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And the y we talked about this it's an I in happiness there's no y in happiness it's an i
Because when I was young and i'd get an a on a history test or whatever i'd get this good feeling about all the things that I could be and then I never became any of them
Dinosaurs you don't see all these dinosaurs look around look at all these dinosaurs
Hey don't ever let somebody tell you you can't do something not even me all right
If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer i'm gonna tell you that I don't know but I bet you what I know how to find the answer and I will find the answer
It's not valuable you can't sell it anywhere I can't even sell it and it's my job all right
Maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue and maybe we can actually never have it no matter what
People can't do something themselves they wanna tell you you can't do it
Since when do you not like macaroni and cheese since birth
The next day after work we just went to the beach far away from anything everything
There were three blank lines after high school to list more education I didn't need that many lines
This is part of my life story this part is called riding the bus
This part of my life is called being stupid
This part of my life is called paying taxes if you didn't pay'em the government could stick their hands into your bank account and take your money
This part of my life this little part is called happiness
This part of my life wait! this part here it's called running
Wait watch out don't step in the fire we're cavemen we need this fire 'cause there's no electricity and it's cold out here okay
Wayne I need to get that 14 dollars from you
What would you say if a guy walked in for an interview without a shirt on and I hired him what would you say he must've had on some really nice pants
Why not well 'cause some things are fun the first time you do 'em and then not so much the next
Woo! man I got two questions for you what do you do and how do you do it
You got a dream you got to protect it
You know what possibly means like probably no probably means there's a good chance that we're going possibly means we might we might not