The Brady Bunch Movie Edit

A $20,000 advance?

A big bully.

A big day ahead of us.

A big rock star like that

A building he designed completely collapsed.

A check made out to the Brady Bunch

A couple of self serve pump

A fresh, young musical group.

A good time.

A little punch?

A little work on yourself.

A new look.

A residential mini mall.

A ride?

A very talented fellow...

A way out of this mess.

About a "Search for the Stars" contest.

About something really important.

About taking Mr. Dittmeyer up on his offer.

About the dance, Charlie...

About the offer, the answer's still no.

After all, you are my best friend.

Ah ha ha ha!

Ahh.

Alice, I want you to stick out your hand

Alice?

Alice.

All finished.

All right, but no hot rodding.

All right, everybody.

All right, let's have a big hand for Phlegm.

All right, now, remember, everyone, act happy.

All right, troops, off to school.

All right, you have my permission

All right.

All right.

All right. Good bye.

All those cute, little visiting grandchildren...

Alone, we can only move buckets, but if we work together,

Am I a hit?

Am I invisible?

Amongst children of blended families.

And a Slurpee machine.

And Alice!

And all we could come up with was $110.

And as a wise man once said:

And become some big, flashy rock star,

And can block the view of the street

And checked out the sight lines myself.

And close your eyes.

And from now on, no more secrets.

And go to a new school.

And God bless!

And I get very confused.

And I have it right here.

And I invited him

And I never did see a toilet.

And I said yes.

And I say to myself, "Jan, put on your glasses."

And I thought Sam had magic fingers.

And I'm a part of you,

And I'm not going to let you talk to Marcia like that.

And I'm still growing.

And it's a really great plan.

And losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage.

And make new friends.

And my nose still hasn't gone down.

And my tapes.

And not enough about the kids.

And now he can get that $20,000 advance.

And now we can stay in our house after all.

And our garden...

And pretend I just said

And see if they've gotten any of our mail by mistake.

And she's harder to get into

And singing one of Greg's songs,

And take the pointer... and we will trace

And that really works?

And that smile...

And that works?

And that would be using bad judgment.

And that's why I called this meeting.

And the surge of hormones

And the tax bill?

And there's a first prize of $20,000.

And there's no escaping that...

And they're not for sale.

And this family can accomplish anything.

And this family is our home.

And this is my sister Marcia.

And we may lose this house,

And we owe them $20,000 by the end of the week

And we'll never find neighbors like the Bradys.

And we're staying.

And who'll answer the phone:

And who'll help me...

And with Sam, ten,

And you are all making out like bandits.

And you are?

And you know something? Yeah.

And you run these letters to the Dittmeyers

And, after all, he is the big man on campus.

And, after much consideration, Mr. Swanson,

And, by tattling on someone,

And, excuse me...

And, girl, you better work.

And, if your sister would wear her glasses,

And, of course

And, well, we decided

And...

Another neighborhood like this.

Anyone out there?

Anything for my number one fan.

Apart from your siblings.

Are just eight...

Are you all right?

Are you okay?

Are you up there?

As long as it's not Betsy Wetsy.

As long as we have our family,

As much as we can.

As our judges

As soon as we get to school.

Assorted colors and textures.

At school...

Autographing her new perfume!

Available up in Utah.

Aw, shut up, you loser!

Bad news, I'm afraid.

Because home is where your heart is,

Because one family is willing to stand up

Because she's taking it in the rear.

Because they owe

Because we're Bradys,

Because, after the auction tomorrow at 2:00, I'll own it.

Before we go down.

Besides you.

Besides, all my friends at school

Besides, she doesn't do everything around her.

Better myself, Jan, but I'll try anyway.

Better than that!

Big man on campus, huh?

Bill.

Bill.

Biology.

Blond, blue eyed, answers to the name of Jan.

Blow off, cheeseball.

Blue eyes, blonde hair, answers to the name of Jan.

Blue skies, clean living, Osmonds.

Bobby, people like to be corrected

Bobby!

Bobby.

Boy, he's worse than Marcia.

Boy, is she a good tipper.

Boy, this is crummy.

Boy, you sure have

Brady girls?

Brady residence.

Brady.

Brady...

Bravo... Johnny Bravo.

Breaker, one nine, breaker, one nine,

Breaker, one nine, do you read me?

Breast implants?

Bulimia?

But Brady's right.

But can my doll help, too?

But don't worry. I'll call AAA

But first, you're going to have to do

But Greg Brady does.

But he's not in a good mood

But here he is...

But how can I use my good looks and sparkling personality

But how will we sing without you?

But how?

But I can't tell you,

But I didn't want to get all your hopes up.

But I don't do things like that.

But I want you to remember

But I was just kidding myself.

But I'd hate to ask a law enforcement official

But I'm president of his fan club

But I've been here for hours!

But it makes me feel really special.

But it sounded better coming from Marcia.

But it's going to get better.

But it's her job to ask questions.

But it's too...

But it's very important that you tell someone...

But Jan could be dead by then!

But my name's not Jack... it's Greg.

But our house is at stake.

But ten separate, just ten.

But then I say, "You look like a super creep.

But there are only two days left

But these things are important

But tonight, I'd like to introduce you to...

But we Bradys follow our own drummer.

But we used our savings

But we were counting on you to give us a ride to our house.

But we'll always have our family

But we're still hurting from the recession.

But we're still nowhere near $20,000.

But when I was out in the real world,

But where else are we going to find

But why does Marcia get all the socks?

But you don't want to be a tattle,

But you needn't worry.

But, as a member of the safety patrol,

But, Daddy...

But, Doug, this isn't the school dance.

But, Jan, you don't have any friends.

But, Jan, you don't have any friends.

But, Marcia, he gets millions of letters.

By the county of Los Angeles,

By the power authorized me

By the time he proposes,

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye, Bobby.

Bye, honey.

Bye, Jan.

Bye, Mom.

Bye, Sam.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Call me old fashioned,

Can I call you back, Mr. Feldman?

Can I give you a hand?

Can I have a kiss good night?

Can I have your attention, please?

Can I have your attention, please?

Can I mow your lawn?

Can you do that? Of course.

Can you give us a ride?

Can you understand that?

Can't just drop everything for our dance.

Capping those teeth

Careful, Mr. Brady. Don't bend over.

Carol loves it, the kids love it, Alice loves it.

Carol thinks so, the kids think so, Alice thinks so.

Carol, are you still eating red meat?

Carol, I designed this house myself...

Causes dramatic physical and emotional changes.

Charges?

Charlie, thanks.

Christmas Carol, this is Schultzy, come back to me.

Cinderella,

Cindy, do I have to remind you

Cindy, let's talk about it tomorrow.

Cindy, that's Mr. Dittmeyer's business.

Cindy!

Cindy.

Come after me if you're out there, over.

Come on in, Doug.

Come on, Cindy.

Come on, Cindy.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, everybody, hurry up.

Come on, everybody. He can give us a lift.

Come on, gang, let's go.

Come on, gang, let's go. Hurry!

Come on, gang, let's have a look.

Come on, Greg. Hurry up.

Come on, Jan.

Come on, kids.

Come on, Marcia, open up.

Come on, Marcia.

Come on, Marcia.

Come on, Peter. That's us.

Come on, you guys, we got

Come on! Hurry up!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Consciousness. Hey, Doug.

Consider yourself hired.

Cool. You'll hear from me.

Couldn't have done it better myself.

Criminal negligence.

Cut my hair?!

Cut the crap, Dittmeyer.

Cut the crap.

Daddy, Mrs. Dittmeyer said that she'd be glad

Daddy, there's a Brady in our yard!

Damn kid.

Davy Jones is the most.

Davy Jones!

Did anyone say anything

Did the kids run away?

Did you get everyone or not?

Did you hit a home run today?

Didn't anybody hear me?

Didn't you hear it?

Dina?

Dina...

Dinner's ready.

Dinner's ready... Ooh, my nose!

Dittmeyer!

Do I have any takers?

Do I look like a yellow, fuzzy baby bird to you?

Do I not have a voice?

Do it and die.

Do it... and die, Eric.

Do something to make yourself stand out...

Do we always have to walk so close?

Do you ever use pens and pencils?

Do you have any protection?

Do you like it?

Do you want some of this, Jan?

Doesn't she, kids?

Doesn't wreck this. You hear me?

Don't forget my $10 reward money.

Don't forget your jump rope.

Don't let anybody

Don't listen to her!

Don't play ball in the house.

Don't they have beanstalks in Seattle?

Don't worry about me.

Don't you mean Marcia Brady's little sister?

Doug just said hi to me.

Doug Simpson's sure to notice me today.

Doug, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.

Doug, your hand is on my shoulder.

Dressed in yellow,

Dries out?

During the onset of puberty.

Eddie. Wait a minute. Didn't you hear me?

Especially for penal code 117

Especially Marcia.

Even if we lose our house, we're still Bradys.

Even with a swollen nose,

Every color, every brick,

Every sheet of Formica.

Everybody out. This is a carjack.

Everybody think.

Everyone loves Marcia.

Exactly. That's why

Excuse me, but the juice will make your shoes slip.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Far out, Jan. Yeah. Yeah.

Finally.

Finally.

Find the money?

Fine.

First prize

First prize is exactly $20,000.

First prize: $20,000."

First, we begin with ovulation and its effect

For $20,000.

For a fast food joint.

For my first song,

For oncoming traffic.

For one of your health clubs

For passing judgment on you,

For the best musical group,

For the grooviest chick at West Dale High.

For the Stars $20,000 grand prize is...

For what they believe in?

Forget it, Doug.

Forget your ice mask.

Friday night, maybe you'd like to go

Gee, thanks, Mrs. Cummings.

Gee, there are so many things I'm good at.

Geez, you can be so silly sometimes.

Get me my ice mask.

Get out now!

Get out of here. Oh, stop, please.

Get ready...

Get set...

Get your butt ugly face down here!

Give the rest of our contestants a big hand

Give you your own look...

Go ahead and snitch if you want.

Go away.

Go back to sleep, Cindy.

Go!

God, she drives me crazy!

Going out for a soda after school?

Good afternoon.

Good bye.

Good for you.

Good idea, Marcia.

Good luck.

Good news, everybody.

Good news, Greg.

Good. That's good.

Gosh, I wish I lived here.

Gosh, Marcia, there are other people in this family

Gotten so big.

Grab some costumes.

Grandma!

Great idea, Marcia.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Greg was right.

Greg, have you gone bananas?

Greg, hurry. The house.

Greg, I think he has a flat tire.

Greg, what are we going to do?

Greg!

Greg? Peter? Bobby?

Greg.

Guess.

Guy's been through a lot lately,

Guys, there's no point in fighting.

Ha! Brady.

Half a mil... take it or leave it.

Hand in your face and call it barf mold?

Has my nose gotten worse?

Have a good day.

Have a nice day.

Have fun, kids.

Have we borrowed each other's power tools

Haven't paid our taxes?

Having trouble

He has us,

He is so dreamy, isn't he?

He must need a jack.

He's fine.

He's so outtasight.

Hello, Doug Simpson.

Hello, Eric. Are your parents home?

Hello, Missy.

Hello, Mr. Dittmeyer.

Hello.

Hello. I'm calling from a marketing firm.

Help Alice make some cookies?

Help? Wake up!

Here comes Doug.

Here comes Mom and Dad.

Here.

Here. Hit the road, bad seed.

Here's a copy of my book...

Hey, do you know who'd love to hear about this?

Hey, Eddie!

Hey, Eric.

Hey, everybody, look at Alice.

Hey, everybody, look.

Hey, Grandpa...

Hey, great job. Thanks.

Hey, Greg, you're the Casanova of Clinton Avenue.

Hey, Heidi, go yodel in your own yard, huh?

Hey, I saw something

Hey, I've got it.

Hey, knock it off or I'll...

Hey, little girl!

Hey, lose the hat.

Hey, Marcia, look. It's our friend, Eddie.

Hey, Marcia, you got a sec?

Hey, Marcia, you looked great up there.

Hey, Marcia!

Hey, Marcia.

Hey, Marcia.

Hey, Marcia.

Hey, Mom always said

Hey, Mrs. Dittmeyer.

Hey, neato idea.

Hey, she's just trying to help.

Hey, that's a nifty idea, Marcia.

Hey, that's funny, Donna.

Hey, there, groovy chick.

Hey, there, groovy chicks.

Hey, what's wrong with your voice?

Hey, where are you going?

Hey, why the gloom?

Hey, why the long face, Bobby?

Hey, you guys, stop fighting!

Hey, you moron!

Hey, you're one groovy chick.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey.

Hey...

Hey...

Hey... what about me?

Hi, Charlie.

Hi, Doug.

Hi, Doug.

Hi, everybody.

Hi, everybody.

Hi, everybody.

Hi, folks.

Hi, Holly.

Hi, honey.

Hi, Marcia.

Hi, Marcia.

Hi, Marcia.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm back.

Hi. I'm Doug Simpson.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Well, you see, Billy...

Hmm...

Hmm...

Hmm... really?

Hold everything.

Honey, Alice isn't going anywhere, and neither are we.

Honey, I think you've stirred that enough.

Honey, no one's answered us in years.

Hopping around in potato sacks.

House will be auctioned 2:00 p.m. tomorrow..."

How about 20,000 of them?

How about Jan's idea

How about this Astroturf lawn

How about you and me

How can I get Holly to go for me?

How can I make it up to you?

How could those losers win anything?

How did you know about the house

How do you feel about

How is Mrs. Dittmeyer?

How much I dig her.

How should I put this delicately, Mike?

How to get to West Dale High School.

How's about

How's your daddy?

How's your science project coming?

Huh? What? Why?

Huh. Sounds like some family

Hurry, Peter.

I already told Charlie

I always knew you could hit a grand slam

I always thought our grandchildren

I am.

I believe these are my white kneesocks.

I call the way back.

I can hold my own books, and it's not history...

I can never show my face in school again.

I can still smell a rat.

I can't help thinking what might have been

I can't take it anymore!

I can't wait until the dance Friday night.

I could be a teen model!

I couldn't have put it

I designed a structure especially for your needs.

I designed this house myself.

I don't have "inner voices."

I don't have a family.

I don't take rides from strangers.

I don't think that's any of her business.

I finished mine.

I got a 20 on a little girl.

I got a surprise for you.

I got the backseat.

I got to get something

I got to have that.

I grew my hedge tall for a reason.

I guarantee it! Please.

I guess I just don't have what it takes.

I guess this means it's over.

I guess you won't be breaking ground until after he dries out.

I had that idea two days ago.

I have a little, uh... matter to discuss.

I have some news

I have to tell you something.

I have to think about their health!

I haven't changed my mind.

I hear that their maid works for free.

I heard what you said, Doug...

I heard you.

I hereby offer this property to the highest bidder,

I hope you had a good time and we'll see you...

I I'm going to... lose...

I just dropped her off at 4222 Clinton Way.

I just figured we'd come up here and unwind a little bit

I just remembered.

I just tell it like it is.

I knew it!

I know I should wear them.

I know that every January, Mr. Yeager's going to have

I know this because I was on my bike

I know you do...

I know you won't be selling this house

I know.

I like Charlie, but Doug is so cute.

I liked it.

I live next door to her.

I look at myself in the mirror every morning

I look awful, just awful.

I lost them.

I love it.

I love it.

I love this house.

I love your hair.

I made more than you... almost $12.

I mean the newsboy.

I mean the painting's crooked.

I mean, it's... it's incredible.

I mean, Mr. Jones.

I might as well die.

I must warn you that your hedge is overgrown

I need a 20 on a little girl.

I never thought of it like that.

I never thought of it that way, Dad.

I never thought of it that way.

I only have three developers coming all this week.

I realized that I wanted me to be here.

I really did make a splash.

I really had a great time, Marcia.

I really shouldn't say anything.

I repeat,

I rest my case.

I see.

I see.

I still don't know why you had to tag along.

I suppose you don't want to go out with me now, huh?

I sure am glad your mom let you sleep over

I sure am going to miss this house.

I sure wish he'd write back.

I sure would miss our kitchen

I tell you what.

I think I hear the nose boy.

I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.

I think I'd better go.

I think I'm losing you.

I think Peter's a babe.

I think you're really... neato.

I think you're... Ginger and Mary Ann combined.

I thought he might show up,

I thought I could change my name and my personality

I thought I told you

I thought it was right up your alley.

I thought no one wanted me here anymore,

I thought that was my leg.

I thought you were from Nebraska.

I told you I'd take care of everything.

I want something simple.

I want to ask Donna Leonard

I was just wondering

I would go to the dance with him.

I wouldn't know where to start.

I wouldn't snitch.

I wrote him over a month ago.

I... I don't understand you.

I'd be more than happy to wrap his package.

I'd like to sing a number I wrote

I'd like to, Mike,

I'll be in touch with you.

I'll be six feet under.

I'll be the most humiliated girl in the world.

I'll bet you'd feel right at home there.

I'll get Alice.

I'll get it.

I'll get right to work.

I'll keep you warm, Marcia.

I'll never be anything.

I'll run the plate.

I'm bowled over.

I'm busy writing a song for Danielle.

I'm coming.

I'm cooked.

I'm driving the graveyard shift

I'm going to become a rock star.

I'm going to get a lot of money

I'm going to get you, Brady.

I'm going to make some serious cash.

I'm here to see Eric.

I'm just checking for a letter from Davy Jones.

I'm just saying you can't believe the Bradys.

I'm looking for Kitty Carryall's underpants.

I'm never going to tell

I'm not a snitch.

I'm not Marcia! I'm Jan!

I'm not stirring.

I'm okay.

I'm on TV.

I'm over here.

I'm putting on your favorite Scooby Doo bedsheets.

I'm ruined.

I'm sick and tired

I'm sick and tired of you altogether.

I'm so glad you're here.

I'm so glad you're safe!

I'm so nervous.

I'm sure Mr. Phillips will advance me the money.

I'm sure no one will ever notice.

I'm the one who's doing the screwing.

I'm trying to earn some extra money.

I'm your man.

I've always thought

I've been digging Sam so long,

I've ever been to.

I've got some more of your mail.

I've got to shave.

I've still got two more times at bat.

If I can sell one of them my design

If I knew another way out, I'd take it.

If I'd taken a different road...

If it's important, it's not tattling.

If there's any mail for us here by mistake.

If there's any mail for us here by mistake.

If there's mail for us here by mistake.

If we lose her,

If we're going to save this house for Mom and Dad,

If you ever need a property

If you judge your friends

If you know something,

If you like

If you're having problems with your steps

If you're here

If you're not doing anything.

In a second.

In fact...

In the bathroom for a super long time.

In the meantime,

In the middle of nowhere,

In this day and age, if you're lucky enough...

In your own yard.

Inner voices?

Interesting.

Is anything wrong?

Is exactly $20,000.

Is getting people to leave their house.

Is going to have the prettiest daffodils on the block.

Is he dead?

Is me, 'cause our house is more important than money.

Is that you?

Isn't Sam

It better fit,

It is strange how they spend their weekends...

It was my idea. Mine.

It was our first house all together.

It was rude of me to break our date.

It was so nice to meet you.

It's "herstory."

It's a contest

It's a letter from the county.

It's called a French kiss, Charlie.

It's closed!

It's crooked.

It's exciting, isn't it, Alice?

It's got to be everyone on the block... everyone...