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Home > Monty Python's Flying Circus -...
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All right.
And a letter here from my mother
And so on
And still no sign of mr. neutron.
AND THAT'S A FALSE FEELER, MARCUS.
And took a bus to the airport.
APPARENTLY, SIR, THERE IS A PLAN
Because I asked you to?
Brilliant!
BUT I THINK IT SHOULD NOT INTERFERE WITH THE PROGRAM
BUT PRATT AND Z. PRATT DUG IN
By the name of teddy salad.
Caribou gorn.
CHRIS, THANK GOD YOU'RE SAFE.
COME ON, PLEASE TRY SOME.
De la boite de mur dans esher road
DEEP DOWN INSIDE
Descend from the sky onto these
Do you understand that?
Doctor at bee!
Expensive designer
Finding laughter and fun wherever they go.
For he was likely, had he been put on
Free of charge.
Frightfully damn pretty.
FROM NOW ON, THERE IS ONLY ONE MONTGOLFIER BROTHER
FULL OF BITS AND PIECES OF BALLOONS.
GEORGE III
GEORGE III
GEORGE III
Get me moscow, peking, and shanklin, isle of wight!
GLADYS, WHERE ARE TOUPEES NOW?
GOOD LUCK FOR TOMORROW
Haddock!
HALF AN INCH...
HAVE ENJOYED IT TOO.
He was better when the head came off, mr. gabriello.
Hey!
Hold it, hold it! lay off, lay off, lay off.
How does your "anything goes" go?
Huh? what was that?
I AM NOT WEARING A TOUPEE.
I SAID AGAINST THE CLOCK.
I submit that this is totally irrelevant
I WANT TO COMPLAIN.
I want you to help me
I want... I want three full scale global nuclear alerts
I wanted to listen to that.
I WAS JUST THINKING
I...
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, HEN.
I'M NOT GOING TO CLEAN IT OUT.
I'M SORRY IT'S ON FIRE.
If only we could have a decent day tomorrow.
If we don't, they will!
IN FACT, IT WAS SOMETHING EVEN MORE INTERESTING.
Incidentally, these are going to be some of the most expensive
Is it born in a moment of bliss?
IS PRICED FIVE POUNDS
IT'S ALL A MISTAKE.
IT'S CALLED "OZYMANDIAS."
IT'S ILLEGAL.
It's queen victoria from queen victoria
Jimmy?
JUST AFTER "BALLCOCK" AND JUST BEFORE "BANG."
Just like their mother.
LOOK AT THIS NUMBER SIX
MICHAEL ELLIS.
MRS. McWONG'S BEEN ON THE PHONE.
MY HEART ACHES
No, I just like the word.
No, no, I think you're wrong there, des.
No, no.
NO, YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT, WOULD YOU?
NO.
NORTH! PLEASE!
NOT AT ALL, SIR.
NOW, MR. BYSSHE...
Oh, dear...
Oh, hello, mr. n.
OH, I THINK THEY'RE IN SURGICAL APPLIANCES NOW.
OH, NO, PLEASE.
OH, THE TOUPEE HALL.
Oh, uh... he's a... he's a hen teaser.
PUBLISHED BY THE BBC TO COINCIDE WITH THE SERIES.
QUITE FRANKLY, THE ONLY BIT I LIKED WAS
Right in the how's your father.
RIGHT, WELL, I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.
Right.
Shut up!
Sir, he's not in washington, sir.
So anyway, you've got the girl on the bed
So I said he could sleep with us.
SO, ON WE GO.
SOME OF THE PERFORMANCE THAT WON THEM THE AWARD
STATIONERY, LEATHER GOODS, NASAL INJURIES
Sure
TENNISBALL.
Thank you, anouk.
THANK YOU, O'TOOLE.
That's ordinary cabbages, is it?
THE CLARET IS IN THE DECANTER.
THE DINING ROOM, RIGHT?
The endemic disease about which no one knows more
The federal egg answering room
Three quarter badger, ex bigamist n**** preacher
To see some rather wet items in the regions.
WAS A LITTLE OVERDONE
We chased a few reindeer.
We need nothing, for there is something
WE SHALL HAVE A STATE BANQUET AT ST. JAMES'S PALACE.
Well, we think this mr. neutron
What I want to know
What the hell is going...?
WHAT TIME ARE YOU COMING BACK TONIGHT?
What? what?
WHAT'S THAT ONE?
WHO ASCENDED TO A HEIGHT OF SEVEN MILES IN 1862
YES, I'M THE MANAGER.
YES, IT'S WONDERFUL.
Yes, she's gorn off
Yes?
Yes?
You want teddy salad?
You were great, champ, do you hear?
Your aunt lavinia's croquet hoops.
"AND WHEN HE HAD BUILT UP CEDRON
"WHERE COULD MARY BE?
( all laugh sarcastically )
( crashing )
( dish shatters )
( laughter )
( music ends with fart )
( rings bell )
( screeching )
( screeching softly )
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