The Office (2005) - Season 9 Edit

A guy is in your life for 11 years,

A kind of "where are they now" panel at a local theater.

A little warm.

A lot of them are the same people because we're third cousins,

All right, Jim, your quarterlies look very good.

All right. Well, let me show you how it's done.

All: Aww

Am I the only one that's nervous? Heh heh.

America's Next A Cappella Sensation aired my audition.

And charged their televisions

And how we made each other laugh and how we got through the day?

And I am nothing if not a total pitch bitch.

And I decided to paint the history of paper,

And I'm just a kindly old fellow with a song in my heart.

And if he is,

And that's an

And the city is amazing.

And yet, the manager for Dunder Mifflin kneels for no man.

And your face is comely."

And, um, I think we'd all love to know,

Angela's divorce from the senator

Apparently that struck a chord with quite a lot of people.

At the end of the day,

Be gentle, Jakey, gentle.

Boring...

Both: Say that?

Bottom drawer

But he seems happy.

But I actually feel sorry for you

But if you see it

But not that table or that table or that table.

But that's for fueling only.

But..

By working an extra half an hour tomorrow

Cool. Are you coming back to say hi?

Did we ever get loaded and listen to Zeppelin in my van?

Do you think any of them out there are capable?

Drake has a bit of a rash

During that time, the police say,

Every time I've been faced with a tough decision,

For...

From the double rainbow guy and the fat Star Wars kid.

Get off. Don't you dare. Don't get I could see it.

Get outta my way.

Go ahead.

Great. More screen time for the war vet.

He can tell when he's being tricked out of the experience

He is lazy, so crack the whip.

He would have a free pass to do anything

He'll be fine. I let him suck on a strawberry

He's the best in the biz.

Hey, Darryl.

Hey, Jim, remember Flonkerton when you did Office Olympics?

Hey, man, good to see you.

Hey, what's going on over here,

Hi. I'm Dakota

His last album, it just touched me to pieces

How did it feel to see your lives played out on TV?

How we felt

How your meeting with Yuri big nose went."

I always liked Devon.

I am here for my bride! [Giggles]

I am so at peace.

I don't know, Ryan. Baby Drake didn't look so good

I guess this was worth being filmed nonstop for nine years.

I hate good byes, so last week,

I have subordinates

I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share

I know Dwight misses Kevin.

I said no, and that's final.

I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin

I think I have found an enormous source

I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar

I took a desk at the back because it was empty.

I went to the bathroom on my boss's car.

I'm a dad! You're a dad!

I'm getting married tomorrow afternoon.

I'm happy that this was all filmed,

If there is one thing that I have learned

If you say so.

In my barn

Ironic that now it's Angela who's living in the closet.

It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk.

It's in my juke box.

It's just that you were terrible at your job.

It's not much

It's the only way you'll learn. Okay

Jeff Bomondo

Kevin, Kevin.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming

Let's do this.

Let's see

Like a piece of paper

Listen, listen. Shh, buddy.

Little town called Florida City,

Look at Meredith.

Manager of Dunder Mifflin. Check!

Members of the office, hear ye.

My bad.

No feelings at all.

No, don't say it

No, Dwight.

No, no, I'm fine.

No!

Now that nobody's actually filming you anymore?

Oh, boy, maybe your heels are too high

Oh, I can so just sit here and cry!

Oh, you know my name.

Oh...

Oink the pigs, that is very important.

Okay, um,

Okay.

Once upon a time, we were natural enemies, but we've overcome our differences,

Only good surprises.

Oops.

Pam and I came up with excuses for every other weekend.

Pam, what was in that teapot letter?

Phillip, Phillip, Phillip.

She's disgusting.

So many of the old gang gone.

So romantic

So..

Some of us whose televisions got broken

Sorry, Phyllis. You didn't know

Spouses can read each other's minds. You're trying to give your wife this job.

Stanley, as you know, is retiring.

Tastes like cigarettes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That I had this fairy tale romance

That won't work.

That's the sanest thing I've ever heard.

That's very true.

The new assistant

The Turkish ambassador to Armenia,

Then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way,

This character is my real height.

This is really huge.

This is Tuesday, right? The

Today marks several important milestones.

Tried to get your attention with tricks, but

Uh oh, look who came to join us.

Uh, okay.

Wait, what is this?

We just have to divide Darryl's next 12 hours into 90 minute segments.

We'll be somewhere in Europe

We're fine.

Well, almost everyone.

Well, first of all, I don't have co workers anymore

Well, this feels like a good place to stop

Well, well, well, well, well.

What the

What was that stuff?

What?

When this thing started,

Which is Schrute for best man.

Which is the history of us

Whoa. Right

Wonderful...

Would a grump make this?

Yeah, I heard. It sounds kinda lame

Yeah, it's hot, the music is awesome.

Yeah.

Yes, an onion loaf for the table

Yes, it is

Yes!

Yes.

You did this as a prank. My own bestisch mensch.

You know, Dwight, this whole search for the assistant thing,

You might know me from a TV documentary that's premiering tonight.

You ready for tonight? We gonna tear up the town?

"Get out"? Mm hmm.

"The coffee in Paraguay is colder?" No, I meant you were getting colder.

and then we'll get this started. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

Aw! Whoa ho!

Careful, he bites. Mama.

for real. Wow!

Get the hell out of here. You got it.

Guten prank. Yes, Mose.

Guys. Kevin, what? Kevin, what is it?

Hey! Dar ryl! Darryl! Hey!

Hey. You all right?

I belt on my time! ♪ Casey Deeeeee eeean

I finally feel ready. Athlead is growing. Athleap

I'll try this one. Phyllis.

I'm just gonna have to go to the store. Okay, you go to the store.

Just go, go! Thank you, Ravi

Let's go outside. Okay

Man, those are some nice pipes! Yeah.

much like Germany and Italy in World War... No

No horseplay. Stop it.

No, you're not, sir. Don't don't

Oh, come on. Hey!

Ohh

Ohh. You?

Really? Yes

Thank you. Thank you, Dwight.

Thanks for helping out, sweetie. Mm

That's not [Gasps]

Trademark pending. This is not an excuse to blow off work

Was it accurate? I got a beef with that

We're gonna be together forever. We're running off into the sunset.

What are you listening to? Hmm? Um, uh, locking in my starting note.

What's it about? A paper company.

Wow. [Grunts]

You really wanna do this? I really wanna do this!

You're back? Yeah.

"AARM."

"Mr. Halpert, your wife called to find out

"Plop"? Still?

[Background chatter]

[Cheers and applause]

[Clears throat]

[Crying] I think I'm gay.

[Door opens]

[Gasps]

[Kevin sniffling]

[Kiss] Oh!

[Laughing]

[Laughing] Hello!

[Laughter]

[Overlapping chatter]

[Scoffs] Not even close, Meredith.

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Soft ballad]

[Speaking in indistinct language]

♪

♪

♪ And I won't feel these slices and cuts ♪

♪ I saw a friend today, it had been a while ♪

♪ Into hearts

♪ who has made too many bets ♪

♪ You guys are really mean ♪

♪ You say your prayers

♪ So free and easy ♪