The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008) - Season 2 Edit

A small wedding here.

About having sex with this guy, are you?

Adrian didn't spend the night over there, did she?

After dinner and before breakfast.

Ah. A leave behind. I like that.

Ahem.

Alice, come on. Please, don't be angry with anyone.

All night?

All night?

All right, you start.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Bye.

All right. Fine. How'd your date go last night?

All right. I'll give him a half an hour.

All right. If you do have sex,

All right. If you get tired of him, you know where to find me.

All right. Then I'm angry with both of them.

All right. Well, I guess it's none of my business anyway.

All right. Well, that's good.

Although I think sports medicine

Although if I stay in the meat business,

Amy, it seems like in the past few weeks,

Amy?

Amy? Amy who?

And after that, we just made out. It was great.

And as I recall, you didn't have a whole lot of money.

And be nice.

And being comfortable with yourself and who you are.

And believe me about Chicago, too.

And Betty? Yeah.

And don't call again, okay?

And even a tip.

And from what I heard from her boyfriend, she might be coming home soon.

And he asked me what I was doing tonight.

And he didn't even stay all night

And he fell back asleep, so I put him down in the nursery.

And he loves you.

And he's done well for himself,

And how do you know Griffin?

And I appreciate that, believe me.

And I can't just turn my feelings on and off.

And I care that he was out with my dad's ex wife's daughter.

And I don't say that because you're annoying me.

And I know a lot has happened since then,

And I know what you did.

And I know you were going through the most difficult challenges in your life,

And I like it. I'm going out with him again.

And I'll tell you everything.

And I'm just in such a different place than where I met Ben.

And I'm really excited to be coming over.

And if my friends don't love you,

And if you're gonna be with Madison, Jack, just be with Madison.

And it wasn't actually a date.

And Lauren.

And made it some kind of gooey "we" thing.

And more in an office.

And never knew you cooked.

And not have the whole world talking about it.

And not just Adrian.

And now I'm begging you, could we eat this together?

And people love to talk, so I didn't tell anyone.

And pizza will help?

And she was testing the mattress "

And she's probably just being a friend to Ben

And smelling her.

And tell me what you want

And the driver and the car are free,

And then my dad's mom was Sicilian

And then we could go out, the two of us.

And they give great career guidance

And they help you get into the school.

And who is that guy? And where is Dad?

And why are you just telling me?

And why did Jimmy not bring this in to me?

And yet the dog is not neutered.

And you don't want me to come over

And your mom? From Brooklyn,

And, uh, I think you're beautiful.

Anne asked me to come over. I came over.

Anne told me

Anyway, for for him.

Apparently not.

Apple pie and ice cream. Perfect.

Are you afraid to be alone with me?

Are you funny?

Are you still with Jimmy? No. Why?

Are you worried about the baby

As I recall, I let you take any crap you took a liking to.

As long as we're still broken up.

As many times as it takes.

As soon as he wakes up,

As well as bad about having my dad lie to them,

Ashley.

Ashley's sister.

Asking me if I killed anyone or anything

At least I hope that's not the case.

Backyard

Bad boy! Bad boy!

Bad, bad, bad, bad boy, Whitey!

Be careful out there.

Because

Because he thought Ben would do that.

Because I found out Adrian was over there.

Because I know you're there alone,

Because now, if you ever change your mind about Amy,

Because that's not really failing.

Because there's the two of you, and then there's me.

Because they wouldn't be a threat to me.

Because we're getting married.

Because you two are in love.

Because you two were a half hour late.

Because you were out. You think?

Because you're all depressed about your parents.

Because?

Because? Just making conversation.

Before Old Man Miller had sold it to me.

Before. Back when I was managing the store,

Believe me, George

Ben and Grace?

Ben is out with Grace tonight.

Ben is out with Grace.

Ben went out with Grace Bowman tonight.

Ben went out with Grace last night.

Ben would do that.

Ben. Come in.

Ben's upstairs hanging out,

Better than making out with Ben?

But both sides Italian and Catholic, yeah.

But Grace?

But hate your dog.

But he went right back to sleep.

But he'd like me to go, and I want to go.

But hey, I'm looking forward to my first date

But hot and needy?

But I can drive myself over to your house,

But I don't like that she kissed you, and I'll tell you why.

But I have enough money for dessert,

But I have to say I had a good time.

But I still care about her.

But I was trying to be discreet.

But I would love it if we could be friends.

But I'm madly in love with my wife.

But it seemed to me that

But maybe I'll take one anyway.

But not after 9.

But she has to bring Robbie home.

But thank you for being so considerate.

But the dog, Moose, is another story.

But they seem happy.

But this is new, and it's exciting,

But you were out on a date. What do you care?

But, uh, not gay.

Bye, Grace.

Bye, Jack.

Bye, Mike!

Bye.

Call Ricky. See how John is.

Call us.

Cardiology?

Catholic? Yep.

Ciao.

Come on, buddy, live!

Come on.

Come on. Come here.

Come on. I'll make you guys some breakfast,

Come on. it's too awkward

Daddy will be right in the next room.

Damn. Jack!

Did Mom do that to you?

Did you have sex with him?

Did you know?

Did you want to order dessert, coffee?

Different.

Do I look okay? Uh huh.

Do I?

Do something, Hank. The man's a wreck

Do that, Dad. Please do that

Do you have a dessert menu?

Do you have sex with any of your girlfriends?

Do you know how to use that?

Do you like him better than Ben?

Do you miss Ben? No.

Do you need to talk to them?

Do you want to have dessert here or go somewhere else?

Does everyone in your family have a name

Don't be friends with the guy.

Don't call him. Let him call you

Don't get angry. You said she would not spend the night.

Don't get caught up with Ben and Grace and all that.

Don't go back to all that old stuff

Don't let me interrupt the lecture. He needs one.

Don't screw it up this time

Ecru

Ecru, then.

Especially for that.

Even for telling George that you and I never

Even if it is the third date,

Even though we're just friends now,

Ever killed anyone?

Everyone knows Ben just wants to have sex.

Excuse me?

Fine.

Fine. Just checking.

For the recliner sale? No.

Fun? Yeah.

Give me an hour or two, if you will.

Gladiolas? Because you were so cheap?

Gladiolas.

Go down the side of the house.

Go get some rest. Betty's gonna wanna go shopping.

Go home. Let her come to you.

Go out with us.

Go. You're getting too sisterly now

God! Maybe it's something in the soil. What?

Going out on a date.

Going out with Jimmy is not the same as Ben going out with Grace.

Good looking people have difficulty making friends.

Good morning.

Good night

Good night, John.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Good night. Good night. Nice meeting you.

Good night. Now I'm back, I don't guess

Good.

Great.

Griffin told me you got a backyard.

Guys behave differently around different girls.

Happy to go back.

He asked her out, and she wanted to go out with him.

He convinced me I could make a killing.

He decided to stay in. It's okay.

He doesn't seem like a bad guy.

He got my little Bella pregnant.

He has a baby

He has a mind of his own, like me.

He just did that

He looks okay to me.

He never would've believed me.

He was a perfect gentleman with me.

He woke up a few times,

He's cute.

He's fine

He's fine. We're fine.

He's my cousin. Are you gay?

Hello.

Here you go. It was nice seeing you again, Ashley.

Hey, awesome.

Hey, buddy, what are you doing?

Hey, it's over, and I'm fine with that.

Hey, remember when I used this picture of you

Hey, that's personal stuff in there.

Hey.

Hey. Leaving so soon?

Hey. So it went well?

Hi, Ashley.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

His name is Moose, if you're referring to him. I'm George.

Hmm?

Hold on. I'm coming.

How are you going to go anywhere?

How do you know?

How many times can I drive up there

How much is the pizza?

How much is the pizza?

How old are you?

How was your date, Ames? How was Jimmy?

How's your date going?

However, we made some mistakes

Humping everything that moves,

I I really needed to hear that

I agreed that she could be over there.

I am happy that we broke up, but I still care about him.

I am happy to see you.

I am okay. Go.

I beg your pardon?

I can't believe I've been going out with you this long

I can't believe we've been talking this whole time.

I can't drive with him in the car.

I can't spend the night.

I can't tell whether you're telling the truth or not

I could kiss you.

I could take John home after work,

I did not. And I would tell you if I did.

I didn't do it on purpose.

I didn't know she was gonna tell anyone

I didn't want them to know where I'm going.

I don't have any family here other than Ben,

I don't have money for a pizza.

I don't know about that.

I don't know that I talked her into it.

I don't know, but that's another reason to go to this camp.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Where would we go?

I don't like Adrian.

I don't like surprises. Don't get upset, Alice

I don't mind failing if we try first

I don't think he'll ever drive up there again.

I don't think his ego could take it.

I don't think I should wear white.

I don't think that it's a good time for me to come back.

I don't think your friends and family

I don't think.

I don't understand

I don't want to have sex while I'm in high school.

I drove.

I feel so special.

I figured you might be happy to see me.

I forgot that you might still talk to Jack.

I got my license yesterday, and I had a date with a girl

I got my license yesterday.

I got no problem with gay,

I guess we could try to be friends

I had a really nice time.

I had to at least think about it.

I had to lie to them.

I have a screening room here. Then we'll stay here.

I have no idea.

I hope you enjoy it this time.

I just I want to feel normal tonight.

I just don't think it's a good idea.

I just don't think we're good as boyfriend girlfriend.

I just don't think we're good together.

I just don't want you to annoy that guy.

I just hope Moose comes home soon. He ran off with some dog.

I just wanted this to be our night

I kind of mentioned that you were out with Ben to Madison, that's all.

I knew they would be.

I know heart disease is a big issue for women,

I know how to use it.

I know it runs in the family.

I know it runs in the family.

I know she has to take care of my grandmother,

I know that.

I know that. You have to put it on the banana first, right?

I know the guy, okay?

I know what could make you feel weirder.

I know you were counting on Ben

I know.

I know.

I left this on her dorm room door

I like doing dishes with you.

I like him, Ashley.

I like the changes.

I like you. I want to be friends.

I love that baby, and I love Ricky, and...

I love you.

I made him do it.

I may not have made a killing, but I've had a lot of fun.

I mean, I love Ben. You know that.

I might go in a different direction.

I miss Mom.

I needed to hear

I once would only dream about talking to.

I only called twice. John is fine.

I probably shouldn't have told Jack.

I sent a pizza over. Why?

I should have said something

I shouldn't have lied to him. He just made it so easy.

I slept on the couch, I swear.

I so admire you for knowing exactly what you want to do.

I swear, we didn't do anything.

I think Griffin was hoping we'd eat it together,

I think I might like you.

I think I should wear ecru.

I think I've ever been on

I think that you are a great guy.

I think the Ben and Amy thing is over.

I think we should call Amy.

I thought he was cute.

I thought I should tell you that I

I thought it was kind of nice that she had a boyfriend.

I thought it was, but my mistake.

I thought it would be nice if I had a condom in my purse

I thought she was my friend, kind of.

I thought we weren't dating in high school

I thought you were sleeping. Now you're crying?

I thought you were special

I told him. Why?

I want a family.

I want a wedding.

I want to get married

I want to live the dream, yeah!

I wanted you to come home so I could tell you.

I was doing that so we could spend more time together.

I was gonna surprise you guys. I was gonna pull up in front of your house.

I was mostly just staring at her.

I was running out of stuff to talk about.

I was running out of stuff to talk about.

I was saving to buy her a ring. Gladiolas.

I was thinking about it, but...

I was wondering if you'd like to go out this weekend.

I was working for him while going to college.

I wasn't going to kiss you

I will. Good night.

I won't insist that you get neutered.

I wonder if this is what married life will feel like.

I would hope not. We'll just go to the movies.

I would've told you guys,

I wouldn't count that if I were you.

I wouldn't want you to have sex with any other guy.

I'd like a boyfriend. Well, I'd like to help you out there,

I'll be there at 6:30 tomorrow morning

I'll bring him home when he gets up.

I'll bring him right back to you.

I'll do this.

I'll get him.

I'll get out driver so we can really go somewhere.

I'll have Mike drive you. Are you kidding?

I'll probably get a degree in international business.

I'll say

I'm I'm sorry about that.

I'm 16. I just got my license.

I'm Colombian. Yeah, well, he's Mexican.

I'm fine, really. I don't want to go out.

I'm going to have to go. I can't drive past 11:00.

I'm going to take this anyway.

I'm here with my lovely bride to be.

I'm Jimmy. I'm Amy's friend.

I'm joking. I was just trying to stay in the conversation

I'm just going to go say good night to Robbie.

I'm just taking care of her while my sister's away.

I'm like a third wheel.

I'm not answering the door.

I'm not going to do anything.

I'm not going to make that same mistake twice.

I'm not gonna have sex,

I'm not really much of a talker.

I'm not taking the job in New York.

I'm not with.

I'm over here.

I'm owning it.

I'm sorry.

I'm still not sure.

I'm sure it'll be out of the butcher shop

I'm sure that he's fine.

I'm telling the truth

I'm WASP, all the way.

I've never been on a double date before.

I've never done that before.

I've never even been arrested.

I've never even done anything illegal

If he doesn't come back with her tonight, that's it

If I didn't want anybody to know.

If I ever see him again

If I lean over and kiss you

If you really like him everything's fine.

If you really love me, then I wouldn't care

If you spent all the time in the world with Amy and John

If you'll consider going out with me,

If you're Amy. I'm Amy.

In terms of flowers and things like that,

Is it a secret?

Is something wrong?

Is that why you're learning Italian?

Is this Jimmy?

Isn't this the second time you've been out with Jimmy?

It doesn't work from your purse.

It has nothing to do with Amy.

It has to

It has to work.

It is the second time.

It seems like you just started accepting the way things are

It was a joke. I love you. Call me."

It was his dad who gave us the ride of a lifetime.

It was just two friends getting together.

It was nice to meet you

It was okay.

It would be way too soon.

It'll never be like old times

It's a compliment.

It's a good omen.

It's a really great thing for me.

It's chicken with mole sauce.

It's functional.

It's just not for me.

It's like a back to school shot.

It's so good to see you.

It's so nice that you chose to be with me

Jack and I are just friends and nothing more.

Jimmy took care of it.

Jimmy. Jimmy.

John woke up. I drove him over here,

Just be cool, Amy.

Just give her the flowers, all right?

Just make sure to pay attention to him

Just to get rejected?

Keep moving.

Kidding.

Let me finish this.

Like any other responsible teenager

Like old times, just the three of us.

Like?

Live, damn it!

Live, damn it!

Look at Hot Amy. Hi.

Look, I'm sorry for staying out all night,

Look, we have to tell you something.

Look, you ordered the cheapest thing on the menu,

Made?

Madison

Man, I thought you were happy about you and Ben breaking up.

Maybe he's not so bad after all.

Maybe I do have room for a new friend after all.

Maybe I will.

Maybe I'm just tired because I've been up all night.

Maybe just a smudge.

Maybe just drive somewhere and park.

Maybe we should just have something here.

Maybe we're spending too much money here.

Maybe you never found the right person to talk to.

Me, too. So...

Means a lot.

Memento?

Milkshakes with dates, sir. Quite good

Mimsy wanted to go for a ride.

Mistakes that changed how I feel about you.

Mm. Before dinner.

Mmm!

Mom?

Moose got kicked out of the seeing eye dog system

Moose? Moose!

Moose. Darn.

More grown up.

Moving into this house scared me

My brother called me when he ran into Anne in the hotel bar.

My dad never went to college,

My dad's dad is from Brooklyn. He was *******.

My dad's Italian and *******, actually,

My dad's not home.

My head is spinning.

My lips are kind of worn out.

My vet seems to think so. I don't know much about it.

Nah. I can't do that.

Nice meeting you.

No more messing around, all right?

No, I know she's over there.

No, I'm not.

No, it was really nice.

No, Jack. I am not your girlfriend.

No, no. Why don't you sit down, join us?

No, there isn't, not that I'm complaining.

No, they were not here last night.

No, you can't.

No, you don't.

No.

No. Grant.

No. He's just so...George.

No. Her favorite flowers are yellow roses.

No. I didn't.

No. I never really did.

No. It's okay.

No. Me, either.

No. No, no, no.

No. No, you go first.

No. Not gay.

No. Nothing's wrong

No. She wasn't spending the night.

No. This is what not married is like, I have a feeling.

No. We'll do this together.

No. We're friends.

Nope.

Not just with the calendars. With the store.

Not to try at all is to fail, and

Not today. Today is a good day.

Not you go over there.

Nothing more than that. I don't believe you.

Nothing.

Now answer the door and then call me back.

Now I feel all weird.

Now what am I going to do?

Now you're a couple having sex.

Of course.

Of course.

Oh, and tell him thank you for dinner.

Oh, and this is Jesse

Oh, be his friend. He needs a friend.

Oh, brother.

Oh, good morning, sir. And thank you.

Oh, I don't know if I can say anything.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I forgot. He left you something.

Oh, I'll walk you to the door. Oh.

Oh, I'm picturing some place

Oh, it's like a dirty white

Oh, me, too.

Oh, my God, am I still talking?

Oh, my God! Mom!

Oh, no, it's okay.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. But I wouldn't recommend tempting them with a second time.

Oh, of course. I

Oh, Ruben, I love you.

Oh, say, get the dog.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that's cute.

Oh, that's right. That's the law.

Oh, there's not gonna be a second time.

Oh, Uh, I forgot my purse.

Oh, uh, were you with Ashley?

Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, well, maybe you could sleep with him or something.

Oh, yeah. Adrian told me.

Oh, yeah. I remember you.

Oh, yeah. Lovely Rita Meter Maid.

Oh, you told Jack?

Oh! Not the F word, pimento.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Pizza's free.

Okay, Amy, seriously,

Okay, I will.

Okay, that's not on the menu.

Okay, well, just so you know,

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Bye, Jack.

Okay. I'll be over in 15 minutes.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Well, everything go okay?

Old habits are hard to break.

Only with kindness.

Or else it's always going to feel like we failed

Or his daddy being with Adrian?

Or I didn't.

Or if John is okay?

Or maybe she did.

Or maybe we could share something

Partly because he wasn't neutered and partly because

Perfect.

Pizza delivery

Please, just go. It's a Friday night.

Probably to get back at you for what you did.

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? You think this is okay?

Really. I'm waiting for the one who's worth waiting for.

Ricky's girlfriend was spending the night, too?

Ricky's only kept him overnight once before,

Right

See you.

See, now you've turned it around

Selecting a school,

She calls this morning, otherwise we'd still be on Pacific Coast Highway.

She couldn't settle down.

She is your friend. Grace is everyone's friend.

She kissed me.

She kissed me.

She left it in my truck, and I gotta take off.

She liked them. She told me

She never said anything about having a sister.

She smells great, that girl

She started acting weird, and...

She told me a cheap flower because she wanted that ring.

She told me they were her favorite flower.

She told me this? Yeah, she told me.

She told me this? Yeah, she told me.

She was tired. I didn't want her driving, and I couldn't drive her home.

She went to go for a ride

She will never change her mind about you.

She's going to come home to you.

She's part of our group.

Since the first time I saw you.

So are you calling to find out if she's over there

So be my guest.

So do you go back to med camp this summer?

So how is your dad?

So how's that parked car sounding now?

So I guess we should say good night.

So I'll probably focus on women and heart problems

So just please don't be angry with me.

So maybe next time, if there is a next time,

So she slept on the couch.

So the dog should be neutered.

So the nurse is off.

So what did you think?

So what's so important you had to come by without calling?

So when? When are you gonna do it?

So why don't you take the car?

So you go get yourself a beautiful wedding dress

So you might wanna stick with Jimmy.

So your objection was?

So, Alice, you're driving?

So, Alice, you're driving?

So, you want to make out?

So, you're back? No, not really, Ashley.

So.

So...

Some guy outside said to give this to you,

Sorry

Sorry, sir, but you did say as directed.

Sure you were.

Sure. I'd love to do that.

Take a condom.

Take it to her.

Take the car, the two of you.

Talking too much. You were the one who told me.

Tell Adrian I said hello

Tell her.

Tell me what?

Thank you

Thank you for dinner.

Thank you for talking her into this.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks again for letting me come over.

Thanks for dropping by.

Thanks for everything.

Thanks for that tip and for saying I look hot.

Thanks, Adrian.

Thanks. You're welcome.

That and other reasons

That gladiolas were totally underrated.

That has anything to do with Amy.

That I'm doing something right for once.

That is a crazy match, my dad and Betty,

That is why I want the condom.

That pouch. They're in there.

That sounds good. Let's go.

That starts with a G?

That was fun.

That was great, man. It was so good to be rich for a night.

That was really nice of you, sir.

That was the year I made a calendar for the furniture store

That wasn't funny, was it?

That's how I got him to deliver the pizza.

That's not very romantic

That's right. And I love crap,

That's why they wanted to stay out all night.

The first night you can drive.

The first time I can drive.

The guy's banging on the garage door.

The rules are you're supposed to tell me

There's instructions on the Internet.

There's no staying out all night. I don't like that.