Peter Dickson - Voiceover Man Edit

Ace.

All right, stop, collaborate and listen. Peter's back with a brand new invention.

All the signs point to yes.

All things considered, my reply is no.

And Peter's special prize?

Answer The Ruddy phone, will you?

Answer The Ruddy phone, will you?

As I see it, yes.

Ask again later, but I really can't be arsed.

Attention attention your wife is calling. Your wife is calling. Better answer this call quickly. Attention, your wife is calling.

Attention attention, your phone is about to self destruct if you do not answer within 10 seconds, I will be forced to delete all of your numbers, including the secret one that you hide from your bo...

Attention attention, your phone is about to self destruct if you do not answer within 10 seconds, I will be forced to delete all of your numbers, including the secret one that you hide from your gi...

Attention attention, your phone is about to self destruct if you do not answer within 10 seconds, I will be forced to delete all of your numbers, including the secret one that you hide from your hu...

Attention attention, your phone is about to self destruct if you do not answer within 10 seconds, I will be forced to delete all of your numbers, including the secret one that you hide from your wife.

Attention please. Attention please. Your mother-in-law is calling. Do not answer this phone.

Attention, attention, your boyfriend is calling. Better pretend you're still at work.

Attention, attention, your girlfriend is calling. Better pretend you're still at work.

Attention, attention. It's that man you owe money to do not answer your phone. I sat. Do not answer your phone.

Beam me up, Scotty.

Beep beep. Beep beep beep, Ruddy beep. Yes, I'm that annoying alarm clock that just won't shut up.

Beep beep. Beep. Beep beep. Ruddy beep.

Beep. Beep, beep, beep. It's time to get out of your bad it's dull day. What the hell are you waiting for, you Muppet?

Boyakasha.

Calm down, calm down.

Come Ed.

Day 2 Do, don't they do.

Excuse me squire, this is how it works. I ring you answer for goodness sake, pick it up.

Excuse me, excuse me. Yes, hello. Yes, excuse me. It's your phone. It's me. I'm ringing. Pick me up.

Fo shizzle my nizzle.

Give me an ah, give me an I. Give me an an. What have you got? Written of course. Yes, yes Rin, sorry about that. Goodbye.

Good morning to you, Squire. Get out of your lazy bed and start your day. It's time for work.

Hello, it's me. Your phone. I'm in your bag with the fam fresh and oversized lipstick. Aren't you going to answer me?

Hello. Hello. Excuse me. Yes, you see, this is how it normally works. I ring drawing attention to myself. You answer and speak. Sorry if it's a bit obvious.

Hello. Hello. This is your phone speaking. It's lonely being a phone, especially when no one picks you up. Speak to me.

Hey everyone look at me. I put my phone on extra loud so you would know that I have a friend. A friend.

Hey, it's me. Stop what you're doing and pay attention. I'm your phone and I'm Rutty ringing my heart out.

Higher than a.

Higher.

Hmm. Don't count on it, squire.

I ain't getting on no plane.

I cannot predict the answer with any certainty.

I have a friend who lives there.

I think you should, but you ain't seen me, right?

I'll tell you what, if it's up there, I'll give you the money myself.

If I did this noise, would you stay in bed? Ah. Well, I don't know about you, but I certainly feel better.

If you are listening to this then you have found my lost phone. Please look in the contact section for a contact called lost and found to find my address. Please do return it to me. Thank you.

In 2.

In one.

In seven.

In six.

In the left corner.

In the right corner.

In three.

It is decidedly so.

It's a bullseye.

It's a new car.

It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life. And boy am I feeling Ruddy blue.

It's a speedboat.

It's contestant #1.

It's contestant #2.

It's fast and furious in the ready money round.

It's good, but it's not right.

It's proper bow, I tell thee.

It's Saturday, yes, no work today. So hit that snooze button and have another 5.

It's time to answer the phone.

It's time to answer the phone.

It's time to get out of bed.

Jack.

Keep out of the black and into the red.

King.

Kiss my bad self.

Let me put it this way. It's us, Sir.

Let's look at what you could have won.

Let's put it this way, it's most likely.

Look, just ask nicely, will you? And stop poking me in the Ruddy nose.

Lower than a.

Lower.

My sources say no. Mind you, half of them don't know what day it is.

No, I wouldn't if I were you. Remember what happened last time.

Nothing in this game for two and a bad.

Ohh dear, the outlook is not so good. Sorry about that.

Ohh great dots.

Ohh yes you may rely on it, but don't come crying to me.

Ohh yes, most definitely.

Ohh, ask your mother. She knows everything.

Ohh, I better not tell you now. It'll only ruin your day.

Ohh, it's a three dart finish.

Ohh, will you stop asking stupid questions?

OK, when I go ring, ring, you answer. Ready. Here we go. Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, ring, ring.

Online, too.

Oscar gun I just love it when you punch me in the face like that.

Our survey says.

Out of the board.

Perhaps.

Peter snoring and whistling

Please welcome online one.

Please, your bats.

Points mean prizes.

Queen.

Ring, Ring, Ring, ring, ring, Ruddy ring.

Ring, Ring, Ring, ring, ring, Ruddy ring. Will someone answer this phone?

Ring, ring. Ring. Come on, answer me. Go on. You know you want to.

Ring. Ring, Ring ring, ring. Ring, ring. Will someone answer this phone?

Round 2.

Round 3.

Round 4.

Round 5.

Round 6.

Round 7.

Round 8.

Round 9.

Round one.

Round tan.

Say what you see.

Shamone mother Hubbard.

Sorry, could you ask that again? I was just having a nap.

Super dark.

Take your time.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

The birds are singing, the sun is shining and your bladder is about to burst. So get out of bed and have a Ruddy fantastic day.

The outcome is rather hazy. And try again.

The outlook is good, squad.

This is very doubtful indeed.

This is voice over, man. Get out of bed you lazy sod. It's time to go to work.

Trouble 20.

Turn.

Wake up, for heaven's sake, wake up. You're going to miss the bus.

Wake up, it's Tuesday, Ruddy Tuesday.

Wake up, wake up, hurry up. You'll be late for work.

Wake up, wake up, laugh. It's time to face another day. Just press my button. Go on. You know you want to, you dirty cow.

Wake up, wake up. I think you just wet the bed.

Wake up, wake up. I've been watching you all night, love, and I like what I see. Press my button to make me stop. Ohh yes you little minx. Nice.

Wake up. It's Friday, Roddy Friday.

Wake up. It's Monday, Ruddy Monday.

Wake up. It's Saturday, Ruddy. Saturday.

Wake up. It's Sunday. Ruddy Sunday.

Wake up. It's Thursday. Ruddy Thursday.

Wake up. It's Wednesday. Ruddy Wednesday.

We asked 100 people.

We cannot do it, captain. We don't have the power.

What do you think I am, a Ruddy circus sideshow?

What in the name of Heaven still think you're doing? The day has already begun. Get out of bad, you filthy animal.

Which Ruddy obvious, isn't it?

Who do you think I am, Gypsy Rosalie?

Why? Now? You should have somehow realized what you've got to do.

Without her rotted doubt.

Yahoo. It's me. Your phone.

Yeah, yeah, that sound, mate.

Yes, love.

Yoohoo.

You muppet.

You sad?

You were nothing but your PFH, your bus fare home.

You what?

You're both back in play.

You're right.

Yuck, shamash.

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ああ。 ああ。

はあ。 ああ。