Futurama - Season 4 Edit

A And of course, I tell no one my feelings.

A big endorsement deal for Leela? How much?

A blank wall! Fame is mine!

A buffet. Oh, if only I had my wallet with me.

A complete sandwich?

A debonair robot with a zesty, in your face outlook...

A demented, knife wielding, escaped lunatic Libertarian zombie mutant snuck up and...

A few drops will cause the inner perfection...

A film highlighting Planet Express, Inc.'s...

A grand slam blern! The Mets lose! Their season is over,

A gun?

A hostile takeover and sold off all the assets.

A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my own grandpa.

A madman!

A member of our brotherhood...

A new chief executive officer and oust this old creep!

A one eyed woman.

A ship in a bottle.

A student of the legendary Helmut Spargle.

A surprise funeral for me?

A witch?

A working pastry replica of downtown Venice.

Aah!

Aah! Damn you!

Aah! Hey... Aah!

Aah! Ooh, they..

About twelve hours ago when the party started.

Abraca duh. Just ask the professor.

Absolutely not!

Absolutely.

According to regulations, both companies must approve the takeover.

According to the precision digital chronograph, it's July 9th, 1 947...

Accurate to within one tenth of a plausibility unit.

Actually, I don't have bones.

Actually, I don't have bones.

Actually, on a robot, they sorta do.

Actually, we only practice martial arts as a form of meditation.

Add a one and two zeroes in front of that, we got ourselves a wad.

Afore I send thee to Davy Jarg's Locker.

After a while, you just sort of tune it out.

After all, who needs courage when you have...

Afterlife?

Against pro ball's worst female anything.

Ages ago, I was the host of a TV show...

Ah ha! Once again, the conservative sandwich heavy portfolio...

Ah, ah, ah! Ancient Signoid secret.

Ah, bloody chunder!

Ah, come on! I've got a lot of ransom notes to send!

Ah, here we are... the worst player in history.

Ah, man!

Ah, mm, do you have any food?

Ah, that right. We finally get to spend some time with this Mr. Kif.

Ah, the Earthican pastime, blernsball.

Ah, the pity! Fated to drift forever through the void as gravity's plaything.

Ah, the professor's was better.

Ah, very nice.

Ah, Wade Boggs. Goes down smooth.

Ah! Come on! You guys have forever to look for God.

Ah. It's a wonderful night.

Ahh, this is a why I love Earth a...

Ahh! Whew!

Ahh.

Aki, what's Elzar making?

All bow before the great Metal Lord!

All dead! Who would have known playing God...

All I ever wanted was for people to remember my name.

All I'm asking is one measly lifetime to find my friend!

All right, all right!

All right, then.

All right. Don't panic. If we can get to the ship...

All right. It's Saturday night.

All right. Low and away.

All right. Never mind.

All right. Show's over. No refunds. You heard the robot. Get out.

All rights, ladies. Let's flush these artist lofts straights to hell!

All the whole numbers have been retired

All your base are belong to us.

Also Wolfman.

Also, I didn't know buggalo could fly.

Also, I hate you. And finally, you can't cook for squat

Also, it comes with double prize money.

Also, this bag of cats our culture considers holy.

Amen.

Amy should be dating real man... like him.

Amy, no! It's too windy!

Amy, no! Not on your parents' planet!

Amy, tend to the Widow Pacman.

Amy! No o o!

An asteroid field! If even a pea sized asteroid...

An image stayed on the screen.

An inauspicious continuation for the career of the first woman blernsballer.

And a ruined our white a pants of peace.

And a woman who ended a thousand year galactic war...

And above all, have fun.

And accept only the lesser title of Zinc Saucier...

And also that my cat smells good and is pretty.

And also, it hurt my feelings!

And as soon as I stop hallucinating and blasting puke,

And as vice chairman, I believe I speak for the entire board...

And be quick about it!

And before his mysterious death, he taught me everything he knew.

And blowing this whole place to rubble.

And by a crazy coincidence his stomach exploded.

And conjectured that my mother was a prostitute.

And even if you stay here the rest of your life...

And even though the computer...

And finally, the post office meter is for business mail only.

And give it the sleek, dazzling veneer...

And here he is trying to make a catch with an oven mitt.

And how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.

And I am gonna lead you to the top in this industry of... of...

And I'm the other guy, Courage.

And I'm voting against the cat hater!

And if you do nothing, they lose hope.

And in this corner, Zoidberg.

And lead them on a rough, tough cattle drive.

And live here and be a witch like you?

And made peace with the Martians.

And no question, Leela, the first woman ever to reach the majors,

And not clown fundamentals!

And now here I am, ready to sleaze my way back to the top...

And now I have a grand announcement.

And now, Chairman Koji will present...

And now, extend a formulated greeting to Master Chef Elzar!

And now, if MomCorp shareholders will cast their ballots.

And now, judgment.

And on more than one occasion, he...

And only they shall have buggalo. And they're us.

And our next pharaoh is over there near some... tents.

And pay attention as I sign an historic peace accord...

And significant one time losses.

And so I'm giving up control of the company...

And so our company flames onwards.

And so to recognize your achievements...

And sometimes that makes me very sad.

And start sharing fond memories of me, Bender.

And stay there, like Cyndi Lauper.

And That Guy understands that.

And that includes you, Amy.

And that law is... no "backsies."

And that will outlive any monument.

And that's how I defeated Elzar...

And that's not your golf cart.

And that's with three E's.

And that's with two F's.

And the alien they captured was... was...?

And the battle is on!

And the many goods he left in his royal garage.

And then I'd be off to my next adventure.

And then, while they sat helplessly around the campfire...

And they seem pretty on the ball.

And this time I mean it!

And using this, you cannot fail.

And we carve a bunch of our presidents into your sacred mountain.

And what is worse, I framed my dearest friend, Fry.

And wipe your damn feet!

And wish to go home to Kansas...

And wound up here, making pies out of shoes.

And yet, tonight we have witnessed the beginning...

And you are out of here.

And you, lad, all you need is a brain.

And you've been hypnotized by his swingin' baloney.

And, just to clarify, land is the stuff that has sky over it.

And, of course, the liquor industry attracted organized crime.

And, uh, that's why I believe...

Anipsus! Pleotut! What's his name!

Any button! They all retaliate!

Anyone who misses this will regret it forever.

Anyone who's a sheep is fired.

Apparently not.

Are equally inferior to robots?

Are not your minds open to new ideas?

Are you ready, Bender?

Are you sure there's no other way to get the buggalo out?

As a caveman frozen in a glacier, I faced different challenges.

As a pitcher, I serve up plenty of beanballs,

As an alien who was abandoned on Earth...

As for me, I went temporarily insane...

As for you, young lady...

As God is my witness, I vow to earn the respect of girls and women everywhere.

As I've said before, I used reverse fossilization...

As long as I get to hurt people and not just dance around at the equinox.

As vice chairman of Planet Express, I'd like to say a few words.

As you can see, 1 947 is going to be an eventful year...

Ask not for whom the bone bones...

At dawn tomorrow, the high priest will consult the Wall of Prophecy...

At once, sir!

At the current market price, which is...

At the tragic exploitation of a proud, bead loving people.

At this rate, you're sure to go down as the worst blernsball player of all time!

Atomic bombs? Oh, no! Those unbelievers from my backside...

Avast, mateys! Electronically transfer your space doubloons...

Aw, do we have to? I mean, they're monks.

Aw, don't cry, foreign people. I used to work in a pizzeria,

Aw, I'm gonna spend eternity alone, with barely any swag!

Aw, it's all my fault!

Aw, look. Betsy followed you, Kif.

Aw, who am I kidding?

Aw, you knew my favorite cause of death.

Aw!

Aw. She likes you!

Awesome. Awesome to the max!

Back in the 1980s, I was the toast of Wall Street.

Bam!

Bam!

Bam!

Bam!

Bean Bay Beans. They're the beaniest.

Bean! Bean!

Bean! Bean! Bean!

Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean!

Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean!

Beans, huh?

Beautiful, rich girl will fall in love with you.

Beautiful, star brightened day,

Because as vice chairman of the company, I gain voting control of his shares.

Because I don't want you touching that thing.

Because I've always wanted a daughter to love.

Because it grows the brand.

Because one of you is a miniature shipwrecker.

Because... my stomach is about to explode.

Beer! Beer!

Behold, the Great Stone Face of Mars.

Behold!

Being human is great!

Believe it or not, I have more important things to do today...

Bend er? Doesn't ring a bell.

Bender always had a free body cavity.

Bender had a.04 percent nickel impurity.

Bender is some sort of wonderful mechanical man.

Bender was a lot of things to a lot of people, but looking back...

Bender was a truly special...

Bender was a truly special...

Bender was my friend.

Bender, hear me well. I shall train you.

Bender, I really hope that's you, 'cause if it isn't...

Bender, I understand your desire to be remembered...

Bender, it's okay to be proud, but don't be a showoff.

Bender, no. You'll make God cry.

Bender, part of being human is having self control.

Bender, quit giving the slave drivers pointers.

Bender, shush. You're supposed to be dead.

Bender, you drank and smoked when you were a robot.

Bender, you were right

Bender!

Bender! It's a miracle!

Bender! What was it like lying in that hole for 1 000 years?

Bender?

Bender? Bender!

Bender's odor is so mild, it's being overpowered by local sources.

Betsy's the only one left. She was curled up in my hamper when the storm hit.

Bjornson steps up to the plate and Leela delivers.

Bonder? Is it really you?

Bone itis?

Boo hoo!

Boo! Come on!

Boy, I've never seen him so down... or ever before.

Brace yourselves. Bender is making us brunch.

Bravo!

Bringer of the good aspects of the annual floods.

Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion...

Business plan, uh, yes.

But apparently, my wife hasn't been listening.

But as a robot, you have no sense of taste.

But because he knows about business and stuff, and he has a tie.

But because he knows about business and stuff, and he has a tie.

But Bender is doomed to drift through space. Forever.

But Bender was different.

But But Metal Lord...

But do we really have the pure strength of will?

But don't lose confidence.

But existing is basically all I do!

But first you must forget everything you know about cooking.

But he wasn't our Messiah.

But how did you know the dynamite would work?

But I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.

But I get to vote, same as anyone.

But I keep them inside until I can write them in my diary.

But I likes what what you said.

But I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is.

But I watch your show. You owe me.

But I'll teach you everything I know.

But I've got a no hitter going! You're right.

But I've never met a holy man I couldn't clobber!

But if being millionaires is more important to you than our...

But if they liked you, then I wouldn't.

But if this cape shrinks, consider your species extinct!

But if you have extra courage, I'd haul it away for you maybe?

But if Zoidberg fixes it, then perhaps gifts.

But in the end, I couldn't do them any good.

But in the end, what counts is people.

But it tastes kind of"funk ay!"

But Lord, we are a poor and simple folk.

But now it's bad for me. Whoo!

But now they don't. It takes some getting used to.

But now we take girl instead.

But one day, the Extreme Soda Company...

But some things I had to learn myself.

But still...

But the remains of a computerized space probe...

But the true Zen of flavor is not found in a coliseum.

But then, I was diagnosed with terminal bone itis.

But this food actually tastes better as vomit.

But this time don't embarrass yourselves.

But through the American Southwest!

But today, one has barged his way in...

But we will go on until we find the Almighty.

But we'll need a Sherpa to guide us

But worked his way up to lord of all creation...

But you are hereby kicked out of the Academy of Science!

But you can't bring him back this way.

But you don't need a statue for that.

But you know what might be a treat for everyone?

But you made one fatal mistake... leaving this confession note!

But Your, um, Martian ness.

But, Mommy, you promised you'd bake monkey cake today.

But, sire, we made it to your exact specifications.

But... But space invaders need to do laundry too.

By "monkey cake," I meant your ass!

By Month old Franks, the hot dogs with experience.

By showing how bad my funeral will suck!

By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

Call a soft news journalist.

Call it a hunch, but I've got a bad feeling about this.

Call me a booger blaster. I'll blast a booger so hard that...

Can you believe it? Pharaoh's dead!

Can you find him, professor?

Can you put that in the form of a question?

Captain Branigan...

Captain of the Harlem Globetrotters, Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate.

Care to say a few words, Bender?

Case in point, no more live bees.

Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally.

Caucasian human male.

Certain clues suggest that the culprit is none other than our own...

Chairman Koji!

Chairman san, I came here with one goal...

Challenger er Bender er!

Chicka dan dan! Get on down!

Chief, my people are people of law...

Cilantro, mango salsa...

Citizens of me!

Close to it. But they don't draw a crowd like you, which is why I wanna sign you to the team.

College blernsball's finest female hitter making her big league debut...

Come back to bed, dearie.

Come back when I've had some sleep, baby.

Come here and give old Bender a kiss.

Come los Bean Bay frijoles, los frijoles de los reyes.

Come on, Fry! Get it!

Come on, guys. Pharaoh's counting on us.

Come on, lighten up. What is this, a funeral?

Come on, Skipper. It's my last chance to prove I'm not the worst player ever.

Come on! Eat! I slaved all day over a filthy stove.

Come on! Let's see some fundamentals out there!

Come on! Surely there must be someone here who knows how great I was.

Come on. Come on!

Come, Bender. It's time to go home and rest.

Commemorative turkey basters.

Commencing excavation of subject's chest cavity.

Cooked with plenty of... confidence?

Could have such terrible consequences?

Cover your shame, mon!

Cut!

Cut! Okay, now do one with the bean suit on.

Cynthia used to drink Slurm.

D Doh!

Dad! Gleesh! Please don't say things like that...

Daddy? I can't hold much longer.

Damn this D.S. L!

Damn you, Fry and Lee...

Damn you, old man!

Dear me.

Dearly beloved, we are here today to remember Bender...

Delivery has nothing to do with the delivery business.

Describing him as a short, nasty, muscular...

Did I say "girlfriend"? She sounds more like a wife.

Did you approve that awful ad, Fry?

Did you ever get the feeling...

Did you hear something, Leela?

Did you really think you'd need all this junk in the afterlife?

Did you say something, dearie? I'm a bit hard of hearing.

Do you have any more of this Dom Perignon bubble bath?

Do you think what I did was wrong?

Does it please you, my lord?

Does that mean you wouldn't send me back to Earth?

Doh!

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Don't be such a chicken, Kif. Teenagers all smoke...

Don't be upset, Leela. You, um... You look really cute in your uniform.

Don't cut that. I need that to speak.

Don't do anything that affects anything, unless you were supposed to...

Don't just whip with your arms. The power comes from your hips.

Don't let down Pharaoh now.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out...

Don't mind if I already did. By the way..

Don't take her out! She's a firecracker!

Don't worry, Daddy. It'll be okay.

Don't worry, Kif. I'm sure some other...

Don't worry, Mr. And Mrs. Wong.

Don't you know anything about girls?

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about "blank."

Done

Doomed to obscurity like the rest of you, especially Leela!

Down home Country Kitchen With Helmut Spargle.

Draw mustache on priceless painting and fill pool with brine shrimp.

Drop down and increase speed!

Drop down! Reverse direction! Prepare for landing.

Dump trash wherever you want. Big, empty planet.

Dust storm! Oh, dust storm!

Earlier today, a foul mouthed bandit robbed the municipal pool...

Eee! Money doesn't make good people. No, sirree.

Eh, why is your number "7/8"?

Eh. I've seen bigger.

Elzar had been seduced by the dark side of cooking...

Elzar, I'm a walking pile of your unfinished business!

Enjoy our private dining room, folks.

Enough talk! It's time for action!

Enus!

Even "smision," to be able to taste.

Even if it takes to the end of time.

Every little thing reminds me of Enus.

Everybody into house! Hurry, before we die!

Everybody just calm down. Kif promised he'd catch the rustlers.

Everyone's fired, and we're out of business.

Eww. This, uh, scientific breakthrough...

Excellent work. I am very proud of all you slaves.

Except for that day when my eyeballs started to bleed, and in my opinion...

Except the rhythm.

Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there.

Except, what good is a candelabra without...

Feh! I am Singing Wind, chief of the Martian tribe.

Feh. We are the native Martians.

Fellow Shrimpkins, behold him that hath taken us unto his breast!

Fifteen minutes remaining.

Fifteen seconds.

Fine, Mr. Know it all about something finally.

Fire! Look out!

Firing torpedo number three.

First, I was God. Then I met God.

Five bucks an autograph, 200 fans.

Five thousand Professor Land fun bucks.

Fleeing somewhere?

Flesh and bone turn to minerals.

Fly out and get them!

Fly, my stupids!

Focus.

For Earth!

For example, Amy, you're cute, so I baked you a pony.

For loosing this bloated man ball upon the world...

For me it is. I'm getting you out of here.

For me, that time is now.

For once I was pitching and not just belly itching.

For our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago.

For real female ballplayers to be taken seriously.

For starters, only use quality ingredients.

For the career of the first woman blernsballer.

For this hip, young delivery company...

For today's God on the go.

Forget it a! We come to Earth to make a pizza, not a money.

Forget it, Squishy. You the one lose her in first place.

Forget it. This job's too cushy to give up.

Forty thousand? How come you have four times as much stock as the rest of us?

Four people set out on a cattle drive.

Frame someone!

Frame someone!

Free us from thought and responsibility.

Freeloading off you? I agree.

Friendly blernsball game with chum pals

Fry did it.

Fry is dead!

Fry to battle stations! Fire torpedo number three!

Fry, as a fellow '80s dollar jockey...

Fry, I'm an '80s guy. Friendship to me means that for two bucks...

Fry, it's been three days.

Fry, Leela, Bender, I want you to go with him.

Fry, Leela, Bender...

Fry, we're worried about Planet Express.

Fry! If I drop dead from exhaustion...

Fry! Stop doin' the right thing, you jerk!

Fry? We brought someone to cheer you up.

Fry's from this time. I'll talk like him. Yo, homes, we need a microwave.

Geez, apparently the phrase "tone it down"doesn't exist on this planet.

General, in all my years of covering top secret discoveries with sheets...

Get back to work!

Get in there and pitch like you've never pitched like you before!

Get me the president.

Get ready. We's gonna jump off at that switching prism up ahead.

Get that nose in place! Come on!

Get your commemorative turkey basters.

Get your stinkin' trike off me, you damn, dirty ape!

Get! For the last time, Zoidberg...

Give me the bag, old man!

Go after him, Leela!

Go faster? I told them, but they're so damn lazy.

Go, team! Beat those no good Signoids!

God forbid! Your little freak show is making it impossible...

Good bye, moderation!

Good evening, ignorant pigs.

Good Lord! According to the spectrolizer...

Good news, everyone! I've invented a way...

Good night, sweet prince.

Good thing I secretly installed this wormhole in the table.

Good. I also would have accepted...

Gotcha.

Great and, uh, forgetful!

Great banda of Uganda! We can vote against it!

Great Mother Mars.

Great Wall of Prophecy...

Greetings, Leela. I'm the Cute Witch of the North.

Greetings, pathetic host.

Guards?

Guidebook says human legs bend down at knee.

Gus, old chum, let's give a friendly welcome to this new robo.

Gutsy question. You're a shark.

Guys, guys, you gotta come into the bathroom and look at this!

Guys! You'll never believe what happened!

Gym Renovations on Schedule? What a load.

Hamenthotep is gone. The time to designate a new pharaoh is at hand.

Hand over your wallet!

Handling raw chicken? Best part of the job. Finger licking good.

Hang many underwear from Earth clothesline, live Earthican dream.

Hang on. Call comin' in. What's that?

Hank Aaron XXIV? How could you play so blowfully? The original Hank Aaron was great.

Has been teaching the world to cook for over 20 years.

Has it also appreciated in value? Please, oh, please!

Have a good time. Hey, I heard your friend Bender is back.

Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?

Have you smelled his loincloth lately?

Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?

He actually stole my blood!

He always wanted to drift forever.

He asked what business it was of mine...

He decided not to let go.

He has the gift.

He lives in the Emerald Laboratory down Martin Luther King Boulevard.

He must be so lonely right now, trapped 1 000 years in the past.

He pretty much told me so himself.

He says, "Ooh, I'm dead."

He speaks out of love for his friend.

He too scrawny to father grandchildren.

He was the greatest of all.

He'll save us from...

He's a madman!

He's dead!

He's dead.

He's even garnished the salad with $ 100 bills.

He's not scrawny. He's just small boned.

He's so proud of his awful cooking

He's whippin' angels now.

Hear the word of Pharaoh!

Heh heh! Check out the one eyed bean machine!

Heh, heh!

Heir to the Tenth Dynasty...

Hello there, chum! I understand you miss your buddy.

Hello? Has anyone out there seen Bender?

Hello? Is anyone still alive?

Hello.

Helmsman, set course...

Helmut Spargle has a message for you!

Helmut Spargle. He used to be the greatest chef ever.

Help me find some food somewhere.

Help! Mechanical man overboard!

Here are your mounts.

Here I go already.

Here is most number one product of all... the mighty buggalo.

Here we go. Here we go!

Here you go, my friend.

Here, have a pomegranate schnapps from my private distillery...

Here.

Here. Try a deep a dish pizza. Contains a four kinda things.

Here's the big Enchirito...

Here's the plan. Zoidberg, pick up the pieces. Everyone else, take five.

Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter! Hey, batter, batter, batter!

Hey, batter, batter! Duck!

Hey, buddy, I'm from the same time as you.

Hey, check out the palm tree.

Hey, everybody! Do the Bender!

Hey, Fry, remember that robot Bender?

Hey, hey. What's wrong? Was it something Leela said?

Hey, it's that "barbecue's over" sound again.

Hey, junior. She belongs in the exhibit instead of you

Hey, kid. Catch.

Hey, lady, which one of us is in the Hall of Fame?

Hey, look! I'm stuck, but I haven't given up hope.

Hey, look. The players who broke the various color barriers.

Hey, my antenna's gone!

Hey, now what am I supposed to watch and drink all day?

Hey, that felt great!

Hey, that's my brain!

Hey, that's pretty fun.

Hey, there, Amy. Like you to meet my buddy, Joe.

Hey, universe! Check out the dude with the Rolex!

Hey, wait a second.

Hey, watch out!

Hey, we were watching that!

Hey, what's with all the pots and pans?

Hey, you like grilled cheese?

Hey, you put a one and two zeroes in front of that, or we pass! Deal!

Hey, you spend your whole life building a guy's toe, you're gonna remember him.

Hey! Betsy!

Hey! Keep it down, you kids!

Hey! Occupato.

Hey! That galaxy's signaling in binary!

Hey! That's not a nice thing to say.

Hey! You ate my change!

Hey! You opened a franchise!

Hey! You put a one and two zeroes in front of that, or we pass! Deal!

Hey. L I'm smoking!

Hi ya! Those buggalo were what made Wong family so rich and powerful.

Hi. We have a giant stone to deliver. Sign here.

High in the Himalayas, to search for him.

His name is Helper, and he's eager to be your new best friend.

His restaurant was so high tone...

Hit by a pitch. Take your base.

Hmm!

Hmm? Let me see that vial, Bender.

Hmm.

Hmm. We always thought bead was worthless.

Hold still.

Holy frijoles!

Holy Spitz! He's sporting skintight Speedos!

Hoo hoo! Come on! Throw like a girl!

Hooray!

Hooray!

Hooray! I make a score point!

Hooray! It's just like Mardi Gras.

Hooray! People are paying attention to me.

Host man, host woman, I'm having a wonderful time.

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Aah!

How 'bout in the porno theater?

How 'bout your pizzeria plays a game against Planet Express?

How about instead, you give us the girl...

How about these cookies, sugar?

How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass?

How can you call the native Martians stupid?

How does a nobody like me get famous?

How far is it?

How interesting, Dr. Zoidberg. Do go on.

How we doin'?

How's that for a coincidence, Professor...

Howdy, Amy. Glad to see you've come back to the country.

Howdy, friends. Welcome to Mars.

Huh?

Huh?

Human families need a TVwhile they're eating, so they don't have to talk to each other

Hurry, hurry! Pharaoh's coming!

Hurt slightly.

Hy ahh! Your order may be famous for your martial arts...

I am called Malachi, Lord.

I am Jorell, Master of Scheduling!

I am Lrrr of the Planet Nintendu 64.

I am proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks...

I am the man with no name.

I am the Metal Lord. Who are you?

I am the professor!

I am your friend... Bonder.

I ask you, who is the number one delivery service on Earth?

I beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas.

I beseech thee. Rise up against them.

I bet a lot of people pray to you, huh?

I better warn... tell... warn tell the others.

I bought from Dr. Zoidberg gave me majority control.

I broke the professor's bottled ship

I broke your television.

I can be manly too. I think I'll, uh...

I can never repay him his $10...

I can't believe you're gone.

I can't control my camouflage reflex.

I challenge you to a battle of the chefs!

I could beg everyone at the company where I work.

I could feel myself fading away, like Greg Kinnear.

I croaked. Now show me some love.

I demand the floor! I may only have one share...

I deserve the Nobel Prize.

I didn't hit the batter!

I didn't mean to hit you. I have some trouble with depth perception.

I didn't mean to hit you. I have some trouble with depth perception.

I didn't realize you were bringing your girlfriend, Lieutenant.

I don't care what Ms. Johnson says.

I don't even know what we do. Nah, just kiddin'.

I don't have what it takes, and nothing can change that!

I don't know how to say this, Fry.

I don't know what happened, but we've taken on clocks. Let's go home.

I don't know.

I don't know. I'm beginning to have some second thoughts.

I don't?

I figure a one eyed lady skullbuster might bring out the freak show crowd.

I figure a one eyed lady skullbuster might bring out the freak show crowd.

I got it! I got it!

I gotta signal back!

I guess I can't. Everyone put on your seat belts.

I guess I needed a few more warm up pitches.

I had no choice. I was about to not exist.

I had no idea the company would be sold!

I have a blister. L I spit.

I have eight other senses, but I'd trade them all...

I have emerged from the place of spells and fairies.

I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all Rush mix tape.

I have no shares!

I have you know I'm friends with every judge on planet.

I hereby award you the Nobel Prize in...

I hope you're all happy.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

I just hope he's a nice man who can make us lot of grandchildren.

I just made love for the second time."

I just wonder if it's too big, you know?

I keep it here, right next to my heart.

I knew it! Insane theories, one. Regular theories, a billion.

I know he was evil.

I know how you feel. My grandfather died recently.

I know it them, 'cause they no use good grammar.

I know that monkey! His name is Donkey.

I know that.

I know whose funeral we'll be attending next.

I know, and I've grown to accept that.

I know!

I learned that money is fine..

I love it out here, Amy. I feel so manly.

I mean Leela.

I mean, are people gonna be remembering me or the statue?

I mean, being a robot's great, but we don't have emotions...

I mean, look at Donkey Kong here.

I meant yourself to death.

I meant yourself to death.

I move that everyone come to my apartment to snuggle my cat.

I must leave you now, for I am not holy enough to enter.

I need to pull over and take " The Wiz."

I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement.

I need you in top shape next week...

I neglected to mention that the shares...

I once took a seminar in ejecting chickens from a sand dune.

I owe you nothing. For starters, your antenna's in my crotch.

I pity the next...

I present to the Nobel judges...

I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring.

I raised her from a larvae that ate one of my sweaters.

I say we do!

I say, do not judge me...

I shall go bargain with the Martians personally.

I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't exist. But I do exist.

I solemnly swear I will become not the worst blernsball player of all time!

I swear, in the presence of these drunken bums...

I tell ya, two go go '80s Reaganauts like us...

I think I'll make my countenance to shine down upon them.

I think I'm gonna like it here.

I think the owner is from Signas Five.

I thought something looked different in here.

I tried not helping them.

I wanna buy this franchise. How does a hundred thousand dollars sound?

I want that toilet so clean I could eat off it. Because I intend to.

I want this sent to Area 51 for study.

I wanted to watch you remember me.

I was going to say "to get the free food!"

I was havin' whiskey with Boesky and cookies with Milken.

I was having the most wonderful dream...

I was just an innocent suck up! You've got to believe me!

I was maimed building the great brewery.

I was so busy bein' an '80s guy, I forgot to cure it!

I will become the best blernsball player of all time!

I will destroy her!

I will. I will.

I wish I had Bender back!

I won't! If I can't reach you physically...

I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside.

I'd also like a pack mule!

I'd say don't quit your day job, but you're awful at that too!

I'll always remember you, Hamenthotep!

I'll avenge you, master.

I'll block this takeover!

I'll get your cattle back or die trying.

I'll get your daughter back, sir. I swear.

I'll handle this, Fry. You get back to the farm...

I'll have a croque monsieur, paella, two mutton pills and a stein of mead.

I'll have a pie with a fried egg on top.

I'll have a thorax and some feelers.

I'll just have to try something desperate and crazy.

I'll just put the old John Q. Nixon on it.

I'll need a long sleeved coat.

I'll not only help you find it, I'll help you do more to it.

I'll tell you who I remember!

I'll tell you why I brought you here, you twice baked barf bags!

I'll visit my grandfather, Enus. He was stationed at Roswell.

I'll vote it down like a raise for schoolteachers!

I'm a fool. The fans haven't been cheering for me. They've been cheering at me.

I'm a lousy role model. I'm sorry.

I'm a program built into the intercom.

I'm acting astonished.

I'm afraid I've got some bad news as well.

I'm awake! I'm awake!

I'm doing it for all the struggling female athletes who need a role model.

I'm going too fast! I've got to lose momentum!

I'm gonna sell Planet Express to Mom...

I'm gonna spin till I fall down! Whoo oo oo!

I'm gonna teach you to sell pizza, Earth style.

I'm hit!

I'm melting! Oh!

I'm never gonna see him again.

I'm not a hologram, though I am crummy. Hank Aaron XXIV.

I'm not doing this for the wad

I'm on it. But if you need me, you know where I'll be.

I'm on the blernsball team at NNYU, and I was hoping to get to play in the majors soon.

I'm practicing to hug Daddy when he gets back from God.

I'm rollin' up the corporate ramp!

I'm sick of hearing about those turtle squirts.

I'm sorry. Now, I'll ax you again. Where can we find a microwave?

I'm supported by a system of fluid filled bladders that...

I'm supported by a system of fluid filled bladders that...

I'm sure it was all Mr. Zapp Branigan here.

I'm sure their God will let them out.

I'm sure we can buy one somewhere.

I'm swimming in my own soylent waste. It's a good thing.

I'm the first one to work. A new low.

I'm the greatest!

I'm tryin' to take a nap!

I'm using it whether you give me permission or not.

I'm... I'm a little nervous about meeting her family.

I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a raccoon.

I've been training with Hank Aaron.

I've gathered you all here in the accusing parlor...

I've gathered you all here in the accusing parlor...

I've got to redeem myself.

I've heard worse excuses to drink. Oops!

I've never been to a Mars Day barbecue.

I've never really belonged anywhere.

I've never seen anything this bizarre, and I've seen Mr. Belvedere naked. Whoo!

I've still got a trick or two up my sleeve.

I've still got a trick or two up my sleeve.

If history doesn't care that our degenerate friend, Fry...

If I can be just a little better than him, I can slink away with my head held high.

If I died tomorrow, no one would even notice.

If I thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I'd kill myself right now.

If it means that much to you, blow up my statue.

If only someone would give us a shot.

If she ever get married.

If we cannot a make a Earth a pizza, our dream a will die,

If we don't eat it, he'll be crushed.

If we don't leave now, we'll never get back to the 31 st century.

If you come in peace, surrender. If you're here to make war, we surrender.

If you do too much, people get dependent on you.

If you ever needed a small package brought into the country...

If you let me use the telescope to find my lost friend, Bender.

If you let me use the telescope to find my lost friend, Bender.

If you were to kill your grandfather, you'd cease to exist.

Image, people! Image! Scope out this new ad!

Impossible. If she's my grandmother, who's my grandfather?

In 77 innings, you haven't gotten a single out

In fact, why not join us and ride the space rails?

In honor of your achievement, you are all hereby...

In my day, we went to coke parties, but the principle's the same.

In that case, brunch is served. Let's go.

In that ditch where I left you, this is for you.

In the English countryside, many prostitutes decorate their rooms with festive gourds.

In very short order, Leela has become a fan favorite.

In which to perfect my art.

Increase speed, drop down and reverse direction!

Incredible! This place is just like the ancient Egypt of my day.

Insert coin.

Interesting. You wish to cook...

Invaders, possibly from space!

Iook with your eyes, not your claws

Iron a Cook oo ooh!

Iron Cook, eh? I can't lose. I'm 30% iron.

Is Bender still missing for a week? Where is he already?

Is deader than the cat I'm sitting on.

Is it Planet Express, master?

Is that your camouflage reflex...

Is the thought that I have all eternity...

Is there anything religion can do to help me find my friend?

Is this guy a shark or what?

Is to blame everything on the guy before me.

Isn't it obvious?

Isn't that right, kitty?

It bones for thee!

It can answer any "What if?" question...

It commemorate the day centuries ago...

It easier just to brand everything that not ours.

It indicates that we are here...

It is found in a small kitchen with friends.

It is he, just as the Wall of Prophecy prophesied.

It is? Yahoo!

It is... acceptable.

It means, um, " He who really loves the Metal Lord."

It only gets sick when I cook brunch.

It says he once struck out when his tongue got stuck to an unusually cold bat.

It sounds dangerous. Someone could get killed.

It sure is. I could just lie here beside you...

It was a year of soaring profits...

It was awful. I tried helping them.

It was stupid of me to ever dream of becoming a chef.

It was stupid of me to ever dream of becoming a chef.

It was... the Windows logo!

It worked! Eat it everyone who's never won a Nobel Prize!

It's "Hammer" time!

It's a gigantic diamond! That thing must be worth a fortune!

It's all about appearances.

It's all so sad. At times like this...

It's been a terrible year, people.

It's Bender! You're a fraud!

It's Bender.

It's even a crummy hologram.

It's explosive.

It's free.

It's going, going and caught by the shortstop.

It's hopeless.

It's less popped than ever.

It's moving too fast! Oh, I could never get the last one.

It's no use. We were going full speed when we fired him

It's okay, Kif. I'll go get you a tissue from your tote.

It's okay, Mama. Anyone a complains, I bend legs up for free.

It's okay. I had another guy.

It's over. My dream of being a chef...

It's so sad.

It's so unfair.

It's supposed to be a river!

It's time I cut you in on the secret to success.

It's unbearable. How much do you think it would cost to get my tongue removed?

It's what made me me.

It's where the flavor is.

It's working. Victory is assured.

Jackie Anderson.

Just as Beethoven was a great composer because he was deaf.

Just leave us alone, and let us clear out our lockers.

Just like rats we crush to make the wine.

Just like stale marshmallows!

Just relax. I'm sure my parents will love you.

Just stay put and enjoy this calendar.

Keep cool. She's just like any other player.

Kid, that was great. You got us more publicity than a cowboy in a shark tank.

Kids love him.

Kif, you did it!

Kif! You're flying Betsy!

Killed? In an atomic blast?

Kind of makes me pine for my days as a pizza delivery boy.

Know what always cheers you up? Baking me sugar cookies.

Konnichiwa, brother.

Kroker, that was one Branigan esque feat of heroism.

L I don't know what to say.

Ladies and gentlemen, the pharaoh suddenly died.

Latest fiscal year

Leela can beat that. She's pitched her whole career without getting an out.

Leela really bringin' in the customers.

Leela, are you all right? You got wanged on the head.

Leela, you beaned a run in. You better let me pitch.

Leo, check if buggalo herd is okay.

Let a whole new wave of cruelty...

Let Amy tell us. That way, it soften the blow.

Let Mom buy the company! We all want to be filthy, stinking rich!

Let there be peace between us.

Let us out!

Let's blow this tomb.

Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people, sheep and sharks.

Let's get a little kindling going.

Let's get down to business! What can you tell us about the Nintendians?

Let's get the hell out of here. Screw history.

Let's go, microwave. I'm in a hurry here.

Let's meet today's celebrity judges.

Let's pick it up, people. So far it's been crap after crap.

Let's rock!

Let's see what they think.

Let's steal the radar dish and get back to our own time.

Let's turn to the "Who Asked" machine to see who's next?

Light up a smoke.

Lighten up, Leela. It's funny.

Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Like this! Ow!

Listen here, Malachi. Time for a religious donation.

Live hornets. We smoosh them right into dough.

Long live Pharaoh Bender!

Long live Pharaoh Bender!

Look at my butt! Whooooo!

Look at these swanky tombs.

Look on the bright side.

Look on the bright side.

Look, Daddy. I'm hugging God.

Look, everyone wants to be like Germany.

Look, everyone! She killed the Manwitch of the West!

Look, I don't wanna be in this exhibit. That's why I need your help...

Look, I miss Bender almost half as much as you do...

Look, so we're not millionaires. At least we all still get to work together.

Look, you want false hope or not?

Looks like society's runnin' pretty well without my meddling...

Looks rickety. We better test it.

Louder and sadder!

Low? It was zero, you fungo. You went your whole career without getting a hit.

Ma, Pa, our precious ranch!

Made a cool hundred mil.

Make Bender take a nap in a tube!

Make it a double!

Make sure my body freezes in a dignified position!

Making off with the contents of over three lockers.

Malachi, every time I interfere, I only make things worse.

Malachi, good work! There's no slowin' down with the Metal Lord tonight!

Malachi, Jr! No!

Malachi, tell thy people...

Malachi? It's high time I laid down a few commandments.

Mama Mia!

Man, I don't wanna hurt Bender's feelings...

Man, we've been skipping for hours.

Martians have no land. They've been gently encouraged..

Master Spargle, if you can hear me up there...

Master, do we have to count to three every time?

Maybe if I hug him real hard...

Maybe if I wiggle it around a little.

Maybe so, but you are his sworn enemy.

Maybe we could escape by setting fire to the distillery...

Maybe we just made love.

Meantime, I'm cooking up a tasty Sunday brunch for my best friends.

Mets a? Short a stop a?

Mets lose again. Man, I haven't seen play this bad...

Mighty Pharaoh, it hurts when I breathe.

Millionaires, nothing!

Mm mm mm!

Mm. Finding God, that's important, yeah.

Mm. Mm!

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Those peewees think I'm God, huh? Hard to blame 'em.

Mmm mm!

Mmm uuh!

Mmm, Soylent Green is my kind of people.

Mmm, this is great! How do you make the crust so fizzy?

Mmm. I might have mental anguish.

Mmm. It's a good start.

Mmm. Kind of gamy.

Mmm. Why didn't anyone tell me tasting things tasted so good?

Mom, Dad, don't ask me to choose!

Mom, Dad, you remember Kif.

Mom's Friendly Delivery Company.

MomCorp will now purchase all outstanding shares of Planet Express...

Mon, it must take forever to brand all those cattle.

Monkeys aren't donkeys. Quit messing with my head!

Morbo, I'm gonna whip you up a nice...

More extreme cooking show viewer.

More like three lockers and a sink.

Most important of all is the big screen TV.

Move it out. Stop crying, Leela.

Moving along. Why you trespass on our land?

Mr. Fry, rumor has it that you know the secrets of the video game "Chance."

Mr. Fry, your 2:00 magician is here.

Mrs. Wong, do you have a neckerchief I could borrow?

Ms. Johnson, you've never lied to me.

Much like the 10 million identical stones already used in the future tomb...

Mulligan drives the ball.

Must win at least one game of chess...

My arms are tired from hugging.

My bones!

My brother always got it for me.

My God! He needs medical attention!

My God. This means the flying saucer that crashed in Roswell was us.

My husband. Some hotshot! Here's his ancient Signoid secret.

My Jah! It's worth less now than when it was worthless!

My Lord, the infidels on your back no longer believe in you.

My only regret is... that I have... bone itis.

My parents left after you passed out...

My plan is to take all the remaining buggalo...

My retirement tomorrow will be all the sweeter.

My shares still count if they went through the washing machine, right?

My story's a lot like yours...

Nag daggit! I already put in the circus clown!

Naturally, I froze myself until a cure was found.

Nay. Like most of your followers...

Necks are for sheep.

Need a lift? Oh! Oh! Ooh!

Never heard of that brand. What you want is the Gas Princess.

Never mind, Professor. She came to.

Never seen a supernova blow...

News, everyone!

Next up, challenger Bender...

Next!

Nibbler, I don't think we're in New New York anymore.

No batter, no batter!

No offense intended, my filthy friend.

No one ever dare go there.

No one sees the mighty professor!

No one's to know, except officers, scientists...

No robot chef has ever competed here...

No slugs or tokens!

No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.

No, Bender!

No, but I bet it wasn't someone who was good at stealing.

No, don't be. It turns out you were an inspiration after all.

No, I don't take solace in the fact...

No, I was better than great. I was the home run king.

No, it just moved. I'm not getting good reception on it, though.

No, not anymore. I want to stay here and become the new wicked witch.

No, over here. Flying Saucer Captured.

No, you have your legacy as a brutal, tyrannical dictator...

No, you stole them. We saw you!

No!

No!

No!

No! Ah!

No! I'm afraid the smell a scope isn't powerful enough.

No! Quit asking!

No! You can't blow up my monument. I won't be remembered.

No.

No. He was eating some food I made...

No. I just thought you would enjoy that for a moment.

No. I mean they are all free.

No. It is the essence of pure flavor.

No. L...

No. No, wait. No.

None of that "huddled over for warmth" crap.

Nonsense! Now click your big honking boots together three times...

Nor can I recall why I am here.

Noseward, ho!

Not a day goes by I don't ask myself that.

Not anymore. Now I'm the sleazebag who owns the New New York Mets.

Not bad for a city boy, huh?

Not enough of it. Need some from what's his name.

Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?

Not only do you not deserve a Nobel Prize...

Not really.

Not really. We own so much stuff..

Not really. Would you like to see our giant karaoke machine?

Not unless your parents have thousands of helicopters at their disposal.

Nothing! I'm leaving!

Now I'm here to avenge him!

Now I'm more interested in that new pizza parlor across the street.

Now let us each remember the best things about Bender in our own way.

Now pinch hitting for the Poindexters, Jackie Anderson!

Now pitching for the Mets, Turanga Leela!

Now please, please retire immediately.

Now sign that will I gave you! He's not here.

Now that's one Bible that doesn't disappoint on every page.

Now the bases are loaded! Isn't there a man on this team who can get one more out?

Now we're bored!

Now, are we gonna let ourselves get beaten by an old lady?

Now, come on! If we don't save those monks, no one will!

Now, did you say you're off to see the professor?

Now, everyone is praying for their own miracles.

Now, hold on there. Scruffy votes his 40,000 shares for the mysterious stranger.

Now, if the deceased will kindly take his place of honor.

Now, just as the man who wishes to be world chess champion...

Now, prepare my lunch and place it in the latrine at 1 200 hours.

Now, remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents.

Now, the first order of business...

Now, this is the high life...

Now, what do you nice kids want?

Now, when I'm found in a million years...

Now, who wants brunch...

Now, without further ado...

Now, world. You put your hands up!

O Oh, you! Wh What?

Of a great career for the first woman to play the sport well,

Of any dish to blossom forth.

Of course it is. But you don't have to laugh.

Of course she's your grandmother, you perverted dope. Look.

Of course they're unheeded.

Of Kitchen Coliseum.

Of perfect flavor.

Of Planet Express Corporation is...

Of the 1980s!

Oh, Bender! When did you come in?

Oh, blithery poop, my cowardly lobster!

Oh, Chief, you've made me the happiest girl in the world! Ow!

Oh, crap.

Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned!

Oh, dear. Oh, goodness. Oh, odds and bodkins.

Oh, for the love of Benji.

Oh, fuff! Why bother remembering anything?

Oh, funny.

Oh, God, my tract.

Oh, God! Fantastic!

Oh, God! I'm dead!

Oh, great machine, we beseech thee...

Oh, how convenient. A theory about God...

Oh, I can't help you play better than Tiny Iota. That guy was great.

Oh, I'll never recombobulate this ship.

Oh, I'm not drunk. I'm mentally ill.

Oh, I'm ruined!

Oh, it tickles!

Oh, it's so unfair!

Oh, let's see.

Oh, lord! We'll have to endure the horrible music of the Big Bopper...

Oh, Lord.

Oh, lordy lou, there he goes again.

Oh, Mars Day much better than Earth Day.

Oh, Metal Lord, hear my prayer!

Oh, monkey trumpets.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Are you... God?

Oh, my God! His bone itis!

Oh, my God! I bet I can eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Help! What's happening?

Oh, no! Martians kidnap Amy!

Oh, no! Professor will hit me.

Oh, no! The monks! We forgot to let them out of the laundry room!

Oh, no. But the movie...

Oh, no. That's my...

Oh, now I'm too nervous.

Oh, now they'll never think I'm manly enough to date their daughter.

Oh, okay. I thought you said "romo."

Oh, put down the binoculars, Fry.

Oh, really? Who gonna save us?

Oh, right. How selfish of me.

Oh, so close.

Oh, stop!

Oh, thank you, magic biped!

Oh, that'll be fun.

Oh, the guilt. The unbearable guilt!

Oh, this is the worst crazy sect I've ever been in.

Oh, uh... Aw, oh.

Oh, wait. I'm thinking of Eugene, Oregon.

Oh, well, it's just, really, that I don't feel that...

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah. Drop another barnyard bomb on us, Vanilla Corn.

Oh, you got that too? I think there's a rash goin' around.

Oh, you mean I'd be the first woman ever to play major league blernsball?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Following in my footsteps.

Oh! I have one! I'm good at video games and bad at everything else.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! We got some no good rustlers to... ooh! ...catch.

Oh.

Oh. She won't leave me alone

Oh. Then get in the laundry room or I'll kick your butts!

Oh. Then I have a new vow.

Oh. What?

Oh. You're kind.

Ohh!

Okay then, that settles that.

Okay, but it seems like you're the one who killed him.

Okay, crow. Prepare to be scared.

Okay, let's see what you can do.

Okay, let's work on your execu speak.

Okay, the dynamite's in place.

Okay, then. Make yourselves at home.

Okay, try it again. But this time, keep your eye off the ball.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Eye off the ball.

Okay. My turn to tell a ghost story.

Okay. Now, what a kinda pizza goes in you?

Okay. We got the hot tub hot, the wine coolers cool.

Okey doke. And for you, snuggums?

Okeydokey.

Once, not far from here...

One billion cubits in height...

One drug company was close, but I arranged...

One eye? Lobster mooch? Drunken garbage can?

One puny human got a look at the robber...

One purpose, one pact.

One ship is left only.

One thing she can do is lodge a ball in the dead center of your brain.

One thing, and one thing only.

One, two, three! Pull!

One, two, three! Pull!

One, two. One, two, three.

One, two. One, two, three.

Only if you don't have any real hope.

Only more interesting 'cause it involves robots.

Only those who revere Mother Mars can fly buggalo.

Oof! Ay! Ah!

Ooh, a bot mitzvah! Shalom hunger.

Ooh, a diamond vial of Mrs. Dash?

Ooh, and a cherry!

Ooh, boy.

Ooh, customers!

Ooh, delicious

Ooh, nice boots.

Ooh, ooh! I wanna know what would happen if I were human.

Ooh, this is it! Turn me up.

Ooh, those are great shoes!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! An inauspicious start...

Ooh! Cushiony. And a mini bar.

Ooh! Gee! Ow! Oh, no!

Ooh! Oh!

Ooh! Ooh! Saddle up, men.

Ooh.

Oop, sorry.

Open up, Leo. It's Amy and her weirdos.

Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!

Or are you just happy to see me?

Or like how Rembrandt was blind and had wooden hands.

Or the lesbian coven across the street, but we are a family.

Or when our other pitchers sneak out early to beat the traffic!

Oregano works equally well. And when you put pizzas in the oven, don't get in with them.

Other than, "Absolutely not."

Others died from the pestilent fumes it spewed forth.

Ouch! It's a three beanball salad. The Mets fans love it, though, and who can blame them?

Our enemy shall be eaten by scorpions.

Our experts have reassembled the parts from the alien ship...

Our new pharaoh... Bender!

Our only hope to get back to our time is to go back through within, say...

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Oh! Oh! Ow! My eye!

Ow.

Ow. What?

Party!

Pathetic humans, prepare to write down the recipe!

Pays off for the hungry investor!

People of Earth...

People of Osiris Four...

People will know what the score was.

People you love. You can't put a price on that.

Perhaps that love in his heart... is God.

Pero yo soy muy bueno en comer frijoles.

Pharaoh Bender! He once more walks among the living.

Pharaoh commanded me to tell that joke at his funeral.

Pharaoh Hamenthotep approaches!

Pharaoh Hamenthotep is dead.

Philip J. Fry!

Pick it up, people. We're enslaved here to do a job!

Pinching the hitter? I don't understand this blerns a ball.

Pity me not, for I am richened by the love of my family.

Planet Express is on the move!

Planet Express shareholders, cast your votes.

Planet Express stockholders, I present our Chief Executive Officer...

Planet Express! Limitless potential, boundless horizons!

Play the ball!

Please don't do that.

Please stand to one side to let faster pilgrims by.

Please welcome a man who started as a slave...

Please welcome our new Chief Executive Officer, That Guy!

Please welcome the superintendent of Kitchen Coliseum...

Please, just leave me alone.

Please, lady! I want to live. Can I use bat to protect head? Ow!

Please, Mr. Branigan, we need you go get our daughter back.

Please, step into the war room.

Please. You give me too little credit.

Poor Bender.

Poor Tex. He was quite a shark.

Poor? Aw, crap.

Possible. I am user friendly, my good chum.

Possible. I do feel compassion for all living things...

Powerful strokes of the ass.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

Professor, please!

Professor?

Pry out his fillings, feed him to the jackals...

Psst! Watching myself work is making me hungry.

Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs...

Quarters! A million allowances worth of quarters!

Question. Do you have to have been cryogenically frozen to get the free...

Quickly! To the escape tunnels.

Quiet! Call comin' in. Yes?

R. J., this is my boyfriend, Kif.

Raise fat, spoiled Earth kids,

Raspberry vinaigrette.

Realizing that, it was a simple matter to reverse the process.

Really?

Relax. She can't be my grandmother. I figured it out.

Remarkable.

Remember me!

Remember me!

Remember me!

Remember me!

Remember me!

Remember, fans, this exciting moment is brought to you...

Reschedule.

Reveal to us God's will that we may blindly obey.

Right and wrong are just words. What matters is what you do.

Robot gets bored and kills Fry with a hammer! Sorry, go on.

Roswell That Ends Well

Safe and sound. Finally, I can continue to exist.

Sandstorm!

Save him! Save my son, oh, Metal Lord!

Say more about how great I am. And where's the cryin'?

Scandalous.

Scanning the heavens for God.

Scrounging off it like a tiny charisma parasite.

Scruffy believes in this company.

Scruffy? Katrina? Xanthor?

Scrumptious! Morbo will store this in his sack for future digestion.

Second.

Security! I want that bunch of rowdies out of here!

See you guys Monday!

Sell 100 soylent beans!

Seriously, though, we stink out loud.

Settle in. Without a microwave, we're trapped.

Shall be used to crush your bones!

Shalom free food.

Sharks are winners, and they don't look back, 'cause they don't have necks.

She puts on her sports bra one arm at a time.

She's hysterical, so I'll talk to you.

She's taught the world that being a bum knows no gender.

Shh! You're weakening our bargaining position.

Shift some paradigms, revolutionize outside the box.

Ship's fixed except for the cup holder. It should be operational in 1 0 hours.

Show them they stink in a game they've never played before!

Shut up, booger blaster! It's time the three of us had a talk.

Shut your fat mouth.

Signoids? On our block? Fi and foo! They should go back where they came from!

Silt? Asbestos?

Since the days of Bob Uecker.

Since when are you my agent?

Sir, I'm outfitting an expedition to a monastery high in the Himalayas.

Sits at these controls every hour of every day...

Six kinds of beans, plus several things that look like beans.

Skipper, we're losin' the crowd. Put in our new novelty act, Leela.

Skipper, we're losin' the crowd. Put in our new novelty act, Leela.

Smite someone who deserves it for once.

Smooth.

So anyway, who are you people?

So cold.

So he's going even faster than that!

So I ask you, as a friend... Won't you stop this deal?

So I can be one tiny iota less pathetic than you.

So I guess I'll listen to idiotic ness and come with you.

So I know good beans when I see them.

So I must take the only honorable path, what with the killing myself.

So I'm entitled to some answers.

So long, suckers!

So must you serve at least one edible meal.

So my question is this...

So pleasant for everybody.

So she can gut the company and eliminate us as competitors.

So that's my story, Father Changstein el Gamahl.

So the real gift Spargle gave you was confidence...

So they didn't even see you barf.

So this is a human body, huh? Neat.

So what's Mars Day about, anyway?

So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?

So, Elzar, what will you be cooking for Morbo to devour with his mighty jaws?

So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot Jesus?

Society's never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other.

Some idiot must have put metal in the microwave.

Somehow, some time, for some reason...

Someone's sure to be killed.

Son, I think I can safely say:

Sorry about that!

Sorry I'm late. My pool game ran long at the jazz club.

Sorry, but we're totally sealed in.

Sorta like a giant karaoke machine?

Soylent Green ooh!

Soylent Green, a classic ingredient of gourmet cooking.

Space pirates!

Spare me your tedious life story, Kif.

Spargle, huh? What'd he do, bland himself to death?

Spargle, you're fired.

Spargle's magic ingredient was water, ordinary water!

Speaking of which, try these nachos.

Staring at the sky all night.

Stay away from him, dimwitted monkey! You mustn't interfere with the past.

Stay calm, dearest. I'll save you!

Stay tuned for more...

Stee rike one!

Stee rike two!

Stop interfering with history. I don't want to have to memorize new kings.

Stop it. Stop it! It's not right! You've crossed a line!

Strike him out, Leela! Do it for the hundreds of women everywhere!

Strike one! A personal best

Succeed, and I shall reveal to you...

Such as pyramid building, space travel...

Such noises.

Suddenly, I have an opinion about the capital gains tax!

Sure. Me?

Surprise!

Surrender your mysteries to Zoidberg.

Suz, have I changed?

Ta da! The first woman ever to play major league blernsball!

Take it off!

Take me to your leader.

Take this, Mr. President. Sir.

Take your base.

Taken from us in the prime of life...

Tale of Interest!

Tales of Interest.

Tear it down and try again...

Tell me about it.

Tell the slaves they can all go.

Ten seconds.

Terrific. Question number one...

Than a few spoonfuls of L.S.D.

Than laugh and clap my hands.

Thank God I got you off that Army base.

Thank you all for coming. I don't recognize any of you...

Thank you. Come again.

Thanks for saving my life, Kif. You're my hero.

Thanks so much for inviting us, Mr. Wong.

Thanks to Spargle's magic liquid.

Thanks, soldier. I'm off to make sarge's lunch

That believes God exists somewhere in the depths of space.

That doesn't require looking through a telescope.

That even hideous things can be sweet on the inside.

That explains how these boots magically appeared on my feet.

That guy is nothin' but a flashy con man...

That Guy was the greatest businessman that ever lived.

That guy who used to bend things. You know.

That Guy!

That Guy's turning this place into some kind of"business."

That I might be remember ed for all eternity!

That I shall defeat Elzar!

That is no coincidence...

That is why I decline the title of Iron Cook...

That is, um...

That jeep's gonna hit him, and I won't exist anymore!

That jerk Elzar ruined my dream of being a chef too.

That sponsored the show decided it was too old fashioned.

That story stunk. Hand me the binoculars.

That sword cost 5,000 dollar!

That telescope is as much mine as anybody's.

That the Lord is moved by their plight.

That twizzler!

That was a... practice miracle.

That was terrible! People won't even know what we do.

That would alter history. Above all else...

That'll be hard to top!

That's a funny name for a horrible disease.

That's a popular name today. Little "e," big "B"?

That's good news. You know, you really don't cook enough roasts, Leela.

That's great, Leela!

That's my robot! I own him!

That's natural. After all, you're meek and uninteresting.

That's no flying saucer. That's my ass.

That's not torpedo three! That's not torpedo three at all.

That's right, Ricardo.

That's so plausible I can't believe it.

That's statistically impossible.

That's what I call a hostile makeover.

That's what makes it so sad! I thought I was doing something heroic!

That's why I wish life were more like a video game.

That's why it's time to update our company's stodgy image...

The age old secret...

The blue pie slice represents the money we earned from shipping packages...

The buggalo! They're in the crater!

The challenger's ugly food has shown us...

The company is on the verge of bankruptcy.

The confidence to be your best.

The crowd is pouring out of the stadium L.A. style.

The cruel meatball of war has a rolled onto our laps...

The cruelty of the old pharaoh is a thing of the past.

The damned good looking.

The deal will go ahead as...

The debris from an alien spaceship.

The farmers pray for sunlight, so their barley might make a more refreshing beer...

The first robot ever turned into a human!

The great monument is finished, oh Pharaoh, and now... the unveiling!

The hardest thing was seeing my wife on display in the British Museum

The important thing is by my standards, I won fair and square.

The important thing is that you defeat Elzar after I am gone.

The important thing is, I'm meeting new people.

The Iron Cook is bringing in his signature creation...

The Iron Cook Neptunian has gone all out to please thejudges.

The loser is doomed to scrub.

The Mets? Those bums are worse than me.

The Monastery of Deshuba.

The number one thing I can say about him is this, and simply this...

The only way to get reservations...

The people of that village pray for wealth.

The pharaoh has spoken.

The pie is ready. You guys like swarms of things, right?

The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor.

The principle's essentially the same.

The professor, as current C.E.O., remains...

The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn, at best.

The rustlers must have seen me coming and run off scared.

The same deviled egg.

The secret is fresh pork.

The shares were worthless, and he kept askin' for toilet paper!

The stock's only worth three kajiggers!

The takeover of Planet Express is approved!

The takeover of PlanEx Corp by Mom's Delivery Company...

The tallest volcano in the solar system.

The theme ingredient to be used in every dish today.

The time for stupid statements is over.

The time has come to convert the unbelievers!

The unstoppable juggernaut of the corporate universe!

The very bead used to crush our dreams...

The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day.

The winner will become the new Iron Cook

Them crackers cut my mouth up something bad. Let's stop off for a malt.

Then do them.

Then I am lucky you knocked me onto this pile of rusty bayonets.

Then I have no choice but to charge you the full cost of the materials... $10.

Then it's settled. Elzar will teach me to cook.

Then it's settled. The new chief executive officer...

Then Kif flew Betsy, rescued me from the tornado...

Then we have a tie, and in the event of a tie...

Then without further stalling for time...

Then, when the rustlers attack, I'll make a citizen's arrest.

There comes a time for every man who becomes rich and deserts his friends...

There he is!

There he is!

There is virtually no chance of finding him.

There was no cure at the time.

There was only enough to fill the tub halfway.

There you go.

There, there. If it makes you feel any better...

There!

There! Now no one will forget how I lived or my attitude regarding butt.

There. I've finished fine tuning my "What lf" machine.

There. No major crap ups. You're on, Mr. Ambassador.

There's a microwave radar dish at the Army base. We could steal it.

There's always next year, Professor.

There's always next year.

There's no global positioning signal. Navigation is failing.

There's no place like... I wanna be a witch!

These buggalo aren't yours. They belong to the Wong family.

They are? Oh, my God! I'm a millionaire!

They don't leave much to the imagination.

They have built the universe's most powerful radio telescope...

They have such respect for the planet.

They haven't had much to cheer about this year. Ooh!

They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.

They saw you save my son.

They say their prayers go unheeded.

They sell whole planet for one bead. Sound stupid to me.

They talk of war against the faithful.

They used for everything... meat, milk, and the shells make good rowboat.

They worked thousands of people to death to make these stupid monuments.

They're not your parents, I'm not your sister...

They're scared of our raw power. Oh, but if you want a job...

Thirty minutes to go.

This circle's about free expression, not fascist moves!

This company was the only place I ever really felt at home.

This company's circling the drain, I tell you!

This company's gonna shoot straight to the top...

This company's on the fast track to the "It List." Blast fax kudos all around!

This experiment will determine what food, if any, the alien eats.

This food looks kind of funky...

This has broilers, casserole indicator, ironing board...

This is a stickup!

This is an outrage!

This is Bob Uecker saying thanks for watching.

This is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened.

This is history in the making, folks.

This is my sweet little Betsy.

This is perfect for me!

This is quite a large ranch you have.

This is terrible!

This is the maximum level of being with me.

This is the worst funeral ever!

This is where we serve our richest...

This isn't a business plan. It's an escape plan.

This isn't a business. I've always thought of it more as a source of cheap labor.

This keep up, we need to buy second sauce toilet.

This looks like a job for God.

This mission is incredibly dangerous.

This move's called the Bender.

This not some parallel universe where you getting any younger.

This oven takes only five hours to cook a roast.

This society is a bunch of idiots.

This time we get most decorated lawman in the whole universe.

This toads the wet sprocket.

This way, damn it!

This wimp? You've gone a long way, baby.

This your boyfriend? I have instant dislike of him.

Those are weeds, jackass!

Those cost more lives than they save.

Three, two, one.

Time up ooh!

To a man of enormous experience...

To challenge for the title of...

To deliver this enormous sandstone block.

To determine Hamenthotep's successor.

To equip Pharaoh for his journey...

To humiliate Elzar in a large stadium.

To live in poverty with your dirt farming, teetotaling aunt and uncle.

To live on reservation deep underground.

To the abode of the damned.

To turn Bender into a human...

Today you're going to Osiris Four...

Today, I've personalized each of your meals.

Tomorrow is today, and today is yesterday.

Too exact, if you ask me.

Too late I realize that me children are me only real treasures.

Too much eyeliner!

Tremble in fear at our three different kinds of ships.

Tribe suffer heap big buyer's remorse. We want land back.

Truly you have lived more in your one week of being human...

Trust me. Two out of three doesn't cut it.

Turanga Leela,

TVanchor monster, Morbo.

Two men on, and they're down to their last out.

UFO! UFO!

Ugh! Gag unto me with a spoon.

Ugh. Yes, Malachi, what is it this time?

Uh huh. But is there anything useful we can do?

Uh, actually, you traded it for a bead.

Uh, all right. Here I go.

Uh, also, I had a reservation for one, under "Dr. Bender."

Uh, brunch. Right.

Uh, chemistry

Uh, hello? We haven't made one delivery since you two took over.

Uh, heralds a new dawn in human/robot relations, yes.

Uh, Ms. Johnson? Please bring in some more chair fuel.

Uh, Ms. Johnson? Please bring in some more chair fuel.

Uh, sorry. I think there's a problem with your upstairs toilet.

Uh, what if that thing I said?

Uh, yeah, it's definitely big, all right.

Uhh! The ballot was confusing!

Um, uh, Amy.

Um, uhh.

Um, when you're writin' the Bible, you might want to omit that last miracle.

Um... Um...

Unless... you're not God...

Unnameable horror from beyond, with mango chutney.

Until now, you've gotten by on my leftover charisma...

Until you have tried my way of life for yourselves.

Up next, daring daylight robbery at a municipal swimming pool.

Using a process I call reverse fossilization.

Uuh aah!

Uuh!

Uuh!

Uuh!

Uuh!

Very well. I nominate the professor!

Very well. I'll clean up Kif's mess.

Very well. Let there be light!

Very well. We'll meet on the ancient televised battleground...

Very well. What do they want?

Wait a minute. Bender's name isn't Bonder!

Wait a second.

Wait a second. Did you rip off your own arm as a joke?

Wait! As men of science...

Wait! Everyone must know!

Wait! I know!

Wait! I'm too rich to be kidnapped!

Wait! My sandwich!

Wait. A pie with hobo lifting aroma? Who baked it?

Wait. I know you. You're the sleazebag who owns the Ultimate Robot Fighting League.

Wait. That's the bead you traded your land for?

Wait. What would the robot do?

Wait. Why'd you stop eating, master?

Wait... I'm really sorry, guys.

Wake up!

Walt, hit the retaliate button!

Wanna come with us to see the professor? He might be able to give you a brain.

Was a substantial loss for the company.

Was off and unplugged...

Was to create a parallel universe where you already had reservations.

Wash over this lazy land.

Watch as I fire upwards through our own shield!

Watching apes mangle each other near celebrities.

We are a strictly nonviolent sect.

We are all one, with one mind...

We assumed our ancestors were cheated because they not have concept of ownership.

We believe he was built, and that he was a very well programmed robot.

We bury him with his favorite possessions, such as his heart and liver...

We can fly north and hide under the polar ice caps for a few weeks.

We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil.

We climbed a mountain and locked up some monks!

We come a to Earth to start new life,

We come to negotiate the release of Amy Wong.

We commend the body of the great Hamenthotep...

We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them!

We don't want to live on this planet. It's a dump.

We got guano, very fresh.

We gotta get you out of here. Everything's gonna be all right, Dad.

We have misjudged you, green one.

We hear your voice, oh great Pharaoh.

We hit someone! Quick, back into the ship!

We interrupt this ancient prophecy to bring you a late breaking bulletin.

We just wanted to show you that you really will be remembered.

We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians...

We may not be a traditional family like the Murphys next door..

We need a chef who can attract today's younger...

We need those quarters to do our laundry!

We own entire Western Hemisphere.

We plan to ruin them by stealing buggalo

We shall prevail!

We shall read things off you.

We tore the universe a new space hole. But it's clenching shut fast.

We will give back girl when we get back planet surface.

We will solve our own problems as you commanded.

We'll buy new planet and act like it's sacred.

We'll camp near the top. The rustlers will be sure to spot us there.

We'll have to do an old fashioned alien autopsy.

We'll have to really land on the moon. Invent NASA and tell them.

We'll just stay here forever.

We're going nearly the speed of light, so, uh, roll when you land.

We're in the middle of nowhere, the safest part.

We're in trouble.

We're losing ships, sir. What are your orders?

We're more like Germany... ambitious and misunderstood.

We're not giving you our quarters no matter what!

We're poor no matter what I do! The deal is off!

We've not yet examined one ten millionth of the sky.

Welcome back. Our next guest...

Welcome to Bumbase Alpha, the biggest hobojungle in the quadrant.

Welcome to Earth pizza store. Here. Sit

Welcome to Fenway Park, home of the Boston Poindexters,

Welcome to our monastery.

Well, at least you're still the worst football player of all time.

Well, fans, Boston's turning the last game of the season into a real squeaker,

Well, folks, it's only the fifth inning, but the Swedes have turned this one into a laugher,

Well, Hiroke san, when I asked him...

Well, I guess that sounds okay.

Well, I killed my grandfather.

Well, I must say, I'm impressed. You look just like a ballplayer.

Well, if I know anything about which number is bigger than the other number, I'd say...

Well, if you're gonna be Earthicans, we'll have to teach you.

Well, in that case, one planet down.

Well, it's hard to find shoes that fit me.

Well, let's get him out of here. He's starting to smell up the joint.

Well, let's give baby what he wants.

Well, let's see what kind of things this body can do.

Well, no matter.

Well, no point in lettin' her go to waste.

Well, rot in peace. Fry and I are leaving.

Well, sir, I spent all of ninth grade studying them...

Well, so long. Remember what we talked about.

Well, that was fun. Now, for eons of loneliness

Well, then what do you think you should stop doing?

Well, then what if we throw our laundry in with yours?

Well, there is perhaps one way.

Well, there's time for one last question.

Well, we could join together in prayer.

Well, yeah, but it's way on the other side of the planet.

Well, yeah. But basically, you'd just be a publicity stunt.

Well, you obviously won't listen to reason.

Were to whiz through my skull it could... ow...

Wh Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Wha... Ohh!

Wha...? Oh, right.

What a pleasant surprise.

What about the Great Stone Ass of Mars?

What am I, psychic? I mean... Yes!

What are we, like a bus or somethin'?

What are you guys doing tonight? I'm up for whatever.

What are you solids griping about?

What are you? Some kind of galactic computer?

What art thou doing, Malachi Jr?

What do you monsters want?

What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain?

What have I done?

What if Bender were human?

What if I found my true home?

What if life were more like a video game?

What is this moose drip?

What is...?

What part of"nay" "doethn't" thou understand?

What proof is this... some huge number?

What the hell have you done?!

What the...

What the...

What the... Malachi, what manner of deal is this, with the chanting?

What up?

What was your overall business plan?

What we do is make you starve to death.

What, do I smell or something?

What?

What? My dinner killed you?

What? Really?

What? That's it? Who are you? You're nobody!

What?! Don't ever say or think that. Just concentrate on staying alive.

What's going on? That rhythm, it's doing something to my human butt.

What's that weird sound?

What's that?

What's that?

What's that? Hang on. I'll look.

What's that? Hang on. I'll look.

What's the point of pullin' the biggest pool caper ever if nobody knows you did it?

What's this layer of ozone? That's never been there before.

What's your mission? Are you planning a kind of alien human hybrid?

Whee!

Whee!

When he goes back how it was.

When he was crushed by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.

When I grow up, I want to injure men by throwing stuff at them, just like you, Leela.

When I issue this challenge to Mom!

When I present you to the Nobel Prize Committee.

When I was frozen, giant carrots ruled the Earth.

When our ancestor, Sir Reginald Wong, bought Mars from stupid natives.

When the professor finds out, he'll tear me a new cloaca!

When the professor finds out, he'll tear me a new cloaca!

When will man learn that all races...

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

When you meet my boyfriend tonight.

Where are we?

Where the Mets close out a season that will rank among mankind's most awful crimes.

Where we're building the fake moon landing?

Where will I go? What will I do?

Where?

Whew! Everyone okay? No one considering lawsuit?

Which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

Which I just made up.

Which is the one people like to hug?

Which is the reverse of regular, uh, eh...

Which proves you can't really be my grandma...

While the green slice represents an $8.00 bank error in our favor.

Whiskey okay?

Who else has a question for the "What lf" machine?

Who wants the machine to show them an alternate reality?

Who wants to go to an amusement park?

Who would have thought a small amount of liquid would ever fall on me?

Who's next?

Who's there, Hermes? Is it visitors?

Whoa oa oa!

Whoa whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Ow!

Whoa. This is awesome.

Whoa. You look a lot better than you used to for some reason.

Whoo hoo! Viva Hamenthotep!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Microbrewed. My guys did all right.

Whoo! Yeah! Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em!

Whoop!

Whose confection will achieve perfection?

Whose ever meal is best will claim the title of Iron Cook.

Whose food stuff will be the good stuff?

Why did you come to Earth?

Why does everyone keep saying that?

Why does no one visit me in my home?

Why is there so little traffic?

Why, you...

Why? Why?

Will go down as the single worst player in the history of blernsball.

Will take place in the business center in ten minutes.

Will ya look at that?

Wish I had Bender back.

With all your precious science?

With Ambassador Kong of Planet Nintendu 64.

With cash like this, who's going to argue? Nobody, that's who.

With her apple dandies, Martha Stewart's head.

With you blocking the only escape route? Don't be silly.

Without a lot of x rayin' and such...

Without one, we have no hope of returning to the future.

Wock a, wock a, wock a, wock a!

Wock a, wock a, wock a, wock a!

Wock a, wock a, wock a, wock a!

Wock a, wock a, wock a, wock a!

Wock a, wock a, wock a, wock a! Mmm, delicious!

Wock a, wock a, wock a.

Wock a, wock a...

Women.

Won't that change history?

Work faster... like this!

Worshippers? This oughta liven up my endless, tragic voyage!

Wow, look at that. Olympus Mons...

Wow! Ostentatious.

Wow! The first woman ever to play major league blernsball!

Wow.

Wow. A talking scarecrow.

Wrong way.

Yahoo! Another thing I'm great at.

Yea!

Yea! What? What did he say?

Yea! Whoo whoo whoo!

Yeah

Yeah, a role model for how to stink.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, but he bunted. Clowns are only funny when they swing away.

Yeah, I know. That's why I asked if what I did...

Yeah, I noticed your sign. I thought I'd learn a bit about your program here.

Yeah, me too now.

Yeah, remember who your real friends are.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you show him!

Yeah!

Yeah! Make me famous, big head!

Yeah! Play those bongos.

Yee haw!

Yep. I once et there back when I what was a senator.

Yes, but there are so many, asking so much.

Yes, everybody love Betsy. We going to eat her at Amy's wedding...

Yes, I did, Leels, and I'll tell you why.

Yes, I'm I'm sure they will. Yes.

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing.

Yes, it's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle.

Yes, ordinary water laced with nothing more...

Yes, there is, Bender.

Yes, tonight is kind of special.

Yes, tonight we are slaves to no one...

Yes, we were there. And we just finished watching it again on TV.

Yes, yes, I know... tiny, meek, uninteresting.

Yes, yes. You a big, squishy wuss.

Yes. Good thing I noticed the similar shapes.

Yes. I am fine. Give the gypsy ten dollars.

Yes. Our biggest seller is Leela's bean pizza...

Yo soy muy malo en lanzar.

Yo, fool, it's Mixmaster Festus.

Yo, hook me up. My turkey is dry, and I've tried everything.

Yo, Spargle. If you're such a great cook, how'd you end up in this dump?

You almost got yourself run over.

You are always welcome here at Rancho Zoidberg.

You are defeated! Instead of shooting where I was...

You are free to go. Sorry about all the rustling and kidnapping.

You are now possessions of the great Pharaoh Hamenthotep...

You are now slaves of the great Pharaoh Hamenthotep.

You are! What about that little girl you visited in the hospital?

You are.

You better get a batting helmet.

You call that motivating me?

You can't count on God for jack!

You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless.

You could become the greatest chef ever!

You didn't even refrigerate it, you spineless lobster!

You didn't let me finish!

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

You don't need courage.

You don't understand. When I get nervous...

You don't understand. Without the distraction of taste...

You fly the buggalo like us.

You got a chisel? Take this down.

You got fleeced.

You gotta hope even more. And cover your ears and go,

You had to drag spines into this!

You have coughed at our offer of peace, so you must die.

You have Mrs. Darlinghaven's cotillion at 7:00, ma'am.

You have to use a light touch...

You have true reverence for Mother Mars.

You heard me.

You here five hours and already you tear up couch...

You honor me, Chairman Koji.

You jerk! Why'd you have to drag us along?

You know the one I mean... the one who died?

You know the worst thing about being a slave?

You know what else stinks about being a slave? The hours.

You know, if you still want your land, we could just trade back for it

You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

You like holding me, don't you?

You mean family that took all Martian land and gave us one lousy bead?

You mean we traveled through time?

You mean, keep your eye on the ball.

You mean, we can never catch up to him?

You mean, you'd rather be rich than work together?

You mean... Oh, no, please. I beg you. Oh, for the love of...

You must smoke peace pipe and you must do it peacefully. Or we'll kill you!

You only go in as a joke when we're eight runs behind,

You ought to marry her and father children right away

You people look like you're waitin' for the bus.

You really are a massive bonehead!

You really think they'll remember me?

You remind me of Enus. Mind walking me home?

You save us a, sir.

You see, the telescope is also an amplifying transmitter.

You should have shot at where I was going to be.

You sneak onto the Army base and rescue Bender's body.

You stink, lady!

You suck!

You sure about these a chairs?

You sure are helpful. You got anything to eat in that lunch box?

You think they'd let me use it to look for Bender?

You wanna get adopted, you little skank?

You want to go home, right?

You waste words. We want return of land that was taken from us.

You watched it. You can't un watch it.

You were doing well until everyone died.

You were so awful that women everywhere set out to prove they don't stink as bad as you

You were the greatest man any of us will ever know.

You're at my funeral singing about some dead stiff named Danny Boy?

You're best off solving your own problems.

You're goin' down!

You're just going to forget it five seconds later.

You're not gonna believe it.

You're not so bad yourself, big boy.

You're pathetic.

You're right. I can't let people down anymore.

You're the best, babe.

You've been training with the Hank Aaron?

You've got eight. But more urgent is the microwave.

You've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living...

Young man, you have opened our minds and swayed our hearts

Your attention, please. Now pitching for the Mets,

Your gasps intrigue me. Explain.

Your loss is a tragedy, but our work...

Your mind is free to touch the Zen of pure flavor.

Your shares are worth $107 apiece.

Your standard bending unit is made of an iron osmium alloy...

Your task is nearly completed.

Your training is complete, little dessert spoon.

Yuck!

Zapp Branigan, at your service.

Zoidberg owned 51 percent of the company?

Zoidberg picks up another piece. The crowd goes wild.

Zoidberg, are you coming?

17.9 billion acres.

40?

107!

# And down... ## Danny Boy?

Absolutely. Oh, Mommy! I found my true home!

Again, yeah. But basically, you'd just be... Yippee!

Ah, come on! Dagnabbit!

All hail the Metal Lord! So hailed!

Am I still a good person? I don't know, sir.

Amy, what are you doing here? I forgot to give you something before you left.

and let's get on with the sale! I don't think so.

And then what? Then we utter unto him a short prayer.

And we shall bow down and worship to ourselves.

Any guesses? Uh, work really, really hard?

Anything? No. Wait!

Are you coming on to me? I take exception to that.

Aw, man! Oh, it hurts.

Bean! Bean! Uuh!

Bean! Bean! Yea, Leela!

Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean! Uuh!

Bean! Bean! Bean! Bean! Your attention.

Bender, are you okay? Don't know. I'll try to move my feet.

Bender, did you have something to do with this? Of course not!

Bender, how did you get in here? As your agent, I have access to you at all times.

Bender, that's great! How much did you get me? One hundred dollars.

Bring me that. Make it two. And a glass of all your water.

But he just said "Whoo!" No, that was air escaping from the folds of his fat.

But they're kings, Mommy. Jam a bastard in it, you crap!

But what about your sacred land? Land, schmand.

But you still have them, right? Oh, yes...

But your parents still don't like me. Well, "gloviously."

Buy 3,000 corn bellies! Two hundred cans Whoop Ass!

Can I pat you on the butt? Fry, I'm a professional athlete. So go ahead.

Choke on that, causality! 1 947 can kiss my shiny metal...

Cigarette, pardner? Oh, I don't...

Convert them? To radioactive vapor!

Couldn't we just count to one? Or better yet, one half? Good idea, slave.

Crawl, pigs! Ow! Ohh.

Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Ouch. Ouch.

Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Oh! Ah! Get off of me. Stop.

Dear Lord... Oh, next!

Don't be a fool, you idiot! I'll be whatever I want to do!

Don't be embarrassed. They're dead.

Elzar! Get lost, old man!

Enus! He's dead. Sorry!

Even if I prayed to you? Earth? Which way is that?

Excuse me. I'd like to talk to you. Am I under arrest?

Fork 'em over! Fork 'em over! Forget it, you pixilated pirates!

Fry, could you go make some popcorn? Okay.

Fry, you scoundrel! I don't remember any of that.

Gadzooks, I'd better ask sarge. No time. Run! Run to safety.

Gadzooks, sarge. It's him. It's my grandfather, Enus.

Go, Leela! Put it right down the pike!

Good idea. What's the holdup?

Good riddance. What about my service?

Hair gel? No, thanks. I make my own.

Have a pudding pop! No thanks. I don't...

Have sex with them and you're in. Actually, sir...

Heart. Take. I've got four of them.

Hell yeah! In my whole life...

Here. Take. Oh, no, thanks. I'm on the peace patch.

Hey, I think I know who the next pharaoh is. Oh, Lord.

Hey, Leela, you know who I remember? Oh, please let it be me.

Hey, we can't lose. No, Kif. It's too risky.

Hey! Hey, come on! Ooh, sorry. I win.

Hmm. The only known entrance to the Martian reservation.

Holy... Great Roosevelt's ghost!

Hooray! You bring back cattle! Yes, but...

How about a hand recount? Okay. Ow!

How do I look? Like a sexy Yogi Berra.

How do we even know she's alive? I'm fine.

How does it work? Well, in regular fossilization...

How long have you been at it? 700 years.

How many are left? You're looking at her.

Huh? Hey... What?

I believe I've done that. No question.

I bend a knees for you. Ooh, that's comfy.

I can! Isn't there a man on this...

I can't. Ooh!

I could? Yes.

I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit. Thank you.

I guess I made a difference after all. You absolutely did, Leela.

I haven't even lit it yet. Oh.

I just hope they like me. And why wouldn't they?

I thought that was number two. I knocked it up a notch.

I want to see them! It's nobody!

I was enjoying it until you showed up. Now everything is back as it was.

I was? Uh huh.

I'd sell my stock right now for a sandwich. Sold!

I'll have an injection of Fem a slim. Two chili dogs coming up.

I'll kill you! I own one share of Planet Kajigger...

I'm expressing my sorrow. Get lost!

I'm makin' you my new vice chairman. Wahoo!

I'm not hearing a no. Nerts to this crab.

I'm not worried about that. Then you're braver than I.

I'm okay, then. Storm dying down.

I'm worried about "blank." Don't you worry about "blank." Let me worry about "blank."

I'm your man! I vote my 10,000 shares for the professor.

I've been training with a Hank Aaron. All right then.

I've not heard of them. They are an ancient order...

Is it lit now? Yep.

It is! Friendship, then I'll sell Planet Express... for you.

It's the end of the line. We're ruined!

It's time to give up. You're right.

just how blowful were you? Well, I had a low batting average.

Leela? Jackie. I guess you were right.

Let me go! No!

Let us therefore... Party!

Let's trash this place!

Like a family. You're right, Professor.

Look at Bender roll that dough! I've never seen such confident...

Look, I don't care if there's horse manure in it. That's a good.

Lowly slave, why are you not working? I am.

Me. Please. Hermes.

Mmm! Mmm!

most successful chumps. Tonight, that's us.

must have found my nuclear pile! Fear not, my Lord.

my good chum. But why would God think in binary?

My head is spinning. My popcorn's done.

My name's Joe, and I'm a defrostee. Hello, Joe.

Nah, it's not working anymore. Speak for yourself.

Neat! So, Hank... the bad Hank...

No batter anymore. Take your base.

No shellfish! That is so unfair.

No, Blek! Other way around. Oh, right. Offer accepted.

No, sir, Mister Fry. Thanks, doll.

No. Oh, thank God!

Nothing can get in or out... except millions of snakes.

Now let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome. No!

Number one... Behold, the one commandment.

of our great Pharaoh Hamenthotep. Impressive.

Oh, but you'll need nine players. No problem.

Oh, forget it! Bender, being God isn't easy.

Oh, gee! Bull's eye!

Oh, Inez, with them stolen, we ruined! Okay, I want a divorce.

Oh, Kif, you're so brave. Shh! They'll hear us!

Oh, my God! Who are they?

Oh, thank you. Do they come in women's sizes?

Ohh!

Okay, I've got one. This family... Man in the attic!

Once there was this woman driving... Hook on the hand!

One half! Pull! One half! Pull! Now we're slavin'

Ooh! Wow.

Ooh. Nice.

Or at least give them more shoes to eat. Fat chance!

Ours is small and neutral. Switzerland is small and neutral.

Ow!

Package delivery. Package delivery?

Pardon? It's the 20th century.

Please put me in. No! We're actually winning this game.

Please. He too much of a wimp. Yeah.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth! Oh?

Professor? I'll ruin you like I ruined this company!

Pss! That's not scary. It is if you're a laser printer.

Psst! We found him! Ah!

Psst! You're holding the bat upside down. Just pitch the ball.

Remember that song, "Safety Dance"? Sure do.

Reveal yourself to us. Behold!

Second. I move that we vote on...

Second. I move that your cat stinks and is ugly.

Second. Second. Second.

See that waitress? I know what I want for dessert.

She's got a fine coat. Now, we need buggalo to lure the rustlers.

Slop's on! Fine lookin' eats.

Snap out of it! Start the ship.

So we can have the diamond? No. We do have concept of ownership.

So what did you get me? A thousand and one pesos.

Space pirates? You know, pirates! But in space!

Stee rike! Hooray! Yeah, you did it, Leela.

Stomach contents. One deviled egg. Deviled egg?

Stupid jerk. He's alive.

Surprise! Happy funeral, Bender!

than the rest of us have in our entire lives. Whoo!

that collided with God! That seems probable.

That is stupid! I can't believe you're laughing...

That the best hemisphere. It's the same on Earth.

That's my fiancée, Mildred. Grandma Mildred? No dessert.

That's not Earth. Oh.

That's the only thing about being a slave. Attention!

The only thing that keeps me sane...

Then I don't know that. Cool! Cool.

There goes my... life.

There, good as new. Don't you need this one?

These people really know how to die. Are you crazy?

This sounds like a job for... Lt. Kif Kroker.

This stinks! Madam is outraged!

Three big bags of trash! Attention, please.

Uh huh. Amy Wong. And you are? Mad at Wong family.

Uh oh! Oh, my God! He ate Fry!

Uuh! D'oh!

Uuh! Ooh! Ouch!

W Where am I? Move forward! Walk into the light!

Wait, why do you still exist? I don't know. Maybe God loves me.

we could rule this world! No question.

We ruined! No o o!

We shall be with you soon! You're with me now!

We're gonna crash! Not if I can help it.

We're in the eye of the storm! Where?

We're trying our best. Your best is an idiot.

We've got to go back for Bender. Impossible! The time hole is closing.

Welcome, President Truman. This visit's top secret.

Well, actually... Too late. This is more fun.

Well, that's not so bad. No, I mean 40 pounds!

Well, there's the material rewards. You mean this junk?

What about our thousands of shares of stock? Worthless.

What did you call me? A robo. You know, a robot hobo.

What happened to the buggalo? They been rustled under cover of storm.

What have you got that's really overpriced? Everything.

What is your purpose here? All right, officer, I'll move along.

What smells like blue? Fry, get up here. It's starting.

What was the first one again? I hate you

What? Oh, it was a brilliant scheme...

What? Who are you? Jackie Anderson.

What...? Snacks.

What'll you folks have? I'll have soylent green...

When did he die? Hmm.

Where does the other end come out? You know, I'm not quite sure.

Where? Right in front of you.

Who built you? I have always been.

Who should I make it out to? Well, uh, to eBay.

Who y boy? # From glen to glen #

Who's a sheep? Uh, excuse me.

Who's building it? You. Say again?

Whoo! That concludes the funeral.

Whooo, whoo, whoo, whoo! You call that a pressed ham?

Why Amy being so quiet? Um... Well, um...

Why did you bring us here? And why did I have to take a cab?

Will you sign my magazine? Aw, sure thing, sweetie.

Would that be acceptable? I guess so.

Yeah, the professor! Me too! Me?

Yeah! Yes, sir. Way to suck it!

Yeah! All right! I'm even richer!

Yes, my liege. No, we're not!

Yes? Hi, Dad. It's me and my coworkers.

Yes? We're here to see the professor.

Yes. Go away!

Yes. What if I do something different?

Yes. Let us smoke um peace pipe. Smoke um?

Yo, hot wheels.

Yo. And the microwave radiation...

You almost got neutered. Ain't as bad as killed.

You building a wife? Part of one.

You don't have to do this to prove your manliness. Oh, yes, he does.

You done enough. Yeah!

You know, I was God once. Yes, I saw.

You know, like a pig or somethin'. Oh, that's so kind of you.

You mean that Yellow Brick Road? The City Council renamed it in 1975.

You say something? N No. No.

You speak English? I do now

You tell a story. With pleasure.

You want some salad with that? Yuck!

You'll be meeting with General Colin Pacman. Wock a, wock a, wock a!

You're not stuck. Shut up.

You've changed, Fry. What? I haven't changed.

You've never seen mine. No, I haven't.

Your words guide us. We're dumb.

...and a conspiracy nut who no one will believe.

...and a foot soaking tub, since, as a woman, you'll be in front of it all day.

...and then the terrible tragedy of his death.

...blasted us through time. Seen today's news?

...but if it's like my Chevy Nova, it'll light up the sky.

...combined with gravitons and graviolies from the supernova...

...exactly 24 hours.

...for the town of Roswell, New Mexico.

...he was vaporized, so he can't come back as a zombie.

...I just need someone to hold me.

...I've never dramatically revealed anything as shocking as this.

...in which case, don't not do it. Got it.

...into its original design.

...is his own grandfather, who are we to judge?

...it is our sacred duty to preserve the past exactly as it was.

...la!

...that the implosion trigger functioned perfectly.

...which explains why the chronograph turned into this calendar.

...with a soylent orange and soylent coleslaw.

...you're only going with girls because you're supposed to?

'80s style

'Cause I could use a heart... a human heart.

'cause I don't want ass prints on my new door!

'Cause your apartment smells like Poly Grip and cat pee!

" The New Delivery Kings?"

"And then... honk, honk... The car honked its own horn!"

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah."

"Blank? Blank? You're not looking at the big picture!"

"Dear Diary...

"Here's your pizza," I'd say. "I didn't order any," they'd say.

# Are calling #

# Are you still half insane #

# But the years went by and Pharaoh died #

# Dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun, dun dun, dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun, dun... #

# From the Lollipop Guild the Lollipop... ##

# Oh, Danny boy #

# Oh, Danny boy # Ohh!

# P P P Pharaoh and his pets #

# Pharaoh, my god king #

# Susie went and joined him in the afterlife... ##

# The pipes, the pipes #

# We resemble but are legally distinct #

# You are cold and deceased #

300. Failing.