Monty Python's Flying Circus - Season 4 Edit

All right.

And a letter here from my mother

And so on

And still no sign of mr. neutron.

AND THAT'S A FALSE FEELER, MARCUS.

And took a bus to the airport.

APPARENTLY, SIR, THERE IS A PLAN

Because I asked you to?

Brilliant!

BUT I THINK IT SHOULD NOT INTERFERE WITH THE PROGRAM

BUT PRATT AND Z. PRATT DUG IN

By the name of teddy salad.

Caribou gorn.

CHRIS, THANK GOD YOU'RE SAFE.

COME ON, PLEASE TRY SOME.

De la boite de mur dans esher road

DEEP DOWN INSIDE

Descend from the sky onto these

Do you understand that?

Doctor at bee!

Expensive designer

Finding laughter and fun wherever they go.

For he was likely, had he been put on

Free of charge.

Frightfully damn pretty.

FROM NOW ON, THERE IS ONLY ONE MONTGOLFIER BROTHER

FULL OF BITS AND PIECES OF BALLOONS.

GEORGE III

GEORGE III

GEORGE III

Get me moscow, peking, and shanklin, isle of wight!

GLADYS, WHERE ARE TOUPEES NOW?

GOOD LUCK FOR TOMORROW

Haddock!

HALF AN INCH...

HAVE ENJOYED IT TOO.

He was better when the head came off, mr. gabriello.

Hey!

Hold it, hold it! lay off, lay off, lay off.

How does your "anything goes" go?

Huh? what was that?

I AM NOT WEARING A TOUPEE.

I SAID AGAINST THE CLOCK.

I submit that this is totally irrelevant

I WANT TO COMPLAIN.

I want you to help me

I want... I want three full scale global nuclear alerts

I wanted to listen to that.

I WAS JUST THINKING

I...

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, HEN.

I'M NOT GOING TO CLEAN IT OUT.

I'M SORRY IT'S ON FIRE.

If only we could have a decent day tomorrow.

If we don't, they will!

IN FACT, IT WAS SOMETHING EVEN MORE INTERESTING.

Incidentally, these are going to be some of the most expensive

Is it born in a moment of bliss?

IS PRICED FIVE POUNDS

IT'S ALL A MISTAKE.

IT'S CALLED "OZYMANDIAS."

IT'S ILLEGAL.

It's queen victoria from queen victoria

Jimmy?

JUST AFTER "BALLCOCK" AND JUST BEFORE "BANG."

Just like their mother.

LOOK AT THIS NUMBER SIX

MICHAEL ELLIS.

MRS. McWONG'S BEEN ON THE PHONE.

MY HEART ACHES

No, I just like the word.

No, no, I think you're wrong there, des.

No, no.

NO, YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT, WOULD YOU?

NO.

NORTH! PLEASE!

NOT AT ALL, SIR.

NOW, MR. BYSSHE...

Oh, dear...

Oh, hello, mr. n.

OH, I THINK THEY'RE IN SURGICAL APPLIANCES NOW.

OH, NO, PLEASE.

OH, THE TOUPEE HALL.

Oh, uh... he's a... he's a hen teaser.

PUBLISHED BY THE BBC TO COINCIDE WITH THE SERIES.

QUITE FRANKLY, THE ONLY BIT I LIKED WAS

Right in the how's your father.

RIGHT, WELL, I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.

Right.

Shut up!

Sir, he's not in washington, sir.

So anyway, you've got the girl on the bed

So I said he could sleep with us.

SO, ON WE GO.

SOME OF THE PERFORMANCE THAT WON THEM THE AWARD

STATIONERY, LEATHER GOODS, NASAL INJURIES

Sure

TENNISBALL.

Thank you, anouk.

THANK YOU, O'TOOLE.

That's ordinary cabbages, is it?

THE CLARET IS IN THE DECANTER.

THE DINING ROOM, RIGHT?

The endemic disease about which no one knows more

The federal egg answering room

Three quarter badger, ex bigamist n**** preacher

To see some rather wet items in the regions.

WAS A LITTLE OVERDONE

We chased a few reindeer.

We need nothing, for there is something

WE SHALL HAVE A STATE BANQUET AT ST. JAMES'S PALACE.

Well, we think this mr. neutron

What I want to know

What the hell is going...?

WHAT TIME ARE YOU COMING BACK TONIGHT?

What? what?

WHAT'S THAT ONE?

WHO ASCENDED TO A HEIGHT OF SEVEN MILES IN 1862

YES, I'M THE MANAGER.

YES, IT'S WONDERFUL.

Yes, she's gorn off

Yes?

Yes?

You want teddy salad?

You were great, champ, do you hear?

Your aunt lavinia's croquet hoops.

"AND WHEN HE HAD BUILT UP CEDRON

"WHERE COULD MARY BE?

( all laugh sarcastically )

( crashing )

( dish shatters )

( laughter )

( music ends with fart )

( rings bell )

( screeching )

( screeching softly )

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