That '70s Show (1998) - Season 5 Edit

A 1 2 40? Hmm.

A 1 230? That's great. Why didn't you say something?

A 95 pound, Donny Osmond loving...

A And this is the pantry.

A banjo, Bob?

A barrel?

A better daughter.

A big load.

A bionic nose.

A blind Indian with three fingers made those.

A bunch of kids just like us were camping out up here...

A car show?

A coincidence.

A crowded parking lot, and a pair of pants to make my ass look like an oil painting.

A cut the line pass and a free D.M.V. Pen.

A diamond engagement ring.

A good boyfriend would have, but whatever.

A little part of me died.

A little privacy, please!

A little time apart will do you kids some good.

A little too much time on a high school romance.

A maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom.

A man ring.

A mother's love is like a flower that never wilts.

A pair of beige corduroys and maybe a blue blazer for the party.

A position opened up at my company, and it's yours if you want it.

A puppy.

A sad little girl needs to hear.

A six year old moved away?

A soft one!

A very valuable community service.

A woman's body (Clears Throat) Kitty, explain it to the boy.

A wonderful wife!

Aa aa aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah. My eye! (Groaning)

About bein' nude.

About Casey and all that stuff?

About love being the only thing that matters?

About presents and diamonds and buying me stuff.

About relationships.

About seeing people at school after running away and all...

About the fact that I'm never gonna have another baby.

Absolutely. Hey, let's get you happy kids hitched as soon as possible.

Accidentally told Kelso, Hyde, Fez and Jackie that she was engaged to Donna?

According to your application, your last job...

Actually, I changed my mind. I'm gonna getJackie back.

Actually, I think they were taken as part of a primitive manhood ritual.

Actually, I would like some more tea.

Actually, I'd like to see my face when I do it with Nina.

Actually, it was a little better than last year.

Actually, it's a gift. From me.

Actually, it's kinda pink. Is this ham?

Actually, Kitty, I think this is Eric's year.

Actually, we need to talk.

Actually, you know what? It's kind of perfect.

Actually, you were sitting over there.

Advertisers spend billions to make you think I'm a jerk if I don't buy you jewelry.

After a delicious dinner of Chicken Pinciotti?

After dinner conversation cards.

After I can't pay for Donna's ring, no one's gonna be in love with me, honey.

After my grandpa's funeral, Kelso and Annette are making out.

Again, go with Hyde.

Ah, a good burn, Fez.

Ah, apparently it's the invisible industry of Point Place, yeah.

Ah, but he's so stupid, how do we know he can do it?

Ah, but in a way, they're very similar.

Ah, but you haven't asked me about my special skills yet.

Ah, how about that?

Ah, I figured you knew.

Ah, I'll go with the blonde.

Ah, it feels good to be back!

Ah, my last American chance to annoy you.

Ah, my last American Popsicle washed down by my last American g**** soda.

Ah, that is the perfect bush.

Ah, the annual nurses' convention.

Ah, the tragedy. My father was sent to prison...

Ah, who am I kiddin'? I'm just makin' these names up.

Ah, you can't kick my ass from down there. All you can do is punch my ass.

Ah!

Ah! We never got to do the trampoline thing.

All grown up and... visiting college!

All I know is I gotta go tell the woman I love that the ring I gave her for all eternity...

All I know is, you guys better watch what you say around here.

All I need is my buddy Hyde.

All I wanna do is pound you so you can feel as bad as I do!

All I want to do is see the end of Guiding Light, and it won't click.

All I was hearing was Steven saying, "Good to know. Good to know!"

All I'm saying is that I've become accustomed to a certain lifestyle...

All in a day's work, ma'am. Let's get you into something a little more comfortable.

All new hires are on probation.

All nurses are actually horny for high school boys.

All of my colleagues gathered together to talk about health and medicine.

All right, Eric. Listen up.

All right, Fez!

All right, Fez. I need you to tell Hyde about the dream you had about me.

All right, Fez. There's Nina. Now remember, you're a new man.

All right, good, 'causeJackie's at a doll expo...

All right, guys. You heard the lady. No more breathing!

All right! Let's play some ball.

All right! Party at Donna's!

All right! Party time!

All right! We're gettin' a fat kid!

All right? As if I'm some object for guys to leer at. God.

All right? It doesn't apply to everything.

All right.

All right. All right. All right. Let's go.

All right. All right. Picture time.

All right. Back off, Fez. What me and Annette have is real.

All right. Can I raid the fridge?

All right. Chicken Pinciotti for two.

All right. Cool. Well, uh, I guess I'll see you on Monday.

All right. Dad, they have a catch phrase. Hey, what's ours?

All right. Enough with the idle chatter. Go be poor.

All right. Fine.

All right. Good luck, man.

All right. Good to know.

All right. I did enjoy that.

All right. I'll talk to you later, Jackie.

All right. I'm done with this crap, Jackie. You choose right now. Me or him.

All right. It's Donna's butt.

All right. It's time to come clean.

All right. Look, Jackie. Tonight you can sleep in Laurie's room...

All right. Me and Fez are shirts. You and Donna be skins?

All right. Now what is going on in my basement?

All right. That sounds fantastic. And how do I do that?

All right. That's it. I'm gonna go askJake Bradley.

All right. That's it. We're goin' home.

All right. Well, you can't tell me what to do.

All right. What happened between you two anyway?

All right. What if you were stranded on a desert island with her?

All right. Where goes the horse?

All systems are go.

All that time he's spending with your daughter.

All the girls I know are either too snobby or too slutty.

All they could hear in the background was, like, a whisper.

All tuckered out from a day of chasing nurses.

All we did was eat.

All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs.

Alls you did was babble about lasers and naughty places.

Also made by the handicapped Indian.

Also, it's where we keep the mustard.

Although I did see one walk right off a cliff once.

Although it does sound good to hear those words again.

Always.

Am I distracting you, my big, strong driver man?

Am I man enough to make that bet? No, no. The answer is no.

Am I not on the radio all the time as "Hot Donna"?

Am I really supposed to believe that Kathy is my little sister?

Am I too needy? Tell me! I need to know!

An early engagement's often a sign of heavy drug use.

An engaged hophead and a mush mouthed foreigner...

An engagement ring says that verbatim.

An engagement ring? Uh oh.

An immature, engaged, high school dumb ass...

An octo burn.

An ostrich farm, Burt?

And "tell my dad," meaning shut up?

And a bigger tower. [Laughs]

And a drunk foreign kid, I'd say...

And a lady?

And a little more jumpin' out of cakes.

And a one and a two and a

And a really charming story about how my biggest fault...

And a salesman to sell on commission.

And acting immature, and keeping secrets.

And after I make my fortune in robots...

And after that, they're gonna jam electrodes in our brains...

And all he said was, "Good to know."

And all the police could find were these bloody drag marks that led down to the lake.

And also, "Thank God."

And also, I'll be making out with her in front of you.

And And don't be afraid to use colorful words like "sweaty"...

And and red hair is gross.

And And, "Donna, that guy was whistling at me, not you."

And as your boyfriend, I'm ordering you to take your bossy mouth and flap it elsewhere.

And ask yourself, who do you love the most?

And because of that, I want him even more.

And believe me, I love them.

And by "turn your back," you mean ditching her for two months...

And by the way, I'm nowhere near the actual food.

And come up with good synonyms for...

And cried a little.

And cry every time that I watch Love Story, then, yes, I am like a woman.

And Dad should be too. What's with him anyway?

And don't give me any, "Oh, boo hoo, my hands are bleeding."

And Eric chickens out again.

And even though some of it wasn't exactly fun

And ever since then she's wanted the recipe.

And every time his dog would ring a bell, Pavlov would eat.

And everyone's tellin' me to jump.

And everything inside the Fotohut vanish.

And Fez? Fez never knows anything!

And for the first time too.

And for your information, they found nothing.

And found out that my student visa expires when I graduate from high school.

And gave you the best years of their lives.

And girls with low self esteem.

And giving them sharp objects...

And go shave that thing.

And God bless America.''

And he doesn't know it, but I saw him kissing this lady in the hotel.

And he had a sponge.

And he paid a little visit to the Death Star.

And he solved the crime, and he sent the pimp bastard to the chair.

And he was giving me a sponge bath.

And he was speaking Chinese.

And he would just run straight off and make a jobby.

And he's a better man for it.

And he's good looking...

And hearing the word "job" a lot...

And her dad works for Six Flags!

And here at the D.M.V., I've learned it's easier to solve problems...

And here I am ecstatic, and Red comes home babbling about his precious Corvette.

And here's another tip. When a girl says she just wants to be friends...

And his whole country's made of bamboo.

And hope that relieves the tension...

And I accidentally put on my reading glasses, and I saw your score.

And I admire that you're willing to go out on your own.

And I am a man who likes to finish what he started.

And I am strong and healthy.

And I bet when you two get together, it's like a thunderstorm, right?

And I can already tell you the ending.

And I can hire a cook and a maid.

And I can't go home because Red thinks I'm over at Fez's. What

And I certainly don't have any candy hidden in the garage.

And I don't even have to slaughter animals.

And I don't know if I ever will be.

And I don't know if something just happened or something was about to happen.

And I don't know who to pick.

And I don't usually tell you what to do...

And I don't want that.

And I don't want to do it again!

And I dreamt that I ended a war...

And I finally came to a conclusion...

And I get back, and everything is just the same.

And I got her that particular bean because I never stopped loving her.

And I guess the lesson is, don't hide in someone's shower.

And I have no choice. I have to do what she says...

And I have so much to say, but I

And I just hate the thought of her being off with some random guy.

And I just ran, Donna. I just ran away.

And I kind of remember that, uh

And I know that when you give me a chance, you'll see that we're great together.

And I know you two will get along famously. You have so much in common.

And I like my free ride!

And I like Steven now...

And I like to be teased a little.

And I need your father there, holding my hand and telling me it's okay...

And I realized that all your paranoid, delusional crap about romance...

And I realized, that's how far away I'd be from you all the time.

And I really do feel bad that my "foxitude"...

And I should've laughed at his thunderstorm jokes.

And I shouldn't have to.

And I still haven't found it.

And I still want her.

And I swear to God, I'm just as sick of it as you are.

And I think that I might've done it on purpose...

And I thought it didn't, because sometimes I just want things...

And I wanted to do something nice.

And I wanted to show you that I know, and I'm sorry.

And I was extremely wrong, and

And I was really mad.

And I was really rootin' for you two crazy kids.

And I was right about that too.

And I was totally freakin' out, and Jackie was just comforting me.

And I was very passive aggressive.

And I went to the arboretum because you wanted to.

And I will let you lie on me and pretend that it bothers me.

And I won't let you send my precious baby boy away.

And I would have put the ring on your finger...

And I would've taken your hand...

And I'd like to give a special thanks to Ed Asner.

And I'd tone it down, but I just don't know how!

And I'll bring a date and a 12 pack just like the pilgrims.

And I'll come visit you at school.

And I'll follow you.

And I'll get it back.

And I'll just give you one of these.

And I'll show the boys where they're gonna be staying.

And I'll take these half empty glasses.

And I'm a man.

And I'm about to kick your ass.

And I'm glad I'm not goin', 'cause I hate parties.

And I'm glad they didn't take her, because Well, the worse I feel, the more I need her.

And I'm gonna die, and we can't control anything that happens to us!

And I'm just so very small.

And I'm like, "Hey, why don't you replace the hubcap."

And I'm lockin' myself inside, and I'm swallowin' the key!

And I'm never gonna get my pictures back, which is a real shame...

And I'm not gonna miss it.

And I'm not like Forman. I have no problem mooching off your success.

And I'm not your "little buddy."

And I'm out of there.

And I'm pretty sure the answer is pink jelly beans.

And I'm really sorry, okay?

And I'm sorry, but 50% just ain't gonna cut it.

And I'm sorry, but just because of your attitude...

And I'm sorry, but that is just not gonna fly...

And I'm staying out of this, but if you'd eat a little bran...

And I've realized I've been taking the people who love me for granted.

And if I don't come back, then, Donna, please move on with your life.

And if I don't give Donna the ring, what are we gonna do at the water tower?

And if I get wrinkles, my free ride is over.

And if she breaks all your golf clubs...

And if we win this next event, we'll be champions.

And if you can't and you're gonna have to break up with me because of that...

And if you can't be honest, then you shouldn't be wearing that ring at all.

And if you could just open your hearts...

And if you count theJapanese snipers as my friends...

And if you don't like that, then we shouldn't be together.

And if you two love each other, but Red is making you miserable...

And if you would just live up to your potential

And if you're not on board, I could spread your crazy...

And if you're not, you better tell me right now.

And in this one, they're finally friends.

And instead of saying "ew," like a normal person...

And it is glorious.

And it led to a life of drugs and prostitution.

And it really takes a lot of living with someone to get it right.

And it shot down a beam and made everyone...

And it was about Kelso.

And it was erotic...

And it was me.

And it was... great.

And it would've been easier for her if she would've let me!

And it's all up to me.

And it's nice to be needed.

And it's used!

And it's working.

And Jackie and me were just talkin', that's all.

And Jackie was in Hyde's bed...

And just like a commie...

And laugh like a little girl.

And look at him.

And made him feel bad about himself.

And make out with guys named Ted, then

And material things, and [Gasps]

And maybe even friends.

And maybe, just maybe, we can start to heal...

And menopause makes another unwelcome appearance at the dinner table.

And mid summer sunset.

And Miss Brady made me her special assistant. [Chuckles]

And my appreciation for your beauty is purely aesthetic.

And my dad fixed it so I can graduate at Point Place with you guys.

And my losing it is a symbol...

And my mother, well fine is a little remote...

And my use of Alberto V05 Hot Oil Treatment.

And no chick is gonna come between us anymore.

And no one can know about this.

And now he's leaving, and what are we gonna do for the Fourth ofJuly?

And now I am in pain.

And now they're gone because of your bull [Bleeps]

And now you're you're a great, big guy with

And now, the cow milking event.

And one large Fez, dark and sweet.

And one of his brothers took a picture of me.

And orphan boy ends up alone, slowly going blind from self abuse.

And park this thing in my garage?

And plenty of dog food money comin' in, and

And plus, I love helping people.

And plus, I'll be sexy forever.

And pull her out like a stump.

And read the arm "stuntman."

And right in our basement. We keep our Christmas decorations down there.

And said, "I want to do it with Nina."

And save Babe from osteoporosis wins."

And second of all, I'm not the only one who spills stuff around here.

And second of all, you're right. I am cheap.

And sell it to every gaucho in Argentina, or wherever the hell he's from.

And shame on you for doubting me.

And she could really use a little damn support right now.

And she even wrote little comments inside.

And she looks damn good.

And she made me realize that, okay...

And she said that she thought I could.

And since we've been married, how many tests have I taken? None.

And since you're no longer available, he shipped one in from out West.

And so much for talking.

And sorry about what I said.

And Steven invited me over to listen to a new record.

And stood there laughing and waving.

And Susan. And Janice.

And take a shower. I mean, that's the spirit!

And take what was given to me by God himself.

And taken the ring

And tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.

And that is a Fez with needs.

And that is how you make a canoe out of banana skins.

And that is the bean of love.

And that is why I'm trimming the hedges.

And that little kid in the white suit?

And that man's name is

And that money that you've been paying in rent?

And that people have landed on the great white head.

And that pretty much beats our third grade pact. I'm sorry, but I wanna be with her.

And that Red doesn't know what he's talking about when he says I'm immature.

And that ring is only the beginning, man. I can see it now.

And that she should be back here with me.

And that star is Jake Bradley! Jake Bradley!

And that...

And that's bizarre.

And that's how we met.

And that's just a warning!

And that's just the way it is.

And that's scary, 'cause there can only be one devil, one Hitler, one...

And that's why I've changed my mind.

And that's why they won't put him to sleep at the dentist.

And the answer was so obvious. It was staring me in the face the whole time.

And the best thing about being beautiful is I can get work as a model.

And the canoeing champion for this year's...

And the fish that were unlucky enough to cross my path

And the furtive whispers of, "We shouldn't!"

And the government knows that beer... will set us free.

And the guys with zero.

And the Hendersons got a new jungle gym!

And the lady he rescued was so grateful they did it.

And the letter just sort of slid into my hand...

And the next you're all [Imitates Klaxon Blaring]

And the overpowering scent of BenGay.

And the people I thought loved me.

And the second I turn my back, she off and Frenches Hyde.

And the story I remember after your first time was you didn't call her for a week.

And the worst part is I still love him.

And then after Michael threw up, I told him...

And then after you pulled my head out of the toilet, and I let go of your bean bags...

And then afterwards, I went into the bathroom, and, uh

And then give him a chance to teIIJackie.

And then he locked the sliding door...

And then his shirt rips off.

And then I heard these high pitched screams.

And then I met these very nice people, the Hare Krishnas.

And then I realized, that's why they call it a clock radio.

And then I realized, that's why they call it a clock radio.

And then I snuck out the back door.

And then I thought to myself...

And then I walked her home, and she gave me a good night kiss...

And then it it it unhinges its jaw, and in it goes.

And then Nina told me to stop humming.

And then one day you realize all you're doing is teaching them how to leave.

And then she got mad. And then I think she got sad.

And then she said that if I wanted him, I'd have to fight for him.

And then she'll feel really bad, and I'll console her and presto!

And then that fat kid Oliver showed up. [Chuckles]

And then the drive took forever.

And then the second time I'll have to please her because I got nervous.

And then there were some sounds.

And then this week, I couldn't even trick him into promising me...

And then to get back on your good side...

And then tomorrow, we'll track down your floozy mother.

And then we're gonna buckle down.

And then when I asked her to live with me, she said I'm not freakin' popular.

And then, "Shh! It's okay!"

And then, a few years later, you'll die.

And then, just in case, we'll run like hell.

And then, of course, when you got older, he got mad again...

And then...

And there is a whole town out there just waiting for us.

And there was sponging.

And there'll be plenty of room, especially without Laurie.

And there's nothing you can say to make me change my mind.

And they all agreed that it was...

And they are out!

And they disappeared.

And they lived happily ever after.

And they were watching The Six Million Dollar Man.

And they've been married 150 years.

And thinking a little bit more about my future...

And this is illegal. We're busted.

And this is my gift to America.

And this one time, I saw him fiddling around in my locker.

And to do that, I have to believe...

And to drink until their livers turn into cocktail onions.

And to seem completely normal...

And turn left at the ugly house."

And two girls.

And up until now, everyone had the good grace not to mention it.

And use 'em like a secret emergency rocket pack.

And we can forget about any lunchtime hokey pokey.

And we can't waste a second of that.

And we don't freak out about the little stuff.

And we eat bugs!

And we fought over her?

And we have a ton in common.

And we just want you to know...

And we should be together forever.

And we should practice and get better at it.

And we were sitting in these exact same seats when we saw it.

And we're apart for four years?

And we're back in the "having sex again" stage, so

And we're gonna get married no matter what you think...

And we're not supposed to be here.

And we've both said some things that we didn't mean.

And what about your Friday bowling nights?

And when he saw you guys kissing, he just fell apart.

And when I didn't, he was so mad we didn't talk for a year.

And when I frown, my skin wrinkles.

And when I think crumb cake, I think Bob.

And when they played back the tapes...

And when they're done, I'm retiling the whole damn bathroom.

And when we have conversation he makes me think.

And when you take a pill shaped like Barney Rubble...

And which is why I say it to you every day.

And who should drive by?

And why did you have to tell your father? He's not stable, Eric.

And you

And you are lucky to have such a stallion at your disposal.

And you barely speak English.

And you can call my girlfriend names, but here's the thing.

And you contaminated him so much, I ended up with Steven...

And you could've played in the snow until we were done.

And you don't know what she's doin' at Marquette.

And you finally listened, huh?

And you found me out.

And you guys are that person for each other, and Eric is that person for me.

And you just know they're gonna partner him up with a dog.

And you knew I lied about the doll expo, so you came up here to help me move my stuff.

And you know what Mr. Cool Guy was doing?

And you know what? Donna and I are getting married.

And you know what? You're gonna have to learn to deal with it.

And you know why? It's right there in front of us, girls.

And you said, "Okay."

And you spend a lot more time looking at someone than you do talking to them.

And you think you're ready to be married. You can't even chop wood.

And you too, Steven.

And you took away my job, so I can't afford a new hubcap.

And you. Have you fixed the damn clicker yet?

And you're locked inside, and I'm gettin'Jackie back.

And you're not nude.

And you're telling me you can't decide between us?

And, ah, oh, it looks fabulous.

And, as for me, as long as I live under your roof and eat your food...

And, by the way, I see where Nina gets her lovely ass.

And, can I just say, if that snooty switchboard operator's attitude...

And, Eric, we're gonna pay for your college too.

And, honestly, I just think we'll all be a lot happier.

And, look, you have a window.

And, Mom, I know that we have had our ups and downs...

And, uh, don't forget, Mrs. Forman. You can count Steven and me in.

And, uh, Donna's gonna go with bride.

And, uh, he left you something else.

And, uh, then I started again without realizing it.

And, uh, well, then then we did it.

And, um, lucky for you, I'm a nurse, so I can use the proper terms, like...

And, well, even my math teacher.

And, well, he's leaving.

And, well, if I don't do something soon...

And, you know, what is the D.M.V. really, if not one big kingdom?

And?

And... chop!

And... go.

And... go.

And... I was, like, a nurse in it.

And... milk!

And... more stupid.

And... no.

And... they made me wear the stupid helmet.

Anne Murray. [Scoffs]

Annette wears a robe.

Annette! (Chuckles)

Annette. Look, baby.

Another hard cider, Bob.

Another old lady.

Any minute now, my army of alien zombies will be inva

Anyone else feel like a rainbow?

Anything less than a 1 2 40 is unacceptable.

Anyway, every time that dog would ring that bell...

Anyway, I'm going to the doctor's this afternoon

Anyway, we're gonna have our own apartment.

Anyway, when you came to California, I knew you were the one.

Apologetic look accepted.

Apology accepted.

Applying moisturizer to their "all overness"?

April showers.

Arboretum, dinner roll, Laser Floyd.

Are thinking about movin' in together.

Are you Are you gonna, like, lose your hair?

Are you from Hollywood?

Are you gonna stop wearing your pants? 'Cause I might have a problem with that.

Are you holding it in? 'Cause it's okay to let it out. We're family.

Are you kidding? I was kidding. [Chuckles]

Are you listening to country music, man?

Are you nuts? That guy almost offered me a job!

Are you really gonna go talk to my dad for me?

Are you serious?

Are you sure I'm ready?

Are you sure it was the dog who rang the bell?

Are you sure it's not an evil alien artifact?

Are you sure? (Sniffs)

Are you trying to kill me? Because that's what you're doing.

Aren't they, Schotzie? Yes, they are!

As a bib.

As a friend that likes to see you get hurt.

As a joke?

As a joke?

As I tumbled around and around.

As if that were something that I would dream about.

As long as we're together.

As usual, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

At first I just thought he was a leprechaun.

At first I thought they were just killing time.

At least he's putting up a fight. You just gave up. Like France.

At least, not since I've known you.

At this rate, the only way I'll see Laser Floyd is...

At this year's Point Place Paul Bunyan Pioneer DayJamboree.

At whose's?

Attention, everyone.

Aw, come on. It's not that cold.

Aw, damn, I got a splinter.

Aw, geez.

Aw, geez.

Aw, man!

Aw, man. Hyde, you got me again.

Aw, thanks, honey.

Aw, you're messing with me.

Aw! Look at him.

Ay!

Baby, no! I'll prove that I'm over her.

BabyJesus was watching.

Back from California.

Badges. (Chuckles)

Bare assed and holding a plastic bat.

Barefoot hippies playin' Frisbee...

Barefoot hippies singin' songs to trees

Basic math and verbal skills are the ticket to great wealth...

Basically, I hit rock bottom.

Battle of the Network Stars is... Red Forman!

Be bad, Donna. (Whispering) I won't tell.

Be nice to Anne, okay? She's a beloved Canadian songstress.

Because Fez had a boy on boy dream about you?

Because he loves you.

Because he wouldn't have a party.

Because I am not gonna let menopause get me down.

Because I am the man and the man's the man, and that's just the way it is.

Because I can't swallow an antelope alone.

Because I got 1 ,000 points.

Because I have been burned in the past.

Because I mostly said stuff behind your back.

Because I signed you up as a flipper.

Because I wanted you, and you left and broke my heart.

Because I'm on the edge of my freakin' seat here.

Because I'm strong enough to take you down and make you listen.

Because I'm the man, and the man's the man...

Because it is a big deal when you yell, "Get off my boyfriend"...

Because it's so unnatural.

Because love is precious.

Because Malibu Ken doesn't have a beard!

Because no lady wants to make it with a bird.

Because other people have them.

Because our love is strong.

Because she's made of hellfire.

Because the S.A.T.'s prove that there's another man who can take care of me.

Because they're having this big Monday Madness sale.

Because today It's my last day wearing it.

Because we're in love, and we make each other really happy.

Because we're in love.

Because you can put a price tag on a ring, but, you know...

Because you have potential.

Because you need to be pushed, and we need to think about our future.

Because you threw him in the pool!

Because you're breaking up the band, Yoko!

Because you're stupid!

Because, lady, you do not know how to throw a slumber party.

Because, uh, something happened a few days ago that I'd like to share with everyone.

Because, you know, it ruins the fabric.

Because... I just ate.

BecauseJackie and Annette are the same person.

Before my head explodes.

Before you get all gushy, we didn't pay for it.

Before you get all... scary and pink...

Before you kicked us out of Donna's house, you party pooper.

Bein' beautiful That's how I get away with stuff.

Being around this many corporate stooges.

Being that you're unfriendly.

Bench press that.

Besides, that is what a man ring looks like.

Better? I bet you're feeling better.

Big, old crap of a day, huh?

BillieJean King's sister is leading the campfire songs.

Black is the color of death!

Board up my windows? What are my windows?

Boat license, license to operate a forklift...

Bob was in our shower again.

Bob, you know what Eric's problem is?

Bob's goin' out of town for the weekend?

Bob's so scared, he's not even wiping it off.

Boring.

Boy, am I getting old.

Boy, Jackie looks mad.

Bravo.

Bring it home, brother!

Bringing a girl into my house in the middle of the night?

Broke you and Jackie up.

Buckets of chicken.

Bug eyed bastard.

Burn!

Burn!

Burn! [Laughs]

Burt Reynolds have a garage sale?

Burt, honey, pass me your plate.

Burt, honey, why don't you come over and sit with us?

Burt. Burtie Bear.

Burtikins.

Business section's for the man, right?

But But I am all atwitter.

But But show me a human pyramid and a really sharp pom pom waterfall...

But before I knew, I was at the hotel last night.

But do you know what a Slip 'n Slide can do to a halter top?

But don't call till after 7:00 when the rates go down.

But especially hard on you. I mean, since you found out you were

But for the hundredth time, I'm sorry I sat on your spice rack.

But he always smelled like clean sheets.

But he could be the sick little kid the whole team rallies around.

But he was begging, Red.

But he was treating everybody like crap poor, rich, black, white.

But he's beautiful, damn it!

But he's not complaining, and he's not quitting.

But he's the one brave enough to kill spiders.

But Hyde's so good for you. Since you started dating him...

But I (Clears Throat)

But I I still think it's true.

But I already told him I'm going wherever you go.

But I also enjoy the fruity taste.

But I am in there making the best of it...

But I can't help but remember the feeling of being stung by bees...

But I didn't I don't know.

But I do a lot of things behind this counter I'm not supposed to do.

But I got to know her and now I really like her.

But I gotta go tell the whole school about you and Nurse Ding a ling's sponge bath.

But I have money, so if you do other stuff too

But I have never been treated like that before.

But I have to tell Donna I love her...

But I have, uh, written several love letters to Barbara Walters, so, uh

But I just always thought it was some kind of beautiful fairy tale.

But I just think it's gonna bring us so much happiness, don't you?

But I think you should throw a little "T" in there too.

But I want you to know it's all under control.

But I want you to know it's not you, it's me.

But I was a dirtbag long before you came along.

But I was with the post office lady. That was cool.

But I'll give it a shot.

But I'm afraid Bob'll want to act out some car wash fantasy.

But I'm afraid your hat will wake up and scratch my eyes out.

But I'm almost positive that I'll never, ever shoot you again.

But I'm gonna look the other way, which is hard to do, 'cause

But I'm not gonna say I'm sorry...

But I'm really interested in this movie.

But I'm through doing stuff for you, because you don't appreciate it.

But I've changed, and I just want you to get to know the new me.