Broad City (2014) - Season 4 Edit

A big one.

A bottle of cough syrup last week.

A janitor at the gym.

A little bit, ahem, safer.

Abbi Abrams, Anthro gal.

Abbi, we need to be honest with each other.

Abbi, you know what?

Abbi, you look great.

Abbi, you're a fucking liar.

Abbi!

Abbi!

Abbi...

Abbi's mom, I'd like to...

Abbi's mom, who is played by Perry Gilpin,

Abs?

Absolutely. Follow me.

Absolutely. Follow me.

Ah, bon soir.

All about fun and games and treats and toys.

All Dunkaroos are expired.

All right, all right.

All right, I smoke... I smoke a lot.

All right, strong core, nice.

All right, we're gonna finish up with some bungee flies

All right! Rock star.

All right. Thanks, Ilana.

All the things I still wanna do.

Also, okay, so I had a couple free hours last night,

Always celebrating cultural, fluid exchanges.

And also containing him into like the manager

And fall.

And fall. The end of summer too.

And finding out just that he like knows the show

And for the blonde pixie spirit, a pork belly hand roll to start.

And having so much fun spending it on myself.

And help you fill out all your paperwork.

And I can already tell, you don't have it.

And I could've just learned to use concealer.

And I just did little designs 'cause I wanted you to see

And I want her to think she's the only person getting a gift today.

And I was just trying to prove that she was here

And I would really love to have one, like,

And I'll be right back, okay? BRB.

And I'm getting really good at it.

And I'm just... numb.

And I'm supplementing anyway with my SAD lamp, happy lamp!

And if we ever have any other female friends...

And if we're being honest, it's more like making like.

And Ilana's heightening of the sad lamp.

And it is working like a charm.

And just because Sex & the City filmed here 25 years ago one time,

And liked it.

And machismo to measure.

And made yourself a little breast egg 'cause who knows if we'll bounce back.

And make it funny and make it active.

And one last thing.

And really, really, I'm not a bitch.

And rehab.

And remember, you are a strong queen.

And so tonight she wants to have, like, a fun night, like, a really fun night.

And that, my friend, is how you 'belt it.

And that's what was gonna happen to her today.

And that's why, actually, I was taking the secret pics of Shania.

And then I realized that they were expired.

And then it would be true or something, I don't know.

And then we're gonna do frozen hot chocolate.

And then, he's ragging on me about my balance?

And what about the cat food?

And what if we promised to learn how to pray?

And when you turn into a Conneti cunt muffin,

And whoever makes the least amount of tips,

And you wanna bring 'em here? No, no, no. Fuck you.

And you will never guess what it is...

And you will never guess who is training here today.

And your glutes, so just...

And your most egregious lie was Shania, 'cause that was to me.

And, like, uh...

And?

And...

Announcer: Stay tuned after the episode for a behind the scenes

Anthro.

Any Dunkaroos you see are literally from the '90s.

Any questions?

Anything other than my hand?

Anyway, I would go to Soulstice, but I can't.

Anyway... who's this lovely creature?

Are you eating a baked potato?

Are you for real?

Are you guys high on weed?

Are you kidding me right now! Stop it!

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding?

As her own personal hussy hut.

As in she who makes the most tips

As is my general karma.

Ass of an angel.

At a country fair.

At ease, Maria.

At least I'm proactive about my finances.

At this restaurant she's working at.

Aw! (LAUGHING)

Aww... Well, then, cool...dude.

Baby's got a brand new bag.

Back, baby, I'm back!

Bada boom, Marcel.

Bangs growing out are witchy?

Basically, Sunil is your go to guy for any security questions you have.

Bazinga.

Be gone. Get your shit.

Because Brenda was using Sushi Mambeaux

Because he wants to be me so bad.

Because, Lisa, I had a plan of attack, and I climbed that corporate ladder.

Bed bugs don't discriminate.

Being a dog dad is different. It's a lot of responsibility.

Being measured for our weight in bacon

Bevers, Jesus!

Bevers! No! What?

Billy Joel's go to Dave and Busters okay?

Bonjour, listen up, hunties.

Both sets should be finished by the time Amanda's out of the spa weekend.

BOTH: Okay.

Breathe in deep.

Brenda was running a prostitution ring out of Sushi Mambeaux after hours.

Brenda, I'm so sorry!

Brenda, oh, my God, I'm so sorry!

But before I knew it, you quit 'cause you "won Powerball."

But I didn't wanna worry you.

But I don't think we need to do anything too... crazy.

But I gotta warn you, she has a naturally gorgeous body,

But I helped my parents study for their citizenship.

But I started at the company as a cleaner.

But I took the liberty of doing some sketches

But I was talking about Mike and I.

But it also is so him.

But listen, you lied to quit Soulstice, you lied to get out of work today,

But now that I am old money, I gotta start giving it away.

But please pick up some tomorrow.

But thank you.

But the purpose it served, you know,

But they're telling me you don't work here anymore, yo.

But this depression shit, that's next level bitchy,

But this depression shit.

But this is not Billy Joel's go to Dave and Buster's, okay?

But this time...

But to put Ru in the Broad City world,

But tonight, it's winner takes all

But, like, it really scared the shit out of me.

But, like, it's, like, 40 minutes tops to the Founding Fathers.

But, Trey, I texted you a bunch of times and you didn't respond,

But, um, hand wash it only.

But, you know, I get it.

Bye, Abbi.

Bye, guys. Taxi!

Bye, Marcel.

Bye, Trey

Can I interest anybody in a cognake?

Can I please speak to the manager?

Can we stop?

Can you afford that bag?

Can you do me a huge, huge favor and go pick it up for me?

Can you just look for a package for Abbi?

Can you show me the dimensions of your armoire?

Canadian queen of country pop, Shania Twain, dude!

Charlie Rose.

Child, I hope you put your cash in the bank

Clogs, long nails.

Closure.

Collated the logos for your 3:00 p.m.

Come on, Lincoln, my family's turned me away.

Come on, Marcel, please!

Come on, uh!

Coming in and out of the dog's life,

Con drag ulations.

Congratulations. You trained Shania.

Cool.

Cool.

Could we do that?

Crackin' that bell, right?

Cut the cheese, shit!

Dara, hey. (CLEARS THROAT)

Dat.

Dega?

Did we get it?

Did you finish it?

Did you get her moccasins back from the cobbler?

Did you two take the bridge or the tunnel to get here today?

Do not bring up Top Gun right now.

Do something really weird.

Do we have the best luck or what?

Do what you gotta do.

Do whatever you gotta do.

Do you think that I should keep my bangs growing out long

Does everybody know?

Doesn't mean that I need this,

Doing bodily harm...

Don't fuck it up.

Don't go in there! Don't!

Don't touch me!

Dopamine flowing! Yes!

Drake texts her.

Drama in the alley.

Dude, I don't think I've ever heard

Dude, is this as bright as it was before?

Dude, we are like Jerry Seinfeld right now.

Dude, you cannot keep lying about this Shania shit.

Dude, you know what? You were right.

Dude, your tinfoil is broke!

Dude.

Emergency, dude.

Even though I know that they are carriers.

Even though the bag was taken...

Every winter, all winter.

Everyone else has turned me away.

Everyone is gonna see how freakin' hot you are today

Ew!

Ex squeeze me?

Except not.

Exclusive footage of how our show Broad City is made.

Fine by me!

Fine by me!

Fine, I'm in.

First thing.

Five one and a half.

For a couple years.

Forearm's good.

Four and three and two and one

Friend!

Friend!

Fuck, I'm good.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fully.

Fun fact, there was actually a coffee shop inside.

Furry little bear.

Get in there

Get out of here. Go!

Get out of the way!

Get some blood flowing.

Get stuff so crazy, that was a lot.

Get to be part of the conversation, you know?

Gets all the damn tips.

Go get 'em, tiger. I'm gonna go be Santa

God, I would not wanna (bleep) him.

God, maybe I could've fucked less people before I got back together with Lincoln.

God, that's f...

God.

Gonna be extremely impressed.

Good bye, Abbi.

Good night, Dad.

Got one?

Gotcha. Wow, I'm showing

Great, you look... It looks great, Shania.

Great.

Great. Ah..

Great. Keep those hips back. Nice.

Ha ha!

Ha! He called me a slut! Yes!

Hang on, dude, here we go!

Hard liquor s...

Have you been using protection?

Have you guys ever fallen asleep here and just spent the night?

He has herpes.

He plays Marcel, who is Ilana's new boss

He'll be fine.

He's been here the whole time

Hello.

Hey, Dara.

Hey, guys, get your shit together.

Hey, hey, hey. Bodine. Bodine, hey!

Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on over here?

Hey, I have full on bed bugs. Can I come over?

Hey, I think you have bad service, 'cause it just...

Hey, um...

Hi... Shania Twain.

Himmelz!

Himmelz?

Hm.

Hm.

Hmm.

Holy shit.

Hop on the mat there, and I'll just stretch you out.

Hot dog! Ah!

How dare you?

How long was the dog in the box?

How many dumps have I taken at Barnes and Noble?

How many men have you slept with?

How many times can you...

How's it going?

However, I can guarantee that I can't.

I also served at the Golden Heirloom, a home for the elderly.

I always sit on the wooden benches in the subway platform

I am so glad that it came in our lives for such a brief...

I blew you, dude!

I call him Mini Me,

I call him Valtrex.

I can smell that there's chemistry between you guys.

I can't believe I'm about to say this but...

I can't believe I'm saying this, but okay, you can train her with me.

I can't get the juice.

I can't go back there.

I can't guarantee that I can get 'em out.

I canceled it 'cause it was costing me, like,

I could be your Goose.

I did.

I didn't even have to be mean. I made $800.

I didn't know that the kitty litter could be organic as well.

I didn't win Powerball.

I do really have a good feeling about this.

I don't care about... He's rich, his family's rich

I don't know if I wanna, like...

I don't know what kind of strong island honky's

I don't like what the new girl's done with this space.

I don't think anyone knows.

I don't usually have a gun pointed at me, bitch.

I don't work with family.

I don't, like, need need this. This is just for, like, extra cash.

I don't... have no idea what people do these days.

I feel like I spent two hours this morning recycling bottles and cans for $4.15.

I feel like it's good to start.

I feel like she's gonna know that you made it.

I feel like that's good.

I forgot how to do that.

I guess I could make up a lie and get out of work.

I guess this is our lives now. We have bed bugs.

I had a lump in my breast.

I have a gift for my little Guatemalan coffee bean,

I have a license to carry this.

I have an interview about the waitressing job.

I have been lying about training Shania Twain for, like, years.

I have never done that.

I have that interview, finally, that Jaime hooked me up with.

I have... Bed bugs.

I haven't said that since, like, 1997.

I haven't slept with anybody for two months.

I honestly don't give a shit.

I hope you mean go to therapy, 'cause this lie is getting tragic.

I hope you never get better.

I hope you never get better.

I just found out my parents are getting divorced.

I just love the way the wood feels.

I just realized it's a driveway.

I just think seeing it from this angle might be,

I just wanna ask you a question.

I just wanna smush you and eat you up!

I just wasn't ready to talk yet.

I just wish I would've (bleep) up a little more.

I just... Honestly, I want to go home and watch Friends.

I kissed a bisexual man with tongue.

I knew Top Gun would work.

I know it like the back of, like...

I know it now. It was just, like,

I know that's your go to, but it's actually on your back.

I know, I didn't ever think my mom was hot?!

I know, I have a timeless classic for you.

I know.

I like to keep it light and fun with my mom.

I love her.

I love her.

I love that the bag was stolen!

I may be a dumb, white bitch, but I'm not that dumb.

I mean sex.

I mean, he had a gun.

I mean, I guess this makes me a real New Yorker now.

I mean, it's not really something you can ask for.

I mean, just let me take one pic.

I mean, not even a finger.

I mean, she's kind of conservative.

I mean, this is such a great place to work.

I mean, who knows?

I mean, you're not the relationship type, right?

I meant literally burn it.

I meant me. I need to be honest with you.

I need to be honest now. Let me...

I need to go back to med school.

I never went to a play at night.

I often see things other people don't.

I once saw these suckers take out the Metropolitan Opera House.

I owe so much money to so many bad people.

I owe you one. I'll see you later.

I seriously believe in you, Abbi. And you have to dress for success.

I seriously believe in you, Abbi. And you have to dress for success.

I should just up my medication in the winter.

I think I need to take an emergency therapy session today.

I think so, air quotes are pretty big now.

I think the character is more stern than Ru actually is.

I think we do know, Abbi.

I think we found your nickname.

I turned a shitty job

I wanna wear clothes meant for black women.

I was just checking out... Uh, the chair, making sure the height was right.

I was thinking maybe we could split an app

I wasn't on top of it, and I just... don't care.

I went too far.

I wish I would've (bleeped) a little more.

I would birdfeed them tapioca.

I would just love to return this product please.

I... I have to quit.

I'II... I'll just wipe it clean.

I'll be back in a little bit.

I'll figure it out.

I'll give you really rigorous head...

I'll just do one more on our way back in.

I'll move and it'll really break your dick off.

I'll need two weeks because I have to relocate.

I'll take it.

I'm a dad now.

I'm doing it my way.

I'm feeling really depressed from the winter,

I'm getting you 17 spicy escargot wontons, stat.

I'm glad you think so, tiny tits. (laughs)

I'm going back in.

I'm going to a party at Andy Cohen's place.

I'm gonna go wherever I can be the best father

I'm gonna hit the smoothie bar.

I'm gonna light it, and you're gonna take a gasp

I'm gonna prove it to you.

I'm in so much trouble

I'm just gonna... gonna do it.

I'm kind of digging it.

I'm like, "You're mugging me, bitch."

I'm looking for a package.

I'm not feeling it!

I'm off to bring the leftover food

I'm pot!

I'm pot.

I'm putting you in section eight tonight.

I'm really feeling like honesty is the best policy.

I'm really sorry I'm late.

I'm really struggling to be mean. This just isn't me.

I'm so proud of you, living as an artist

I'm so sorry, we do not accept Medicaid.

I'm sorry.

I'm such a Chandler.

I'm upgrading you..

I'm, I'm sorry, Marcel.

I'm, like, is this what being an adult is

I've been going through a dry spell ever since I cut off my peepee.

I've been looking for something like this.

I've been watching RuPaul on TV for my entire life,

I've got a package here for Abbi Abrams at "Soul stice,"

I've never gone without underwear.

I've never had a pineapple barbecue

I've never, um, had a martini

I've slept with three.

If I had cancer, I would let you know.

If I need it, we have it.

If it was just my hand.

If you do it, I'll do the climber.

If you ever have to,

If you feel a six figure salary isn't enough to support a tiny dog...

If you feel a six figure salary isn't enough to support a tiny dog...

If you wanna get a little buzzy.

Ilana, it's me. Um...

Ilana, was it more than my rent?

ILANA: Oh, God!

Ilana.

In her breast, and she didn't tell me about it.

In here!

In one of the most prestigious chiropractor's offices in the Village.

In your perfect apartment in the big city.

Including you, okay?

Incredible genes, so she does not like to work out.

Independent woman.

Into a "fitty" job.

Is hers new?

Is it good?

Is the 26th Amendment because then I'll actually

Is there any way that you could ship it to my new address?

Is this, like, a new team look or something?

Is to be a Kween of Mean.

Isn't enough of the world of Broad City for me.

It felt so right, it felt like

It has a subtle balance of foie gras and seaweed.

It has alcohol in it.

It is a real challenge.

It is like a behind the curtain look at Broad City.

It is like a different character for him too

It just tastes better.

It must have been shipped to my default address.

It seems a little big.

It stands for "Seasonal Affective Disorder,"

It was just such a crazy like American honor

It was really hard to write about depression

It's a mystery.

It's a skill of anticipation.

It's a very big deal.

It's about the bag.

It's actually an amazing story.

It's fine now, it's fine.

It's getting weird.

It's illegal not to burn infested cash.

It's just like a friend thing.

It's just not doing it for me, man.

It's not a big deal.

It's our signature cocktail.

It's really popular among your demographic.

It's so funny for you to call me a dude.

It's surprisingly not soul crushing.

It's that sadness.

It's that time of year.

It's the foundation of any long term relationship, you know?

It's working, dude, it's working.

It's your standard penile fracture. We may have to operate.

It's, like, uh, pigs eating slop out of a trough

J K, Miss Thing.

Jaime, what're you saying?

Jaime? Jaime?

Jaime...

Jeez!

Jesus (bleep) Christ.

Jesus.

Joanne, until next time.

Joanne?

Joanne?

Joanne? I'm Matthew.

Juicing up, uh, unh, ah!

Just 'cause I don't call my mom

Just be right back on.

Just let me do this, please.

Just, like, dude.

Keep 'em growing out, more witchy.

Killing a dog,

Kind of digging it, my dick is a little bit hard.

Last week, I penetrated myself with a bottle of cough syrup.

Let me get back to you. Let me get back to you.

Let me...

Let's do another one.

Let's do shots.

Let's just say they eat Sushi Mambeaux caviar in Michelin!

Liberty! Ding dong...

Life is trash.

Like Dad asked you to get back together.

Like he's in a black hole.

Like one of those allergy commercials.

Like the back of my hand.

Like, anyone can be a dude.

Like, anyone can be a dude.

Like, maybe, like small stuff.

Like, really seriously, and we have a permit.

Like, stuff just tastes better, right?

Listen, I'm a maker of love songs, a chanteuse.

Listen, I'm sorry I can't help, Ilana.

Livin' in it.

Look at the making of Broad City.

Look at you, Joanne.

Look at yourself.

Look, I don't know what kind of Strong Island honkies

Look, why don't you go work in a Connecticut Muffin, honey.

Looks like you skipped the gold and went straight for the green.

Love that bag.

Man, I feel like a smoothie

MAN: Don't go in there!

MAN: Four and three and two and one, one

MAN: You're killing the innocent!

Marcel, no, it was an accident, obviously.

Marcel, seriously. Take my tips

Marcel, that's unbelievable, that is so sweet.

Marcel, um...

MARCEL: Don't expect anyone to learn your name.

Marcel!

Massouma texted me.

Massouma, I'm sorry that I did not know your name.

MASSOUMA: Bodegas save lives.

MASSOUMA: Get out of my bodega, motherfucker.

Matinees.

Maybe I just need to aim low.

Maybe you could've gotten the bag and the money.

Maybe you could've remembered my name.

Maybe you just increase your medication?

Me and my family, we take that responsibility

Mike? Mike.

Mind of mental health MacGyver!

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. It's working

Mmm, oh, God, what are you doing?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom, do you wanna get those?

Mom, you're gonna love that. You deserve the best.

Mom, you're high. (giggles)

Mom!

Mom! Mom! Oh, my God, Mom, stop it!

Most of the time I'm gonna be in the shower

Most popularly known from Frasier, her storyline

Motherfucker!

Move! Go!

Mwah

My "husband," Neil.

My daughter (bleep) 32 guys.

My dick is a little bit hard.

My foot.

My head feels like a balloon.

My little garbage pail girl!

My mother is Aisha Johnson.

My name is Ilana Wexler.

My train karma is at an all time low,

My whole life, 55 years.

Nah, I could have it destroyed or taken

Nailed it! Nailed it!

Naughty girls' night out with you.

Never forget it.

Nice and fast then.

Nice grip, Shania.

No disrespect, Lisa, but I probably knew about Anthropologie before you did.

No shade, most people have herpes.

No spots. Why would there be spots?

No, come on, it's not your fault.

No, I could've been more careful.

No, I didn't think so. Go to your fucking balance now.

No, I know why you're here.

No, I shouldn't have come in today, this was a mistake.

No, I shouldn't have come in today, this was a mistake.

No, I wouldn't recommend steroids for you yet

No, I... I accidentally sent a package to the front desk.

No, I... I hung up on you.

No, I'm having a rough time right now.

No, it's fine, it's okay.

No, it's not upsetting. It's good because it made me realize

No, me niether.

No, no, I said man.

No, no, no, I don't need to do that.

No, no, no, no, no, please don't do that, um...

No, okay.

No, you're right. Thank you.

No!

No! I was gonna say Bodine.

Not all Canadians are prudes, you know.

Not even an ESL guy.

Not really.

Now, you gotta get out of here because Abbi's coming,

O M G!

Of a restaurant,

Of antidepressants for two years.

Of clothing home that I own and, to be honest,

Of course you can come over. You're my best friend.

Of Dunkaroos' corporate history or whatever.

Of some potential window displays,

Oh, Abbi, I think that headlock really messed you up.

Oh, and here is my best and her mother

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Okay, we need to park.

Oh, gosh, everything looks so clean.

Oh, I'm not a doctor.

Oh, I'm so excited to be part of the team.

Oh, it's not, like, "sad".

Oh, jeez.

Oh, keep 'er coming.

Oh, let me guess. Were you born in 1 9 88?

Oh, like, now?

Oh, my God, here she is. Go, go, go, go, go! Hide your face!

Oh, my God, that is amazing.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I'm mugging you, bitch!

Oh, my God. Is this a joke?

Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

Oh, my God. That's an iPad.

Oh, my old knees.

Oh, no.

Oh, okay, you play...

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Okay. All right.

Oh, ow. I think I broke my dick.

Oh, please, man, you are a... You are a career hustler.

Oh, right.

Oh, shh, uh...

Oh, that is some pathetic shit.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, that's rich, okay?

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, this is, uh, the Mambeaux Tini.

Oh, um, there's, uh, an espresso matcha tea,

Oh, well... Okay.

Oh, when you're in love, don't hide it

Oh, why, why?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you dropped your scarf.

Oh, you're friends with the little Guatemalan boy.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! My man!

Oh! Okay, here we go.

Oh! This slut! Again?

Oh! Whoa! Yes, oh, my God!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. If you have to ask, it's probably not for you ni. (CHUCKLES)

Oh. Okay, cool, thanks, Doctor.

Oh... Well, then have at it!

Okay, all right.

Okay, are you ready?

Okay, Bevers, just if you could put clothes on

Okay, can you just look away for a second please?

Okay, cool.

Okay, dude, dude, dude, what do you need from me?

Okay, found 'em, dude.

Okay, give me ten... thousand watts.

Okay, I got it!

Okay, I smoke, like, sometimes.

Okay, I'm at Soulstice,

Okay, it was just a phase.

Okay, it's too small, anyway.

Okay, let's... stop calling her that.

Okay, no, listen, my mom, like, apparently had a lump

Okay, okay, okay...

Okay, so I accidentally sent a package

Okay, then maybe we got them from Abbi.

Okay, Trey, I can explain what's happening.

Okay, Trey, just listen.

Okay, uh, dude, my mom just told me she's, like,

Okay, we don't need to get into the nitty gritty

Okay, we had a thing, for sure, but it's... It's over.

Okay, we're just warming up your wrist, Shania. You got this, all right?

Okay, well then I will please take store credit.

Okay, well, let's do it, right?

Okay, well, listen, I'm... I'm trying to be a better person now

Okay, well, you know what?

Okay, what do you need?

Okay, wow.

Okay, y'all.

Okay, yeah, let's do shots, I guess.

Okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? (laughing)

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, uh, uh, Shania!

Okay... (clears throat)

On your back, on your back.

Oof, that hurts my heart.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. Ooh.

Or Abbi's mom is how you should introduce yourself.

Or because you staged your own Publisher's Clearinghouse at the gym?

Or cut 'em like Amelie style?

Or something, but that's shame and stigma right there.

Or stay in your room.

Or that shitty coffee shop on Avenue A?

Or, like, get a charcuterie plate.

Other Tonya.

Our signature sushi fondue.

Ours?

Out of my way!

Ow, ow, ow, ow! My wrist, my wrist, my wrist!

Owen! Owen! Owen, you're fired!

Owen's a terrible waiter.

Paul Kafferty, my first boyfriend

People like us don't get bed bugs!

Perfect. Get away from me.

Phie is the name of the artist

Piece of work.

Pizza thing from Hawaii.

Played you, bitch.

Please work, please work, please... (knock on door)

Please work, please work.

Please work.

Please... Come on, I didn't... Not...

Plus, if I got bed bugs from my sister what would people think?

Pulled some fabrics, and I think that you're

Quality bottles.

Really sexually frustrated and that she (bleep)

Really squeezing that chest, okay?

Rear pair is all done.

Remember that?!

Respect, mad respect.

Right after this episode you are gonna get behind the scenes

Right, so the front pair, they're still working on the bead work,

Right.

Sad.

Say it, Trey. Just say it once.

Scrubbing the bed bugs from my hair and body.

See you hookers tomorrow.

Seniority. She came with the building.

Serotonin rising.

Shania Twain!

She brought in bed bugs and who in the heck knows what else.

She doesn't have a nickname, wouldn't allow it.

She doesn't need a Mom Pak.

She doesn't text back. (SIGHS)

She is here. I just saw her.

She is just, like, she's super funky.

She wants more than that.

She was just watching an episode of Scandal.

She wasn't even peeing.

She'll be okay.

She'll never think it's a dildo.

She'll think it's, like, a kooky necklace holder or something.

She's a city girl now.

She's precious and beautiful.

She's precious and beautiful.

Shh, okay. You got it.

Short nails, soup.

Showing in New York and London right now.

Six bucks a month, and that wasn't really doing me any good, so...

Smells like a winning kind of night, baby!

So broke!

So freakin' broke, dude.

So fuck you and your Manhattan restauranteries.

So I just figured that you did not want to see me again.

So I know it's my first day,

So I thought maybe we could play with the puppy,

So if you're the right fit, your nickname will find you.

So maybe you wanna drop the fuckin' attitude.

So that...

So we are closed for fumigation indefinitely.

So what else is witchy?

So where do you think you got them?

So why don't you hop on the mat?

So you waited tables in... Long Island?

So you're gonna get down on your back, face up.

So you're gonna keep your feet shoulder width apart.

So, I appreciate you cutting the cheese.

So, I get sick sometimes and need medicine, who cares?

So, I just wanted to offer you this Mom Pak.

So, let me let you know about our award winning caviar.

So, this is Shania and I doing partner heel taps.

So, what are we gonna do today?

So, what's going on between you two co eds anyway?

So, you're gonna head inside right here, Judy's gonna be in there to greet you

So... Got you a gift.

Sorry, I thought you called me.

Sorry, I'm training for my new job as a bitch waitress,

Sorry, Ilana, I can't let you in.

Sounds so...

Spring cleaning.

Squeeze and hold.

Squeeze and hold.

Squeeze your arms together.

Start again.

Step in, step in. You kinda do a little squat here.

Sticky's health is my first priority.

Stop stressing about it.

Strap on your strap on, lace up your skates,

Sure. Um, Abbi, you wanna...

Sushi Mambeaux.

Talk about lumps, girl.

Tell me you got a mattress protector.

Thank God, I'm so sorry about that.

Thank science for SAD lamps.

Thank you for being so honest about your need for mental help.

Thank you so much, Tim Foil. (KISSES)

Thank you!

Thank you! Oh!

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That I and others like me experience

That I'm renting it to, Sophie.

That if you give a gift, it should be brand new.

That is so sad.

That voice and the way he shoots the show

That was incredible, I'm good.

That was one of our trickier episodes this year

That you sell expired products knowingly.

That'd be wonderful. You know what?

That's a big choice to make for another person, Ilana.

That's a lot of stuff.

That's all.

That's an interesting one.

That's awesome, dude.

That's Brenda.

That's exactly what I did.

That's fair.

That's Kara. I call her The Wall.

That's Owen.

That's Parker.

That's where they first laid their eggs.

That's your total equity?

That's, that's next level bitchy.

The blue dress?

The caviar, obviously.

The dress.

The end of summer too.

The last guy was black so I didn't wanna, like, own him.

The light, I mean, the sad lamp.

The only way to make it in the world of Manhattan restauranteries

The paramedic I met tonight, who I'm now dating.

Then we could at least keep all our stuff

There are no spots. Does everyone have a car now?

There we go. (laughing)

There's loose juice all over the place.

There's my favorite ass.

These are our infamous sake rosé shots.

They are my lucky charms this evening.

They said I bet...

They're from before I was born.

They're God's children.

This is a cognac and sake cocktail.

This is a gym for people to work out.

This is so upsetting, like, you had to go through all this.

This is such a dream come true.

This is that fancy bag we saw in the window.

This is triggering, we gotta go somewhere else, this is gross.

This is... Oh, okay.

This isn't a post office.

This isn't you!

This lady was trying to take a picture of Shania.

This moist, dark paper right here.

This one is Shania's feet under the bathroom stall.

This was a gift from a very wealthy friend.

Those people were filthy.

To have Ru on our show.

To my only son.

To one last sweet, little elf.

To our distribution center on North Brother Island.

To section two.

To Soulstice.

To the higher ups, but I know you'll be a valuable addition to the Anthro family.

To the homeless of New York City.

To the washer and dryer because I'm gonna bring every item

Totally.

Totally. Conversation Amendment

Train her with you, okay?

Trey, I am so, so sorry.

Trey, you have to do the Ross impression.

TREY: Come on.

Two storylines about depression funny.

Ugh, I'm turning into my mother.

Ugh, Ilana, no. That's how it spreads.

Ugh!

Ugh! My dad owns H&M.

Uh, but I'm actually renting it out, so...

Uh, got the cappuccino.

Uh, it was Powerball, but both.

Uh, it's pretty (bleep) bright.

Uh, okay.

Uh, ugh...

Uh, you owe me a stair climber, so let's move, okay?

Uhh! And you just crunch it up like this.

Um, I purchased these Dunkaroos last week,

Um, I used to work here. My name is Abbi Abrams.

Um, oh.

Um, yeah. No, I... I'm at a new job. Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... okay, I mean, I guess I understand that

Um... This is so hard.

Unh!

Up and down... Yeah.

Very informative and you're gonna dig it

Wait a minute?

Wait, stop. Listen...

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, why is it not in a box?

Was because I wanted to reconnect with my fa...

Was depressing too and it was just hard to make

Was in my hometown.

Was it more than an ounce?

Was it more than the blue dress?

Watch a little movie, make some dinner.

We are fully fucked by bed bugs.

We gotta go somewhere else. I'm... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Trey

We have bed bugs!

We might think about it.

We need to park now.

We own this city! We're driving!

We own you bitches! We own...

We passed a certain point, and then I couldn't ask, you know?

We rewrote this episode four or five times

We should bring that back.

We should have kept it like this, you know? Physical.

We want your most expensive entrees.

We'll go do nails, then bags, then maybe...

We'll have eight.

We'll take one of everything, you whore.

We're being honest.

We're going to visit Santa at Macy's...

We're gonna cool down. Ready for a cool down?

We're gonna do an assisted scorpion stretch,

We're gonna go there and we're gonna do it right now.

We're just gonna do a nice stretch of your hamstrings

We're not open. Get out.

We're only allowed to eat family style meals around here.

We're so excited to have you on board.

Welcome to the Command Center.

Well, good luck, m' witch.

Well, I am in a relationship so I'm safe.

Well, I didn't even know where the first one was.

Well, I do have some good news. I found the source.

Well, I have enough kitty litter for today,

Well, I know we normally pool out tips.

Well, I'm from the suburbs of Philadelphia.

Well, I'm Joanne.

Well, I've been really careful about who I'm with and where I sit,

Well, it's cut in half, so it's a lunch potato and a dinner potato.

Well, keep 'em close. You're gonna need 'em.

Well, let me take you to your table before I, uh,

Well, my son.

Well, not, like, a dude.

Well, now, you can feel like you wear two month's rent around your body.

Well, Other Tonya,

Well, since I got pregnant with you.

Well, that is how you nail an interview.

Well, that's a solid list. And I got just the thing to seal the deal.

Well, the reason why I took this job

Well, there it is.

Well, uh, Mom, I am gonna need complete access

Well, uh, you all look like you have money to burn

Well, we haven't made love in over a month.

Well, what about my job?

Well, what I'm really looking forward to

Well, where are you gonna go?

Well, you just have to actually just ask for it.

Well, you know, I don't think I've had

Well, you know, I would love to take you to my studio space.

Well...

Well...

What a bitch.

What about...

What are you, five two?

What do you mean, spring cleaning?

What do you mean?

What if the economy all of a sudden tanks?

What if we got rid of our clothes and our possessions?

What is good to drink here?

What is that?

What kinds of cheeses that it was.

What up, my fellow Ashkenazi Jew?

What, Abbi, go!

What?

What?

What? I mi... I can't keep this.

What? No!

What'd you say?

What's the petit uni?

Whatever it is you're doing is working on me.

Whatever.

Whatever.

Wheel me off.

When do I ever call you?

When there's a spark, you gotta ride it

When there's a spark, you gotta ride it.

Which indicates the annual cycle of depression

Who I think was gay anyway.

Who?

Whoa, Ilana, Jesus.

Whoa, okay, um...

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Okay.

Why are we doing this?

Why couldn't we have just gotten herpes?

Why do people do this?

Why don't the two of you show me?

Why don't they just call them happy lamps

Why me?

Why not? 'Cause you crushed Trey and fully disrespected his existence?

Why?

Witch shit is fuckin' hot, dawg.

With a fancy dinner at Sushi Mambeaux!

With a man who didn't speak English.

With that body, please.

WOMAN: Okay.

Working with RuPaul Charles was such a dream

Wow, I have had three.

Wow, Mama, you look so hot.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Y'amagine?

Yeah, but cut the cheese is excellent.

Yeah, definitely just hand... wash it.

Yeah, his dick is definitely broken.

Yeah, I know what a gym is.

Yeah, I know, that's why I did this. They're called air quotes.

Yeah, I thought I'd put everything over...

Yeah, I...

Yeah, it's like brand new.

Yeah, no, me too.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, seems like it's working.

Yeah, so actually, the flagship Anthropologie

Yeah, that's right!

Yeah, there's no walls.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, we run this city.

Yeah, well, when there's a spark, you gotta ride it.

Yeah, you can't return stuff at a bodega.

Yeah, you know what, she's not, she's not that funky.

Yeah, you owe us a climber!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep. I have been making so much freakin' "caysh,"

Yes, but Dumper's Post was way more sophisticated than it sounds.

Yes, cat food right over here, totally organic.

Yes, of course, come home for the weekend, sweetheart.

Yes, until next time.

Yes, we can. Because we do.

Yes, you are my fah..

Yes.

You a regular Tonya Harding.

You almost had me fooled.

You are a retail queen.

You are all enemies now.

You are married.

You are so afraid of incest. You need to talk about that in therapy.

You are so creative.

You brought up in here other Tonya, but this is not

You brought up in here, Other Tonya,

You call... Can you call 9 1 1?

You came to talk about what happened with us.

You can come back to Sushi Mambeaux, okay?

You can return them if you can tell me my name.

You clearly are living beyond your means.

You could use a little more cushion for the pushin'.

You did it on purpose, you bitch!

You don't have to take that down.

You don't know how much you need that!

You don't treat the apartment and move and the city finds out,

You ever consider sex work?

You fuckin' throw up in my mouth I will kill you.

You got it. You got it, man.

You gotta keep more money in your bank account than that!

You haven't been home in months, and now you get bed bugs,

You know sometimes a 21 minute 15 second episode of Broad City

You know what this slut would love?

You know what?

You know what? I want you to pick (bleep) me

You know what? I'm gonna call right now and I'm gonna be like,

You know what? Leave it, leave it, I will come and get it.

You know what's also a big choice?

You know who else I think smokes a lot of this?

You know, I always thought of being a dog uncle.

You know, I am pretty impressed what a four year supply of Plan B yields.

You know, I just gave you $400 worth of almost new iPad.

You know, I never had sex with...

You know, I was trying to decrease for the pure and strong

You know, I've never even had anal sex.

You know, it's easy to blame yourselves, but it's not your fault.

You know, move.

You know, that chews us up and spits us out

You know, very irresponsible.

You know?

You know? And that's exactly what I did, Lisa.

You lift people up, you don't tear them down!

You live in New York City five years, you got bed bugs.

You look so good together!

You lying. You are a liar!

You need to chill!

You need to look how you feel.

You playin' me right now, ain't you?

You really know your way around that stuff, huh?

You rock.

You say (bleep) like that before. (laughing)

You should fire me

You think my name is Bodega?

You wanna get really big, where you can lift a dancer,

You win.

You're a general manager at a restaurant with a B health grade,

You're a good witch, not a bad witch.

You're getting good.

You're gonna kill it, Abbi.

You're gonna want to breathe into the stretch.

You're hired.

You're looking at 10 years to life.

You're lying.

You're mugging me right now so...

You're my pretty little liar and that's the truth.

You're right. We'll have three wasabi souffles.

You're single Abbi, and that's cool.

Your ass is fired too!

Your ass is fired too.

Your ass will be fired.

Your body is amazing dude!

Your body, your choice. It's simple.

Your eyes are stunning.

Your father.

Your name is Bo...

Your scarf.

Yows. All right.

32.

(Abbi) Ilana? Abigail?

(Abbi) Okay, that's great. You're so good, Joanne.

(CAR HORNS HONKING) ILANA: Oh, come on.

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Yes?

(Joanne) Cute. Mom?

(LAUGHING) There's a spot! There's a spot!

(MACHINE BEEPING) Oh, can time!

(PHONE BEEPING) All right, withdraw the money.

(PHONE RINGING) MARCEL: (OVER PHONE) Sushi Mambeaux.

(RADIO CRACKLING) Abbi out.

(RADIO CRACKLING) Abbi, you okay?

(RADIO CRACKLING) Do the thing.

(RADIO CRACKLING) Yeah, uh, all's clear at the west door.

(SOBBING) No, no!

$1,300. What?

A little Gunther, also. Oh, I'm a little bit Phoebe

Abbi, it's not ok... I understand.

ABBl: Stretch. Yeah?

All right, I won't do it. What? Lf I move now, I have total control.

All right? Let's go, girls. Yes.

All right. All right.

All right. Before she gets back.

And be cool. Yeah, let's stretch you out.

And here's your walkie. Okay.

and I love it. I love it.

And now Neil. Okay.

Awesome, great. What's up? You wanna get weird?

Before you... Yeah.

Bodine, please! Just... Bodine... (PHONE BEEPING)

Bulbs. Bulbs?

But that's a good thing. Huh.

But... We'll see where we wanna go. Shit. Jesus.

Come on! I'm just not doing very well right now.

Cool. And then after that,

Dad? Ooh!

Do it! Okay, okay!

Do you wanna come inside? I can't.

Do you wanna see it? No, I don't.

Do you wanna see my permit? No.

Don't you see? What? No!

Don't! Which I'm really sorry about.

Dude, could we put the top back up? It's frozen in place. I tried.

Excuse me. Hi, how may I help you?

Fuck you. No, fuck you!

Good haul! Oh, thanks.

Hand jobs. Would they have to see

Hello? Hey,

Hey, Abs? Ooh, yeah.

Hey, Shania, this is... Abbi.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Ilana, how did you know that I was here?

Hey. Ilana, it's me.

Hey... Shut up! Go!

Hi. You have no idea how many times

Hmm. You know what?

Hot. Oh, my gosh, Shania, Shania!

How much was this? (CLEARS THROAT)

Huh. Flutes?

I did some mock ups for the brochures... What about the kitty litter?

I have said that this has happened. Okay! Let's work out.

I love a good BTS Me too.

I love a hot BTS BTS to the BTS, baby.

I love it! And you don't have to

I mean, is it organic? Is it...

I really need a job. Mmm hmm.

I'll call you tomorrow. Good luck. Love you.

I'm kidding. (LAUGHS) That's not funny, dude.

I'm so glad you came back. Yeah?

I'm such a Ross. Total Rachel.

I'm with that. ...right after I take a shower

Ilana. For you.

into the black abyss. Okay...

Is that good? Yeah, that's good.

Isn't that illegal under federal law? When it comes to bed bugs,

It's a lot. It was, like, a lot of money.

It's just, like, a lot to... No, no, I'm just curious.

It's my favorite type of rice. That's so cute it hurts.

It's refurbished. It is?

Jaime, what happened? (SHOWER RUNNING)

Jeez, Massouma. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Jesus Christ. Puta madre!

Jesus. Good PIN. Okay, you know what?

Jew lady? You! You!

Just totally... Yeah, sure.

Keep me posted. Bye.

Let me do that. Let's switch up. Yeah, okay.

Let me get your number. Okay.

Like maybe Forever 21? (GROANS)

Like sticky rice. Sticky rice.

Love that place. Or Barnes and Noble, maybe?

Love ya. Love you, too.

Love you. Yeah, I love you, too!

Mattress protector! (SCREAMS)

Mmm hmm. I was a trainer.

Mom, what? No, but it's benign.

Motherfucker. Motherfucker.

No, I know. What if there's an emergency?

No, no, no, God, no! 'Cause I can take her back.

No. Come on, I wanna see it.

No. I would do that

No. Yes.

No... Please.

Oh, I love Friends. Oh, I love Friends.

Oh, my God. Oh, God, no, please, no.

Oh, my goodness. Hey, pretty girl.

Oh, my... Abbi, could I come over, dude?

Oh, Shania! Hey! Shania!

Oh, stop it. I mean, I have to talk

Oh! Ow, ow, ow! Oh, my dick!

Okay, I won't. And I'II...

Okay, okay. (ATM BEEPING)

Okay, okay. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Great.

Okay. I'm just gonna go use the bathroom

Okay. Oh, wow!

Okay. Um...

Ooh. I know.

Or we could move? No, no, no, no.

People are so rude. Disgusting.

Really, really sad. Are you all right? Okay.

Really? You are an AMILF,

Right. It's just table.

Say it. Abbi, we can't do this again.

Shania, take five

Shania... Twain.

She loves it. I do.

She's, like, a pretty mainstream artist. Abbi, stop.

Shit! You know what?

Sorry, man. Ma'am?

Thank you, brudder. Sure.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, yeah.

Thank you. I love my new job.

Thanks again for having me over. Of course, obviously.

That is a good one. It's a good one.

That's a real garbage person. Totally.

That's it. Okay.

That's the gun one. I mean, I was born here,

This isn't a taxi, this isn't an Uber! Nope!

Toodles! But...

Top shelf. Okay.

Total... Totally. Yeah.

Totally. And then top it all off

Trey. Abbi...

Uh, Shania, let's, uh... Let's dish.

Uh... Oh.

Um... Full body...

Wait, are you, are you okay? That is really, really...

Wait, someone's gonna steal it. Exactly.

We know our Second Amendment rights. Right, Second Amendment.

We will give it to them. ...it's available to them.

We're just friends. Yeah.

Well, what're you gonna wear? Scrubs?

What are we even talking about now? A mattress protector.

What are we gonna do? I'm calling Abbi.

What for? (STAMMERS) My PIN, I just...

What up, bitches? Whoo!

What y'all gonna have? (ALL LAUGHING)

What? (GUN COCKS)

What? Clean out your ears, Other Tonya.

What? I can tell.

What? Just do it!

What're you gonna do? I'm not sure.

Where you going? To brush my teeth.

Who? Mike,

Whoo! You know, Ilana,

Wow. So I know the Constitution

Wow. Yeah, um...

Wow. You're giving me advice?

Yay! Yay!

Yeah, friends. Friends.

Yeah, today. All right.

Yeah, we're gonna have to burn all this. On what? Booze? Hookers?

Yeah, you should. So you were a fitness trainer?

Yeah. Damn, that's a good lyric.

Yeah. Oh.

Yes, flutes. Huh.

Yes. Thank you so much... Um...

You can put that on. Okay,

You feel it? I feel it.

You feel that pump? I feel it.

You feel that? Yeah, I feel it.

You go, take care of this. Thank you.

You have bed bugs. How'd you know?

You have it a lot worse than I do. It's 'cause I'm sweeter.

You have to take it back. Absolutely not.

You named her? Yeah, Sticky.

You need it, we have it. Incredible.

You wanna demo? Yeah, okay.

You... You have her number? Oh, yeah, we go way back.

You're getting strong. (GASPS)

'Cause I am a relationship gal.

'Cause I have been steadily decreasing my dosage

'cause I have, um, bed... Bed bugs.

'Cause I'm from Philadelphia.

'cause it's time to dance.

'cause this is terrifying.

'cause, like, sad lamps

"Abbi's Mom."

("Dans La Radio" by Jacques playing)

("Fuerza" by Tony Quattro playing)

(Abbi) Better get to the table.

(Abbi) It's basically just some glue, toothpicks.

(Abbi) Ooh, that's pretty.

(Abbi) Um...

(Abbi) You know what would be really nuts?

(ALL LAUGHING)

(all) Mambeaux Tini!

(Bevers) Did you call me?!

(bleep)

(bleep)

(bleep) it, I'll fire Owen.

(bleep) this! I'm out.

(bleep), okay.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(both laughing)

(BOTH SHIVERING)

(BRAKES SQUEAL)

(BRENDA MOANING)

(Broad City theme music)

(Broad City theme music)

(cash register dings)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

(CHUCKLES) No, I know.

(chuckling)

(chuckling)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(clears throat)

(clears throat)

(CLEARS THROAT) Times two.

(click, light powering up)

(click, shimmering sound)

(click, shimmering sound) Please work.

(COUGHING)

(coughing)

(coughing) Not I think about that at night.

(crashes to floor)

(crunching)

(echoing) ♪ Out... ♪

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

(exhales)

(EXHALES)

(exhales)

(exhaling)

(gasps)

(GASPS) Don't you dare bring her into this!

(GIGGLING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(GUN COCKS)

(HIP HOP PLAYING ON RADIO)

(horn honks)

(Ilana clicking cheek) (Abbi) Yes.

(Ilana laughs)

(Ilana) All winter... (chuckling)

(IMITATING ROSS) Uh, uh, uh, uh...

(inhales)

(JAIME SOBBING)

(Joanne screams) Whoo! 32!

(Joanne) I found one.

(KISSES)

(knock on door)

(KNOCKING)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughs)

(long sigh)

(loud moaning)

(loud sigh)

(patrons gasping)

(patrons groaning) (Ilana) It's all good,

(quiet sobbing) Oh, Mom, it's okay.

(scoffs, plate sliding)

(scoffs)

(SCOFFS) And, look.

(screaming)

(SCREAMS)

(shimmering sound)

(shimmering sound) Ahh!

(shimmering sound) Juicing, juicing, juicing.

(shimmering sound) Okay, here we go.

(SHIVERING)

(shouting over each other)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(sighs)

(SIGHS) I love money.

(SIGHS) Let me see your savings.

(silverware clanking)

(singing cheerily)

(singsong) Bad girls! Yeow!

(sniffing)

(sniffs)

(sniffs)

(sniffs)

(SNORING)

(snorts, laughs)

(SOFTLY) Just get in and get out.

(SOFTLY) Okay, great.

(STAMMERING) Yes.

(suppressed laughter)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(switch clicks, shimmering sound) Oh!

(TIRES SCREECH)

(TIRES SCREECH)

(TIRES SCREECH)

(TOILET FLUSHING)

(vibrating) Whoa. Holy sh... Ooh!

(voice echoing) I'm, like, I don't know if I can, like, handle this level of honesty.

(voice echoing) Let me tell you something.

(voice echoing) You know, I never tried it,

[Director] Action

[Ru] Fuck me, put your fucking foot in my god damn pussy,

♪ Better work, work, work, work ♪

♪ Oh, girl

♪ One, two, three

♪ Talkin' 'bout them bad, bad, girls whoo ♪

♪ Work

♪ Work your shit

♪ Work your shit out...

♪ Work your shit out...

♪ Work your shit out... ♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

$374? Are you kidding me?

♪ Better work, work, work, work ♪ (cash register dinging)

♪ Four and three and two and one one ♪

♪ Work your shit out..

♪♪

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