Listen to the sound clip Wallop, a man's body, smashes into the water a billion tiny air bubbles fizzing around it, like a nagging ex-wife. Ping the lives of his eyes pop open, but the balls of his eyes. His eyeballs make ... from Alan Partridge's Audiobook Two Zero Soundboard:

Wallop, a man's body, smashes into the water a billion tiny air bubbles fizzing around it, like a nagging ex-wife. Ping the lives of his eyes pop open, but the balls of his eyes. His eyeballs make ...

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