Supernatural - Season 11 Edit

A and I know you've also probably beaten yourself up

A Christmas!

A hunter?

A million times over it, but where has that gotten us?

A phone number where we can get ahold of you

A shapeshifter.

A slave to your commands.

About what?

Absolutely nothing points to a werewolf.

Agents, is that you?

Ah.

All I had to do was chant it and...

All right, how do we kill it?

All right, it looks like we're dealing with a Qareen.

All right, just keep the doors locked

All right, let's find us a heart.

All right, so Melissa's not the shifter.

All right, we'll check it out.

All right, what do you know about the White witch?

All right.

All right. [ Clears throat ]

Amara: We're bonded. You're the one who set me free.

And as long as I'm good, she's good,

And for some reason, she picked you, and that sucks

And I confided in my hairdresser about the affair.

And I don't think I can.

And I think it wants to end with you.

And I'm stumped.

And if anything strange or out of the ordinary comes up,

And she told me that there was a way to get him back.

And stay put until we get back.

And that's the important thing.

And the husband by the sitter.

And then if that person dies, then it comes back to you?

And then use this on her.

And tried to kill you, so if she shows up here,

And you can hit Dan at the office.

And you didn't want to talk about it in front of your wife.

And you're a witch

And you're next.

And?

Any chance this may have been a robbery gone wrong?

Any ideas what could have done this?

Anyone who met her fell in love with her.

Anyway, I was gonna erase it as soon as we got home.

Apparently not in him.

Are you good? Mm hmm.

Are you okay, Mr. Harper?

Are you serious? I can't stab anyone!

As far as I can tell, there is no lore.

As handsome as the day I met you.

As soon as I erased the kiss,

Baby, it's me.

Bach or Simpson?

Barreled out of the elevator as I was leaving.

Based on the autopsy,

Be with your family.

Beautiful artwork, by the way.

Because her heart was ripped out.

Because if she was, then that means I'm

Because she kissed me in front of it.

Been doing this for some 20 odd years,

Before we go, would you mind just writing down

Besides, it proved our theory, didn't it

Boom, boom!

Break the cycle, Morty.

But don't worry, okay? We're not gonna let that happen.

But I also know the cam must have recorded the murder.

But I didn't mean for any of this to happen.

But I I need to ask you a difficult question.

But I think a blind man could see

But I thought we still had a chance.

But I would just hate for your, uh, extracurricular activities

But if her name's not Amara, how is that us?

But if you think I'm gonna blame you or judge you...

But instead of taking the form of Barbara Eden,

But that couldn't be further from the truth.

But the foolish women who want them back.

But then we found Staci's body.

But they never learn.

But to call it desire or love it's not that.

But what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction

But when I'm near her...

But when it comes down to it...

But you are nothing but a cheap imitation.

But, first, I need bacon.

But, uh, it can't be because I pumped the thing

But, uh, you know, thank you.

But, you know, the only thing worse than a cheating man

By stabbing it in its heart.

Can you think of any reason

Can't help it if I'm a hopeless romantic.

Can't we talk about this later?

Celts believed that October 31st was the one night of the year

Check this out.

Come on. Let's just go.

Complicit? Weak? Evil?

Considering that you don't have a heart...

Couldn't have been more than 19

Curl up in your snuggie?

Dan, don't you get it?

Dan, your dead husband, Dan?

Dan: It's like we told the cops.

Dean: You were the last person to see your boss alive.

Dean.

Did you forget something?

Did you notice anything unusual?

Do you happen to have a copy of the spell on you?

Do you honestly think you ever had a choice in the matter?

Does that surprise you?

Doesn't Staci know to knock?

Don't hesitate to call.

Don't worry, honey. I'm not gonna hurt you.

Eh.

Either tell her tonight, or

Even if it's not a shapeshifter, it's still shifting shapes.

Every bone in my body wants to run her through.

Everything okay?

Eww, I can taste her mom lipstick.

Except for the nanny cam in the living room.

Excuse me.

FBI an Agent Weller?

Feel the love you feel, except...

Find anything?

For starters, yeah.

From Hudson, Ohio, was murdered last night.

Full of silver and it didn't even flinch.

Give us a call if something comes up.

Got it.

Guess I wouldn't say no to either.

Guess I'm just weeding out the idiots.

He was schtupping the sitter.

He's actually a lower order of angel.

Helping all the single ladies.

Her name is Sonja.

Here, honey. Let me.

Hey, it's me.

Hey, listen, Rick. You know...

Hey, there, uh...

Hey, what's a Dad bod?

Hey.

Hey.

Hmm.

Hocking death curses as love spells.

Hold that.

Honestly?

Honestly.

Honey, let me in.

Honey, please let me in.

Huh.

Hundreds of heartbroken women come to me,

Hunters?

I I knew she, uh, dabbled in stuff.

I barely have a reason to care and even I noticed.

I can see inside your heart.

I can't explain it.

I did it. Your parents are gonna do it.

I do.

I don't even know what I'm looking for here.

I don't know something happens.

I don't know. Maybe you're safe if you can pass the curse on?

I don't think so.

I feel it, too.

I forgot the damn thing was there.

I got it, Dean.

I guess. Here we go.

I guess. Wait a second.

I hate to have to ask this,

I I don't what happened, but something went wrong.

I I I think I messed up.

I I told you it's not that simple.

I just

I just can't I just can't believe it.

I killed Dan and Staci.

I knew.

I know it was a dick move,

I know that's me, but I swear it wasn't me.

I know what you're thinking

I love you.

I love your lipstick.

I loved Dan.

I loved her.

I mean how is this even possible?

I mean, a month, a year, however long later,

I mean, nothing was missing

I mean, that would make sense.

I mean, what do you always call it?

I need a beer. Regroup, maybe get lucky.

I need you be straight with me, Dan.

I need you to sit tight.

I normally don't, but I was desperate.

I only took the nanny cam

I really did love Dan, maybe a little too much.

I really do, but I can't.

I remembered after I rang.

I still do.

I swear I I just wanted my husband back.

I swear she never told me that.

I swear.

I swear.

I think you're hiding something.

I thought Dan was at dinner with Melissa.

I understand, Dean.

I want to be straight with you, Agent.

I want you to give me your heart.

I wanted him to love me back.

I was at a dinner the entire time.

I was gonna turn it over to the cops.

I was having an affair with Staci.

I would like to apologize for being so insensitive

I would never hurt Staci.

I'd say that went pretty well.

I'll be honest with you, Agent.

I'll be okay, Gladys.

I'll finally get some face time with Daisy Duke...

I'll take upstairs.

I'm actually trying to help you out here, okay?

I'm almost finished mang my ionic defibulizer, Morty.

I'm going upstairs. Okay.

I'm gonna be fine, okay?

I'm gonna hit the lore, but you go be you.

I'm guessing it's the wife. Yeah.

I'm guessing you're not really FBI.

I'm happy to stay if you need me.

I'm just saying you don't have to do this be the guinea pig.

I'm not asking for the Nobel here,

I'm not sure what you mean, Agent.

I'm not.

I'm screwed, man.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

I'm sorry to do that to you, you know?

I'm sorry. I'm confused.

I'm tired of waiting.

I'm your husband. [ Screams ]

If anything strange or out of the ordinary happened?

If we can figure out what it is, we can find out how to kill it.

If you don't believe me, ask Melissa or the waiter.

If you don't, you die.

In a pool blood and Teagan, in her crib, hysterical.

In case we have any more questions?

In its chest, does it even have a heart?

Is it just me, or is that guy acting a bit hinky?

Is my deepest, darkest desire?

Is one who gets away with it.

Is that a hickey?

Is that right?

Is the one who commands it.

Is this a fight? Are we in a fight?

Is this her?

Is working its way back to Melissa.

It hits hard, Morty, then it slow fades,

It is okay if I head out?

It may sound pathetic,

It was Amara.

It was awful.

It was Dan that stole the nanny cam.

It was Valentine's day.

It won't kill her, but it'll slow her down.

It's a creature, corporeal in form,

It's cloaked in shame.

It's gonna be great.

It's not like this thing is exactly following a pattern.

It's Valentine's day, your favorite holiday, remember?

It's Valentine's day.

Jealous wife kills her cheating husband.

Jerry: Check on your mom.

Just call me back ASAP.

Just give in.

Just how bad is it?

Just kind of rude.

Just like when we were little.

Just Mr. Right Now.

Keep a lid on this for the time being, okay?

Kind of like a genie.

Kind of makes you nostalgic for good, old fashioned herpes.

Leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.

Let me guess the missing nanny cam?

Let me guess. She, uh, gave you a spell.

Let's go sc**** a few hearts off the barroom floor?

Let's split up.

Like a magic STD.

Listen, I don't know if you believe in that sort of thing.

Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you,

Locked cabinet.

Look, all you need to know is that we save

Look, the long and short it's like a game of hot potato.

Man #1: True love, all right?

Man #2: Is he gone? Like, gone, gone?

Man #3: True love can get us out of here?

Man #4: Oh, it's beautiful, Mike. It really

Means you're what?

Mel and I, we've been together since we were your age.

Melissa went upstairs to the baby, and I

Melissa, this curse started with you.

Melissa, you look so pretty!

Melissa: Okay, thank you.

Mm hmm.

Mm.

Mm. That feels good.

More like an Aramaic curse.

More open without wifey around.

Morty, hand me that screwdriver, huh?

Morty: Come on, Rick! Don't talk about my parents like that!

My best guess is this was the White witch's home cooking.

Nah.

Nearly knocked me over.

Neither.

Never heard of it.

No, but Dan did.

No, Dan tried to kill me.

No, first, you need a shower.

No, it's not.

No, of course not.

No, really, I mean, this is just too damn weird.

No, that was an accident.

No, that's that's not gonna happen.

No.

No.

No. N not that I know of.

Nothing unusual, per Se.

Now Dan is dead and the FBI are asking questions.

Now it not only punishes the cheaters,

Now, personally, I don't a give rat's ass who you screw.

Oh, don't act all fake offended.

Oh, God.

Oh, I think you do.

Oh.

Okay, for starters, not a spell.

Okay, that works.

Okay, why don't you sit down? Come on.

Okay.

Okay.

Or any of the 75 other people that were there.

Or I could just go talk to your wife.

Or maybe you should go home.

Or what? [ Footsteps approaching ]

People like you from things like that.

Please.

Please. Enough is enough.

Please. Have a seat, agent.

Plus, no claw marks.

Ran for the cam?

Relax.

Rick: You say it is is how it is,

Riddle me this.

Roughly translates to The kiss of death

Sam: Dean?

Sam: Samhain is the damn origin of Halloween.

Sam: Wait a second. Are you serious?

Seal it with a kiss.

Send her back to that hole she crawled out of.

Send him in, please.

She calls herself a... White witch.

She can't be.

She is a wicked witch who offed your husband

She only wanted to save her marriage.

She really loved him.

She'll wake Teagan!

She's she's with my mom.

She's getting ready.

She's kind of weird. I don't know.

She's only been my hairdresser for a couple of months.

She's the sister of God.

Shh.

So Bach, not Simpson.

So everyone just, uh, go back to your sloppy tots.

So I got some advice

So it makes sense why the sitter was killed by the husband

So Sonja the hairdresser.

So the curse is transmittable?

So why fight it?

So you tweak the curse?

So, are you gonna keep me in suspense here or what?

So, that's heartless.

So, where's Melissa?

So?

So...I got it.

Someone has to punish these men.

Someone's here to see you, Mr. Harper.

Sonja, stop! [ Gasps ]

Sonja's not just anyone.

Sorry.

Staci Altman, 19 year old babysitter

Staci came over around 6:00.

Staci was super sweet and popular and pretty.

Staci?

Standing here right now?

Step aside, Urkel.

Suit yourself.

Sure you can.

Technically, it's a cherub, third class.

Terrific. All right, so what do we know?

Thank you for your time, ma'am.

Thank you for your time.

Thanks, babe.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. You ready?

That Beth is looking for the door.

That compels animals to breed.

That doesn't surprise you?

That this whole kiss of death curse is transmittable?

That would explain why whatever this is

That's classy.

That's not Dan.

That's what I want.

That's what we're trying to figure out.

The art of dyeing.

The fake kind.

The longing in your heart

The person who possesses the Qareen's heart

The real Amara does have a hold on me,

The real question is, who are you?

The Vic was conscious when her heart was ripped out.

Then the victim is seduced and killed by the Qareen.

They all come back same story, different man.

They all do.

They present themselves as your deep, darkest desire.

This this is impossible.

This bramble Grey tea is simply divine, Cindy.

This is all on that witch.

This is their handshake.

This young girl brunette, buxom,

To get you involved in a federal murder investigation.

To your grieving emotional state.

Try and carry the weight by yourself do this.

Try me.

Typically? I'd assume animal attack.

Uh huh.

Uh, did Staci have any crazy ex boyfriends?

Uh, I think I'll pass.

Uh, someone chants the curse and lays a wet one on you.

Uh, well, given that it's got a giant hole

Uh, yeah Jack.

Uh...

Uh...

Um, if you kiss someone, then they die.

Um, n not much.

Um, we think it was something called a shapeshifter,

Um, yes, yes.

Um...

Unattached Drifter Christmas?

Unless Sonja shows up,

Until I saw what was on it.

W why would I have any idea?

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Wait. Women actually do that?

Was anything stolen?

Was having an affair with your babysitter?

Was it, like, an ironic werewolf?

Watch 50 Shades on cable? Yeah.

We we have a house, a baby.

We are back to square zilch.

We got to come up with a better name than that.

We have a whole life together.

We need to kill the Darkness.

We want to kill the Darkness.

We went to dinner, and by the time we got home...

We will become one.

We, uh we found Staci in the living room

We'll get a tree, a little Boston Market.

We'll leave you alone, let you get some rest.

We're hunters.

We're staying at the motel on Main Street.

Well [Clears throat]

Well, can't say she didn't warn you.

Well, it confirms we're dealing with a shifter.

Well, it did, and I think it's all my fault.

Well, maybe it was a crime of passion.

Well, target's off her back, ain't it?

Well, thank you for your time.

Well, that blows.

Well, that's touching...

Well, the silver lining about being cursed?

Were you aware that your husband

What are you doing here? [ Chuckles ]

What are you doing?

What can I help you with?

What do you mean, who am I?

What do you say? You with me? [ Laughs ]

What do you think?

What do you want?

What does the lore say?

What kind of FBI agents are you?

What kind of stuff are you talking about here?

What the hell did you do?!

What the hell is going on?

What was that? ...So maybe that bought us some time.

What, you seriously think the sister of God

Whatever.

When it comes to this...

When the veil was thinnest between the living and the dead.

Where did she give you the spell? In the basement of her salon.

Where's the baby?

Who I am doesn't matter.

Who was it?

Who's there?

Why did Staci die first if she was kissed second?

Why hurt Melissa?

Why somebody would want to hurt Staci?

Why wouldn't you want that?

Why?

Witch killing bullets.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Yahtzee.

Yeah, 'cause it's freaking confusing.

Yeah, and maybe he'll be a little bit

Yeah, and why Melissa was attacked by Dan.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Yeah, I've been in love a million times. Listen.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, that's the girl.

Yeah, who's upping its game by impersonating dead people.

Yeah, you know what? You're right.

Yeah? What'd you do, judgy?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, of course.

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes.

Yes. A return to love spell.

You you'd never believe me.

You and I will be together.

You can't help yourself.

You didn't kill anyone.

You didn't kiss Staci.

You do?

You don't have to be Mr. Right

You drop a freaking house on her if you have to.

You drop me at the morgue,

You find anything?

You got half of that right. [ Clears throat ]

You got to believe me.

You got to keep paying it forward.

You have a good night.

You know that I want her ass dead.

You know the best thing about February 14th?

You punch her, you stab her,

You scared the hell out of me!

You think it's a a good idea to give yourself a fatal curse?

You told me to come to you

You?

You're a mystery.

You're dead.

You're not wrong.

You're practically a feminist.

You're schtupping the babysitter.

You're what?

Your heart ripped out of your chest!

Your people called him Cupid.

[ Chuckles ] What?

Come on. Listen to me.

Do you where she lives? Uh, not a clue.

Hey, any luck? No.

How long do you think we have? I don't know.

In a house? Exactly.

Is it Yeah.

It's Halloween, man. For us, every day is Halloween.

Just doing my civic duty. [ Chuckles ]

Looky there. Hey, hey.

Morning. Mm.

On Valentine's day? Yeah.

Seriously? Ever since I was 7.

She isn't? No.

We should have one this year. Have one what?

What was that? The future.

What? The martyr.

What? This...

Why not? Why?

Yeah? It's done.

You good? Yeah.

Didn't you just get lucky? That was in Kansas.

...my deepest, darkest desire.

...Qareen.

[ Both chuckle ]

[ Both sigh ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

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[ Car door closes ]

[ Car door opens ] But we cut out of there pretty quick...

[ Chuckles ] [ Frantic knocking ]

[ Clears throat ]

[ Clears throat ]

[ Coughs ]

[ Cracking ] [ Groans ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Door closes ] [ Engine starts ]

[ Door creaks ]

[ Door opens ]

[ Door opens ] Yo.

[ Doorbell rings ]

[ Doorknob rattles ]

[ Drawer opens ]

[ Elevator bell dings ]

[ Engine shuts off ]

[ Engine shuts off ]

[ Engine shuts off ] [ Sighs ]

[ Engine starts ]

[ Footsteps approaching ]

[ Garbage disposal grinding ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Gasping ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ] I saw your

[ Glass shatters ] [ Screams ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Gun cocks ]

[ Indistinct conversations ] H hey, listen.

[ Knock on door ]

[ Knocking continues ]

[ Laughs ] Excuse me?

[ Melissa whimpers ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

[ Scoffs ]

[ Scoffs ]

[ Scoffs ]

[ Scoffs ]

[ Scoffs ]

[ Scoffs ] Wouldn't want a front row seat to that show.

[ Scoffs ] Yeah.

[ Scoffs ] You're telling her tonight, right?

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Slurping ]

[ Sniffles ]

[ Sniffles ] Honey?

[ Sniffs ]

[ Sniffs ]

[ Speaking Aramaic ]

[ Speaking Aramaic ]

[ Telephone ringing in distance ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Train whistle blowing ]

[ Vehicle passing ]

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