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Home > Quagmire From Family Guy Sounds
But they gotta pay.
Damn messages.
Did you get it?
Don't look at me like that.
Fat chicks need love too.
Giggity giggity giggity
Hello 911.
Hey honey, don't you turn around and show me the lower East side.
Hey there sweetie.
Hey there.
Hey, you must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you.
Hi I'm quagmire.
How about now?
How good are you?
How old are you?
I can bench press 800 pounds.
I don't know, fellas, I think there's potential in this crowd.
I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.
I like where this is going.
I wonder who gave it to me?
I'm in.
Is quagmire?
Kick me out.
Later, but I heard that before.
No problem.
Oh, now see I think that's a neat idea.
Or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks?
Pre op.
That was strangely arousing.
That's awful, that's awful.
The hell that just *** ****
There's no more girly magazines in the camp.
They can hold yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece.
Top of that ***** I need a ride to the gas station.
Way to check pre op or post out.
Well transvestite backup.
Woah! Transvestite. Back off.
Yeah, first.
Yeah, let's hit the bar.
You can give.
You win.
You're right, this place blows.