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The Office - Season 3

The Office - Season 3

The Office - Season 3 is a hilarious television show that aired in 2006. It captivated audiences with its mockumentary style and brilliant comedic performances. With a talented cast and witty writing, it quickly became a fan favorite and continues to be beloved today.

The show revolves around the daily lives of the employees working at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Michael Scott, portrayed by the talented Steve Carell, leads the office as the regional manager with his unique and often cringe-worthy management style. Carell's impeccable comedic timing and delivery make Michael Scott a character that viewers can't help but laugh at, despite his many flaws.

Other key members of the cast include Rainn Wilson as Dwight Schrute, the eccentric and ambitious assistant to the regional manager, and John Krasinski as Jim Halpert, the sarcastic yet lovable sales representative who often finds himself at odds with Dwight. The chemistry between these characters and the rest of the ensemble cast is undeniable, creating countless memorable and hilarious moments.

Season 3 of The Office is particularly noteworthy for its many standout episodes. "Gay Witch Hunt" is a memorable episode that tackles the sensitive topic of homophobia in a humorous and thought-provoking way. "Product Recall" takes a hilarious turn when the office must deal with a faulty shipment of paper that includes an inappropriate watermark.

Another highlight of the season is "Beach Games," where Michael organizes a series of challenges for his employees during a company outing. This episode is filled with laughter, heartwarming moments, and unexpected twists that keep viewers on their toes.

The beautifully awkward and heartfelt romance between Jim and Pam, played by the amazing John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer, is a major storyline throughout the season. Their unrequited love and longing gazes captivated audiences, making them root for their love to finally blossom.

The Office - Season 3 is widely praised for its sharp writing, realistic portrayal of office dynamics, and its ability to balance comedy with heartfelt moments. The talented ensemble cast, which also includes Mindy Kaling, B.J. Novak, Ed Helms, and more, brings the characters to life in a way that makes them feel like real people.

Whether you're a fan of the show or new to The Office, Season 3 offers something for everyone. With its clever humor, relatable characters, and memorable storylines, it's no wonder this season is often considered one of the best. So, if you're looking for a good laugh and an enjoyable television experience, make sure to check out The Office - Season 3.

You can play and download the sounds of The Office - Season 3 here to relive the hilarious moments and enjoy the incredible performances by the cast. Happy watching!

A boss is like a teacher.
A Christmas drinking game.
A Chunky.
A cushy, wimpy Nerf life.
A dabba doo time
A dead bird should not be in the kitchen.
A depression that includes weight gain,
A dime and a nickel.
A Dunder Mifflin manager should go, I'm sorry.
A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa,
A good manager doesn't fire people. He hires people and inspires people.
A good manager has got to be hungry. Hungry for success.
A great show.
A heck of a motor carriage.
A hunter...
A husband who would not communicate.
A little bit much.
A little comment.
A little different.
A long story short, Jeff's dog ended up as ring bearer.
A lot of gods with unpronounceable names.
A lot of people think that magic camp is just for kids.
A lot of pressure.
A lot of the guys also that were in the class, the inmates, a lot of them have gone on
A lot of things.
A lot of times, at a school or naval academy,
A lot of women do.
A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital.
A man and his wife and children go into the offices of a talent agency.
A man is found hanging from the ceiling...
A man who gave his life as regional manager of this company, Jan.
A man. A man version.
A member of our family and you don't want to talk about it.
A much older man who's way out of your league.
A night at
A particular concern for office workers
A penis, when seen in the right context,
A piece of paper of some sort. Receipt. I don't know.
A quilt. A depression quilt.
A reformed convict, and I'm not sure
A Repliee Q One Expo female robot.
A sensitive e mail has been released into the office.
A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch
A statue.
A thousand business cards with this address and phone number.
A toaster.
A week or two.
A woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked.
A year has passed since I wrote my note
A year of buying lattes from her.
A.M. Or P.M.
Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
About 10 minutes ago. I don't... When I came in with the paperwork?
About 40 times a year,
About 5,000.
About doing something on the last day of work?
About other cultures.
About seven.
About the beach... It's okay.
About this whole Martin in prison thing.
About what?
About women's problems and issues and situations.
Above the sink.
Above the sink.
Abso fruitly.
Absolutely not. Well, he is.
Absolutely, you should.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. I couldn't be more sorry about this...
According to a 2004 study.
Account... Michael, what is going on?
Accountants.
Accounting, you are on customer service duty today.
Actually looks bigger with people in it. It's weird. So..
Actually, Bob Vance bought out the warehouse.
Actually, I have it.
Actually, I think you could make the argument that it wastes time.
Actually, it is, it's Latin for "earth."
Actually, it's polite to arrive early. And smart.
Actually, let's bring Mom back in and the sisters
Actually, Michael, I think we're going to take it in another direction
Actually, our TV was bigger than that one.
Actually, sir,
Actually, the Usuba is the better knife
Actually, you did.
Additionally, Pam, you win $10
Administrative assistant. Jan in yet?
After a rousing speech the crowd will throw its hats high into the air.
After a year!
After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater,
After his epic battle with Ravana, the demon king of Lanka.
After I had my little outburst at the beach,
After I have passed on to New York.
After Pam dumped me,
After you ended everything with us, I went on a vacation
After you've had a crown put in.
After your ho rips your heart out for no good reason.
Again?
Agreed. Let me show you what I've been working on.
Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis.
Ah, well, good.
Ain't no party like a Scranton party 'cause a Scranton party don't stop!
Alan's cartoon's so funny, right?
Alert the media and then you control the story.
Alien
All by myself.
All I can do right now is put on a brave face and go out there and be their leader.
All I had to do was sign something saying I won't sue.
All inclusive.
All of it.
All of the office workers and all of the warehouse guys
All of them. I loved them all. Every single one of them.
All of us kind of in the audience of what happened.
All of your guests would have probably canceled
All party planning immediately.
All right
All right, all right, I got it! I got it!
All right, everybody in the conference room!
All right, everybody out. Out, out, out.
All right, everybody, there has been a lot of name calling against our office today,
All right, I think you guys should be all set.
All right, I think you're inspired. Shall we proceed?
All right, I'll be right back.
All right, I'll see you guys later.
All right, I'll see you. Okay.
All right, I'm out of here.
All right, Jan just e mailed me. She wants us to meet her up front.
All right, let's just blow this party off.
All right, maybe. If I can. Well, cool!
All right, Michael, but Oscar's really gay.
All right, now Oscar's feeling discriminated against by his co workers,
All right, okay
All right, okay, that's enough, that's good.
All right, okay. All right. Fine.
All right, ready? Come on, guys. Early worm gets the worm.
All right, see you guys down there. See you guys. All right.
All right, Stanley! Good choice!
All right, thanks, Michael. Okay.
All right, three pairs of pants.
All right, we out of here.
All right, well, I have to get back.
All right, wrestle him to the ground!
All right, you guys, see you later. Wish us luck.
All right! Showtime, part one.
All right! Thank you.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
All right. Everybody here? Yes!
All right. Feel better. Thanks.
All right. Find a cozy spot. Everybody, settle in
All right. For starters, I think that you should resign.
All right. Good to be back. So...
All right. I hope nobody's on a diet.
All right. I'm a huge fan.
All right. If you're having a relationship
All right. Listen up.
All right. See y'all.
All right. Sorry about that. No problem.
All right. Thank you, Michael.
All right. We're starting over.
All right. What's up, Mike?
All right. Yay, yay, yay, yay. That's just the way we talk in the clink
All right. You know what? That's it.
All righty, let's get started. What is she into?
All the info can be found here,
All they are is chocolate, graham cracker and marshmallow.
All you need are honesty, empathy, respect and open mindedness.
All you need are some grass skirts, pineapple, poi,
All you need to know how to do is pick up the phone and say,
ALL: "You got to know when to hold 'em
ALL: (SINGING) Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones
ALL: Cheers!
ALL: Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!
ALL: One, two, three, go! KELLY: One, two, three, go!
ALL: Ready! Three! Two! One!
ALL: Voldemort. Voldemort. ...you really shouldn't be saying...
ALL: Whoa, whoa, whoa... Hey, pass...
ALL: Yeah! Yeah?
Alligators. Dingo babies.
Almost done?
Alone, out of the blue.
Along Came Polly
Alongside you so closely today.
Already sent it to you, my friend.
Alright everybody, circle up.
Alright, so on your market, set go!
Alright.
Also weak arms.
Also, do you speak pig Latin?
Also, I would have accepted snakes.
Also, I would like to inform you
Also, I'm gonna need to see a copy of the guest manifest
Also, Pam and Roy.
Also, take apart the trampoline. Stick it in the baler.
Also... What is this?
Although I can't say I was a big fan of Bowling for Columbine.
Although last time, she pretended she didn't hear me.
Although, I've loved this company
Although, publicly, I am going to retain the assistant regional manager position.
Although, that'll change!
Altoid? Sure.
Always chose one man to kill whenever a batch of new prisoners arrived.
Always have been friends. That is where we stand.
Always saying you're visiting your sister in Scottsdale.
Always the bridesmaids, right, ladies?
Always.
Am I a "small number" person or a "severance package" person?
Am I a hero?
Am I being mean to Dwight?
Am I happy about the way things turned out?
Am I on speakerphone?
Am I the first gay man you ever knew?
Am I the first to arrive?
Amazingly, is even less interesting than it sounds.
Amen.
America. Al Qaeda.
America's eighth largest indigenous body of water.
Amicably.
An accident? Is somebody hurt?
An eternal journey, and I wish him well.
An impression, then. Lastly,
An Indian woman in a sari.
An unstoppable team that competed against other teams.
And a bunch of new techniques
And a dartboard.
And a happy holiday to you.
And a little extra time after school.
And a panther.
And air travel.
And also it saves gas money, keeps me in shape, helps the environment
And always keep the power in the conversation.
And an ice cream social with the other agents.
And Andy, where is he? Where the hell is Andy?
And another thing about the Indian people, they love sex positions.
And apologize to you in person.
And as a gesture of gratitude
And as far as me and Kelly goes,
And basically being like a terrible person.
And be with your friends, having fun in the office.
And besides, I have already given a copy to David.
And both babies are amazing!
And Brangelina is with Frangelina. Moving on!
And break 'em
And breaking corporate news
And buy an Xbox.
And call me, we will do whatever we can to get you to stay.
And Carole came over and we had sex.
And circle gets the square.
And clean house.
And crying is bad and wrong.
And did I use the word "pointless"?
And didn't want to see it killed.
And do you, Bob, take Phyllis to be your lawfully wedded wife?
And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration,
And don't call me Pammy.
And dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears.
And dropping off one by one.
And Dwight is like a monkey that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick.
And Dwight's room.
And especially not to me
And even though I came back,
And everybody thinks he's a tease. Well, you know what?
And figure it out
And finally, to a quitter. And I will not miss him.
And flighty and unpredictable and emotional?
And get handed a pamphlet on electricity.
And go!
And good luck.
And good luck.
And handed it in for her!
And have sexual intercourse 'cause you're my girlfriend?
And he actually hooked up with one of the students,
And he intervened.
And he is going to try not to screw this up
And he is quite the ladies' man.
And he said he didn't think it'd be such a good idea.
And he sat at my desk.
And he started a fire, trying to make a cheesy pita.
And he was holding a map.
And he will finish the same project in half an hour.
And he's like, "Why did you do this? Why did you pollute?
And he's taking me on my first sales call today.
And he's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.
And he's very well suited for the job he has now.
And his face lost all expression
And hit them with a stick?
And hospitalslmanufacturing.
And how big do you want this robot?
And how many kitchens?
And I also have lots of questions.
And I am Assistant Regional Manager.
And I am back.
And I am in and out of meetings.
And I am just going to lie down in the back, if that's all right?
And I am like the cool teacher.
And I am never, ever, going to leave.
And I am the sole member.
And I am very excited about the prospect of working under her.
And I await your decision.
And I can't really explain it.
And I change the order of the queue,
And I consider Oscar a friend.
And I could care less about my co workers.
And I did it.
And I didn't plan on sharing that part of my life with you today,
And I do not care if that convict is white, black, Asian, German
And I don't celebrate any major holidays.
And I don't know where I stand or what I want.
And I don't really know how to compare those units.
And I don't think things are gonna work out with us.
And I don't understand why anyone would think that I'm gay if...
And I don't want them embarrassing me in front of my girlfriend, Carole.
And I fell and busted my ankle and...
And I fully expect to burn my feet and go to the hospital.
And I got the raddest outfit.
And I had fun goofing around with Dwight today.
And I had to keep going...
And I have a list of business start ups I got from the chamber.
And I have a little surprise for her.
And I have just decided that we're not doing anything
And I have lunch for the next five weeks.
And I have never made this mistake.
And I have no intention of timing him.
And I have to commit or get out.
And I have to get back to work.
And I have to get into my head and focus.
And I have to say that your leadership has brought...
And I heard you loud and clear.
And I hit bottom when I had a drunk driving arrest.
And I hope that it gives you a flavor
And I jump.
And I just don't care who sees it.
And I just don't think it would be appropriate
And I just wanted to let you know that if our branch absorbs your branch,
And I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
And I know
And I know saying it sounds cliche sounds cliche.
And I know that sounds cliche,
And I know that you just left there a couple months ago,
And I know that you love...
And I know what you're thinking.
And I know you're all thinking,
And I left.
And I miss you.
And I miss you.
And I need to follow my instincts.
And I never caught anything like that big.
And I never got caught, neither.
And I really miss you.
And I remember thinking, "I'm a little too old for this."
And I sang in the a cappella group Here Comes Treble.
And I saw this.
And I take that as a compliment
And I think if she had something to say, she would have called me.
And I think you owe me this, okay?
And I threw a coin in for every woman in the world
And I to you,
And I told her about it,
And I understand where he's coming from.
And I want you to burn this into your brains.
And I want you to find out about people's character.
And I was five.
And I was five.
And I was going to meet them. So... All right.
And I was just gonna go through the system 'cause I didn't think you'd be there.
And I was like, "Wait, I thought I called that off?"
And I was meant for you
And I was meant for you
And I was understandably emotional
And I will be taking questions.
And I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me.
And I will not forget those of you soon.
And I will show you a black man that I trust even more.
And I will succeed,
And I will...
And I wish Jim were here.
And I would always mean a lot to him.
And I'd like to start today by inspiring you.
And I'll bring you a pretzel?
And I'm completely exhausted, so I'm just gonna tell you.
And I'm crying, and nobody can hear me
And I'm freaking out.
And I'm glad I said it.
And I'm making him do my laundry for a year.
And I'm not really ready to revisit that, I don't think.
And I'm not sure who is actually shooting, but...
And I'm really looking forward to working with you.
And I'm so glad you're with Jim.
And I'm the most qualified, and I'll probably get it, all right?
And I'm trying to remember who it was.
And I've already told you the official position of Dunder Mifflin is apologetic,
And I've been drinking,
And I've made some big changes in my life,
And if he never comes back again,
And if I borrow Bob's Yukon that should fit about 1 2 people.
And if I fall back into the same kind of things I used to do,
And if I know Darryl, it gonna be zoppity.
And if one of us says that word, the other one has to stop.
And if there was one thing I don't really care for,
And if they do, sign me up
And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it.
And if they would, I do not do that thing.
And if this doesn't bother them, then I am out of ideas.
And if Toby's a part of it, then it'll suck.
And if we could talk about a way to approach a possible reconciliation.
And if you sell enough of them,
And in doing so, they just let it go.
And in the fantasy, there's usually girls in it.
And in the morning.
And interview for a job we have opening up in corporate.
And is holding a plastic knife to Stanley's neck?
And it didn't end well.
And it feels like somebody took my heart
And it is a sign of maturity to give people second chances.
And it is criminal
And it is my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance
And it only cost me $7 to recreate the rest of the ensemble
And it only took me three years to summon the courage.
And it seems that the CIA is gonna need Dwight
And it starts at 3:00.
And it wasn't. It was something else.
And it's all from the same series.
And it's all inclusive.
And it's just not a good fit.
And it's just not a good fit.
And it's possible a man slipped in.
And Jan and I are going as a couple for the first time.
And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which'll be fun.
And Jim thinks it's moving to Connecticut and being best friends with Josh. Well...
And Jim, you win $5 because she mentioned six romantic comedies.
And Josh is giving the garage to Bob Vance.
And just as you have planted your seed in the ground,
And just so, you know, I don't want to be weird or anything,
And let's just say that I just sent back
And lift our spirits with a song.
And look, something he whittled.
And made a wish.
And make it sound just as good as Darryl.
And management is unwilling or unable to adapt.
And manner of announcing it.
And Martin has had a bad influence.
And may even lead to a lawsuit,
And maybe it was a mistake to take it public.
And mostly I feel that Michael would approve.
And move around for about 10 minutes every hour.
And my cousin, Mufasa, was...
And my graveyard for my bones.
And my new girlfriend.
And my other pager number.
And my question to you is, do you agree?
And never breaking off a handshake.
And no one knows what that means.
And nobody likes you.
And nobody said boo.
And none of them are on the theme of a Nutcracker Christmas.
And none of us can say, "Boo," because none of us have ever been to prison.
And not that you didn't want to try them.
And now I have got their attention.
And now I know it makes me really sweaty for work.
And now it means a man
And now Jan is peeved off and we're all going to lose our jobs.
And now the chains
And now we get to remember it forever.
And now you're with someone else. And that's fine.
And now, Michael the Magic will attempt to escape from extreme bondage
And now, the wedding has no highlight.
And now, without further ado,
And obits.
And obviously he hopes he can count on your discretion.
And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.
And once again, it becomes my job to fix it.
And order clothes for large colonial dolls.
And our embarrassing watermark boner.
And Pam called it Pretendonitis.
And party paraphernalia immediately.
And people will never go out of business.
And perhaps, some Pam chops...
And prepare it with a wild rice dressing.
And put an address at the top.
And putting 15 people out of work?
And recharge your batteries and come back in the morning
And reveal our true love.
And right now, out there, they are all denying
And right now, the title of Michael's book is Something Weird is Going On:
And save it in the refrigerator,
And Scranton, it's not that bad.
And secondly, you need supply, you need something to sell.
And settled. Good.
And she adopted a baby from Asia, and she said that it changed her life,
And she didn't feel the same way.
And she likes videotaping us during sex.
And she said that you should be expecting a call later from corporate,
And she'd say, "That's not funny."
And she's six months old!
And she's trying to describe how to correctly butcher a goose.
And so I felt I needed to punish him just a little bit more.
And so you might also have to be deposed.
And so, me and my best friend, we had to pretend
And so, with the eyes of the nation upon us,
And some structural flaws in the foundation.
And somehow my pants became wet.
And sometimes I can be too invested in my job.
And sometimes those people can drive you to do crazy things
And soon you will see
And spend more time with my family.
And tear it up into a million pieces?
And that anybody who doesn't is an ignorant, dumb person, okay?
And that blue, busty gal, what's her story?
And that can't happen. Not in my house.
And that for once, I should indulge them.
And that is not because he is black.
And that is why tonight is so special.
And that one little thing is a soft pretzel.
And that really inspired me.
And that she was better than all the other hos in the world.
And that was what today was supposed to be.
And that way we don't have to speak to each other
And that you should delete it?
And that...
And that's a grand total of
And that's all I'm gonna say about it,
And that's all I'm gonna say.
And that's true, but it's also not true, because frankly,
And that's what you want, right?
And that's when his head was separated
And that's why so many other people in my class were kids.
And the Board asked me to thank you for your years of service.
And the company has already apologized, so you can take that apology or not.
And the feeling that they're making a difference in the world.
And the indefinable quality that makes you all glad to follow me.
And the innards, and the feathers.
And the irony is that, after the ceremony
And the man says something really, really raunchy.
And the man says, "The Aristocrats."
And the people, and there's just an energy that New York has.
And the rest will be getting severance packages.
And the sheets are made of fire. Can I change rooms?
And the talent agent says, "Describe your act."
And the talent representative says, "What do you call yourselves?"
And the winner is Andy Bernard... KELLY: Team USA!
And then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone.
And then Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie,
And then CNN does a story about it and then YouTube gets a hold of it.
And then come back and tell me what you've got.
And then he spoke.
And then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little.
And then I say, "Hey, you ever seen a suicide?"
And then I want you to say how they died.
And then I went home to my condo,
And then if I want... Work it out amongst yourselves, please!
And then my Uncle Bernie died.
And then tell someone I was pregnant.
And then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!
And then they're all like, "Oh, don't worry about it.
And then type it up in a way that is helpful. All right?
And then we checked the fax machine. Yeah, nothing there.
And then we second acted Spamalot.
And then we went to a bar that used to be a church.
And then we will be congregating on the party bus.
And then you will have a book
And then, like, 1 2 other kids came forward.
And then, watching it back right afterward to improve my form.
And then, you can critic me after?
And then...
And there is a special secret prize for the winner.
And there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding.
And there's my car!
And there's no real reason for it.
And there's one in anger management. MICHAEL: Yeah.
And they freak out. And they get to see
And they have to possess
And they just made us look like dopes.
And they like a woman to be showing her cleavage
And they sent me Uptown Girls, which is also awesome.
And they should be allowed to select the timing
And they will be in the correct amount that they normally are in.
And they're all really into it.
And they're only interviewing a handful of people,
And they're worth more than your car.
And they're, like, so smart.
And things are just, like, weird between us, and that sucks.
And to be wearing eight inch heels.
And to be wearing see through underpants.
And to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you.
And to see my old friend again, definitely.
And to type up the transcripts.
And today,
And told me that you cared about me.
And try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor.
And try to steal his job or something?
And walk away, and they're done.
And we all took it really hard.
And we are doing everything we can do to fix it and that you're sorry.
And we are, after all, a paper company, are we not?
And we have 18 different toppings.
And we have parties here.
And we haven't talked in 16 years
And we kissed
And we know how he died, flying into the glass doors.
And we ordered that about three weeks ago and haven't...
And we Schrutes use every part of the goose.
And we sell paper.
And we were hoping you'd consider merging the two parties.
And we're going to have another safety seminar.
And went into the wrong theater.
And what advice has Andy given to you today that you have acted on?
And what moves I could have used to defend myself better,
And what we're all about here in Scranton.
And when I walked over, he had it out on the map.
And when we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods.
And when you took me to the hospital
And where do trees grow?
And where it asks you to state your business,
And without paper, it could not have happened.
And won't be coming back into the office.
AND Y: Am I trying to get under his skin? Yes.
And yet he is my friend.
And yet those guys are making fun of me,
And yet,
And you already got your money back.
And you and you and you.
And you can hug it out, bitch.
And you can't beat that view, right?
And you just said,
And you know science.
And you know what, Stanley,
And you know where milk comes from? Breasts.
And you may cry if you like.
And you must always wear the safety mittens.
And you must be Michael Scott. Aloha and hello.
And you saying, "Hey, I missed you guys."
And you should know that better than anybody.
And you should.
And you still managed to trim the budget. That is nice work
And you told her that she was the only ho for you,
And you two only met once before the wedding night?
And you wanna move to Scranton.
And you wanted to go to Hawaii and I wanted to go to Mexico?
And you were nothing but great to your ho,
And you'll compare the times? Yeah.
And you're a hell of a bowler!
And your hair sticks up straight.
And your recommendation for who'd take over the Scranton branch.
And, at the same time,
And, for the next 40 minutes,
And, get my job.
And, given our history,
And, given our history,
And, I know everybody says this,
And, I know everybody says this, but I want to remain friends.
And, I know that you lied about it.
And, I think what Andy is trying to express
And, I'll pick Karen.
And, I'm excited.
And, I'm telling you, it could be in Maxim.
And, if not acceptance, then just depression.
And, Jim, if you want the job, you'll be his number two.
And, now I am having him do my laundry as a punishment.
And, now I'm thrilled.
And, of course I was wrong
And, this is Dunder Mifflin.
And, we are the fire fighter heroes.
And, you guys are the gay couple.
And, you guys are the mother and daughter.
And, you guys are the retired marines.
And, you know how all waitresses look alike.
And? He wasn't volunteering today.
And...
And...
Andrea's the office bitch.
Andrew Bernard.
Andy Bernard made these tasteful hats.
Andy Bernard, Regional Director in Charge of Sales.
Andy Bernard.
Andy Bernard. Pros: He's classy, he gets me.
Andy Bernard. Pros: He's classy, he gets me.
Andy is your number two.
Andy, Dwight says welcome back and that he could use a hug.
Andy, I don't wanna get hurt by the big rock.
Andy, it's not...
Andy, Jim, can I see you in the conference room for a minute?
Andy, no a cappella.
Andy, since it was your idea,
Andy, you go.
Andy, you know what?
ANDY: (SINGING) I looked to the children I drank from the fountain
ANDY: (SINGING) I went to the doctor I went to the mountains
ANDY: And you know what?
ANDY: Golly... That's good...
ANDY: Hello.
ANDY: Hey, Cindy,
ANDY: Michael? Yes.
ANDY: Oh, that burns!
ANDY: She's, like, probably a tutor... Nope.
ANDY: So she looks at me, right, and she goes,
ANDY: Totally!
Andy?
Andy.
Andy... No, it's too far.
Angela, it is a million degrees.
Angela, it's pretty simple.
Angela, you seem so happy.
ANGELA: Andy?
ANGELA: D?
ANGELA: How can she make you get back together with her?
ANGELA: Keep coming. Give me the job!
ANGELA: Phyllis?
ANGELA: Sure, sometimes I watch Will & Grace and I want to throw up.
ANGELA: Well, you can't just start a committee.
ANGELA: Why? I'm sorry that just doesn't make sense.
Angela!
Angela?
Angela?
Angela.
Animal Control will be here at 6:00.
Animal Control?
Animal stool.
Anna Maria's.
Another announcement.
Another idea was karaoke.
Another worm, like, are they friends?
Answer it. Don't answer it.
Answer. No, because this is being given priority one.
Anti flashing task force!
Any last words? No?
Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool.
Any message you want me to relate to Jim?
Any messages for 308?
Any other questions?
Anybody need sun block? I've got SPF 30.
Anybody want to take a guess?
Anybody wants to stay out, you've got about 27 minutes of rec time.
Anyone else?
Anyone who comes in here is going to have to take me seriously.
Anything new to report?
Anything you guys want. This is your time.
Anything?

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