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And i'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose
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And now for something completely different aman with three buttocks
And now the sound of John Denver being strangled you came on my pillow blouse
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And when do you expect to get married or otherwise for ryu how many weeks
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Are you an encyclopedia salesman no matter mama burger burger people I think you're an encyclopedia salesman or not over door let me in please I let you in your salary encyclopedias
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Be one hundred and twenty seven thousand plus prettily osha
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Bring the riverchase tomorrow we talking for him 'cause I thought they just had it was wonderful so i'm getting bowling party for a few friends will be there and back in jenison michigan and vegeta...
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But it's the truth as hitchcock observed in the box no there isn't on the ambiguities put on weight
But more interesting oh yeah
But nothing is predictable in this tough harsh highly competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile ship
But of course the probe itself has excited great deal of interest for it contains uranium based your transmission sells entirely recharged by solar radiation which can take off a bra and panties in...
But there hasn't been a murder another oh I don't like it too simple to set up
But who's going to boil on his semprini then
Call you understand little five missing gay bars later or when it's coming walking perfume shops in an eagle professor innocent little boy
Can you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blowjob
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Cool spaces essence pressures on the loop
Correct it doesn't say anything down here all about luck but yes it does on the bottom of the box after mono sodium glutamate
Could be nothing wrong one healthy man beating the living daylights out of middle school
Data is a clever little bastard you can track him for guys and eyes until you really get to know him like a fence in as your way and you know he's there it's a game of wits your hide him any respec...
Denzel differently than what did he do you suck at some really tricks dramatic irony metaphor baseballs puns parody litotes and sent her
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Destroying household pest this strong household pets how well it there because the mouse you can strangle him with it and if there smaller annual phone number definition
Did you act promptly enough any left wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party
Do you fast fast
Do you have on your prize you still on top of the head
Do you want to come back to my place bouncy bouncy
Don't come here with that POS talk enough he stuck up twitch
Don't do it
Don't play games with me
Even know report here it says that you are an extremely dull person an art experts describe you as an appallingly dull thinner unimaginative timid spineless easily dominated no sense of humor tedio...
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Finally in the disgusting objects international friendly tonight england beat spain by a plate of rays pass through a putrid heron
Fix up a rhino invariably conclude throwing logic somewhat joyously to the four winds and so we fresh about on our new thing full transported by animal passion until we sink back exhausted onto the...
Food drives me mad
Fresh fruit not good enough for you who well let me tell you something my legs when you're walking out tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch a logan breaks and someti...
Friday? #friday #monty python #pet shop #parrot conversion #i need it tomorrow #its a gift
From the back benches there were opposition shouts of postcards for sale and a healthy cry of who likes a sailor then from the minister without portfolio
Gay boys in bondage what is tragedy comedy story of a man great love for his fellow man
Gentlemen I pray silence before the president of the royal society for putting things on top of other things
Get some cloth and some bits of old paper but it down on the floor and shoot everybody
Gets caught in the nets only venture no no yes that's fair enough i'll give you that
Give me that you snotty faced heap of parrot dropping
God you turn me on when you're angry you ancient group
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Have you got anything without spam spam egg sausage and spend that much time
Hawaii five oh that's fair panties in please
He's got to be abusing ferry
Heart rates do you know of a shame if someone was to set fire to them
Hello I would like to bear fish license please
Hello well it's just off the eight o'clock in time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode
Hinsdale within looney but it was a happy looney
Home free now
Honey that penguin being there
How about a sailor to TT definitely not
How about his relationship with women or I may be an idiot but I love full
How far is lake down a bit take us now set up your wild fish cakes there you are lovely pussycat not a product ad but you mean but it would now for the halibut
How long are you done at the kangaroo what kangaroo no problem i'll point him out I never saw a kangaroo hurt his right at the back i'll point him out no sweat i'll make him into a disciple
How long is it that's a rather personal question sir
How many couples have responded so far so far pizza after the present moment i've spotted nearly or no early one nearly one
How to find all characters
How's nick the sea captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow he loved the life of the sea and he loves to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies
I always wanted to be a lumberjack
I apologize for that particular for this a bit more interesting
I bottled it listen you really finished at the opening of the city bridge club they were fishing them out of the main series every half an hour
I call it clap and it gets me very
I cut down trees to wear heels suspenders and uh
I don't care how fucking running it is handed over with all speed
I don't like spam
I don't think there is no
I don't wanna keep anybody not breaking
I have
I just want to come in ransack reply honestly probably snow encyclopedias
I just want to make sure that you'll be able to look after my daughter wow yeah probably I will look after or sport
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I love being a hunter all my life I love animals that's why I like to kill him
I mean what this one cockroach cluster
I object all this sex on the television I mean I keep falling off
I really not by this tobacconist it is scratched
I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
I speak dutch panties or indeed any items of what we find is called sexy underwear but it's valerie may be much more plentiful on other parts of the planet
I thought this was currently no no just watch it my watch only currency i've got to watch on the currency and i've watched it and i've got it
I wanna last supper with one christ twelve disciples no kangaroos no scrambling in acts like fancy lunch or you don't get paid bloody fascists
I want you to be a lumberjack leaping from tree to tree as they thought someone like you rivers of british columbia the guys redwood
I will not buy this record it is scratched
I will still register incomplete
I would buy some cheap
I would I purchased it off an hour ago you were showing me that is total lack of movement but due to it being tired and check out a prolonged squawk
I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high pitched whine
I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed and these history of my best place open nude in the history of talk hold on sorry
I'll go ahead and get stop over ten years five years none of my stuff was not headed to stop at all
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I'm a completely self taught idiot
I'm afraid you'll lose both the previous week and your youngest daughter
I'm at my second wife at the second wife swapping party trust me to arrive late
I'm going to shoot you throws ahead
I'm great pleasure in announcing the danger cut back on subs expenditure of twelve million canadian dollars plus a refund of seminars million deutschemarks from the swiss branch and in addition add...
I'm guessing obviously being a fairly formal mode and it would be difficult to tell which of the communist agitators
I'm not going to sugar plum no pussycat no angel draws no you may not
I'm not your hobbies outside summarizing well is strangling animals golf and mustard
I'm sorry mister johnson he's a bit on edge he hasn't slept since nineteen forty five
I'm terribly sorry excuse me
I'm the chairman of a multi million pound corporation and you are a very new chartered accountant isn't it possible there may have been some mistake well that's very kind yourself not anything i'm ...
If I argue with you I must take up a country position yet but that's not just say no it doesn't yes it is no it doesn't
If we do the phones out wouldn't be crunchy what is
If you want to go and I thought of maine not maine not much known amanece item or
If you're going to split hairs i'm going to kiss off
In the debate a spokesman accused the government of being silly and doing not at all good things remember except this in a spirit of healthy criticism but denied that it ever been naughty with the ...
In this picture there are forty seven people none of them can be seen
In your plan a better britain for us you claim that you would build eighty eight thousand million billion houses a year in the greater london area alone thank you built any three in the last fiftee...
Inflammation of the foreskin remindme of your smile
Intercourse the penguin
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Is hacking stuff
Is it lisa meg television sets watch that flashes on male looks fairly bush
Is this right over documents
It is incredible isn't it that in these days when man could walk on the moon and workout the most complicated hire purchase agreements I still get these terrible headaches
It's a fair cop but societies divide agree will be charging him too
It's being hit on the head lessons in here stupid concept
It's his blend of gymnastic know how reptilian expertise and culinary skill that's turned many unappetising novice into a crocodilian banquet
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Jenny get software talk and goes back to bed again because it's part of word
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Launch sunday when my parents are coming round for T I I asked him if he'd mind very much not known in mind to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand
LEGO friends on stick little pipe in the back this next week can breathe better gold paint make good you need a very big tank so great conversation piece all right all right but only if I can watch
Lemon curry
Locations work now now I want that really alters fault
Long prostitute will dodge in any sexual activity what does that mean
Lucky I didn't tell him about the dirty knife
Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites
Mister hoelter standing as a national boesch list handed it he's got wonderful plans for mine had like what welfare start he wants to an exponent
Mister nesbitt had learned the first lesson of not being seen not to stand up however he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover
Monty Python's Flying Circus Soundboard Sound
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Morning i'm a bank robber peter panic just hand over all at it this is a larger shops are
Morning morning morning i'd like some aftershave thanks for mister walters wave list if I could walk that way I wouldn't need aftershave
Mrs red bag if you don't mind me saying so badly need an expensive course of psychiatric treatment i'm not going to say a trip to our dearly will cure you but it will give hundreds of low paid work...
My brain hurts too
My heart is a victim love of omaha or bullroarer might have been infected
My hovercraft is full of eels
Never kill a customer
Nevertheless I advise you in future to replace the words crunchy frog with the legend crunchyroll unbound real dead frog if you want to avoid prosecution
Nipples rose dramatically during the morning by mid afternoon while teeth clenched on but it remains firm
No can it snow robbins know nothing cheese vegetables I can't buy that it's torn
No don't talk to me like that's a lion boss said
No I expect our weapon this applies applies anfisa
No i'm not going to class now nothing in my suitcase now now watches cameras radio sauce yes four watch is no no no one one watch no no no no no no watch it all no precision watch is now
No it's people like you what cause unrest
No man will be derbyshire light infantry entertainers with a precision display of bad temper
No no fair lady the rest was too smutty now with my wife while I left three to me awhile from shakespeare 's gay boys in bondage
No no no no you loopy properly make
No no other pregnancy penguin penguin penguin
No OK you're bloody pusillanimous behavior makes me vomit
No two people three people have just fallen passed out window plus we've already oh yeah
No well we don't have a right to be bugged by television for two case the well known dutch author patch to save time I should add that we don't have probably planted by dolphins or farmborough slud...
Nobody expects the power button
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition #spanish inquisition #monty python #unexpected
Not managing director of conquistadors seems this morning and he's very unhappy with your campaign fairly unhappy fact he shot himself by police are extremely well
Not only been here three years so in three years you spotted no camp yes in only three years of her life or prepare five i've been camel spotting for just the seven years
Not that silly
Note the huge vested typist in the background
Nudge Nudge #hint #take a hint #reminder #subtle reminder
Oh god triple fracture right leg dislocated collarbone and multiple head injuries so I do most of the heavy work
Oh i'm sorry just one moment and is this a five minute argument or the full half hour
Oh it's alright input the dead indian in the spare room on top there done
Oh my
Oh this is futile that isn't my favorite good argument you didn't know you came here for an argument
Oh wicked wicked wicked I don't know what i'm eating out of it that's not that's not that's not say no more
Oh yeah you know
Oh you do fun anymore
One time I had someone who was beautiful and young and I am free whatever happened to her he divorced her and married maine
Or I can say if I did it
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Or we could currently be delicious with a few french fries bit of brookline stuff in delicious
Per pound your slimy toilet bowl cover pool sire
Phone is determine it's just that most of the members in stafford sure feel whole things a bit silly
Please excuse my wife she may appear to be a rather nasty but underneath she has a heart of formica