The Departed Soundboard Edit

All right, only one of us is a copy of Bill.

And I'll forget your grandmother was so nice to me.

Bartenders #fired #dignam #bartenders #two weeks

Billy Costigan orders a cranberry juice #the departed #leonardo dicaprio #billy costigan #violence #alcohol #fight #period

Bottle of scotch and a hand gun #fml #no thanks #not interested #terrible idea

Business transaction #business transaction #departed #frank #china #chinamen #gang

Cocksucker #cock sucker #alec baldwin #departed

Go Fuck Yourself #go fuck yourself #fuck off #screw you #piss off #maybe #the departed #mark wahlberg

I can get you your money. Just ask.

I don't give a fuck. I'd rather hand in my papers first.

I got a question.

I know what you are, OK.

I'll cut your fucking nuts off, you understand that?

I'm concerned about it China, and who thinks it's wise?

I'm the Guy Who Does His Job

I'm The Guy Who Does His Job #get the job done #the guy who does his job #other guy #the departed #departed #mark wahlberg #wahlberg #do work #get it done

I've got this rat #rat #narc #mole #con #cancer #villain #adversary #mouse #the departed

Is there something you want to ask me? #get to the point #beating around the bush #elephant in the room #ask me anything #ama #ask away #the departed

It don’t add inches to your dick #dick #penis #frank #departed #inches

It's an honest question.

It's fantastic.

It’ll put hate in your heart #itll put hate in your heart

Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, OK?

Life sentence #frank #business transaction #the departed #china

Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself #maybe #maybe not #maybe fuck yourself #idk #unsure #the departed

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My theory on Feds is they're like mushrooms #feds are like mushrooms #government #authorities #hacker #rebel #the departed

No ticky no laundry #frank #the departed #china #no ticky #no laundry

The only gas leak is the one coming out of your mouth right now.

This is going to be fucking fun.

Yep, you have different accents.

You wanna smoke #smoke #cigarette #go fuck yourself #the departed #fitness freak