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American Graffiti (1973)

American Graffiti (1973)

American Graffiti is a classic coming-of-age film released in 1973, directed by George Lucas. Set in the summer of 1962, this nostalgic movie follows a group of high school friends on their last night together before heading off to college. Through a series of interconnected stories, American Graffiti captures the excitement, fears, and hopefulness of youth as they navigate the uncertainties of adulthood.

The impressive ensemble cast includes Richard Dreyfuss, Ron Howard, Paul Le Mat, Charles Martin Smith, Cindy Williams, and a young Harrison Ford. Their performances, combined with the film's authentic 60s atmosphere and a memorable soundtrack consisting of iconic hits from the era, contribute to its enduring popularity.

If you're a fan of the film or if you want to experience the music that defined the era, you can play and download these nostalgic sounds here. Relive the magic of American Graffiti with its unforgettable characters, thrilling drag races, and a soundtrack that echoes the spirit of a bygone era.

A couple of flashlight batteries
A double Chubby Chuck, a Mexicali Chili Barb,
A few extra bucks babysitting?
A field car runs through the fields,
A little piece of this place.
A white T Bird, you understand.
A Wolfman Jack exclusive!
About 8:30 tonight, did you?
About where she is, don't you?
After all that stuff you told me about watching your brother.
After all we went through to get accepted?
Ah, man, it's nothing.
Ah, shit! Holstein!
Ain't he neat?
Ain't he neat?
All done? What's he mean?
All night you've been sitting there, and you've been so sexy,
All right, all right, you old fart! Relax!
All right, baby.
All right, Bolander, you are suspended!
All right, boss.
All right, now where's this Paradise Road?
All right?
All right.
All right. I'll see you.
All the good times you won't be having.
All the time?
Am I gonna see you there next year?
And a ball point pen,
And don't do anything I wouldn't do.
And don't take all day drinking it. Please.
And drag you around a bit.
And get it on the air for you later on.
And he says they're all very proud of you back at the Lodge.
And he wants to talk to you out there, baby.
And here I sit, sucking on popsicles.
And I can't wait any longer. You've been so...
And I could make it stick.
And I don't know anything about you.
And I don't know if I'm gonna go. I don't know.
And I got a really neat record collection.
And I just don't think it'd work out.
And I know we're gonna have about 500 degrees
And I know what you'd like more than anything right now.
And I thought you'd maybe like to come over.
And I thought, as long as I was in there...
And I want to thank you two guys for finding it.
And I was wondering, since you're going in there anyway,
And I'm not hitting the rack till I get a little action.
And I've decided that I'm gonna let you
And if you told me where you lived,
And it's just not in this town.
And it's not even his own fault.
And it's silly to think that when we're 3,000 miles apart,
And it's very important that I...
And leading it off is last year's
And little girl, you better call him
And married.
And now you don't want me with you.
And now you want to crawl back into your cell, right?
And ride with me, in about 10 years?
And saw a holdup, and then we went to the canal.
And saw me dancing with one of you sexy little... Excuse me.
And screw around. I know.
And she was cruising 10th Street.
And since we should really consider ourselves as adults now,
And smiling did reply, who made the eyes but I?
And some beef jerky.
And take a look at the big, beautiful world out there somewhere.
And that you'd probably get around to it after a while.
And that's his car you've got your butt parked on.
And the places he talks about
And the satellites, and the little bitty space men.
And the Wolfman gave me my start
And then you let him have it.
And then, I got to watch you getting sick.
And then, you got in this really bitching fight.
And they came all the way from Stockton.
And they're melting all over the place.
And this year's head cheerleader, Laurie Henderson.
And try and figure out what he wanted to do with his life.
And two Cherry Cokes.
And was acting so wacky, she got run over by a bus.
And we started going together
And we thought you just might know who it was.
And we're all proud of you.
And went out with ammunition.
And when I do, I'm gonna nail you but good.
And you don't want that, right? No.
And your two Cherry Cokes, sir?
And zoomed straight into the canal.
And, Milner, the front end
Ants, bring him over here. I want to show him something.
Any of you guys know a blonde in a white T Bird?
Anybody else want to go for a ride?
Anyway, he thought he was had.
Are you all right?
Are you for real? Come on. Girls don't pay. Guys pay.
Are you listening?
Are you separated?
Are you sure this is it?
Are you the Wolfman?
Are you trying to tell me that she's a prost...
Aren't you the one that told me for eight weeks
Asshole.
At Jerry's Cherry.
At least I don't have to pull over to the side
At least until Christmas.
Backwards Day. Remember?
Barfed on the train all the next day, too.
Because somebody stole our car.
Because the light on your license plate's out.
Been a long time, ain't it?
Before we picked you up.
Being on his hands and knees like that,
Bend down here. Look across here. You see?
Besides, it only took me one night to realize
Big shot.
Billy Weber. That was 10 years ago.
Blotto. Blotto. Exactly.
Boom!
Boy, are you conceited!
Boy, are you up a creek.
Boy, I'll tell you something,
Bring two Cherry Cokes with lots of ice.
Bringing tapes, you know, to check up on me and whatnot.
Budda, you got an hour left. Let's get on it.
Budda?
Budda. Budda, wait.
But he had, like, switched parts of their bodies.
But his greatest ambition is to shake hands with President Kennedy.
But I can tell you one thing.
But I know what you...
But I mean, do you like me?
But I'm gonna go with Steve and Laurie to the hop.
But I'm not gonna do that, Milner. You know why?
But I've been just quick enough
But it's the first scholarship
But that can't be your car. It must be your mama's car.
But then you suddenly realized you were in love with me,
But we can date other people.
But why should I leave home to find a home?
But you asked me.
But you won't tell me where you live, so here we are.
But you're still a punk.
But... Give me this thing.
Buy you a bottle of booze?
By the way, where is it that you live, Carol?
Bye bye, Curt.
Bye, Curt.
Bye, Curt.
Bye, Curt.
Bye, kid.
Bye!
Bye. Bye.
C. S? What's that stand for?
Can I speak with you a minute?
Can I wizz on you, Wolfman?
Can really be hard on a guy.
Can you imagine? He had the whole police force there.
Can't be too hard to find.
Can't possibly hurt, you know?
Can't we talk about something else?
Carol.
Carol's not grungy. She's bitching.
Chasing girls down for you.
Cherry bomb!
Chicken shit. That's what it is.
Class president, Steve Bolander,
Come here.
Come on in the back.
Come on, Budda. Come on.
Come on, come on! Come on, come on!
Come on, Curt.
Come on, Eddie, I'll dance with you.
Come on, get up! Come on!
Come on, she's gonna blow.
Come on, Terry.
Come on, Wendy.
Come on, will you? Give it back to me.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Beat it, Vic. I'm not your baby.
Come on. Come on what?
Come on. Don't give me any grief. I'm warning you.
Come on. For old times' sake.
Come on. Get your cooties off me.
Come on. No.
Come on. Really, Carol, don't say anything.
Come on. You gotta catch up to her.
Congratulations, my boy. We're all proud of you. All of us.
Consider ourselves adults. Right. Right.
Could I have a couple of those fries?
Could we meet someplace?
Could you pick me some Old Harper? Hard stuff?
Couldn't I have something to remember you by?
Course, it's pretty tough when they take somebody with them.
Curt Henderson, are you with these punks?
Curt just said at dinner tonight
Curt, before I say goodbye,
Curt?
Curt?
Curt.
Curt.
Curt. Curt.
Curtis, come here. Help me, will you? I'm surrounded.
Curtis!
Cut around him.
Cute. Why don't you hold it for me for a while?
Damn it. That I reach this girl right now.
Damn.
Darn it, I wish I could see.
Dave Ogler told me.
Dazzling creature I've ever seen!
Debbie, that's the car!
Debbie?
Decided I wasn't the competitive type.
Despite you scratching Gil's car, I like you.
Dewey. Can it lay rubber?
Diane. How're you doing, Diane?
Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry.
Did you hear that?
Did you lose your car again?
Didn't have a chance. He was a good driver, too.
Didn't nobody tell you I was looking for you?
Do you believe that's true?
Do you drive a white T Bird?
Do you go to JC?
Do you know that he just broadcasts
Do you like me?
Do you think it's the Goat Killer?
Do you think so? Sure.
Doesn't look like a gearshift knob. What is it?
Don't be doing any accidents or anything on me now.
Don't be so damn self righteous with me,
Don't do that. Come on. Let's get out of here.
Don't go back there.
Don't go overboard with this thing.
Don't leave me, Steven. I won't.
Don't say anything and we'll get along just fine.
Don't worry, I won't **** you.
Don't you even come in Monday. You're out! You're out!
Don't you have some homework or something to do?
Don't you think the Beach Boys are boss?
Don't... Don't with the thing!
Dragged him.
Drops cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow.
Eight kids killed and both drivers.
Even after that, you didn't call me for two weeks.
Even my mother and father hate me.
Ever since Buddy Holly died.
Everything's all right. We'll find your sister.
Everything's gonna be all right now, man. You understand?
Excuse me, sir.
Feeling so good 'cause you're 16.
File that under C.S. Over there.
Floyd, I love you, Floyd.
Floyd, is this you, Floyd?
Floyd, reach out, touch my soul, Floyd.
For a blonde young lady in a Thunderbird,
For all the valleys and the mountain tops.
From a plane that flies around in circles
Gee, that's terrific. Just some Old Harper.
Get down.
Get out of here. Get out of here.
Get out. Just get out and shut up.
Gil Gonzales?
Give me some more! My, my.
Go ahead and cream me. Break my arm. See if I care.
Go ahead, Curtsy baby. You go on over there and you remember
Go ahead. Slug me. Scar my face!
Go ahead. You can admit it.
Go to City for a while.
Go to hell.
Go, John!
God damn it. Yeah, I know.
Gonna be hot. About 200 degrees in Merced, 400 degrees out in Fresno,
Gonna make all your dreams come true, baby. Hello!
Good evening. How are you? Yeah, hi.
Good luck now.
Good luck, Curtis.
Good luck.
Good night. Good night.
Good night. See you.
Good. Don't forget us.
Goodbye and good luck. Bye now.
Goodbye, Curt.
Goodbye, Son. Call us when you get there.
Got drunk as hell the night before. Just...
Got his in a head on collision with a drunk.
Grab on to something.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Ha!
Had to train them special myself. Took a lot of time.
Happy birthday, Milner.
Hard guy.
Have a good trip.
Have a popsicle.
Have a popsicle. The icebox just broke down
He blasts that thing all the way around the world.
He called the cops.
He can get a wheelchair and roll himself home.
He didn't dump on me, you little dip!
He got his in 1955 in about the hairiest crash we ever had here.
He had me, man. He was pulling away from me
He leaves a bloody goat's head next to the victim.
He looks like a dog, doesn't he?
He means we're all done having loads of fun out here.
He mustn't have been used to drinking.
He said he thought you were bright enough,
He says he's sorry it's so late,
He started the car and couldn't see through the windshield,
He thought that he ought to stick around and go to JC for a while,
He who smelt it, dealt it.
He won't let me stay out late or play records or anything.
He'll get somebody and we'll see the whole thing.
He's getting old. He ain't as fast as he used to be.
He's on tape.
He's racing Falfa?
He's so neat.
Heading out to Paradise Road?
Heard you're going away to school.
Hell, that's just a dedication, man.
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hello.
Help! Help! Police!
Henderson?
Her name wasn't Idy, though, and it wasn't in a flood.
Here it is. One 10 cent Coke with ice.
Here we go with another call out of the station.
Here, let me see the note.
Here.
Here's... Here's some money. Old Harper.
Hey, Curt, you want to bomb around?
Hey, did anybody ever tell you
Hey, did you get it? You get it, you get it, you get it?
Hey, did you know
Hey, doll, why don't you come on
Hey, driving is a serious business.
Hey, get down.
Hey, guys, wait for me!
Hey, Hank Anderson's inside. Come on in and say goodbye. Huh?
Hey, Hank, look who's here.
Hey, hey, did she do that to you?
Hey, hey, hey, baby. What do you say?
Hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hey, hi, Mr. Gordon. What's up?
Hey, how about somebody else in there?
Hey, I got a dedication here that's for a friend of the old Wolfman,
Hey, I hear college girls really put out.
Hey, I've been looking all over for you, man.
Hey, is it safe to come out?
Hey, is this what they call copping a feel?
Hey, it's been a pleasure, really.
Hey, John, let me go with you. Come on.
Hey, kid!
Hey, Kip, buddy. What's up?
Hey, Laurie, what in the hell are you doing in there?
Hey, listen, Professor.
Hey, look, it's sitting right here.
Hey, man, are you all right?
Hey, man, I'm sorry if I scared you.
Hey, man, what happened to your flathead?
Hey, man, who cut the cheese?
Hey, Milner!
Hey, no. Not wine. Hey.
Hey, nobody can beat him, man. He's got the fastest...
Hey, now, buddy, look. The lady obviously doesn't wanna have to...
Hey, now, this is terrific. See, I love miniature golf.
Hey, Sis.
Hey, that's a tough looking girl you got with you, man.
Hey, this one is for all you out there watching the Submarine Races.
Hey, Toad, what happened to you, man?
Hey, Toad!
Hey, watch it, will you?
Hey, what do you say, Curt? Last night in town,
Hey, what do you want?
Hey, what's wrong?
Hey, where are you going?
Hey, who's the wimp you're hanging out with now? Einstein?
Hey, why don't we go get your Jeep?
Hey, you guys, keep your mind on the road.
Hey, you know a guy around here
Hey, you know John Milner?
Hey, you know, he broadcasts out of Mexico someplace?
Hey, you sure you got enough slack?
Hey, you're new around here. Where you from?
Hey, you're supposed to be the fastest thing in the valley, man.
Hey, zit makeup! Hey, come on...
Hey, Zudo.
Hey! Cool.
Hey! Hey. What are you punks doing?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, cousin. How's your bod?
Hi, Curt.
Hi, excuse me. I'm wondering, could you...
Hi, John.
Hi, Steve. Hi, Judy. Hi, Karen.
Hi, Steve. Mind if I sit down?
Hi, this is my car.
Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
His name's Bob Falfa.
Hit parade on the stethoscope? No, no.
Hiya, John. Oh.
Hold on, God damn it. Why don't you grow up, for Christ's sake?
Hold that up.
How do I get into these things?
How do you know me?
How do you suppose you're gonna do that, wishy washy, at JC?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How old are you?
How would you like to go to the drive in movies with me?
How would you like to ride around with me for a while?
How you been? Wait a sec.
How you thought high school romances were goofy
How's my soft baby?
How've you been?
Huh?
Huh? No. No, thanks.
I ain't going off to some goddamned fancy college!
I ain't having no accidents just because of you.
I almost rolled it a couple of times.
I also... I forgot the car.
I am? I mean, you really think I'm intelligent?
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
I can't give you that, but I'm not gonna give you a whole line.
I can't see anything. I don't wanna see anything.
I can't talk for the Wolfman,
I chased the evil spirits away.
I could run you in right now,
I couldn't bear it. Please. I won't.
I cruise Third Street.
I didn't see anything. Come on, Curt.
I do not want to go out with any other guys.
I don't care if you leave this second.
I don't have a car.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know why I ever asked you out
I don't know, but I'm about to find out.
I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.
I don't know, I... I feel like a midwife.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Maybe I was scared.
I don't know. Oh.
I don't like that surfing shit.
I don't think I'm gonna be going tomorrow.
I don't think that I can control myself any longer tonight.
I don't think you'd see it...
I doubt it. I doubt it.
I even asked my father why you hadn't kissed me.
I even got Pledging My Love by Johnny Ace.
I got a good idea.
I got an idea.
I got it now. Get in the back, punk.
I gotta get up early in the morning
I gotta go.
I gotta see what he's doing though.
I graduated last semester. Remember?
I guess so. I don't know.
I guess we broke up.
I had fun. Goodbye.
I had to practically throw myself at you.
I hate it.
I hate you! Get out of my car!
I have a dental appointment.
I have a new car. Hey!
I hope you'll be taking along with you
I just can't.
I just love listening to Wolfman.
I just need some time.
I just saw a vision. I saw a goddess.
I just want to watch. Or I'll flag you, okay?
I just wish I could go with him or something.
I know everything your dirty little mind is thinking. It shows.
I know her. What about it?
I know who she is.
I know, you probably think you're a big shot, going off like this.
I know. But we're out of money, too.
I know. But we've been through this before.
I know. I got a whole refrigerator full.
I know. I just sort of think it's juvenile now.
I like you.
I lost my wife, too.
I may have been wrong, Curt. I may have been wrong.
I mean, I can't expect you
I mean, I don't want to take any chances with it.
I mean, listen. Now, listen, guys.
I mean, you can touch it if you want.
I mean, you left here, didn't you?
I mean, you picked me up and we got some hard stuff,
I need a ride.
I need something to remember you by.
I never got a chance to race Earl, though.
I predict they gonna go a long way.
I promise. Do you?
I put it in the garage for safekeeping. I mean...
I realize that. I realize that.
I really cannot believe this.
I really had a good time.
I really had a good time.
I really think you do. You look like Connie Stevens.
I remember the day I went off.
I remember.
I said go kiss a duck, marble head.
I saw you on Third Street.
I still got some, so don't try anything.
I tell you what.
I think Curt's probably right, for Curt.
I think I have.
I think I may find that I'm not
I think I'm gonna go over to Burger City.
I think it would strengthen our relationship.
I think she said, I love you.
I think you better go back and sit with your sister.
I thought maybe, before I leave,
I thought since this is our last night together for three months,
I thought you guys would be together, I mean,
I thought you'd left.
I understand, and I'm not upset.
I used them for hunting. I do a lot of hunting, you know.
I want to catch you in the act,
I want to dance now, not at Christmas.
I want to go to sleep.
I want to try out my new wheels.
I was a dirty bird. Carol's not grungy. She's bitching.
I was going with a guy who had horses once.
I was just gonna keep it for a little while.
I was just gonna keep it for a little while.
I was losing, man.
I was wondering, could you give me the time?
I won't be home.
I...
I... I love you, operator.
I'd like to give you $1,000.
I'd rather... I'd rather...
I'll bring you right together. Hold on a minute, man.
I'll go, I'll go.
I'll keep it at home. It's less conspicuous there.
I'll let you feel the upholstery.
I'll love and protect this car until death do us part.
I'll miss you. Mmm.
I'll see you later.
I'll see you, buddy.
I'll see you. Thanks.
I'll show you. It's easy to find.
I'll talk to you later, okay? Wait a second. Wait a second.
I'll tell you how I can do it.
I'll think about it.
I'll try to relay this dedication in
I'm 13, how old are you?
I'm as harmless as a baby kitten.
I'm babysitting tonight.
I'm gonna be sick. Steven.
I'm gonna give you a deal you can't say no to.
I'm gonna have to cite you for that.
I'm gonna knock 10% right off the top. How about that?
I'm gonna knock 10% right off the top. How about that?
I'm gonna miss you so much.
I'm gonna tell him you tried to **** me.
I'm gonna tell you what I can give you. Come over here.
I'm looking for this girl.
I'm not a young man anymore.
I'm not going with you to the airport tomorrow.
I'm not gonna leave you.
I'm not gonna leave you.
I'm not scheduled to leave until tomorrow morning.
I'm not...
I'm really glad you're gonna stay.
I'm sorry, but I wouldn't know.
I'm sorry, I can't. I'm going steady.
I'm sorry, no.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
I'm sorry. It's really not much of a scratch.
I'm staying here. You're on your own.
I'm staying right here! Having fun, as usual.
I'm trying to find out, you know, who she is.
I'm up for grabs.
I've been crying so much.
I've been searching for all my life?
I've been silly.
I've got some things I've gotta do.
I've got to go talk to Laurie. Now take it. Take it!
I've got to have you.
I've never been beat. A lot of guys tried.
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose.
If he can't find me, then he ain't even worth racing, right?
If I can possibly do it tonight,
If I had waited for you to ask me... Oh, brother!
If old Mr. Simpson came in here
If you say, I was a dirty bird.
If you want to talk to the Wolfman.
If you're not gonna remember me for anything else,
In fact, your car's so neat,
In the business, and I like it.
In the first place.
Is Floyd there?
Is she gonna ride with you?
Is that right?
Is this Wolfman Jack?
Is ugly, or has a boyfriend?
Is what we're gonna do.
Isn't that creepy?
It is not my car.
It is! It's better than Darryl Starbird's Superfleck Moonbird.
It was nice to meet you.
It was really something.
It was serious, and...
It was the most beautiful thing I ever seen.
It'll be on tomorrow or Tuesday.
It'll turn red by the time we get there.
It's a great, big, beautiful world out there.
It's a perfect night for horseback riding.
It's early in the morning.
It's for Wolfman Jack.
It's got a gun rack on it, and I use that for hunting mostly.
It's in the garage.
It's just like a ring or something. Yeah.
It's just... You've got to get that through your head!
It's like we were going steady.
It's no big deal. It's no big deal at all.
It's not important.
It's not my car.
It's not too late! It's never too late!
It's our last night together for three months.
It's past curfew, I'm gonna tell him how old I am,
It's pretty grim when a guy gets it,
It's the principle. The principle. Right.
Jane.
Jeez. It's like Grand Central Station around here.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus, Milner! You're really in a great mood tonight, you know that?
Jesus, what a night!
Jesus, you should have seen it.
Jesus. Can you imagine that? Thirty bucks for that broad.
Joe College strikes out.
John Milner's a good friend of mine.
John, I don't know what you're talking about.
John, you gonna be there tonight? Oh, shit.
Judy doesn't want me with her,
Judy's sister'll go with you. Is that all right?
Just because you thought I was kind of cute and funny,
Just before he crashed.
Just come by before noon. All right?
Just cool it, huh, Steve?
Just follow this street straight out of town.
Just got five minutes off and I saw you here all alone, for once.
Just hang a right at the corner.
Just relax and we'll talk about it at the airport.
Just relax, will you? I'll see you at the airport.
Just that she was with a really cute guy in a really boss car,
Just to get a little air in your tires.
Just to let a funeral go by, man.
Just watch it, will you?
Kids.
Laurie, I know it's a drag, but you can't just...
Laurie, I said I wanna dance.
Laurie, I'm telling you, this was the most perfect,
Laurie, listen, I didn't ask for that back.
Laurie, look at me.
Laurie. I told you never to mention that.
Laurie. Laurie.
Laurie. Laurie.
Leave me alone, for God's sake!
Let me get my head over here. Okay, you get up.
Let me see some of that stuff.
Let's catch them at the light,
Let's get out of here.
Let's hear it.
Like every guy in this town,
Like my crying. It was just an act.
Liquor.
Listen,
Listen, are you with him?
Listen, Carl...
Listen, I still got some things to do.
Listen, I'll go for help and you stay here.
Listen, if you're gonna race John Milner,
Listen, listen, listen,
Listen, listen!
Listen, we don't admit a lot of guys to the Pharaohs.
Listen. I want you to listen to me.
Listen. We'll go up and stop at that light.
Listen. You can't fool with the law.
Listen...
Little kiss on your ear. Good night, sweetheart.
Look at it this way. Now, you got three choices.
Look at your glasses, man.
Look who's talking.
Look, Debbie, can you loan me a dollar?
Look, how can you love Nelson
Look, Milner.
Look, remember what happened to Evelyn Chelnick?
Look, you got nothing to fear.
Look, you sure you don't need a lift somewhere, huh?
Look. Say something to him when we go by.
Madly in love with you and trembles at the sight
Make it short and sweet, though, huh?
Man, he looks like a wimp.
Man, you can't call it for the whole night.
Man, you got the bitching est car in the valley.
Maybe I'll see you tonight.
Maybe if it's the Goat Killer,
Maybe you don't think you can do it.
Maybe you ought to come into the aft chamber.
Maybe you ought to shut up.
Milner, you didn't happen
Milner, you son of a bitch!
Mind your own business, John.
Mmm. Figures.
Mmm. I just love tuck 'n' roll upholstery.
More than you can handle.
Move over. I'm not sitting on your lap.
Mr. Jennings gave it to me to give to you.
Mr. Wolfe?
My boss, he wants to get rid of the sporty cars.
My brother's been out with her. He clued me in...
My mom won't let me at home.
My name? Mud, if anybody sees you.
My parents don't know I'm out and you tried to **** me.
My, my, my.
Needs a paint job, that's for sure.
No sweat. My mother does it.
No way.
No, but we got it all worked out.
No, come on. They won't come back.
No, he don't. I've seen the station right outside of town.
No, he's terrible.
No, I called it.
No, I don't think so.
No, I won't forget you and you won't forget me.
No, I'm busy.
No, let's get in this field.
No, man. I'm not the Wolfman.
No, no. Hi, Linda.
No, no. Really, really.
No, no. See, this is very important.
No, really, I'd like to, but I can't.
No, Steve took it.
No, Steven, don't.
No, thanks.
No, thanks. I'm waiting for a double Chubby Chuck.
No, thanks. We got to report the car missing.
No, they don't hate you.
No, you creamed him from right off the line.
No!
No.
No. Does he go to Turlock High?
No. He likes to drink. He told me so.
No. I'm talking to the other 50 creeps here.
No. Listen. I'd really like to, but I... I've got to...
No. No realizing. You've been telling me all summer
No. No, I don't.
No. No, sir. We were at the movies, like I said.
No. No. I had to sell them
No. No. Wait a minute.
No. Whenever he strikes,
Nobody wants me.
Not for me though.
Not like that.
Not only were there bloody goats' heads all around,
Nothing, nothing.
Now let me play the record for you.
Now that's $98 down, understand. $98 down.
Now the next dance is gonna be a snowball,
Now wait a minute. What? Huh?
Now we gonna do the weather
Now, easy, would you? Easy. Easy.
Now, he's a friend of mine, you hear,
Now, I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
Now, I've got some very simple instructions for you.
Now, I've written the tire pressure and stuff
Now, my friend's name is Curt,
Now, we're leaving in the morning, all right?
Now, where do you get off sitting on Gil's car? Huh, man?
Now, you get some wire. We need about a foot.
Nowhere.
Of course you know it.
Of course!
Of this practically new 'vette?
Of this thing you're driving looks a little low.
Of your rippling biceps.
Oh, boy, I love you, Wolfman.
Oh, boy! You don't remember anything, do you?
Oh, come on, you want it and you know it.
Oh, come on!
Oh, come on. Just let me go.
Oh, come on. You're just...
Oh, Curt.
Oh, excuse me, sir.
Oh, God! Not the car!
Oh, great.
Oh, hi, Steve. Hey.
Oh, hi. No. Have a seat.
Oh, I could pick up some oleomargarine,
Oh, I feel terrible.
Oh, I'm going home, sir.
Oh, Laurie, jeez! Come on.
Oh, look at that snatch he's got with him.
Oh, lost her again.
Oh, man, they'll never catch Wolfman.
Oh, no, I'm not...
Oh, no, no, no, stay cool.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, sir. It's 12 and a half inches, regulation size.
Oh, no, Steven. That's not true at all. I didn't say anything.
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Anything! Not the car!
Oh, no! Please! Please!
Oh, nuts. I left it in the car.
Oh, oh.
Oh, race him. You can beat him.
Oh, rats.
Oh, rats. I thought some of my friends might be here.
Oh, Steven, please. Smile or something.
Oh, Steven! Steven, please, don't leave me.
Oh, sure. It's 11:45.
Oh, that was beautiful, John. Just beautiful. Huh?
Oh, this gonna strike a raw nerve, Mama. Here's The Platters.
Oh, wait a minute. Now you're not going?
Oh, wait. There's Dee Dee. I hope she sees me.
Oh, well, yeah,
Oh, wow! Do you know Guy Phillips?
Oh, yeah, I'll be there.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah? I had a couple of horses myself.
Oh! Funny. You know what?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Did I introduce you? This is Debbie.
Oh. Yeah, well, you look a lot like her, too.
Oh. You were leading up to something kind of big.
Okay, John.
Okay, Toad.
Okay, yeah. Let me have a 3 Musketeers
Okay?
Okay? Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Bye bye. Okay.
Okay. I'll see you later, then.
Okay. Now, you got it?
Okay. You got an I. D. For the liquor?
Old enough.
On a pad in the glove...
Once I was at a party and it didn't end until late.
One of those combs there, a pint of Old Harper,
One of you young ladies, he'd have my rear end.
One semester, after all that. Came back here.
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
One, you chicken out.
Or the Wolfman gonna get you.
Or you can phone Diamond 3132.
Out at the canyon?
Out of my car, you...
Out. Out. Get out of the car. Hey!
Over on Ramona. Why?
Ow.
Paradise Road?
Paradise Road.
Pardon me. Your name is Collett?
Peel out.
Play around with. Maybe, you know, we...
Please, don't come near me. No, please.
Price range?
Probably a couple of weeks past their bedtime now.
Probably is. Wimps get all the snatch.
Push the red switch down.
Quit laughing.
Quit pinching.
Quit shoving me. You're gonna lose her.
Really? That's terrible. Yeah.
Really? Well, that's almost a motorcycle, and I just love motorcycles.
Remember the picnic?
Right across here. You see?
Right here at this canal, all hacked to pieces.
Right? Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right. I mean, you understand?
Right. What he said goes for me, too.
Rock and roll will stand, man.
Rock and roll's been going downhill
Running around here backwards.
Saw them head out of town real cautious like and then...
Say, excuse me, but I think we've had an accident.
Say, excuse me, but I think we've had an accident.
Say, was there an old man in here a minute ago?
Scared. Jim Kiler told me.
See that over there? That '41?
See you. We'll see you.
Seems to me there's more guys lately than there's ever been.
She can wait.
She had a nervous breakdown,
She had on his arms and he had on her legs and...
She spoke to me, right through the window!
She spoke to me.
She's gone. Forget it.
Shit, Toad! The man had me! He was beating me!
Shit. Dee Dee.
Shotgun.
Shut up! They'll hear us.
Sicker than a dog, that's for sure.
Sir, this is the operator.
Sit down a minute.
Six or seven of them, right?
So long. So long.
So nothing.
So you meet him at Burger City,
So, anyhows, the Goat Killer...
So, you're Judy's little... Oh, shit.
Some guy named Falfa's going up against Milner.
Some night when I'm hard up.
Someday he'll make a fine Moose.
Someone new in town.
Someone wants me. Someone roaming the streets wants me.
Something Curt said.
Sorry. You'll have to get it before...
Sort of a cross between piss yellow and puke green, ain't it?
Spare me, killer.
Stand by for justice!
Steve, what are you doing?
Steve! What are you doing up here?
Steven, cut over to G Street.
Sticky little mothers, ain't they?
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop! Hey!
Stop! Stop it, you creeps!
Supposed to be hot stuff?
Sure. Anything.
Sure. Hey, you met Linda? Fine.
Sweetheart, if the prize is you, I'm a ready teddy.
Take a ride with the Pharaohs. Huh?
Take care of my car for me while I'm away.
Take you a couple of hours and
Tell him I aim to blow his ass right off the road.
Tell me your name. At least tell me your name.
Temper, temper!
Terry?
Terry.
Thank you,
Thank you. Thank you both.
Thank you. This way.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot. Appreciate it. See you later.
Thanks a lot. I appreciate it.
That creep's not a friend of mine. He's just horny.
That didn't come out right.
That guy, he might as well...
That he didn't see what the big hurry was.
That he's been, the things he's seen.
That he's been, the things he's seen.
That I love to find new friends?
That it's time to stick your head out of the sand
That means the car is gone! Come on.
That my ex is going to become a presidential aide?
That one over there, that's Freddy Benson's 'vette.
That pulls in the moon, the stars, the planets,
That seeing other people while I'm away
That sounds logical.
That used to be, believe it or not,
That was the first time you kissed me.
That you have to leave the nest sometime?
That you look just like Connie Stevens?
That's $2,000, man. $2,000!
That's all right.
That's bitching tuck 'n' roll.
That's Heart and Soul, baby.
That's his wife.
That's just a clearing station, man, so he can fool the cops.
That's pretty good.
That's ridiculous. That girl is young and beautiful.
That's right, she's a $30 Sheri.
The Beach Boys, baby! A brand new group!
The Board of Education was real impressed,
The car! Debbie, look!
The competitive type myself.
The fastest car in the valley.
The first one, up at the lake.
The guy never had a chance.
The man is on tape. Well...
The Moose have been looking for you all day.
The Moose Lodge has given out.
The night is young,
The one with the four wheel drive.
The one you sold the hunting ponies for,
The pickings are really getting slim.
The radio's gone.
The whole strip is shrinking.
The Wolfman comes in here occasionally
The Wolfman is everywhere.
Then keep your smart ass mouth shut.
Then we'd know for sure that we're really in love.
Then when you did ask me out,
Then you come on back and I'll show you a few things.
Then you jump out and flatten their tires.
There's Kip Pullman.
There's that badass Chevy again.
They don't... They don't sell gas here.
They got worried. Thought you were trying
They must've taken the keys with them.
They really...
They thought he went up to Stockton, but two nights ago
This is a collect call for Wolfman Jack.
This is a joke, right? This better be a joke,
This is called Surfin' Safari.
This is getting good.
This is gonna take some thinking.
This is just between you and me.
This is my cousin, Carol.
This is really a beautiful car, you know that?
This is... Ow! My leg, my leg. Ow! Watch it!
Three, you are successful and you join the Pharaohs
Tie him to the car and drag him.
Tied him to the car and...
Tiger happens to be very intelligent, unlike you.
To be a monk or something while you're away.
To be around the corner of 12th and G
To get these wheels. And a Jeep.
To give up a life to find a new life.
To keep me and my girlfriend together?
To leave home to look for home.
To say goodbye to friends you love just to find new friends.
To stay out of this graveyard.
To the opera, James.
Toby Juarez, he's a Pharaoh, isn't he?
Toby Juarez?
Tomorrow? Oh.
Tonight, things are gonna be different.
Took the header plugs off, eh? Expecting some action?
Turlock. Turlock?
Two orders of French fries and...
Two, you foul up and Holstein hears you, and, well,
Uh huh.
Uh uh.
Very funny. What a chop.
Wait a minute, now. Wait till I tell everybody!
Wait a minute! Wait a second!
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Could you say that again?
Wait a minute. Just do what I say.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Joe. Wait a minute.
Wait a second! Wait a second!
Wait a second.
Wait a second. Wait a second.
Wait till I tell Marcia.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Want a cigarette?
Want to come along? Yeah, I do. I do. I do.
Watch out for the cop that's in Jerry's Cherry.
We are going to remember all of the good times,
We broke up. What?
We can hotwire it. Okay?
We can't be spending half the night
We could agree
We don't get along too well.
We got to steal you a car coat and things like that.
We have an excellent description of this car.
We killed him last night.
We know.
We might even have a class together.
We shouldn't be able to see other people and go out.
We were at the movies, sir.
We wouldn't have had to go through all the fun.
We'll take them all.
We'll take them.
We're all done out here.
We're all right up...
We're finally getting out of this turkey town,
We're gonna give you our special prize.
We're gonna rock and roll ourselves to death, baby.
We're leaving in the morning.
We're still gonna be going together,
Well, a lot of that was an act, you know.
Well, get bent, turkey.
Well, God damn it, I won't report you this time, but next time,
Well, God damn it, I won't report you this time, but next time,
Well, good evening.
Well, he used to. He goes to JC now.
Well, hey, Wendy.
Well, how am I gonna get home?
Well, I don't play it too often anyway. What are we doing here?
Well, I gotta give him this note. Shit!
Well, I gotta go.
Well, I was busy.
Well, I was thinking I could wait a year, you know.
Well, I was...
Well, I...
Well, I... I needed some things
Well, I'd like to, Toad,
Well, I'll see you around.
Well, I'm not really sure that I'm going.
Well, I'm not surprised, driving a field car.
Well, I'm supposed to go to college back east tomorrow,
Well, if I'm not doing anything tomorrow,
Well, let me tell you something. I couldn't care less.
Well, let's go! I'll see you, boys.
Well, maybe I've grown up. Maybe I changed my mind.
Well, maybe we better go call the police.
Well, see, we're having a little problem.
Well, seriously,
Well, stay cool, man.
Well, Steven, who's stopping you?
Well, then we'll see you later, okay?
Well, then, where is your car?
Well, this is the first time you've been quiet all night.
Well, tonight,
Well, we know where she is.
Well, well, how are you, Curt? What a pleasant surprise.
Well, what about your Jeep?
Well, what's wrong? You're just sitting there.
Well, where you going?
Well, why are you so depressed?
Well, you didn't leave yet, huh?
Well, you had me nervous there for a second, huh?
Well, you mind if I come along?
Well, you ought to. He's a friend of ours,
Well, you want to. Go ahead.
Well?
Well?
Well...
What a babe.
What a bitching babe.
What a glorious night, huh?
What about your double Chubby Chuck,
What are you doing? Trying to pick up
What did you say?
What did you say? Wait. What did you say?
What do you keep looking at?
What do you mean, you asked me out?
What do you mean, you guess so?
What do you mean?
What do you say, Al? Not much.
What do you want me to say?
What for?
What happened to your flathead?
What happened, man?
What I can do is I relay it.
What I mean is, somebody stole my...
What I meant was that since we do care for each other so much,
What is it? Nothing!
What is it? What've you got?
What kind was it?
What school you go to?
What should we do with you?
What the hell's going on here, Toad?
What, you mean John Milner?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? No. Get up. No. Jesus.
What? Peel out.
What? Same old Curt.
What? What are you talking about?
What's going on here?
What's the matter, John?
What's the matter?
What's the matter? Am I too ugly?
What's wrong?
What's wrong? Nothing.
What's wrong? You're a tough guy.
What's your name?
What's your name? Debbie.
What've you got in there, kid?
When he's going out with Marilyn Gator?
When I get this sucker rolling.
When I graduate, I'm gonna be a Wolfman.
When?
Where did you go, anyway? Over there.
Where is he now? I mean, where does he work?
Where is the dazzling beauty
Where was I?
Where we can discuss this in private.
Where you going, Milner?
Where you going, Milner?
Where?
Where'd you go again?
Where's Laurie?
Where's Laurie?
Where's my rod?
Who are you?
Who are you? Do you know me?
Who do you think will take the regionals this year?
Who is she?
Who is this on the Wolfman telephone?
Who is this on the Wolfman telephone?
Who were you expecting?
Who, me?
Who's that? You know him?
Whoo!
Why are we stopping here?
Why did you do that?
Why do you kill little animals? I think that's terrible.
Why don't we go out to the canal?
Why don't we go over into the field?
Why don't we go someplace else?
Why don't you give me a call, okay?
Why don't you go out and try to win yourself a few races?
Why don't you just go ahead?
Why don't you leave?
Why don't you shut up, baby?
Why in the hell do they bother?
Why is it every girl that comes around here
Why, certainly.
Why? What happened?
Will you speed up, please?
Will you stop it with the Big Bopper stuff?
Will you tell me that?
With a car coat and a blood initiation and all that, huh.
With a piss yellow deuce coupe?
With somebody that ain't around,
Wolfman Top 40 is Box 1300, Chula Vista.
Would you buy me a bottle?
Would you dedicate a record
Wow, you're just like The Lone Ranger!
Wow. He's really fast, isn't he?
Wrong, nothing. You've been telling me for eight weeks.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, and it's a secret, so don't tell anybody.
Yeah, anyway, catch you tomorrow night.
Yeah, but he's stupid.
Yeah, good.
Yeah, I got a 327 Chevy in it. It's got six Strombergs.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know. You lost your I. D. What kind do you want?
Yeah, I like you. You're all right.
Yeah, I think so. There's some punk looking for me.
Yeah, I'll die soon and it'll all be over, John.
Yeah, is this your car?
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah, right, liquor.
Yeah, right. Cool.
Yeah, same to you.
Yeah, she's going with me.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure. I got him in a class.
Yeah, this place is too crowded anyway.
Yeah, those were good ponies.
Yeah, three weeks?
Yeah, we know Toby.
Yeah, well, go.
Yeah, well, I guess I have a pretty good time just about every night.
Yeah, with shaving cream.
Yeah, yeah, no sweat. Let's get out of here.
Yeah, yeah. Well, listen. You go.
Yeah, you just might make it as a Pharaoh yet, boy.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? Do you still have them? We can go for a ride.
Yeah? It's been building up inside of me like a volcano all night.
Yeah? It's really tough looking.
Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah? You really think I look like her?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. 11:45. Good. Thanks a lot.
Yeah. All right, thanks.
Yeah. And I bet you're smart enough to get us some brew.
Yeah. Aren't we all? She's not here.
Yeah. Brew?
Yeah. Deer, mostly. Got a couple of bear last year.
Yeah. Figured something's up.
Yeah. Got a scholarship. Only stayed a semester?
Yeah. Huh?
Yeah. I met her once at a Dick Clark road show.
Yeah. I'll see you. Okay.
Yeah. I'm Terry the...
Yeah. It's a good thing, too,
Yeah. Just went out the back.
Yeah. Let me have...
Yeah. Oh, come on, man.
Yeah. Oh, great.
Yeah. See you.
Yeah. Sure. Judy, her sister,
Yeah. There's a very wicked '55 Chevy looking for you.
Yeah. We ought to do something.
Yeah. Well, I come mighty close.
Yeah. Well, see, I've only got $50 and he doesn't have change.
Yeah. Why'd you come back?
Yeah. Yeah, Laurie's probably over there.
Yeah. Yeah, Laurie's probably over there.
Yeah. Yeah, sure. This is it. This is it.
Yeah...
Yes, found Barbara Ann.
Yes, it is.
Yes? Help. No...
Yes. Collect call for Wolf...
Yes. You can have all the fun you want.
You ain't got no emotions?
You ain't said one word all night long.
You all right? Yeah, I'm fine.
You and Laurie engaged yet?
You and your girlfriend wanna do that, go someplace else, huh?
You better come with us, maybe.
You broke up? Bull.
You call that a paint job, but it's pretty ugly.
You can check it if you like, sir.
You can just barely see the fender.
You can't be that old. Listen, listen.
You can't? No.
You chicken fink. Wait a minute.
You could spot weld the bumper bracket?
You didn't get it. Why didn't you get it?
You didn't kiss me for three dates.
You didn't, of course. I had to.
You didn't. I asked you out.
You do? Why didn't you say something earlier?
You don't know Gil?
You don't know whether you're gonna leave town or not?
You don't mind, do you, Peggy?
You don't want me to forget you, do you?
You don't want that, right?
You ever get tired of going steady
You going back east?
You gonna go after him?
You got a bitching car.
You got it. You got it.
You got just two seconds to get your ass over in your corner.
You got to be thinking of someone else.
You got to make up your mind.
You got to take it easy when you drive that car of yours.
You got your car stolen.
You guys gonna have a little bash before you leave?
You have no romance, no soul?
You just can't stay 17 forever.
You just go around the back.
You know a guy named Frank Bartlett?
You know Gil Gonzales?
You know how it is. It's been like this...
You know Toby Juarez?
You know what he said?
You know what I'd like to give you for this car?
You know, before Steve leaves.
You know, come in. I'll let you feel it.
You know, he brought your name up at the Moose Hall.
You know, I always thought I look like Sandra Dee.
You know, I think you're really neat.
You know, it doesn't make sense
You know, Terry? I had a pretty good time tonight.
You know, the Moose Scholarship went to the right boy. You.
You know, why should I leave friends
You leaving tomorrow? Uh huh.
You make it sound like I'm giving dictation.
You mean dating other people?
You must've talked his ear off trying to get him to stay.
You never had an accident, though. You told me.
You never knew what you were doing.
You only got about five minutes left
You practically get killed trying to get your car back
You practically get killed trying to get your car back
You really think she's got me worried
You scratched it, man.
You see this Milner, you tell him I'm looking for him, huh?
You see, I may be leaving town tomorrow
You seem to know a lot of weird guys.
You spastic creep!
You take care of yourself, man.
You tell her, Wolfman. He's my man.
You think I care if you go off?
You think I'm gonna crack up or something?
You thought I'd tell you where I live? Not me. Not old Carol.
You throw me out, I'll scream.
You wanna be a Pharaoh, huh.
You want me to give it to you?
You want one? No, no. No thanks.
You want to end up like John?
You were scared.
You wish.
You would, you grungy little twerp.
You, too. Get out. Get out!
You'll always be number one, John. You're the greatest.
You'll be back at Christmas.
You'll forget him in a week.
You'll have so many boys after your bod.
You'll probably see it if you get lucky.
You're a regular J. D.
You're a weird broad. But you're gonna appreciate me soon.
You're an ogre, just like my father.
You're an ogre, just like my father.
You're crazy. You saw it.
You're disgusting. Get out of my car. Get out!
You're going to the hop? The freshman hop?
You're gonna be hanging on for mercy
You're just mentally playing with yourself.
You're just riding around with a bunch of girls.
You're right about that.
You're talking to the woman I love.
You're the most beautiful, exciting thing I've ever seen in my life,
You've been number one as long as I can remember.
You've got to be kidding.
You've got to cruise easy, baby.
Your car's uglier than I am!
Your father won't let you stay out late?
Your father. Great.
Your Mexicali Chili Barb
Your mother! Hey, we been talking about you.
Your name is Collett Call?
Your party's ready, sir. Hello, Floyd!
11:45. Right o.
231 Ramona. Two three one. Two three one.
Debbie, this is Steve. Hello.
Hi, John. Not too good, huh?
Hi. Hi.
Maybe. Look.
Pinkie's Pizza. Yeah, listen,
See you later. Right.
Wolfman. Yeah.
Your rod? Yeah.
...this time, it'd just be for fun.
$98 a month. Now, you ask me, How can I do this?

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