Louie - Season 2 Edit

Ah, he just stands in the backyard for hours.

Ah, poor little guy.

All right, that was...

All right.

All right.

All right.

And 43 year old couples are funny

And eww, and goodbye.

And goodbye.

And I can't be with you.

And I can't go that way.

And I don't care.

And I felt you holding my hand.

And I screamed like a little girl

And it's okay with me that there's nothing else.

And Jesus, did you just blow that,

And not anymore and never again,

And she doesn't get it.

And that's enough.

And that's like your grandparents,

And that's why every time your mouth opens, he goes, Ugh,

And the guy, he just goes for long walks.

And the way you are with me, and you're just fun,

And then he just stands out there looking

And you make fun of me and you're real

And you're you shit all over me

And you're about to end it.

And you're very boring.

Any part of the world that you'd feel any of the same

At the end of this road.

At where the grass meets the pavement.

Because it looks Frenchy and cool looking?

Because they act like old couples.

Because they're already building those skills.

Because...

Because... I value your friendship.

But can I just

But he cried like a little bitch every time

But nice, good.

But now...

But that was gorgeous.

But you said you did something.

But, definitely no one's been in there for awhile.

Can I just tell you one time the way I feel about you?

Can't get over myself.

Can't mess with me,

Can't we just share a laugh?

Come on, girl.

Come on, you think I'm awesome.

Did you just ask me if I wanted to take a bath?

Did you mean with you?

Did you wanna take me here

Do you have to constantly shove bread in your hole?

Don't be scared.

Don't... don't, please.

Dude.

Every time I look at your face or even remember it,

For hours, he just walks.

From eating this food.

Go ahead.

Going for the full ride.

Gonna rain.

Gonna rain.

Good for her. Uh huh

Good for you. Okay

Good job.

Good, good.

Got the world by the balls, baby.

Great, let's continue.

Hanging out with me.

Have you ever eaten here?

He can't go through life being afraid of everything.

He didn't get old.

He gets to use only at Disney World.

He hates you a lot.

He hates you more than he loves you, Grandma.

He just goes for, I don't know, likes his long walks.

He was too scared to go on any rides.

He's crazy.

He's gonna spend the rest of his life with.

He's running out the clock on the rest of his life.

He's ten, he can't be afraid of shit like that.

He's trying to stay as far as possible from the person

Here's my school I.D.

Hey. Hey.

I can't wait to eat the shit that I take

I don't it's fine.

I don't have enough time in any day to think about you enough.

I don't have to.

I don't know I don't remember

I don't know, it's a good place.

I don't think about women anymore, I think about you.

I don't wanna be with anybody else.

I don't.

I feel like I'm gonna die if I can't be with you.

I feel like I'm gonna live a thousand years

I get I know that, I'm not stupid.

I get it, 'cause I hate rides.

I had a dream the other night that you and I were on a train.

I have to toughen him up.

I just have this feeling Don't, no

I need to go food shopping.

I really don't

I skipped the 9th grade, skipped the 10th grade.

I think I'm just gonna just go home.

I think you're okay, it's just the way it is.

I told you this is a great place.

I tried to get him to go on one.

I used to do that.

I was so excited, I love rides

I was with my friends, this couple,

I will see you... later.

I wish the food would come.

I woke up and I couldn't believe it wasn't real.

I'll see ya later.

I'm no, I'm saying that I I wanna be your friend.

I'm a junior in high school.

I'm actually fine with the way things are,

I'm doing a bad job at this.

I'm gonna be educated.

I'm gonna eat this and then go home and kill myself.

I'm kinda tired.

I'm not?

I'm sick in love with you, Pam.

I'm.. No...

If he's scared, he's scared.

If you just let me get it out one time.

Is my mouth, my pussy, or..

Is there any planet,

Is there even a shard

Is your life gonna end?

It just kinda tapered off. It tapered off?

It was an impulse, so...

It was such a bummer.

It wrecks me.

It's a good job.

It's a... jewel.

It's actually better than any real requited

It's like a condition.

It's like greedy.

It's like polio.

It's not like there's a lot of challenges in life where

It's not like they hung my jersey from the rafters,

Just just tapered off.

Just that's perfect

Just not Yeah, no.

Just please stop the car, Louie.

Just shut up.

Kick a Jesus in the face, this is delicious.

Last week, I took Serge to Disney World.

Let me tell you, let me.

Liar.

Long term.

Look at your face.

Look how pleased she is with herself.

Look, I know you don't feel the same way about me

Look, we both know...

Louie, you're the unfunniest comedian in the world.

Louie..

Love/sex thing I ever had.

Man, I'm gonna graduate at 16.

Marry you right now, come on, girl.

Mmm.

Must've been global warming or something.

My God.

No, I did something.

No, I mean...

No, not. What no not?

No, sorry.

No, you're not.

No.

No.

Not even no, not no, just nothing.

Nothing coming back the other direction?

Now, I mean, it's not like I officially retired.

Of a fraction of the feelings that you have?

Of course he does,

Oh, be careful.

Oh, come on.

Oh, he, uh he has a sleepover after soccer.

Oh, Jesus, you're on a roll.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, that's the funniest thing you ever said

Oh, my God.

Oh, my Jesus.

Oh, no.

Oh, oh... yes.

Oh, okay, ew. Just shut up!

Oh, okay.

Oh, she is so pleased. No

Oh.

Okay

Okay, now you're depressing me.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Or?

Pamela, I'm in love with you

Pamela...

Pamela... What?

Quite a bit.

Really, you're starving?

Seriously, that's the first time you've ever made me laugh.

She's like, He just walks, it's weird.

Shut up, you didn't know.

So I'm gonna die.

So it's you're building a skill

So you slept with him.

So, let's just keep walking around...

Sorry, it's really messy.

Ten years ago, I don't know.

Th That's really go.

Thank you

Thank you.

Thanks

That guy who just walked in.

That I would think you were cool,

That I'm in a constant state of agitation.

That made me feel really good.

That was really...

That's 'cause he hates you a lot!

That's the first thing you ever said that was funny.

That's the whole dream.

The constant flow of penises into your asshole

The idea that you would want me back,

The one over there with the face.

They act like your grandparents.

They didn't start that at 80.

They started it as soon as they figured out

They're not getting out

This is the best thing I've ever tasted.

To be anything else, I promise,

To have one thought about you,

Ugh, my God.

Uh. Yeah, it's that bad

Very awkwardly then.

Wanna help me? Yes, anything.

We need to admit that or just walk away.

We were on this train and you were holding my hand.

Well, we could just

What your grandmother talks about your grandfather

What, poor?

What, you robbed a bank?

Where is Serge?

Where's Serge? Huh?

Which is that I'm crazy about you, Pamela

Which one?

Which you're not, you need to face it.

Who just saw a spider in her vagina.

Whoa.

Why are you saying that?

Why did you wanna come here?

Why you gotta take it to the level all the time?

Why?

Why? 'Cause I'm starving.

With each other?

Yeah, but I don't know if this

Yeah, but it's normal to be afraid of a ride.

Yeah, for a second,

Yeah, I think I did something with him.

Yeah, I went on a Ferris wheel one time,

Yeah, just died out.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, or.

Yeah, well, you're not exactly

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah... When?

Yep.

Yes, and I'll be your friend, and I won't press you

Yes, I am exactly.

Yes... please.

You can't just be hungry for a second?

You did something?

You get scared?

You hungry?

You keep pressing me, man.

You know that way your grandparents are

You picked it out because you thought

You seriously wanted to take a bath with me?

You used to? Yeah.

You wanna take a bath?

You wanna tell me?

You wanna tell me?

You want something to drink?

You wanted to take a bath with me?

You were holding my hand.

You're gonna be thrown around 'til you puke

You're gonna get so bummed out and you're gonna wanna stop

You're so beautiful to me.

You're very, very un cool, Louie.

You're worried I'm not gonna wanna hang out with you?

14 years old, born in 1997.

these feelings. I don't want to see your bummed out face

'Cause I was brought into existence to know you,

'cause that's how long it's gonna take me