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Heartbreak Ridge (1986)

Heartbreak Ridge (1986)

"Heartbreak Ridge" is a gritty and action-packed movie released in 1986, directed by Clint Eastwood, who also stars as the lead character, Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway. The film revolves around Highway, a battle-hardened Marine Corps veteran, who is assigned to whip a group of undisciplined recruits into shape. As they prepare for an imminent invasion of Grenada, Highway encounters both personal and professional challenges.

This critically acclaimed film showcases Eastwood's versatility as an actor and director, combining intense combat sequences with moments of humor and heartfelt drama. The stellar cast also includes Marsha Mason as Aggie, Highway's ex-wife, and Everett McGill as Major Malcolm Powers.

If you're a fan of military films or enjoy captivating character-driven stories, "Heartbreak Ridge" is definitely worth a watch. You can immerse yourself in the sounds of this powerful movie by playing and downloading the soundtrack here.

A committee of congressmen, who, asshole to asshole...
A kiss is just as thrillin' And I'm still willin'
A leatherneck lifer Who likes the barracks clean
A new breed.
A nice tribute to an aging veteran as close to retirement as yourself.
A real crossway breezer, I swear.
A year ago you hit an officer. I went to Annapolis with that man.
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Academy?
Aggie always kept a smile on your face.
Aggie will put him back together again, just like she always has.
Aggie, I'll take you home after we close up...
Aggie, is there a problem here?
Agnes Anne, you keep 8 inches of daylight...
Agnes Anne, you were a wild creature, I must say.
Ah, you know I love you
Ah!
Ah. Gunny, I'd like you to meet my big friend, Swede Johanson.
Ah. Thank you, my friend.
Ahh.
Ahh. Ugh.
Ain't been no hippies for centuries. You been freeze dried or doing time?
Ain't gonna be so smart with your balls stuffed in your mouth, jarhead.
All officers and staff NCOs will immediately return to their units.
All right, Aponte.
All right, get them out of there!
All right, let's go.
All right, let's move out, recon. Form up.
All right, men, let's smoke this sucker's ass. Come on!
All right, you devil dogs.
All right.
All right.
All secured. No casualties, no sign of enemy.
All y'all that voted for me, say, Rock the house!
All you all that voted for Miss Banana Titties, say, Yeah.
Allowed the men lapse into mediocrity.
Allowed the men lapse into mediocrity.
Almost got my ass shot off for Ma Bell.
Almost lost me the only crummy job I could find.
An unappreciated field of endeavor, sir.
And don't you come back
And I don't wanna get my head shot off in some faraway land...
And I want those men in shape.
And it makes a distinctive sound when fired. So remember it.
And lose all this joy?
And one loss, Vietnam.
And that goes for your mama too
And the Kevlar helmet you were issued?
And then I would crawl into bed and I would wonder: Where were you?
And then some, sir.
And there is no room in my future for a...Marine.
And we got laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner.
And what do they say about ex wives?
And you got that big behind
And you know what's funny? You're gonna do all the work.
And you signed them?
And you watch it, funny man.
And you're out, Jones. Hit the road.
Anybody else got a better idea?
Aponte better get his cartoon face back here.
Aponte.
Are we going any further?
Are you as good with engines as your mouth?
Are you for real?
Are you reading those magazines?
As you know, when one of our men is shot...
Asshole.
At a place called Heartbreak Ridge
Aye, aye, sir.
Aye, aye, sir.
Bad whiskey, bad sex and bad men, I never forget.
Bag these geeks. Keep America beautiful.
Banged up my Corvette. But I figure it's a chance to meet regular people...
Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.
Been in a long time.
Besides, who the hell is Aponte?
Best goddamn platoon sergeant...
Better spread out. I'm sure they got buddies around here.
Big Daddy says to get off your fat ass and get back in the war. His words, sir.
Big leatherneck, jarhead motherfucker.
Big time football hero.
Bring in Gunnery Sergeant Highway.
But he went R.O.A.D. on me.
But if you want a lot from a woman, you have to give a lot.
But that's not your way, is it?
But then you would volunteer for every goddamn war that came down the pike.
But this is your last chance.
But what the Corps gives you isn't enough for the family.
By the way, he's Lieutenant Ring, your platoon leader.
Bye, Webster.
Camp Lejeune.
Can I buy you a beer?
Can I get my old room back?
Careful, guys.
Carry on, major.
Cease fire!
Characters like you are an anachronism.
Chill out, here they come, man.
Choozoo, do you read me?
Chow with Helen and me tonight.
Christ, Highway's platoon. Snap to, marine. Give me a hand.
Clean that up.
Clean your weapons, check your ammo.
Coffee, sir?
Coffee.
Collect.
Collins, Aponte!
Collins.
Come on in.
Come on, don't stand there, damn it.
Come on, guys. Somebody see what shirt he's wearing.
Come on, it's time to earn your pay. Let's move it.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, major!
Come on, man. I need the money!
Come on, men. Let's smoke them.
Come on, Profile.
Come on, shithead!
Come on, stay down, everyone. Let's go.
Come on, you fucking dickhead!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Cubans. Mm.
Damn it.
Damn you, boy. Don't you know how to write or call?
Damn, they're small.
Damn! He just tore off my ear.
Damn.
Did I by any chance give you that perfume?
Did we mutually nurture each other?
Did you lead this assault?
Didn't J.J. Johnson do that at a WAVE party in San Diego?
Didn't you hear Lt. Ring?
Dismissed.
Division has assigned Highway to our reconnaissance platoon.
Do I mess with y'all all when you play Romance the Sheep?
Do it, man! This dude is certifiable.
Do you know who you're shooting at? I'm the ayatollah of rock 'n' roll ah.
Don't ask for my autograph.
Don't be illin'
Don't die, man.
Don't ever come back! Ever, ever, ever! How dare you....
Don't forget your bros when you make it.
Don't fuck with Scarface Highway Baddest jarhead that there is
Don't give the prick the satisfaction. You can make it.
Don't let him die, gunny.
Don't start no S H, won't be no I T. We got ladies here.
Don't worry yourself.
Don't worry. You can pay it back.
Don't you boys want to go back to the way it was? Nobody fucking with you?
Double time!
Drop your cocks and grab your socks.
Drunk and disorderly.
Each platoon will proceed to the objective, which in this case is the Battalion Bear Pit.
Easy. Give them a few more yards, then we'll nail the coffin shut.
Excuse me, lieutenant, but are you hinting that we don't fight back?
Excuse me, lieutenant, but are you hinting that we don't fight back?
Excuse me, ma'am. You don't happen to be...
Feet still bothersome?
Fill out the proper request forms and send it through the chain of command.
First Platoon, follow me!
Flight deck, prepare to launch helo. Prepare to launch helo.
Forward march!
Forward march!
Forward march!
Forward march.
Fought them something fierce. They gave back as good as they got.
Four minutes. Fall out.
Fringe benefits of work.
Front row, center seat, and all the girls I can't eat.
Fuck this jarhead sucker.
Fuck you!
Fuck you. I'm getting pretty good at this.
Fuck.
Funniest guy I ever met.
Gave up the frontal assault, tried to out goddamn flank me.
Get in the building!
Get in the building! Go!
Get on your feet, Highway!
Get out of your seats.
Get ready.
Get them out!
Get them out!
Get us both busted back to low ass, no rank, mud rolling PFC?
Get your shit off, let's go.
Get your tight little butt out of here.
Girl, you know I love you
Girl, you know I love you But I ain't stupid
Give me that.
Glad to know some things don't change. You still know what a woman loves to hear.
Go, recon! Recon!
God bless.
Goddamn it, gunny!
Goddamn it.
Gonna slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup?
Good Lord, what was that?
Good morning, men.
Good thing we got him out.
Good to see you, Tom. Back where you belong!
Grenada, a Caribbean island also known as the Isle of Spice.
Grid 2 1 9...
Groupies are fun, but you need vitamin E. They wear you out.
Gung ho to party
Gunnery Sergeant Highway used live ammunition...
Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway reporting for duty, sir.
Gunny Highway is the sickest individual it's been my sorry pleasure to come across.
Gunny Highway. Major Devin wants to see you ASAP.
Gunny, I got Profile killed.
Gunny, recon that hill, but wait for Foxtrot Company before launching any assault.
Gunny, this is all a question of mind over matter.
Gunny, where are you going?
Gunny, you don't know your place. First Platoon is the victor.
Gunny!
Had a few months to retirement, figured he'd coast.
Hah. Look who's talking.
Handful of pussy and a mouthful of ass
Handful of pussy and a mouthful of ass
Hang on to this, boy. I think war's just been declared.
Havana cured. Got a pal in Guantánamo in Supply.
Have no fear, Stitch is here. I never go to combat without my plastic.
Have one on the house to ease your pain.
Have we ever served together?
He charged two machine gun nests by himself. He didn't sleep for three days.
He consults his manual before he mounts his old lady...
He hey!
He must have the key to the PX.
He wants to see you, lieutenant.
He was our platoon sergeant.
He was the one who recommended Highway for the Congressional Medal of Honor.
He watches too much prime time.
He'll kill him.
He's a bad psycho mother Bionic Marine
He's a fire pissing jarhead Bionic Marine
He's an improvement over you!
He's shooting at us. What the fuck? I don't need this, man.
He's sick, man. He looked like living proof of life after death.
He's sick. Must be the beef. I ain't feeling too good myself.
He's the president of punk, the earl of funk.
Heard all about you. And your bullshit heroics.
Heartbreak Ridge? I've never heard of that school.
Heartbreak Ridge.
Heartbreak Ridge.
Hell, he's carrying so much shrapnel, he can't pass through a metal detector.
Hell, I thought we were married.
Hell, no.
Hell. You know.
Hello, happening hostages, I'm Stitch Jones, Mr. Funkadelic.
Hello? Hello?
Hello? Operator?
Here he is, the next king of rock 'n' roll, ladies and gentlemen, Stitch Jones!
Here, let's drink a toast to J.J. and all the pieces of him we couldn't find.
Here. Here's a special fund. Gunnery sergeants only.
Hey, baby.
Hey, crotch rot.
Hey, man, no offense. Just working on my routine.
Hey, man, the few, the proud, the chumps.
Hey, yo, wait a minute, man. That's bullshit. No.
Hey, yo, you can't leave the duke of cool!
Hey!
Hi, honey!
Higher.
Highway won the Congressional Medal of Honor at Heartbreak Ridge.
Highway!
Highway's crazy, man.
Highway's something else, huh? High speed, low drag.
His abuse we don't need But we'll end this bullshit
His mama know he's playing Marine?
Hit the road, Jack.
Hit them now!
Hmm.
Hmm. I never heard of no Heartbreak Ridge.
Hmm. Well, I figured as much.
Hoo! Hoo!
How am I gonna play American Bandstand?
How are your men doing, major?
How many people think the squad bay is ready to go as is?
How you feeling, babe?
How?
How's he doing?
Howl at the moon?
I am not one of your troops that can be bullied.
I am on to you. I want you out of here right now!
I am preparing a paper on tactics and strategy for the War Club seminar.
I beg your pardon?
I came over from Supply and Logistics.
I can fix it in no time.
I can play country western. Give me a chance.
I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters.
I can say Marine any damn way I choose.
I can't do that, man. I forgot my suntan oil.
I can't fix it if I don't know what's broken.
I could make your lot in military life a lot comfier...
I didn't wanna cause you any sleepless nights, thinking about me.
I don't believe this shit, man!
I don't give a fuck about Major Powers.
I don't know if the major told you...
I don't know what strings you pulled to get back in this division, but I don't like it.
I don't know where he went.
I don't know where I go from here. I just want it to end...
I don't know, I haven't gotten to that part.
I don't know, sir. Sergeant Major Choozoo and I...
I don't know. I can't think that far back.
I don't like soldier boys.
I don't play none of this jail give up the booty bullshit.
I don't see it that way, major.
I don't think I got a wink's sleep in '68. Do you remember that year?
I doubt that.
I earned that right.
I eat concertina wire and piss napalm.
I expect my non commissioned officers to lead by example.
I figured she'd be married to a general by now.
I gave the gunny permission to freelance his I mean...
I gave the order to take this hill.
I got nothing to say.
I guess all this marching bands and parades and shit is old stuff to you?
I had a rifle company in the 1st Battalion.
I hate this bullshit.
I hate you, Highway!
I haven't as yet had the privilege of combat.
I heard that AK 47 fire coming from your A.O.
I hope it's nothing that will keep you out of the next war.
I just come here for a beer, and you're ragging my ass already.
I knew he was bad, but not that bad.
I know Merle Haggard, the Beverly Hillbillies.
I lived in a rat hole when they brought those boys home...
I love it when you talk that way
I love watching the brass snap to attention when they see that ribbon.
I mean, gunny. Sergeant major.
I mean, we lost the war, but we won the battles.
I mean, welcome to fantasy disco, huh?
I met her on a Wednesday She was the best
I needed to evaluate my men, sir.
I never want to see your craggy old face here again! You hear me?
I pour his coffee and lay out his things.
I said don't fuck with Gunny Highway Or you'll end up in the brig
I said fall out. Now!
I said, Don't give the prick the satisfaction, sir.
I should slap him myself just to call his bluff.
I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry.
I swear, the not knowing was the worst.
I think I figured out a way to call in an air strike if we can find where this line's cut.
I think I'm gonna head for the back door of this place.
I think you're fine
I thought I'd lead you through this exercise.
I thought it
I thought maybe you'd like to sit down and talk.
I thought you guys didn't like Highway.
I told them to wait for support, but they still charged up this hill.
I told you to stay in contact and not to take this hill without me.
I truly don't know whether to admire you or resent the living hell out of you.
I understand a lot of body bags get filled if I don't do my job, sir.
I want the barracks field dayed and squared away ASAP today.
I want the seat, but the shit ain't worth dying over.
I want to freelance them for a while. To evaluate them.
I want you to be sure each round of ammo is counted and returned...
I want your hair high and tight tomorrow morning. Everybody.
I was just thinking...
I went by those rooms we rented when we were first married.
I wish I was back in New Jersey, watching The Flintstones.
I'd have kicked Roy's ass if I wasn't protecting you.
I'd like to make an emergency long distance call...
I'd say we have ourselves a dilemma, sir.
I'd wake up in the morning and turn on the TV. I'd eat dinner in front of it...
I'll check you later, Swede. Yeah.
I'll get over it. I'm gonna see what the chow's like.
I'll make life takers and heartbreakers out of them, sir.
I'll never tell. At least not while the sun's shining.
I'll send you home with an I just pumped the neighbor's cat look on your face.
I'll start with you.
I'll tell you sick.
I'll tell you what's black and bleeding if it don't shut its face.
I'm a peace lover. I was down with the money on my luck.
I'm a singer. Stitch Jones. Earl of funk. Duke of cool.
I'm afraid I'll dent that thick skull of yours with this frying pan here.
I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker. We gonna take a little vote.
I'm back with recon, back where I belong.
I'm back with recon.
I'm coming to the end of it.
I'm gonna enjoy watching you fall.
I'm gonna give you a rebate on your life.
I'm gonna play something from N.Y.C. I want all of you to rock the house!
I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck.
I'm here to tell you all that life as you know it has ended.
I'm here, baby, let's do some distance.
I'm late for pre scuba school.
I'm not doing this because I wanna take long showers with you assholes.
I'm not sure I like the way you say Marine.
I'm the ayatollah of rock 'n' roll ah!
I'm touched.
I'm your man.
I've been bitten by every bug known to mankind.
I've been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal.
I've been thinking a little bit about that avocado ranch we talked about.
I've drunk more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, busted more...
I've felt a little heat, sir.
I've gotta tell you, the best poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang.
If I was a little younger, I'd make you eat your words and curl your toes.
If I was half as ugly as you, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic.
If Powers ever comes to a sudden halt, your face is gonna go halfway up his ass.
If she's looking for more alimony, I'm so broke I couldn't get out of sight...
If this don't kill us, it'll surely break our hearts.
If you didn't have those fucking stripes on, I'd kick your fucking ass!
If you fuck with this sick mother Then you gonna end up dead
If your brain was as quick as your mouth, you'd be a 20 star general.
If your pencil wasn't so sharp and your eyesight not so clear around here....
In case I lose my cool Because we're the Recon Platoon
In other words, they're my men, and so are you. Get it?
Interesting observation, gunny.
Interfere with me at my place of work, damn near start a brawl.
Is he always like that or just trying to make a good impression?
Is that because you can't be a Marine anymore and you've got no place to go?
Is that where you've been?
Is this Recon Platoon?
Island Erotics: How to Stay Tan, Tickly, and Tantalized...
It ain't in any of the history books. Just a little piece of war.
It don't matter, he'll find something to complain about anyway.
It isn't that simple.
It just never seems to work out between you and me.
It makes a very distinctive sound when fired at us, sir.
It means be advised that I'm mean, nasty and tired.
It seems to me that no one's gonna fuck with us the way things are now.
It sure does help, knowing when and where you're gonna be hit.
It was his time. When it's your time, I don't give a damn how fast you run.
It was the truth.
It wouldn't be the first time for that, now would it?
It's 6 6 0...
It's 86 nautical miles northeast of Venezuela.
It's a clusterfuck.
It's all clear!
It's all right. We've known each other too long to run away...
It's always the same, Highway. All balls, no brains.
It's ancient history. One night, you'll be puking blood in an alley.
It's different this time.
Jesus Christ, you're not acting very dignified for a mature woman.
Jesus, gunny!
Jesus, please forgive me.
Jesus, what was that?
Jesus.
Jesus. Was being married to me that bad?
Jones, sir. Second Battalion, Recon Platoon.
Jones!
Jones.
Jones....
Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft is not a natural act.
Just about cleaned you out.
Just as long as you don't say good times.
Just because there's no war going on...
Just because we're holding hands...
Just don't make the same mistake twice.
Just don't unzip and stick Old Blue out.
Just enjoying the view, sir.
Just pump the dog again, Jake, or are you always that slack eyed?
Just tell by the sign. It says: Sergeant major.
Just what the hell do you think you were doing?
Keep it simple. You've got your boots on. You're gonna walk into combat. Let's go.
Keep moving.
Knees to the breeze in five minutes.
Knock it off! I said knock it off, goddamn it!
Korean. Dominican in '65. Three tours in Nam.
Later, we go stomp some brain cells and tell some story.
Lay some steel on those targets.
Leave it alone. It doesn't concern you.
Left, right, left, right, left....
Left, your left, your left, right, left....
Left...
Let them know who you are so no friendlies get hurt.
Let's get going.
Let's go! Move out! You're Marines now. You improvise. You adapt.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's move.
Lieutenant Ring and Gunnery Sergeant Highway disobeyed a direct order.
Lieutenant?
Lieutenant.
Life was a hell of a lot easier before Frankenstein paid a visit.
Like I said, it's a beautiful day and Stitch Jones is ready to play, you know?
Liz and Dick. Lennon and McCartney, even. Ali and Frazier.
Look up that word in your platoon leader's handbook.
Look, gunny, I filled out all the forms there are.
Looks like you could use a lift.
Lord.
Lots of men died. We were with the 23rd Infantry.
Louder, or next time you get R and R, you'll be collecting pensions.
Louder, or next time you get R and R, you'll be collecting pensions.
Lucky he had a chance to escape before I kick his ass.
Lureen down at the Palace said you had the night off.
Lureen talks too much.
Major Malcolm Powers, sir. Annapolis, class of ‘71.
Major Powers is gonna teach you how to discipline your men.
Major Powers wants us to die in a loud, grotesque, military manner.
Major Powers, one dark, cloudy morning, said to me:
Major, it's Highway.
Major.
Make me scream I need to shout
Make them Marines.
Makes a hell of a racket, doesn't it, sir?
Makes you feel good, doesn't it, helping Uncle Sam battle dirty drawers?
Man, it felt great beating Major Powers' elite fighting unit!
Man, when I joined the Corps, I thought I was gonna be jumping out of planes...
Marines are fighting men. They shouldn't be sitting around...
Marines, today we're gonna kick some recon ass.
Matchup.
Maybe first I carve me some faggot wings.
Maybe I expect better out of an ex wife of mine.
Maybe some communist's gonna make an appointment to pop you a new asshole.
Maybe take the wives on a round the world cruise.
Me and Major Powers are building an elite company of fighting men.
Michael!
Mm hm.
Model A Ford and a tank full of gas
Model A Ford and a tank full of gas
Morning, sir.
Mother of Jesus.
Move it, ladies!
Move it!
Move out.
Mr. I hate Americans will make you into Swiss cheese.
Mr. Jones...
My buddy's gonna take care of that. He said to tell you:
My job is to keep you men alive. Now, let's move on.
My last sergeant was an old time combat vet too.
My men are hard chargers.
My men are ready to fight to the death to protect our country, sir.
My name is Gunnery Sergeant Highway.
My record of achievement thus far has been exemplary...
Negative.
Negative. Cuban regulars with Russian rifles.
Nice place you have here.
No more, no more, no more
No more, no more, no more
No one better to be with if you're in a hot LZ.
No speak English.
No tolerance for old timers who think...
No way. That's a serious implication.
No wins.
No, as a matter of fact, I'd like you to meet one of my favorite exes.
No, I've had it. No room in this man's Corps for me now.
No, that was me. J.J. mooned the ARVN general at China Beach.
No, these bumps make you look like you got muscles.
No, with Roy.
No, you go ahead. I've got some pains.
No!
No.
No. Not lately, sir.
Nobody goes over the hill on me.
Not bad, man.
Not so quick, sir.
Not this kid. It seemed marriage and the Marine Corps weren't too compatible.
Not too much. Just that the sex is great...
Nothing!
Now hear this. Now hear this.
Now hear this. Now hear this.
Now we have to send out a search party for your testicles.
Now, get off those goddamned T shirts now.
Now, get out, and send in that idiot, Ring.
Now, get your ass out on that street, ladies, right this second!
Now, it's my will against yours. And you will lose.
Now, listen. We have to understand each other before...
Now, you stay in contact.
Now.
Off your ass and on your feet. Get up!
Oh, darn. First Platoon.
Oh, hell. Sure they do.
Oh, I don't think so, babe. Swede?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, it's fascinating stuff. Ow.
Oh, man, that's bullshit, man.
Oh, please And I ain't crazy neither, hah!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, uh....
Oh, yeah, that looks nice. Real nice.
Oh. Excuse me, sir.
Oh. Goddamn it!
Oh. Gunny. Good morning. Missed you and Recon Platoon at PT.
Oh. Oh, those. No, I Somebody must have left them here.
Oh. Outstanding, welcome aboard. Well, I gotta hightail it.
Oh....
Okay, men, get them off.
Okay, what will it ?
Okay. Go ahead.
Old man, it's time for somebody to put you in your place.
One hundred dollar fine. Next.
One of those students kissed me four times. I think I'm in love.
One of those would sure go down nice.
One thing about a party like this, the conversation's so adult.
One tie, Korea.
Only one shake of those wangs. Any more than that constitutes pleasure.
Ooh oh oh oh!
Ooh oh oh oh!
Oorah!
Oorah.
Oorah.
Order today and get this record from Recon Records. Songs like:
Our mission is to helocast into a small bay on the west side of the island...
Panther piss.
Panther piss. The best years of my life were with a Marine.
People, fall out.
People, let's have an equipment check.
Pick it up. Let's go.
Pick it up. Let's go.
Place didn't even have a name, just a number.
Platoon, right face.
Platoon, right face.
Platoon, ten hut!
Platoon, ten hut!
Platoon, ten hut.
Pleased to meet you too.
Point yourselves this way, have a drink with the nation's finest.
Powers has the hots for you. Watch your back. Could be wedding bells.
Powers is cold blooded, man.
Powers will thin slice your prick and pitch your gonads if he finds out about this.
Privileged to greet a Medal of Honor winner.
Probably don't speak no English. Banana eating, bean farting motherfuckers.
Probably local fanatics.
Proficient military manner.
Profile won't make it back to the barracks.
Profile.
Public fighting and insubordination to civilian authority are not good standards.
Put your hands up!
Quite.
Radio battalion, see if we can get some air support.
Read your file sometime, hero. Check the dates.
Recon Platoon kicks butt.
Recon wins.
Recon!
Recon!
Recon! Recon!
Redneck people love me. So you owe me one. I saved your life.
Relationship?
Remember, sergeant, I'm leading your platoon today.
Request forms?
Retired On Active Duty.
Right face!
Right face.
Right face. Forward march! Hut.
Right.
Ring and Highway took a handful of young fire pissers...
Ring, this is gonna ruin your career.
Roger that.
Roy, man. He's just pulling your leg, man.
Rub your pathetic little peckers up against your honey, or stick it in a knothole.
Run into any clusterfucks lately?
Said you know I love you But I ain't stupid
Salty dog don't wear nothing But Marine Corps green
Say again?
Say what?
Says to recon that hill.
Says who?
Second Marine Division. You're going home.
Second Recon Battalion.
See that some of those students are escorted back to Cherry Point.
See you when it's over.
See, Grungy Highway, we ain't got no use for you no more.
Semper Fi.
Sensitive dialogue during communication of the relationship
Sensual communication, meaningful....
Sergeant major, 1st Platoon wins!
Sergeant Major, I order you to declare 1st Platoon the winner.
Sergeant major, you're 0 1 1.
Sergeant major.
Shake it, don't break it No need for you to fake it
Shall I send back data, sir, or is that already factored in?
She doesn't know what's 12 inches long and white.
She's as crazy as she's always been, for chrissake.
She's cocktailing over at the Palace.
Shit for brains, who says we're gonna ambush Major Powers right here?
Shit, Highway's been hit!
Shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine.
Since I'm not into violence, I'll refrain from kicking your ass.
Sir, I want to issue my squad leader some night vision glasses.
Sir, I'll wait outside for the MPs to come.
Sir?
Sir.
Sir.
Sit down, buddy!
Slick.
Sling arms.
Slowly.
Smells like a Ben Gay factory around here.
So 0600 tomorrow.
So I want Kevlar on your head by 1900 or you won't have a head to wear it on.
So let's do it right and enjoy the view. Come on.
So you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in.
So?
So...
So....
Some flier thinks he saw some armor.
Some men in your position would look forward to retirement.
Somebody must have left them there.
Son of a bitch.
Sooner or later, you'll disobey orders, circumvent procedures again...
Sounds good.
Sounds like you're a man of experience.
Spread out. Spread out.
Stand tall and look sharp so they can see a hero who isn't bleeding to death.
Stay low around Powers, you hear?
Stay right there, sucker.
Stick your chin up, man.
Stitch Jones is gonna be a rock 'n' roll star.
Stitch Jones is the name. Rocking and rapping is the game.
Stitch Jones?
Stoney Jackson took one look and said:
Stop being so gung ho.
Stop telling me what to do
Strip off those T shirts.
Suck on this. Smooth as a prom queen's thighs, only not so risky.
Sunday Sex with a Wednesday Lover.
Surrender is not in our creed!
Surrender is not in our creed.
Surrender is not in our creed. Let's hear you say that.
Surrender is not in our creed. Let's hear you say that.
Swede, say something charming to the man.
Swede, Swede, Swede....
Swede! Swede! Swede!
Swede. Get up there with that M 60.
Take it easy. Everybody's gonna think I'm spoken for.
Take that, you old fuck!
Tell me something.
Tell me something.
Tell you something else, man.
Tell you the truth, gunny, I'm a better Marine than a singer.
Tell you the truth, this is the first time.
Ten hut.
Ten hut.
Terrific. Absolutely couldn't feel better.
Thank you for stopping by. Enjoy the party.
Thank you, gunny. What a fine morning for a military exercise.
Thank you, ma'am.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you. What college did you go to?
Thanks a lot.
Thanks. You want a glass?
That didn't by chance find its way into a pawnshop in town, did it?
That is so damn much like you.
That operation officer's farthole is sewed so tight he shits out of his mouth.
That type of data has already been factored in.
That was pain.
That's 6:00 in the morning for all you people who don't habla.
That's all right, baby.
That's all right.
That's for sure.
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