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By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? Ceremonial.
By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? Ceremonial.
Hey, that looks pretty good. Now make yourself one Dick weed.
Hey, that looks pretty good. Now make yourself one Dick weed.
How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
I can be a real serious bitch. If I don't get what I want.
I can be a real serious bitch. If I don't get what I want.
I can't believe this shit. I can't believe that. Did you get a free toaster with this too?
I can't believe this shit. I can't believe that. Did you get a free toaster with this too?
If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.
If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.
Nukes, you die.
Nukes, you die.
Should we give her a break? Yeah, we can play chess with her chest.
Should we give her a break? Yeah, we can play chess with her chest.
So. What would you little maniacs like to do first?
So. What would you little maniacs like to do first?
The aging bigger than a handful you risking spring time.
The aging bigger than a handful you risking spring time.
Why are you messing with the fantasy? We know about the reality. Don't ruin a fantasy, OK?
Why are you messing with the fantasy? We know about the reality. Don't ruin a fantasy, OK?
Why do you have to be such a wanker?
Why do you have to be such a wanker?
Why don't you shut up, bitch?
Why don't you shut up, bitch?
You stood but wide.
You stood but wide.
You two donkey Dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
You two donkey Dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.