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This Is the End (2013)

This Is the End (2013)

This Is the End is a hilarious comedy film released in 2013. The movie centers around a group of Hollywood celebrities, including Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, and Craig Robinson, who find themselves trapped in James Franco's house during the apocalypse. As chaos ensues outside, the group must navigate their strained relationships, personal insecurities, and dwindling supplies. This star-studded cast brings their comedic talents to deliver unforgettable and gut-busting moments. If you want to relive the laughter or immerse yourself in the film's soundtrack, you can play and download the sounds from 'This Is the End' right here.

A 3 D television. No, you didn't...
A demon? Demon?
A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable.
A huge earthquake happens. Who do they rescue first?
A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here.
A porno mag, a baseball bat,
Aah!
Aah! Oh!
Address the elephant in the room.
Ah, fellas.
Ah!
Air Force One has gone down...
Air hockey tables. Jesus Murphy!
All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson.
All I know is I'm scared as hell,
All right, all right. All right?
All right, buddy.
All right, buddy.
All right, everybody, listen up. Listen up.
All right, guys,
All right, guys, it's simple.
All right, guys.
All right, I got it, let's just head out
All right, I'll fuckin' hit him.
All right, I'm gonna take it over here.
All right, I've landed. I'm here. We've said our hellos.
All right, let's just say for sake of argument, what if I did?
All right, well, maybe I didn't want you to suck my dick, all right?
All right, you can put the ax down now.
All right.
All the fellas go like this, in your Barry White voice.
All the time, maybe you'd be more hydrated.
All those people that were in the store with us, they just fucking vanished.
All unattended baggage is subject to search...
Always have. Ever since I was a baby.
Am I twisting this?
America's sweetheart. J bug, J bone.
And a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys.
And also reports of looting and rioting
And boy, are my arms tired.
And Danny fucking eats me.
And he kills me,
And he wants to assassinate Woody Harrelson,
And he's not handling it as good as the rest of us are.
And here, you don't have to sleep
And his face looks like the police sketch
And I came here to chill with you.
And I can ask her all these amazing questions about
And I come out with, like, a little frosting, like,
And I got to say it's, like, typical fucking McBride.
And I sacrifice myself for you.
And I started hearing growling noises.
And I'm the one who said that I'm not coming back in.
And I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just...
And if my business suffers, I suffer.
And if my endorphins drop too low,
And is, like, "What happened to the birthday cake?"
And it ain't bad. I never thought to do it.
And just for the record, you guys,
And now, we're stuck here with him in disaster lockdown, so...
And people getting sucked up into the sky.
And played a bunch of video games.
And she just kind of screams, and so she was up,
And she kept banging on my door.
And that should give you enough time to get to the garage.
And that's the reason why all this is happening.
And that's when he came up with the iPad.
And the answer is infinite.
And the bottom of your pants are awful tight.
And the first guy comes to the door, we're gonna let him in?
And the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.
And then he fucking showed up at my party,
And then I stopped hearing people,
And then Jay suggested that we all **** her, and now she's gone.
And there were a lot of fatalities.
And they accumulate or do enough sacrifices,
And they got sucked up into the sky.
And we should be mindful.
And we'll all go to Heaven together.
And where's the rest of him?
And you are not gonna like the fucking punch line.
And you know why else?
And you sharted midway through the movie.
And you tell me that what I'm describing
And you three gentlemen look delicious.
And, Jonah,
Any of you guys would have done the same thing.
Any volunteers?
Anything?
Are a bunch of assholes.
Are you an angel? Yes, sir.
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Are you okay? Shit! Jonah?
Are you sure it's even down here?
Are you sure you can do that?
Are you sure? I'm gonna give you my whole weight.
Around the side of the house.
As Apocalyptish?
As baby shit, soft as... Wait, Craig, what are you doing, man?
As people are turning to one another.
As soon as we got there, you did what you said you wouldn't do.
As we sit here right now.
At least I did change! You act like you're fucking 18 years old still, Jay!
Attention, all passengers.
Awesome.
Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome,
B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.
Back the fuck up!
Back up!
Bad news when he wakes up!
Bang, bang, bang. You're dead.
Based on our proportionate size.
Be quiet.
Because I put you on a pedestal,
Because sinkholes happen in the summertime.
Because you think that's what God wants you to do.
Being selfish, only doing shit for me.
Bleeding?
Both of you guys. Wait, yeah.
Boys, boys, boys...
Bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground.
But clearly that didn't work out.
But he came and passed out in the bathtub,
But I ain't going back out there.
But I don't think we should let him in.
But it's like Jay is the last connection
But it's supposed to be bonkers.
But then I was, like, fuck it, and I went for the second one.
But we don't have... We don't know how it should end yet.
But you really let me down.
But you should not be dishonest with your friends.
But, uh, I actually just adopted this incontinent spaniel.
But, uh, I would say it's completely obvious what's going on here.
Cahuenga. Cahuenga.
Calories, that's a gluten. Fat, that's a gluten.
Can I have that Milky Way?
Can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, yeah.
Can we get him some hydration?
Can we get Jay some water, please?
Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
Can you just put the gun away? I always keep my props.
Can't stand him. He can't stand me.
Careful with that dick. Damn.
Channing Tatum lives up there.
Channing, introduce yourself.
Check it out. My new place!
Cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks,
Chew it up, chew it up and spit in his mouth like a baby bird.
Chill. Look.
Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon.
Come on, guys! Come on!
Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart.
Come on, man, this is an awesome street.
Come on, man. Fuck this.
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on. Amazing.
Come this way.
Congratulations, dude.
Costumes, props.
Craig doesn't have any pants on. He got fucking wild.
Craig, Craig, help me. I'm losing my grip!
Craig, stop 'em!
Craig, where you going, man?
Craig, you didn't even get any of the water.
Craig, you didn't have my back, back there.
Craig, you don't have to do that.
Craig!
Craig! Craig!
Craig! Craig!
Craig! What the fuck do we do?
Craig.
Craig. Oh, my...
Craig. Oh, my...
Craig. Well, I was a kid, man.
Craigers, you feeling lucky?
Damn it, this is so frustrating!
Damn it!
Damn, I wish there was something we could do to help him.
Damn, no shit.
Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second.
Daniel?
Danny and Jonah's shift ends in ten minutes, so our break is almost over.
Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks!
Danny, you don't have to do this.
Danny!
Danny!
Danny! We're friends! You can't eat us!
Danny?
Danny?
Danny. Danny.
Danny's alive! He's eating all the fucking food!
Danny's gonna eat you.
Danny's trying to kill us. Yeah.
Dear God,
Demon?
Dick to butt? No.
Dicks up?
Did what? What are you talking about?
Did you hear that?
Did you just see that?
Did you not hear me knocking out here? I've been knocking forever.
Did you see anything that you would describe
DMX has the Ruff Ryder crew.
DMX isn't a lone wolf.
Do not leave your baggage unattended.
Do you have any ideas, or...
Do you know what it is? Yeah.
Do you want to go front to front?
Do you want to know why I didn't stay with you?
Does anyone want to volunteer and go with Jay?
Does it seem like we're fucking joking?
Does it, Jay?
Doesn't feel too good, does it?
Doesn't hurt to smile...
Doesn't mean we can't have some fun.
Don't be cocky.
Don't breathe through your mouth. Okay.
Don't fucking push me, asshole! Geez, man!
Don't get it on me! Ew!
Don't go on the grass, not everybody on the grass!
Don't tittie fuck me!
Don't touch that Milky Way, Jonah.
Don't turn this around on us.
Don't walk away. Danny, don't walk away from me!
Dude, I want you to get to know these guys. That's never gonna happen
Dude, nothing was ****y till you brought up the ****y vibes.
Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead.
Dude, that shit's supposed to last us till we get rescued!
Dude, that's great.
Dude, this is so... Wow.
Dude. I know. I think we're making some progress.
Easy. Easy.
Effectively rendering drug lords out of business.
Even if it is the Apocalypse, it's not the end of us.
Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America.
Everyone gets a fifth of everything.
Everyone just runs out the door!
Everyone, it's all right. Just a little tremor. Party's still going.
Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help.
Ew!
Ew! Ew!
Excuse me, would it be possible
Fasten, God damn you, bastard!
Fatalities.
Fellas, fellas! Pull me in! Pull the rope!
Filled with blanks? Oh, fuck you!
Fire.
First bit.
For my daughter to use your restroom?
For the last goddamn time!
For you, I will go.
For, like, 20 bucks, and I bet you
Four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella,
Franco, that's very uncomfortable.
Franco! Good morning, sunshine.
Freaks forever, brother.
From becoming the house bitch himself.
Fuck are you guys doing out here?
Fuck out here.
Fuck that dude.
Fuck was that?
Fuck you, Craig.
Fuck you, Kevin!
Fuck you, Kevin!
Fuck you, you piece of shit!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you! Easy!
Fuck you.
Fuck your house, Franco!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm nervous, dude.
Fuck, man.
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck, yeah. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Fuck!
Fuck! Come on, come on! Okay!
Fuck! DANNY: I'm the one who said it's been zombies.
Fuck! Michael, what the fuck, man?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. That's not good.
Fucking murdering motherfucker!
Fucking one who smelt it dealt it, dawg. True that, dude.
Fucking pale, 110 pounds,
Fucking psychopath. It's a prop gun!
Fucking roll over.
Geez, get the fuck off me, Aziz!
Geez, it hurts a little bit.
Get out of here, let's get out of here.
Get right in there.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of my way!
Get your fucking hands off me. Jonah, stop touching me.
Get your fucking hands off me. Jonah, stop touching me.
Give her drinks! Give her drinks!
Give me a bite.
Give me everything you have to drink! Put it in the bag!
Give me something. Give me, like, the laugh, man.
Give me that blanket.
Give me the Seth Rogen laugh.
Give me this much time. That much joint time.
Gluten means bad shit, man, and I'm not eating it.
Gluten's a vague term.
Go ahead, brother.
Go ahead, Jay, make a wish.
Go fish.
Go for it, Craig.
Go to hell, McBride!
Go, get outside!
Go, go on!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go.
God damn it, I hate it. Danny, no.
God damn it, I'm gonna fucking kill this motherfucker!
God damn it!
God damn, son! It's pretty nice, huh?
God damn!
God did this.
God is name of the Lord.
God!
God!
God! What the fuck was that?
Goddamn.
Good job.
Good night, guys.
Good night. Good night.
Good thing I have a lot of fucking weed for you guys.
Good to see you, buddy.
Good. All right.
Good. How you doing, buddy? Oh, my gosh.
Good. Likewise, likewise.
Got to get Rogen.
Grab it, grab it, grab it!
Grow up, Jay. That's why he's yelling at you.
Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh?
Guess what? It's not that compelling.
Guys, guys, guys.
Guys, help.
Guys, I know it sounds really weird,
Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because we're all good people.
Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay?
Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay?
Guys, listen, listen. I think we need to
Guys, the fucking internet's not working!
Guys, the only issue is, I kind of need the Milky Way.
Guys! Guys! Wake up!
Ha ha! Yes! What's up, man? Seth!
Had her face smushed against the cage, and was, like...
Hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind...
Half ounce Sour Diesel, three and a half grams Grand Master Kush,
Hard core, man.
He blinked at me.
He blinked at my face. Seth, put it over there.
He can't **** all of us. Yeah! No! So I'm not...
He can't touch us!
He fucking said it. You're the one saying it.
He got all in my face, and I smashed a bottle across his face...
He just finished building his house.
He knows what he's doing. I like this bit.
He probably could.
He said I didn't call spinneys, and I fuckin' called spinneys.
He specifically talks about how he likes you.
He's about fucking two minutes away
He's been eating nonstop.
He's coming!
He's coming! He's coming! I know he's coming!
He's crazy!
He's fuckin' strong.
He's gonna be fuckin'
He's having a housewarming party.
He's hilarious.
He's just out of his mind. He just, like, eats me.
He's talking about us giving off a ****y vibe.
He's, like, the nicest guy in the world! He likes you so much.
Helicopter! Helicopter!
Hello, little hobbit.
Hello? Shut the fuck up!
Help. Help. Get off.
Her name's Ahjhai. Ahjhai?
Here, Jonah.
Here. Off the menu, my man.
Here's my vote. Fuck all of you.
Here's the best weekend you ever had in your life. Oh!
Here's what I think we should do. She's British, right?
Hermione just stole all of our shit.
Hey, Chris. How's it going?
Hey, Danny. What's up, man?
Hey, does this coke smell funny? Ooh!
Hey, guys. I'm going to sleep now.
Hey, guys...
Hey, hey, asshole! Hey, come on!
Hey, hey, hey! What the fuck you eating, man?
Hey, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing to the painting, man?
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo!
Hey, I think that's all it could fit.
Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah.
Hey, Johnny, what's up?
Hey, likewise.
Hey, okay, ease up.
Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man?
Hey, thanks, man. I'm jealous.
Hey, this looks beautiful.
Hey, what year is this? 19...
Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what I'm saying?
Hey, what's up, guys?
Hey, you guys okay?
Hey, you need to use the toilet, honey? Go ahead.
Hey!
Hey! Whoa! Jay, damn, man.
Hey.
Hey. Come on, man.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day.
Hi.
Hide it. Okay.
Hole in Franco's front yard? Sinkhole.
Holy shit, I didn't expect that.
Holy shit, Jay, all right!
Holy shit, man. Where did you get these?
Holy shit, this is awesome.
Holy shit!
Holy shit! It worked!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Honestly, I'm just so relieved that you guys are here,
How 'bout we not do Your Highness 2?
How do we get it in there?
How fucking crazy is this?
How long has it been, man?
How long we gonna be in here. Okay, chill.
How they made those motion pictures.
How you doing, man? Good to see you.
How'd his head fall off?
How's it going, Jonah? What are you doing?
How's it going, man? Yeah, good.
Huh.
Hurry the fuck up!
I ain't looking out that hole!
I always loved you. Let's die together, man.
I always thought, you know, pee stink, whatever, but...
I appreciate it, man. Thank you.
I appreciate that. You spineless...
I believe you were in Los Angeles
I broke my ass in half. Here.
I butt fucked this dude.
I call him Channing Tate yum.
I can grab you on three.
I can grab you on three.
I can hear every word you guys are saying.
I can look at each one of you in the eye, I know you're good.
I can't really eat that stuff right now.
I cannot wait till she wakes up
I collected him, made him my bitch. Get off my dick.
I did not ditch you.
I didn't ditch you. Are you kidding me, man?
I didn't even invite him to my party,
I didn't know... You're supposed to take six shits a day.
I didn't like what I became so I hated what you became.
I didn't see anything.
I didn't see blue light sucking people up in the sky.
I didn't want it to happen like this.
I do have an idea. What?
I do know what gluten is.
I do remember that. I remember thinking,
I do whatever I want. This is my gimp.
I do whatever the fuck I want, when I want.
I don't deserve to go to Heaven, but you do.
I don't deserve to.
I don't even care about cumming anymore.
I don't even know what the fucking Commandments are.
I don't even...
I don't fucking get it, why does Craig get saved? I mean...
I don't know if there maybe is, like, something you guys could give me
I don't know what he's talking about.
I don't know what the fuck that was,
I don't know what the fuck to do!
I don't know what... What is wrong with you, man?
I don't know where else to breathe from.
I don't know why I'm thinking of this, but remember that time
I don't know why not!
I don't know! I don't know. Don't do that.
I don't know! There's something out there.
I don't know.
I don't know. It's cold.
I don't know. Look in there.
I don't know...
I don't need a group. I'm like DMX, man. I'm a lone wolf.
I don't really love it here.
I don't really want to.
I don't think it is a bit much.
I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way.
I don't want to butt to dick to anything.
I don't want to come off as a diva here or anything.
I don't want to die at James Franco's house.
I don't want to die. Okay.
I don't want to judge You, but...
I feel better, actually. I like that.
I fucked Lindsay Lohan.
I fucked up.
I fucking dare you to cum on me!
I fucking made jizz in your magazine.
I fucking slide right in that shit.
I gonna grab a blanket from you.
I got a 3 D TV. Are you serious?
I got him trained good.
I got it, I got it, I got it, got it, open his mouth.
I got it. I got it, guys.
I got scared of the tigers. Yeah.
I got sucked off here.
I got this.
I got to admit something.
I gouged a man's eyeballs out.
I have a little surprise for you.
I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere.
I have anxiety. Will you buy this for me?
I have no idea what he's talking about honestly.
I have the best weekend ever planned, man.
I have to do what's right.
I haven't been in LA in, like, a year,
I haven't even seen it yet,
I haven't led my life as though there's a God this whole time.
I hear everything.
I hid in a drainpipe for days.
I highly doubt they fucking taught you
I hooked you guys up.
I hope you like big dick, motherfucker,
I hope you're fucking happy. Pow, pow, pow.
I just want to drink some pop and smoke some weed.
I know for sure there's at least two jugs of water.
I know how to handle it.
I know this is probably my fault
I know what we can do.
I know why you guys don't fucking call me or hang out with me anymore.
I know, but you won't.
I know, it's farts, I get it.
I like it. Back me up on that, Seth.
I like it. I get it. Let me see.
I love him.
I love Seth, I love being his friend, he's an awesome guy,
I love you guys.
I love you, Seth, fucking love you, buddy. I love you, man.
I mean, he wasted our water twice.
I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate.
I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy?
I mean, I made you guys breakfast.
I mean, it's a zombie invasion.
I mean, it's, like, the real, like Apocalypse.
I mean, no,
I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally engulfed in flames
I mean, you're getting all worked up
I must have misheard you.
I need a break.
I overheard your little conversation with Craig, all right?
I picture it looking like a little donut,
I promise, I'll stay with you all night, okay?
I really like it.
I really went outside 'cause Jonah was being a prick.
I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone!
I saw you there, and you specifically asked me not to tell Seth,
I say unto thee,
I say unto thee,
I shat in the theater.
I smoked weed with Steve Jobs,
I think God might have just fucked up,
I think he might be the worst person You ever created.
I think he's attractive.
I think I did.
I think I know what it is.
I think I'm better than you. No, no.
I think I'm going dick to ass. You know what?
I think it's a cool house. I know you do.
I think it's right on the money.
I think it's the Apocalypse.
I think that she needs...
I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows
I think they're gone. Are they gone?
I think we all remember how this works.
I think we should probably go back to your place, eh?
I thought it would happen already.
I thought you said, "Someone volunteer to go with me out there."
I told you guys not to go outside.
I told you guys not to run outside.
I totally fucked those guys.
I tried to save Aziz. I tried.
I try to not come down here very much.
I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish?
I want one fifth of your T shirt!
I want some of the Milky Way.
I want the bottom part, the belly.
I was raised in a house of women!
I was referring to the issue that's on all of our minds.
I was resistant to change.
I was talking to Jonah, and then you left to go have a cigarette.
I was wrong. SETH: I feel like shit, man.
I wasn't referring to him.
I will cum like a fucking madman all over you, McBride!
I will fucking cum right on you!
I won't ditch you. No, 'cause I want to be with you all night.
I would assume they did their fuckin' research.
I would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'em.
I would have been there in a heartbeat,
I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker.
I would love to do a sequel to Pineapple.
I would... I would love to. I'm on a...
I wouldn't just suck on my mama's titties.
I, for one, am very excited.
I, uh...
I... I know.
I'd like to pray to You for a second.
I'd love to catch up, but we're fucking starving, so let's eat!
I'd say 95% of the planet.
I'll be right back. You're holding court. All right, boys.
I'll bet you hate movies that are universally loved.
I'll cum on the fucking cabinets!
I'll cum on your fucking art.
I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James.
I'll cut that shit off and make a headband.
I'll do it.
I'll do one of them things.
I'll fucking cum anywhere I want!
I'll fucking cum in your kitchen.
I'll fucking cum on these walls!
I'll get the Milky Way! You get the Milky Way!
I'll get you something to help!
I'll go with you, Jay.
I'll never forget it again, man. Good to see you.
I'll pass you something!
I'll run over there screaming and shit,
I'll walk you through it. I will walk you through it.
I'm a massive Harry Potter fan.
I'm a well known homosexual advocate.
I'm assuming the same shit works for you?
I'm bowing out. I'm declining to go.
I'm Craig, man. This is Emma. Hi. Hi, there.
I'm going Scarface style.
I'm gonna blow my brains out. What?
I'm gonna come down here.
I'm gonna create a diversion. Yeah.
I'm gonna fucking shoot it off!
I'm gonna get something to drink. Okay.
I'm gonna let go, Jay.
I'm gonna push your titties together.
I'm gonna reach for you, all right? Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna tittie fuck you, Seth.
I'm good. We're four actors.
I'm just not really into the LA lifestyle.
I'm just pouring myself another glass of water
I'm just saying,
I'm just trying to lay it out there.
I'm just trying to think of, like, the nastiest way to go.
I'm just... I'm too thirsty to do this.
I'm letting him in. This is boring.
I'm not a big art guy.
I'm not a rapist! You want to tittie fuck us?
I'm not calling Craig an elephant.
I'm not fucking around!
I'm not fucking going.
I'm not getting sucked up into Heaven!
I'm not going.
I'm not gonna have my thirst quenched until I finish this.
I'm not gonna hold you back anymore.
I'm not gonna **** anyone, all right?
I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson!
I'm not really liking it very much over there at Franco's.
I'm not sporting a crop top in your house.
I'm on a cleanse.
I'm on a cleanse. I'm not psychotic.
I'm on a, uh... What?
I'm on this cleanse.
I'm scared. It's scary by myself.
I'm self righteous.
I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations.
I'm so scared, James.
I'm sorry, all right? You can cum wherever you want.
I'm sorry, but I'm too scared, okay?
I'm sorry, man. Come on, look,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. We just don't know you, man.
I'm sorry. You did not, you motherfucker.
I'm straight up lovable, son.
I'm sure it would have something to do
I'm sure the Green Goblin can fucking afford some more bacon.
I'm trying to have some fun, man.
I've always wanted to ride one of these things.
I've done things, man. I...
I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People can smell it on me.
I've heard it's annoying. How about that Jay back there, man?
I've just been crying and comin' and crying and comin',
I've never fucking done cocaine, dude. Why does it fucking...
Icing on the cake. Check it out.
Ideal scenario.
If anyone's gonna **** somebody, it's Jay.
If anything, you were kind of being a prick.
If I was pissed at you,
If there's room, you guys'll come.
If they're all equal, what does it matter?
If this is the end of the world,
If you don't assassinate him... We already quit.
If you don't put in any effort whatsoever, okay?
If you want me to tittie fuck you, I will! So good! You'll love it.
If you want to take a little rest,
If you went right through the floor.
If you're really leaving
In a friggin' tent under a dick.
In coming to this house socially,
In joints. In joints.
In my house, in my library.
In N Out truck's coming in 10 minutes.
In theory, we could just fuckin' stay here.
Innocence lost.
Inside of a year or something. Yeah.
Is it because of our pact upstairs?
Is it vanity? Vanity or envy.
Is Michael Cera's butthole as adorable as I pictured?
Is that Jay Baruchel? Hi, there. Hey.
Is that true?
Is that... I was supposed to do that, right?
Is that... Seth.
Is the only thing that's ****y going on right now.
Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening?
Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes?
Is there, is there any weird shit down here?
Isn't what's going on right now.
It doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth.
It eases the transition. Yeah, right?
It is fucking bright.
It means a lot to you, and I appreciate that you'd give this to me,
It means that if we're actually nice to each other,
It says "Jay" in jays.
It was a bad foosball game.
It was a cum for help.
It was a fuckin' bar fight.
It was at the Chateau Marmont,
It was like the golfing sequence in Navy SEALs.
It was something else. It was Judgment Day.
It worked.
It's a fuckin' training manual.
It's a fucking earthquake! Fuck!
It's a load of bullshit.
It's a lot safer than out there.
It's a movie! It's a manual.
It's a real gun! Bang.
It's all fucked, isn't it?

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