Fawlty Towers Soundboard Edit

Ah hello Sir Riley, and how are you this morning. Oh good, good, no rare diseases. Basil Fawlty, remember? The poor sod you do jobs for.

And if you give us any more trouble, I will visit you in the small hours, and put a bat up your night dress

Do you want to do french food yes constantly there seems like it I miss him and said he saw that you haven't had better hurry the flight leaves in six minutes

Don't wait by myself yes this is your wife who wanted terrible dream

Great hands

He's a fine woman that is told him no I would say there's no no alliance

Hello folding today's

I fought in the Korean war you know I could it was in the catering according to poison them

I learned it from a book

I'll be ready

I'm afraid we have banned in the idea of the proof this afternoon teas so if you wouldn't mind a changing before you go in my people many times

I'm not satisfied no we're not satisfied with people like you never are it was something I could do with pizza palatine shortly strong the rooms

I'm sorry, did I say something funny?

I've never seen anything like it in my life park dot

Nice to share a moment I never said what marriage is all about but I know I read it on the back of a matchbox

No idea idea how sad

Oh what is it now can't you believe in peace

Please so you got a breeze ordinary open air in it

Running lines

Send south puppies inebriated

Since he hasn't anybody he's dead shot was it

So I don't want to debate about it if you're not over here in twenty minutes with my door I should come over there and insert a large garden over and you could do it

Theme Tune - Fawlty Towers

This this this

Voice is my fault is it

What did you tell me where did they tell me don't blame me for this

What's the current events are very good time no expense new pending I think you know what I mean

Which planes women looking for you that's train forty or so charming

Yes but I gotta call yeah spoke to petrify

You know something you disgust me people like you get up to and I think it's different