Everybody Loves Raymond (1996) - Season 6 Edit

A date? He's bringing a date?

A fine woman. Genteel.

About dating an older woman?

Actually, what is the thought process here?

After Ally was born, she came once a week to help.

Ah, that'd be awkward.

All right, come on, Ma.

All right, I'm gonna tell you something now

All right, okay.

All right.

And a husband who's just said to her,

And go back to when you were nice.

And I can see how that can make you all... man hatey,

And I drank it,

And I handed her the glass back,

And I left.

And I said,

And I said, "Yeah."

And I went for it,

And I'll be back in a little while.

And if this girl is what he needs

And if this is what it is,

And not by some young hotsie totsie girl,

And now my father has to go find some little chippy

And she asked me if I wanted something to drink,

And she gave me the tea.

And she let me in,

And she washed it,

And that was it,

And that's a lovely pantsuit.

And the only reason you don't is that they don't ask you.

And the twins are taking a nap.

And there was no one at your apartment except her.

And this is my daughter Debra.

And this is my daughter Debra.

And we all got a wonderful insight

And we talk a couple of times a week,

And when she stuck her hand out to give it to me,

And who knows?

And you know what?

And you still couldn't help staring at her!

And you're all the same.

And, honey, you have to believe me,

And, Raymond, how could you?

And, uh, can I tell you something

And, well, I just wanted to let you know

Any more at home like you?

Are both coming for Thanksgiving.

As long as they're different, right?!

Becau... Debra wanted me to be supportive

Because I have a wife named Marie.

Because she's been replaced,

Because your whole family was there staring at her.

Boo.

Boo.

Boo.

But by an older woman.

But I decided I wasn't ready.

But I don't want anyone else, and I never will.

But I gotta tell you, guys,

But I'd love to hear it now, too.

But I'm not hurt, honestly.

But it turns out he's just going for someone different.

But jeezaloo!

But that doesn't mean I'm gonna leave you for one of those girls.

But this is what divorce is,

Come on, just... no hitting.

Come on, what? What do you want me to do?

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Dad, stop.

Dad!

Dad. Dad!

Deb, Deb, Deb, I think if your mom's okay with it,

Did you say what you said to my mother to be cruel,

Do you want to lie down?

Emma is warm and funny and charming.

Even though she was not what you would call classically beautiful,

Everybody can stay. Can't they just stay?

Everybody, I want you to meet Emma.

For an eligible younger man myself.

For your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Frank?

Frank...

From luggin' the freakin' highchair

Full bar.

Good night.

Good, good.

Great bird, Debra.

Happy New Year!

Have you got a spot, Raymond?

He called her "Mom."

Hello, hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Her coming over here with Dad,

Hey, Dad!

Hey, great job today.

Hey, there's my guy Raymond!

Hey, Warren, you wanna go down to Marco's for a slice?

Hey, what if those two get married?

Hey! I am nothing like this guy.

Hey.

Hi.

Honey, you have to know I didn't mean it, right?

Honey, you know I still care for your father very much,

How are you?

How come I can't find a girlfriend?

I can do it, Deb. Uh, Ally's room okay?

I can get that off for you, sweetie.

I could have had my chance with Claudia.

I could see what Ray saw in her.

I didn't think you had it in ya.

I do not want Claudia!

I do that. I do that a lot.

I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about!

I don't know.

I don't like this at all.

I don't want the A&P lady,

I don't want the waitress,

I feel more hip and energetic now

I got a lot to be thankful for.

I got some on me.

I got that, Ray.

I gotta tell ya.

I guess be happy that it is a woman, right?

I guess, but...

I guess, yeah.

I have for over 40 years.

I hope you're happy, too...

I hope...

I just think it's great that you and Dad

I like her.

I mean, how can he already have a girlfriend?

I mean, right? Jeez.

I never looked at her horn section.

I never wanted Claudia, the 200 pound cleaning woman.

I remember Claudia.

I remember you liked them that way.

I remember.

I say good for him.

I simply adore her company,

I swear to God.

I think I'm going to go for a walk.

I think it's a woman friend.

I thought you were going for a walk.

I wanna talk to you.

I want to eat tonight.

I was dropping off your old highchair,

I was kidding!

I was thirsty

I wish I was Einstein,

I... it's the opposite of what I said.

I'd rather Warren and I live the rest of our lives

I'd see you sittin' on that couch,

I'll come, too.

I'm a bit tuckered out myself.

I'm a little sick, too.

I'm not kidding around, Frank.

I'm so glad you're here, Mom.

I'm so happy to be spending Thanksgiving with you all.

I'm so happy to finally meet you.

I'm sorry about what I said before.

I'm stupid.

I'm trying to picture myself with a woman who's older.

I've never told anyone else before.

If the cleaners were back from my pants.

If you could just tell Warren,

In the horn section.

Interesting.

Isn't that right, my handsome boy?

Isn't that what's important?

It could be the checkout girl at the A&P

It doesn't have to be one of those bikini girls.

It just slipped out.

It really means a lot to me.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Emma,

It's a pleasure to meet you, Emma,

It's all about someone different, isn't it, Ray?

It's an old family recipe.

It's just... it's got to be too weird for you.

It's like watching a car accident.

It's nice to meet you, Debra. I baked this pie for you.

It's not all about looks and sex for me.

It's uncouth.

Just stop.

Kill is going to Debra you.

Last week I said,

Let me ask you something, Ray.

Let's see. Debra already has a sister.

Like playfully?

Like that,

Listen, I I...

Listen, uh,

Look, w we're all a little upset.

Marie and Frank...

May I ask one question?

Maybe a brother this time, huh?

Maybe you're not so okay with it.

Men just want someone different?

Mom, this is not right.

Mom.

My parents were together for 41 years,

My pleasure... there...

No brother for Debra.

No one could!

No, Debra, it won't be.

No, I mean... I mean, she seems nice and all,

No, no, it's not.

No, no, she had something.

No, sir. You're on your own.

No. Marie, what do you think?

Not if she begged me!

Of course the circumstances are a bit sad,

Of course, Frank.

Of her mother or something.

Oh, and have a kid?

Oh, boy. Look at me.

Oh, bull! You'll take anyone

Oh, don't play dumb with me, mister.

Oh, Frank.

Oh, God, ohh.

Oh, I don't think she's a floozy, Marie.

Oh, I I misspoke.

Oh, me too.

Oh, my, so heavy.

Oh, nothing.

Oh, she just went down. She's good for three hours.

Oh, thank you. It looks delicious.

Oh, that's all right, Lois. I can get that spot.

Oh, that's all right.

Oh, this is ridiculous.

Oh, this old thing?

Oh, uh, they went for a walk.

Oh, very pleasant. Yeah, she's great.

Oh, wait, Ray.

Oh, well, Ally's with a friend right now,

Oh, yeah, she's really terrific.

Oh, yeah. Right.

Oh, yeah. Thanks.

Oh, you know, actually, after our drive,

Oh, you pickin' up on that, Einstein?

Oh. Well, you... Deb, you can tell me later.

Ohh!

Ohh.

Ohh.

Okay, all right.

Okay, but... is any of it?

Okay, maybe I would look at the Swimsuit Issue,

Okay, okay.

Okay, yeah, Emma is a little bit older than me,

Okay?

Okay.

Okay. Good, good.

Ooh.

Or a waitress at Marco's or Claudia the cleaning lady!

Or is that just how you feel...

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ray, I've put almonds with the green beans.

Ray.

Right.

Right.

Robert, could you pass me the potatoes, please?

Robert, Dad, could you excuse us, please?

Say "Excuse me," huh?

She appreciates me.

She had to act that way

She needed some time alone, Ray.

She poured me some iced tea,

She pulled it back a little, you know,

She seems very pleasant.

She weighed 200 pounds, had bad skin and a limp,

She'd have to be like a mummy or something.

She's got you in the crosshairs.

She's not okay.

Shut up.

Since the divorce,

Sitting across the table from you...

Sleep in the same bed, huh?

Sneakin' peeks at her while she vacuumed

So you work at Warren's office?

So, Deb, where are my grandkids?

So, Emma...

So, how's everybody been?

So, Ray, you gonna let Warren and his girlfriend

Soon I just may be out there looking

Sounds to me like maybe...

Stop it, everybody!

Stop it!

Stop it.

Sure.

Than any time in my marriage.

Thank you for inviting me to your home.

Thank you for not wearing a hat.

Thank you, Ma!

Thank you, Raymond.

Thank you, Robert.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That must be them.

That whore.

That your father's going to bring a friend to Thanksgiving.

That's a secret?

That's cool.

That's disgusting.

That's how you feel, isn't it, Frank?

That's okay. It's okay.

That's right.

That's right.

That's what you said today.

The cleaning lady?

The grass is always greener, hmm?

The more the merrier.

The sins of the son shall not bother the father.

The woman has tears in her eyes

The woman I've told you so much about.

Then I'm not a day over 21!

Then why date her?

There was always a little rumba

There was one day

There you go.

There you go.

There's something I kind of want to tell you both.

They have other things there?

This is an upsetting situation.

This is dumb.

This is Lois,

This is the point.

To feel better about himself, to feel younger,

To get away from Raymond.

Trust me, this is painful for her.

Tryin' to please the wife. When are you gonna learn?

Trying to be happy than not.

Uh, I'll go with you, Mom.

Uh, sure, sure. I'll take you up.

Up your damn steps.

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute.

Was gonna go for someone younger,

We let them stay up late with Grandma last night.

We talked about it, and, really, I'm fine.

Welcome. We've been expecting you.

Well, bringing some girl, some floozy to dinner with his ex wife...

Well, here you go. I gotcha.

Well, insensitive, then.

Well, not you, exactly.

Well, sure. That's... yeah.

Well, that hardly seems necessary.

Well, what do you mean, he's gonna bring a woman?

Well, yeah. I'm not a monk.

Well, you certainly are not.

What about the swimsuit model?

What are you talkin' about? I pay attention to your mom.

What do you have to say?

What do you mean?

What gives?

What if Emma wakes up?

What is happening? How can you fight that?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell did I do?

What was she supposed to do?

What you have is never good enough.

What you have is never good enough.

What you said was true, not stupid.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? What are you talkin' about?

When I'm with her, I'm the young buck.

Where are all the ladies?

Where is your compassion?

Where's your mother?

Who makes him feel like he's still got it.

Why do you say things?

With the knees. Lift with the knees!

With the same look you have

Would that be all right?

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, come in.

Yeah, Emma seems nice.

Yeah, I know it did,

Yeah, yeah, it's good 'cause we all thought Warren

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. And then l... then I asked her

Yep, great.

Yes, but really, it's all right.

Yes, pleasant dreams and have a happy tomorrow, milady.

Yes.

Yes. I was all set to retire last year,

You can burp and change your own brother in law.

You don't even call her anything.

You don't have to start now.

You drive.

You got a golden opportunity here.

You got all your teeth and then some.

You guys have a good time. We'll just be here...

You have nice hair.

You just grunt at her.

You know what I mean. You think I'm blind?

You know what they say...

You know your father and I have gotten along very well

You know, Mom, I just don't think that you...

You make me sick!

You still need reassurance after 45 years of bondage?

You watched her wash the glass?

You.

You'd love to have someone different, wouldn't you?

You're so strong.

You're still handsome, nice tan.

You've never paid any attention to my mother before.

You've only been apart eight months.

Your father came home with an old lady...

And Ray... Hi.

And Robert... Hello!

Good for you. Ha, ha, ha!

Good night, you two. Okay, good night, Mom.

Hello, Raymond. Hi.

Hello. Hi.

Hi, sweetheart. Dad.

Hi. Hi.

into how you really feel. Yes.

Ray. Hi, pumpkin.

Yeah, it's unbelievable. Thank you, Robert.

'cause then I'd invent a time machine

"How are you today, Raymond?"

"I'm dinner. What's for hungry?"

"If your mom's okay with it, that's what's important."

"It's not your looks, it's not your body, it's you."

"Just give me the tea,"

"Uhh."

"You're only as old as you feel."