Supernatural - Season 6 Edit

A universe similar to ours in most respects

Aah!

Aah! Aaaah!

Aah! Aah!

Action!

Action!

Action.

Action.

Action.

Actually, we're we're looking for, uh For that extra you tried to kill?

After a while,

Ahh.

All right, damn it.

All right, here we go.

All right, here we go. Let's see who this guy is.

All right, then. Let's get our crazy show back home.

All right, uh, here goes.

All right, we go round up the genuine articles,

All right, who puts a 300 gallon aquarium in their trailer?

All right. [ Laughs ]

Always have been, and always will be.

An atrocity is happening.

And as far as I can tell,

And Don Cuneo gets it in the revolving door?

And down a lung at the moment,

And got it back again.

And I wasn't married, and I had plenty of money...

And I'm something called a "Jared Padalecki."

And in the role of Michael Corleone

And make up your own lines as you go!

And now he's on the move.

And now he's stuck, like us.

And smuggle kidneys in from Mexico

And so much more importantly, me.

And take him and the key home."

And that man's a real actor.

And that will open you a locker at the Albany bus station.

And the lock. We'll still have the lock, I imagine,

And the strange part

And then he started to pray.

And then we can have the weapons.

And we don't get it. Yeah.

And we will clear this set

And we'll certainly follow up on that,

And we'll do our "camera stuff" and, uh...

And when we find the lock,

And where we're from, people don't know who we are.

And yeah, okay, here, maybe there's some some fans

And yet, somehow you got no problem with it.

And you are, uh, in...

And you expect us to just believe you?

And your enthusiasm is refreshing.

And, uh...

Anyway, as far as I can see,

Anyway, no time to explain.

Apparently, Jensen Ackles.

Are reaching Cass.

At least we're talking.

Auction house is in Mexico City.

Backbone of a lesser Saint.

Balthazar is no hero.

Balthazar: Hey!

Balthazar.

Balthazar...

Beauty rest.

Because money is no ob [ Computer bloops ]

Because we're in it right now, tonight.

Because we've opened it, and, of course, the initial key.

Besides, Eric is off in some cabin somewhere

Blood of lamb!

Blood of lamb. Blood of lamb.

Blood of lamb. Yes!

Bob, dude. What the hell, right?

Bob: Cut!

Bob: Cut!

Bone of a lesser Saint.

Breaker breaker...

Bring 'em here for the spell.

Bueno.

But as "Uncle Bob."

But he knows Raphael will never take him back.

But he knows Raphael will never take him back.

But he plays one on TV.

But I don't think our our prayers

But I think the real issue here, Sera,

But now Jensen's living at Jared's house.

But that was great!

But that's all right.

But the least we can do

But tragic.

But you know what?

But, Bob Singer

But, hey...

But, uh, it appears that Jared and Jensen

But...

Cass is dead, and our world is toast.

Cass, what the hell?

Cass? Cass! Hey, Cass!

Castiel: Step away from him, Raphael.

Castiel.

Check it out.

Check this out.

Chock full of crap that want to skin you.

Clif: So I don't mean to pry, but, uh,

Clif: You know whereabouts you want me to drop you off?

Come on.

Coordinate all the fights.

Couch.

Could be sort of experimental?

Cubrirá a su amigo en la aduana.

Cut!

Cut!

Cut!

Cut.

Dean Cain was like that on "Lois,"

Dean, got it!

Dean, grimly.

Dean, if Virgil gets back with that key,

Dean, our friends are back there.

Dean: You mind telling us what you mean?

Dean: You're dead, Virgil! Virgil!

Dean!

Dean.

Dear Castiel,

Dedication.

Did we get anything we can use?

Do you honestly think that's funny, Jensen?

Do you remember, uh, uh,

Don't be stupid.

Don't like this universe, Sammy.

Don't look at the camera.

Drugs.

Dude looks like a lady.

Dude, I have a helicopter! [ Scoffs ]

Dude, they put freakin' makeup on us!

Dude, we're not even in America.

Dude, you have a camel in your backyard.

Earth number two right now,

Even better

Ever.

Every weapon Balthazar stole from heaven.

Everybody missed you there.

Everything.

Exactly when we shoot the 2 3/8 pages

Except instead of having Bizarro Superman,

Excuse me?

Fine.

First thing in the morning.

For safe side, an hour or so.

For a game of fetch with Virgil.

For the love of...

For whatever reason, our life is a TV show.

Freeze frame.

Freeze frame.

Friggin' Angels. [ Sighs ]

From last season on your show.

Frowny face.

Gen? Gen.

Gen. Of course. Yeah.

George Hamilton Dracula.

Get "A" and "B" Cam for scene 12.

Get back to that same window, and...

Give me that.

Give me the weapons.

Go back to my place a and do some...

God, Mr. Ackles, please!

Good for you.

Good God, what about your careers?

Good night, Misha.

Good to see you again, Dean.

Got it.

Got me good."

Gun, mouth.

Gun! He's got a gun!

Guns blazing, and then take care of this whole mess and

Guys!

Guys...

Ha. Right.

Have the strangest luck.

He could definitely still run.

He created the show.

He gave it to us?

He is deep, deep underground.

He was calling someone name of Raphael, up in heaven.

He's cast you into an alternate reality,

He's our best shot, if he's still alive.

Hello, Jared Padalecki.

Here for the first run through, before anyone else?

Hey, extra!

Hey, look. It's fake.

Hey, thank you.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! What

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Apparently, it's our job.

Hey. Hi.

Hi, uh, Gen Genevieve.

His name's Misha.

Honey.

How do you do it?

How the hell are we supposed to get out of here?

How was the...

How was work today, hon?

How's "Octocobra"?

How's that make me look?

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. Since when are you guys talking?

I and many others

I I'll just tag along with, uh...

I am the weapons keeper of heaven.

I bet.

I bought parts of a dead person.

I can work with this.

I can't wait.

I care that you're healthy.

I don't know, Sera. Orange, maybe?

I don't know. I mean, Virgil broke through.

I don't think we have gunfire on the call sheet today, hmm?

I feel like this whole place is bad touching me.

I feel sick.

I got a cell you can use.

I have the weapons now. Their power is with me.

I hear one more conversation about hockey, I'm gonna puke.

I I [ Laptop slams ]

I I know. I know.

I just want to dig my finger in my brain and scratch

I know you're busy. It means a lot that we can still, you know, call on you.

I mean, back home, the hits have been coming

I mean, how bad can an angel with no wings be?

I mean, how could you be?

I mean, I I I I think we've covered it.

I mean, is this some kind of cosmic joke?

I mean, the the 8.5 outside Boston?

I mean, we're not even brothers here, man.

I mean, we've all had our psychotic breaks, right?

I must be the star of this thing.

I need the weapons. Don't ask that.

I need to make an important call.

I pray to God that it even goes through.

I remember all of those

I s swear I heard this voice, answering.

I said "hey."

I said, run!

I said, too bloody late.

I should figure out her name.

I stole a lot of things.

I think they've lost any shred of talent they ever had.

I think we are definitely out of, uh, soul phone range.

I want to go home.

I watched every move.

I would have done the same thing.

I wouldn't call it nonsense.

I'd like to see that pump action tactical,

I'll explain when I can.

I'll tell you all about it over lunch, though.

I'm a painted whore!

I'm betting drugs.

I'm definitely coming back.

I'm flattered, actually.

I'm gonna be sick.

I'm just saying, we we landed in some dimension

I'm not wearing any ma

I'm so I'm not following you at all.

I'm sorry about all this.

I'm supposed to be running this thing.

I'm totally gonna Tweet this one.

I've got to make a call.

If I lose against Raphael, we all lose.

If that even is your name

If there's a key,

If there's a key...

If we can beat Raphael, we can end this!

If we can reverse Balthazar's spell...

If we can scare up some coverage on a raise?

If you don't want to die tonight, back off.

Illegal stuff in from Mexico. That's it, Toto.

In bits and pieces.

In fact, we even saved a son of a bitch once or twice.

In one big, bloody swoop?

In this?

In town, supply run.

Including both of you.

Is any of this making any sense to you?

Is for Kripke to come up himself.

Is get the hell out of the Canadian part of it.

Is that one of yours, then?

Is that the boys appear to be

Is this the kind of act that goes away

It got us the front page of Variety, though. Did you see that?

It opens a room.

It should have worked.

It was Balthazar's plan.

It was good.

It's a frigging prop!

It's a problem with the...signal.

It's all fake!

It's an Alpaca, dumbass.

It's my job.

It's no contest.

It's not like we have a lot of time.

It's not that kind of call.

It's real.

It's rubber.

It's so good to see you.

It's this way!

It's totally, totally awful. Yeah.

It's...

Jared were gonna do some actor stuff.

Jared, Jensen! Outstanding!

Jared! Three minutes, okay? Great.

Jared's house,

Jensen,

Jensen, there you are!

Jensen?

Just before they hit the window.

Just like everything else.

Just saving time.

Just...great.

Know who she is, strictly speaking.

Least my baby made it.

Lecki. Pretty sure. [ Sighs ]

Let's just get you in the chair.

Like like bizarro earth, right?

Like one of the guys."

Live in this grubby, shabby desert?

Look anywhere but the camera.

Look at these male modelin' sons of bitches.

Look what she did to you! She's poison, Sam!

Look, I I I really don't

Look, I was up all night, looking online.

Look, I'm not saying it makes sense.

Look, maybe that's why our spell didn't work, Dean, you know?

Looks like we're gonna have to do a little acting.

M maybe here, there's no supernatural,

Marker!

Marker!

Married to Ruby, the whole package.

Maybe he's got a way to get back.

Maybe if we get inside the police dispatch system.

Maybe it'd help if I I'll fly up and talk to them.

Maybe we did it wrong.

Me? Yes.

Might work, if he stays obvious.

Misha?

Misha? Jensen?

Misha's celebrity Tweet

Mojo free zone.

Money, man.

Money?

Monsters, ghosts, demons

More money?

Mother of God.

Moving on!

Moving on! [ Bell rings ]

Moving on.

Museum quality, from diocese in Oaxaca."

Nice "Blue Steel," Sam.

Nice choice.

Nice meatsuit.

Nice modest digs, Jay Z.

Nice.

Nicole: If I didn't have cancer,

No Angels, I think.

No angels.

No demons, no hell,

No heaven, no no God?

No hell below us, above us only sky.

No magic in the house.

No magic.

No power, no magic.

No, Dean, look, I really I really think that we should

No, no, no, no, no. It's this way.

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no!

No, seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?

No, that that spell was perfect.

No, we'll figure out a way back.

No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, you know, you were right.

No!

No.

No.

Nobody says "penultimate!"

Nobody stops.

Noooooo!

Not good! Not good!

Nothing but dirt when you die.

Nothing greater than yourselves.

Now that we're post apocalypse?

Now we're talking.

Now.

Of course! You are the lovely actress who plays Ruby.

Oh, and if you could include the question in your answer?

Oh, and, uh,

Oh, cool.

Oh, crap!

Oh, don't.

Oh, fantastic.

Oh, here's for you.

Oh, hey.

Oh, I know, I know. It's just awful!

Oh, I think I really had a breakthrough.

Oh, I've got a few more up my sleeve,

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, oh.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, that's not right.

Oh, yeah. Of course, yeah. The thing.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Garish, I know.

Oh. Okay, good. Yeah.

Oh. Wow. Wow.

Ohh.

Okay, guys, let's begin again.

Okay, hon,

Okay, maybe we can't get out of, uh, you know,

Okay, okay, okay. Easy, easy.

Okay, so I am just gonna bust in their trailer,

Okay, well...

Okay. This is good.

On every last samaritan who helped our dear Cass

On some kind of extended psychedelic acid trip.

Only partway, so that's a plus.

Ooh, "priority." What's in it?

Or "Executive Producer Bob Singer,"

Or he has no juice here,

Or the real Cass.

Or we could have them fly at the window,

Or we could just buy it.

Otter thing?

Over here!

Pardon?

Please!

Put out an A.P.B. on Virgil.

Raphael and his followers,

Raphael is after us all.

Raphael?

Raphael.

Raphael. Run!

Real good solid fall. Way to go.

Really.

Right.

Right.

Right. 'Cause you're not Ruby.

Right. I thought so.

Right. Right.

Ruby?

Ruby?

Running? Serge: About half.

Sam: 'Course everything is fake.

Sam: Angels got to have something to do, right,

Sam: What?

Says it's a black market organ thing.

Says you were on a soap opera.

Season Six.

Season Six.

See, he wants to draw Cass out in the open.

Seems like they should stop.

Sends his men to kill his enemies

Sera: I'm trying to understand, Bob.

Sera: Spell it out for me, please.

Serge: Interference.

Serviceable.

She's a demon, Sam, period.

She's, you know, new. No offense.

Should we be killing anybody?

Since you were 6 months old.

So so listen, I I got to ask you a question.

So tell us, what's next for Sam Winchester?

So what, now you're Polish?

So you do your "actor stuff"

So, good old Raffy put out a hit list

So, I volunteered these two marmosets

So, is it money?

So, Jared, Season Six.

So, now, uh, what's the deal with all this TV crap?

So, the character in the show, Bobby Singer

So, uh, what does this thing do, anyway?

So, we'd have to blow off the scene

So, what do you think? Cass?

So...

So...no Angels?

Solid.

Someone's in the backseat?"

Something like.

Sorry, darling. They're gone.

Sorry, dude.

Stop it!

Stop! You don't understand!

Stop.

Tail slate. Marker!

Takes about 95 minutes, basically.

Tell me this

Tell, uh, Raphael...

Thank God.

Thank you. Thank you so much for...

Thank you. Thank you, boys.

Thanks.

Thanks. [ Grunts ]

That that's what I mean. That's what I was...

That anything like the apocalypse happened here.

That guy. I think that's the extra!

That haven't cleared customs yet?

That I needed time to find them.

That is so important.

That one never gets old.

That was just great.

That you don't think of me as "Director Bob"

That's a wrap on Jared and Jensen!

That's about all you've told us!

That's all the time we have, gentlemen.

That's because we have no other choice!

That's because we have no other choice.

That's because...

That's exciting.

That's not comforting, Cass.

That's right, I said "brother."

The the scary man killed the attractive crying man,

The Archangel Raphael.

The International Otter Adoption Charity dinner?

The key.

The last thing we want is to let him take over.

The voice said,

The whole east/west Tsunami chain?

Then cut to black, act out.

Then freeze frame.

Then there must also be a lock.

Then this might be it.

There is nothing like it.

There you are, guys! You got a minute?

There's no magic in your universe!

There's no sign

These are words in a script.

They can't stop.

They said it should be at the airport

They started talking to each other.

They want him to rule heaven.

They want us dead. We want them dead.

They'll buy anything.

They'll listen to him.

They're all pretend.

This this twilight zone Balthazar zapped us into.

This baby's maxed.

This is Jim here, Sera, and it wasn't all the way to death.

This is what I've been reduced to.

This must be fake mine.

This vertebra will do very nicely.

This way, this way, this way.

Those bastards!

To keep it safe until I could reach you.

Triple rush. No problemo.

Trish Evian here

Try us.

TV star.

Twice.

Ugh!

Uh, and and and maybe run some lines.

Uh, because you two are...

Uh, can I talk to you for a second?

Uh, okay.

Uh, so, bad news.

Uh, uh, Clif.

Uh...

Uh...

Um, so, h

Um, so, uh, I think we're gonna

Um, we're gonna need the, uh, set cleared

Um...

Um...It says you're from Texas.

Um...yeah.

Until next time.

Until we're back in Kansas.

Using us a diversion?

Virgil I think he has the key.

Virgil!

W w what did Balthazar do to us?

W who the hell are

Wait a minute.

Wait, Raphael is after you?

Wait, you were in on this,

Wait, you're kidding.

Wait.

Was the good part.

We are scheduled to shoot on this set.

We can get the weapons,

We can nip this bud right out of the gate.

We could be there day after tomorrow.

We earned this.

We finish today in 12 hours if it kills us all.

We get this clown factory.

We got to get back to the real world.

We just don't mean the same thing here.

We just, uh, get the ingredients, right,

We mattered in that world.

We might be stuck here.

We need to get out of this universe.

We pray that you have your ears on.

We quit.

We were officially out of hunter's helper.

We, uh, case it, yank it, be back here by the end of the week.

We're broke again.

We're hunters.

We're just gonna get this makeup off your face.

We're not actors.

We're not doing anything illegal, are we?

We're on a film set.

We're the Winchesters.

We're thrilled to see you collaborating so creatively.

We've grown closer.

Well, Alpacas are the greenest animal.

Well, at least they're talking to each other. [ Sighs ]

Well, Cass...

Well, he's not a hunter,

Well, I agree.

Well, I mean, according to that interviewer, not very many people do.

Well, I'm glad you two are talking, anyway.

Well, I'm just saying.

Well, I'm no quitter, Eric.

Well, it didn't make any sense.

Well, looks like you did all right.

Well, now that I know there's an Alpaca out back,

Well, then we stop him.

Well, there's that thing I have to get to.

Well, uh, o okay.

Well, uh, Sera, we don't really understand it ourselves,

Well, uh, technically, we have them saying everything

Well, we can clean up, reset the window,

Were seen beating an extra to death.

Wha [ Laughs ]

What am I, Dracula?

What are we supposed to do with this crap?

What are you doing?

What did it say?

What does it all mean?

What if it can't?

What is

What is all this, huh?

What is happening?

What is our terror alert level here?

What is this?

What is wrong with this thing?

What kind of douchebag names a character after himself?

What the hell is going on?

What, you think I really care about money, Nicole?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Aah!

What?!

What?!

What?! But that's a good thing.

What?! Dude, that thing's over a hundred thou

What's happening?!

What's happening?!

What's in the room?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's the matter?

What's up with the names around here?

Whatever.

Whatever.

When will I be able to make you understand?

Where are we going?

Where is it?

Where the hell are we, anyway?

Where they sit on the Impala and talk about their feelings.

Where you're Jensen Ackles,

Where? Where?

Where?!

Where's Bobby?

Which makes you nothing but a dick.

Who art maybe running his ass away from heaven,

Who give a crap about this nonsense.

Who wrote this?

Whoa. What?

Why are we picking up packages at 8:00 a.m.

Why are you talking about "The Godfather"?

Why? What are you about to do?

With Jared Padalecki from TV's "Supernatural."

With those weapons, I have a chance to rally my forces.

Without getting his mitts on that key. Yeah.

Work on our acting.

Work.

Work.

Work. [ Chuckles ]

Would it make you feel better if we said no?

Would you would you want to run away with me?

Wow.

Writing his next pilot.

Y yeah. Yeah, of course.

Yeah, 'cause if it is, it's stupid,

Yeah, but here, you got a pretty good life.

Yeah, Cass. We know the stakes.

Yeah, either way, I want to finish kicking his ass.

Yeah, I agree.

Yeah, I know. Me too.

Yeah, I think what we might need at this stage

Yeah, just, uh, thought I'd pop in, say "hey."

Yeah, man's a hero.

Yeah, now you're talking.

Yeah, real, moldy, termite eaten home sweet home.

Yeah, tragic. That's what I was gonna say.

Yeah, uh, y you know what, Clint, uh...

Yeah, well...

Yeah, yeah, Raphael. Like the Ninja Turtle.

Yeah, yeah, the whole earthquake spike.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Misha, right?

Yeah, yeah. That's right.

Yeah, you wouldn't be that broken up if we didn't, though.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Amen, Padaleski.

Yeah. I mean, here wherever "here" is,

Yeah. Me and, um...

Yeah. No argument here.

Year before last, all those disasters?

Yes, father.

Yes.

Yes.

Yet dramatically different in others.

You and Ruby?

You answer the hate mail.

You beat the devil, lost your soul,

You bet.

You can't come to work on poppers

You cannot make up your own lines!

You did.

You got to admit, being a a bazillionare,

You guys want to run lines, or...?

You have been Sam Winchester way too long.