Mork & Mindy - Season 1 Edit

A believer.

A believer.

A bottle.

A cat box.

A catcher's mitt.

A closer look at him sometime.

A clue could be anything, you know?

A cop is chasing a couple of escaped criminals.

A credit card.

A football player?

A gentleman also lets go of the coat.

A gentleman always helps a lady on with her coat.

A job?

A little hug really does help get me through the day.

A lot of money off this.

A policeman caught an escaped criminal,

A shower is another word for a party.

A true believer.

Aah, aah!

About "the sky is falling"?

About a strange creature from another planet?

About myself tonight.

About myself tonight.

About one, no.

About the way I acted.

About what happens tonight.

About you and your boyfriends, but this Mork,

Acting a little more like it, right?

After about an hour, your father stopped it.

After all, he's already spent the night with her.

After all, I love you.

After all, it's my store.

Ah, do a hundred push ups.

Ah, don't tickle me, don't tickle me, don't tickle me!

Ah, hah, hah.

Ah, I can see it right now... blood, death, everything.

Ah, practical jokes. Onk!

Ah, well, that's very interesting.

Ah, well, there goes the neighborhood.

Ah, where do you think you're going

Ah!

Ah! ( sizzles )

Ah. Phew! Phew!

Ah. You're all done.

Ah...

Ah... too late! I'm there!

Aha.

Alien beings... Mindy.

All I want is exclusive rights to the story.

All I want is the fame.

All right honey, okay, take it easy, take it easy.

All right, bye bye.

All right, here's the Reader's Digest version.

All right, if you insist.

All right, it seems that a few months ago,

All right, now, stop it!

All right.

All right.

All the car windows I've steamed up in my day.

All the car windows were steamed up.

All we can do is forgive him.

All you get is double talk.

All you have to do is get me proof

Also a puppet for a two dimensional child.

Also can dice, slice, and make julienne fries.

Also, a bank will only lend you money to buy a boat,

Also, let's just forget the vinyl, and look inside,

Also, this money seems to have a certain rubber like quality,

Am I coming in loud and clear?

Am I getting through to you, Bright Eyes?

Amazing what pleases the primitive tribes.

Amen.

An entire evening with you and Susan.

An escaped prisoner.

And a hug is?

And a new rug.

And a new sofa.

And a place to flip out all at once.

And apparently Mork wants to see a lot more of Susan.

And because of that he thought the sky was falling,

And besides...

And by now would have given me a $200,000 home,

And convert the non believer.

And don't call me Fredzo.

And duplicate your report.

And dusting off whatever.

And finally, who can one trust?"

And find out in a second.

And finds Mork there.

And flooded the entire living room.

And football's just a game.

And get dressed and go out

And get the old comforter?

And have cute little green babies

And have your very own Venusian condominimum,

And he promised he'd be back today.

And he thinks that I know something about it.

And he thinks that men have landed from outer space.

And he's in a bad mood.

And help Cora with the clarinet parts.

And here's to the nicest alien I've ever met.

And hire me to conduct some real music, huh?

And how do you know who I am?

And I began my quest for truth.

And I brought along something of unquestioned value

And I can't see a thing,

And I don't ever want to see you around here again.

And I hate to say this...

And I know you need the money really badly.

And I look up to Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

And I shall apprehend your partner forthwith.

And I suppose you're going to tell me that the garbage man

And I think you will be,

And I want to be with you, too.

And I want you to be able

And I'd still have enough left over

And I'll be back by, say, uh... 2:00 tomorrow.

And I'll camp out.

And I'll go back and start bailing.

And I'll see you after the game.

And I'm an eyewitness to that.

And if I can help you, that... ( laughs )

And if I remember that I saw a flying saucer, I will let you know.

And it looks like rain.

And it takes two to tango.

And it would be a perfect place

And it'll go so well

And made up with Mindy.

And meet more people.

And more conviction.

And Mork just set him free!

And Mork just set him free.

And not housebroken.

And O.J.'s just a man,

And observe the snow.

And obviously wants to get her hooks into you...

And report back everything to Orson on Ork.

And ring up 83% of the sales.

And run down your neck.

And see if I can find the name of the owner.

And she tried to kiss me.

And squeeze.

And take human lessons from you.

And talk show guests.

And that means that he was gullible.

And that was just her head.

And that's bad?

And the only reason they invented that

And the softest.

And the whole place goes to pot!

And their names are...

And then I started stealing cars,

And then the albums fell, and, and...

And then when I tell them we're not,

And then when one did ask me out...

And then when somebody does

And there's something written on it, too.

And they finally caught me, and here I am.

And they're making a list, and they're checking it twice.

And those who tell jokes.

And tried to tie him up with this metal thing.

And underwater dancing.

And used that report to floss their teeth.

And watch him bump into the wall.

And we don't make diddley on these crackers

And we need big bucks.

And we still don't find you an apartment.

And what words of wisdom

And you bought that?

And you saved me from that.

And you sit there eating a sandwich?

And you started building a trap.

And you talk about these kind of things with Mindy?

And you try and convert me.

And, and a woman just sometimes needs to be held.

And, uh, Mork, you are the worst.

And... put on your clothes.

Andante,

Andante, you butchers.

Andante!

Any card.

Any privacy anymore.

Anything, just lea... What funeral?

Anyway, Mork, I don't want to lose you.

Are coming down to Earth?

Are going to take separate honeymoons.

Are hazardous to your health.

Are they?

Are you all right?

Are you crazy?! Of course he wants to be your friend.

Are you feeling it, Mork?

Are you just getting up now?

Are you on vacation,

Are you ready now?

Are you ready to start the inventory, Cora?

Are you running away?

Are you sure those sky flakes won't bash my brains out?

Are you transmitting across the universe today?

Are you two, uh, very close?

Are you...?

Aren't you a nun?

As a kid, I was a shoplifter.

As a matter of fact, I think we should

As a self respecting human being...?

As far I know, he's over there right now.

As if I didn't trust her.

As my dear father would say, you're a pea brain!

As the street people put it, extricated.

At a Grateful Dead concert.

At least you learned something from it.

At the height of our rush hour?

Aw, bummer.

Aw...

Back, back, back! You're blocking the violins.

Bad ah nee.

Bail me out... why, am I leaking?

Basketball.

Be at Mindy's house at noon tomorrow.

Be there or be square. 'Bye.

Because he said he wanted to see his sick mother.

Because I couldn't get Susan

Because I just lit it.

Because I sat between them.

Because I was a jerk.

Because I'm out of my mind right now.

Because Susan's going to be here any minute.

Because that's all I have. Oh.

Because they're sending a ship down here

Because they've come down here

Because you can bounce a check, or stretch a dollar.

Because you saved my life.

Beg for mercy!

Believe it or not, some life forms here

Believe it or not, Your Immenseness,

Besides, he said he wanted to get out of prison

Besides, I had to pay him back.

Beth said that she and Jim

Better start all over again and come through the window.

Between the two of you.

Between you and your father.

Big deal

Blasphemy!

Blasphemy!

Blow your own horn?!

Boy, a coat!

Boy, am I perturbed.

Boy, am I thirsty.

Boy, do I feel like a flake.

Boy, have you got a lot to learn.

Boy, he's good.

Boy, I feel really bad.

Boy, I really Orked it up this time.

Boy, I sure could use that $25,000 reward.

Boy, I'm glad I didn't land in Buffalo.

Boy, that's a laugh.

Boy, you must be strong.

Brad did something, that slimemunger.

Brad misunderstood our relationship.

Brad, can I ask you something kind of dumb?

Brad, I'd really like to see you again.

Brad, this is my friend Mork.

Brad.

Breakfast.

Bubba! Too Tall! Break it up!

Bubba... My man.

Bubbly?

Bug off, creep.

Bummer. Sorry to hear that.

Burn that.

Business is picking up.

Business is the pits.

But anybody would have pulled you out from in front of that bus.

But being with you makes me happy.

But could he have done it on Astroturf?

But don't just take it from us.

But due to the extenuating circumstances,

But he promised. I did him a favor.

But he's really not that different.

But I can get it done, uh huh.

But I don't have much faith in football,

But I don't trust him. I'm staying the night.

But I get in your way; you told me so.

But I I'm not a swinger.

But I know he'll come back. He promised.

But I need you. I need your advice.

But I presume one jailbird in the hand is worth...

But I still go out

But I want to be with you.

But I want to be with you.

But I'll be back to normal in a couple of hours.

But I'm a member of a superior civilization, really.

But I'm in love with your buffalo.

But it takes a trained eye to spot a real clue, my friend.

But it's just not fair that I go out tonight;

But it's not that bad, friend.

But it's, uh, some kind of trick.

But maybe it's the best thing.

But Mindy, I detest basketball.

But Mork called, and I kind of got to thinking

But Mork, this is a bridal shower for a girl

But nothing worked for me

But on Labor Day, baby, babe.

But Orson?

But seriously, you know, I met a girl.

But she said she didn't want to go.

But she said to tell you

But that chair was a hundred years old.

But that's a...

But that's my job. Listen, I'm the only alien here.

But that's the first step towards moving in.

But the point is that you need to go out and meet other people.

But they won't let us until the preliminary hearing.

But they're awful seedy.

But they're jiving your socks off.

But they're not coming here on Veterans Day,

But they're not laughing now.

But we banned it because we thought

But we need more power in your voice,

But where would he go?

But why?

But yeah, every once in a while

But you bullied me into that promise, you know.

But you don't know what kind of a price you'd have to pay.

But you don't, you don't slam the door

But you know, I'd like to ask you a couple of questions

But you saved my life. I owe you everything.

But you've got to promise

But your father caught it with his pants.

But, Mork, on on Earth, sand is as common as, uh, dirt.

But, oh, no, clipping now, clipping now,

But, then again, it's...

But, you know, yada yada.

But, you know, you really should

But... there's something's missing.

But... there's something's missing.

Butterfinger.

By the way, don't take any wooden grebbles.

Bye. Ciao, arrivederci, chelan delecito.

Came along with me tonight.

Can anyone get money from the bank?

Can I get a nanu nanu? Nanu nanu.

Can I make you another sandwich, huh?

Can I, huh? Can I, huh? Huh? Can I, huh?

Can you feel that clipping now? 15 yards, 15 yards.

Can you hear it now?

Can you hear me, friend?

Can you keep a secret?

Celebrate by going out tonight.

Certainly I'm all right.

Certainly, Fredzo.

Certainly.

Champagne.

Choke. Gasp. Look of sincere empathy.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Clint Mullet, ace reporter.

Clint, I don't know how to tell you this,

Close friends.

Clues? Like what? Well, you know, Mork,

Come along, my brothers.

Come here, I want to show you something.

Come here, Mork.

Come in, Mork.

Come in, Orson.

Come in, Orson.

Come in, Orson.

Come in, Orson.

Come in, Orson.

Come in, Orson.

Come in... Orson.

Come on, fellas.

Come on, get up.

Come on, Mork, get up.

Come on, you know what's in there.

Come on, you lazy Orkan.

Come on, you should put it on

Come on.

Come up through the ladder,

Coming down to destroy the Earth on Labor Day.

Coming up.

Coming.

Conversions... good for one point.

Cops! I know that game.

CORA: Frederick!

CORA: Mindy!

CORA: Oh, say!

CORA: Why, hello, kids.

Cora!

Could I live there?

Could you excuse me for just a moment?

Could you go up in the attic for me

Could you loan me ten bucks?

Couldn't even see the game.

Couldn't you have varnished it just a little?

Cross my heart and hope to die.

Cuff links!

Dad, Dad,

Dad, you're never going to guess what Mork just did.

Dad!

Daddy, he was just helping me on with my coat.

Daddy, I am going to tell you something

Daddy, it's not like it seems.

Daddy, Mork is from a highly advanced civilization.

Daddy.

Daddy's residence.

Dashing through the snow.

Death ray?

Did she ever talk to you

Did you break in here?

Did you enjoy having food with Mindy?

Did you enjoy yourself at that shower last night?

Did you ever read Tales of the Milky Way?

Did you ever see Billy Graham snake over from the two?

Did you ever see Oral Roberts

Did you have a good time

Did you kiss her?

Did you see anything unusual that night?

Did you see that?

Ding dong. Here's some flowers.

Do I get out now?

Do ten Hike Marys.

Do whatever you want.

Do you believe that?

Do you feel it now?

Do you feel it...

Do you know any of the Friends of Venus?

Do you know the "No Sales Blues"?

Do you know what that looks like from out there?

Do you know where those invoices are for the records?

Do you mind not smoking?

Do you realize what a close call that was?

Do you realize, friends,

Do you understand?

Do you, uh...

Does this mean we're going to be friends?

Doesn't mean I'm that different.

Don't Earthlings need a common belief to unite them?

Don't get involved!

Don't push!

Don't start playing around with that stuff.

Don't tell me, oh, don't tell me.

Don't tell me... June 2, 1852.

Don't tickle me!

Don't tickle me! Ahh!!

Don't worry about that.

Don't worry, Mindy. It'll be all right.

Don't worry.

Don't you get haircuts on Ork?

Don't you see, that man

Don't you want to hear what happened?

Down to the last sordid detail.

Dressed like that?

Dribbling.

Eer, ow, ooh.

Eugene...

Even though it's from you.

Ever been to a basketball game?

Ever since you moved in,

Every son should see his mother.

Every time the phone rings,

Everybody enjoys having food with Mindy.

Everybody knows that space creatures are always green.

Everybody knows what space creatures look like.

Everything's been downhill since then.

Except for The Gong Show.

Except in this case, the champagne has to be ginger ale

Except Mom, and she hides her jewelry.

Exciting. Oh... ( screams )

Excuse me, I have to break up a fight.

Excuse me, Mork.

Excuse me, what're ya... what the heck you doing?

Excuse... uh...

Exidor, I watched the World Series.

Exidor, is that you?

Exidor, why are you in jail?

Finally like me, like Brad, well...

First of all, I'm not the jealous type, and secondly,

Flying saucers, don't make me laugh.

Flying saucers.

For awhile, so I'll see you later.

For goodness sakes.

For her.

For instance, what's this?

For proof that there's an alien being living on Earth.

For Tuesday, all right? Right.

For you to stay while you're adjusting to Earth.

FRED ( calling ): Mindy...

FRED ( humming ): ♪ Um pum... ♪

Fred, what makes you think they're going to split up?

FRED: Oh, good morning, honey!

FRED: Who ever thought I'd be

Fred!

Fred.

Fred.

Fredzo, it's only 11:00.

Free throw! One on one!

Freeze! Nobody move!

Frey und...!

Friend, do you realize that the Venusians

Frizbot, the capital.

Gad, those make my thighs sweat.

Gee, I never gave that a second thought.

Gee, it must be so exciting

General destruction.

Gesundheit.

Get back.

Get out and meet more friends.

Get out of here!

Get pretty hassled over anything they don't understand.

Get that ball and really fight!

Gladiolas?

Go ahead, Freddy, whip me with your words.

Going down.

Going home, Mama! Waah!

Good bye.

Good bye.

Good bye.

Good bye.

Good grief, man, why did you zap my chair?

Good heavens!

Good morning, Mr. McConnell.

Good morning.

Good night, Daddy.

Good night, Daddy.

Good question, boy.

Good start.

Good thing Jimmy Carter wasn't there

Good thinking, Mork.

Good, I'll sleep with you.

Good. I guess it's time to hit the old coat rack, then.

Good. Well...

Gosh, I'd hate to count up

Got it?

Gotcha.

Grandma Hudson, thank you for letting me work today.

Great game. Now it's your turn.

Great luck. Let's all hear the special deal...

Great. I'll pick you up at 8:00.

Greetings!

Greetings.

Group dates I am not into.

Guess what? Clint wants to be my friend.

Guess who?

Guest conductor for a high school band?

Guys have stopped asking me out.

Ha! No, shh.

Hard to warm up to old Mom.

Has he showed up yet?

Has Mindy come in yet?

Has nothing to do with me, and that's that.

Have a nice day. Thanks, Mork.

Have got a lot in common.

Haven't you found out anything important?

He almost got hit by a bus.

He and I are having enough problems as it is.

He can do the same for you as he's done for me.

He didn't catch it, though.

He gave me a sip out of his paper bag.

He has no concept of trouble or danger.

He He was responsible for that, too, yeah.

He lied to you, Mork.

He might not.

He never lied to me before.

He promised he'd be back by 2:00.

He said he'd turn himself in tomorrow.

He shouldn't be out in the world alone.

He think that you and I are...

He threw the whole story in the trash.

He told me that story just before I fell asleep.

He won't give it a second thought.

He'll come back. I know he will.

He's a great kidder.

He's a non believer.

He's become very responsible lately.

He's coming over. I... I'd better be going.

He's crazy, you know.

He's getting dressed.

He's on the 50 now, on the 40 now,

He's some sort of a creature from outer space.

He's such a kidder.

He's such a wiener.

He's the one who chased me.

He's the only one that's trusted me...

Hel... hel... hel...

Hello, Clint?

Hello, Eugene.

Hello, Mindy.

Hello, Mork.

Hello!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello? Hello.

Hello? This is an emergency. Some man has just broken into my apartment.

Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Here, go water yourself.

Here, pick a card,

Here, six big ones.

Here's five dollars.

Here's the deal...

Here's to the new times.

Here's to the old times.

Here's to...

Hey, back off.

Hey, bummer.

Hey, don't rain on my parade.

Hey, don't take away my gusto!

Hey, make up my mind.

Hey, Mork, could you kind of watch the store

Hey, Mork, I'm going to go over to Dad's

Hey, plasma, what it is?

Hey, sci fi's my life.

Hey, Toscanini, knock it off!

Hey, wait, doesn't that policeman

Hey, wait.

Hey, where'd you learn that story

Hey, you, non believer.

Hey, you're crazy if you think

Hi, friends, Sal Worthless here, Worthless Motors.

Hi, Grandma. Oh.

Hi, Mork.

Hi, Mork. Mom says "Hi" and "Thanks".

Hi. I'm glad to meet you.

Hi. Would you like to be my friend for life?

Him! Who?

His cohort got away,

His name is ( violent sniff ).

Hiya, mister.

Hm.

Hmm, well, she'll just love hearing

Hmm? Remember how

Hmm. You know, you and I

Hold it!

How about them Broncos?

How are you?

How can anybody sit through a game

How can you

How can you tell?

How can you, how can you dare

How come you never asked me out

How did that happen?

How did you do that?

How did you do that?

How did you like the movie?

How do you know that?

How do you like them eagles?

How does Mindy fit into your trash?

How much do I owe you?

How much is that in grebbles?

How was that?

How was your night in jail?

How'd you like a knuckle sandwich?

How's it go? "Man Walking the World's Longest Staircase."

How's the nicest, sweetest,

How's the sand holding out?

However, your superiors were chewing caramels

Huddle on the 15!

Huh? Huh? Fred!

Huh... all that time, huh?

Humor.

Hurry up, I'm getting a cramp in my finger.

Hut, hut, hut!

I almost hope it's heavy breathing.

I am a member of a highly advanced civilization.

I am Fredzo from Scherzo!

I am Mindy, Catwoman from Mars.

I am Mork, from Ork, sent by my superiors

I asked her to come along,

I baby sat for Eugene.

I bought it from Gezo Geb.

I bring with me untold wealth of the Universe.

I brought you some presents.

I bullied you into it? Well, I'm a father!

I can come back from time to time

I can explain.

I can understand how this keeps you going.

I can understand what you're trying to do.

I can't believe it. That's great news.

I can't believe this.

I can't; all I've got is three bucks.

I certainly hope he feels better... on Sunday.

I cleaned up the house and everything.

I could get to like that.

I could hang out there tonight.

I couldn't laugh this easily.

I couldn't let him get in trouble for helpin' me.

I didn't get any rest there, though.

I didn't hear that.

I didn't meet them on Earth; I met them on Venus.

I didn't mention her name.

I didn't realize you were a friend of Mindy's.

I didn't see anything.

I didn't want to admit it, but I was jealous.

I didn't want to cause trouble.

I didn't watch the movie.

I do hope it's this one.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe you.

I don't even know what I'd do with that much.

I don't know how to do that.

I don't know nothing.

I don't know why everybody's so upset.

I don't know, I... think I'm coming down with...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. We didn't get to eat.

I don't leave home without it.

I don't perform well under pressure.

I don't think he'd sell his mother.

I don't think I can afford more than...

I don't understand.

I don't understand. Why'd you turn yourself in?

I don't want him to go.

I don't want you to go.

I don't want you to tell Mindy where I'm going.

I envy you that you have one.

I escaped from prison.

I feel sorry for me.

I finally got a job

I found a very safe place to put it...

I gain a daughter and lose a Mork.

I gave it away.

I get it!

I got a speeding ticket from the Stellar Patrol.

I got it, baby! I got... aah!

I got to go to the bank,

I got to sober you up. Come on.

I guess food's harder to repossess.

I guess I'll just have to settle down with Mork

I guess I'm feeling kind of lonely.

I guess it wasn't a total loss.

I guess so.

I guess they're afraid of being hurt.

I guess you could set the table.

I guess you've heard it.

I had a terrible seat.

I had high hopes for you, Mork.

I had to make my report to Orson.

I hate to admit this, but people here on Earth

I hate to barge in like this,

I hate to blow my own horn.

I hate to disappoint you, Exidor,

I hate to tell you guys this,

I have a bad case of wiener fatigue.

I have a date.

I have a sentence for you.

I have a solution.

I have been sent down here to observe

I have ever seen in my life.