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Everybody Loves Raymond (1996) - Season 5

Everybody Loves Raymond (1996) - Season 5

Everybody Loves Raymond is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1996 to 2005, capturing the hearts of countless viewers with its humorous and relatable family dynamics. The show's fifth season, which aired in 2000, is widely regarded as one of its strongest, delivering hilarious and heartwarming moments that solidified its status as a true classic.

The cast of Everybody Loves Raymond brought extraordinary talent and chemistry to their roles, creating a family dynamic that felt both genuine and entertaining. The show starred the brilliant Ray Romano as Ray Barone, a sportswriter living on Long Island with his wife Debra, played by the wonderful Patricia Heaton. Together, Romano and Heaton expertly portrayed the ups and downs of a married couple, bringing to life the relatable challenges and joys that come with raising children.

One of the standout performances of the series came from Doris Roberts, who played the iconic role of Marie Barone, Ray's overbearing yet endearing mother. Roberts' impeccable comedic timing and larger-than-life personality made Marie a fan-favorite character, often stealing the spotlight with her unforgettable one-liners and meddling ways. Peter Boyle portrayed Ray's gruff yet lovable father, Frank Barone, offering a perfect contrast to Marie's sometimes overwhelming presence.

The rest of the talented ensemble included Brad Garrett as Robert Barone, Ray's older brother, whose towering stature and dry humor provided endless laughs. Madylin Sweeten, Sawyer Sweeten, and Sullivan Sweeten played Ray and Debra's children, Ally, Geoffrey, and Michael, respectively, capturing the innocence and mischief of childhood. The cast members had an undeniable chemistry that brought their characters to life, making each episode a joy to watch.

With a strong ensemble cast in place, Everybody Loves Raymond – Season 5 delivered on the promise of previous seasons, presenting viewers with hilarious and relatable storylines. The writing was top-notch, seamlessly blending comedy with emotional moments. The show excelled in exploring everyday situations and transforming them into uproarious and heartwarming family moments.

Throughout Season 5, viewers were treated to episodes that showcased the many facets of family life. From Debra's attempts at bonding with Marie, to Ray's humorous conflicts with his in-laws, the show tackled universal themes with wit and charm. The writing consistently struck the perfect balance between humor and heartfelt moments, leaving audiences laughing out loud and wiping away tears in equal measure.

Among the standout episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond – Season 5 was "Italy Part 2," in which the Barone family embarked on a memorable vacation to Italy. Packed with hilarious cultural misunderstandings and family dynamics, the episode had viewers in stitches while wonderfully showcasing the unique personalities of each character.

Another memorable episode from this season was "The Walk to the Door" which explored the bittersweet moment of Ray's twin sons no longer needing him to walk them to the front door. This relatable storyline tugged at the heartstrings of viewers and reminded everyone of the fleeting nature of parenthood.

While the Emmy Awards had already recognized the brilliance of Everybody Loves Raymond in previous seasons, Season 5 brought even more accolades to the show. The season earned numerous award nominations, with Doris Roberts taking home her third Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series. These recognitions were well-deserved, as the talented cast and crew consistently delivered exceptional performances and storylines.

If you want to relive the delightful moments and laughter of Everybody Loves Raymond – Season 5, you can easily play and download all the hilarious sounds from this remarkable season. From the hilarious banter between Ray and Robert to the endearing moments shared by the entire Barone family, these sounds will transport you back to the laughter-filled living room of the Barone house, reminding you why Everybody Loves Raymond became such a beloved television show.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the unforgettable charm of Everybody Loves Raymond – Season 5. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the series, this season is guaranteed to leave you with a smile on your face and a warm feeling in your heart. Play and download the sounds to relive the magic and laughter – you won't be disappointed!

A little Saturday morning wake me up?
A stick, a broom!
Actually, yellow would be kind of nice.
Ah! Hose!
All right, Dad, you're the boss.
All right, fine, go!
All right, I'm going to use this french toast to lure him off the ladder
All right, wait. Wait wait wait wait a minute, Ray.
All right, will you stop?
All right!
All right! Sorry, kids.
All right.
All right.
All right...
Amen to that.
And a puzzle.
And after 25 years, it starts to get on people's nerves.
And don't tell him I told you about this.
And he doesn't bathe every day.
And he likes the fumes.
And I don't like the way you treat the help either, so that's it.
And I got a lot of Saturday things planned, okay?
And I'm starting yoga.
And it goes with your trim and the frigging little daisies you got!
And nobody tells me what to do.
And now that the can's open,
And now you boys just did the same thing to him!
And now you're saying yellow?!
And then I noticed that your children were starving.
And watching TV all the time?
And we were having fun too, building the fort all by ourselves, right?
And we'll do it yellow. Yellow's okay. I talked Debra into it.
And we're doing it yellow!
And what about you? Are you going to sc**** that paint or do a dance?
And why should I worry about his feelings?
And you got white houses on either side of you!
Are you finished caulking, Lady Chatterley?
Are you questioning me?
At least yours make sense.
Because if I say it's yellow, that should be good enough for you!
Because yellow covers better!
Because yellow is better.
Because yesterday was...
Big baby.
But he was completely wrong here.
But I found out the truth.
But I know that man and I know he needs one thing.
But if you're asking for my help,
But let's get to work!
But, Marie, we were going to hire professionals.
But, you know, it's actually kind of sunny.
Buy his pants at the pharmacy?
Calling me every name in the book...
Chop! Chop!
Come back over
Come on, look. I don't need both you guys
Come on, look. This isn't the same thing, okay?
Come on, Ma, look.
Come on, you're not leaving me here with him!
Considered the Confederacy's finest general.
Dad, do you hear what I'm saying?!
Dad, don't you stir that paint.
Dad, I'm warning you!
Dad, please, get down from there, okay?
Dad, you're not listening to me.
Do with that what you will.
Do you hear me, Dad?!
Don't paint my house yellow. Dad!
Don't you go near that!
Don't you open that paint can!
Duck season/rabbit season?
Ever since he's retired, he's around all the time.
Everything else is crap!
Exactly. I'd be fine if it weren't for people!
Fine!
Frank, we were going to hire painters to do that
Friday.
Get the hose!
Get up there and knock out that nest!
God, I can't believe I invited you back.
Good. You're fired.
Guess Daddy isn't going to be able to spend any more quality time with you.
Had to be done, Ma.
Hanging off my house, okay?
He did a nice job on our house...
He did that already!
He didn't want me to make a big deal out of it.
He doesn't care about anybody else's.
He needs to be needed
He told me he retired,
He wanted to paint my house yellow!
He was up on the ladder.
He wears your things?
He wrenched his back carrying ladders.
He's a bully, he's obstinate
He's your father.
He's your father. He just isn't good at...
Here I thought it'd be so nice, all the Barone men working together.
Hey, Bugs Bunny! Hey!
Hey, Dad. He doesn't have to caulk by the down spout. It's not that important.
Hey, get a load of this, Robert. Raymond says I'm fired!
Hey, hey, it's just a couple of bugs.
Hey, that's a keen eye you got there.
Hey, what do you got?
Hey, you can't come in like that, you're soaking wet.
Hey! What's with all this standing around?!
Hey... no.
His back is fine, Ma. I sent him home.
Hiya, Ma. Ow!
Honey, come on. The kids, the kids.
How are you right? How are you right?!
How come Robert gets to use the power painter?
How could he?
How could you do that to him?!
I can't believe I apologized to you even.
I can't take the old man anymore. He's driving me nuts.
I do when it's my house! And it's my house and I'm the boss, okay?
I don't want him around when I'm trying to do things.
I fought for your damn Chantilly Lace,
I get to be in charge,
I get to be the boss, all right?
I had him too, Raymond.
I have to tell you?
I heard you say Chantilly Lace!
I know how to handle a brush.
I know, but I never thought he'd live this long.
I like fine chocolates.
I mean I'm not interested.
I need him out of my house.
I need space. I need a little time to myself.
I practice my languages, I have my opera,
I shouldn't have to explain everything!
I so... oh God.
I would hate to kill anyone's buzz, but...
I'm kind of busy right now.
I'm not a kid anymore, okay? I don't like the way you treat me
I'm painting your house. What's it look like?
I'm right!
I'm scraping.
I'm sorry about before.
I'm sorry.
I'm warning you. Dad, don't...
I'm... oh no you don't!
I've been asking you to get on this for months.
Idiot, moron.
If he's not retired, why does he
If they come at you,
If you stir that paint...
If you want me to help you, I'll help you.
In my generation,
Is that white Debra or yellow Debra?
It is Saturday...
It makes your house pop a little!
It was a big enough deal for him to make up a story
It was Raymond.
It won't fade as fast!
It's a little late for rebellion, Raymond.
It's important if I say it's important.
It's my house and you wanted to paint it yellow! How is that right?
It's not close, it's yellow.
It's not only Debra, okay? I want Chantilly Lace too.
It's Saturday.
It's the heckling.
It's yellow, okay?!
Just called us stupid, stinking humps and did it himself.
Just close the window. I won't listen
Knock it down with something...
L... I don't think...
Learn how to handle the brush first.
Listen, Dad, I got to tell you.
Listen.
Listen.
Living among humans.
Look, I'm sorry about his whole life, okay?
Look, if you're not going to do what I want,
Look, Ma, I think you're overreacting, okay? This wasn't that big of deal!
Look, you said Chantilly Lace.
Looks like... we have the world's ugliest shutters.
Lunch.
Ma said we had to.
Ma, why is Dad painting the house?
Me and Robert are people too!
Minus five minutes of heaven.
Mmm Mmm Mmm.
Nancy, powder puff, princess... monkey.
No one works with Dad, you work for him.
No, come on. It's Saturday. They're downstairs watching cartoons.
No, it's better this way.
No, look, it's Saturday,
No!
No.
No.
Nothing fancy, just this little fort.
Now he's lying on my couch demanding soup.
Now I'm in charge of this now.
Oh my God.
Oh, but Frank is very good.
Oh, come on! You too?
Oh, Dad, if I see paint on that brush,
Oh, excuse me. Who's speaking?
Oh, it must have been so humiliating for Frank
Oh, it's those damn people! Well, you're forgetting one thing...
Oh, look out, look out.
Oh, sure, yeah. I got you.
Oh, that's my gift to you.
Oh, well here's what you do...
Oh, what is this?
Oh.
Oh...
Okay okay okay. Just let your father do this.
Okay, and the first thing we're going to do...
Okay, but this is my house.
Okay, I'm all right now.
Okay, so...
Okay, that's yellow.
Okay, you're just going to have to return stirred paint now.
Okay, you're right, but it's not always about being right.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay. Fine. Raymond, please...
Ooh, an extra hour of sleep.
Ordering me around like a monkey.
Other periodicals.
Paint your own damn house.
People see me working out here.
Raymond, go talk to your father.
Raymond?
Right, I see you got soup.
Right, no one is arguing that.
Robert and I were building a fort in our backyard..
Robert's offered, your dad's already started scraping, so I say fine.
She wants white. She said Chantilly Lace.
Shot by one of his own men.
Sir!
So Frank never told you he was fired?
So go back in your truck, ring a bell and sell some fudge pops.
So I fired him.
So it has nothing to do with you being lazy
So it's going to get done right!
So what, are the two of you going to paint the house now by yourselves?
So you're fine with them painting your house?
So, I put your father on the job
So, you can thank me later.
So, you do everything Ma tells you?
So, you take a stick and knock it down.
So? I'm getting dopey,
Something hit the wall.
Step aside.
Thanks a lot, Robert
That is a good one.
That we would be the ones to make that decision,
That's going to need another coat.
That's how I cover the hurt.
That's not our problem, all right?
That's right, you're fired!
That's why when you get mad that I'm not the handiest guy around here,
That's yellow. Dad, don't you paint my house yellow!
The men had their jobs and that's who they were.
There's a wasps' nest by the down spout.
There's something about your father you don't know.
They fired him.
They should like me because I did the job right!
They're finally making Popsicles in your size?
They're going to know that Frank Barone did this job,
They're wasps. They don't like that.
This doesn't just happen.
This is close.
This is my job!
This is what you want? This is what you can't live without?
This wasn't his career, this was my house.
Till Dad came home and told us we were doing it all wrong.
To have that little Alvin Pelk fire him from his job.
To me about hurting his back
Ugh!
Very good
Very interesting figure in history.
Wasp!
We got to do it my way, because it's the right way.
We're not talking about that! Oh...
We're safe as long as there's electricity.
We're... we're trying to... sleep here.
Well I don't care what Debra likes, and I don't care what you like!
Well this is Lemon Meringue.
Well you should apologize to me, I was right!
Well, Debra, I was coming over here with french toast for Frank,
Well, I hate to break up this meeting of the Camp Fire Girls,
Well, it doesn't have to be right now. Whenever you feel like it.
Well, look who finally decided to get out of bed?
Well, why did you get yellow?
Well, why didn't you just say that?
Well, yes, he did do a nice job on your house and...
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? It's Saturday.
What do you mean him? What about what he does to us?
What do you mean no?
What do you mean you fired him?
What is it, Marie?
What the hell are you doing?!
What, is that it? Are we done?
What, you're eating out of a pot 'cause you don't like to clean a bowl?
What?
What? Is that so strange?
What? Yellow just never occurred to me.
What?!
Who are you?!
Whoa, wait a minute, Dad.
Why are you still here?
Why aren't you done caulking?!
Why did you fire him?
Would have looked like an accident.
Would you stop?
Wow.
Yay! French toast!
Yeah, but Debra likes white.
Yeah, but that's what happens when you retire.
Yeah, but we were kind of thinking
Yeah, just a place we could read our comic books and...
Yeah, that makes perfect sense if you work in a lighthouse!
Yeah.
Yeah. Didn't show us how to do it right,
Yes, but we're the ones who have to look at it.
Yes, it is! Being right is all that matters.
You do not dip that brush.
You don't know the days.
You don't think he cares about you?
You don't understand, Debra.
You fired him?
You fired him?
You fired your father?
You got the wrong color. Debra wanted white.
You hear me, Dad?! Don't you... don't you dip that brush!
You hear this, okay? This is marriage.
You knew what it was going to be like working with Dad.
You know what? Maybe all three of you can paint it together?
You know, I think you're the only one who thinks you're funny.
You know, I want to use the power painter too.
You know, I'm not worried about the listening.
You know, it brings up a lot of stuff.
You know, that was very sweet of you to help.
You know, you really should. I know your father can be a real jerk sometimes.
You like this one?
You pull your skirt over your head and run.
You two always talk about having your house painted...
You two working for the government?!
You want to fire me?
You want to paint the house? Go. Paint the house.
You watch out for your father? What did I do?!
You..
You're going to have to pay for it, okay?
You're his son. How do you think that made him feel?
You've had 40 years to poison him.
Your father believes that his way of doing things is the only way.
Your father never retired from Pelk Accounting.
Your pinky! I don't care!
Ah, no no. The kids.
But what if they come up. No no, they're in the zone, okay?
Come on, come on. Go over there... No no no, Ma.
Do what things? When I'm trying to improve myself.
Get your father off that ladder. Ah, okay.
Hey. Hey.
Hi, Marie. Hello, dear.
I don't understand. He was being a big jerk,
I hope you're happy, Raymond. Oh... shut up!
I shouldn't have to say it! What?
I'm the boss? Yes.
Jeez, you scared the crap out of me! What the..
Ma! It's 7:30, Marie.
No no! You know, you should.
No no! You know, you should.
Okay, all right. That's it. Hey!
Raymond? What?
So why are you over here? I don't listen to him.
So you're fired. I'm fired?!
That's it, go home. Excuse me?!
then go home. You don't tell me what to do.
Then how did he wrench his back? What?!
We're working, Dad. Oh yeah?
Well, best of luck. Oh no. No no no!
Well, come on, you don't want them... Hey hey hey,
Wha... now you want him to? Well, I mean,
What are you doing? Getting the kids ready for school.
What are you doing? Painting your house.
What are you doing?! This is how
What else does he have?! Your house.
What? Well, I like yellow.
Why? Why?
With the yellow. I said with the yellow.
Wouldn't that be nice? No
Wow. That's right.
Yeah, but it's only 9:30... Lunch!
Yeah, remember the fort? That's right.
Yellow? Yeah, you believe that?
Yes. Hey
You can't fire me! Look, Dad,
You made him carry ladders around! He didn't carry ladders.
'Cause I'm sure as hell not paying for no Lemon Meringue. You hear me?
'cause it is kind of our house.
'Cause nobody can do anything right except him.
"Oh, what if they don't like you?"
"Oh, you have to consider people's feelings."
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