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The Pursuit of Happyness

The Pursuit of Happyness

"The Pursuit of Happyness" is a critically acclaimed film released in 2006. Starring Will Smith as Chris Gardner, the movie tells the inspiring true story of a struggling salesman who overcomes immense obstacles to achieve his dream of financial stability and happiness. With his young son Christopher, portrayed by Jaden Smith, by his side, they face homelessness, poverty, and countless hardships.

Directed by Gabriele Muccino, this heartfelt drama captures the resilience and determination of the human spirit, reminding us of the power of never giving up in the face of adversity. The stellar performances by Will Smith and his real-life son create an emotional connection with the audience, emphasizing the importance of family and the sacrifices one is willing to make for a better future.

If you want to relive the touching moments or experience the powerful soundtrack, you can play and download these sounds here. Immerse yourself in the uplifting story and let the melodies and emotions accompany you on your own pursuit of happiness.

A cave?
A company I bought into prior to going to work at Witter.
A couple of doctors' offices.
A few days ago I was presented with a report I'd asked for...
A medical device I sell for a living.
Absolutely.
Actually, I'm on my way to Noe Valley also.
After four months, we had sold all our scanners.
Again, thank you very much, and I'm sorry about the other day.
All right, all right.
All right, but I just... I gotta have some more time... I got my son up in here.
All right, come on. Open him up. Open him up.
All right, come on. We'll push it together.
All right, go ahead.
All right, go to sleep.
All right, here. Come on, come on. Keep up.
All right, I'll paint it myself.
All right, just bring me my son back.
All right, just... All right, take him to the park...
All right, so I'll let you know, Jay.
All right, then we're gonna go sell a bone density scanner.
All right?
All right? I'm just gonna be right there. I'll leave the door open a little bit.
All right.
All right.
All right. Can I have my phone call, please?
All right. One week. And you paint it.
All the information you'll need.
All the rooms are full. It's completely full.
All we gotta do is push this black button right here.
Although we did encounter one math professor at USF...
And a boat came by and said, "Do you need any help?"
And God said, " I sent you two big boats, you dummy."
And he said, " God, why didn't you save me?"
And he said, " No, thank you. God will save me."
And here I was again.
And I hope that we can reschedule for later.
And I made up my mind as a young kid...
And I ran all the way here from the Polk Station, the police station.
And I remember standing there that day...
And I remember thinking.
And I wanted to come up with a story that would demonstrate qualities...
And I'll be able to hear you if you call me.
And if you weren't that guy...
And if you're happy and I'm happy, then that's a good thing, right?
And make no mistake about it, we can turn them around.
And maybe we can actually never have it...
And maybe we're going to the game.
And mountains that go deep and low.
And ours were only an hour, not three like yours.
And so is the almost $80 billion...
And the other doors don't unlock. You have to jimmy it.
And the Y? The Y. We talked about this.
And then I never became any of them.
And Walter Ribbon and his Pacific Bell pension money...
And we face runaway deficits of almost $80 billion...
And what does "possibly" mean?
And you didn't have anything to do with that, okay?
And you have to jimmy that.
And, Mr. Ribbon, I also wanna thank you for giving me the opportunity...
And...
Are you familiar with tax free municipal?
Are you okay? What were you thinking?
Are you ready?
As you can see, I still have a long way to go.
As you can see, we got a hell of lot of applications here, so...
Awesome.
Be care... Go ahead.
Be safe, score a hundred.
Because I'm trying to move a couple guys from...
Because that's the day that I found out...
Because tomorrow's going to be your first day...
Because when I was young...
Because you promised me
Bring back my time machine!
Bring my time machine back!
But Christopher's living with me.
But even doing all this...
But give me strength to climb it
But I bet you what.
But I won't give up No, no
But if you have to have lunch with them, have breakfast with them...
But it's not spelled right.
But lead me, Lord, around it
But she told me she was coming to pick me up today.
But that's not part of the motto, so you're not supposed to learn that.
But that's why I gotta work on the scanner.
But we have to face the truth...
But...
Bye, Christopher.
Bye, Mom.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Can he breathe?
Can I ask you a favour, miss?
Can I say something?
Can I see it?
Can we go to the park today, after?
Can you at least put the dog upstairs in your room or something?
Can you be here in 20 minutes?
Can you beat your little rug when nobody's out here?
Can you spell everything you're thinking of?
Can't talk to you about numbers right now.
Chris Gardner?
Chris Gardner.
Chris Gardner.
Chris Gardner. Chris Gardner. Good to see you again.
Chris Gardner. Pleasure.
Chris, I don't know how you did it dressed as a garbage man...
Chris, you got five bucks? I left my wallet upstairs.
Chris! Chris! Don't jerk me around, okay, Chris?
Chris.
Chris. Chris, just come back when it's working.
Chris. Come.
Christmas stuff.
Christopher.
Christopher. Christopher. Come here.
Christopher's living with me!
Christopher's staying with me.
Come on, come on, Rodney. Come on. Let's go. Get out of line.
Come on, come on.
Come on, don't do this to me. Don't...
Come on, finish up.
Come on, I'm jimmying it.
Come on, man.
Come on, you can have one. Which one?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Dad, listen to this.
Dad, look at me!
Dad, wait! Dad!
Dad, we need to get it!
Dad, when's Mom coming back?
Dad, when's Mom coming back?
Dad, why did we move to a motel?
Dad!
Dad!
Dad! Dad! Dad!
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Dad.
Deborah, someone's asking for you.
Did Mom leave because of me?
Did you hear what I said? Did you hear me?
Did you pay the taxes?
Did you...? Have you seen Linda and Christopher?
Didn't you ever want to have a home of your own like other people?
Do you like it?
Do you mind if I leave this here with you just for five minutes?
Do you remember that rent is due next week?
Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
Doesn't seem to be functioning right now.
Don't do that. You can get hurt.
Don't ever let somebody tell you...
Don't expect to solve it easily.
Don't move! Stop this...! Stop the train!
Don't step in the fire. We're cavemen.
Don't take my son away from me again.
Don't talk to me like that, Linda.
Don't you walk away from me when I'm talking to you. Do you hear me?
Don't... Don't even think something like that.
Dr. Telm can't get back to meet you. I'm sorry.
During these 20 years, our population has only increased by 23.3 percent...
Eat.
Eight hundred thousand in commission dollars.
Everybody wears cowboy hats. And a ten gallon's a big hat.
Everything.
Excuse me, did Linda and Christopher come in here?
Excuse me, sir. Where are you going, please?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Thank you.
Far away from anything.
Far away from buses and noise...
Favours for Frakesh, our office manager. All day.
Feeling underrated and unappreciated.
First in your class in school?
Five is lovely. Thank you. Thank you.
Fourteen's a number.
Get out of line, both of you. Both of you.
Get the hell out of here, then, Linda.
Get the hell out of here. Christopher's staying with me.
Get them over to us.
Get up. Stand up. Come on.
Get your stuff. Get your stuff. Get it.
Getting nervous?
Give it here.
Give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss.
Give me strength to climb it
Go ahead. Get in.
Go get your things. Go.
Go pay more at other daycare if you don't like Navy TV.
Go.
Good afternoon, my name is Chris Gardner. I'm calling from Dean Witter.
Good job.
Good morning to you, sir. My name is Chris Gardner.
Good.
Good. We couldn't be happier.
Goodbye and good riddance.
Green?
Had to go to college to be a stockbroker, huh?
Hang on to these. I have backups in my desk.
Have you already started learning on your own?
He called the English "the disturbers of our harmony."
He can stay here, but you have to find someplace else to go.
He doesn't know where it is, though.
He must've had on some really nice pants.
He said it was a time machine.
He said, " No, thank you. God will save me."
He should be with his mom.
He sliced in front of him in line.
He travels in the past with this machine and...
He wasn't chosen. It's not a simple pass fail.
He's been waiting outside the front of the building...
Hello, Chris Gardner calling for Mr. Walter Hobb.
Hello, Mr. Ronald Fryer.
Hello, sir. My name's Chris Gardner. I'm calling from Dean Witter.
Hello?
Here is a dollar and I'll give you more money when I come back out.
Here it is. Here's a cave. Come on.
Here you go. We gotta make sure Captain America's warm in there.
Here's my number. Call me, okay?
Hey, asshole. Are you all right, asshole?
Hey, Chris.
Hey, Chris.
Hey, Dad, listen to this. Knock, knock.
Hey, Dad. I'm going pro.
Hey, did you hear what I said? Stop it.
Hey, do you have five minutes?
Hey, don't you ever take my son away from me again.
Hey, everybody. We have four spots left, and that's all.
Hey, get back here!
Hey, hey! Wait! Wait!
Hey, let them win a round.
Hey, listen. I need the rent.
Hey, man, I...
Hey, man, you're missing a shoe.
Hey, Mom.
Hey, now you can call me Jay. We'll talk to you soon.
Hey, Roy. Roy!
Hey, wake up.
Hey, what's happening, man?
Hey, why don't you just put that in your car?
Hey, yeah, how you doing?
Hey, you guys wanna come with us?
Hey, you just got hit by a car. Go to the hospital.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't move! Don't move! Stay...!
Hey! Stop it! Hey!
Hey! Wait!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Come on, let's go.
Hey. Hey, where are you going?
Hold that bus! Hold the bus!
Holly.
Holy cow.
Hoss Cartwright on Bonanza.
How about we share a ride?
How are you getting along?
How are you, sir? Chris Gardner. Dean Witter.
How are you? Good morning.
How did he know that?
How did he know to put the "pursuit" part in there?
How is somebody just gonna just take my money?
How many times have you seen Chris?
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
I almost forgot.
I came from work, I got my son.
I can give you a few minutes before the 49ers.
I can't even sell it, and it's my job. All right? Be right back.
I can't remember her name, but her face was so...
I can't wait anymore.
I didn't need that many lines.
I don't know, Christopher.
I don't know. One too many, apparently.
I don't know. Some place from before.
I don't mind.
I don't need you to tell me about my sales calls, Linda.
I don't understand.
I don't want you shooting this ball all day and night.
I even asked the landlord to take a picture.
I got a green light from Walter Ribbon...
I got here on time. I was in line.
I got hit by a car.
I got it.
I got painters coming in.
I got three of them before the damn office is even open.
I gotta get back to the '60s, man. That's what I wanna do.
I gotta go.
I guess they want us to go to sleep.
I guess.
I had an interview at Dean Witter for an internship...
I had to do in six hours what they do in nine.
I had to finish quickly.
I have a meeting in there and I don't wanna carry that...
I have my things together, and I'm taking our son...
I have to go somewhere.
I helped you move.
I hope so.
I just had to show him I was good with numbers and good with people.
I know how to find the answer, and I will find the answer.
I know that.
I know you'll take care of him, Chris.
I know.
I know. I have got to go to Oakland.
I learned to finish my work quickly.
I like you, but there's not a chance I'm gonna let you direct our fund.
I made my list for my birthday.
I mean that.
I mean, he could watch television at home.
I mean, I'm... You know, I'm just this office.
I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old.
I need my money. I need my money.
I need my money. I need my money. I need my money right now.
I need to go.
I needed to sell at least two scanners a month for rent and daycare.
I realized that by not hanging up the phone...
I really appreciate it and I'd be very pleased to accept your invitation.
I really have to go, Chris.
I remember that day.
I said possibly we're going to the game.
I should have him, right?
I spent our entire life savings on these things.
I still remember that moment.
I struggled with the essay question on the back. What did you write?
I submitted an application for the intern programme about a month ago...
I swear I will fill your spot. I promise.
I talked to Mom earlier. Everything's fine, okay?
I think I got stung by a bee.
I thought I didn't owe you that now.
I thought I'd catch you on the way in. I'd love the opportunity to discuss...
I thought I'd wear a shirt today.
I told you. Because I'm getting a better job.
I trust you.
I trust you. I trust you.
I wanna go home.
I want you to know that I do not take that for granted.
I wanted to drop this off personally and make your acquaintance.
I was broke.
I was here first. They told me that we had to be on time.
I was here on time. We were here on time!
I was painting my apartment.
I was smart back then, so they called me Ten Gallon Head.
I was waiting for Witter Resource head Jay Twistle...
I was wondering if... Yeah, Osteo National.
I was... I was...
I... Sacramento.
I'd have to sell one more...
I'll be able to hear you if you call me.
I'll bring him back around 6.
I'll bring this back.
I'll get you!
I'll let you hang on to my car for the weekend.
I'll pick him up from daycare tomorrow.
I'll remember that next time.
I'll see you soon.
I'll talk to you later.
I'll tell you what. Come on by day after tomorrow, in the morning.
I'm afraid that's all we can do for you. See, this is a satellite office.
I'm calling from Dean Witter.
I'm calling from Dean Witter.
I'm certain that I could be of some assistance to you.
I'm Chris Gardner.
I'm Chris Gardner. I have an appointment with Mr. Ribbon.
I'm fine. Listen, do you still wanna come in and talk?
I'm going pro.
I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to New York.
I'm gonna get that for you.
I'm gonna get that to you.
I'm gonna go down and see about this, and I'm gonna do it during the day.
I'm gonna go out there.
I'm gonna go right... You can just...
I'm gonna leave the door open. I'll be right up the stairs.
I'm gonna need to take you with me this weekend.
I'm gonna put the phone down.
I'm gonna stop by a brokerage firm after work.
I'm gonna try to get home by 6.
I'm his mom, you know?
I'm in a competitive internship at Dean Witter.
I'm leaving. Chris, I'm leaving.
I'm not jerking you around, Ralph, all right? I'm gonna get it.
I'm okay?
I'm sorry. Guess I shouldn't laugh, should I?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This thing's impossible.
I'm supposed to present commodities to Bromer. Could you move my car?
I'm taking my son, Tim. My 12 year old.
I'm telling you, no one can.
I'm the type of person...
I'm tired.
I'm trying to cross the street.
I've been pulling double shifts for four months now, Chris.
I've been sitting there for the last half hour...
I've had a few ideas already, absolutely.
I've seen an old friend of mine. Do you mind?
If I sold them all, maybe we might get by.
If it's red in the centre, that's the red side.
If you back out, you know what I'll look like to the partners?
If you didn't pay them...
If you want something, go get it. Period.
In a couple weeks, you'll get call sheets...
In order not to waste any time...
Is it dry now?
Is that all?
Is that fair enough?
It can't be too late. That's my money.
It gave a slightly denser picture than an x ray for twice the money.
It looks like it works around a swivel, so the centre pieces never move.
It means that we're not going to the game.
It seemed we were doing good.
It seemed we were making it.
It takes a few seconds.
It was a small town.
It was a way to another place.
It was right then that I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson...
It was such a revolutionary machine.
It was the 25th of September.
It'll be right over there.
It's a portable bone density scanner.
It's a puzzle measuring just 3 inches by 3 inches on each side...
It's a time machine, isn't it?
It's an evaluation tool we use to separate applicants.
It's an I in "happiness." There's no Y in "happiness." It's an I.
It's been four months, Wayne.
It's for adults. Chris can't use it. She didn't know.
It's half what you pay here.
It's more comfortable. You wanna go?
It's my $14! Go get my money!
It's not a time machine.
It's not a time machine.
It's not actually a box. It's, you know, a private section.
It's promised in the Bible. Pa says we'll find it some day.
It's unnecessary and expensive.
It's written as P P Y, but it's supposed to be an I in "happiness."
Jay says you're pretty determined.
Jay Twistle in the main office, he oversees Witter Resources.
Just a moment.
Just Christopher and me.
Just for the night.
Just give me a second. I'm sure I'm gonna be able to figure it out.
Just go get happy.
Just keep him for the night and I'm... And... Just one night.
Just move it to the other side. They're street sweeping. There's spaces.
Just sell what's in your contract. Get us out of that business.
Just until I can fix this and sell it.
Last year, we had an intern score a 96.4 percent on the written exam.
Let me ask you something. Are you happy?
Let me run up and grab that for you, Mr. Frohm.
Let me see if I can find you an application for our internship.
Let's get ready for bed. Hey, put your plate in the sink.
Let's go.
Let's go. Get your stuff.
Like I said, this part of my life is called "Being Stupid."
Linda, that is what I am trying to do.
Linda?
Linda.
Linda.
Linda. Linda.
Listen, Chris. I need you out of here in the morning.
Listen, I... That's all the money that I have.
Listen, I'm going to Noe Valley, Chris.
Listen, we can drive around all day. I don't believe you can do this.
Listen, we'll get out of your way.
Listen, whatever happens...
Look around. Look at all these dinosaurs.
Look at that.
Look, I can't get Christopher today.
Look, I'll still be putting money in the office, then, all right?
Look, I'm on my way right now. Are you all right with Christopher?
Look, Linda, relax.
Look, why don't you let me do this? All right, just relax. Okay?
Lord, don't move that mountain
Make every side the same colour.
Man, I got two questions for you:
May seem like a strange word to be in that document...
Maybe we can go and have Social Services pick him up.
Met some guys at a ball game, got some cards. I've been working.
Mom left because of Mom.
Moons hits a three pointer at 17 seconds left.
Mr. Gardner.
Mr. Twistle, listen. This is a very important...
My burdens, they get so heavy
My Captain America!
My circumstances have changed some...
My name is Chris Gardner calling for Mr. Michael Anderson.
My nickname.
My sister's boyfriend...
Next week we'll owe three months.
Nice to meet you, Chris. Give me a call.
Nine.
No warning. Nothing.
No, "probably" means there's a good chance that we're going.
No, I can't spend the night here.
No, I gotta be at CAL Bank at 4, and I'm late.
No, I gotta go to Oakland. Well, maybe, we'll see.
No, I'm gonna have to file an extension.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, no, no!
No, no, no. I'm gonna be right outside the door.
No, sir, that's it.
No, sir. Ten minute break.
No, thank you.
No!
No! No! No!
No.
No. Jacket and tie.
No. Lion.
Nobody who?
Not an astronaut?
Not even a reasonable promise of a job.
Not even me.
Now, here's your bulb, and there's your ferrite core inductor.
Now, that's funny. I like that one.
Now!
Of course.
Oh, Chris.
Oh, come on. What's that?
Oh, excuse me...
Oh, it's an Osteo National bone density scanner.
Oh, man, I remember mine.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, no, you don't, Chris. I'm back on at 7.
Oh, no!
Oh, yeah, thanks. Thank you.
Oh, yeah. Lion, lion, lion.
Oh, yeah. Oh, wow, you really messed it up.
Oh, you just missed him.
Okay, baby.
Okay, let's take a break. Be back in 10.
Okay, next time. All right, I'm gonna hold you to that.
Okay, no problem at all, sir. Thank you very much.
Okay, thank you very much.
Okay, thank you, sir.
Okay, well, that's smart. Yeah, make a list.
Okay, yes, thank you.
Okay?
Okay? It's not valuable. You can't sell it anywhere.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
One day, a man was drownding in the water.
One got the job.
One hundred, 20, 40, 60, 80, 200.
One hundred, 200, 20, 40, 45, 46...
One intern was hired at the end of the programme from a pool of 20.
One, two, three!
Open, open, open!
Parking tickets?
People can't do something themselves...
Please don't move That stumbling block
Please stand clear of the doors.
Please! He should've paid you!
Point blank, Dean Witter needs to be managing your retirement portfolio.
Pop out, get a quick bite and then back in there for board prep.
Probably not.
Questions I had. Whether all this was good.
Rachel, get Ristuccia on the phone for me, please.
Really, I think you're gonna be blown away.
Really?
Right here, right here. Go, go, go.
Right here.
Right. We can still...? Half an hour?
Rumour has it you signed 31 accounts for us from Pacific Bell.
Salesman to intern's backwards.
See? That's all I ever do.
Seems hard to bear
Seems like a time machine.
Shelby coming around the mountain When she comes
Shelby who?
Should be here soon.
Since birth?
Since when do you not like macaroni and cheese?
Sir, I have a job interview at Dean Witter at 10: 15 tomorrow morning.
So basically, you want nobody's hands in your pockets but your own?
So did you finish the whole thing, or you have to go somewhere?
So far, so good, Chris.
So go ahead, say goodbye to it, because I'm coming back without it.
So how many...
So I gotta get Christopher home, feed him, bathe him...
So I'm going to New York, Chris.
So I'm gonna go see about what job they got down there.
So I'm gonna stand out in my programme.
So I'm used to being in a position where I have to make decisions and...
So if I lost one, it was like losing a month's groceries.
So if it's yellow in the centre, that's the yellow side.
So one more day.
So the truth is...
So they got me going out there golfing.
So welcome.
So when I was in the Navy, I worked for a doctor...
So you hurry up. There's a line.
So, you know, come on, relax. Enjoy the game. Go, go, go!
Some of you are here because you know somebody.
Some of you are here because you think you're somebody.
Somebody stole a scanner. I had to run the old girl down...
Sometimes when we're moving at night...
Sometimes you can hear them laughing...
Sorry I couldn't make it home on time.
Sorry.
Stockbroker.
Stop him!
Stop him!
Stop it, you son of a bitch!
Stop it! Break it up! Break it up!
Stop it! Shut up! Shut up!
Stop it.
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Sure.
Take care of yourself.
Team playing, something. And I couldn't think of anything.
Tell him I love him, okay?
Thank you for the opportunity to discuss it with you.
Thank you for your time. I appreciate it.
Thank you very much for inviting me into the programme.
Thank you very much for your business.
Thank you very much. Bye bye.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks anyway. Very much.
Thanks, Chris.
That deficit is larger than the entire federal budget in 1957.
That maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue.
That means interest, right?
That person's gonna be the guy...
That seems like a time machine. It's a time machine. Take me with you.
That was my stolen machine.
That'd really help me out. It's on Samson, half block, silver Caprice.
That's 200 yards.
That's an adult word to show anger and other things.
That's it for today. Come back tomorrow.
That's it. Just keep heading out. Come back tomorrow.
That's it. No more.
That's it. That's the room quota.
That's just not gonna happen anytime soon, buddy.
That's kind of the way it works, you know. I was below average.
That's mine.
That's not the Navy.
That's what happens when you're always in a rush.
That's... It's $650. I'll have it in the next month.
The 1200 building is Medley Industrial and Sanko Oil.
The 22 home.
The building across the street is Lee Ray Shipping.
The doors are closing.
The federal budget is out of control.
The gorilla?
The guy said it was a time machine. It's not a time machine. He was wrong.
The hell am I supposed to be out of here tomorrow?
The important thing about that freedom train...
The message is:
The next day, after work...
The only resource I would have for six months...
The problem is...
The programme took just 20 people every six months.
Then another boat came by. Said, "Do you need any help?"
Then catch the bus by 4 to the place where they can't spell "happiness."
Then he drowned, and he went to heaven.
Then the cross town.
Then, possibly, we'll go to the football game.
There was a beautiful girl in that class.
There was no salary.
There were three blank lines after "high school" to list more education.
There's dust and shit all over.
There's no more space. You gotta head out.
There's no parking near hospitals.
There's one guy in here who's gonna be somebody.
They all looked so damn happy to me.
They'd stay till 7, but I had Christopher.
They're at PacBell, and I'm trying to bring them over...
This could be an ant farm. This could be a microscope or anything.
This guy, he has a time machine.
This is all I got.
This is as far as I've gotten on mine.
This is Chris Gardner calling for Dr. Delsey.
This is going to be your bible.
This is Jim Finnerty reporting for KJSF in Richmond.
This is part of my life story.
This is the way to watch a football game here.
This is what I'm trying to do for my family...
This little cube is the gift sensation of 1981.
This machine...
This part is called "Riding the Bus."
This part of my life is called "Being Stupid."
This part of my life is called "Internship."
This part of my life is called "Paying Taxes."
This part of my life...
This part of my life...
This way.
Thomas Jefferson mentions happiness a couple times...
Time to get up, man.
To get in line at Glide by 5.
To Golden Gate after daycare tomorrow.
Today it is 75 billion.
Tomorrow.
Tonight.
Tonight.
Trees. What else?
Trusting a hippie girl with my scanner. Why did I do that?
Try and sleep. It's late.
Try Glide Memorial. The building books up at 5.
Twenty years ago, in 1960...
Twenty, 30, 40, 50.
Twenty. One, two, three, four.
Two hundred and fifty dollars. Four more weeks of oxygen.
Two... A couple of blocks.
Unless she was with a guy who sold them too.
Unless you wanna sleep in a room with me for the rest of your life.
Until one day...
Wait a minute. Where you wanna go?
Wait!
Wait. Come on, come on.
Walter Ribbon's office.
Wanna push it?
Watch your back! Look out.
Wayne, I need to get that $14 from you.
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne.
Wayne!
Wayne!
Wayne!
We all have to deal with mountains.
We can go back to the cave if you like.
We didn't do world markets, didn't bother with taxes...

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