex toys?

Hold on dear, let me check.

Hold on to your butts.

Holidays are that special time when we laugh and sing and feel warm and cozy

Holy butt...

Holy crap dude!

Holy crap dude!

Holy crap, dude! If I get bit out here, I'm 200 km from the nearest hospital.

Holy crap!

Holy crap.

Holy shit, we killed your friend.

Holy smokes! Play dead Ned!

Holy smokes! That blizzard is getting crazy.

Holy smokes! What the hell is that?

Homework? But I'm in the hospital!

Hon I made beefy logs!

Hon, what's the matter?

Hon?

Honestly Richard, I don't see why you have to preach to some eight year olds.

Hooray for Barbrady!

Hooray for me!

Hooray!

Hooray!

Hooray!

Hora... hora plee sojuboy!

Hora... sojuboy... me so horny. Me love you long time.

How about we do it on that Raymond guy on TV, you know everybody loves Raymond.

How can we sound good without our French horn section?

How can we?

How come you guys say stuff like that?

How come you're not blowing things up?

How could Canada have changed so much whilst we were gone?

How dare you! Come on, Mr. Twig.

How do we get our runaway children back?

How do you like that? Bottle rockets saved the Fourth of July.

How do you like them apples?

How does that look?

How far to the nearest town?

How find you, the jury?

How is my little jelly bean?

How many balls does that get us?

How many Native Americans did you slaughter to make that coffee, huh?!

How many times do I have to explain this to you, I'm not a student

How the hell did he reach the gas pedal?

How the hell did Mr. Hankey get so popular? Look at all this Mr. Hankey stuff.

How would you boys like to have a slumber party at your little friend Kenny's House tonight?

How would you like to come with me to a more secluded part of the mall?

How would you like to make a million dollars baby?

How would you like to share your remarkable story with us on tomorrow's show?

How would you think he'd react to what's happening in the government right now?

How, how am I going to make ends meet, mmkay? What, what will I do for money?

How'd you like to suck my ass?

Howdy ho boys! I told you guys he'd be here.

Howdy ho boys.

Howdy ho folks, I'm afraid my buddy Kyle was right.

Howdy, Chef. How was your summer vacation?

Huh, come on!

Huh, oh that? Don't worry guy, you just need a rest.

Huh? Yeah I guess.

Hush little baby don't say a word, mommy's gonna buy you a mocking bird.

Hussein replied quote "Hey, relax fella, you need a rest guy."

Hya. Get along little doggies.

I ah, well I don't know what to say. This has been quite a week.

I already feel like things are getting better.

I always thought death was something glorious, but I know that it's not.

I am above the law!

I AM ABOVE THE LAW!

I AM ABOVE THE LAW!

I am bumbly wumbly. I live in the pond.

I am one with the animals, and the trees.

I am really moved. I say we follow these boys' cause.

I am the deadly Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.

I am very disappointed in you young man. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I am very scary, and dangerous.

I am, your honor. Gerald Broflovski.

I appreciate that, children, but raisin' $2 million is not an easy thing to do.

I ate all mine up silly.

I believe in the family owned enterprise

I believe it was called the "Indian Burial Ground Pet Store" just outside of town.

I believe you sweetheart. Run from him boys. Run and don't stop.

I believe you. I absolutely believe you.

I bet I get all the Cheesy Poofs I want.

I bet you don't win... they don't let big fatasses...

I better be real careful jamming my thumb in his butthole.

I brought you some more juice, Mr. Twig. Are you feeling any better?

I call them "Chef's salty chocolate balls. "

I can I'm gonna make it.

I can finally reveal who the father of Eric Cartman is.

I can hardly wait.

I can hear the needle scraping against the bone inside.

I can see all obsticles in my way...

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.

I can see the commercial now. Wife got you down?

I can sing the cheesy poof song with both hands tied behind my back!

I can sing the cheesy poof song!

I can still sell snakes.

I can take whatever I want

I can tell you that I am 100 percent not gay.

I can't be left alone. You see, my parents are dead.

I can't believe I got a stupid shirt. The holidays are bull crap.

I can't believe they would put a fake Mr. Hankey in the mall.

I can't believe you gave us herpes. You little rascals!

I can't get it out of my head. Stinky britches, you've got stinky britches!

I can't go on living this life.

I can't go on not knowing who Cartman's father is. I just can't. I can't go

I can't go on.

I can't go on.

I can't help how I look.

I can't man, Jerry Berry's dead, mmkay?

I can't say ookie mouth and have Kenny spit down my throat at the same time. It's impossible.

I can't sleep or think

I can't stand that kind of pressure! No sweet Jesus please!

I can't take it anymore! I have to get out of here!

I can't thank you enough for everything.

I can't thank you enough for tryin.

I can't wait to get out among the pigs and wreak some hell.

I can't wait to see him. He's gonna be so glad we came.

I can't, the sun will dry me out.

I cannot possibly eat one more bit of this chocolaty goodness...

I care a lot about that bus load of uh what was it again?

I changed my mind. Pray that I don't change it any further

I could sleep for days on those perk cheeks let me tell you.

I couldn't have done it without you Kyle. Kisses!

I couldn't raise the $2 million to hire Johnny Cochran, and now I have to go to jail.

I covered you with a shirt, where'd it go?

I deserve to be in jail. I'll I hope is that I don't make mankind lose faith in itself.

I did it! I did it! I made it to the deep end!

I didn't mean that. I meant the other thing you can do

I don't believe it!

I don't believe it. All this time Barbrady actually did keep this town peaceful.

I don't care that some twerp blew his hands off.

I don't know how much longer we can keep this up dude.

I don't know I'm kind of getting a tangly feeling looking at these.

I don't know it's a big scary monster.

I don't know Terrance. And who is that smelly person in all these pictures?

I don't know what else to do. We sent the other boys over and they all got sick,

I don't know what they're planning next, but it can't be good.

I don't know what you guys are talkin about, that scared the crap out of me.

I don't know where Mr. Hat is. Garrison, I've got bigger problems.

I don't know who would want to hurt you like this, but I promise nobody...

I don't know. Ever since he was in that movie he got all famous.

I don't know. I was drunk.

I don't know. We just have to get it to town and then let them figure out what to do with it.

I don't need her breathing down my neck every two seconds

I don't need this stupid family, anyway.

I don't need to hear crap from hippie freaks in denial.

I don't need to take your right wing authoritative bullshit.

I don't see it.

I don't supposed they'll have any problem seeing the ball with their BIG American eyes

I don't tell you how to do your job, don't tell me how to do mine!

I don't tell you how to do your job, don't tell me how to do mine!

I don't think I have to remind you that 3 people died in last year's running of the cows.

I don't think it's fair for them to keep you captive like this, Gorak.

I don't think it's very healthy to sleep with rats.

I don't think so. My coffee shop is worth a lot to me.

I don't think they wrote this, Mr. Hat.

I don't think those are problems Tijuana bottle rockets can't solve.

I don't think we have rats since we put the fucking celing in.

I don't think we realized what an impact this festival would have on our town.

I don't think we're in a very safe spot.

I don't understand it, he's perfectly healthy

I don't wanna die on this bus with you assholes! You guys suck!

I don't wanna.

I don't want to go to rehab, I haven't even done drugs in weeks.

I drive the Booktastic Bus where magic begins.

I drove all the way from Montana to see Mr. Hankey.

I dunno, like learn about Art and Music and go on field trips and stuff.

I feel like everything I do is wrong. Doesn't matter what I say.

I feel like going to Celine Dion's house and asking her to marry me again.

I fell down that abyss and there it was.

I finally understand what the holidays are all about.

I found a map that shows the location of a backup generator.

I found him!

I found it a compelling and disturbing look the canine psychie.

I found this frozen guy in the woods today.

I give you this hardback copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ann Ryand.

I give you, Hollywood in South Park!

I got a note from Stanley to come out to the clubhouse.

I got a TV. C'mon!

I got in trouble for that note Bebe was trying to pass to you.

I got it wrong again! What's the answer?

I got Officer Barbrady to read, my plan worked perfectly.

I got the reports that the suspect is in this area.

I got way to much to do, and all you have to do is go find chics. Now stop your bitchin.

I got you.

I guarantee, it'll change the way you think about the plane arium.

I guess it's much better to get it when you're young

I guess she's had a lot of practice if you know what I mean.

I guess that goes without saying, doesn't it?

I guess we'll be going to our feature movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

I guess you should leave policework to the professionals, huh Cartman?

I guess you're right Uncle Charlie. Thanx

I guess, but...

I had my Jimmy waxed 7 times last week. I busta copin yo ****a ass shit.

I had the same thing with my mom yesterday. I'm all like:

I hate flying. Talk about something I hate, it's flyin'.

I hate mountains. This better not push back our shooting schedule.

I hate you and I wish you both had cancer.

I hate you more than ever Terrance and Phillip. I absolutely abhor you both.

I hate you Terrance and Phillip!!!

I have 100 people to tend to, and only myself and Nurse Goodly.

I have a surprise for you. The new kiddycinno from Harbucks.

I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you.

I have some difficult news which is going to make you all very sad.

I have taken you under my wing and done my best, and all you ever do is whine and moan about it.

I have to admit, Eric Roberts was much juicier than I expected.

I have to get out. I can't stand hospitals.

I have to get out. I haven't eaten since breakfast.

I have to save my little brother.

I have to send him away until my parents come to their senses.

I haven't done it for a while though. I had to run out a buy a few things. A rod and a reel and a...

I haven't seen a funnier person since Maury Povich.

I haven't seen anybody wear clothes from Eddie Bauer since 1996

I haven't seen him in so long. I remember when I first met him.

I haven't seen you in here before.

I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch.

I heard that you got fired from your job for selling drugs to children.

I hope I'm not Eric Cartman's father, Mr. Hat.

I hope my dad doesn't sing.

I hope so honey. Then perhaps we can eat for a little while.

I hope so mayor, I hope so.

I hope so Wendy. He's got such a hot ass!

I hope that one day America can be more like Endor.

I hope you all realize what we might be facing.

I hope you starve, you lousy son of a bitch!

I hope you will enjoy my daunce Feedly I feedly I ay.

I hope you will enjoy my daunce Feedly I feedly I ay.

I I feel like I feel like I'm in my own Christmas special.

I I was just uh... hangin out...

I just can't believe he would go without our permission.

I just don't get it. Why would he invite me fishing and turn into a complete bastard?

I just don't understand what my music is missing.

I just guess we care a little more.

I just hope that next time, I don't have to run so much.

I just need to ask a few questions.

I just wanna be ridiculed, shouted at and made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other.

I just wanted to catch you guys to see if we were assigned any homework tonight.

I just wanted to do my job, and live my life like any normal person,

I just wanted to remind you I'm gonna be on Television Tonight, so be sure to watch.

I knew I had to motivate him somehow.

I know but it's REALLY snowy today.

I know he seeems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.

I know that smarty pants! What do you think I'm some kind of idiot??

I know that today is the last day of school..

I know that you and Kurns are best suited to take em out.

I know that you think plane ariums are boring,

I know that, smart ass. I was being ironic.

I know they've come to punish me.

I know third trimester abortions are illegal. I don't know anything about 40th.

I know, but if they open a Harbucks right next door we might go out of business.

I like snakes. You light them, and they grow and grow.

I loose weight when I feel like it bitch!

I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs...

I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy...

I love my work.

I love you guys.

I love you guys.

I love you guys.

I love you, guys.

I made about $410,300, but

I made cookie dings!

I mean, I care a lot about Mr. Twig, but Mr. Hat and I have so much history.

I mean, sure it does.

I must take my bastard daughter back to Celine Dion and see what she has to say.

I must tell you.

I need 17 dollars so we can win Terrance and Phillip dolls.

I need a cold beer and a burger.

I need some help over here! Please help! I think he's got third degree burns!

I need you to be strong. Nurse Goodly will take care of the anesthesia.

I never made one this big.

I never meant for you boys to get in trouble.

I only need one dude, I only need one.

I put myself in your mouth,

I read every last word of this garbage

I read it! I read it all by myself!

I realized I shouldn't be so cold towards people that are less fortunate than me.

I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not necessary.

I really thought I had it this time with "Cheddar Cheese Girl."

I remember frozen waffles with no sidedishes.

I remember how cold and lonely the nights got.

I remember I just gotten off the Ferris Wheel.

I remember not too long ago, we were just kids playing kissing games in my clubhouse.

I remember when I was just starting out. Chef suggested I buy a pompadour hat.

I said Larry King won't grant me 3 wishes!

I said no and I mean no! Respect my authoritah!

I said quiet! Or else I'll kill the bunny!

I said return to your homes, before I start arresting people.

I SAID SHUT UP!

I SAID, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

I said, we find...

I saved up enough to buy M 80s.

I saw this movie where this guy stuck a firecracker up a cat's butt.

I see, well you certainly have humble home Mrs. McCormick.

I seem to remember a husband, but I think he was lost and never found on Kanosha pass.

I should be able to do whatever I want with it.

I should tell my son the truth about everything. Good day, Mr. President.

I sure am hungry.

I sure hope I'm not Eric Cartman's father, Mr. Hat.

I sure hope I'm not Eric Cartman's father, Mr. Hat.

I swear, if he says that one more time I'm gonna kill him.

I take it you're part owner of this whole Mr. Hooey story right?

I the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe a bunch of uh, hippies walk around and paint stuff.

I think Danforth wanted the log ride more than anybody, but he,

I think he likes it. C'mon Shelly let's hook up your home theater.

I think I found it.

I think it went really good. Those people really go into it.

I think it's time for me to give it up.

I think Stewart's a little jealous that your husband got out of making pizzas

I think that Mr. Hat was actually your gay side trying to come out.

I think that's a mask dude.

I think they're gonna sell right through the roof.

I think tonight the planetarium's doing laser Logins, I might have to check it out.

I think we have to signal them somehow.

I think we're almost there you guys.

I think we've somewhat missed the point here. Let's go to somebody else.

I think we've tapped this town's resources out.

I think you mean Uncle Sam.

I think you should be able to move out legally when you're 14.

I think you're hitting the bone.

I think you're the loony one in this room.

I think you've got to talk to the governor about that.

I thought he said, "bite the head off a bat," so I did.

I thought it was a trash can or something.

I thought it would be good for you.

I thought you were from Iraq.

I told you guys. The holiday season is nothing but lies and bull crap. So how was it?

I told you never to mention that name in my classroom again! Mr.Hat is a two timin whore!

I told you never to say his name in my presence!

I told you not to mess with me!

I understand that you hate Terrance and Phillip.

I wanna declare Shenanigans on this carnival operator.

I wanna fudgem!

I wanna live in a world of only gods, so my idea to make America better,

I wanna talk to you all about your school nurse.

I wanna thank you for making me feel alive again Marcus.

I want him out of my house! He ain't workin' shit! He can't even hold a fuckin' job!

I want to appologize to all of you for what happened in there.

I want to assure all of you that Officer Barbrady is still are active police enforcer.

I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this evening.

I want to make the public aware of her.

I want to secom odifaner.

I want to see what kind of presents she got me.

I want you to bring me and my friends into Canada.

I want you to check out my new confectionaries.

I want you to do a big money deal with me.

I wanted to be somebody to! I just wasn't born with a silver enima up my ass!

I warn you, Chef! Don't even think of taking advantage of me in this prison cell!

I was going to make us a family again, but now you've slept with Ugly Bob.

I was sure one of the children took him

I was, I was wasting my life.

I wasn't talking to you, buttpipe! I was talking to Cartman!

I went to a beauty parlor and had my tattoo redone. Look.

I will do the German daunce for you. It's fun and gay and tra la la

I will do the German daunce for you. It's fun and gay and tra la la

I will never forget this mother. I won't forget this ever.

I will, mmkay?

I won't be a part of this anymore

I won't believe it! I won't! I have to ask my mom and dad!

I wonder when the monster's gonna come back to feed again.

I wonder why Cartman wasn't in school today?

I wonder why our moms wanted us to sleep over at Kenny's so bad.

I worked my ASS off to get to where I am today. I wanted to be somebody!

I would kill for some cous cous right now.

I would like to personally thank all of you for your enthusiastic cooperation.

I would think you're doing this because you WANNA play with girls.

I would!

I you all to find somebody in your own life who was in Vietnam, and interview them about it.

I, I really thought it was important for the kids to know the smell of marihuana, mmkay?

I, I'm gonna take him up to the bathroom to get washed up.

I... have had enough.

I'd appreciate if both you and Mr.Mackey would attend.

I'd like to live with you and use your ass as a hat for all eternity.

I'd like to open an invitation to all South Park residents,

I'd like to take up your case, free of charge!

I'd pay a million for this story. I'd pay 2!

I'd say it's pretty much an open and shut case. Make the right decision. Thank you.

I'll always love you Mr. Hankey.

I'll drive from here, Mr. Hat.

I'll just take him home and show him some good

I'll leave you alone.

I'll never forget you, Mr. Twig. Thank you.

I'll never forget you. You were my best friend after Stan.

I'll run home and get money from mother, do you guys need some to?

I'll swim. Puffer fish.

I'll take two!

I'll talk to nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'd be delighted. Say around 8?

I'll tell you why. Because he's on drugs, and he worships the devil!

I'll they want to do is make me pay for coming to Nebraska in the first place.

I'll use my credit card.

I'm 16. I should be able to do what I want, when I want.

I'm a pretty happy person.

I'm actually interested in something else.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to suspend you from school.

I'm afraid it's the big house for you, fruitcake.

I'm allowed to deputize citizens in a time of chrisis.

I'm at Stark's Pond, where residents and tourists..

I'm better now!

I'm Bob, but my friends call me Ugly Bob

I'm bringing home some Eric Roberts. Anybody else want some?

I'm Chef, coach of the South Park cows.

I'm doing Celine Dion, what's it look like?

I'm doing the best I can!

I'm free, I'm free.

I'm getting hungry too.

I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.

I'm going for help. I'll be back as soon as I can.

I'm going to put on a pirate costume.

I'm going to see to it that you both pay for what you've done.

I'm going!

I'm gonna cut off your testicles. I'm never watching South Park again!

I'm gonna die without fucking food stamps! I have nothing to eat without any food stamps!

I'm gonna get him to a hospital. Who will help?

I'm gonna give Mrs. McCormick a call

I'm gonna go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!!

I'm gonna go jam my thumb in something's butthole now.

I'm gonna go with you to the planetarium so I can prove that nothing's wrong.

I'm gonna jam my thumb in his butthole now. This should really piss him off.

I'm gonna just give me a minute.

I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it to the deep end.

I'm gonna pass around just a little tiny bit, and I want you all to take a smell

I'm gonna turn around.

I'm having a nice time muffin.

I'm here live in South Park, Colorado, where citizens of Los Angeles,

I'm here Sally; it's your father, Terrance.

I'm here to announce once and for all that Canada

I'm here to save you from your smelly Iranian captors.

I'm illegitemate. I'm not fit to be a policeman. I retire!

I'm Jimbo Kerny and this is here is Ned. Say hi, Ned.

I'm John Poston from the Harbuck's Coffee Corporation.

I'm just feeling really trapped, I can't go on with this co dependency.

I'm just glad everything turned out OK. And Barbrady got his job back.

I'm just standing here. Jesus, mellow out you guys.

I'm late for a screening, I'll call you from the theatre.

I'm making a dummy Ike doll.

I'm not being a dick, you're being a dick!

I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet, you skinny bitch!

I'm not gonna let you die. Alright, just let me get my tooth brush.

I'm not gonna look.

I'm not living here! Living in having ups and downs and sharing them with friends!

I'm NOT YOUR DAD!!!! You can't just go around playing games with my emotions!!!

I'm poopies ma! Hurry up!

I'm scared! Be quiet kid!

I'm simply a man. A man trying to do my job.

I'm sorry but we just can't throw Caucasian babies on an outbound train.

I'm sorry but you're absolutely right!

I'm sorry do you need anything?

I'm sorry I never told you, Eric. I just thought it would be a little shocking.

I'm sorry Mr. Mackee, mmkay?

I'm sorry my wife held you captive Officer.

I'm sorry son. Let's get him to ICU.

I'm sorry Stanley. I can't let you go all the way to Nebraska by yourself.

I'm sorry to inform you that this town is having a vote tomorrow,

I'm sorry, I've caused so much trouble.

I'm sorry. Bu' I'm not a big candy bar fan.

I'm starting to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone

I'm sure glad that's over with. Now I can sleep at night.

I'm sure it was my brother. He tries to shoot me every month.

I'm sure it will make a lot of money.

I'm sure that would scare the hell out of him, Cartman.

I'm talking nightcourt in a thrift season laaameeahhh!

I'm telling you Marty, this woman is a natural.

I'm the director from I.A. for America's Most Wanted.

I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two timing whore.

I'm told this event won't begin until the sun goes down.

I'm trying damn it!

I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of.

I've been searching a long time for you Celine Dion.

I've been shot

I've been such a bastard all these years and I finally understand it it feels great.

I've been trying to protect Ike from having his fireman cut off

I've been wondering what the hell this was.

I've got 'em.

I've got a great game for you! It's called Ookie Mouth.

I've got a looong way to go to raise the kind of money I need.

I've got such a good boy, such a handsome boy.

I've got such a handsome boy such a good boy.

I've got such a handsome boy, such a good boy.

I've got to be careful.

I've got to get some assistance for my broken down bus!

I've just finished reading the heartwarming novel "Go Dog, Go!"

I've never seen any underpants gnomes. They come out at 3:30 in the morning.

I've proved that I can read and now I'm back on the job!

If all goes as planned Kyle will be your new boyfriend.

If Bebe and Kyle were a couple, then we could invite them over to your clubhouse for dinner,

If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit!

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

If he doesn't get his antibiotic shot today, he could die.

If I hear that, I have to finish it.

If I knew, I wouldn't be seeing a f***ing psychiatrist.

If I make it back, I'll send help.

If I make it back, I'll send help. Don't do it kid.

If I may read a passage:

If I project the drawing of a big dipper on top of it,

If it wasn't for these boys' excellent report.

If Mr. Hankey ever found out he would be so pissed.

If one more person asks me to say Grace I'll be like "Hey, I'm not saying Grace",

If only once.

If only there was someone who could communicate with him on a level

If she holds his hand in that theatre it'll be all over.

If she's my dad, then who's my mom?

If that is true, then your declaration of Shenanigans is just.

If that mocking bird don't sing mommy's gonna bury it in the back yard.

If that's true, then get back together with dad for me!

If the person even so much as looks into the frog's eyes, they can be paralyzed or even die.

If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are, they'll want to sleep with you

If they don't care about you would they have driven nine hours to Nebraska?

If we can win state, we can play in the nationals in Washington DC.

If we could understand what he's saying, then maybe we could get some answers.

If we didn't eat cheesy poofs we'd be lame...

If we didn't eat cheesy poofs, we'd be...

If we don't find him, so help me, you're going to be grounded for a month.

If we don't hunt, these animals will grow to big in their number and they won't have enough food.

If we had won the world championship, what then?

If we prove that the Mexican Staring Frog from Southern Sri Lanka

If we prove that the Mexican Staring Frog from Southern Sri Lanka

If you could just turn yourself down.

If you did that, then the floors would be bare.

If you do a big scary monster will eat you!

If you do not comply I'll be forced to execute each and everyone of you

If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, mmkay?

If you don't all leave and go home soon, Mr. Hankey's gonna die.

If you don't feel fit to raise a child, an abortion is the answer.

If you have a stepdad riding your ass, just snatch his ass in a bear trap. Grind! No more stepdad.

If you look the Mexican Staring Frog in the eyes, you can go catatonick.

If you lose those, you have nothing.

If you see Manson please kick his ass and smash his fuckin' face in for me

If you touch Kitty, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack...

If you want to change the law you'll have to speak with your congressman.

If you want to keep reaching out to people, you have to keep up with the times.

If you want to know where I'll strike next, read bumbly wumbly and the spotted spacecraft.

If you want to save Canada you'll meet me at

If you win, you can be picked to be in our next Cheesy Poof commercial!

If you work in the entertainment business and you make money, you're a sellout.

If you're just joining us, we've been listening to

If you've seen one giant firework, you've seen them all.

Ike wasn't really your brother, he was adopted.

Ike, if you want to keep your penis, you have to get on this train.

Illions of stars and billions of galaxies make up our universe.

In a sewer? Children do you know how to file a police report?

In a teary eyed courtroom, Johnny Cochran has just finished his closing arguments,

In a teary eyed courtroom, Johnny Cochran has just finished his closing arguments,

In all thy sons command.

In all thy sons command.

In my world, you're a skinny, white insurance salesman.

In order for a society to thrive we need gods and clods.

In otherwords our old line of "It's coming right for us"

In our competition for ratings we all lost sight of why we got into showbusiness in the first place.

In that is completely like his own world. Everything is 1996 oriented.

In the above entitled action of murder against Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer...

In the bathroom and got us suspended.

In the meantime we're going to watch episode number 203, Barneby Under Siege.

In the meantime, I want to get into alcohol a little, mmkay? Alcohol is bad, kay?

In today's news, South Park has a parade to honor Officer Barbrady...

Incredible icky pain!

Incredible pain.

Indeed Phillip.

Intern joined the cast of Medical Center.

Iran is dangerous; you guys shouldn't go there.

Iran, Iraq, what the hell's the difference? Relax guy

Is being brought to you by Palmoral Sun Block.

Is everybody okay?

Is he goin' to be all right, doctor?!

Is he goin' to be okay?!

Is he goin' to live?!

Is it Barbrady? Or Jimbo?

Is it Mrs. Crabtree? Sheila Broflovski? The Mayor?

Is it over?

Is just something made up by Jimbo and Ned

Is just something made up by Jimbo and Ned

Is just what a man needs to get him through the day.

Is that Leonardo DeCaprio?

Is that some kind of metaphor for a kind of search that can't be described?

Is there a problem young man? No problem dude.

Is to put all poor people into camps.

Is trying to split his head open with an icepick? No! I have to get it out!

It ain't pretty, but if a few must die so the rest can live, so be it.

It also says Mr. Hankey is also appearing at the Crossroads mall.

It appears as if the mayor is going to explain matters.

It appears as if the mayor is going to explain matters.

It appears now that eight year old Stan Marsh is in big, big trouble.

It appears that more and more South Park residents are

It burns! It burns!

It can't be. These can't be right.

It could be a crime fighting rabbit, or a lovable turtle.

It does? Sure remember that time that that kid in the red shirt decided to go off on his own?

It doesn't matter. He'll be most excited to see me.

It feels great! I just can't find the words to thank all the artists who...

It has to be on a current event in South Park. Tweek do you have any ideas?

It hurts! Mommie it hurts!

It is amazing what people do under stress.

It is certainly nice we could all gather 'round heyar for the holidays.

It is up to us to make her feel comfortable and welcome in out town.

It is with great pride and honor that I'd like to welcome

It just needs some tender, loving care.

It just so happens that Mr. Twig is far more stable than Mr. Hat could ever be!

It looks as though the chase is proceeding west down the interstate.

It looks like my ex wife

It never fails to amaze me how I overcome adversity

It occured to me that you might need some more help raising money for Chef.

It really isn't as lame and stupid as one suspected.

It says "maximum".

It should be about people gettin together,

It smells it smells!

It smells like Kenny's house in here!

It took a while for me to understand as well.

It turns out that the bookmobile driver here was the one making love to chickens.

It was about 25 years ago. I was just a struggling musician, and couldn't get a break.

It was about a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding huh?

It was an error of judgement Mr. Mackee, but I'm afraid I have to let you go for it.

It was him dude. I tell you it was Mr. Hanky.

It was little Cindy Lou Poo who was no more than two.

It was, very, very good. Have you read it Mr. Garrison?

It wasn't my note dude! It was some girl's!

It will be a dangerous climb. There could be velociraptors.

It will take more than your weak America weapons to destroy me.

It would only be a bigger let down next year if we didn't win.

It'll be the death of him Kyle. Mark my words. It'll be the death of him.

It'll make your itches go away.

It's a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad by doing drugs, mmkay?

It's a bomb. You must strap it to yourselves,

It's a drug made famous by John Lennon and Paul McCartney.

It's a hard job, but then again I'm a hard man.

It's a psychosomatic response! I couldn't help over hearing your conversation just now.

It's a rockin' world, there ain't nothing fake abou

It's a shockin' world, could be what's so great about it

It's a stick.

It's a television, CD player, surround sound home theater.

It's a what?! A giant snake?! Killing everybody?! Growing bigger?!

It's a work of blood, sweat, and tears.

It's about gay cowboys eating pudding.

It's about that one week in the year...

It's about time Kenny did you bring the pumpkin?

It's all about respect, you gotta have respect for yourself.

It's all been a little 8 year old's dream.

It's all goin to hell children. And we're all to blame.

It's all over the place: on the radio, MTV, everywhere.

It's all taken care of, Stanley.

It's all you could afford? Who ever heard of a squash o lantern Kenny. That's hella stupid.

It's almost like we're a real city.

It's almost like we're a real city.

It's always gossip, stupid crap.

It's an ice cream truck! Now do you believe us Cartman?

It's at that game that I will officialy turn the Candian flag over to my Iranian one.

It's beautiful.

It's because they've run away, mmkay.

It's between me and four other kids. I'm on my way now with my mom to the finals.

It's called a circumsticion.

It's chickenpox. There seems to be a small epidemic going around.

It's coming right for us.

It's completely immature!

It's easy.

It's going over really well. People are gonna be knocking my door down to get you.

It's gonna demolish the whole state.

It's hard to keep paying attention.

It's hopeless we're never gonna have enough money to win.

It's It's just a question.

It's like the sun is right outside the door.

It's Mr. Hanky! I think he's in some kind of trouble.

It's my former husband who I forgotten all about.

It's my pleasure to be the first person to wish you a happy Fourth of July!

It's not closer. I'm just seeing things.

It's not gonna hurt you, hon. Just do it.

It's not lame, it's sweet! After we build this clubhouse

It's not that easy. You were lucky.

It's number, oh I don't know. All Americans look alike.

It's ok kids. I'm real. Howdy ho!

It's okay! He can't hurt you! It's one way glass.

It's only a matter of time before they're selling their bodies and buying smack!

It's only been four hours. Aren't you resorting to cannibalism quickly?

It's our job to get these to children all over America for the Fourth of July.

It's over, Mr. Garrison. This is it. We've had enough.

It's people like you who are ruining Main Street, USA!

It's really snowing! I hope they don't close the roads.

It's so nice of you to take all the boys with you.

It's the American way.

It's the only way to prove that you're real. But I won't last long up above.

It's the only way you can be sure. We have to both go for the good of the world.

It's this place called Des Moines. It's like lost in time, see.

It's time Cartman. Prepare for Gingerfication.

It's time to stop large corporations. Prop Ten is about children.

It's true, we were wrong for deceiving you about it.

It's true.

It's your hour of power, on midday mountain cable access.

It's yum diddly icous. It makes you feel super.

Ith several hostages all of whom are children.

Janis Joplin, the Beatles, Elton John. I got to travel all around the world,

Je accuse Terrance.

Jeez, Mr. Grumpy Pants.

Jesus dude.

Jesus dude. I'm to blame for all this. I'm to blame for everything!

Jesus man, Jesus! What are we gonna do huh?!

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!

Jesus, look out!

Jesus, look out!

Jesus!

Jesus! What is wrong with you people?? Look around you Stanley.

Jimini oaks! It's the real scuzzlebutt!

Join the triumph of the skies

Joking is a way for them to come to terms with what they don't understand.

Jordan, Swatson, pull forward! We need backup!

Joyful all ye nations rise,

Just best friends, Best friends are weeee!

Just give me another one of them Roofies.

Just give me thirty minutes. Come on Ike.

Just go outside and sit in the road till a truck runs you over instead.

Just imagine and big yellow dodgeball champions bear hanging in the cafeteria. Imagine it!

Just keep your traps shut, I'll consult the manual.

Just kidding son.

Just kidding. The defense rests.

Just like you deceived our son into going to Kenny's, and that didn't work either!

Just relax sweet heart you're gonna kill out there.

Just right up over this ridge.

Just sit here and suck on my balls.

Just South of Stark's Pond this morning.

Just that maybe when we're finished, Wendy and Bebe can come over and play.

Just time to prepare nurse. Just time....mmkay.

Just to teach people to read:

Just use a little bit of that stuff hon. It has to last a while.

Kay. Maybe it'll help us figure out what to do our report on. We have to

Keep your eyes peeled boys. Somebody's gonna make love to this chicken any minute.

Keep your eyes peeled.

Keep your hands in at all times.

Keep your heads down kids.

Kenny honey, if you're gonna sneeze, sneeze on them.

Kenny I called shotgun.

Kenny what's it doing?

Kenny you go find Cartman, we have to go sign him up for the bull ride.

Kenny you go out there and tell us what you see.

Kenny you share that blanket with your brother?

Kenny, can you give us another example?

Kenny, wasn't that your fat, racist, foul mouth friend Eric Cartman?

Kenny, watch out!

Kenny, where the hell is Cartman?

Kenny, who found the ice man? Yeah, I think you ought to name him Steve.

Kenny! Your little friends are here! Come play with them!

Kenny. Kenny look, look. Go get it.

Kenny's not really my friend ma. I don't give a rat's ass about him.

Kids like with all the caffeine of a normal Double Latte.

Kids, we should've been honest about wanting you to get chickenpox.

Kids! Do not get off this bus!

Kill who?

KILLER!

Kurns get over here! The new privates are here. I'm assigning one of them to you as a tranee.

Kyle get back into the carnival this instant, you can't be out on the streets.

Kyle we are at a house filled with Cartmans.

Kyle, a, a circumcision is a very common thing for Ike to have.

Kyle, before I go,

Kyle, Steve is a pretty good name for that guy.

Kyle, this is very difficult for me. I think we need time apart.

Kyle, You know how some people are murderers and stuff?

Kyle!

Kyle? Truth or dare?

Ladies and gentleman, this is Chew bacca.

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you...

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE!

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide...

Ladies and gentlemen on this 4th day of cojoined twin myslexia week

Ladies and gentlemen this is indeed a great week for South Park.

Ladies and gentlemen, before you today sits a murderer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!

Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to kick off the 14th annual South Park Cow Days!

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you all for making

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce on this gala opening

Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does NOT MAKE SENSE!

Ladies and gentlemen, my best friend Mr. Hankey is getting sicks because South Park

Ladies and gentlemen, the mayor regrets that she cannot be here herself...

Ladies and gentlemen, TV's Fred Savage!

Ladies and gentlemen, we still have a lot of work to do.

Lady, is Mephisto going to be okay?

Lamb Chop, what would you like to do?

Lame.

Larry, you disappeared! I waited for you to come home for over three days!

Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates.

Leave us! We must finish what we have begun!

Left home looking for something new,

Let any children off the bus.

Let her go!

Let me get right on that with thinking.

Let the world champion of dodgeball be decided.

Let them get it now while they're young.

Let us cut off your pee pee, Stan!!

Let's all just make our way back to our seats.

Let's all make our way back to our seats.

Let's begin, shall we?

Let's get back to base camp. We can ride the log ride before it closes.

Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India.

Let's get out of this town!

Let's get started right away.

Let's get started right away. They could be half way to LA by now.

Let's get them together.

Let's have ice cream everyone!

Let's hear it for Ms. Crabtree, what an up and comer!

Let's hear it for these brave souls!

Let's hope the press doesn't get wind of this right away

Let's join them in the fight against corporate takeovers.

Let's just say that I'm someone who can help you if you help me.

Let's move along, people.

Let's move on to the auditions for Mr. Garrison.

Let's move on to the Chefs.

Let's rehearse the reenactment from the top before we shoot it.

Let's say grace.

Let's see, a normal size snake lasts three minutes..

Let's see, each ticked is a dollar, so 3 tickets is like 2.25....

Let's start with our school band playing "The Stars and Stripes."

Let's talk about LSD. Uh, children, LSD is, is bad.

Let's try some scales. C scale first. And:

Let"s forget all those things for just a while,

Like an old sweater that keeps getting warmer with age,

Like cars and computers and canned soup.

Like go ahead and tell how your nephew Stan takes drugs and worships Satan.

Like sailors on a submarine.

Like termites, we will move this festival from town to town,

Like this kid told us we might be able to crash at your clubhouse for a couple of days.

Like Toto. And then the Harbucks guy will have five minutes to speak and

Like when you hear the first part of the song "Come Sail Away."

Listen Stanley, I know all this change must be tough on you,

Listen we have to give a huge speech about corporate takeovers.

Listen, we did what we had to in there.

Little boy, sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Little dog...

Little lamb, lost in the great big world,

Little pussy gnome. Don't call me a pussy

Little towns like this simply aren't meant for big advance.

Live from Burbank, it's the tonight show, with Jay Leno.

Live! It's the South Park Town Hall meeting on Public Access. Tonight's topic, Prop Ten!

Look at all the pain and suffering your lie has caused.

Look at it Kenny. It is the greatest clubhouse ever built!

Look at Kenny's family.

Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company,

Look at that. That's a Tijuana bottle rocket.

Look at the pyramids. Nobody knows how they built those, or who.

Look at them. Look how much happiness firepower can bring to a child.

Look at you with your little shovel, just like when you were twelve.

Look here comes somebody!

Look I don't wanna be treated different. I don't wanna be treated special or treated gingerly,

Look Ike, it's your Uncle Murray.

Look Kenny there's an elephant parade.

Look kid. There's Mr. Hankies like me in every shopping mall. There's no real Mr. Hankey.

Look mister, I gotta bus load of kids trapped on that pass,

Look out he has a white flag!

Look pal, this is very simple. All I want to do is return this fish.

Look Pip the rules are simple.

Look the kid was really close, he still has another ball left. Just try again son.

Look, Elton. You are a great singer, but a retarded monkey could write better lyrics.

Look, we gotta know about corporate takeovers tomorrow or we're screwed.

Look, we gotta know about corporate takeovers tomorrow or we're screwed.

Look, why don't we just stick to our own show? People will watch again.

Look!

Look. Our bacon is cooked just right: Not soggy, not crisp.

Lookee Ned, there's some deers. Quick Ned, thin out their numbers!

Looking for love oooh baby, looking for loove, doooo

Looks like we missed Fourth of July again.

Looks like we're ready.

Looks like winter's right around the corner.

Looting and pillaging erupted in the quiet mountain town.

Lord... we thank you for this staggering payload of frozen waffles

Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who we love,

Loves to...

M maybe it's all in my head. Maybe I'm going insane. Oh no I'm going insane!

Ma? I just dreamt that me and Stan and Kyle and Kenny were trapped on a bus

Macon likes his with extra bacon. Here you go, buddy. Yeah!

Madam Foreperson, have you reached a verdict so we can get the hell out of here?

Make it quick. Well the people of my town are a little upset.

Making him think he's David Duchove...

Man what the hell kind of carnival company are you?

Man you guys are hella stupid. If I had money I wouldn't give it to you ass holes.

Man your family sucks ass Kenny. Whoever heard of frozen waffles for dinner?

Man, smell that mountain air. What a great Saturday morning. Aren't weekends just the best?

Man, this is f**king weak.

Manson has never shown any signs of remorse for his crimes.

Many colors in my homo rainbow Don't be afraid to let your colors shine

Mari ja uana's bad. And it also has a very distinct smell, mmkay?

Marsh assist halt!

Mash pit!

Mass murderer and extremely nasty person, Charles Manson has escaped from prison.

Maybe he did touch some children now and then

Maybe it's better you don't know who your father is.

Maybe Ms. Crabtree did make that stuff about the big black monster.

Mayor, I think the boys may have stumbled on to something here.

Mayor, Mayor!

Mayor, these boys want that Harbucks Coffee shut down right now.

Mayor, this man has not been conscious for almost three years!

Me and Satan were just aboot to go shopping for furniture. Come on Satan!

Me friend... friend. Me friend... Mephesto.

Me me me me meh, me me meh meh.

Me phes to.

Me too Marcus. I've forgotten all about my cares in the world.

Meaning that she has both male and female genitals.

Meaning what?

Meant when he said this is not a victimless crime?

Meet me at the clubhouse.

Meet me in the clubhouse.

Mi, Mr. Twig?

Michael Jackson. All this bad mouthing, putting the man down,

Michelle's incredible story of survival. Go on Michelle.

Microbrew sampler from Aspen. Has 6 different beers from local breweries.

Mild like that first flash of sun on an April morning. This is coffee the way it should be.

Mind if I look around the backyard though?

Minus my fee with publicity and taxes taken out, you get 3 dollars!

Missing people usually end up hiding in someone's bushes. May I?

Mm I can't possibly finish this whole cake,

Mm it's chocolaty and delightful.

Mm, let me think. No.

Mmkay, take a smell, pass it on, and when it gets back up to me, we'll finish talking about it.

Mmkay, uh perhaps you should let your wife finish talking Mr.Marsh.

Mmkay.

MMm oh no, out of ammo!

Mmm sweet.

Mmmwere environmentalists.

Mom asnwer that!

Mom grandma's gone senile. It's time to stick her in a home!

Mom hit dad again!

Mom will you do the honors of saying Grace?

Mom, can I watch American Gladiators?

Mom, dad, what exactly is this party for?

Mom, I know you think I did all this but I'm gonna prove to you that it was this fucking fish.

Mom, will you please ask dad to come help me build my clubhosue?

Mom, you think I killed that guy. It was the fish. He says I'm next.

Mom!!

More attendance than last year's Sundance festival.

More calamine lotion!

More sugar than all the other goodies

Most of them suck ass.

Most people aren't up then, but I am. I can't sleep ever.

Movies seen get a chance to have it watched.

Mr

Mr. Chef, I'm afraid you leave me no alternative. We're going to sue you.

Mr. Chef, you've been found guilty of harassing a major record label.

Mr. Director person, what do you want to do?

Mr. Film Commisioner, could I have a word with you?

Mr. Garrison will fail because you're making it up.

Mr. Garrison, I'm the only one here. Everyone else has chicken herpes.

Mr. Garrison! Stop!

Mr. Hankey is that you? Hello?

Mr. Hankey why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?

Mr. Hankey, I can't go on anymore. I'd lost the fight.

Mr. Hankey?

Mr. Hat busted me out. Children, did you do this?

Mr. Hat is gonna smack you bitches up!

Mr. Hat saved us, Chef! Come on, let's get in the truck!

Mr. Hat!

Mr. Hat!

Mr. Hussein, the U.S. Government is becoming worried.

Mr. Johnny Cochran, your closing arguments.

Mr. Jonas, this is Ms. Crabtree.

Mr. Loaf, we are selling candy bars for our dying friend.

Mr. Mackee, you're supposed to be an adult.

Mr. Poo if you wouldn't mind, we can't hear our chairman.

Mr. Tweek, we only just heard. Oh, hello committee members. What a surprise.

Mr. Twig, is that you?

Mr. Twig? Are you okay? Mr

Mr.Chef, Mr.Chef, South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. Oh glorious day!

Mr.Garrison said that there was no way that you

Mr.Garrison there's some freaky kid from the planetarium on our bus!

Mr.Garrison, we think that the planetarium guy is...

Mr.Garrison, we've been watching Barneby Jones repeats for 8 days now.

Mr.Garrison? What's Vietnam?

Mrs. Herman has opened the east wing of the library,

Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to South Park!

Ms. Cartman is your son at home?

Ms. Crabtree?

Must tell... the machine... the machine is eee..

My argument is simple, this country is founded on free enterprise.

My best friend is a vegetable, and I'm gonna be the laughing stock of South Park!

My colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

My company's prepared to make you a very generous offer.

My dad has five dollars on top of his dresser.

My dad says America needs both rich and poor to survive, but I have a better idea.

My dad's a lawyer, dude; he tells me about this stuff all the time.

My daughter is in pretty bad shape now,

My family's dead.

My father is John Elway, my father is John Elway!

My final solution by Kyle Broslofski. My dad is the smartest guy in the whole wide world.

My fluffy old pal. Yes, that's it, that's my mister Kitty. Ya.

My god what is this world coming to?

My god, amazing where people can live nowadays.

My god, I never knew the chickenpox was such a dangerous illness!

My God, this is the worst storm I've ever seen.

My God, what a fascinating story Terrance, especially the part aboot Celine Dion.

My God, what a harrowing tale of human drama this is!

My goodness, that's going to be a really big coffee house, honey.

My husband was trapped for 12 hours.

My Kenny used to laugh and play. He was eight years old just like you my Kenny was.

My Kenny used to sing and dance.

My mom says there's a lot of black people in China.

My mom signed me up for swimming lessons at the pool. Want to come?

My mother and your mother were out hanging clothes.

My mother and your mother were out hanging clothes.

My mother punched your mother in the nose. What color blood came out?

My mouse has gone away.

My only hope is to whore myself to every woman in town.

My parents think he's out with me right now, and I have to bring him back for dinner.

My pony boar was beat up pretty bad. He kept saying "Stay Gold."

My salty chocolate balls must've rejuvinated him!

My sentiments exactly Your Honor. I see from your accent that you're Southern Canadian.

My stupid friends want to go to the mall to visit Mr. Hankey, but nobody would drive us.

My uncle Jimbo has a ton of those movies in his dresser drawer.

My uncle Jimbo has a ton of those movies in his dresser drawer.

My waffle's done, my waffle's done!

Nah, I don't feel any differ...

National champions of dodgeball, The South Park Cows!

Naw, I didn't see anything. It just happened so fast.

Ned, Ned, can you hear me? Quick, somebody call and ambulance, this man is catatonick!

Next week, we'll look for more of these beautiful creatures

Next!

Ninety Marshmallow, ninety one marshmallow.

No Billy. No coffee for you.

No boys, you need to listen up, mmkay?

No Cartman, we can't do it on Raymond again.

No Cartman. Nobody ever has.

No dude, I want the Terrance and Phillip dolls up there.

No dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies.

No Elvin Bad Elvin.

No Elvin Bad Elvin.

No I don't understand it Dr. Schwartz, he's perfectly healthy.

No I was just flipping through the channels.

No I wasn't in Vietnam. But sometimes I like to pretend I was.

No it isn't

No it isn't it hurts! I can't believe they let us play this in school.

No it isn't, you guys

No Jimmy that's a bad Jimmy!

No Jimmy that's grandpa's potpie!

No Jimmy this is mah potpie.

No Kenny, you can't look. I'm the forman.

No Kenny, you should cut with the blade facing away from you. Your gonna hurt yourself

No kid! You heard what Ms. Crabtree said, there's a big black scary monster out there.

No kitty that's a... wait a minute. Come here Kitty

No Kitty that's my pot pie!

No Kyle, murder is never an answer.

No longer works. So now we only kill animals to quote "Thin out their numbers".

No matter how I'm feelin' I can always count on you guys to lighten me up.

No more Salisbury steak and pecan pie.

No no no Kyle. These are independent films.

No no no no. Come on fatass, we're gonna get em all back.

No no no pain killer! I'll be ok!

No no no! And I'm pretty sure that strange little boy Kenny has the chickenpox right now

No no, I wanna shoot the script next month with Demi Moore test.

No no! We've got to think this through!

No problem hoe. Maybe later you can suck my ****a dick bitch hoe shit.

No problem, Mrs. Broflovski. Now, about that hundred bucks?

No promises, no demands, mands, mands, mkay?

No ratings means no show.

No that's too much!

No they're not. Independent films are produced outside the hollywood system.

No this used to be a quaint little mountain town.

No way dude, it sucked ass. They didn't even have cable

No way dude, Kenny's family is poor. They live in the ghetto!

No way, I set up mine first, hippie!

No way, there's no real connection between us. It was all a big lie.

No way. I can't stand to leave things unfinished.

No we didn't kill him! He's still breathing

No worry!

No you don't!

No you have to in this building and see a bunch of stupid stars, now come on.

No you won't, butthole!

No, because I hate you. You think farting is soo funny, well it isn't!

No, don't!

No, dude, Gorak is cool, because it's original.

No, I don't need a rest! I want to know what this is all aboot.

No, I don't want snakes! This is an outrage.

No, I, I just, I had to get away, mmkay? I just lost my job.

No, I'm not leaving without you.

No, it means you won't be able to live anymore.

No, it's Sally, she's being held captive in Iran.

No, no, no children, I'm talking about the most important part of a man's body.

No, no, no, mmkay? It, it wasn't like that.

No, no, no, no ,no, that's different. I made fun of them because they are from China.

No, no, not exactly. But she did have a penis.

No, no, she's been perfectly healthy.

No, no, that's not how you uphold the law.

No, oh, oh, okay.

No, stop you don't know what you're doing. Those pets are evil.

No, that doesn't make sense.

No, uh, as your counselor, I'm here to tell you about drugs and alcohol

No, uh, let's focus our discussion first on mari ja uana.

No, Vietnam was more like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass,

No, Vietnam was more like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass,

No, wait, that's subtraction.

No, we have to do a stupid report on Vietnam.

No, you don't! Summer vacation doesn't start for you little bastards...

No, you never did, Terrance.

No, you're gaining a pop vocalist.

No! Chef wouldn't give up on us. How many times has Chef gotten us out of trouble?

No! Come back! You can't adapt! You'll never live!

No! Don't go back! No!

No! He's not gonna melt away! That's Frosty, you stupid butthole!

No! Here's my impression of Robert Deniro,

No! I found this frozen guy in the woods today!

No! It's a Rocky Mountain rattlesnake

No! My lifetime partner and friend, taken away in the wink of an eye. Fortune...

No! No, please!

No! What did you say? Use him for what?

No! What did you say? Use him for what?

No.

No. Good. See you in school.

No. I just... What?

No. It's the children. So what do the children have to say about Prop Ten?

Nobody came again.

Nobody finds him for days. Clock Clock, you know what I'm sayin?

Nobody wants to see a guy called Cous Cous. You need a big, strong, beefy name.

Nobody's gonna take my baby away from me. Nobody!

Nonsense! If we win this one, we're world champions.

Nonsense. This is your week, you aren't going anywhere.

Nooo! No! You gonna be ok dude? I'm here for you.

Noooo!

Noooo!

Noooo! Screw you guys.

Nooooooooooo!

Nope, we can't dude. We have to win the Terrance and Phillip dolls.

Normally we do it right after the baby is born

Not a bancock bravo. Let's behave ourselves.

NOT GUILTY!!!

Not he's not here.

Not if I say he's sick and put him to bed right away.

Not now, kids! The town is having a very important debate on capital punishment!

Not now. I think it'll change the way you feel about your impact here.

Not playing Australian Outback Guy.

Not Sally, dear God no Terrance, why Sally, God why?

Not so fast there tubby. I'm just takin care of business.

Not today you sick ass weirdo!

Not too much hon. It says on the bottle that too much can be bad.

Not when your Aunt Flo is in town. Oh look you woke your sister up.

Nothing from nothing means nothing.

Nothing is pissing me off. I just want to start a movement.

Nothing.

Notice the dilated pupils of this prehistoric man, a sure sign the prey is frightened.

Now all we need is chics, Kenny.

Now apparently the school board thinks that I

Now as you all know the Mexican Staring frog of Southern SriLanka

Now back to the Grinchy poo.

Now breath deep as the stars slowly start to move in little circles.

Now children we have a new student joining us today. Please say hi to Officer Barbrady.

Now come on, we have a lot of practicing to do.

Now could you fill me in on the dead bodies and the captured policeman stuff real quick?

Now does anyone have any suggestions where we should begin with Officer Barbrady?

Now don't worry Stanley mommy's gonna hide the body. Nobody's gonna take my baby away.

Now Eric let's try to get out of that grumpy mood before we get to grandma's.

Now for the coup de gras. I'll just get my thumb in there.

Now for the last time go cut some firewood!!!

Now freeze it.

Now get off my property before I lose control and kill you.

Now get out to the carnival and enjoy the amazing rides and the wonderful games.

Now here's Joe Strummer!

Now I'm going to write a sentence and I want us all to help Officer Barbrady read it.

Now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle in the bean bag and see what happens, boy crocky

Now I'm gonna sell of my famous cookies, to these Hollywood types,

Now I'm gonna sell of my famous cookies, to these Hollywood types,

Now it's not our fault you disrespected the bodies of this land's native people,

Now join me in saluting our cows and help make Nurse Gollum not feel like an outcast

Now Kevin, we ain't go enough for everybody. You have to split that with your brother.

Now let's head it one more time for our world champions South Park Cows!

Now look at it! Sushi restaraunts, upscale clothes stores,

Now Mary, this is our only vacation for years.

Now Ned, he's not looking! Quick Ned, hit him with the shot gun!

Now Ned! Ned? Ned?

Now now, I wasn't lucky.

Now remember, if they have leftover turkey, put some in a bag and bring it home, ok?

Now Stan I want...

Now Stanley, Aunt Flo only visits once a month. Be nice.

Now Stanley, I know at your age teachers can seem cold and heartless,

Now stars are actually made of hot gas.

Now that was scary.

Now that was what I call a sticky situation.

Now that's just the kind of unawairness that we need to fight against. Sit down boys.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

Now that's what I call a sticky...

Now the bad guys have been spotted about 10 clicks North of here.

Now the new law passed by Colorado legislature which Ned and I call pussy law #4

Now they're gonna find him and cut off his penis.

Now think about that for one minute: that does NOT MAKE SENSE!

Now think about that. That does NOT MAKE SENSE.

Now this will be a group project so I'm gonna place you all into groups of five.

Now Tweek, how many times do we have to tell you, your underpants are missing

Now watch carefully, you're gonna see the Mexican Staring Frog.

Now we need more weight in the back.

Now we'll never know where that pet store is.

Now we're almost to China. I want you all to try and focus on the game.

Now what did that clue say again?

Now whoever stole our Golden Cow Memorial, we're gonna find you and kill you!

Now you march to your room and you think about what you've done!

Now you've got to get the video. Jesus and pals too hot for TV.

Now, as I was saying, drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs.

Now, as I was saying, this shall usher in a whole new decade of films...

Now, don't make me do that again.

Now, finally, the shocking truth about Cartman's lineage

Now, get ready for Canada's hottest action stars.

Now, I want you to repeat after me, "drugs are bad."

Now, is there a wire connecting them?

Now, just let me do all the talking, Chef. We're going to bring these bastards down!

Now, look. I'm tryin' to be cool about this!

Now, now, who was that? That is not appropriate behavior, mmkay?

Now, now, who was that? That is not appropriate behavior, mmkay?

Now, Stanley you have to understand how divorce works.

Now, the first thing to do in domestic disturbance calls like this one is to calm everybody down.

Now, to continue.

Now, what have you done with Mr. Hat?

Now, what's the other problem?

Now, you promised that when Terrance and Phillip arrive

Now? Well, I uh...

Nurse Gollum!

Nurse, I need 20 cc's of sodium pentothal, stat!

Nurse, please! I need another pair of hands in here.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada! Our home and native land!

O Canada! Our home and native land!

Odifaner.

Odifaner.

Of course I do, you f***ing asshole!

Of course I'm coming. C'mon let's hurry.

Of course it smells like ass retard! It's a sewer!

Of course not. So, in summation, find Terrance innocent, or else he'll kill you.

Of course officer. Come on in.

Of course officer. Come on in.

Of course she will. They're women, they had this whole thing planned out months ahead of time

Of course! The sewer! That must be where he is! Come on!

Of course.

Of course. My pet goldfish must be from the evil opposite universe too!

Of Hollywood Planet South Park, that the festival will be back next year.

Of some of Hollywood's top celebrities.

Of what he claims to be the Mexican Staring frog of Southern Sri Lanka.

Officer Barbrady in school we go to the bathroom before and after class.

Officer Barbrady what would drive a man to such a disgusting act?

Officer Barbrady, let's pretend we had a competent law enforcer in this town.

Officer Barbrady! What are you doing?

Oh boy here we go.

Oh boy we're in big trouble.

Oh boy what a gorgious day.

Oh boy, I'm in big trouble. I'll never learn to read fast enough, and the town is in chaos.

Oh boy.

Oh brother.

Oh brother.

Oh Celine Dion, what have you done?

Oh Christ, how do you kids do it?

Oh come on, Ned's faking it! That frog was just a piece of plastic.

Oh damn it! Not now!

Oh damn man, now I'm missing the new Barnaby Jones!

Oh dear Jesus no!

Oh dear. It really was Stan's fish that killed all those people.

Oh dude!

Oh for Christ sake I don't believe this!

Oh forget it. My my store is not for sale.

Oh geezes, are you fucking killing me?

Oh god damn it!

Oh god damn reading is lame!

Oh god the humanity Ned! The humanity!

Oh god.

Oh good idea. Let's...

Oh good, I'm starving.

Oh good. Well, I certainly am going to miss Canada, Terrance.

Oh great he's got that stupid beard on again.

Oh great then I guess we'll have to go back.

Oh he's dead, he's dead, my little Boobala's dead.

Oh hell no. He's a nothin of deer turd.

Oh hello officer of the law.

Oh hello son, how did your report go?

Oh hello son. How was your day?

Oh hey Kenny, did you find any chics to come to the clubhouse?

Oh hi boys. I'm Charlie, Charlie Manson.

Oh I don't know. I think our boys just might have the dead fetus to win. Heart!

Oh I just got a little cold, that's all.

Oh I know. I know Marcus. But let me just pretend as long as I can.

Oh I understand. I remember when my wife stopped getting her monthly visitor.

Oh I will Eric.You know I remember when I was a little girl

Oh I'd love to!

Oh I'm sorry children, I let it all go to my head. Can you ever forgive me?

Oh it's all my pleasure. Eric loves his little friends.

Oh J, you are so omnipotent and yet so naive.

Oh J, you are so omnipotent and yet so naive.

Oh kay then.

Oh like Independence Day? That sucked ass too.

Oh look one of the natives is selling local foodwares. How quaint.

Oh look who's here, my little nephew Stanley.

Oh look, here's a show.

Oh look, there she is.

Oh man I don't think it's very safe to be on this bus.

Oh man it smells like ass down here.

Oh man let's get outta here. We can't dude, not until we find Mr. Hankey.

Oh man what a weird dream!

Oh man, where am I, uh?

Oh mayor, please, when we're around children we prefer to call him the chicken lover.

Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Oh my god they killed the little orange coat kid!

Oh my God, he's heinously ugly, and I am pregnant with his child!

Oh my God, Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!

Oh my god!

Oh my god! Dr.Adams!

Oh my god! He's killing Kenny!

Oh my god! I found a penny!

Oh my god! Kenny..

Oh my god! Look at his leg!

Oh my god! They killed Cartman!

Oh my god! They killed Kenny!

Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

Oh my god! They killed...

Oh my god! They've killed...

Oh my God! What is this?!?

Oh my god.

Oh my god. This is like a third world country.

Oh my god. What the hell are we gonna do for six hours?

Oh my god....officer Barbrady, uh you never had Tom and Mary in this cell.

Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln!

Oh nice costume dude, who're ya supposed to be, Luke Perry?

Oh no no no, this is the biggest publicity stunt I've ever seen. Damn those hunters are clever.

Oh no no no. You gotta win 7 times to earn those.

Oh no thank you, it's terrific though!

Oh no you don't glory monger! Gorak is my responsibility! I'll take him to Des Moines!

Oh no you don't. That isn't going to work on me, Canadian.

Oh no, but I never miss a Bris. Here, I brought some dip. Oh, thanks.

Oh no, dude. Chef's gonna go to jail.

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no! Out of ammo!

Oh no? Don't you remember the time he went crazy, and tried to kill Kathie Lee Gifford?

Oh no.

Oh No. Oh dear God no!

Oh not that Mr. Hat, that's real horrible.

Oh now what's so spooky about a cute little goldfish. Go put him in your room.

Oh of course we forgive you son. It was nice of you to drop in for the holidays.

Oh oh they're rioting again.

Oh oh, cheddar cheese girl Cheddar, cheddar cheese girl

Oh oh, you're my cheddar cheese girl You're soft but firm, and you go well with wine

Oh oh.

Oh ohoh! He's dead! Mr. Hankey's dead!

Oh ok. Well first of all I'd like to thank the town of South Park,

Oh Phillip, how will I ever find my fugitive daughter in this daunting place?

Oh Phillip, you saved me from the gas chamber!

Oh pretty good except I had the weirdest dream last night.

Oh quit being so melodramatic, Sanchez. Jesus Christ.

Oh Randy! What are you doing here?

Oh so now everybody wants to meet Mr. Hankey. He's a piece of crap.

Oh sorry about wooping yo ass there, coach.

Oh sorry, I taped these at home so there's more commercials.

Oh sorry. Here you go.

Oh Stan. You're so young you just don't get it.

Oh Stanley he's gone! My only friend in the world is gone!

Oh Stanley what have you done baby? What have you done?

Oh Stanley, let's just forget the whole thing and have a nice holiday back home.

Oh sure sure. But we have to get him back soon,

Oh that looks a lot like your car, Harold.

Oh that. He has ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder.

Oh they was best friends. You couldn't separate em

Oh this is so exciting! I'm gonna get the mayor on the phone right now!

Oh Ugly Bob, I'm so confused. I love your personality, but you are so wretchedly ugly.

Oh uh... hello children.

Oh um ok, Van Galder, I'm counselor Mackey,

Oh wait wait wait try..

Oh wait, that is the phone

Oh wait, that's not him.

Oh wait, you guys are from the evil parallel universe?

Oh well excuse me Kyle. Why don't you just forget what Barneby Jones has to say.

Oh well I guess it beats living at home.

Oh well I'm sorry to interrupt but she always takes over any conversation.

Oh well then Frita's the right person to go to.

Oh yeah I guess that doesn't make sense.

Oh yeah I remember that.

Oh yeah sweet!

Oh yeah that pissed him off alright! I've got to be careful!

Oh yeah that's a good idea!

Oh yeah, I... mmmaa... mma.

Oh yeah, let's go.

Oh yeah, now all we have is a town covered in shit. This is much better.

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Say that to my face, pussy!

Oh yeah! Well you're not my best friend anymore either!

Oh yeah? We'll just see about this!

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes Sharon, how are you.

Oh yes, a conjoined twin myslexia awareness week. You know that has a nice ring.

Oh you couldn't screw anything Halfy, you don't have any legs!

Oh you look great hon! Mommy's fat little piggy!

Oh you'll like this coffee, it's fresh.

Oh, and what do you consider normal?

Oh, another American is down.

Oh, dear

Oh, do you need some more coffee?

Oh, golly. Kevin, honey

Oh, good idea. Let's search for treasure.

Oh, he's a wiley one.

Oh, hell no. First I dug up all the bodies,

Oh, hell, light the snake.

Oh, hell!

Oh, hello Scott. No hard feelings, right old pal?

Oh, hi boobala, I'm glad you're here. You can help us decorate for the party?

Oh, I can't sleep, it's too cold, mmkay?

Oh, I hate you both. I've hated you ever since I can remember

Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. I have a still born fetus growth attached to my head.

Oh, I think they might have one of those down at Hap's bar.

Oh, I, I see. Well shucks Kyle,

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that Stan.

Oh, I've been better. I've been kicked out of town for doing drugs.

Oh, it didn't even touch me

Oh, just try not to send anybody to that monster nurse this time, Frenchie.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! They killed Mephisto.

Oh, my God. Tell me how much longer this is gonna last!

Oh, my pleasure Sheila. I brought the normal cutting device,

Oh, my...

Oh, nevermind.

Oh, no! You sons of bitches!

Oh, no. You guys are jerks.

Oh, now I'm gonna let this jaguar butt me in the face and see if it hurts.

Oh, now what's gotten into him?!? Stan, will you go talk to him?

Oh, Officer Barbrady, wh what a surprise. What can I do for you?

Oh, oh wait wait, I know this.

Oh, oh you've got it all wrong my little friend. You do it like this:

Oh, oh, okay, whoev, whoever has the marijauana, just pass it up to the front row, mmkay?

Oh, sons of bitches!

Oh, thank you from a fate worse than death counselor!

Oh, thank you, Chef.

Oh, that old thing? Why, I almost forgot he was gone.

Oh, that was so touching.

Oh, that was very smelly. He says hello.

Oh, the humanity!

Oh, then we can enter the carving contest.

Oh, they wouldn't remember me. All I did was cook for them.

Oh, very good haiku Kyle. Yes, haikus have five syllables, then seven, then five.

Oh, we'll wait for you over there, Steve. We have to start fighting now.

Oh, well don't think of it as an end, think of it as a new beginning.

Oh, well I'll get you an ice pack.

Oh, well, it all began fifteen years ago.

Oh, what have I done?

Oh, why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert?

Oh, yeah sweet.

Oh, yeah. It's summer. We gotta buy fireworks.

Oh, you don't? Your coffee tastes like three day old moldy diarrhea.

Oh, you're that corporate guy who keeps calling.

Oh, your penis.

Oh! And boys, I can't give you a reward for finding this creature,

Oh! I'm pretty friggen cool all of a sudden.

Oh. Hello boys, I'm Stan's Aunt Flo.

Oh. I've got one for you. How about doing a report on how large

Oh. O fortune, how you mock me.

Oh. Sorry. You'll go to jail for four years.

Oh. Well would you like some beetles for breakfast?

Ok carnival people, in the jail with....ooh?

Ok carnival people. Do you accept this decree of shenanigans?

Ok children each of you gets to choose 2 books from the booktastick bus.

Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class.

Ok children let's quiet down, so the bus driver can consentrate on the road.

Ok children, I have some very exciting news for you.

Ok children, let's take our seats.

Ok children, now I'm going to remind you this is a planetarium.

Ok children, now who's gonna win the state finals?

Ok children, what do you think Barneby Jones

Ok Chuck, thank you very much.

Ok everybody ok...settle down! I know you're all anxious to get to the running of the cows,

Ok everybody, it's time for the running of the cows.

Ok folks let's move. We gotta have that sign done before the opening tonight.

Ok here we go.

Ok here we go... and action.

Ok honey.

Ok kids you won. You get to pick between the Barbie Pocket Mirror and the Bon Jovi toothpick.

Ok let me see.

Ok Mr. Hankey we're out. How are you doin? It sure is dry up here.

OK Ms. Marsh. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you a few questions.

Ok my turn! Stan, truth or dare?

Ok now since our focus has been on readin let's review some of the basics.

Ok Officer Barbrady, why don't you give us your book report.

Ok ok, let's calm down. People of South Park,

Ok ok. That's enought fatass jokes for this week.

Ok people, move along, nothing to see here.

Ok people, move along, there's nothing to see here.

Ok so we can agree that the monster outside can't be Scuzzlebutt because Scuzzlebutt's nice.

Ok Stanley, we're all here to get to the root of your behavior disorder.

Ok Stanley, why don't you tell us how Barneby Jones knew the poison was in the milk.

OK Stanley, your turn.

Ok that does it. Screw you guys I'm going home.

Ok that does it. Screw you guys, I'm home.

Ok that's enough of that. You cows need to disperse!

Ok we have to do this stupid report on so...

Ok, because I just want to tell you that drugs are bad.

Ok, but corporate takeovers is a much more fertile subject.

Ok, but first let mommy give you a kiss.

Ok, I, I'm just gonna go over here for a while.

Ok, it's over. Well there you have it.

Ok, let's dig in.

Ok, ok let's try to watch the language there's children present hea.

Ok, ok, alright, I'm sorry, let's try again.

Ok, ok, maybe we should try something a little easier.

Ok, ok, ok bye. Great news everybody, this week's ratings are through the roof!

Ok, roll the film, Tom.

OK, Shelly, this one's for you.

Ok, sure he touched some children.

Ok, thank you all for coming there's ah coffee and brownies out front.

Ok, that about wraps up my introduction. Now, uh, are there any questions?

Ok, that does it.

Ok, that does it. Now listen!

Ok, that was pretty good Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids on the other team.

Ok, Tom, looks like the Americans are getting ready to play.

Ok, we got 15 dollars between us. That means we got 9 balls to throw.

Ok!

Ok.

OK. Boy then.

Ok. Follow me.

Ok... I'll get on a bull.

Okay okay, children, thank you very much. I feel much better.

Okay, boys. Thanks!

Okay, everybody get in a line so I can whup all your asses.

Okay, everyone in the pool.

Okay, I'm gonna turn around now.

Okay. I can do it. I can do it.

Okay. No first graders around. I can swim to the deep end

Okay. Thank you, Mr. Cochran.

Okay. Thanks for coming to Chef Aid, everybody! Are you ready to rock and roll?!

On my left, five innocent, starry eyed boys from middle America.

On my right a big fat, smelly corporate guy from New York.

On the cold and grey Chicago morning, my little favorite child is born in the ghetto...

On the night in question, this monster entered the home of Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer,

On Wednesday or Thursday? Dude I think it's Saturday now.

Once again the Bull Riding event, grand prize 5000 dollars!

Once again you have no idea what you're talkin about, fatass!

Once lit, the snake will grow. And good times will be had by all.

Once there they rode the Devil's Drop Rollercoaster, and ate cotton candy.

Once these lights flicker out, the patients on life support will die.

Once you reach the top, you will see us through this window watching TV.

One day at a time, Mayor. One day at a time.

One day at a time.

One marshmallow, two marshmallow...

One of our loyal viewers from South Park, sent us some 8 millimeter film

Only 4 of them came back alive. Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us.

Only by fucking chickens could I get Officer Barbrady to become literate.

Only farts!

Only one of our finalists can win the grand prize and,

Ooh do you have any tofu or steamed cellery?

Ooh god no!

Ooh suki suki? Only ten dolla.

Ooh wow you did?

Ooh yes, when I was a child my mother had me go over to a little girl's house

Ooh yess...you guys seriosly now...ahhh..

Ooh, and now what disease it that?

Ooh! That's a very magical book, full of wonders...

Ooh. That's gonna cost him a point deduction.

Oooh baby come on, just woop give it ass.

Oooh, ooh baby, get down, mmkay?

Oops, he's hemorrhaging.

Open the gates!

Open your mind, to your counselor. Open your mind.

Open your trunk, please, sir.

Or an australapithocus from the paleolithic era.

Or become a race car driver all by just opening a book. Just like magic, the magic of reading.

Or else I'm gonna find a law officer to replace you forever!

Or else I'm gonna...kick you.... squa....in the balls...

Or what film is gonna get shown.

Order now, only $19.95! Remember this is stuff you can't see on TV!

Ouch babababa.

Our differences must be set aside.

Our friends the underpants gnomes and they told us all about big corporations.

Our lives would have to revolve around dodgeball. Our lives were fine before.

Our minds are one. Mmkay.

Our moms won't even let us smoke.

Our only option might be to eat each other to stay alive.

Our South Park cows have just beaten the Washington dodgeball team,

Our thoughts are one....mmkay.

Over the meadow and through the woods to grandmother's house we go.

Over the meadow and through the woods to grandmother's house we go.

Ow I want you all to read a news paper or better yet watch television

Ow my nose! You broke my nose!

OW! OOOWW! Hey man what are you doing?

Ow! Stop it!

Ow... geezes lady!

Oy, I knew I shouldn've made Kyle eat that ghafagahaga.

Oy, supper time. Come to papa.

Oy, what is the matter with them?

Oy. It was for your own good Kyle. I wanted you to get chickenpox while you were young.

Paid for by citizens for a fair and equal way to get

Pallin' around and laughin' away.

Pass this up.

Pass this up.

Peace on earth and mercy mild,

People seem to really like it. I even have a date this Friday.

People who have welcomed us, we are going to build a Hollywood Planet restaraunt.

Perhaps death is better than the shock he will take trying to adapt to our time.

Perhaps there is no stopping the corporate machine.

Perhaps you'd like to do some volunteer work here.

Petting... petting zoo!

Phillip and I are going to Iran to find her, but we may never return.

Phillip, I'm convinced that something very, very not good is happening to Canada.

Pissed on 'em, and buried them again upside down.

Places.

Planetariums suck ass!!!!

Play ball!

Play ball!

Please come home Kyle.

Please mister, I have to hide my brother until they come to their senses.

Please nurse you're throwing off my ching, mmkay?

Please nurse, for a woman with a dead fetus on your head, you're not being very openminded.

Please stop.

Please stop.

Please, bring our daughter home safe, Terrance.

Please, call me muffin.

Please, just remember the good times we had. I'll never forget you. Never.

Please! Leslie, I don't know where else to go! I'm confused!

Pleasure to meet you

Plus I want to get my parents back just as much as you do.

POOL CLOSED

Poor people tend to live in clusters.

Possession of the prehistoric ice man from 1996?

Possible hostile situation.

Poston. Pardon me Mr. Ass Face. Anyway let's hear your side of the argument.

Practice makes perfect, bobie.

Pray bra!

Present it to the entire South Park town committee tomorrow.

Pretty good man, how are you?

Previously on South Park:

Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia.

Principle source of economic activity.

Promise we won't make it too painful.

Puh, well you show me one independent film that ISN'T about gay cowboys eating pudding.

Purr Purr.

Put your feet up 'cause those dogs are barking.

Put your hands together and welcome

Quick Ned shoot it!

Quiet down, we're watching television.

Rancid!

Randy, let me handle this. Now Stanley, I want you to explain

Randy, my wedding ring! I lost it down the garbage disposal!

Randy, will you please come get my wedding ring out of the sink!

Randy! Randy, hurry he's burning up!

Reading classes. Plain and simple.

Ready? Then nobody will!

Real late late at night and steal your underpants.

Really, I thought all Canadians looked alike. Let me see.

Really?

Really?

Really? Ah, I don't think I can fart anymore tonight.

Really? Hey, thanks you guys. Maybe now I can score with chicks.

Really? I met Gerald in college, so I didn't know.

Really? Well son you might have just saved the family business,

Really? Well, hell, let's give it a shot.

Release the cows!

Release the cows!

Remember don't get off this bus or a big scary monster WILL EAT YOU!

Remember how it felt to be a child, opening presents on Christmas mornin',

Remember that time that Fonzie jumped over the busses with his motorcycle?

Remember the plan; first we take over Canada,

Remember, big, big , big!

Remember, if it isn't Palmoral you're gonna get cancer.

Remember, keep American business small or else...

Remember, you all start a fight after the chair is thrown, that's your cue.

Remember, you're the one that left! And I'm NOT goin' to take you back!

Report to the South Park petting zoo imidiately.

Residents have tried everything from fire hoses to yelling...

RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!!

Right away, Mr. Garrison!

Right here where this library used to stand.

Right now the townspeople are anxiously awaiting the arrival

Right o. Enjoy summer this summer for me.

Right, right.

Right, so we were actually wondering, if we can call this whole thing off.

Right, then let's do it. Go team!

Right.

Right.

Right. I'm with Buck now. We have children together.

Right. Two million, minus your agence fee, minus your lawyer's fee,

Roger Red Dragon, Scott out. I've got you now you fart loving fart lovers

Roger, Team B. He's reached the backup generator.

Roofies, aspirin, right now I don't give a rat's ass.

Run away come home, we're sorry things went this faar.

Run away?

Run for your lives boys.

Runaway, come home. We love you just as you are.

Runaway, finding streets, so cold...

Saddam and the Electric Iraqis and a salute to hostile takeovers.

Same here Phillip.

Sargent Marsh knows it's now or never. He must make a run for it.

Sargent Stanley Marsh is trapped behind enemy lines.

Say Phillip, why does Scott always try to convict me of murder? He does it every week.

Say Tom, doya have any pudding left?

Say uh, are those roofies kicking in yet?

Say, remember the time we built the fort in your mom's back yard?

Say, Terrance, I was just aboot to make some Kroff Dinner.

Say, what are nice chickens like you doing in a coop like this?

Say, why is the basement door locked?

Scott to Red Dragon, come in Red Dragon.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Screw you guys. I'm going home.

Screw you guys... hate you guys...

Scuzzlebutt kicks ass!

Second, I'd like to say to all those out there who think they can screw chickens

See I told ya.

See if you can understand what he's saying.

See Mr. Hankey at the Mall of Nebraska.

See that line? That's your ass collapsing

See ya Uncle Howard. Thanks for being such a great role model for me.

See, it's you that's gay, but you're in denial...

Selling T shirts kicks ass.

Sent her away where?

Seriously... help...

Seriuosly you guys! Seriuosly, stop this crazy thing! Motherf...

Serves you right Cartman, you're a sellout. I'm not a sellout! What's a sellout?

Serves you right, you gay bashing homo.

Settle down children.

Sh Sharon why'd you take his pants off?

Sharon, sharon have you seen my copy of harpers?

She has the flu and I wanted to take care of the house so she could stay in bed.

She told him to lie. It's true she did.

She was all about the money! So hogged by her honey!

She was hogged by the money so you better treat her right...

She was hogged by the money! So hogged by her honey!

She was hogged by the money... on the street hooray!

She's been upset over Aunt Flo isn't gonna visit anymore.

She's fantastic.

She's gotta loose that zero and get herself a hero.

She's having her period.

She's in the Middle East, studying anthropology. Why?

She's in the Middle East, studying anthropology. Why?

She's never coming back. Don't you get it? She's left us here to die like pigs!

She's NOT my girlfriend.

She's not really Kathie Lee Gifford, she's some kind of alien.

Shecaca madifaner.

Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? I mean gravy!

Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son

Shenanigans! Shenanigans!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!!

Shh, It's OK hun it's OK. Your such a good boy, mommy's little angel.

Shit.

Shiver me timbers Phillip, at this rate I'll never get to my Kroff Dinner.

Shotgun. My car, I call it first. Shotgun.

Should Harbucks be able to open a store in South Park? That's tonight's topic.

Shtut malakh shtut, inka inka bruscht.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

SHUT UP AND HELP ME INTO THIS THING!

Shut up assmaster! You're just jealous that they had me talk to him!

Shut up bitch!

Shut up Cartman!

Shut up Cartman! Dude, I saw this in a movie once.

Shut up kid! I have to watch a training video!

Shut your god damn mouth...

Shut your goddamned mouth! We have Nilla Crunchies, Berry Bars.

Sick Kenny! Damn dude, look at all these people.

Sign here and here and here and here and here.

Sike!

Since the last South Park you've waited four long weeks to find out who the father of Eric Cartman is.

Since we are so concerned with the corporate takeovers, we went and asked

Sir, step out of the car, please.

Sir? Step out of the car.

Sit down and shut up!

Sit down and shut up!

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!!!

Sleep at my house tonight. I'll prove it to you.

So bring the whole family to the planeTArium, for a night of excitement and wonder.

So did you ever think of you just you know, having it cut off?

So even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it!

So far, everybody has a long piece of straw. We'll keep drawing.

So friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.

So how is your lame ass clubhouse Stan?

So how was it? Did you boys have a good time fishing?

So how was that movie last night dude? dude you don't even wanna know.

So hungry.

So I advise you to lean back in your chairs and get comfortable.

So I called a few friends, and we all decided to come over.

So I don't have to drive six hours to get a goddamned present!

So I formulated a plan to encourage him to learn the magic of reading.

So I heard that the South Park cows are playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight.

So I say Happy, happy, happy, happy, holly, happy, happy, holidays!

So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains,

So I'm on my way out the door. And she goes make sure you're home before midnight.

So it looks bigger.

So it's important for you all to know why you're in detention

So Kenny's family is happy just the way they are. And we're all a functioning part of America.

So Kyle, your dad still bringing home those big fat lawyer paychecks?

So let's have half of the children on this side, and half the children on that side.

So lets figure out what to do it about.

So now that you're edjucated about her disease,

So remember I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs

So tell me if I'm crazy but I started thinking that we should intentionally

So that it can be autopsied and studied.

So that's where all my underpants go. Dude that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

So this is the corporate bulldozer trying to push you off the map?

So this is your fault!

So tomorrow they're gonna have you do presentations for the whole board.

So uh, what's a fragile dove like yourself, doing out on a a night like this?

So was the horror of Veitnam. The end

So we can learn more about them by pissing them off in their sleep.

So we remove the bacon like so.

So we would like to remind you all that this live hostage crisis

So what are you gonna do with all these underpants you steal?

So what do we do now? There's nothing we can do.

So what I'm gonna do is carefully sneak up on it, and jam my thumb in it's butthole.

So what I'm gonna do is sneak up on him and jam my thumb in his butthole.

So what's phase two?

So when we roll this film, be sure to look away.

So when you're ready I want you to feel free to come to me with anything you might need.

So will you buy some of our candy bars to help him out?

So without further adue, we will begin this amazing film.

So you interested in your uncle Jimbo's big TV show, huh?

So you just built your store on top of Indian burial ground?

So you know when someone is smoking mari ja uana near you.

So you see, Congressman O'Reilly...

So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they'll die.

So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh?

So, first of all, uh, smoking's bad. You shouldn't smoke.

So, the chamber of farts has another victim ay?

So, what are you gonna do now?

Sobriety fills the laboratory as the men of South Park...

Some slick trousers and shit.

Some things are more important than money.

Somebody go see why we lost the hookup.

Somebody show the police a white flag

Something has created a door to the evil parallel universe.

Something on the television could frighten and confuse him.

Something that had some kind of relevance to the world?

Sometimes a hot cup of French Roast Almerato

Sometimes I forget that even though a few independent films are great,

Sometimes you have to go undercover to get the worst of them.

Sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one of the twins dies before birth.

Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person,

Son of a bitch!

Son...of..a...bitch.

Soon they'll want my blood. Blood!

Sorry mom, I just had to deal with Ike. He, he's been cranky.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. I couldn't find the little man in the boat.

Sorry. Why don't we explore our sexuality?

South Park will finally have a sport that it's good at. Ooh children, it'll be glorious.

South Park will make history by having the largest snake in the world.

Special armor that's imperitable to American bulets.

Special, like an Arizona sunrise or a Juniper wet with dew.

Special, like an Arizona sunrise or a Juniper wet with dew.

Speech! Speech!

Sprayed your face.

Stan and Kyle have come to take me back to my world. I don't wanna go back.

Stan can I talk to you for a second?

Stan I have two tickets for the opening film at the festival.

Stan if I didn't know any better,

Stan you sound pretty sick, maybe you should go back to the hospital.

Stan, don't be such a dumb ass, you have to trust people.

Stan, film festival movies don't usually have previews before them.

Stan, I'm sorry I dragged you to all those independent films.

Stan, truth or dare?

Stan, wouldn't it be fun if we fixed Kyle up with Bebe? No.

Stan? Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it?

Stand back people, there's nothing to see here.

Standing without on, just me and Ned to win the war for America.

Stanley I am in no mood for this

Stanley I want you to explain to me why you were passing notes in school.

Stanley the Vietnam war was war. There weren't galloping steeds or singing birds or logrides.

Stanley, can I get you anything else?

Stanley, I think you should know that your father has moved out.

Stanley, I thought I told you not to watch this horrible cartoon!

Stanley, if you think it's so important to keep interrupting my class,

Stanley, Kenny's mother is here. She's wondering if you've seen Kenny.

Stanley, look who's here, Aunt Flo.

Stanley, you know you're the most important thing to me right?

Stanley? Oh my god.

Stanley? Your father's coming over for visitations. Stan?

States that we can no longer kill animals in defense.

Stay away from them, there's a time and a place for everything,

Stealing underpants, big business. Business? Wait, do you know anything about business?

Step on up! Just 5 dollars to play!

Steve really is. He came up with this drawing.

Steve, Steve.

Steve! Wait! What are you doing here, dick?

Steve? What the hell kind of caveman name is Steve? It's my name. And I found him!

Still all Chinese players. This simply all is very sorry.

Still more developments in the Manson hostage crisis.

Stinky britches, you've got stinky br

Stinky britches, you've got stinky britches Stinky stinky britches, you've got stinky

Stinky britches, you've got those stinky britches

Stinky britches, you've got those stinky britches

Stinky stinky britches, stinky britches

Stop laughing you whores!

Stop let me off you turd!

Stop please!

Stop saying hella Cartman. How are we gonna win the contest with a squash?

Stop saying hella, Cartman.

Stop screwin' around dude. We're all gonna go meet at the store later to buy pumpkins to carve.

Stop wasting time Cartman. We got to send one of you back to the universe.

Subs prepared by delikedi

Success is hollow Mitch, hollow like a dead tree.

Suction!

Sue me?! You stole one of my songs, and you are going to sue me?!

Suki suki! Five dolla!

Summer Sucks

Sure

Sure dude, I mean since we have to write a paper on a film anyway.

Sure I am. Howdy Ho.

Sure man, finger paintin's cool, mmkay?

Sure we may take a little longer to brew a cup, we may not call it fancy names.

Sure you are, Chef. I'll give you a hundred more for another romp!

Sure you can Ugly Bob.

Sure you do.

Sure, I definitly don't wanna sleep anymore. See ya later.

Sure, kid

Sure, this story has everything. People. Furniture. Talking.

Sure.

Sure. I mean no. You listen to me,

Sure. I'll do anything for Chef. Give me a box of those Choco Numbers.

Sweeeett!

Sweet.

Swingset, swingset up and down I go!

Swingset, swingset, up and down I go.

Ta..ta...tad...taxidermist.

Take a load off. Don't think about it. Look over here.

Take me to the nearest town and make it snappy you freak ass crack pot!

Take that you demon frog!

Take that, too.

Take that! And that, and that, that! Take that!

Take this Jennifer Love Hewit!

Take this stick, and jam it up your pee hole.

Take your corporate coffee and go back to New York City!

Taken jobs as volunteers at the planetarium.

Talk about washed up. Great to have you, Eric!

Team A will consist of myself, Stan, Kyle, Eric, Chef and Nurse Goodly.

Team A will go to the holding area where there is a television and cocoa.

Team B will consist of Kenny.

Team B, can you see the two copper nodes? Good.

Team B, your goal will be to turn on the backup generator.

Technology is two years behind. Fads are two years behind. Just like you

Teetle the timid taxidermist loves to go to the pet, pet...

Teetle, the timid taxidermist,

Tell me about it! I've been doing this for three and a half hours now,

Telling me what I can and cannot do.

Terrance and Phillip are about to go into surgery!

Terrance and Phillip dolls. Can he still do it?

Terrance and Phillip in the HBC Movie of the Week,

Terrance and Phillip will be right back after these announcements.

Terrance, get the phone book, we must call every Canadian we can.

Terrance, if I die whilst in Iran, please bring my body back to Canada,

Terrance, uh, could you come back a little later?

Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon, but you're not God.

Test the foundation, run all kind of extentions,

Thank you all for coming to help Chef. This is a song written by...

Thank you everybody. Thank you!

Thank you for coming on such short notice. I was just disceplining your son for his skylarkings

Thank you for sharing your time with me Ms. Crabtree.

Thank you mayor. I don't want to sound like a dick hole but I...

Thank you Mr. Poston, but I think we'll be fine

Thank you Officer Barbrady, that was a very good book report indeed. I'll give you an A.

Thank you Stan and Kyle! See ya!

Thank you, how I love you all.

Thank you, thank you!

Thank you, uh Peter, we'll let you know very soon.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thanks Chef. Your big chocolate balls are just the trick.

Thanks Tom, yes indeed the planetarium has become very popular as word spreads,

Thanks you guys.

Thanks, Creamy. Police are advising citizens to stay indoors...

Thanks. We've been hunting the Mexican staring frog for a week,

That ain't how you do it! It goes like this!

That ain't why Stewart! It's because you're an alcoholic retard,

That can't be true! My parents wouldn't do that!

That does it! I must edjucate the entire town about this awful disease.

That does it! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna raise that $2 million, but I'm...

That doesn't matter, because that money belongs to me!

That episode is what we refer to as a cliffhanger.

That fart was absolutely ghoulish Terrence.

That he must've set himself into a deep coma.

That is the lamest thing I've ever heard.

That it doesn't rhyme and it's totally stupid.

That lava's coming right for us!

That means the killer was not in this room.

That monster is sitting right over there, and his name is Terrance.

That nose is bleeding pretty bad Kyle. I think you might have to go to the nurse's office.

That old Grinchy poo thought up a lie and he thought it up quick.

That one's mine! That one's mine!

That poor kid. It must be hell for him going through all this.

That shouldn't be a problem. Eric's grandma is right near the mall.

That smelly Saddam Hussein, he uses germ and chemical warfare, does he not?

That smooth aroma and mild taste is what makes Tweek Coffee so very special.

That son of a bitch! What kind of sick weirdo is he!?

That sounds like a fair trade, doesn't it? Super, let's get started.

That sure was a great hunting trip, we saved those deer from extiction.

That sure was fun. Let's go home and eat Kroff Dinner.

That war was hell on everybody.

That was a waste of money Cartman.

That was close Mr. Hat.

That was delicious!

That was great Tommy. Tommy Fresc from Tory Pines, he could be our winner.

That was me!

That was pretty good. Let's play Mozart's Symphony No. 5.

That way the public can know what the children look like and can call in if they're spotted mmkay?

That we were at this house and it was filled with Cartmans.

That you have bestowed upon us. And since we have been faithful to you,

That'd be bad. Cause drugs are bad, mmkay?

That's $35 dollars. Come on, you guys. We've gotta hurry and give this money to Chef!

That's a good question Kyle. Are there any other questions?

That's a good question, Mayor.

That's a great idea!

That's a pretty far fetched story, boys.

That's a pretty weird bone disease.

That's all for now. See you tomorrow on... "Ooh what the hell is that!"

That's called the monkey claw cause it feels like

That's enough. Mr.Hat is gone, and he isn't coming back, and I don't wanna hear it!

That's fine. I like playing with myself. I play with myself all day long!

That's great kid, a dried up lump of shit. Very compelling.

That's great kid. Let's make a deal.

That's great, use that.

That's how wars get started! Sorry Officer Buttbaby.

That's it dude. We gotta to take the spooky fish back to that pet store.

That's it Kevin! We can begin the autopsy.

That's it, now I'm all pissed off!

That's it! We're going out through the bathroom window. Come on Manson.

That's it.

That's it. You win, we win. America wins.

That's more than most people in your position make, trust me.

That's my last pair of underpants!

That's nice kid. I knew Mr. Hankey before he was even famous.

That's not a bad idea. But where?

That's not crazy at all Sharon. Mothers do it all the time.

That's not gonna do any good. I'll let you know if there's a change.

That's not how a croc sounds you fatass penis!

That's not what you said last time. Well the truth is we didn't write that paper last time.

That's not what you said last time. Well the truth is we didn't write that paper last time.

That's quick thinking deputy. Let's get to Stark's Pond Immidiately.

That's right Jesus, no respect for their elders.

That's right Mr. Garrison. The first annual South Park film festival begins today.

That's right Mr.Garrison, the Vietnam war was sticky and icky.

That's right return to your simple lives. Just forget this ever happened.

That's right you're a bitch and I bet you would like to suck it, wouldn't ya?

That's right, children. I'll see you in the fall.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right. He's a very brave man and I love him very much

That's right. How come you don't call me back?

That's right. With the children properly subdued, you can leave

That's the law of land.

That's the way we should all feel now.

That's the whole point, remember? Their moms want them to catch it while they're young.

That's tom foolery.

That's what Chet Everet thought when the new female

That's what Cochran used in the O.J. Simpson trial.

That's what they've been doing all morning. Sittin there and mooing.

That's why he's so jittery all the time.

That's why I need you boys to go for me.

The 5000 for the Terrance and Phillip dolls.

The American Base is only a few feet away.

The answer is no Stanley! Now go wash up for supper!

The answer is still no Mr. Poston.

The ash from the snake is putting the flame out.

The bad news is you have cancer.

The batteries run out in half an hour. Time is very short.

The best way to achive this is to tell them something like

The bus and go out looking for assistance.

The bus is going over! Oh no!

The caveman was discovered by Kyle Brovlofsky, who had this to say:

The disk that we're making is 5000 times bigger than the average snake.

The elementary school orchestra did a great version of "Mary Had a Little Lamb."

The episode with captain and Tenile got higher ratings.

The extra poo in the sewer.

The father is..

The father is...

The father of Eric Cartman is

The father of Eric Cartman is

The father of Eric Cartman is indeed...

The firework ban won't be putting a damper on one town's festivities

The first annual South Park film festival a success.

The first fiml showing is called "Witness to Denial".

The following program is brought to you in Spooky Vision.

The full fee of $2 million will be handed over within twenty four hours.

The game is over! You will now return to your respective towns!

The girls are gonna be here any minute.

The girls want to play truth or dare tomorrow.

The godess flames that burn in my memory are dark.

The godess that cries. Freedom!

The Grinchy poo went up the chimney and stuffed the tree up.

The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh through the white and chilly snow o

The incredible, courageous, Nurse Gollum!

The internet was not very big at his time, so the web frightens and confuses him.

The kid from that team is gonna try to beam the kid on our team with a big red ball.

The living baby is born, with the dead baby still attached.

The machine is ahh? That's probably bad.

The majority of mankind is made up of caring people who try everyday to do what they think is right,

The Mexican Staring Frog is sunning itself on a rock directly behind us.

The Mexican Staring frog of Southern SriLanka right here in South Park.

The monkey claw is smelly.

The most important thing to remember is the children will be safe as long

The old cavemen get frozen,

The only man in town who always has a full in stock wine cellar, Jeeeeeeeeesus

The Ottawa Rough Riders against the Vancouver Roughriders.

The people of South Park count on you to give them that first cup of coffee everyday.

The person at Unplanned Parenthood...

The plan is working perfectly; Terrance and Phillip are taking the bait.

The prehistoric ice man is thought to be from the late neo post Jurassic era,

The press will love it. I'll be on the front

The problem with drugs is that people forget to stop doing them.

The question now is, will Cochran use his famous "Chewbacca" defense?

The road is always snowy.

The school board is considering firing me as your teacher.

The school bus today... what a big fat turd.

The show's back on. We've only got one day to prepare.

The snake's been destroyed! The pool's open!

The South Park snake is half a mile in diameter and 20 stories high.

The star machine. Mmkay.

The theatre sucks though, they need to get a bigger screen.

The town can vote on it, and if it passes we'll see what we can do.

The town that borne me, and eventually will rob me of my life precious.

The trail ends here. The train station? Then he's trying to go somewhere.

The True North strong and free!

The True North strong and free!

The two of you are the most annoying dicks in Canada.

The Underpants Gnomes. The little guys that come in your room

The usual.

The Washington team has forfitted the game. Congradulations, you're national champions.

The way I dress. Then its the way I cook! Suppose next you'll be telling me

The winner of the bullriding contest, Ming Li!

The wire connecting the nodes is gone. We need to complete the circuit.

The wonders of the universe.

The world's 45th biggest rodeo and carnival. Every fall South Park celebrates Cow Days.

The... upper vascular hood!

Their business so well, they managed to grow and grow

Their primite drumming soothes people's tempers.

Then again, I should have thought of that before having sex. I don't know.

Then China, then Newfoundland, then the world!

Then make love to me. Right now!

Then nobody will!

Then those boys will have five minutes to speak and then the town votes.

Then we cover sparingly with French dressing...

Then we should go to the record company.

Then we'll flash a number people can call if they have information about the shooter.

Then we'll have the best of the female pop vocalists.

Then what the hell are we talking to you for?! Come on, guys.

Then why don't you come up to the front and read your note to Kyle for everyone to hear.

Then you can go on and play the Chinese.

Then you can proceed into the generator and power it on.

Then you get an F, fail the 3rd grade and have to get a job

Then you realize that you're more than that, mkay? We're all just one big individual, 'kay?

Then you try to swallow his spit and try to say ooki mouth at the same time.

Then, let's rock and roll! Or something similar.

There are hard feelings, this isn't over.

There can't be that many pet stores in South Park dude.

There he is!

There I said it. I can't read! Are you happy now?

There I think we got it

There is a possibility I might be let go and never allowed to teach you again.

There is a time and a place for everything Mr. Mackee, and it's called college.

There it is again. There is what again?

There there Sheila, there's nothing we can do.

There will be nothing but rich people.

There you are, come on Ike, it's time.

There you go. Isn't this fun you guys. Carving pumpkins for Halloween.

There you go. Let the first graders swim by and head towards us.

There you go. Proof that not only is this frog real,

There you see, this could be a bank robery or possibly even a murder.

There, there Aunt Flo. Stanley loves his goldfish.

There, there now. Maybe this will all blow over someday

There, there, Cous Cous. It'll be all right. Maybe you just need to change your image.

There, there. Medical science is nothing to be afraid of.

There! There, did you see it? Roll that back again.

There's a Candian football game tomorrow;

There's a king croc right there!

There's a king croc right there. He must be 4 meters. 12, 13 feet long at least.

There's a law against abortions after the second trimester.

There's a lot of hot vaginas and penises.

There's a murderer in South Park! We have to find who it is before they kill again!

There's a nice heated walkway to it, so you don't need to walk through sewage.

There's a policeman being held prisoner in our basement

There's an Iraqi dictator who is quietly and slowly taking over Canada.

There's bound to be some crocs out here. I'll use my croc call and try and bring them in.

There's gonna be a lot of bloodshed and a lot of innocent people are gonna die

There's not enough room in South Park to accomodate a festival.

There's nothing wrong with Tweek. I bet he'll do a great job in your group.

There's some candles and food in there. Ain't much but it should get

THERE'S THE PLANETARIUM!!!

These are cafe curtains, that require no sewing and I know you all love that.

These are Eric's friends, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny.

These boys are absolutely right. We've been using these poor kids to pull

These boys should learn how the corporate machine is ruining America.

These have enough power to blast through the ozone.

These jaguars can be real mean. I'm gonna have to smack it in the face

These new folks in town eat nothing but cous cous, tofu,

These pictures just arrived. I set up a camera, and caught..

These rides are really stupid.

These stars over here form the constellation of taurus, the bull.

They better not.

They built a self sustaining generator for this kind of emergency.

They can't know that we have fireworks in the trunk. Let me do the talking.

They can't. Mephisto can't die.

They didn't believe me. They thought I was pitching a movie.

They do nothing but dodgeball. Day in and day out.

They eat lunch and then they find a magical....

They got me!

They got some ridiculous staring frog story, and jumped another 2 points in the ratings.

They have crazed Ewats and barbeques,

They just begged to come back, I couldn't get them to shut up about it.

They knew that staying at Kenny's house would make us sick

They played China for the world championship.

They put out the snake!

They really have my balls in a vice grip.

They said all ******* boys have circumsticions,

They sang all the same. And he himself, the Grinchy poo, carved the roast poo.

They say it didn't harm anybody.

They should project the movies on Cartman's ass.

They think farts are funny, but they're not.

They think that farts are a sophisticated form of comedy, but they're not.

They took 'em again!

They use steroids and training equipment to make them not kids, but animals.

They want me to sell the store. It's so much money.

They what?

They'll be ripped into pieces and shot several times.

They'll have to turn in a paper too.

They're all moving pretty fast, but I'll catch up to them, boy crocky.

They're espectacular.

They're expecting you to give a big speech on corporate takeovers

They're gaining on us

They're going to chop off his wee wee!

They're here, hurry and hide.

They're indigious to this area.

They're just young boys.

They're killing themselves!

They're little cookies with fudge in the middle.

They're loose!

They're movies without all the glitz and glamor of Hollywood.

They're not gonna show that stupid ass Godzilla movie are they?

They're perfectly happy being poor and on welfare, right Kenny? Fuck you.

They're using chemical warfare, how could they?

They've closed the pass and no doctors can get through.

They've forgotten all about plane ariums.

They've just gone crazy for a while.

Thin out their numbers.

Things get a little out of control. You won't believe your eyes!

Think about it dude. 5000 dollars. That's 1000 set of balls, that's 3000 balls!

Think hard Elvis. You're not really the king of rock and roll.

Think hard Leslie! We used to be together for over eight years.

Think you're funny not telling us who Cartman's father is? I hope you die.

This ain't no podunk little town.

This award goes to outstanding conjoined twins who have made a mark on society.

This can't be happening!

This certainly does suck right here.

This committee is not going to let you run out of business by these bastards.

This could be a great summer movie.

This could be the next Free Willy!

This court is now in session

This croc has enough power in his jaws to rip my head right off. Oh no!

This deal's getting worse all the time.

This episode has special guest Jonathan Katz of Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist.

This gingerfication gun will send you back to our universe.

This grizzly bear has the strength of over ten Morgan Freemans.

This guy rules!

This guy sucks ass!

This is a capitalist country pal. Get used to it.

This is a Crampsonite brief case.

This is a sweet spot for a clubhouse.

This is all my fault isn't it?

This is incredible! Think of all we can learn from this body! All that it teach us!

This is it. And a one, and a two, and a:

This is just a small quiet mountain community,

This is madness!

This is my regional championship certificate. Do you like it?

This is not a world I want to live in. It is an angry

This is not Mr. Hankey. This is a fake.

This is our chance. The Hummer's outside.

This is perfect. Why didn't we think of it sooner?

This is pretty fucked up right here.

This is revolution!

This is ridiculous. What the hell are we, the goonies?

This is Robert Rouner reporting live from Nebraska

This is the first cow mass suicide I've seen in... at least 8 months

This is the most poisonous snake in this entire region.

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

This is the strangest thing I've ever seen.

This is very exciting! He could be a Neanderthal,

This is why I come to these things.

This itches, give me some of that calamine lotion, Cartman.

This just in! South Park has plunged into total anarchy.

This kicks ass you guys! John Elway's my father!

This morning we're going to have a special lecture

This must be a difficult time, Mrs...?

This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast.

This snow isn't letting up. We're gonna die here, I know it!

This specimen could be a missing link in our evolution. If I could unfreeze the body,

This stuff rocks.

This sucks Kenny. I wish we'd never built a clubhouse.

This sucks. How come the visitors aren't coming for him?

This time he made love to Karla Weather's pride chicken. She's catatonick.

This town still has some charm left. Not the mess we turned Park City into.

This type of thing happens all the time.

This was the line ride. A real life simmulator of a long line.

This week is laser Kenny Logins and laser James Taylor.

This whole thing doesn't make any sense. I must be...

This won't make our town look dangerous?

This year is a very special Cow Days because we are revealing our all new Cow Memorial.

This? This is my photo album of all my times in the rock business.

Those kids must have been disappointed to have nothing but snakes to light.

Thought maybe you could use some provisions?

Three Crispy Yum Yums.

Three...

Throw the ball you stupid frog.

Throw your sleeping bags in Kenny's room and then go grab some dinner.

Time to watch our favorite episode of South Park: "Summer Sucks."

To celebrate and thank the noble gentle cow.

To celebrate your little brother's passage into life.

To come see a special free show this evening.

To Des Moines or else he's gonna melt away.

To do this, you must get into this sewage duct.

To finalize my hostile takeover of Canada. Whaddaya say?

To find out who Cartman's father was, we told viewers to tune in four weeks later.

To get away from LA and become one with a more simple culture.

To get back to the home owned enterprise.

To help him out in his lab with the prehistoric ice man.

To hunt the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka. Join us won't ya.

To leave her anymore than I can leave my sister.

To me why you were passing notes in school.

To not do so makes your stomach ache with needle like sta...

To open our Harbucks right next door to you.

To run against the cows do so at their own risk.

To solve the case of the chicken fucker.

To the booktastic bus deputies! We haven't a moment to spare.

Today children we are going to learn about Japenese poems called haikus.

Today's guest is TV's Gilligan, Mr.Bob Denver!

Tomorrow afternoon at the bus stop! 4 o'clock!

Tomorrow, Saddam will try to finalize his takeover of Canada

Tonight a very special message from the parents of some run away children,

Tonight Jay's special guests include

Tonight on America's Most Wanted..

Tonight, terror invaded South Park, Colorado...

Too many of you, is hurtin our ecosystem.

Totally dude. I feel awesome!

Totally. My mom gives me shit sometimes.

Toto ladies and gentlemen!

Tribe that lived on Waterston street.

True patriot love

True patriot love

Truth or dare?

Trying to prosecute out of one side of your mouth, mmkay,

Two year old Canadian boy, two year old Canadian boy...

Ugly Bob, your face looks like somebody tried to put out forest fire with a screwdriver.

Uh boys you move along, this isn't for young eyes to see.

Uh folks please.

Uh oh.

Uh ok, let's try to calm down mmkay.

Uh that's ok Chuck. You just keep watching Christmas specials.

Uh there's only one way to get any sense out of him.

Uh uh I'll tell you what boys. I'm gonna be really nice and just trade you

Uh uh! I know what's gonna happen alright!

Uh, boys, L LSD is bad. Mmmm.

Uh, can't this thing go any faster??

Uh, d, Drugs are bad.

Uh, drinking's bad.

Uh, freaks with big hearts! And now..

Uh, good point.

Uh, has, has that mari ja uana made it back up here yet?

Uh, hey kids, could you just open the door so I could get back to my family.

Uh, I mean, how are you guys today?

Uh, Mr. Poston I think you've got a lot to learn about making coffee.

Uh, no mom, he, he doesn't want you kissing him.

Uh, oh yes I can. SHUT UP CARTMAN!

Uh, Sharon don't over react. Maybe Stan didn't go to Cartman's grandmother's house.

Uh, sir, it's for four years

Uh, the train's not stopping! It's not stopping!

Uh, uh ma'am those are actually roofies.

Uh, we'll be back right after these messages.

Uh, we'll find out more about this debauchery when we return.

Uh, we're gonna go grab some lunch

Uh, well, I'm not sure.

Uh, who, who has the mari ja uana now?

Uh, who, who put all this cotton in my mouth?

Uh! Oh my god! They've killed...

Uh...hi.

Uhh... yeah.

Uhhh nevermind. We brought some food from the natural market in LA.

Um, you said that even though Charle appeared 12 times on the love boat,

Uncle Stinky my stupid friends want to see Mr. Hankey. You have to take us.

Uncontrollably his cellular structure will regress in a deluctnous mass of....

Undeniable proof that the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern SriLanka exists.

Under article 39 section 2 of police code,

Underpants gnomes? Big corporations are good. What's this? Good?

Underpants!

Unfreezing this body will be quite delicate work.

Until it became the corporate powerhouse it is today.

Until we have used it up.

Use the tear gas.

Very important in all of this.

Viewing hours are 10 to 18.

Vote yes on Prop Ten or else you hate children.

Wait a minute, I got it. The bullriding contest.

Wait a minute, you folks from outta town.

Wait a minute. I thought your father was your mother cause she had a penis!

Wait a minute. It's the snake!

Wait a minute. That's it! I've got it!

Wait a minute. What the hell did I just do?

Wait a second!

Wait a second. I don't take drugs, that was a lie.

Wait Kyle... What is it Mr. Hankey?

Wait stop! Could I have your attention please!

Wait wait wait, zoom into a close up of my face when I do that.

Wait what was that? I missed the question. Yippie!

Wait, I thought Mr. Hanky only came at Christmas time.

Wait, wait wait wait. This doesn't make sense.

Wait, Wait.

Wait, wait.

Wait, wait. I've got an idea.

Wait! I brought him! I brought him to show you!

Wait! Mr. Chef, this music has really touched me.

Wake up Cartman, we gotta get to the mall

Wake up, Wendy. Smell the coffee.

Want to see what's on the inside of me?

Was it the Babylonians? Officer Barbrady? Samaritans?

Was it the school counselor? Was it Ms. Crabtree?

Was it? Does it even matter?

Was who took care of me, who took the time to care about what I did.

Washington incase hey get hurt. That is my job.

Watch for our talent van as it goes around the country!

Watch me! Now, GET THE FUDGE OUT OF MY HOUSE!

WATCH YOUR STEP ON THE WAY DOWN SO NOT TO HURT YOURSELF!!!!!!

We all had a big breakfast. Can't you go without eating for a while?

We always just played with fireworks.

We are raising money so that Chef can hire Johnny Cochran to sue you!

We are young, mmkay?

We better get him to the nurse's office, stacked!

We came up with a better plan.

We can do that to Cartman's cat.

We can have them taken off the air perhaps even killed!

We can only hope. I suppose we'll be ok as long as you keep that bag on your head.

We can't deal with you saying hella anymore Cartman. You're going to the other universe.

We can't even leave our homes for fear of our children's safety!

We can't have a celebration without fireworks.

We can't. We're saving our money for the balls in Jennifer Love Hewit's mouth game.

We certainly would like to congradulate all our finalists.

We couldn't get trapped here forever Cartman. We'd die after a couple of days.

We did it dude, we did it!

We did it! You see Cartman? You won us the Terrance and Phillip dolls!

We did Larry! We looked all afternoon! But we found nothing, no trace.

We don't know if this applies to pictures of the frog or not, but who wants to take chances?

We don't speak the language, we are unwelcome strangers

We even worked together at Pizza Shack.

We find Terrance...

We find the defendant, Jerome "Chef" McElroy, guilty as charged.

We found another path to the generator.

We go now to our live sky five helicopter.

We got a calico vision plugged into the black and white TV

We got you back for getting us sick! We had a prostitute use her toothbrushes and stuff.

We gotta drop Mephisto off. Then we can get out of there.

We had a bad ass rollercoaster, but all we ever wanted was a log ride.

We had this report on the Vietnam War for school,

We had to let them go home,

We have a terrific show for you today.

We have an official statement for all the concerned cities...

We have Chocolate Noogies, and Nilla Crunchies

We have contracts. You try to pull out now, we'll sue your town for every penny it's got.

We have gods and clods.

We have nothing to hide.

We have to find him! He won't survive long out in the world.

We have to go see Mr. Hankey at the mall Cartman.

We have to have energy to make it through the night. We have to eat.

We have Your Honor; we have found Terrance,

We interrupt this broadcast for a news bulletin.

We interrupt this program for a breaking news story.

We just gotta stick together.

We just need to stay positive.

We just, can't seem to find him at this moment.

We know that you will send us some good fortune one of these days,

We know very little about this man or the time from which he comes.

We love having visitors, but golly,

We made it. The power is on, the snow is melting...

We must find him! Now where is he?!

We must move the festival to another small mountain town and begin again.

We need a copy of Bumbly Wumbly and the Spotted Space Craft right away!

We need a one way ticket to Des Moines please. Des Moines? What the hell for?

We need fireworks for our Fourth of July celebration.

We need him to win the bullriding contest so we can get

We need to vote on whether South Park should reinstate the death penalty or not.

We now go live to a press conference

We only have 1 option. I'm gonna take you to the surface.

We saved their comments on our answering machine.

We searched each one of those kids, but came up empty.

We see where the constillation gets its name.

We seem to have lost our linkup to the South Park crew.

We set up a stage, and have Cartman do the German Dance. And we charge people for tickets.

We should have realized you needed help.

We showed of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka was a fake.

We simply want to... Aw to hell with you!

We split up into two teams. Team A and Team B.

We stand on guard for thee

We stand on guard for thee.

We started this together, and we're gonna finish it together.

We still need some one to run this Harbucks Coffe House.

We think that when you did that, you opened up a door way to an evil parallel universe.

We understand that Charles Manson is inside the car

We understand that there are hostages and that the situation is critical.

We understand that you are currently in

We waited and we waited, but they never built us one.

We went to a bunch of rock stars'n sold them candy bars to raise the money you needed.

We were able to get him to play the little monkey guy.

We were wrong for shunning you Mr. Mackee, and we apologize.

We will drink cocoa and watch TV until Team B makes it through the duct.

We won't let it happen again Mr. Mackee, mmkay?

We would like to offer our services in your experiments

We'd be laaaameee!

We'd HAVE to win enough to get the dolls!

We'd like to take a moment to tell you this car chase is being brought to you

We'll be like Santa Claus on Christmas.

We'll call it Prop Ten.

We'll get back to you. I've seen enough genetic engineers.

We'll get started with auditions. What part should we cast first?

We'll give the storm an hour. After that we might have to eat again.

We'll have the pregnancy terminated

We'll have to continue with the changes we've made and then... go even further.

We'll have to fly it in with three Comanche helicopters.

We'll have to use the most advanced methods available.

We'll just see how long this Chef Aid thing lasts!

We'll launch a full investigation and then in the meantime we can cash in on the video tapes.

We'll need 57 flamethrowers set up around the perimeter...

We'll need an orchestra to play "The Stars and Stripes."

We'll never track him down on our own. This calls for some special assistance.

We'll see you in court, Mr. Record Producer.

We'll start on the slowest setting and work our way up. Ready? Go!

We're a bank.

We're all going to die in this horrible place.

We're all gonna need more calamine lotion.

We're all here to help our good friend, Chef, who has touched our lives in the past.

We're already doing a paper on Tweek's underpants gnomes.

We're anxious to get back to our homeland.

We're as low and despicable as Rob Reiner.

We're back with Jimbo and his nephew Stan. These kids can't stop lying can they?

We're coming up on nine hours, and the giant snake shows no signs of stopping.

We're coming up to the American border.

We're damned proud to be here to support our good buddy, Chef. It was Chef who...

We're doomed. We'll have no fireworks and a bunch of tone deaf sh ** s playing

We're giving you just three years to clear your forces out of Canada.

We're goin' to the mall.

We're going on a fascinating ride through the universe.

We're gonna build a clubhouse. I have to ask my dad for help.

We're gonna get girls to play truth or dare.

We're gonna kill some elk and we're gonna kill mountain goats.

We're gonna play dodgeball!

We're gonna watch Terrance and Philllip all day.

We're here to have a slumber party with Kenny.

We're in trouble. The Jimbo and Ned show,

We're just using those boys for our benefit. They have no idea what they're saying.

We're loosing men fast out here!

We're not going anywhere for a long time.

We're not supposed to fight until 4 o'clock.

We're now the highest rated show on mountain cable access.

We're proud to be a part of Chef Aid.

We're so glad you spend your time with us, while we slaughtered our way through nature's guts.

We're sorry for making you look stupid in front of the whole world.

We're trying to raise money for our school chef.

We're up to 20 people!

We've always been together. We're four of a kind having fun all day,

We've barely even started and already the festival has seen

We've been playing with firecrackers our whole lives.

We've come to raise money for our friend, Chef.

We've got a chance now!

We've got a shot cracker outside.

We've got some interesting people coming on the show this week for you, our viewers.

We've got to have fireworks. I've got another call.

We've gotta take the frog by surprise. I'm gonna create a diversion using this incendiary device.

We've just received a tape from another viewer who filmed

Weak, weak! You sons of bitches!

Wehell, sorry isn't going to cut the cheese this time mister.

Weirdo.

Welcome back to Jesus and Pals. Jimbo, why do you think little Stanley lies?

Welcome hunters. Boy have we got a show for you today.

Welcome to America's Most Wanted.

Welcome to detention, mmkay. Mr.Garrison told me about your little joke.

Welcome to Fran's, can I help you?

Welcome to the Annual Bull Riding Rodeo!

Well 99% of the time when a child is missing,

Well according to that sign right there it's 40 miles and hour.

Well all right. Maybe I will go. I'll play them my version of the song.

Well anyway I can't wait to get back to my old show without all the glitz and ratings and producers.

Well anyway, I don't wanna give away the ending,

Well anyway, I'm relieving you of your duties.

Well as I was sayin', I tried and tried but my overturned car just wouldn't budge.

Well at least he's back to normal.

Well because Kenny's family doesn't have as much money as we do

Well being an officer of the peace means a lot of things.

Well booby, there's something you have to know.

Well boys, I don't mean to pry, but if you want it, I wrote your report for you.

Well boys, it's obvious to me that you didn't do your work

Well Cartman, thanks to you we don't have any money left to win the Terrance and Phillip dolls.

Well Cartman, this is just my opinion, but I think the line ride sucked donkey balls!

Well Cheesy Poofs is looking for a kid to sing the happy Cheesy Poof song.

Well children, I'm so glad you came back to learn more.

Well class, I'm gonna assign you all a paper. The theme of the paper will be,

Well Clyde, if you like the plane arium so much,

Well darling, I have to tell you something. He didn't invite you, I set the whole thing up.

Well Eric Cartman, that certainly was...

Well Fat Abbot and the gang sure did learn something today.

Well fudge em! Cool!

Well have some coffee boys. I'll brew up another pot for later.

Well Hawaii's nice but Tahiti would be fun too!

Well he shouldn't called me fat.

Well he'll have to do. Cartman has to get some practice with a real bull. Well have fun boys.

Well hello, it's all my little friends with all their little dreams.

Well hopefully spending some time with you gorgeous. Is $20 enough?

Well how come Kenny's family eats frozen waffles for dinner and has rats on the floor,

Well Howard you've done it again. You've ruined Christmas

Well hurry! We wanna play truth or dare!

Well I ain't never seen this before it neither. But I know one thing,

Well I can't just shut them down. This is a free country

Well I certainly wanna thank you for bringing your team down.

Well I don't know, but anyway boys and girls soon you'll be witnessing

Well I don't need you guys anyway! You guys can kiss my...

Well I don't think so!

Well I guess I should say, thanks?

Well I guess I'm wrong AGAIN!

Well I guess it serves us right.

Well I guess we could go again since it's just down the street.

Well I hope you boys learned your lesson.

Well I just thought I'd tell you that me and Kenny have finished our clubhouse,

Well I only did it because... he molested me!

Well I think you need to spend more time with your friends.

Well I was talking to Cartman too!

Well I'd like to know what all you skeptiks out there say now. What do you think, Ned?

Well I'm not gonna sit here and wait to die with the rest of you.

Well I'm not gonna sit here and wait to die with the rest of you.

Well I'm sure a real person will show up soon.

Well I'm sure it was him.

Well I'm sure we're gonna have a marvelous time, won't we children?

Well I'm sure you'll find another job soon. Something will come along.

Well I've been working this beat for about 3 days now.

Well I've got an idea. We could sing.

Well I've got an idea. We could sing.

Well I've got the remote bitch!

Well I've never seen anything like this. What do you think Principal?

Well it appears as thought a lot of you skeptics thought that the film

Well it has to be off or your Aunt Flo will complain about wasting electricity.

Well it just so happens that we just received another film from another anonymous viewer. Roll it.

Well it looks like our little Stanley has built himself quite a clubhouse here.

Well it was good seeing you all.

Well it's a rockin' world, make no mistake about it

Well it's an ancient technique handed down from school counselor to school counselor.

Well it's three thirty and I don't any goddamn underpants gnomes, Tweek.

Well it's three thirty and I don't any goddamn underpants gnomes, Tweek.

Well kids how did you like the planetarium?

Well let's see maybe because he's an old drunk hillbilly dick!

Well like this.

Well Mr. Hankey has to grow too you know.

Well Mr.Smartypants, it just so happens we ARE going on a field trip tomorrow.

Well Mrs.Broslofski, it certainly is a thrill seeing you cheery face again.

Well no, because you're family. You can't just leave family,

Well nobody can say for sure, no motive has yet been established.

Well now I am worried. I tried all the houses and nobody know where they are.

Well now what do we do?

Well perhaps one day cows will learn that cults are never a good thing.

Well perhaps you'd like to try my low calorie cookies,

Well screw him, he's dead! Let's go look for crocodiles. You guys!

Well Sharon, I was just trying to edjucate them about conjoined twin myslexia.

Well sir, let me shake your hand. I'm proud to meet the man

Well sometimes upholding the law is not easy, but you get there

Well sure I mean, well no I guess not.

Well sure Vietnam was fun, but not like going to the circus fun, or fly fishin' in Montana fun.

Well sure Vietnam was fun, but not like going to the circus fun, or fly fishin' in Montana fun.

Well thanks a lot for having such a cool uncle that got us all detention for a week.

Well that intern saved Chet Everet's brother

Well that settles it. Everybody grab a broom! It's Shenanigans!!!

Well that's ok Wendy. I fogive you.

Well that's the problem. See chickenpox is pretty normal thing with young children

Well that's to bad. We're just gonna have

Well that's too bad. I'm sure your husband is a fine man.

Well then it is work I guess.

Well then Stanley, what did I just say?

Well there's old Frita, down on main street. She has a mouthful of herpes.

Well there's that old window in the back room. You could probably squeeze through thyar.

Well this is going to put a damper on the day.

Well this is it. I'm going back to my time. Thanks again boys.

Well this is just great. We haven't gotten anything done and we're totally screwed.

Well this is terrible. Now who would have sex with a chicken?

Well this is what the holidays are about family.

Well this may sound off coming from woman with a fetus sticking out of her head,

Well this worked once before.

Well Tom and Mary, you've made it to the final round. Are you ready to play for the grand prize?

Well too bad. You're all going to the planetarium tomorrow and you're all going to love it.

Well we better get working. Cartman, you go home

Well we can't go anywhere or else that big scary monster outside will get us.

Well we just need to make some posters mmkay, hand out brochures mmkay,

Well we might as well get this overwith, we gotta start thinking about D.C.

Well we only did it cause Jimbo lied to us first.

Well we're sorry too uncle Jimbo.

Well well well, you guys can now kiss my ass because I was on Television!

Well where is it?

Well where the hell is he?! We gotta get him back to the lab.

Well who really cares what that monster is outside.

Well why the fuck do I have to do all the work while you stand around?

Well you get by sharing things with someone who already has it.

Well you tell Spielburg he can kiss my ass.

Well you're not gonna last down here either Mr. Hankey, now come on.

Well your teacher sent this stuff over for you to do while you're sick.

Well, best of luck to you then.

Well, don't worry, boys. Uncle Jimbo is on the case

Well, don't worry. We came over to cheer you up.

Well, forget I said that then.

Well, goodbye you guys. It's been fun.

Well, he is.

Well, I can see that you're the real brains of the group.

Well, I can. He's just a puppet. I don't need him. You see? Watch.

Well, I didn't even care about money.

Well, I don't know. I might need some more convincing.

Well, I don't see any crocs out myah... Dammit, Cartman!

Well, I fell down this ice cavern and I saw this block of ice...

Well, I guess I see what you're saying.

Well, I guess nobody else will be getting off the bus.

Well, I guess the chopping is about to commence.

Well, I have twenty four hours to come up with your money! That's the law!

Well, I must say Garrison, perhaps you aren't as stupid and crazy

Well, I think you need to keep your laws off of my body!

Well, I was just standing around and Stan and Kyle were being really mean

Well, it looks like Harbucks will never make it in this town.

Well, it turns out that these kids faked the footage.

Well, it's snowing black ash, but what the hell?

Well, it's too bad we didn't find any treasure on the subway Phillip.

Well, Johnny Cochran will take my case if I can pay his legal fee: $2 million.

Well, keep looking.

Well, let me ask you this. Why ? Where do you think Mr. Hat went?

Well, let us board the subway and return home. There we can eat Kroff Dinner.

Well, looks like you got away with it Terrance and Phillip.

Well, now that I've got my bastard daughter back,

Well, okay, Mrs. Cartman. I'll legalize 40th trimester abortions for you.

Well, Phillip, I'm very sad that we have to die for Canada.

Well, Scott said to meet him here, but he's not showing up.

Well, screw you guys, I don't want to be in your penis chopping family anyway.

Well, sit back, relax and enjoy "Summer Sucks."

Well, so much for our plan to use the ice man to take over Sweden.

Well, that was great ma'am

Well, that's exactly what I intend to do. Good day!

Well, there was an Indian burial ground here before I bought it

Well, there's no going back now. We're cannibals. God save us.

Well, they're wrong.

Well, uh. This is quite interesting, huh guys?

Well, we can't just sit here and eat Kroff dinner and let Canada be overrun by the Turks.

Well, what are you two going to do aboot it?

Well, what if I were to help you get rid of them once and for all?

Well, what is it Mr. Hankey?

Well, while we're waiting, why don't we search for treasure?

Well, who the hell cares? Anyway, he wrote it for his girlfriend.

Well, you can see here that we raised approximately $95,

Well, you can't just let him die!

Well, you have twenty four hours to find it, or else you'll have to go to jail

Well, You know what they say; "A friend in need is a friend with Kroff Dinner."

Well, you see, Mr. Big Record Producer, "Stinky Britches" was something...

Well?

Well? How did it go? Is everyone gonna stop poopin' in my environment?

Well... I... I kinda hope not.

Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, Pip, and Token, you'll be group one.

Wha, oh, thanks man.

What a glorious parade that was. Let's hear it for the parade coordinators!

What a great story! It has everything!

What am I supposed to do about our Fourth of July show?

What am I supposed to do with frozen waffles clamhead?

What are we gonna do baby? What're we gonna do?

What are we gonna do, Mayor? A killer is on the loose.

What are we gonna do?

What are you all looking at? This is just between me and Mr. Hat.

What are you bastards doing?

What are you doing in the sewer with a bunch of snorkel stuff on?

What are you talking about?

What celebrities are comin,

What could it be? If only we knew what we were up against.

What did I tell you?

What did you say?

What did you say?!?!?

What do you call this then?

What do you have to say about that?

What do you have to say Carnival operator?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF STANLEY?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? How often does an entire 3rd grade class go missing?

What do you mean? Well you see boys, the sewer's a fragile ecosystem.

What do you think about that?

What do you think it is?

What do you want me to do?

What do you want?

What do you want?

What does she know about medicine?

What if Mephisto never wakes up? And I never find out who my father is?

What if we don't know anybody who was in Vietnam?

What is it, what's wrong?

What is the future of America? Is it the money we make? The quests we conquer?

What is the thin flap of skin that runs from the base of the penis, to the scrotum?

What kind of side dishes will we be enjoying this evening with our frozen waffles?

What kind of stupid ass name is Steve?

What makes you think I would know anything about that?

What other crime in South Park?

What right do I have bringing another child into this overpopulated world?

What seems to be pissing you off today?

What the ?

What the ? Eric Roberts is improvising lines again.

What the hell are you all staring at!?!?!?

What the hell are you boys doing, you're supposed to be in there.

What the hell are you talkin about? This whole town is screwy.

What the hell are you talkin' about Cartman?

What the hell did you bring me to Denver for?

What the hell is this crap?

What the hell is this?

What the hell is wrong with you people?

What the hell makes you think Cartman rides a bull?

What the hell? Mr. Garrison?

What the?

What time is it? It is 12:07

What to do if you become stranded.

What video tapes?

What was that?

What was that?

What was that?

What was that? What was what?

What was what?

What were we talking about? Oh yeah. See your mother and I still care about you and your sister.

What will become of the endeavoring American family?

What would he do?

What you need is a guy to write realy good lyrics for you. I know a guy named...

What, I'm just asking a question.

What, some girls wanna play truth or dare or something?

What, what I'm talking about might save your life someday, mmkay?

What?

What?

What? Ay! You son of a bitch I'll kick you in the nuts!

What? Don't you know Kenny's sick with...

What? I'm missing the new Fantasy Island.

What? Now why the hell would you knowingly deceive me like that?

What? Scuzzlebutt's real?

What? We did it! Children we won!

What? You said we have plenty of money Cartman!

What?!

What?!

What?! I'm not talking to you

What?! Jail?

What'd do spend, about a buck fifty on those?

What's all the ruckus over there?

What's goin' on?

What's going on Phillip?

What's going on?

What's he doing in Nebraska?

What's so funny, you two?

What's the matter Frenchie, you got crepes in your ears?

What's the matter Mr. Hankey? Are you sick?

What's the matter?

What's this for?

What's this? I want you guys to all meet my friend.

What's this?!

What's this?!?

What's Vietnam. A question a child might ask, but not a childish question.

What's wrong with him?

What's wrong with his head?

What's wrong with it. Oh, let me guess, it killed a bunch of people right?

What's wrong with you Manson? You're acting all funny.

Whatcha doin?

Whatever?? In 15 years you've never said what ever to me.

Wheat. The building block of your favorite foods and Nebraska's

When asked if he would uphold his side of the agreement,

When can we get out of here?

When cows start gettin together it can't be good. They might start forming a cult! Cow cult

When does this thing start, I hope there's some good previews.

When I get blowjobs... that I cum through discharging... that's the way to fuck

When I say you're the most important thing to me, what I mean is

When I stand on the mountain and say do it, it gets done.

When I turn back, I expect to see Mr. Hat lying right here.

When I yell action, you start to walk this way.

When is Mr. Hat coming back?

When was the last time you had anything interesting to say?

When was the last time you really listened to what I had to say?

When will you let me in? Let me love you?

When you draw straws, you're supposed to have one of them short!

When you kids do the report make sure you read this part first alright?

When you rescued your kidnapped daughter.

Where are our children?

Where are we going to put a 60 foot tall statue of a cow?

Where could I hide this big pipe?

Where did you go Uncle Charlie?

Where does that grill go? To the sewer dude.

Where escaped convict Charlie Manson has walled himself up in a house.

Where every thing exists as its opposite.

Where he was probably a part of a hunting and gathering

Where is he? Where's Steve?

Where nothing out of the ordinary ever really happens...

Where Offier Barbrady and the mayor are fielding questions.

Where should we bring it?

Where the Ewats live. Endor is very...

Where the hell is everybody? I'm gonna be on TV tonight, you guys better not miss it

Where they will undoubtly be beaten senseless by the Washington team.

Where'd he go?

Where's Cartman? He's said he was gonna bring money for us to buy a pumpkin.

Where's Gorak?

Where's Mr. Hat?

Where's that calamine lotion?

Where's the fat boy? He'll be delighted that Mephisto is awake.

Where's your manners Howard? We haven't even said Grace yet.

Whether it's advice or just someone to play catch with. You can count on me.

Whether or not it worked, is up to the jury to decide.

Which is why I like Endor more than America.

Which means I may have to shut down and sell my son Tweek into slavery.

Which was a very popular group during his era.

Which will live forever in South Park from this day forth. Release the curtain!

Which would be right after page 104.

While Ned will ambush him from the rear.

While supporting guns out of the other, mmkay?

While these stars form the constellation Roger Ebert.

While we have a big house and lots of food?

Who are you to judge my womanly soul.

Who built the pyramids?

Who can sing the Cheesy Poof Song better than anybody.

Who did this to you, Mr. Twig?! Who?!

WHO DID THIS?! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU BASTARDS!

Who didn't see that coming a mile away, huh?

Who ever heard of a Fourth of July with snakes?

Who framed Roger Rabbit? Was it Jimbo? Mr. Garrison? Chef?

Who had chickenpox so that he would get it early.

Who had the chickenpox, just so I would get it. So it's not such a crazy idea after all.

Who is Cartman's Father?

Who is Eric Cartman's father?

Who is Eric Cartman's mother?

Who is it, lover?

Who is this?

Who looks strikingly simila to Recardo Montebon.

Who Stewart? Yeah yeah, I guess we were

Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this? Tom Hanks can't act his way out of a nutsack.

Who the hell could that be?

Who the hell made Jimbo boss? Was it Barbrady? Chef? Mr. Gar

Who the hell made you the boss?

Who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull.

Who will the director cast first?

Who will they kill next?

Who's "we"? Got a turd in your pocket. I'm goin' home I'm hella hungry.

Who's We? You got a turd in your pocket.

Who's wife I'm currently sticking it to every night.

Whoa Cartman. Whoopee!

Whoa dude, the road is really snowy out there.

Whoa dude!

Whoa dude! It's the bookmobile driver!

Whoa dude! This is the school?

Whoa dude! You got herpes on your face, too!

Whoa dude! Your dad is watching Terrance and Phillip!

Whoa, and this Vietnamese prostitute can really ride a bull!

Whoa, dude! This is making me sick!

Whoa, dude.

Whoa, look at that?

Whoa, what's wrong with your head? Why are you shaking like that?

Whoosh goes the willie wind, flowing through my toes.

Why am I talkin' about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line?

Why America's Funniest Home videos?? Why??

Why didn't you say so? Put on scrubs! Boys, I'm making you honorary doctors.

Why do they torture me like this?! Why can't they leave me alone?!

Why do we hold the Sundance Film Festival here Phillis? It's so painfully crowded.

Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?

Why does everything suck in summer?

Why don't we just stick her in a nursing home closer to us

Why don't you ask all those famous people you used to know for money? They're rich.

Why don't you go back to the hole you crawled out from lady?

Why don't you guys take our Cartman back? He's more like you anyways.

Why don't you just ask them to leave? There's only 1 time of year I can come to the surface,

Why don't you just shut the hell up!

Why don't you not pay attention to Barneby Jones and let's see how far you get in society.

Why don't you put this paper bag over your head Ugly Bob?

Why don't you tell them Mr. Twigg.

Why don't you tell them Mr. Twigg.

Why don't you two go fuck yourselves?

Why is it that everything today has involved things

Why is that?

Why the hell not? We're at war.

Why the hell not?! That's like calling the sky blue!

Why the long faces?

Why would a Wookie, an eight foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor,

Why would he just invent a story instead of telling us the truth?

Why would you lie like this to children?

Why yes he did. I thought you were dead Sharon.

Why? Because nowadays kids have computers, surround sound television.

Why? I tell you why. I don't know. It doesn't make sense.

Why? Why would we do such a thing?

Why'd you take his pants off?

Will it be Jimbo? Barbrady? The Denver Broncos?

Will it be Mr. Garrison? Officer Barbrady? Chef?

Will look you in the eyes then you fall down like you're dead ok, ready?

Will not be seen tonight so we can bring you the following special presentation

Will now be known as New Baghdad. Kalookh Kalakh!

Will you stop saying that word!

Will you stop with the underpants gnome, Tweek? We have to work here.

Will you stop with the underpants gnome, Tweek? We have to work here.

Winning regional championship!

Wish me luck, children.

With a kidney transplant so you see?

With chicken after chicken being violated the South Park police are under increasing presure

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,

With our first official conjoined twin myslexia hats!

With the money we make selling our son into slavery.

Won't we just end up doing the same thing to this town?

Worried, aboot what? Take a load off, relax.

Worse than this? Well sure.

Would a murderer go to the zoo and feed animals like this?

Would you do me a favor? Next time you wanna scare the hell out of my child,

Would you just relax? We've been in a lot worse situations than this and come out of it just fine.

Would you like a Nilla Crunchy, or a Snacky Cake?

Would you like to buy a photo of you boys enjoying the line ride?

Would you like to come over to my place and finger paint?

Would you like to come with me? Stan, memmememme, hehehehe...

Would you look at that honey, somebody dropped off a perfectly good trashcan.

Wow cartoons are getting really dirty.

Wow dude, check it out. We can win Terrance and Phillip dolls!

Wow I guess everything's gonna be ok.

Wow man that's beautiful. He was evil but now he's good.

Wow man, you know it's like, you go through life thinking you're an individual, mmkay?

Wow Tweek, your dad rocks.

Wow, cool!

Wow, cool!

Wow, he's good.

Wow, I'm sorry guy. You know, I could cure that face of yours.

Wow, look at this Johnson. Traffic jams at every intersection,

Wow, now Stanley, it sounds like your uncle's really worried about you.

Wow, then you should get money for it!

Wow, this is a good movie.

Wow, this is gorgeous. I don't think I've ever seen anything so beautiful.

Wow, this is so beautiful.

Wow, what a daring rescue!

Wow, what a day this has been, I was on TV and I'm a hero.

Wow, you guys suck.

Wow! That is the god damnedest thing I've ever seen!

Wow. Macon's really taking to the bacon, if I'm not mistaken.

Wow. What a great episode.

Wow. You think so, Mom?

Ya but we can't get a pumpkin so we can't enter the carving contest.

Ya hear that cows? You're surrounded! There's no way out!

Ya I wonder why he's being so nice.

Ya it doesn't have that bland, raw sewage taste that Tweeks Coffee has.

Ya well I don't wanna sound like a dick hole, but I told you so.

Ya well I I busted out.

Ya, no biggie but I was wondering if you've seen any of them?

Ya, Stan just got a new goldfish and he wanted to show it to Kenny, but Kenny never came over.

Ya, ya, ya. But what about phase two?

Ya, you're cool and you don't say hella

Ya. Now, which one of you is the Cartman we can't stand?

Ya. You know, I never thought it was such a bad little squash.

Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies!

Yea, let the spirit of Heavenly Father be blessed upon you.

Yea, let us ponder the Lord's mercies. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Yea, usher us unto the Lord sayeth some ******* guy once.

Yeah bitch! School in summer time! Open your fucking ass ****a hole or I'll pop your bitch ass!

Yeah bitch! Snatch his ass in a bear trap. Leave that ****a swingin from a tree so high,

Yeah but I didn't take it to account that I suck at math.

Yeah but I loved our time together. I hate to see it end. Go on, get out.

Yeah but the moster outside couldn't be death,

Yeah Cartman you suck. If you wanna play Americans vs Bosnians anymore

Yeah dude, Kenny just died 8 hours ago from that monster, how could he have died back then too?

Yeah dude, let's get his ass to the rodeo.

Yeah dude, your uncle Jimbo sucks ass!

Yeah dude. I told you we had bread sandwiches for breakfast.

Yeah good thing they have those big eyes so they

Yeah I didn't wanna do it Jesus, they made me do that.

Yeah I dreamt, that Cartman dreamt that we were all trapped on a bus,

Yeah look, they're even signed by Terrance and Phillip themselves.

Yeah right. Let me come with you.

Yeah right. You better get back to school little boy.

Yeah screw those guys, I don't even like them.

Yeah Stanley, you should know better.

Yeah there's got to be a way out of this.

Yeah they look like cheap ripoffs.

Yeah well unfortunately my husband is a washed up hunk of shit!

Yeah what are we supposed to do?

Yeah, all you have to do is fart some more Cartman,

Yeah, and if you don't you're a big dumbass European hippie piece of crap.

Yeah, and now he's a freezy pop.

Yeah, and we're sorry for turning Ned into a vegetable. Ahh he'll be fine.

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. The Denver team always wins, mmkay.

Yeah, come on Ned, quit faking.

Yeah, dude. Your mom wanted you to have herpes on your face.

Yeah, I can't get this stupid song out of my head!

Yeah, I must be having some real emotional problems.

Yeah, isn't he just supposed to be learning how to read?

Yeah, it's my body. My mom always gives me shit for smoking, but it's my body,

Yeah, it's pretty weird.

Yeah, let's just have a slumber party here.

Yeah, let's not ride that ride again.

Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter.

Yeah, now get out of here before I kick you in the nuts!

Yeah, now what are we supposed to do?

Yeah, sweet! Maybe we can get a reward for the frozen guy!

Yeah, then those Terrance and Phillip dolls will be ours.

Yeah, they're a couple of bitch ass motherfuckers!

Yeah, we apparently don't say sidedishes either.

Yeah, we made the whole thing up. It was all just a really, really, funny joke!

Yeah, we're the goonies Cartman. Why don't you pretend like you're the fat kid.

Yeah, you really puke on her like that.

Yeah, you're the one that always plugs up the toilet in our house.

Yeah! Back when I used to be in the rock business

Yeah. Beep like a jeep.

Yeah. Hey Stan, what did your dad mean, when he said we were gonna play truth or dare?

Yeah. I thought we only played on Fridays.

Yeah... pretty much. Yes!

Yeh, and now we're going to make sure you get the help you need.

Yeh, baby. The world is so small.

Yeh, nooiwawagoche.

Yeh, why the hell not? It's just a beer. Don't be such a pussy, mmkay?

Yeh, you know, I've learned something today.

Yeppers, that's where me and Ned met.

Yes at first I was happy to be learning how to read, it seemed exciting and magical.

Yes hon, I had to restrain him so he wouldn't find the bodies in the backyard and take our baby away.

Yes it is. They really have my balls in a juice maker.

Yes it's true, although at this early stage

Yes ma'am, right away ma'am.

Yes now we're about to roll the film but remember,

Yes perhaps some day I can get a bone marrow transplant.

Yes please.

Yes that's right. It's back to school with Officer Barbrady!

Yes there's murders in the world, and rapists, and thieves. But those are the vast minority.

Yes Tweek coffee is a simpler coffee for a simpler America.

Yes yes that was me!!!! I was on television!!!

Yes, and I've learned something too.

Yes, and I've learned something too.

Yes, and if he isn't found, we won't be able to use him for our military war...

Yes, and the town after, and the town after that.

Yes, conjugate the verb.

Yes, everything's proceeding according to plan.

Yes, for now. But the generator won't run for long.

Yes, how did you hear? These boys did an excellent report for us this morning.

Yes, I agree whole fartedly.

Yes, if people can't see your face, they won't know how wretchedly ugly you are.

Yes, indeed. But now my little Sally is being held captive in Iran,

Yes, it is Terrance. According to that newsy he's some kind of Turkish dictator.

Yes, it's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.

Yes, man you can't just go declaring shenanigans on innocent people,

Yes, of course. I'll buy three Crispy Yum Yums.

Yes, of course. Nobody gives as **t about Eric Roberts.

Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occured to me, unfortunately it would mean my death.

Yes, Terrance and Phillip, and when the dust is settled

Yes, the fireman is very magical. If you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye.

Yes, this bomb will blow us both to smithereens.

Yes, this is what we refer to as the 40th trimester.

Yes, we can get satellite feed from the U.S. and watch all their stupid TV shows

Yes, we're critically understaffed. Unless we get help...

Yes, yes I do.

Yes, yes it is.

Yes! Move it.

Yes! We could get you a few hats, and you could wear a different one every day.

Yes! Well Kevin has done a lot of work in figuring out how related to us

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. Apparently my plan to blow up the snake worked perfectly.

Yes. I mean, no! No!

Yes. I suggest you get a real good lawyer. We'll have the best in the business.

Yes. You know, expire. End.

You all come back now, you hear?

You and Cartman got sick with chickenpox?

You and Ned are the only guys we know who were there.

You are a lying ball of turd, Mr. Hat!

You are my blossom my flame, when we make love

You bastard!

You bastard!

You bastard!

You bastard!

You bastard!

You bastards!

You bastards! Yes, and I need you to communicate with him.

You became family. And now that you are you shouldn't be able

You bet. Give me a box of Nilla Yum Yum's and a couple of Berry Bars.

You boys don't understand. Ned was so freaked out by the idea of the Mexican Staring frog

You boys have shown me the true meaning of friendship.

You brainless brain fecolpheliac!

You brought the Iraqis back with you on your plane,

You can count on Tweek's coffee to start your day.

You can do commercials and thing like that. We can have a vote in the middle of town,

You can help me restore order, catch the chicken lover

You can just go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

You can just play with yourself.

You can raise $2 million, dude. We'll help you

You can say that again, Mr. Garrison.

You can say that again. Was that how it happened?

You can take a canoe down the Amazon or go back in time to Camelot

You can't die Mr. Hankey, you can't!

You can't give me an office referal.

You can't have your Bris tomorrow, that's when I'm having mine.

You can't just buy people Mr. Potter. Well you know what you are; you're a little bitch.

You can't seem to eager, you got to play it cool. Like you don't even care what happens.

You can't take Chef's money! That illeg !

You can't. There must be some other way. He's gonna make the connection...

You children win this one and you're national champions.

You couldn't get both your arms behind your back fatass!

You damn right.

You definitly have to have pretty thick skin or else people just walk all over you.

You did it Mr. Hankey! You got rid of all the film people!

You did? Really? Then it worked. My whole plan worked absolutely perfectly!

You didn't care about anything but my happiness.

You dirty son of a bitch! You never told us we had to win....

You don't hate children, do you?

You don't have any tea bags or coffee grounds to go in the tea bags do you?

You don't have to hang out with any poorass loosers like you guys.

You don't just chop off somebody's fireman!?

You don't just throw a child in a political commercial to sell your beliefs

You don't make fun of somebody because of their ethnicity.

You don't really need those guys do you?

You don't understand children.

You don't want me you want that imposter. C'mon I'll show you.

You dumbass Cartman! That's not the way it happened?

You found it! You found the memorial!

You give other Canadians a bad name, and if I had my way....

You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

You gonna be alright? Don't touch me!

You got just one more Pip. You get this kid, and we are state champions.

You got me again!

You got the best balls in the whole world Chef!

You gotta get 'em in the head. They go down quicker.

You gotta have something...

You guys are hella stupid, you guys are hella lame, you guys are hella dumb,

You guys are my best friends, through thick and thin

You guys can't scare me.

You guys look! Look you're missing it!

You guys we have to hurry. What?

You guys, there's a frozen ape man from the past down here! Send some more rope!

You guys, what if Ms. Crabtree doesn't come back and we're all trapped here forever?

You guys, when I'm doing that Cheesy Poof commercial,

You guys, you're so funny.

You guys! You guys! Seriously! I feel great!

You guys... seriously... my back...

You had rich parents. You got to go to that expensive community college.

YOU HAVE DISOBEYED ME FOR THE LAST TIME.

You have to admit you have a problem before anybody can help you.

You have to be very careful around someone who has herpes.

You have to build a clubhouse! So all four of us can sit in it and play truth or dare!

You have to get in the deep end sooner or later.

You have to give your reports to the town committee tomorrow!

You have to have a sign that says: Warning! These pets are from an evil parallel universe.

You have to pretend you're really scared then the Mexican Staring Frog

You have to say truth the first few times, or else you'll seem too eager

You have to stick with family no matter what.

You hear that you're not gonna get away with this you whore!

You heard the judge: since you lost the case, I can seize whatever I want...

You just don't know how to use spices and stuff.

You keep a tab on crime in the city. And we'll try to solve the chickenlover case.

You keep protesting and complaining,

You kick ass Evil Cartman!

You kids, I didn't bring you on this show to be boring!

You know anybody with herpes?

You know Eric, I just realized something. I've been obsessed, and an obsession isn't good.

You know Evil Cartman, I like you better than our Cartman.

You know how after we spent the night at Kenny's house

You know I do want you Your flavors smell of peanuts peanuts

You know Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to

You know something Rudy?

You know there's nothing more important to me then you right Stan?

You know what I think? I think that when you and mom got married,

You know what the spirit of Christmas is? It's another lie.

You know your dad and I used to be best friends when we were teenagers.

You know your husband and mine used to work together as teenagers.

You know, in the Classroom Tour, we lost a beat.

You know, it was like his mo'o, or something.

You know, most people don't realize chickenpox is actually a form of herpes

You know, the movie is Sandra Dee checking out Prissy

You lazy ass mother fucker!

You little turds! You've ruined my life for the last time!

You look a lot bigger than the last time we saw you.

You look like a lump of dog shit just got hit by a CAR!

You love the planetarium. To be without the planetarium causes you horrible pain.

You may have noticed some changes to your country.

You mean at the Drunken Barn Dance when we all got together with her...

You mean to tell me that all this time

You men are all alike! First you get a cookie and then you critisize

You missed it! You missed it because of this stupid planetarium!

You need to stay away from her.

You ok dude?

You poor piece of crap.

You poor piece of crap.

You promised me they'd be gone for good. That was your part of the bargain.

You pushed and you pushed and now you all know my terrible secret.

You put em in the toaster, you cook em!

You put me in front of yourselves, and that's what real friendship is all about.

You realize I can't stay. None of this is real.

You really are teaching these kids something.

You said buttbaby.

You say they were such good friends, it's silly they don't even talk anymore.

You see boys, sometimes when babies are born, they're born as twins.

You see children, there's no stopping me.

You see it's not ok to make fun of an American because they're black brown or whatever.

You see Kyle, we humans work as a society

You see mayor, frozen links are often found, dinosaur eggs, woolly mammoths

You see reading opens up whole new worlds to you.

You see Scott, after all your criticism, it was farting that saved Canada.

You see when my father opened this store thirty years ago,

You see, I own a coffee shop and now some great, big multimillion dollar

You see, Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite.

You see, Phase one collect underpants, phase two...

You seem unnerved by this, Chef.

You sent us over to Kenny's house on purpose! You wanted us to get sick!

You should be ashamed of yourself. Using cartoons to push caffeine on children.

You should see a large drift of snow with metal sticking out of it.

You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. And besides I hate French people.

You son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch!!!

You sonofabitch cat!

You sons of bitches! I'm going home!

You stay away from my little brother!

You still aren't entertaining any ideas of raping me in this prison cell, are you, Chef?

You suck dude.

You suck Kenny. Well let's just try and finish all this coffee so we can stay up.

You suck!

You think I can't get along without Mr. Hat, don't you?

You think I might win, mommy?

You think you slick you punk ass blassemous dopefeed bitch.

You through the night. Take care folks I've got other houses to get to.

You wanna fight?! That's fine with me!

You want Terrance and Phillip out of Canada;

You want your medicine? Here. Go get it.

You were actually our last choice, but the other children had unexpectedly

You were shot. We don't know who tried to shoot you, but

You will bow down to me as your ruler. You will obey my laws or you will be killed.

You will not remember what happens here. To remember it will cause incredible pain.

You will now all march in an ordely fashion, into this trailer! Now Move!!!

You win 7 Bon Jovi toothpicks, then you can trade em in for the Terrance and Phillip dolls.

You won't need to make fun of her, right boobie?

You wouldn't have even noticed it if I hadn't pointed it out.

You wouldn't.

You wrote it?

You... bastard?

You'd be drunk too if you lost your boy.

You'll be telling me that you need your space, and that I'm sabotaging your creativity.

You'll be telling me that you need your space, and that I'm sabotaging your creativity.

You'll hear this message.

You'll wish you never had it to begin with! Your ass I mean... wait.

You're a dick, and I've had it with your dicketry! I choose you!

You're a fat ass, and your mom's a "hermaphalite."

You're a fat stupid worthless policeman in a small town, mmkay?

You're at about 7 right now, we need you at about 3 ok?

You're going to have to repeat that verdict since we had some flatulence issues.

You're here because you were inferior mmkay. You're here because you're akward, mmkay.

You're home.

You're just jealous! You're a bitter old drunk just like your father!

You're my conjoined twin dead thing hanging off your head woman

You're not gonna get away with this.

You're not supposed to be here.

You're right Terrance, you're right.

You're right, I'm sorry honey. I'll try and have a good time.

You're screwing up the song.

You're such a little suckup!

You're supposed to be helping me get ready to fight Kyle,

You're supposed to be in Iran looking for your kidnapped...

You're supposed to call it a fireman.

You're telling me that students from Mr. Garrison's class actually did

You're the funniest comic I've seen in years!

You're the most important thing after me and my happiness and my new romances.

You're the only ones with the reason to take our beloved cow memorial.

You're welcome!

You've got a man over, don't you Celine Dion?

You've got split personalities schizophrenic jeebies.

You've got stinky britches. Stinky sti

You've got the strength, you've got the courage.

You've got till one hundred marshmallow to come out.

You've got to do it J, your ratings are being killed by the Jimbo and Ned hunting show.

You've heard the EXACT SAME song produced by these cheats in the past month.

You've unleashed a monster unto Canada and only you can get rid of him,

Young man, school is a time for learning, mmkay. Not for immature skylarkings.

Young man, why do you have your eyes closed? I'm not gonna hurt you.

Your bastard father has visitation rights, and this is his time with you.

Your daughter never had the chickenpox as a little girl I take it?

Your days are numbered!!

Your Honor, the defense is trying to make a mockery of this court.

Your parents are dead? Goddamn, you suck, Pip.

Your parents are here to see you, I'll send them in.

Your story's amazing. Full of jealoucy, deplicity, backstabbing and bitterness.

Your very own fish!

Yous guys shut up.

3,2,1!

10 4 sergent!

25 dollar parking, leamnissen. I tell you Phillis,

...with his hands. He'll die!

"How I would make America better?". What? Does everybody have to do it or just me?

"We're sorry. Our bad." Thank you. That is all.

A fireman? That's the proper way to say it, or else you get a spanking.

A full Terrance & Phillip episode. The viewers responded splendidly.

A Meredith Baxter Birney towel? I was with Meredith Baxter Birney in this car.

About another hour hon. Why does grandma have to live so far away?

about his nasty experience with drugs and alcohol.

Action. Wehehe, screw you guys.

Adams had to create slaves to survive. My god this is amazing!

Ah Weak! Eric I need you to take care of your cousin Elvin for a while.

Ah, son of a bitch! Well you don't see this every day.

Ah, sonofabitch! You suck as a best friend, Cartman!

Ah, stop that. Hey, don't give me cancer.

Ahh! What the hell are you doing! I almost looked right at it!

Ahoj, Kenny. Come on I'll buy you kids an Orange smoothie.

All right then, there's a flight leaving today.

All those in favor say yippie! Yippie!

All those opposed say nay! Nay!

Alright boys, ride's over. What? That was the dumbest ride I've ever seen

Alright Chuck just watch some TV or something. Now back to It's a Wonderful Life.

Alright it's open. Let's go. Excuse me. I wanna go with you.

Alright keep your pants on. Hey, bring us down some food all right?

Alright kid you can come. Now let's go. Stan I want to talk to you about your family.

Alright, you win. Wow. Thanks Evil Cartman.

Amen. Amen.

And as for you Stan, I think you need to kick your drug habit...

And do you know why? 'Cause you're a dick?

and Great Grandma Florence. Come here Eric. Give your Great Grandma some sugar

And here. Oh Terrance, you got a letter.

And how are you Kyle? Are you doing ok?

And I give you an F Eric, now sit down. God damnit!!

And now we all learn from Mr.Twigg! But Mr.Twigg sucks!

And so that's why nightrider was the best show in America. Stan Stan!!

And that's our report. I guess. Well boys it's obvious that you didn't even...

And the cows? Are they all back too? They're dead mayor! They're all dead!

And the last team to still have anybody standing wins. Oh what jolly good fun!

And the winner is... Nurse Gollum.

And then her little friend will dare you to kiss Wendy

And then she walked over... Kyle! That is enough!

And they made us do it anyway. They did?

And this is the constillation called Casiopia. Oh neato.

And this one is so compelling. Really?

And we found you... What?! 32 months?!

And we're back in 5, 4, 3... Remember, big big big!

And we're out. You're corpses up here.

And you don't feel that way now?

And you lost your job. No, I lost my job before that.

And, who's, who's in here with you? Just me and my wife and my brother.

Anonymous tip? Yeah it was left on our answering machine.

Any questions? No, that sounds pretty sweet to me.

Anyone else traveling in this vehicle? No, sir.

Anyone other than you in this vehicle? No.

Apologize to him! I'm sorry Ike. Uhuh forget that.

Are fireworks legal in Mexico? Everything's legal in Mexico.

Are you Alphonse Mephesto? The same.

Are you boys stayin' out of trouble? Yes.

Are you gay? What?!

Are you old Frita? Who wants to know?

Are you ready Cartman? I'm ready Steven Spielberg!

Are you taking care of him? He's on life support.

Are you up for it? Sir yes sir!

Are you up for it? Sir yes sir!

Aright, you go find chics Kenny. Why do I always have to go find chics?

At least we get some time alone. Yeah and at least we've got our health.

Aunt Flo, where did you get this goldfish? I got it from the pet store, Stanley.

Aunt Flo! Stanley no! Not Aunt Flo!

Aunt Flo? Ya. Every time she shows up my mom turns into a total bitch.

Aww anywhere would be great. Holidays and digidays, I wish you luck. Here we go.

Aww, camel poo. Hey what's this?

Aww, weak dude. We're too late. Well, the chickens don't seem to really mind.

Bad! Cartman! What?

Bad. Why bad? Children, I heard about what happened at school today.

Barbrady! Oh I'm sorry what did I say?

Because they're a bunch of assholes. Uh... of course!

Because you're God Damned ugly Bob. I know, but...

Beer? Oh no thanks, I brought my own.

Better than yours fatboy. We'll see about that.

Boys, you're going to sleep over at Kenny's and that's final. Oh weak!

Buckle your seat belt. Where are we going?

Buenos gracias, boys. Hi, Uncle Jimbo

But can he still ride a bull? What?

But Chef we don't wanna play the Chinese!

But dude, I don't have a clubhouse. You don't? I thought all guys had clubhouses.

But first apologize to your brother! He's not my brother!

But first I wanna show you how the plane arium works. As if we care.

But has chicken fucker left any clues at the crime... Alright! Alright! I can't read!!

But how do we decide who? Well, we draw straws.

But I didn't write the note! Mr.Garrison,

But I don't really care about that. Well you better care Mr.Smartypants.

But I don't think I really have a problem. Nonsense, you did drugs.

But I don't understand why we have to... Well hello ladies.

But I don't understand why we have to... Well hello ladies.

But I gotta see what happens. Come on, dammit!

But I just don't think I'm a fit mother. We prefer to abort babies earlier on.

But I would like you to meet your new stepfather Roy. Hello son!

But I've never taken drugs either. I've never taken drugs and look at me. I'm totally fine.

But it... Sorry kid, try again. Just 5 more dollars.

But it's quicker to get to the Denver school that way! Do you want an office referal?

But it's true dude! Are you boys just sure you're not making this all up?

But my parents are going to cut off his ding dong.

but that's different. Is it?

But they're ruining our city. The best I can do is create a proposition.

but uh wouldn't it be sweet to play truth or dare with them? What? Why?

But we could get killed! And just what price would you pay for you trying to blow it.

But we're not gay, Phillip. We're not?

But we're trying Screw you guys. Home.

But why do I have to dress up like an old lady? Cause old ladies are fat and you are too.

But why? Planetarium. About to go out of business.

But, but, but son I just... You aren't going to cut off his wee wee!

But... He wants to have his cake and eat it too.

By reading Teetle the Timid Taxidermist.

Bye now. Roy! Divorce is stupid.

C'mon Mister Wholesome, we're taking you back to our universe. Don't touch me!

C'mon team. Can somebody drive us to the mall?

Calm down! Calm down! Yeah! Calm down! Calm down! You sons of bitches!

Can do. Screw you.

Can I do it doggy style? Okay.

Can I help you boys? I want to return a fish.

Can I help you boys? We're gonna try to win those Terrance and Phillip dolls again.

Can I help you? Leslie, it's me, Larry.

Can I help you? Leslie, it's me, Larry.

can we go back to the planitarium again? Yeah I wanna go to the planetarium again too!

Can we go home now, mom? No bubla, you play with Kenny some more

can we pull out the carpeting in the living room? Well I don't know Eric.

Can you climb back up, dude? I don't think so.

Can't...can't... Alright dude, mellow out, geez.

Cancer! Yes, I'm afraid your ass is collapsing

Cancer? That's right, I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind.

Cancer? Yes, in the head.

Cartman, get on. Stan?

Cartman, what the hell is that? It's my Urkel sleeping bag. Isn't it kewl?

Cartman, you saved us. What the hell are you talking about?

Cartman! Dude, this is hella cool.

Cartman! What?

Cartman! We shot your Bosnian fat ass! Yeah you're dead!

Cartman? Who'd you expect Moury Povich? God, you're hella lame.

Catch what? Nothing... come on in. I was just making dinner.

Caught you red handed! Indeed you did! How did you know I would strike here?

Cause if we don't we'll seem to eager. To eager to what?

Cause they'll all be dead. The end. Oh god, what have I done?

Cause your dad's *******! Heh. I heard that.

Celine, where is our daughter Sally?

Chamber of farts isn't scary at all. Yeah and the food is terrible!

Charlies at 2 o'clock! I see em! Drop the bomb!

Chef, I have a goldfish that keeps killing people. Well, don't worry Stan I'm sure it'll work out.

Chef, we're hungry. You can eat after the game.

Chop off his wee wee! Are you sure? Yeh dude! It's a ******* tradition.

Come back to me, buddy. You getting all this?

Come on Cartman. The way we're shooting this, nobody will even know it's you.

Come on dumbass! You can do it! Pet... wait a minute.

Come on Ike, hurry up. A total nurra.

Come on limey. Don't be a wuss!

Come on Stanley! Weak!

Come on, Ike. Hidee how.

Come on, throw ball! Hey if you want to make him throw the ball, say this.

Come on, we gotta find a doctor. I can't do it.

Come on! Throw ball! Hey you want to head my impersonation of American?

Come on. No way.

Come one we gotta go make another one! Lying kicks ass!

Come out with your hands up. Dammit dad why didn't you put a back door on this house?

come out. Whoopee...

Come see us again soon! My ass we will!

Congratulations Mr. Mackee. You are fully recovered.

Cool! How much further is it to grandma's house?

Cool! Thanks Chef! Ook!

Could you pull over? We have to get to the hospital.

Cover me for a while. I'll find a place to hide him and come back.

Cut the crap! Dude, it's coming through the window.

Cut! What?! I'm not liking the shoes, can we change the shoes?

Cut! Cartman! What?

Dad! What? The metaphors, man.

Dad? Hey Stanley. Eh, hop in.

Dammit, what the hell is wrong with you Tweek? They took my underpants again.

Dammit! Language!

Dammit! What? That's the ninth return I've had this week.

Dammit. What are we gonna do? I'm watching television.

Damn his goddamn authoritah. Only sixteen seconds left in the quarter...

Damn it, we lost one already. You're out Clyde.

Damn it. OK son, you still got two balls to try and get through her yapper.

Damn it. Pull really hard Phillip. Okay!

Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it in you. Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry!

Dare... Son could you please come help me with the firewood?

Darn right I do. Well I guess I'll be going mom and dad, but I hope you can forgive me.

Denver? Here we go cows, here we go, uh uh.

Did it talk? The little fetus, did it talk? No! No it looked dead!

Did it work? I think it did, Bebe.

Did you all see? I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm. It was... SHUT UP PIP!

Did you enjoy the ride? What ride?

Did you find it? Give me a second would you?

Did you get a good look at the suspect?

Did you kids actually learn how to read this way? No, we just fake it to shut him up.

Did you say 'hostile takeover of Canada? No, no, relax there fella.

Did you sleep in the same room? Yes, why?

Didn't we ever release them? Well I forgot all about them. Uh me too.

Didn't you see them?! Alright what's next?

Die!? Yes die. It won't be an easy death either.

Do I get a nightstick? Sure, nightsticks for everybody!

Do I have to? Yes you do.

Do the police have any leads? Well most 3D computer modeling

Do we have to? Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something?

Do you have any wire? There's no time.

Do you know about surgery? I used to watch Quincy.

Do you know the time of conception? About eight years ago.

Do you know what speed limit it hea?

Do you remember what pet store? Lets see.

Do you see him? Not yet. We still have a ways to go.

Do you think animals could be murderers too? I don't know.

Do you think if we hit him, he'd shatter? Let's find out!

Doctor Adams... Yes...

Doctor, I can't focus. We're doing the best we can.

Doctor! One moment.

Doctor? Yes.

Don't be a chicken dude, just close your eyes. What the hell have you gotten me into?

Don't be nervous, I'm sure you'll win. I dunno, there's a lot of competition here.

Don't lie Stan. Lying makes you sterile. I'm not lying someone just handed me.

Don't pick your nose hon. GOD DAMN IT I WASN'T PICKING IT I HAD AN ITCH!!!

Don't pick your nose, hon. I wasn't picking it, I had a itch for cryin out loud.

Don't pick your nose, hon. I'm not picking it ma! God damn it I had a itch!

Don't scare him. Hey there little guy.

Don't scare him. Hey there little guy.

Don't scratch it, hon. But mom seriously it itches, I can't stand it!!

Don't snap at me! I didn't snap at you.

Don't you worry Stanley, you're going to be ok. Can I talk to you outside?

Dr. Mephesto, where could the creature have gone? I have no idea!

Drugs are bad. Drugs are bad.

Drugs are good, mmkay. Don't let them... no... planetarium...

Dude I told you something was up with this place! We gotta go tell somebody quick!

Dude it's the freak nurse! Holy crap!

Dude these dolls are cheap ripoffs! After all that?

Dude they're gonna look so stupid. Heh, totally.

Dude this is gonna be so killer. They're all gonna get herpes. Hooray!

Dude this is totally killer. I hope this goes on for 7 months or something.

Dude we have to get to the mall. You guys seriously.

Dude, Chef has lost it. You'll be on the news all over the world.

Dude, he's ok. That frog wasn't even real. Look.

Dude, I can't believe they fell for it

Dude, I don't know how long I can stay here. I know what you mean.

Dude, I found out what a Bris is. I found out what they're going to do to Ike. What?

Dude, I think Officer Barbrady enjoys being in school too much.

Dude, I wanted to call him Gorak. Gorak's a gay name.

Dude, I wanted to call him Gorak. Gorak's a gay name.

Dude, I'm totally tripping... Yeah, it's totally killer.

Dude, our parents sent us over there to get us sick. What are you talking about?

Dude, that bull's gonna kill him. Go help him Kenny!

Dude, that is not cool! Chopping off wee wees is not cool!

Dude, that kicks ass! Oh god damn I gotta win those. How much to play?

Dude, they're gonna kill me. Alright Manson this is it. We're coming in after you.

Dude, this isn't right. Why? We're kids dude. We don't volunteer for anything.

Dude, what does that mean? I don't know.

Dude, what just happened? What do you mean?

Dude, what kind of sick joke is that? Girls suck ass. Oh well of course they do,

Dude, you better find out. Boys, are you paying attention?

Dude, you got herpes on your face! Shut up, brat!

Dude, your family died? There dead to me. My mom doesn't even know I'm here.

Dude! Help!

Dude! Only a matter of time before we're playing truth or dare with them.

Dumbass ****a pullin shit damn! Alright Fat Abbot, thanks.

Durr Cartman! Durr yourself hippie!

Eric are you up there in your clubhouse? Coooming moom.

Eric, where have you been? Let's see where have I been, where have I been...

Except for Cartman. Naturally.

F minus? Can he do that? But, but we're not making it up! It...

Fine! Fine that's fine!

Fine! Fine!

Fine! Fine!

Fine! I'll kick your ass tomorrow, dick! I'll kick your ass so bad...

Fireman! Oh, who the hell cares? He's not even my responsibility.

Five dollars for 3 balls. Five dollars! Jesus Christ!

For Canada, Terrance. For Canada, Phillip.

for no reason except that I'm keww. That's nice Cartman.

For now, it's me and Nurse Goodly. Wait a second, they've closed the pass?

Freeze put your hands in the air! Cartman!

Frosty, Steve, whatever. Well, okay. I'll find him a seat.

Gasp! She does?? You uh, you never noticed that?

Gay, boring, boring. Hey guys, check out these books.

Geezes dude. Hey, where's Cartman?

Gerald, do something about your smart ass son. Uh, mind your...mother, smart ass.

Gerald! Keep your damn mouth shut! It's ok Mrs.Broslofski, really.

Get away from me, Cartman! Come here, crocky.

Get him!

Get outta here you bitch! Ay get off of him you fucking nutsack!

Get the car Randy we're going to Nebraska. Ooh. Stan's in trouble.

Get the flight for life helicopter. Holy crap dude.

Gettin all in my face and crap, and acting all tough and crap. Killery sweet.

Give me that gun kid. Up yours evil twin.

Give me the remote. No way dude

Give your attention on medicine you little fibber!

Go ahead Stanley! Get your god damn cookie! Ok.

Go for it, Pip. Oh bother.

Go, Kenny! Kenny, no!

God bless you Phillip. Don't touch me Ugly Bob.

God damn it! I knew it was you all along Richard Nixon!

God damn it. Oh, wait a second Scott.

God only knows. The subway certainly is wonderful Terrance.

Gods and clods? Yes, you see I spen a lot of time going to law school

Good evening. Hello, fellow American.

Good for you Charlie. C'mon I'll hot wire your grandpa's car.

Good night Stanley. We'll a see you in the morning. Can you leave the light on, dad?

Good night. Sharon?

Goodbye Booby, be careful. See you in a couple of days son.

Gorak, are you there? Oh hi! What are you doing here?

Gosh you boys smell like flowers. You're not the real Mr. Hankey.

Great argument. You win boys. What?!

Great Grandma has a bladder problem, this helps her out. Sick dude.

Great job. Yes, great job.

Gross! I can't do it ma! Try again bobie!

Ha ha. Man this is hella funny. What's so funny about that?

Habitat? Yes, Kevin and I designed a habitat for Steve to live

Happy Holidays Chief. C'mon Manson. You belong in jail.

Happy holidays you guys. Happy holidays Bob.

Happy summer. Shut up, Pip.

He doesn't look very happy in there. No, he sure doesn't.

He fantasizes about same sex relations. I see.

He got a full dose of the stars. Yeah, with nobody around to say anything.

He is! No, she is!

He must have used this door. Dammit! Dammit!

He owns the planetarium, what about him? He uses the machine.

He really wants those dolls. I guess. Damn!

He wants to know where he is. Tell him... tell him he's home.

He was a good friend, and I'll miss him. He risked his life so Mephisto could live.

He's been frozen for the past 32 months. Dude, you've been frozen for 32 months.

He's been over at Kenny's house 3 days in a row, and still hasn't caught the chickenpox. What?

He's gone! The ice man has broken out! No, that's impossible! How could he have?!

He's here! Grab him!

He's like some frozen guy! Come on you guys, it's getting cold up myah!

He's not highly intelligent. Why are you doing this, dude?

Head cancer? This is not the end Terrance and Phillip. You'll rue this day.

Heeelll no, you guys get your own! Stanley, how are you feeling today, son?

Heey, how did you guys win all those Terrance and Phillip dolls? Oh... nowhere.

Heh. Ya right you guys can kiss my black ass. You said you could get us money Cartman.

Hella hella hella. Dammit!

Hello Celine Dion. Terrance, this is quite a surprise.

Hello children. Oh no! They got Chef too!

Hello everyone. Happy holidays. Hello.

Hello kids! I see you're discovering the magic of reading. Who are you?

Hello Mr. Tweek. Hi Officer Barbrady.

Hello Mr.Planetarium operator. What brings you out here?

Hello Sheila? It's Sharon. Stan's mother? Oh yes, hello Sharon.

Hello Stanley, remember me? Hi Aunt Flo.

Hello there children. Hey Chef.

Hello there children. Hey, Chef. How's it goin'?

Hello there customer. Hello, how are you today?

Hello Ugly Bob. Hi guys. How's the paper bag working out?

Hello? Hello, is this Scott from Canada?

Hello. Hello, is Mr. Hat there?

Hello. Terrance, this is Scott.

Hello. What a grump.

Here he comes. Hey Cartman, did you bring us money from your mom?

Here Kyle. Will you hold great grandmother's cathoder bag during dinner? What is it?

Here Pip, you throw it. Uh, oh no I couldn't.

Here we are. Jesus Christ, finally.

Here we go! Dude, I'm having second thoughts about this. What do you mean?

Here we go. Finally!

Here we got you some sticky cinnamon buns. Wow sweet.

Here you see pollarus, the dog star. I'm just gonna step outside and go wee wee.

Here, here, I found one! What's it say, what's it say?

Hey be careful asshole! Please don't take me back there!

Hey dad, we need to build a clubhouse. Ok.

Hey guys. Let's go. O, Hi Kenny.

Hey hey hey. What's goin on Rudy? Man Fat Abbot, you need to loose weight.

Hey isn't that kid Kevin Chinese? Yeah, you're from China.

Hey look they're giving away bread outside! Did you hear that mommy?

Hey Phillip! Pull my finger! Alright Terrance!

Hey Scott, guess what? What?

Hey Stanley, I brought you and Shelly presents. Wow really! Hey I love aunt, Flo.

Hey there it is! We're going around the country trying to find the kid

Hey there. Hi, Uncle Jimbo.

Hey Tweek, do have anymore of this stuff? Just some grounds.

Hey wait a minute, you're just a kid. Maybe this will teach you to listen to authoritay.

Hey what'd you do that for? Ahh, just dramatic effect, sorry.

Hey what's that? I don't know let's go see.

Hey when are we gonna play truth or dare? What? That game's for kids.

Hey you know that nurse is actually pretty cool.

Hey you know those things are bad for your throat. Naw, that's all lies. I'll be fine.

Hey, are we supposed to get your little brother presents for a Bris? Uh, I'm not sure.

Hey, Chef. How's it going?

Hey, I'm not fat or smelly. Alright Mr. Deuschbag.

Hey, us too. Yeh, remember you caught us smoking weed

Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here? Oh, hello Scott.

Hey, what the hell's going on? It's a power outage.

Hey, what's phase two?! Phase one we collect underpants.

Hey, what's wrong with you Cartman? What's wrong with me? Let's see, um...

Hey, who are you? That... little Missy here runs the big projector for us.

Hey, why did you guys forfit? You mean you don't know?

Hey, you stoned man? You wanna do some drugs?

Hey, you want something to warm you up? Oh, uh, I didn't know this dark alley was taken.

Hey! It hit her right in the mouth! It's gotta go through her mouth.

Hey! That was right on target! Sorry kid, try again.

Hey! They have a zoo there! That's right.

Hi boys. Hi Mr. Mackee.

Hi cousin Elvin. Sweet.

Hi grandma, it's me Eric. Oh hello Eric. Grandma sure has missed you!

Hi guys! How's the clubhouse coming? Pretty good we're almost done!

Hi there little lady. What, what are you doing tonight?

Hi there. Hello, do I know you?

Hi, Bob Denver. Hi, Jesus, great to be here.

Hi, fellas. Hi, Steve.

Hi, Stan. Hi, Wendy.

High Handsome. We're gonna be at Larry's bar tonight. I'm already there.

His head fell off. I'm getting out of here.

His name is Gorak! His name is Steve!

His name is Gorak! My name is Larry.

Hissa kissa. Kick ass. And another thing.

Hold it! Cut! Can we get some more light on that backdrop? Sure thing!

Holy crap! He's alive?! That's impossible! Do an EKG on him.

Home! Come on, Steve, you're going to Des Moines!

Hooray! Goody two shoes!

Hooray! Hooray!

Hooray! Hooray!

Hopefully we can play truth or dare tomorrow! Crap!

Hospitals aren't that bad. Yeah, stop being a wuss.

How about a brain transplant? Now Kyle let's be supportive of our new student.

How about fishing without a license? I'm not fishin'!

How are your swimming lessons? Fine.

How could we live with ourselves? There's only one answer. Eat Eric Roberts!

How did you guys know? Our Cartman would never say anything like that.

How do we do it? You just get a hammer and some wood.

How do we stretch that into five minutes? They're taking my underpants!

How do you know? You weren't even there! Well that's it!

How do you like that Scott? You son of a bitch, I'll get you if it's the last thing...

How do you like your fish Stanley? I don't like it. It's spooky.

How long was that? That wasn't quite 10 seconds.

How many summer days left? A lot.

How much do we have left Cartman? Uh... 3 dollars.

How much further is Washington DC? Sit down, kid!!!

How much is it? Just 3 tickets boys.

How much? Just 3 dollars.

How so? He's changing the channel.

How? Well he screwed us by making something up, I say we do the same thing!

How's he doing? He still thinks he's a Vietnamese prostitute.

How's it going dude? Terrible! I give up.

How's the clubhouse coming Stan? We're working on it!

How's the report going boys? Bad.

How's the treehouse coming along hon? Mom! It's not a treehouse! It's a clubhouse!

Howdy ho! Why are you people doing this?

Howdy Ho. Do you boys want your picture with Mr. Hankey?

Hurray! What do you say boys? We're gonna pass a law.

I came to bust you out

I can hunt down anything! Wow! Kick ass!

I can't believe he's gone. Wait, look, the helicopter!

I can't believe my parents are cannibals. What are you going to do, dude?

I can't believe what I'm seeing. It's like I'm looking at a mirror.

I can't give you your money back. I don't care dude I just want the fish away from me.

I can't see dude!

I can't wait. What am I supposed to do? Hey, Cartman!

I caught it! I caught it! Great catch Kyle. Now your team's on offense.

I caught it! I caught it! That's not fair! He's so fat, it stuck in his belly!

I did it! I did it! Did what?

I didn't know you liked to fish, Gerry. Oh yeah I love it.

I didn't? No! No, in fact they never came to South Park.

I don't interrupt you! There you did it again!

I don't know who you mean. Maybe this will jar your memory.

I don't know, wrat? Stupid American!

I don't know. Stewart, don't even get started.

I don't know. We'll just arrange a little fishing trip for them or something.

I don't know. I don't even remember what happened! Wait a minute, where's Eric?

I don't like big corporations. I like small businesses.

I don't like to use it, but it may be our only hope. Well what will you need?

I don't need Mr. Hat. That's good.

I don't see any pet stores called Indian Burial Ground. Shut up, dude. I'm trying to watch TV.

I don't wanna fight, I'm sorry. I'm sorry too.

I don't wanna take care of cousin Elvin. Won't you do it for Grandma?

I don't wanna watch this. I wanna watch Terrance and Phillip. We're watching this.

I don't want help! You'll thank us later.

I don't want your lame ass supper. Ooh you're gonna get it now.

I dunno, you're just the only grownup we trust. How does someone get herpes?

I dunno! I couldn't find him! He's up in like 20 minutes!

I feel like my old self again. Just one more thing.

I found him! I'm rescuing him! Thanks!

I got a callback for the cheesy poof song! You snuck off and sang that stupid song?

I got a jelly roll! I got a jelly roll! Sweet! Jelly roll's perfect!

I got you pinned. I win. Now I've got you pinned. I win.

I got you some calamine lotion. I don't wanna.

I guess we didn't think this through. What?!

I have a big problem with this. What do you mean?

I have class 4 armor on, that uh uh it it... No, you don't!

I have no idea dude. Come on rice picker!

I have to get another knife this one's hella dull. God will you shut up!

I have to go to platform B. Oh! Okay, it's over this way.

I heard the school nurse is heidiously deformed.

I heard you won't get in the deep end. You heard wrong!

I just need a couple of days, then I'm gonna head back to Iran.

I know you're sick, now get your buns out here! Heh heh heh... buns

I know. So open them.

I know. You gotta tell me what happened to him.

I know. let's go sledding. Yeah.

I love my work. I know what you mean. I've always loved the planetarium too.

I love you too. Well, let's see if the audience has any questions.

I need coffee. I know how you boys feel.

I need one ticket for my little brother. That's a little brother?

I need to know how far it is, lady. I said SIT DOWN!!!!!

I never knew you had a daughter, Terrance. Oh yes, didn't I mention that me heartys?

I only know how to do it doggy style. That's doggy paddle. Come here.

I really don't think... The school could put out pamphlets, mmkay.

I really like that guy. Well it looks like you finished your fudgical, Elvin.

I reckon we should get some help. I reckon.

I said sit down!!!! Yes ma'am.

I said stop the train! Yes, hello! I see you.

I said, I've always wanted to visit Prague. Oh, me too.

I see, so the fetus is...? 8 years old.

I suppose you forgot all about your family. I don't really have a family.

I tell you Mitchell, I ain't ever seen nothing like it. Where are they again?

I think he came through here recently. Yeah, I think the same thing.

I think he said he wants to practice on a real bull. ...hate you guys...

I think I'm gonna name it Gorak. No dude, we have to name it Steve.

I think maybe you'll answer that downtown, tourists. Oh my god!

I think my mom is a corporation. Ya that makes sense.

I think so. I Cartman out there? I'm right here, Kyle.

I think we need to get off on this exit. Sit down kid!!!

I think we're almost to the end. We better be, we've been in line for almost an hour!

I thought it was planeTArium. Well it is,

I told you guys. Well, that was quite an angry croc,

I used a bunch of bones from the butcher shop. Is that why it stinks so bad?

I wanna go again. I wanna go again! Oh for pete's sake Clyde, you just went.

I want an abortion. We can do that.

I want it to snow. It doesn't matter. This snake will kill everyone.

I want to announce who the father is. Bang.

I wanted to make sure too. Well you're not dreaming!

I wanted to make sure too. Well you're not dreaming!

I will if you give me money. OK here! Sweet.

I wish Aunt Flo didn't have to visit now. Ya, me too,

I'll a poppa yo a bitcha assa tuba. Bitcher. What the hell is going on in this cartoon?

I'll be with you after I inject this man. I'm gonna be sick.

I'll go! No I'll go! I found him!

I'll leave it up to your father. Well, it's fine with me.

I'll make an incision over the heart. Oh, boy.

I'm back hon, I got some more calamine lotion. It's about friggin time! Give me that!

I'm declaring Shenanigans on you. This game is rigged. Shenanigans?

I'm doing the best I can! I even got a A on my book report!

I'm freezing myself again. Whoa, that sucks, dude

I'm from Iraq. Iran, Iraq, what's the difference.

I'm going as fast as we can! Kyle, could you turn around for a second?

I'm going home. What a baby.

I'm gonna find out who you are! I don't think you can, m'kay?

I'm gonna go get the girls. Ok.

I'm gonna sedate him now. No! No drugs!

I'm here with the planetarium operator, Dr.Adams. Thank you,

I'm not fit to be a cop. Come on dude, it's not that hard.

I'm not sure I should trust you. Hey, relax guy, trust me.

I'm really pissing him off right now Wait! This could be dangerous.

I'm regional champion. Does that mean you're gonna be on that Cheesy Poof commercial?

I'm scared. Well be sure to join us next time,

I'm sorry. I'm sorry too.

I'm such a tool. Oh really?

I'm sure he couldn't have gone far. ...now moving on all fours and wheezing

I've been shot. Mr. Hat, get some help!

I've got something to say. Ah weak.

I've got something to show Steve, dick. Gorak is busy freezing himself again, dick.

I've never seen any of those men, Officer Barbrady. No, I didn't think so.

If I die from this I'm taking you with me! Will Carol find out she's a...

If we read are we gonna become like that guy? Yeah this is stupid. Books aren't magical.

If you drink alcohol you should uh.... Hey, are you guys

Ike, you're ok. Wow dude, I guess having a Bris isn't all that bad.

Ike!! Babaturtle.

In the year 1999. It's 1999?!

insane. Thank you.

Is he awake yet? He's bleeding bad.

Is he dead? Hey, this window is shot out too.

Is it like a haunted house or something? Sure, it's very scary!

Is that all you got pussy? What?! Hey he talked.

Is that true Stan? It was just a joke. We didn't think it would hurt anybody.

Is this Canada? It seems to have changed.

Is this some kind of joke? Yes.

Is this the Cartman residents? Yes ma'am.

Is your clubhouse ready? Almost.

It has to be this way. But I don't care.

It is not. First graders pee in the pool.

It is too! Just read the sentence.

It is? Well, in that case, I guess it's okay

It looks like a note. Give me that!

It says, read Teetle the timid ta...ta.. the taxi.. what's this word? I don't know.

It sure is. Let's look for treasure. Yes, let's look for treasure.

It took damned 2 years to finish it. What ever happened to that old hunk of junk?

It was a fake! Oh I'm sorry.

It was the fish! What a good baby. What a good son I have.

It will be your only shot at wiping them all out. Here, take this. What is this?

It won't budge. We only have one option!

It's a French Roast. It's suttle and mild.

It's a good thing we got her to the hospital in time. What's wrong with her?

It's a real American story. I thought of something.

It's away from the hospital. How do we get to it?

It's boring! Yeah, all the constillations look alike!

It's called conjoined twin myslexia. Who the hell cares what it's called!

It's cool dude, we'll help you. Hey that's right, you can help me.

It's hot out here. What do you guys want to do?

It's huge! They need to shut it off.

It's ok Ike, I'm here. And a one, and a two, and a...

It's OK. Kenny said he could get one. Oh, how's Kenny gonna get one? He's hella poor.

It's over. We're free. Yes, but at what cost, Mr. Garrison?

It's poetic justice. Thanks boys!

It's so cold here. Where is that Sherriff? We need water!

It's supposed to be a frog! I know that.

It's the holidays. But all the other guys get to go to Cartman's grandma's why can't I?

Jesus, Cartman! Don't mess with Kitty, man.

JI'll help you Stan. Shut your goddamn mouth, fat ass.

Jimbo look! Hit the deck!

Just a little higher. Mom, dad!

Just call me your old pal, Saddam Hussein. Saddam Hussein, the Iraqi dictator?!?

Just do it again Cartman and don't make it talk! Ok here we go. Ready?

Just how many guys' clubhouses have you been in? Ah Cartman has ways of making you talk!

Just jump in. I don't wanna.

Keanu Reaves. Matt Damon! Fred Savage!

Kick ass. Chuck can you turn that damn thing down?

Kick ass. God, I hate the holiday season.

Kick who to the curb? Her no good husband.

Kids, daddy and I are gonna be right back, ok? Ok.

Kiss Bebe on the lips! What?! Sick dude! I'm not kissing a girl!

Knock it off asshole. No way! I'm never going back to your parents house.

Kyle, can I talk to you? Ok.

Kyle, doesn't Bebe look pretty today? I don't know.

Kyle, just because Ike is adopted doesn't make him any less your brother. Yeh, right.

Kyle, what are you talking about?!? And you, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Kyle, you have to stop them! Stop who?

Larry. Larry.

Later's fine. Just do your sidestroke.

Lead the way boys. It's to much pressure!

Leave him alone butt hole! Shut your trap kid!

Lend me money fat boy! I only have 3 dollars left asshole!

Leslie, I'm with Buck now. You're Leslie!

Let's get him! No!

Let's get out of here. I don't know if that's gonna be easy.

Let's go. What are you waiting for?

Let's hunt. We'll start with a 2 shot of you and Ned getting your equipment together and..

Let's hurry, this costume is hot. Ok roll camera, and action.

Let's tell them what they've won. Tom and Mary, put on your travel hats

Like a hunk of dirt with a carrot. Crap.

Like how do you mean? Like look at him. He's always shaking and nervous.

Like I'm a ghost! Like he sees right through me! Oh please! Hello?

Like you really need it hippoass. It's sad how jealous you are Kyle, it really is.

like... Toto.

Lock the door! Oh my god, it's Charlie Manson!

Look at how big you've gotten. Hi Eric. Grandma got you a present.

Look at their silly American heads. They look like groundhogs

Look children, this is all I'm going to say about drugs:

Look he's gonna kill me mom. Is there a problem?

Look what she did to my fuckin' eye! I'll do it again!

Look, it's Mr. Garrison. Children, how is your summer going?

Man Fat Abbot! My stepdad popped me in mah eye! Stepdad! You gotta off his ass!

Man, that sucked getting searched. Yeh, my ass is killing me.

Man, this alley is cool. It's so love and beautiful. Oh boy.

Man, this stuff is strong. Kinda bitter.

Maybe he just ran away or got kidnapped or something. I hope for his sake you're right.

Maybe the baby will have your face instead of mine.

Maybe we were wrong about the clue. Yeah, maybe you read it wrong.

Maybe you're being too hard on him dude.

Mayor, shouldn't we be focusing ? We want to do a re creation for our show.

Me too, he sucks! Oh yeah!?

Me too! It was sweet! Really? What did you like best about it?

Meaning what? Meaning we're going to circumcise him.

Metaphorically speaking. What about Mephisto?

Mexico, my amigo. Why are we going to Mexico?

Mmdamn that frog. Well that does it.

Mmkay, that's valid. Now uh Mrs. Marsh... Excuse me. ...how do you feel?

Mmkay. Now children, has that mari ja uana made it around yet?

Mom what are you doing? It's going to be OK, Stanley.

Mom, give me some money! Kyle what are you doing here? This is very dangerous!

Mom! Mom! Stanley, settle down.

Mom!! What is it honey?

mouth is flapping too. Your haiku insults have no affect on me Kyle.

Mr. Garrison? The guy with the puppet? Yes.

Mr. Hat is just a puppet. Yep.

Mr. Hat isn't real. Right.

Mr. Hat, on the other hand Mr. Hat was gay?

Mr.Garrison? Well I guess I could give them extra credit for it.

Mr.Mackey! Officer Barbrady, this man is using some kind of mind control.

My ass is collapsing! See this X Ray? That's your ass.

My baby! Oh God!!!! Get out of here you mutt! Let him go!

My dad let's me watch cartoons. Well I'm not your dad, ok?

My family sucks ass. Ya they do. All families suck ass.

My God he really is alive! The ice must've preserved him. Well, quick, do something!

My god that's disgusting! Whoa dude. Who'd have sex with a chicken?

My God, you're looking hideously ugly today Ugly Bob.

My head still feels funny. Yeah me too.

nd that's the way it happened boys. Whoa, Vietnam was sweet.

Ned Gurblansky reporting sir. Thanks Ned.

Ned you take flight position, I'll try and keep it turned away from you. RRroger that.

Neither did we. Well Mr. Garrison it looks like we were wrong about you.

Next is issue thirty seven D, missing underpants. Is it cold in here?

Next will be uh...Eric Theodore Cartman. Hello everybody!

Nnnhi, Ned. Now, isn't that great?

No boys, you need to take him home and let him get plenty of sleep. Damn it!

No can do, sonny. Damn it!

No he doesn't! Does so!

No I don't. Hi Howard. Dude, is he here every year like this?

No it isn't you guys. This is where all our work is done.

No it isn't! Why you being such a dick?

No it isn't! Why you being such a dick?

No Jimmy that's a bad Jimmy! No Jimmy!

NO KITTY! THAT'S A BAD KITTY! Who's my kitty? Who's my mister kitty?

No no! You say truth. Truth? But that's boring! I wanna get dared to kiss her!

No problem, Gorak. Later.

No Pussy, I'm taking you to my village. Oh, your pussy village?

No way dude, don't be silly. Come on Wendy.

No way dude! We're not staying alone in your house with your wee wee chopping parents!

No way kid! You're grossing me out! Huro saki saki!!

No you don't fat ass. Do you guys know anything about corporations?

No, go away, bad dog. Dude, what did you make that doll out of?

No, hon

No, I can't say that I have. Oh good.

No, I never did. Well that's exactly what I'm talking about.

No, I won't take it back. Listen friend, you just can't sell people pets like this.

No, I'm from America. My parents are Chinese. Tell us how the Chinese play dodgeball!

No, it's not cool! Dude, I think I just saw a rat.

No, Lamb Chop, no! Shari! Help me!

No, no Florence. That's not Eric. Oh. Which one is he?

No, no we didn't! You all receive an F... minus!

No, not ham you fat fuck! Screw you! It's ham isn't it?

No, we're searching for treasure. Listen, I have an inside scoop.

No! I'm sorry I'm a bad Aunt.

No! I'm sorry I'm a bad Aunt.

No! No it isn't true! We're not gonna cut it off, we're just gonna snip it.

No! No it'll be ok. Sorry son, you'll have to let the nurse look at it.

No. I know, drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie, and hippies suck.

No. Well let me put another way.

Nobody move. I'm a law officer. He's gone into cardiac arrest.

Not Mr. Garrison ma, he really is a sick weirdo. Yeah, it's true, he is.

Not much longer now. Oh are you taking us to your little pussy house?

Now can I have my medication? Dude, do the dog dance some more.

Now can we go? No, Howard you go ahead.

Now get your ass out here and help me. Bye Stan.

Now just do it like we rehearsed hon. I know I know.

Now none of you took that nasty marijuana did you? No dude! We never even saw it.

Now Phillip? Now Terrance

Now where did you leave him young man? Ah, how the hell should I know?

Now, what seems to be the problem? Oh, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball.

Nurse Gulemn is absolutely qualified to be... No, no, no. I'm not upset about her.

Nurse, I could use some help. Coming.

Of course, that's it. What?

Of course, you don't have to use it. No, we'll use it.

Oh alright. Alright we're 10 seconds to air guys.

Oh boy he's pissed of now! Go dude go!

Oh boy. Excuse me Mayor, but I just received some news that you might all be interested in.

Oh bummer. I'll take you.

Oh Celine Dion, you never finished that national anthem.

Oh dear. If the ball hits you, you're out. But if you catch the ball, he's out.

Oh dude here it comes! Packed full of ingredients, Cheesy Poofs can really

Oh god, what have we done? There there now, it's not your fault

Oh god, when is this gonna end? Your dad really screwed us Tweek

Oh good, your here. Oh my God! They revived Gorak!

Oh good. Who, where?

Oh goody you've got a fever! Goody? What do you mean goody?

Oh he's fine, dude. You think?

Oh hell I'm sorry too. Oh Phillip, I'm glad everything turned out for the better.

Oh hell. I don't know where he is.

Oh hello kids. Having fun? Get in the house! Alrighty then.

Oh hey Scott! Who the hell are you?

Oh hey, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Yeh, I want to get a circumsticion too.

Oh hi Wendy. What's up? Don't you guys still wanna play truth or dare?

Oh ho, Phillip, now you farted during the closing argument. I have, haven't I Terrance.

Oh I thought that note was for me. Oh maybe it was.

Oh it's little Eric. Hi Grandpa.

Oh look Police Chief Stevens has a new haircut. Get down ma!

Oh man I don't feel so good. Me neither, but I loved the planetarium.

Oh man this is boring. Yeah, who the heck finds this stuff interesting?

Oh man, I don't feel so good. Oh good, maybe you finally caught the chicken...

Oh man. Come on! Got it!

Oh man. Come on! Got it!

Oh mom for pete's sake! Got it!

Oh my god they killed Kenny! You bastards!

Oh my god they killed Kenny. You bastards.

Oh my God, it's Ugly Bob! What the hell are you doing here?

Oh my God, make it stop! Put it down you stupid dog!

Oh my god, our son ran away! Will he be ok out of the hospital?

Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!

Oh my God, they've killed Kenny. You bastards.

Oh my god! Kyle! What are you doing there honey?

Oh my god! They killed Kenny! You bastards!

Oh my god! They killed Kenny. You... bastards...

Oh my god! We've killed Kenny! We're bastards!

Oh my God!!! What is it Terrance? Did you fart?

Oh my goodness! It looks as if he's about to speak! Where... where am I?

Oh my what an ungrateful bitch. Yeh, the nerve of some people.

Oh nevermind. Well how's the reading coming along?

Oh no I must've caught it from Kenny last night. Oh gee, I guess you did.

Oh no, apparently he thinks he's Charlton Heston. No you idiot! He thinks he's Elvis!

Oh no, you don't, she's my bitch. Hey, who are you?

Oh not Tweek. We don't wanna be in a group with Tweek.

Oh Philip what a festive season. That's right Terrance this is a season for sharing.

Oh please yourself! Who tries to control the marrige?

Oh poo! Steve! Look out!

Oh Randy I just don't know what to do any more. What is it?

Oh Stanley, where are you? Stan?

Oh that's pretty cool. Hey where's Kenny?

Oh that's weak. And I go listen bitch, I don't need my mother giving me no curfew.

Oh wait wait wait. Pull harder. Alright.

Oh wait, I have another call Scott. Can you hang on? Sure.

Oh we invited some people over. Hope you don't mind. How many people?

Oh well let's try to make the best of it Mary. You're right, we're not being positive.

Oh yeah we sure were. Was it fun?

Oh yeah, that pissed it off alright! Does he always do this? Yeah.

Oh you boys are back again huh? Yeah, and we have 5000 dollars this time.

Oh you got me Terrance! Sure I do.

Oh you'll do fine son. C'mon boys, let's go!

Oh, and what's your name, little boy? Eric Cartman.

Oh, hello Ugly Bob. Hello Terrance, hello Phillip.

Oh, hey, it's Scott. Tell him he's a smelly bastard.

Oh, I'm sorry Scott, can you hold on a minute? Sure.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Oh, kick ass, I want to have a Bris. And so, uh, that's why alcohol is bad.

Oh, my God! They killed Kenny! You bastard!

Oh, my God! They've killed Kenny. You bastards!

Oh, my stomach hurts. Ya mine too. I wonder why?

Oh, no problem Aunt Flo. Do you not like your goldfish?

Oh, no problem Aunt Flo. Do you not like your goldfish?

Oh, now I see the resemblance. Well, enough of Iran, let's get home.

Oh, Phillip, it sounds like you have an idea. I do Terrance.

Oh, raspberries, looks like I'm losing a friend.

Oh, Terrance, what happened to us? We just grew apart, Celine Dion.

Oh, that is so juvenile. Hey Scott, do you like apples?

Oh, that sucks dude. Hey dudes. Man it's hella cold out here.

Oh, uh, I, I don't drink, mmkay? Trust me man, it'll make you feel better.

Oh, what now? It's the evil pets!

Oh! So I suppose that's out. How about a hat then? No, really I don't need...

Oh. That's that's pretty sweet. You dumbass Cartman!

Oh. Well anyway, here's a pencil and some paper. Hey, where're you going?

Ok Cartman, you ready? No...

Ok Clyde, we can go now! Bitchin'.

Ok we have to play truth or dare quick! Hey girls. What's up?

Ok, 5 dollars for 3 balls. How much do we have left Cartman?

Ok, let's go. Oh, I didn't think you were coming Stan.

Ok, let's shoot the commercial. Where's our cheesy poof talent? I'm over here!

Ok, ok, that's fine. Mmkay?

Ok, that's fine... No no. Don't speak. Just try and understand.

Ok, we're done. Dude, I don't think this is very sturdy.

Ok, what've you got? Some gefilte fish, some gafaga.

Ok. If it's ok, we're just gonna hang out here for a couple of days with you kids.

Okay Mr. Mackee, mmkay? Mmkay.

Okay, first one to die loses. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Let's see...

Ooh careful hon. These roads are bumpy. I guess so.

Ooh careful hon. These roads are bumpy. I guess so.

Ooh I see. Gods and clods. That's right,

Ooh, I have them somewhere else poopykins. Hooray!

Or the 1991 Denver Broncos? That is really starting to piss me off.

Or was it ? I didn't find out who my father was!

Or was it Mrs. Broflovski? Wait, he's breathing. He's not dead.

Our case? No man! That is way to much pressure.

Our focus is on safety Just tell us about the snake!

Our parents are trying to kill us or something. That bitch!

Ow! That hurts! Whoa dude! Cartman!

Papa. Say, she looks a lot more like Celine Dion than you Terrance.

Pass me some cocoa will you Ned? Certainly, and would you like another muffin as well?

Pass this up. Pass this up.

perform on TV. Very good Kyle.

Phase three profit. Oh I get it.

Phillip says 'hello' Scott. Just shut up and listen.

Phillip, I got good news and bad news. Give it to me straight Terrance.

Piece of crap! I hope you can forgive me too mom.

Planetarium sucks. Aw now what's wrong with the planetarium?

Planetarium... I'll give him a pain killer. That should calm him down.

Please I don't wanna go back with them. Stan, your mother and father are out there.

Please, forgive us, I'm terribly sorry Nurse Gollum. No, I'm quite secure with it.

Point them away from your eyes

Pretty good. The doctor says that maybe you can go home tomorrow.

Propositioning me? No

Reading sucks ass! Eric, shut up!

Ready Ike, kick the baby! Don't kick the baby.

Ready you guys? Ready! Ok, action.

Ready? No!

Really! Hey, there's a frozen guy down there! Help me chip some of the ice away.

Really? Sweet! How 'bout Steve?

Really? Yeah, I can't do anything until it's done.

Really? I wann be a cop! You boys will be my deputies.

Really? What about? Well, I dreamt that I was a poor vietnamese girl,

Remember that you can stay sober. I will Ms. Social Worker.

Remember, truth the first couple of times. Ok.

Richard! No I'm serious hon.

Right on. Cool.

Right! What?! What? Nothing.

Right. Doesn't anyone believe in tradition?

Roll the tape please Mr.Garrison. Oh no!

Sabrina unchained. Wow these books look cool!

Saddam, Terrance and Phillip are back in Canada. Oh, really?

Satan got it. Whoa! I don't take drugs and worship Satan! That's lying!

Say Terrance would you check my ass for abnormalities? Sure thing Phillip.

Say Terrance, let's look for treasure. Oh good idea Phillip, lets look for treasure!

Say Terrance, who's Sally? My daughter.

Scared? Of a plastic frog? It's acting Cartman.

Screw this show, I thought this was all real. Wait everybody, come back.

Screw you! Hey! Screw you!

See you next time eating the pudding. Yeah I think I'll write a little note for Roy.

Serves you right, you little brat. At least I'm not gonna die from it like you might!

Sh **. Where did everybody go?

Sharon! Ah! Aunt Flo, what are you doing up?

Sharon? Yes hon?

She does! She looks very pretty! Ok.

She made Jimbo tell everybody that I did drugs. What?

She what? It's some kind of parental conspiracy.

She's really touched. What I really wanna say is,

She's setting a new world record! Ming Li Ming Li! Ming Li!

Shelley, looks who's come to visit you? Your little brother Stan. Oh whoopee!

Shirley bonsier! What? Oh yong shantar yo mother.

Shut up, Pip. Yeah, shut up Pip. Can we go home now?

Shut up! Copy.

Shut your bitch ass mouth hoe! Bitch I'll kick yo ass!

Sick dude! Sorry!

Sick, dude! No no bobie, it's loads of fun. Try it!

Sick!!! Ahhhh! Fucking sickening! Wow, look at that ass! Shake it baby!

Since when do frogs talk Cartman? It's a Sri Lanka frog!

Sir there is just one problem. What's that?

Sir, can I help you? Uh, just give me 2 cheeseburgers and some jalepeno poppers.

Sir, could you step out of the car please? We're fine, officer.

Sir, will you take food stamps for 3 balls? Sure as long as they're good.

Sir? Step out of the car, please. What? Uh oh, is this a bust?

Slavery?! Yes slavery.

So Bob, so you just get in town? Yep, just got in.

So here we go. Okay.

So how far is it to Nebraska? About six hours.

So remember... I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs.

So what are we gonna say? Why don't we just read the paper we wrote last time?

So when are we gonna buy a pumpkin to carve? Let's use Kenny's squash.

So where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? Colorado State.

So you remarried? Yes, Laurie...

So, how do you feel? Oh, about the same.

So? So how can Mr. Hankey be here and at another mall at the same time?

So..um...so what have you been up to? N..nothing. Nothing really at all.

Somebody get pissed off and throw a chair and Ned here! Dibs!

Somebody stop it! It's out of control!

Someone who has a favor. Ten dollars I'll leg, five dollars a nut.

Sorry Cartman. We like Evil Cartman better. See ya. What?

Sorry hon. Mom,

Sorry Mr. Mackee, mmkay?

Sorry, it might be a while. Wake up, you son of a bitch!

Sounds like somebody declared shenanigans. Oh hell I have to run home and get my broom!

South Park on offense! Great job children! Just stay focused now.

South Park wins! We did it children! We did it! We're going to Washington DC!

Special delivery for Terrance. I'll take that.

Stan, are you paying attention? Yes, Mr.Garrison.

Stan, our son. Oh yes, where's Stan?

Stan: He was here. Cartman was just here. Who are you?

Stan! Some people have a weak stomach

Stan's behavior is having an adverse affect on my education. Shut up, Cartman.

Stanley are you passing notes to Kyle?!? No I just...

Stanley it's time to go! Go where?

Stanley Marsh, you come up here right now and read your note! Oh man!

Stanley, I... skylarkings? Mmkay.

Stanley, where the hell have you been? Damn it Stanley, you had us worried sick!

Stanley? Stan?

Stanley? What did you do to Roy? Roy's a dick!

Step out of the car please, sir. Wait a second, aren't you Stan's little friend?

Steve it is. Wait a minute! His name is Gorak!

Steve, you don't have to freeze yourself, look. What is that?

Steve! Gorak!

Steve! He's alive! Goodbye again! I'm off to Des Moines!

Steve! Steve! Look out! They're after you!

Steve! You! Where am I?

Stop it! We just want to be cautious and monitor her here.

Stop that. You see I get it now,

Stop the train! Hey, who are you?

Stupid. God damn their TV shows are lame.

Suki suki aight? Opers number 24, Jack McMack!

Summer sucks ass. Have you found Mr. Hat?

Sure sure sure, be my guest, knock your socks off! Thank you mayor.

Sure that's what gnomes do. Show us.

Sure they're real. They're even made in Canada. Really?

Sure. We'll punish you after the holidays. Hooray! I mean hey, what?

Sustained. Good people of the jury, my client Terrance...

Sweet dude, totally killer. That guy's totally tripping.

Sweet. And then she goes fine don't come home.

Sweet. What is it? It's inside.

Tackle box? Yeah! Tackle box.

Take places. Alright, lets go cows. Let's show em what we got!

Take that hippie! Jesus, Jesus.

Team B? Come in, Team B. This is Team B.

Tell him we won't shoot him. Oh ya.

Tell us, already! All right.

Ten M 80s, please. I'm sorry. Haven't you heard?

Terminated? Yes, that's what an abortion is.

Terrance, Terrance, you've saved Canada. Oh, it was all Phillips idea.

Terrance, you're giving up your ass for me? Just half my ass.

Terrific. We need two tickets for Teheran please.

Thank you. Next! What?!

Thanks a lot Frita! Don't mention it.

Thanks dude. My pleasure. Good night boys.

Thanks for watching. Dude, let's go look for crocodiles!

Thanks see you tomorrow. Bye bye.

That bull sucks, he's not even bucking or anything. Ooh this is sweet.

That does it! Shenanigans! Shenanigans!!! What are you doing?

That doesn't make a whole lot of sence, dude. Oh no? He who is blind cannot see.

That fart sounded like a ringing phone Terrance. It sure did, Phillip.

That fit in Cartman's cat's ass. That's it. Screw you guys.

That I did not need to know. I'm just saying.

That is correct. Good people of the jury, my client Terrance is an innocent man.

That outta take care of it. You want some more hot water?

That ride wasn't very good. Now mary you promised me we'd try to have a good time.

That son of a bitch ripped my parka! Catch anything?

That sounded like a gunshot

That sounds scary. Well, you must do it for Canada.

That was easy. Ladies and gentlemen let's hear a round of applause for the new

That was totally gross. She smelled like vitamins and pee. Sick dude.

That's a clue and you'll get your stinky DNA all over it. What does it say?

That's a haiku? No I'm asking why Eric Cartman isn't at school.

That's a hell of a storm. Weak.

That's better. Hold on, Cartman.

That's easy. Ok we got a player!

That's fine, we'll build our own clubhouse. Fine!

That's fine. No, it isn't it makes you very sad!

That's good. Who are your little friends? What do you mean!

That's how you decide who loses. That's not how I played.

That's it! You can do it! It is?

That's killed Kenny. You bastards!

That's killer. Yeah, well if you're not home before midnight

That's not cool! You guys are just hella jealous.

That's not it you idiot! Hey back off cunt!

That's odd. Sweeet!

That's right Mr.Garrison. American history... When's Mr.Hat coming back?

That's right. We would like to..

That's smelly. Wait a minute, Terrance, that fart gives me pause.

That's that. Thank you all for playing. Wait a minute.

That's totally weak. So I go, fine! I won't come home!

That's where I live now. O, right.

The answer is no, Stanley.

The bomb's not releasing! Oh no!

The chicken fucker struck again last night! Oh no!

The chickenpox will slowly move down his trachea into his lungs... Ok, well let's go look.

The cops are here! Howard! How did you get out son?

The end. Are there any questions?

The entire Vietcong army?? I ah, well ok, I migth've embelished the truth a little

The fat ass Olympics. I'm making the best of a bad situation.

The fat one. I'm/He's not fat I'm/He's big boned.

The father is someone in this room. This is the longest minute of my life.

The Gingerfication gun. Get to the stage.

The Gnomes. What?

The good news is you have a clean pail of health

The pond. Hey maybe that means Stark's Pond.

The power! Quickly, get the scanner running again.

The press is here. My name is Sid Greenfield.

The train! We've got to stop it!

Then after a few truths, you finally answer dare. Dare!

Then I will go with you Terrance. You are such a good friend Phillip.

Then who was it? Who shot Mephisto?

There they are! Time to go to work, work all night.

There you are Cartman. Nice costumes you guys.

There you see we have a winnah! It worked!

There, what do you think? What the hell is that supposed to be?

They are going to cut off his fireman! It's ******* tradition, Booby.

They diserve for lying to us, dude. Revenge is so very very sweet.

They're coming for me! Come on!

They're screwing with the lights! Who is screwing with the lights?

They're so upset by this whole thing. My butt hurts.

They're surrendering! You under arrest.

They've gone from 6 people, to 12! Holy smokes! We could get an emmy!

This is all I can do for him. I have to know who my father is!

This is amazing. I can't believe how nice you are Chef. How do you mean?

This is bullcrap! Oh boy it's gettin late. I'm gonna have to leave this party.

This is happening way to fast. Oh geezes when are you gonna cut me some slack huh!?!

This is Nebraska? What's all that stuff?

This is Nebraska? What's all that stuff?

This is ridiculous! We want answers!

This is stupid. Good and action!

This is to much pressure. Great. Lot of help you are kid.

This is Uncle stinky... Nice to have you heyar.

This is very strange to me too. Exactly what do you remember?

This ride better be good. Yeah this line is way too long.

This sucks. That snake keeps growing.

This whole carnival is a ripoff!! You know, uh excuse me, but I agree.

Thought you could get away from us, huh Cartman. Please.

Time is running out you'll have to destroy us both. What!?

To me? I mean no, not to you. Forget it.

To not be Elvis will cause you great pain. Pain.

To say dare dumbass! Sheez! Hi guys!

To where? To the planetarium.

Truth or dare. Daaareeeh.

Uh boys, you better get your asses to work. What now?

Uh oh. So what are we supposed to do? I don't know.

Uh, bicycles? Ham?

Uh, clever? It's genious, it really is.

Uh, ehehe, mari ja uana's bad. What?

Uh, hi! Hi.

Uh, how's he doing nurse? He's stable. But I still can't get any information out of him.

Uh, hurray. So I guess you wanna do some campaigning.

Uh, I hate Americans, please let me kill them! No, no, you need to relax guy.

Uh, is this my house? Your key ain't gonna work Mackee. I changed the locks.

Uh, mar mari ja uana makes you feel depressed and low, mmkay?

Uh, ok ok, that's enough. Take that you asshole!

Uh, pretty good. Barbrady, we really need you to speed this up!

Uh, taking over any conversation's bad. What? You're one to talk!

Uh, Terrance, you farted in court. Yes Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense.

Uh, that's ok, just don't let it happen again.

Umm, dare? Dude! What?

Uncle Howard what are you doing here? We thought you were in jail.

Uncle Howard! Oh hey Eric. I didn't think anybody'd be down here.

Uncle Stinky can you take us to the mall? Not now Eric. Hold him where's the flag?

unfortunately that finalist is Eric Cartman. Yes! I'm the best!

Unless what? Unless we can prove to the world that the whole things is a sham.

Unless what? Unless we can prove to the world that the whole things is a sham.

Up next #14, Ming Li! 8 Dolla, 8dolla! You give me 8 dolla socia boy!

Van Gather... Van Gather? What the hell you doing on our bus?

VBut he's illiterate. What do you plan to do? Ahh.. plan? I don't actually...

Very interesting. Where am I? What?

Wait a minute! You guys DID make me ride that bull! No! Cartman, that was just a dream!

Wait a minute. This isn't a present. This is a shirt. Yes. I thought that would look really good on you.

Wait a sec, where is your producer? I sent her away.

Wait, Jimbo made that up? No. Your producer did!

Wait, what were you saying? Nothing, why?

Wait! Look! Is it him?

Wait. Where the hell is the short one? The short what?

Wake her up and we're both dead. Sorry, sorry...

Was he on the school bus this morning? No. Fatass Cartman... was...

Was it wearing clothes? Dude! Where's she gonna get fetus clothes?

Was the ice man here? He might've been, boy crocky.

Wasn't that just the funniest ? Tell me who my father is!

Watch my toes, dude! I got my ticket

We can do a report on the gnomes. What gnomes?

We could? Yes, Stan.

We did it Ned! We killed the entire Vietcong army! Whoopie.

We did it Phillip, we destroyed the Turks. Oh, glorious day.

We didn't say anything about bombs. Oh. You didn't? Hey, relax.

We don't wanna play dodgeball. It hurts.

We gave you guys herpes! What what what!? You did this?

We have problems! Well, what's the first problem?

We have to get him back. Well, can you do it? Sure I can!

We have to get our friend Steve... My friend Gorak...

We have to make the best of it. You're right, I'm sorry honey.

We have to say truth a couple of times before we say dare. Right? Right.

We know, we know, that's what everybody says. Right, but do you know why they're bad?

We need a lot more action from everybody. Like what?

We should ask Chef for help. Where is Chef?

We should use nails, dude. My mom won't let us.

We wanna help you make this project more lucrative. How would we do that?

We want you to give our parents herpes. Five dollars.

We won, dude. Hooray!

we'll kill a lotmore living things and make them bleed. MMgood night.

We'll let you know. Thank you.

We're bored. There's nothing to do.

We're going down to Happy Burger for some milkshakes. Milkshakes?

We're gonna have to try a mind melt, mmkay. A what?

We're here to take you back goody two shoes. Oh. I got a better idea.

We're his oral report. Ya. We have to stay up all night to write it.

We're looking for Cartman. The trail ended here. Where is he?

We're ready Bob! Any particular prize you're hoping for?

We're snowed in? Yes, we're trapped.

We're sorry. Well just be thankful we got you here in time.

We've gotta get him back dude! Totally!

We've gotta stop that train! Come back here, you.

We've never heard of them. Ooh. Gee I feel a lot better then.

Weak! So this is how America works.

Welcome to the planetarium. Well it's nice to see you finally got a real job Chef.

Well alright. Kenny my mom says you can go get carpeting in the living room now.

Well anyway, have a nice day. What that's it?

Well dude, how are we supposed to play it then? I didn't even think about that!

Well good luck, we've got our futures to think about. Ok, children, back in the bus.

Well here's Kenny's house. In the ghetto...

Well I know one thing for sure. What's that Eric?

Well I'm sorry! Sorry's not good enough! What are you gonna do about it?

Well ok, I suppose you were paying attention. Good guess dude!

Well phase three is profit. Get it? I don't get it.

Well sorry dude, we weren't here. Thank you mayor.

Well there you have it, case closed. Damn it Barbrady, what the hell's wrong with you?

Well there's been a report of a few missing people. Is that so?

Well Tom, Mary, you must be very excited. What was second prize again?

Well we can explain that to you easily. Yes, for a price. What?

Well whatever happened to him, happened at the planetarium. Ahh planetarium!

Well, better luck next year. You're right. Okay, let's try again.

Well, do you want your pants back? No. Just leave me with my dignity.

Well, goodnight you guys happy holidays. Shut up!

Well, goodnight you guys happy holidays. Shut up!

Well, I guess it's time old friend. Yes, prepare the alert.

Well, I... Hi guys.

Well, I'd like to sing you a song. Let's sing one together.

Well, now what are we gonna do? I don't know.

Well, that certainly would explain a lot. Like what?

Well, what do you think? Oh, i it's great.

Well, you sure seem happy about it. Alright, it's off to bed with you young man.

What about the prehistoric ice man? Oh yeah, there is that

What are you doing here? I'm here to bust out Steve!

What are you doing hon? Trying to get a cookie. We're building a clubhouse and then...

What are you doing man? We'll have to take em out Ned, at all costs.

What are you doing Scott? I'm wishing cancer upon you.

What are you doing, Gorak? I can't live in your time

What are you gonna do? Hit the bull in the balls with a snowball.

What are you guys doing? Oh hey Cartman. How are you feeling?

What are you guys doing? We're building a clubhouse.

What are you idiot's doing? We're looking for treasure.

What are you talking about, dude? When I heard that Officer Barbrady couldn't read,

What can I do for you? We want M 80s

What could have possessed you to be so stupid? I'm sorry Principal Victoria.

What did he say? He told us to f**k ourselves.

What did you say???? When is Mr.Hat coming back?

What do you mean? Did you guys ever see that one Brady Bunch where the guys...

What do you mean? Don't you boys know what a Bris is? They're going to circumcise him.

What do you mean? It's your fault that he's here.

What do you mean? Why are you calling him Ugly Bob?

What do you plan to do about the South Park riots? No reason for concern.

What do you say Shelly? Thank you, Aunt Flo.

What do you say Stanley? I don't know?

What do you think guys? It sucks just like all your other books.

What does he mean, "in denial"? He's being a dumb ass, like always.

What does that do? I dunno.

What dude? Dude I was having this horrible nightmare

What happened to them? Oh they just grew apart I guess.

What happened? Some kid must have said it wasn't the real Mr. Hankey again.

What if my parents go out of business? What'll I do? Don't worry about it.

What is it? It's him. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.

What is this? What's happening?? Welcome to my dominion!

What kind of lame excuse is that?! You gotta be kidding me!

What should we do with them? We should...

What the f**k is that? "The Stars and Stripes

What the fuck was that? Uh, let's watch the language people.

What the hell are you doing, fat boy?! Screw you, hippie!

What the hell are you talking about? An ice man, a man from the past.

What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? And now, let's hear from the woman of the week,

What the hell is going on here?! We came for our reward.

What the hell is going on? Tough love Mr. Mackee, we're taking you to rehab.

What the hell is he doing? I don't know!

What the hell is that?! It's all I could afford.

What the hell is this? We've lost the feed to I.A.

What the hell was that for? I wanted to make sure we're not dreaming.

What the hell was that? Perhaps you need some MORE FARTS!

What the hell? Well I'll be damned.

What the hell's goin' on, Cartman never hits us. Alright just stand there Cartman.

What time is it, Barbrady? It's almost midnight.

What was that? I heard it too. What ever it is, it's getting closer.

What were you born yesterday? Yeah now beat it you guys. This clubhouse is private.

What, what are you talking about?

What, what, what?!?! Dude, you shouldn't have told them that,

What? Are you Chef?

What? Ehh... chores. Do chores.

What? Fireworks are banned in Colorado.

What? I can never make it up to the families that I destroyed.

What? I had to stay home today because my mother wasn't feeling well.

What? I have to spend summer in school.

What? I'll leave you two alone to get aquented.

What? It was in the paper.

What? Stanley told me that you had passed on. I'm glad to see that you're better.

What? They want you to give a speech, Officer Barbrady.

What? Uhh, you're just like the government, man.

What? We shot all those videos and sent them in.

What? What's he saying? Is that English?

What? Yes, it's true.

What? You know, freshen up your breath.

What? You see I had a family once.

What? Don't you have dodgeball in France? Well no. And actually I'm not from France.

What? What did you say? Nothing. Now sir is there some kind of...

What? Why the hell would they do that?!?

What? Why? Because, we're divorced Stanley.

What? You can't! I'm here to bust out Gorak! His name is Steve!

What? You're hungry? Where am I?

What?! At five o'clock the best coffee wins.

What?! They're not having them at the lake.

What?! What? Nothing.

What?! What did you say?! Oh boy, he's done it now.

What?!? He was not really a Broflovski, he was Canadian,

What?!? Oh it was awful!

What?!? Noooooo!!!!!! I'm going to have a freak baby!

What?!? Why?!? Hey, don't worry about that

What?!?! If we get rid of them,

What. This is cool! No it's not cool! That's cool!

What'd he say? He said hi.

What'd you say Cartman? Hate you guys....

What're you doing? What do you mean what am I doing?

What's a discharge? Mr.Garrison, since haikus suck so much ass,

What's all the hoo hah? Officer Barbrady,

What's all this? Officer Barbrady, I would like to reinstate my previous shenanigans!

What's going on here? We've got a critical situation ma'am.

What's going on? There's a bunch of policemen chasing after us.

What's happening here Terrance? We're doing and anal transplant, it's our only hope.

What's it say? It says...

What's ooki mouth? First you let Kenny spit in your mouth.

What's sky larkings? You know like, Tom Fooleries.

What's so funny? Nothing, relax buddy.

What's that other A word? Adoption?

What's that? Dare you enter the chamber of farts?

What's that? Oh boy, here we go again.

What's that? She has a dead fetus attached to her head.

What's the matter Eric, you no prepared again? I'm prepared!

What's the trouble, where's the body?

What's this word? I.

What's your mom doing here dude? YOUNG MAN I HAVE HAD IT.

Whatever, dude. My mom says I could be in the Olympics.

Whatsa matter Kyle? It's just wrong that's all!

When does it run out?! November. Of next year.

When does that thing die out? Die out?

When you're uh unemployed, weekends are meaningless. Right, right right.

Where am I? You're at the hospital, Mr. Mephisto.

Where are we? I have no idea.

Where have you been Cartman? Well I might have been over at the Cheesy Poof call back,

Where is the little rug rat? Right over here.

Where is the Ninendo? We don't have a Nintendo.

Where the hell is our firework? It'll be here any second.

Where? I know I have the address written down somewhere. Let me look.

Where? That's right. Just in time for Cow Days,

Where's Cartman? Swimming lessons.

Where's Stan? Stan?

Where's the ice man? He has to be around here somewhere!

Where's the next train going? Lincoln, Nebraska. Train leaves in five minutes.

Where've you been, dude? Dude, my mom's having her monthly visitor.

Which one is the good Cartman? I am.

Who are you? I produce a little TV show called Jesus and Pals, you might've heard of it.

Who knew? I always thought he was a complete idiot. He is.

Who wants to go first? I will!

Who was that? Oh just some dong. What can I get for you?

Who, Karla Weathers, or the chicken? The perpetrator left this clue at the crime scene.

Who? Oh your parents are here.

Who's my father? We have to get him to the hospital.

Who's next to take a shower? Me, I am.

Who's that? That's TV's Eric Roberts.

Who's the doner? I am Phillip. I am.

Whoa dude! Sweet!

Whoa dude! You look good Howard.

Whoa dude. What's going on? I don't know.

Whoa Stan you don't look so good. I haven't been sleeping so well.

Whoa, she doesn't have arms. We're an equal opportunity employer.

Whoopee! This is killer! With no cops around, we can do whatever we want!

Why did they search us? That marihuana never even made it to us. I wonder who took it.

Why do you keep saying hella fat ass? Cause I'm hella cool that's why.

Why don't we make it 3 o'clock?! Dude, Terrence and Phillip's on at 3?

Why Mr. Freely? I'm not rentin' to you anymore.

Why Van Gelder? The machine is...ahh...

Why would you want to do that? Well I'm checking everyone's back yard.

Why you little piece of crap. You big piece of crap!

Why? Because dumbass, we can make em do gross stuff and make them cry.

Why? My pet goldfish killed another random person last night.

Why? This game is fixed. The balls are bigger than Jennifer Love Hewit's mouth!

Why? Uh, I'm just a little busy right now.

Why? Why?

Why? So I could be sitting in the hospital waiting to die like Stan! Now Kyle, come here.

Will my daughter be ok? She'll be fine.

Winter's back! Wow. It's a black blizzard

With the log ride? Yep. Man I was it Tet.

Wonderful! Now you did say she has a fetus, on her head?

Wonderful! Spectacular!

Would you like a monkey claw Phillip? Yes please.

Would you like some? You know I never turn down Kroff Dinner, Phillip.

Would you like to see the stars officer? NO! That would be super dooper!

Wow cool! We can't let the rest of the family know I'm here.

Wow dude. Oh, hi boys, how are you today?

Wow that sucks dude. They really have my balls in a salad shooter.

Wow, Barbrady sure is acting weird. Yeah, I wonder what's wrong?

Wow, I guess reading really does suck ass.

Wow, Scott really hates us Phillip. Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.

Wow, she's really pissed. I'm glad I'm not you right now kid

Wow! Come on Kyle, we've got work to do! We do?

Wow! Do we get more money? No, but I do.

Wow. How's that gonna help?

Wow. We have to go, dude. Dude I thought Mr. Hankey lived in the sewer.

Wrong, she's been taken hostage and is now being held prisoner. What?!?

Ya dude. Dammit! Just like all the other returns.

Ya he called me a pussy. I'm not a pussy you're a pussy! You're a pussy, pussy.

Ya right. Well what does your family do for the holidays, Stan?

Ya. Or, we could not. Let's sing that one grandma song, ma. How does that go?

Yay my children, I am the way and the light. You've seen Jesus and pals,

Yay! Summer!

Yeah and then we're going to the movies! See ya, son!

Yeah dude how'd you know? How do you think I met your mother?

Yeah dude, but I got in the finals for tomorrow! Goodbye children, thanks for visiting.

Yeah then she told us to throw a chair at Ned.

Yeah, and I think I figured out why. Why?

Yeah, I feel great. Are you sure you stayed over at Kenny's house?

Yeah, I mean, sure whatever. Then come on.

Yeah, isn't that great Stanley? Wow cool!

Yeah, kind of. Dude! You're not supposed to say that!

Yeah, like a kid with a wallet. Reward? What reward?

Yeah, pretty sure. Well just as soon as I handle all the other crime in South Park,

Yeah, TV's and beer. Actually I was referring more to the persuit of truth,

Yeah, whatever you old dried up fat hog. What did you say??

Yeah, why DO we wanna go again so soon? I dunno. I just have this sudden urge to go back.

Yeah, your fat ass isn't on the sled. Whatever.

Yep, it looks like you've got chickenpox alright. Chickenpox?

Yes it is. We'll put it on the air immediately. What do you think hon?

Yes Kyle. What the hell does that have to do with American history?

Yes Mr.Garrison? Yes, uh where the fuck did you hear this ridiculous load of bullshit?

Yes now watch that ass in prison son. I always do. See ya, thanks for all your help.

Yes Stanley? That's ok with us.

Yes what is it? I need to go poopies.

Yes your comments. Montel, I think we're forgetting something

Yes, little boy? How long is that Cheesy Poof van gonna be outside?

Yes, officer? I caught you at 40 miles an hour back there.

Yes, Stan. Why do dogs have cold noses?

Yes, that's what I mean. Adoption. That's pretty different.

Yes, yes please! Me too I wanna do it!

Yes, you mean Saddam Smelly. We saw him on the telly.

Yes, you over there. I think she needs to kick him to the curb baby.

Yes. Oh, well it's about friggin time you showed up!

Yes. This way please, enjoy your visit.

You are such a dick Scott. You're a dick.

You barfed into the incision! Sweet!

You bastards! Mephisto's been shot!

You bet we do. Us gnomes are geniuses at corporations.

You better be right, dude. I'm right!

You boys win the Halloween chocolate ball. Oh no.

You can do it Fonzie! We believe in you Fonz!

You can help us save lives. No way, dude!

You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. Let's keep him on the top pile. Next!

You can say that again, Mr. Garrison. Perfect! You got it.

You can't be standing their Cartman. Why the hell not?

You certainly made it here quickly. We're desperate for stories.

You could? Sure, I just need a favor.

You did!? Yes, It's all about corporate takeovers.

You didn't find him. I found him. What are you talking about dude?

You don't? But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people.

You get away from me, you crazy woman! Oh boy.

You gotta be kidding me. That's five tickets thank you very much.

You gotta try and stay on for 10 seconds ok, Cartman? I'll try, 10 seconds is a long time.

You guys are hella stupid. I knew you would fall for that. Oh no, dude.

You guys aren't being very nice to my creature. He's my creature!

You guys I found the pet store. C'mon let's go.

You guys! How about we say corporates should be stopped.

You have to get back to the hospital for a shot! I don't wanna go back there!

You have to know somthin'. Mrs. McCormick, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

You have to learn to read faster Barbrady!

You just said the C word! Did I?

You know. Underpants?

You lied to me mother. You said it was the real Mr. Hankey. Well yes but...

You mean I'm fired? Well I guess that's the grown up way to put it, yes.

You mean Stanley's missing? No no, he's not missing.

You mean we are to blame? That's right, and now you must make amends.

You really should know better, Stanley. You need to shape up, mister.

You see when Nebraska first became... We don't care mom.

You see? Nothing dude, just a bunch of stars. Yeah, I guess so.

You seem tired Stan. I haven't been sleeping well.

You seem to be taking over Canada. Taking over Canada? Me?

You sent in those videos?!?!? Oh this is not good.

You snapped at me! Whatever.

You suck Cartman. I'd like to see you do better.

You think he can ride the bull? Yeah I think so. Cool!

You told me your name was Handsome Bob. Look at him Celine Dion.

You tricked us Cartman. That's right I did.

You want to go to Nebraska, Ike? Noo.

You were in Nam? Where were you statione? MMDenang.

You will? Wow, why'd you get so cool all of a sudden?

You! I'll call you back Dr.Shwartz.

You! What bubala, what is it?

You're a dick! You're a dick!

You're a dick. You're a dick.

You're a dick. You're a dick.

You're a journalist, right? Yes, I'm a television critic for magazines.

You're going back to prison to rot Manson. Good. I deserve it.

You're hungry? What's going on?

You're like school in summertime. School in summertime?

You're looking well. And you.

You're swimming in first grader pee. I am not swimming in pee!

You've been drinking. That's right, I'm a little drunk.

You've got to be kidding me! Come on, children

Your heart? Your eyes?

Your husband. Husband? You're not my husband.

Your little brother's having a party? Why, is it his birthday? No, it's his Bris.

Your mother's made gahagafaka. What the hell is gafagafaka?

Your turn Bebe. Ok Stan. Truth or dare?

Ahh dude! Who the hell are you? My name is...

And then, they'll ask truth or dare. And I say, dare!

And yet somehow he managed to survive.

Are you guys having a meeting or something?

So you fucked a bunch of chickens? Yes! Yes exactly! Don't you see?

What the hell is a Bris? I don't know, but there's going to be lots of food, and a band.

Yes, apparently he does.

...a shooter is loose in Colorado, and the residents are up in arms!

...a very special little boy. I have no idea what his name is.

...about the snake we can't put out.

...all domestic sales, and sole ownership of any and all publishing.

...and "Stinky Britches" by our artist, Alanis Morissette.

...and Bingo was his naaamme o.

...And Bingo was his name o. Once a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name o.

...and blow your balls all over your pants.

...and his heroic work on the chicken fucking case.

...and his mama cries...

...and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense?

...and Mephisto is doing fine.

...and not ever light any giant snakes in the near future.

...and she got a woman pregnant at the Drunken Barn Dance.

...and that the last day involves pranks...

...and, as was anticipated, he did use the Chewbacca defense.

...as he chokes for breath, the pox will move through his inner ear into his brain

...await the lighting of the largest snake in history.

...Bernie Taupin who's workin' at Moth Burger right now. I'll give him a call.

...but Chewbacca LIVES on the planet Endor.

...but I don't feel like I can raise a child in this screwy world

...but nothing seems to work.

...but she is sick.

...but she is sick.

...but this is going too far.

...come back like nothing happened? Oh, don't look at me like that, Mr. Hat.

...come back like nothing happened? Oh, don't look at me like that, Mr. Hat.

...conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No!

...falling well short of our $2 million goal illustrated here.

...gather to find out which one fathered this boy.

...hangin' out with bands, goin' to lavish parties, lovin' many, many women.

...I have one, final, thing I want you to consider.

...I think I'll get in the bathtub and then curl up with a good book.

...I wrote several years ago.

...I'm still gonna stick with you.

...in hopes your calls can help solve the case

...including but not limited to Asian territories, with a 20% commission from...

...is no more a murderer than you or me.

...it would be much simpler, but much less magical.

...Johnny Cochran myself, and sue you!

...Johnny Cochran's heart grew three sizes that day.

...love cheesy poofs, if we didn't eat cheesy poofs we'd be lame.

...means that she is his father...

...Mr. Twig's assailant red handed! Now, go arrest 'im!

...Mrs. Cartman.

...near enough money to pay Cochran's legal fees. Ha ha I win!

...no matter how much we sucked. I love that man.

...NOT gonna use it to pay you back! I'm goin' to use it to hire...

...people are looking to the mayor of South Park for answers.

...people from all over Colorado are flocking to South Park.

...put on Chef Aid. And most of all, I want to thank the children.

...put on the other slice of bread and garnish.

...said you were who I had to talk to about changing the law.

...she was a he?

...should reach the outer core of the generator.

...so you act out your gay persona with a homosexual puppet.

...that spew out a little snake of black ash.

...that's why I think abortion laws should be changed.

...the version of my client's song recorded over twenty years ago.

...these people are completely f**ked.

...to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago.

...to not air the cliffhanger payoff, but air something irrelevant.

...to pay my legal fees. Yeah, take that water cooler, too.

...told us in the early days, to keep trying and to keep pursuing our dreams,

...trial of the...day, Johnny Cochran has appeared to defend Capitalist Records.

...triggered to fire at the same time.

...until Mr

...we aired the episode you're about to see.

...when Dr. Mephisto was gunned down in his laboratory.

...when summer comes to South Park and the snow melts.

...whether or not to reverse the decision for my client, Chef.

...whoring yourself to all the women. How much did you make?

...will ever hurt you again, ever.

...with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE!

...your name credited on the song, "Stinky Britches"?

..and right over here we see the constillation orion. Orion's belt is made up of three stars.

'Kay.

"a big scary monster will eat you if you step off the bus"

"Ay! You stupid son of a bitch, you d . I b . I'ma I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!"

"Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week".

"Current events in South Park".

"Dr. O'Dwyer, time to have your head smashed in, with my new hammer."

"Glory to the newborn king

"Go fudge yourself. " All my all natural,

"Hey yous, yous guys, shut up yous!"

"I don't really give a flying fudge. "

"I just went and fudged yo mama!"

"I like girls with big ol' titties, I like girls with big vaginas."

"keep quiet or I'll kill the bunny" technique. Now it's time to get help.

"Oh let's forget about lawyers, and exits, and studios,

"Sorry I had sex with the chicken. I won't do it again, bye bye."

"Washed up actress from a citcom and the comedy of Ms. Crabtree.

"Would you like some sauerkraut German boy, German boy?"

"Would you like some sauerkraut German boy, German boy?"

"Yes I'd like some sauerkraut. Boy, I'm hungry!"

"Yes I'd like some sauerkraut."

(All right dude, let me go now)