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Clerks. (1994)

Clerks. (1994)

"Clerks" is a cult classic film released in 1994, directed by Kevin Smith. This indie comedy centers around a day in the lives of two clerks, Dante Hicks (played by Brian O'Halloran) and Randal Graves (played by Jeff Anderson), who work at a small convenience store and adjacent video rental store, respectively. As they deal with irate customers, eccentric friends, and the monotony of their jobs, hilarity ensues. The film captures the mundane yet relatable struggles of working-class individuals, mixed with a sharp wit and clever dialogue.

If you are a fan of this iconic film, you can now relive its soundtrack and memorable quotes by playing and downloading these sounds. Immerse yourself in the world of "Clerks" through the nostalgic tunes and dialogue that make this film so beloved by its dedicated fanbase. So grab some snacks, kick back, and enjoy this slice of 90s indie cinema that has influenced countless filmmakers and continues to be widely cherished today.

A construction job of that magnitude would require...
A deep inhalation of oxygen to aid in the stretching of muscles.
A guy makes a woman come, it's talent.
A little taller than her ? Gorgeous body ?
A little word of advice: Sometimes you got to let those hard to reach chips go.
A lot more manpower than the lmperial Army had to offer.
A paper or something ?
A roofer listens to this, not his wallet.
A trach ring.
A woman makes a guy come, it's standard.
A woman's intuition.
A woman's intuition.
Actually, l once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis.
After a lapse in enrollment.
After all the talking we've been doing.
After dropping a bombshell like that, you owe me big.
After that, I'm gone. The boss comes in.
After the blow job, he likes to have it spit back into his mouth while kissing.
All I'm saying is, if you're that unhappy, you should leave.
All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
All right ! Jesus, you fuckers are pushy !
All right, asshole. You're on.
All right, but you're missin' out. Chicks with dicks.
All right, here we go. I got it.
All right, there's a stick over there. You're shooting up against this goal.
All right. You want me to bring the VCR over so we can watch this ?
All she did was unloosen the nuts and put the tire on.
All the other guys I went with before l met you. If you want to have a complex, go ahead.
All Tit Fucking, Volume Eight, I Need Your Cock,
Along come these left wing militants who blast everything...
Am l missing something here ?
And a pack of cigarettes.
And claimed that a Quick Stop employee...
And he insisted that l wear the ring anyway.
And he said most of them were college guys l never even seen or met before.
And he told you all of this ?
And he's in Vermont ? I'm not even supposed to be here today !
And if l see you again, I'm gonna break your fucking head open !
And if you don't mind, I'd like to stew a bit.
And instead of me lifting it, I shit my pants.
And l hope it feels good.
And l know that's what I'd become.
And l like to have something to read while it's going on.
And l should break the disengagement news to my mother,
And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
And say, ""Please, Mr. Merchant of Death, sir, please,
And sent me down to issue a fine.
And shit herself.
And that made you feel better ?
And the fact that you have to come in on your day off, why don't you quit ?
And then I'm gonna try to talk to Veronica.
And then I'm gonna try to talk to Veronica.
And this is his revenge by putting this bogus article in the paper when it went to press.
And when she dumps you again and l promise you, she will
And you know what we're gonna do ? We're gonna go to that party and get some pussy.
And you people Don't you have jobs to go to ? Get out of here. Go commute.
And you're calling me a slut in so many words.
And, yes, allow me to placate your ego.
Any contractor working on that Death Star knew the risk involved.
Any person who sells or makes available tobacco,
Are either one of these any good ?
Are you sure ? Maybe there's a vindictive printer working for you.
As if a guy's a fucking pervert 'cause he tries to go down on himself.
As if somewhere beyond all the other gallons is a container of milk...
As such, we have certain obligations that, although they may seem cruel and unusual,
Aside from the cheating, we were a great couple.
Ass Worshipping Rim Jobbers, My Cunt And Eight Shafts,
At which time, yes, l would love to go for dinner and a movie with you.
Aw, shit !
Balls resting on his lips.
Be there by 12:00 ? Where ?
Because going down isn't a big deal.
Because l did only have sex with three guys.
Because l loved you and wanted to see you...
Because l won't let it be like that. You want your slut ? Fine, the slut is yours.
Being that you work at a video store.
Best of Both Worlds ?
Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill ya.
Bummer. Well, l gotta head back for the 1:30 class.
But don't look at me like I'm the town whore, because you were plenty busy before you met me.
But don't pine for one and fuck the other.
But I'm not going to sit here holding your hand anymore until you figure it out !
But l didn't sell any cigarettes to any kids !
But l don't have the ability to risk the comfortable situations...
But l will return in a little while,
But l, uh, thought maybe you'd let me use it anyway.
But meanwhile, all you ever do is talk about Caitlin.
But they don't all bring ya Lasagna at work.
But you're living in denial and suppressing rage, motherfucker.
But, uh, maybe l could have something in the back there to read ?
By a koala fish mutant bird.""
Bye. Take it easy.
Caitlin and l can't be together. It's impossible.
Can l, uh, give you a lift somewhere ?
Can you imagine being halfway decent to the customers sometimes ?
Can't we ever have a discussion without that coming up ?
Casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.
Chick only made you nuts, man. She cheated on you how many times ?
Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante, and badly, l might add !
Come on, Silent Bob. Let's get the fuck outta this fuckin' gyp joint...
Come on. Get him, get him !
Come on. Let's go, let's go ! Come on, come on. Get him !
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she one of the illustrious 12 ?
Cruddy lung, smoking through a hole in your throat.
Cum Clean, Cum Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns III,
Cumming in Socks, Cum On ilene,
Cute. Tell me you wouldn't wanna go out with me again...
Damn, that's eerie.
Dante ?
Dante Hicks. Why ? What's this all about ?
Dante, this is Willam Black. This is Dante Hicks, my boyfriend.
Dante, you have a customer.
Did he have the adult magazine when he came in ?
Did you ever notice that all the prices end in ""9"" ?
Do l get to hit you after you tell me ?
Do you always talk this weird after you violate a woman ?
Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year ?
Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback ?
Do you, like, anally **** my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank ?
Does that include me ?
Doing all sorts of endurance tests and stuff.
Don't hold it against him. He just never got Caitlin out of his system.
Don't hurt yourself, buddy. I'll go to Big Choice Video instead.
Don't take this the wrong way, but, uh, l used to fuck her.
Don't you think you're taking this a bit too hard ?
Done poisoning the youth for today, huh ?
Duh ! I'm about to become single again.
Empire had the better ending.
Especially since l rule.
Even though l work in a video store, I choose to rent movies at Big Choice.
Every time l kiss you, I'm gonna taste 36 other guys.
Everybody in school knew about it. Even in my class.
Everybody knows about this except me ! Do you know how humiliating that is ?
Everyone said it was a stupid move, but l didn't care...
Exactly ! Which means I can't close it for another hour just so we can both go to a wake.
Excuse me. Have you been here all day ?
Failure to remit before the due date...
Fifty three dollars a week on cigarettes ! Come on !
Five hundred bucks ? For what ?
For good, cancer merchant !
For violation of New Jersey Statute, Section 2A, Number 170/51.
For violation of New Jersey Statute, Section 2A, Number 170/51.
Forget Caitlin Bree. You been with Veronica how long now ?
Forget it. l don't wanna deal with a guy that sells cigarettes to four year olds.
Freaking out because I've gone down a couple of guys.
Fuck ""in a second"" ! Oh, look at you. You can't even pass.
Fuck you !
Fuck, fuck, fuck ! I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Fuckin' a good plate with nothin' on it ?""
Fucking dickhead.
Fucking kids.
Fucking pervert.
Get out of here !
Get ripped and, hopefully, get laid.
Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt,
God, here l am, throwing myself at you, succumbing to your wily charms,
God, that was so great !
Good bye, Dante !
Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. it ends on such a down note.
Have some chips. You'll feel better.
He asked me for it.
He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.
He didn't say a word. He didn't have to.
He just sat there and let me do all the work.
He left at what time ?
He probably saw that Caitlin chick. I know l felt like beatin' it when l saw her.
He promised me he'd be here by noon !
He really went to Vermont ? When the hell was someone going to tell me?
He said it was important to have standards. He says no one has any pride anymore.
He smells the change is coming !
He smoked until the day he died.
He was masturbating, his heart seized and he died.
He went home to change for the big date.
He went to go rent a movie. He isn't back yet.
He's right.
He's scared now 'cause he sees the threat we present.
Hell of a game.
Hello.
Hello. Hello ?
Here comes the speech about how he's just doing his job by following orders.
Here, let me refund your money and we'll call if even, all right ?
Here, now l am a customer. I'm gonna buy some Chewlies gum.
Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs.
Hey ! Hey, you ! Get back here.
Hey, any balls down there ?
Hey, Caitlin's in the back. You might want to check on her.
Hey, good luck with Veronica.
Hey, Redding ! Come on. Get this fucker !
Hey, Ronni. How you been, man ?
Hey, that's tight. Solid.
Hey, the floor looks pretty clean. I put the cat next door.
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot !
Hey, uh, let me ask you a question. Think this guy's out of shape ?
Hey, what're you, a fucking faggot ? I hate guys.
Hit 'em, hit 'em, hit 'em !
Hmm, I've touched a nerve.
Hockey is hockey. At least we got to play.
Hold on to the counter and I'll pull.
Hold on. You feeling limber ?
Holy shit ! l didn't even think they enforced this.
Honesty through paranoia.
How did you get here so fast ?
How do you know they're taking the right amount of change or even paying for what they take ?
How flattering.
How long you been smoking ?
How many different girls have you slept with ?
How many guys l slept with because you never even bothered to ask.
How many people ever come to the store at 4:00 on a Saturday ?
How many times have l told you not to be dealing in front of the store ?
How much can you bench ?
How you could romanticize your relationship with Caitlin.
How you've been waiting until the time was right, and then you were going to dump me for her ?
How's your eye ?
I asked him why nobody ever called the manager, and he said it happens...
I brought the orange one and... the orange one.
I called the locksmith. He said the earliest he could be here is tomorrow morning.