Clarkson's Farm Soundboard Edit

And that means I lost an entire afternoon's farming, because this tractor is. Complicated.

Fucking idiot. If you didn't get the fucking thing stuck, I wouldn't come down here get you stuck now, I'm probably gonna get fucking fall over.

I can't wrestle sheep. It's got me in the testes.

I have absolutely no clue.

I was stuck in a quagmire of my own making.

It's a wetland area. It'll flood onto this bit and create a wetland area for insects.

It's moving. I'm not touching anything and I'm just moving down. Ohh shit. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Shit. Shit.

It's not going well. We're not moving. Come on. We've got no drive. All right, what have I forgotten?

Look at that look right above you, dollar fierce dog.

Look at the ecological work I'm doing here on my way to create. I'd like to describe as a biological supermarket full of many different species.

No, no, come and look and I'll show you that. I'll show you how brilliant it is.

The honeymoon was clearly over.

What the fuck are you doing up here?

Why does everybody shout at me all the time? Literally I get up in the morning and people shout at me.

Yeah, but how do you get a bulldozer down there without damaging the soil?