John Cleese Soundboard Edit

And don't apologize every time I talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and i'm not worthy

And now remain gone illegitimate faced bugger folk!

Follow! but follow only if ye be men of valour

Go and boil your bottoms sons of a silly person

I don't want to talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper

I fart in your general direction

I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will please please come and rescue me

I wave my private parts at your aunties

I'm french why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king

John Cleese

Look that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide it's a killer!

Sorry sorry see what I mean I just get carried away i'm really most awfully sorry sorry everyone

Stupid People #very stupid people #so stupid #no idea how stupid they are

That's no ordinary rabbit that's the most foul cruel and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on

You cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters!

You don't frighten us english pig dogs!

You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms

You're using coconuts!

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're banging them together

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries