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The Martian (2015)

The Martian (2015)

"The Martian" is a critically acclaimed science fiction film released in 2015. Directed by Ridley Scott, it is based on the bestselling novel by Andy Weir. The movie follows astronaut Mark Watney, played by Matt Damon, who is left stranded on Mars after his crew mistakenly presumes him dead during an intense storm. Alone on the desolate planet, Watney must find a way to survive and let Earth know he is still alive. The cast also includes Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Daniels, and Chiwetel Ejiofor. With a thrilling storyline and incredible visual effects, "The Martian" captivated audiences worldwide and received several accolades. Experience the soundscape of this captivating film by playing and downloading the soundtrack here.

A lot lighter. 5,000 kilograms lighter.
A Space Pirate.
About five seconds, Watney. Hang on.
About the fact that I'm warm...
About two minutes, Watney.
Absolutely not.
According to the logs,
Acidalia Planitia.
Activating Panel 41.
Actually it's worse than that
After a very long time, they have done
Again, Commander?
All 25 models for launch will take 414 days to reach Mars.
All natural, organic, Martian grown potatoes.
All right, all right.
All right, cowboy, slow down.
All right, let's create 15 days.
All right, questions?
All right.
All right. Henderson out.
Almost easier to what?
Altitude, 1350 meters.
An Ares 5 is on its way to Mars.
Anchor it with the Rover's.
And a viable rescue plan.
And all I have to know is what's left of our assets.
And all the air would leave and we need air to not die.
And are now heading home.
And before you answer, consider the consequences.
And burn it.
And by another treaty,
And by the way, none of this matters at all...
And by the way, physicists,
And could you stand right there? Right there.
And even if I could, it's gonna be four years...
And even with optimal VAL blow...
And fly towards you.
And how could I ever refuse?
And I grew strong and I learned how to get along
And I guess they catch me?
And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
And I was right.
And I'll survive
And I'm alive.
And I'm in a Hab designed to last 31 days.
And I've got all my love to give
And if you solve enough problems,
And inform them of NASA's decision
And it has enough fuel for a Mars injection orbit.
And it's supposed to land at Schiaparelli Crater...
And Leather Goddesses of Phobos on her personal laptop.
And leave it open.
And longer trips each time.
And luckily, I have the greatest minds
And now we have a space program.
And now we're accelerating towards Mars.
And now, they've asked me...
And our original project members.
And perform an emergency launch at 7:28 Central Time.
And planted that flag...
And rather than expel them...
And ripped a hole in me as well.
And send all the questions you want.
And so far they've come up with...
And some stain remover that contains ammonia.
And sure, I could choose to think
And that's assuming nothing goes wrong.
And that's what you need to know going in
And the fuel requirement is nearly identical.
And the lights were low
And the mission concludes with Earth intercept,
And the subject line says, "Our children."
And then I'm following orders, Commander.
And then the next.
And then you're going to do the math
And there's just one passenger instead of six.
And there's nobody who can stop me.
And they can't until I'm on board the Ares 4.
And they ensure his sacrifice will not be in vain.
And they should be ideal for chem analysis.
And they'd be devastated to find out
And to the entire world, really, so...
And to trust that we are doing everything in our power
And tore through my bio monitor...
And we can get that down to two, right?
And we can't shut down the computers
And we can't shut down the computers
And we'll get Mark to wear his EVA suit the whole trip.
And we're in business.
And you are...
And you should hang up the phone right now.
And you're going to say, "This is it.
ANNIE: How long does he have?
ANNIE: I'm sorry, but you have not thought this through.
ANNIE: What is he doing?
ANNIE: Why don't we just ask Lewis?
Any bacteria that survived,
Approaching the Ares 3 mission site on Mars.
Are we good?
Are you gonna resign?
Are you suggesting we don't do the inspections?
Ares 3 evac'd after 18 sols.
Ares 6 could bring his body home.
As everything remains a go for the launch of the Ares 5.
As to what exactly is going on.
As you can see,
Astrodynamics?
Astronaut Mark Watney was struck by debris and killed.
Astronauts Beck, Johanssen, Martinez and Vogel...
Astrophysical engineering conversations...
At some point, everything is going to go south on you.
At this point to fall into orbit...
Baby, this evenin'
Bad news, it involves me digging up
Because I have a decaying
Because I like the way
Because I won't even be able to control the thing.
Because I'm stupid.
Because it goes directly against NASA's decision.
Because it's a secret meeting.
Because it's going to happen to you.
Because of the whole
Because this could save your life.
Because we can only do one.
Because we'd lose telemetry and guidance.
Because you are launching me in a convertible.
Beck, close the hatch.
Beck, leave your suit on. Meet Johanssen in Airlock 1.
Beck, pull us in.
BECK: 68 kilometers?
BECK: A complete loss of signal on Watney.
BECK: Commander, you need to get back to the ship, now!
BECK: Copy. I'm on my way.
BECK: Done.
BECK: GO.
BECK: He's probably passed out.
BECK: Holy shit, he's alive.
BECK: I wanna get in on that telemetry action.
BECK: It's a brilliant course.
BECK: Open Airlock 1.
BECK: She's grasping for anything.
Beck's returned.
Before the battery has to be recharged at the Hab.
Before the MAV even launches. VOGEL: Okay.
Before we lost telemetry,
Begin abort procedure.
Begin launch status check.
Begin the next chapter of American space exploration.
Best guess...
Best I can figure...
Beyond the scheduled mission end?
Big data dumps like when I was on the Hermes.
Boy, now go, walk out the door
Boy, now go, walk out the door
BRENDAN: Copy, Guidance.
BRENDAN: Roger. Read it out.
Bring our astronauts home.
Bring that all with me.
Broadcasting frequency...
Broke off...
Bruce has three months to get the payload done.
Bruce, what's the earliest we can get a pre supply there?
Bruce, your team's still on schedule?
BRUCE: All right.
BRUCE: So what? We either have a high chance
BRUCE: Sure.
BRUCE: We're behind. Give me a number.
Built to last the full Ares mission...
But also blow the nose off the ship.
But consider this.
But every cubic meter of soil requires
But for people all over the world...
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
But here are the basics.
But I am the greatest botanist on this planet, so...
But I feel obliged to mention
But I'm guessing that's gonna come as a surprise
But I'm not really sure
But if I use the heater...
But if my math is right, he's going to starve to death
But if something goes wrong...
But if they rupture around humans...
But if we could talk to him,
But if you didn't want me to go through your stuff...
But in 29, they're much finer...
But instead of three of these every one day...
But it is, though, isn't it? Up to you.
But it would be a dangerous gamble.
But it's not your fault.
But Mark Watney is dead.
But right now, I got bigger problems on my hands.
But that's grounds for countdown halt.
But the antenna and the blood, really,
But the intercept velocity will be 42 meters per second.
But then he'd, you know, die, so...
But then I spent so many nights
But they already think he's dead.
But unfortunately...
But we can't commit to a firm launch date
But we come close enough
But we haven't done things that way...
But we make it clear that that would be a part of it.
But we make it clear that that would be a part of it.
But we've got a problem with intercept velocity.
But you were stronger
By doing so, they honor the legacy
By farming in my own shit.
By the time the ship's going fast enough
By the way, I'm figuring you're gonna be
Camera.
Can I borrow this?
Can I go on?
Can the Hermes function for 533 days
Can we reduce?
Can you connect this to one of our lighting panels?
Can you hold this?
Can you imagine what he's going through up there?
Can you make a bomb with what you have on board?
CAPCOM, advise Hermes they're drifting.
CAPCOM.
Careful.
Chances are, we go home, they'll court martial us.
Checks are complete...
Cheese. (CAMERA CLICKS)
Climb back to Airlock 2 along the hull.
Climb that hill, first guy to do that.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Commander Lewis and the rest of her team...
Commander, I got this.
Commander, I have an idea.
Commander, I know you don't wanna hear this, but...
Commander, we're at 10 degrees,
Commander, you should come inside.
Commander!
Commander?
Commander?
COMMS TECHNICIAN: We've lost readings on the probe, Flight.
Communications, five by five.
Complete loss of pressure boiled off most of the water.
Completely alone on Mars.
Completely alone on Mars.
Congress won't reimburse us for a paper clip...
Considering the circumstances.
Constant communication is the hallmark...
Cool. Teddy, you're Earth.
Cool. Teddy, you're Earth.
Copy that, MAV.
Copy that.
Copy that. On my way.
Copy. Adjusting course.
Could be the first way.
Could you stand right there for me, please?
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Couldn't you have packed anything from this century?
Counting on you.
Crew made the decision on their own.
Crops are dead.
Damn it.
Designed to go a max distance of 35 kilometers...
Did a short EVA and then drove for another two.
Did he get that?
Did she just say 68 kilometers?
Did we get the botany team's analysis?
Did you say 312?
Didn't know what time it was
Died in the subzero temperatures...
Director of Mars Missions for NASA.
Director Sanders!
Dispatching them to your laptops now.
Distance is too far. I'm going out.
Distance to target, 24 meters.
Ditch the life support, don't need it.
Do it.
Do not use the word "fast."
Do we scrub?
Do you read?
Do you read?
Do you realize the shitstorm that is about to hit us?
Does that make any sense to you?
Don't make me laugh, I have broken ribs.
Don't say "Bring him home alive," Vincent.
Don't tell anyone I did that.
Each connected to three redundant comm systems.
Engine alignment, perfect.
Even though the crew must have thought I was dead.
Eventually I'm gonna run out of food.
Every 41 hours, there's a 17 minute gap.
Every Ares mission requires three years of pre supplies.
Every time something goes wrong,
Everyone, hone in on Martinez's suit.
Everything goes well, you pull them on board with the tether.
Everything is going to go south
F word in gerund form.
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Pressure stable.
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Pressure stable.
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Pressure stable.
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Pressure stable.
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Stability warning.
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Excessive tilt.
FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning. Suit breach detected.
FEMALE REPORTER: Have the goals changed
Finally facing my Waterloo
Finally facing my Waterloo
Fine with this, given my present situation.
First guy to be there.
Five years after the rescue of astronaut Mark Watney...
Flight, Guidance check complete.
For as long as I know how to love
For redundancy, they sent 68 sols worth of food.
For the altitude adjustments for the trip home.
For the Ares program.
For the standard rations.
Force on Iris is 7 G's.
Found it in the flea market.
Four and a half billion years...
From 1996.
From lighting hydrogen on fire.
From Mission Control.
From normal weather activity within a year.
Fuck you, Mars.
Fuck.
Fuel reserves depleted.
Get it done.
Give him a few minutes.
Give me a sec.
Go ahead.
Go!
Go.
Good flight? Uh...
Good news, I may have a solution
Good thing is, I know the recipe.
Good thrust.
Good. So, if we go for it, how would it work?
Got an unscheduled status update from Hermes.
Got an unscheduled status update from Hermes.
Gotta have some hot stuff Gotta have some love tonight
Great.
Great. I'll wave at you guys as I go by.
Grudgingly?
GUIDANCE TECHNICIAN: Flight, Guidance.
GUIDANCE TECHNICIAN: Negative, Flight,
Guidance, get a correction ready.
Guidance, work at how long they can stay
Guys, can we get some space please?
Hang on. It brings the range to zero...
Hang on. You guys making a bomb without me?
Happy to turn the radios off from here, Commander.
Have terrible taste in music.
He asked us to call him Captain Blondebeard.
He didn't do "cheese."
He does.
He has to be going fast. Exactly.
He hasn't changed course for 13 days.
He just can't grow any more...
He may be prone. We don't wanna step over him.
He might be trying to avoid some obstacle.
He pulled 12 g's on the ascent.
He thinks he's totally alone.
He thinks we gave up on him.
He told me Let the children lose it
He told me Let the children lose it
He would have done the same for me. You know that.
He'd like to come and meet us
He'd like to come and meet us
He's been conducting incremental tests...
He's gonna be up there forever.
He's not even got to the bad stuff yet, Vincent.
He's not going anywhere, Teddy. I mean, he's not...
He's nowhere near the Ares 4.
He's offline.
He's told us not to blow it
He's told us not to blow it
Heck, it'd almost be easier if you...
Hello, this is Mark Watney, astronaut.
Here.
Hermes has four redundant flight computers...
Hermes is off course.
Hexadecimals to the rescue.
Hey, guys!
Hey, there.
Hey, there.
Hey, Vincent, nice to see you again.
Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, man?
Hey, whatever does it for you, man.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
HF, O u
Hi, hello. It's Mitch. Mitch Henderson.
Hi. Hey.
Hi. Security?
His decompression alarm went off.
Holy shit. Okay.
Hook me up.
Hot stuff
How are you?
How can you not tell them?
How do we activate it?
How do we make that decision?
How do you know that?
How far below?
How fast a relative velocity can you handle?
How is he gonna operate the controls?
How long can he survive decompression?
How much do you need?
How often do those inspections reveal a problem?
How to slow down.
How to take everything here that's keeping me alive...
How you doing down there?
How?
How's he doing?
I almost just said
I also would like to report that the MAV is still upright.
I asked for a photo, and what, he's The Fonz?
I broadcast pictures
I broke my ribs.
I can do this.
I can get by with about 20% of what we have left.
I can get the Hermes back to Mars by Sol 561.
I can grab the MAV at 5 meters per second.
I can make that work.
I can sell it at a fraction
I can't get to you, Mark. You're too far.
I can't let you go through with this.
I can't use this, Vincent, and you know that.
I can't. I'm calling it. I'm calling it.
I could use the escaping air as a thruster...
I don't know where he is.
I don't need to read Vogel's weird German fetish emails.
I don't want my commander to die, too.
I dug them up, being careful to leave their plants alive.
I dunno.
I even got one from the president.
I figured one of you guys
I forgot to account for the excess oxygen...
I get it. RTGs are good for spacecraft,
I give you super nerd Beth Johanssen.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him. (ALL LAUGHING IN RELIEF)
I got something for you.
I guarantee they will never send you back up here again.
I hate this margin.
I have doubled my battery life by scavenging Rover 1.
I have no way to contact NASA.
I have scoured every single data file
I have some news.
I have the honor of speaking
I have visual on the MAV.
I just got an email from my wife
I just need to speak to everybody
I just walked in to find you here
I know exactly what they're doing.
I know I'll stay alive
I know it's your private time. Can I bother you for a second?
I know that's a surprise and I know
I know what I'm gonna do.
I know where he's going with this.
I leaned back on my radio
I left him behind.
I left him behind.
I love it.
I mean, I like it a lot.
I need a map.
I need a picture of his face.
I need hot stuff
I need more coffee.
I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight
I need to get on an airplane.
I need you to authorize my satellite time.
I need you to come inside and make a... bomb.
I need you to verbally tell me whether or not to.
I now have 400 healthy potato plants.
I refuse to. (MUSIC STOPS)
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have left this guy on Mars.
I should have made you leave your key
I think it might be the second one.
I vote yes.
I want all the memorials back home to be about me.
I want some hot stuff
I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin'
I want to announce we're launching
I was defeated You won the war
I will burn through half my battery every day.
I will survive
I work in Astrodynamics,
I would like my code name to be "Glorfindel."
I would love to solve this problem right now
I'd get to fly around like Iron Man.
I'd have to disable remote override on each system.
I'd have to disable remote override on each system.
I'd like to introduce Vincent Kapoor.
I'll have to be there.
I'm a botanist.
I'm about to leave for the Schiaparelli Crater...
I'm anxious to get up to you.
I'm entering this log for the record...
I'm giving you total authority
I'm gonna dip this potato in some crushed Vicodin.
I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.
I'm gonna need a change of clothes.
I'm gonna search a little longer. Get moving!
I'm in, Commander.
I'm left with only one option.
I'm not gonna make it.
I'm not gonna tell them that.
I'm not risking their lives.
I'm now eating one of these every three days.
I'm okay.
I'm sorry, who are you? My name is Rich Purnell.
I'm sure he didn't mean what he said.
I'm the first person to be alone on an entire planet.
I'm the one who decides what's best for the crew.
I'm trying to figure out whether
I'm trying to keep us airborne.
I've done the math. It checks out.
I've got a better way.
I've got all my life to live
I've got one working Rover
If anything goes wrong, you go out after him.
If I do not use my heater, I will be...
If I hack a tiny bit of code...
If I had known for just one second
If I have to listen to any more god awful disco music.
If I put a dead astronaut on the front page
If I run the hydrazine over an iridium catalyst,
If it was up to me, we'd already be on our way.
If something goes wrong, what can Mission Control do?
If the Hab breaches, I'm just gonna, kind of...
If the oxygenator breaks, I'm gonna suffocate.
If the water reclaimer breaks, I'll die of thirst.
If we can sparkle He may land tonight
If we do everything perfectly...
If we do this, it'll be over 900 days of space.
If we go remote, we can lose the control panels,
If we mess up the Earth gravity assist, we die.
If we mess up the supply rendezvous, we die.
If we use 75.5% of remaining altitude adjust fuel...
If you're not in any country's territory...
Implode.
In a spacecraft is a terrible, terrible idea.
In case I don't make it.
In four years, when the next Ares crew arrives,
In international waters without permission.
In other news, there's been a request...
In space.
In space.
In the inspections phase?
In the same direction?
In your face, Neil Armstrong.
In your head and say something like...
Incoming.
Inside a Rover with marginal life support
Interesting side note,
Into 360 gives us 13 degrees of arc.
Is already there
Is flame retardant. ..
Is he right? VINCENT: Yeah.
Is the email. I'm getting them again.
Is this the replica? TECHNICIAN: This is her.
It actually only takes three days to mount the probe.
It can't be our alphabet.
It lasted three times longer than expected in any...
It owns the Hab.
It seems there's some sort of problem
It should be Commander Lewis' call.
It should.
It would be easy to control because it would be on my arm.
It'll be high enough that there's practically no air.
It'll be tight, but we'll make it.
It'll get you to airlock. Get in, prep for launch.
It'll give us a good kick.
It'll separate into N2 and H2.
It'll take nine months.
It'll take six months to build it in the first place.
It's 3142.
It's a course maneuver for the Hermes.
It's a plain ASCII text file.
It's a strange feeling.
It's Acidalia Planitia.
It's addressed to the whole crew.
It's all happening 12 light minutes away...
It's all right. It's all right.
It's all right. Um...
It's Beck's job to go get Watney.
It's been moved.
It's bigger than one person.
It's fighting me.
It's fine.
It's hard to say. We lost contact in '97.
It's in storage just around the corner.
It's just the way the orbits work...
It's like the Smithsonian of loneliness on there.
It's like the Smithsonian of loneliness on there.
It's not a debate.
It's not about the satellite time, Vince.
It's not drift. They've adjusted course.
It's not gonna happen.
It's not.
It's part of the OS, I'd have to jump over the code.
It's part of the OS, I'd have to jump over the code.
It's Sol 135 now.
It's time, Teddy.
Ja.
Johanssen, initiate the bomb.
Johanssen, Jesus.
Johanssen, time to intercept?
Johanssen, what's my relative velocity to Mark?
JOHANSSEN: 3.1 meters per second.
JOHANSSEN: A storm warning.
JOHANSSEN: Checking.
JOHANSSEN: Commander Lewis?
JOHANSSEN: Distance at intercept will be...
JOHANSSEN: eight...
JOHANSSEN: Five, four...
JOHANSSEN: Fuel pressure, green.
JOHANSSEN: Go?.
JOHANSSEN: I have interval pings.
JOHANSSEN: I'm on the way to Beck.
JOHANSSEN: Main shutdown in three...
JOHANSSEN: NO. BECK: NO.
JOHANSSEN: Open A1.
JOHANSSEN: Remote override.
JOHANSSEN: We're ready.
JOHANSSEN: Yeah, go ahead.
Johanssen“.
JPL TECHNICIAN 1: Up. Up, up. Yeah.
JPL TECHNICIAN 2: Labels facing up.
Just as the Hermes is passing...
Just be grateful we got you something, Annie.
Just me.
Just point the camera. TIM: Roger that.
Just say the word.
Just tell him.
Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
Knowing my fate is to be with you
Knowing my fate is to be with you
Knowing my fate is to be with you
L.O.S. here, too.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Ladies and gentlemen,
Lam prepared to cut the suit.
Lam sorry, Martinez.
Launch, what's happening?
Launch.
Lays the solar panels,
Legally, we have 24 hours to release these pictures.
Let all the children boogie
Let me get a few things out of the way, right off the bat.
Let the children use it Let all the children boogie
Let's assume Miss Park didn't miss anything.
Let's do this.
Let's go get him.
Let's go get our boy.
Let's go Iron Man.
Let's go up here.
Let's just hope this is a good idea, guys.
Let's listen in to NASA making contact with Mark Watney.
Let's make NASA proud today.
Let's see.
Let's skip to the bad stuff!
Let's wait it out.
LEWIS ON RADIO: All right, team,
LEWIS: (ECHOING) Watney, do you read?
LEWIS: (SIGHS) Watney,
LEWIS: Beck, Vogel, I want you guys in Airlock 2
LEWIS: Can you disable it?
LEWIS: Copy that.
LEWIS: Copy that. Can you do it?
LEWIS: Copy.
LEWIS: Give it a try.
LEWIS: Go ahead, Mark.
LEWIS: Grab a hold of him.
LEWIS: Houston, be advised.
LEWIS: Houston, six crew safely aboard.
LEWIS: I apologize for my countrymen, Vogel.
LEWIS: I can't believe anything you do works.
LEWIS: I can't see you having any control if you did that.
LEWIS: I saw that in this morning's briefing.
LEWIS: Mark!
LEWIS: Martinez flies the MAV, Johanssen sysops the ascent.
LEWIS: Mission Control, this is Hermes actual.
LEWIS: Mission Control, we are go for launch.
LEWIS: Nothing?
LEWIS: Okay.
LEWIS: On my way. (BREATHING HEAVILY)
LEWIS: Pilot.
LEWIS: Play it. Come on, guys.
LEWIS: Recovery.
LEWIS: Remote command. (CRYING)
LEWIS: Secondary recovery.
LEWIS: Seven.
LEWIS: Visibility is almost zero.
LEWIS: Watch out!
LEWIS: Watney?
LEWIS: We're scrubbed. That's an order.
LEWIS: We're working on getting to you.
LEWIS: We've corrected the intercept range,
LEWIS: Well, we're on it.
LEWIS: What are the vitals on his suit?
LEWIS: What's your status?
Liftoff.
Like it'll distract me from how insane their plan is.
Like that's a good thing.
Line up, walk west.
Liquid oxygen...
Long before we can help him.
Look out your window I can see his light
Look, I know we're coming at this backwards...
Look, the hull's mostly there to keep the air in.
Look, the point is, I'm not cold anymore.
Lord of the Rings.
Luckily...
Luckily...
Main engine start.
Main engines start.
Make it happen.
Make sure you're not in here when this thing goes off.
Making sure the MAV is still upright?
MALE CADET: Morning, sir.
MALE REPORTER ON TV: Final aerosurface
MALE REPORTER: And liftoff As the crew of the Ares 5...
Managed to seal the breach in my suit...
Many people have gathered here...
Maritime law applies.
Mark dies if you don't.
Mark drove two hours straightaway from the Hab...
Mark just discovered dirt.
Mark stresses that every time it comes up.
Mark Watney has been successfully rescued.
Mark Watney is still alive.
Mark Watney, Space Pirate.
Mark, report.
Mark! (BECK GRUNTING)
Mark! Can you hear me?
Mark's leaving behind...
Mars will come to fear my botany powers.
Mars' atmosphere is so thin,
Martinez, burn the jets.

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