That '70s Show (1998) - Season 6 Edit

A 415 is a domestic disturbance you chowderhead.

A better job, a high paying job.

A big day for my big guy, huh?

A box.

A boy's gonna lose his mother, and all I can think about is fooling around.

A brillo pad?

A chocolate TV.

A collector never stops collecting, Eric.

A deejay at the radio station got sick, so I have to cover his shift all week.

A father for her baby and all, but I still have to look prettier than her.

A firm tug on the old ball and chain,

A good shoe is a good shoe no matter where it comes from.

A good, long talk about the uterus.

A kenin deficating on a private property.

A lady never talks about what happens in the bedroom.

A little history Fez, I think Laurie has a lot of open sesames.

A little problem with the van.

A lot of people said couldn't fit 73 cherry bombs into a toilet...

A lot of the guys that I'm dating were nervous before their weddings, but now they're all happily married.

A lot... a lot.

A man can only rise to the level of the woman that he's with.

A me dee ca!

A mer I ca!

A piece of cake, Kitty?

A pretty good case that I'm the stooge!

A promotion at the restaurant would impress her.

A real live packer in the house.

A really mediocre dream.

A relationship is like a cookie,

A sandwich whith crust on. And no more crazy straws.

A simple "no" would suffice.

A slinky? Oh you'll get sick of a slinky in a day.

A specialist, ha?

A stuffed animal and a box of tissues

A tiny bit for the chef.

A trailer? I think you could do better.

A trailer.

A well, boys,

A young engaged couple

Aaaand lucky for you I look good in a suit, But you already know that, so

Aaah, something's poking me.

Aah!

Aah!

About getting married at mount Hump,

About our night together at the Molly Hatchet concert.

About starting to date you,

About taking Kelso's van.

About this celibacy thing.

About this little celibacy kick we're on,

About this whole thing.

About throwing up in front of the customers.

About what worries you about marriage,

About you and me at the Molly Hatchet concert?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Anything you want.

Academy award... that's funny.

Ackass jay

Ackass jay?!

Action figure!

Action figure!

Action figure.

Actually I only ever got as far as 'Hi'.

Actually, I had not.

Actually, I hear a car.

Actually, I will sign my name.

Actually, Mom, Dad's the gander.

Actually, that happened to me in the school musical.

Actually, the reason he ran into trouble is he was holding stuff in

Actually, we're talking about a man.

Adventures of Olivia and Master Bates.

After Donna and I...

After lunch? Unh unh.

After that, it was all asses and elbows.

After the...

After we drop him off,

Afterwhich i took another afternoon nap.

Again, Kelso, Laverne and Shirley are not Lesbians

Again?

Ah this dance sucks.

Ah, and "Three's Company" is about to start.

Ah, I guess I've missed you.

Ah, it's just y'know we bought it together, so I guess I kinda though it was like our toaster.

Ah, kitty, uh, what's for dinner?

Ah, looks like Red picked up some tricks from the Duke in "Mutiny From Behind."

Ah, screw Disneyland. That's a much better ride.

Ah, so we got a wise guy, huh?

Ah, this is so good

Ah, yes the immigration conversation act.

Ah! The whole gang is back together again

Ah! What a beautiful morning! The birds are singing.

Ah. Well, I think I know who you're talking about,

Aha.

Ahem.

Ahh, never mind.

Ahh, that's bad.

Ahh, to be young and trapped in a lovely scheme of a marriage.

Ahh.

Ain't got no gun

Ain't got no knife

Alcoholic beverages. Okay, that doctor's a quack.

Alice?

All day? Wh

All except for the bathroom sex that resulted in our child.

All I have left is this $20?

All I knew was that I...

All I need is these two hands and a lack of adult supervision.

All it takes is a little bit of will power, Red.

All my girlfriends came over for a sewing bee, and then my friend Gloria gave me my first sip of hard cider.

All of 'em.

All right bud. It's not your fault you got the job...

All right Eric, here's the pea soup you ordered.

All right everybody...

All right fine, he doesn't have a disease.

All right,

All right, both of you stop.

All right, Brooke, um...

All right, civilians.

All right, come on.

All right, come on. Let's go.

All right, Donna put your chair here. I wanna get Steven's attention,

All right, fine,

All right, fine.

All right, fine. I drink a little.

All right, fine. It was me.

All right, fine. So you know.

All right, fine. You know what?

All right, guys, I gotta figure out

All right, hold it, hold it. Come back here.

All right, hold it. Time out. Time out.

All right, I gotta say, you guys are making

All right, I'm done peeing.

All right, it goes "me"

All right, it's official. Everything's been thought of!

All right, Kelso,

All right, Kelso, listen. You gotta wear the helmet, all right?

All right, Kelso, that's it. I haven't had sex in weeks.

All right, let's get going. All right!

All right, let's go blast some cows.

All right, let's go.. Come on.

All right, look, fez, I'm really sorry.

All right, look, I hate to sell him out, but the poor kid lacks subtlety.

All right, look, I'll even go first.

All right, look, I'm gonna go pick up my dress.

All right, look, Michael, Steven's the one who messed up the relationship.

All right, look, Steven, do you wanna be with me?

All right, look, Steven, I heard what you said.

All right, Mr. Forman,

All right, now you're going to be Eric.

All right, orange!

All right, see, Pam is good looking.

All right, Simpson needed to give me a ride home,

All right, Steven you made your point now... Please, stay here with me

All right, Steven, just for the record, I told her to mind her own business,

All right, that's it.

All right, that's it. You're dead.

All right, this conversation is over!

All right, we're both men here.

All right, well, it doesn't look too bad. I think I can fix it. Put it down. I'll get my sewing box.

All right, what do you think of this fork? Whoa. No, no, no,no, no, no, no.

All right, with me, it's torture, but when I send him to pick out wedding gifts with J...

All right, you clocked this lady

All right, you don't have to rub it in.

All right, you're really starting to creep me out.

All right! You're first in your class.

All right.

All right. All right. Donna, quit hogging your mom!

All right. All right. We're going.

All right. If anyone should be the best man, it's me.

All right. Oh, what's this?

All right. Since you're gonna be a father,

All right. That's it.

All right. We gentlemen have a place to be.

All right. Yeah, sign us up.

All right...At first when you told me I was off the hook. I was, like, totally psyched, right?

All the couples I've broken up before

All the rage and the anger and the clothing.

All the way there without sleeping with someone.

All they do is shoot balls of fire.

All this last time stuff, have you been saying that just for sex?

All with minor defects in workmanship. Ye he made these, all right.

Almost had a little dumb ass running around here, huh?

Alright buddy, come on let's get you to bed.

Alright everybody show's over. Let's go in the house.

Alright fine. You wanna be Santa, go ahead.

Alright look, I don't know what you have against me, but I'm not leaving here until I convince you to go out with me.

Alright, how about we make a compromise between 'almost none' and what I want to do, which is 'it'?

Alright, I'm gonna need you to lotion me up, darling,

Alright, I'm in. I'm just gonna loosen...

Alright, maybe I stayed a little longer then I expected.

Alright, okay. Laugh all you want but all I see is a guy who doesn't have to go out of bed

Alright, sleep tight buddy.

Alright, you know what, cheer up or you're not getting lunch.

Alright.

Alright. Who brought brownies?

Also Fez took me aside today and just told me.

Also known as uranium.

Also... there's no alligator in the lake.

Although Eric's mom still asks about you. Then she kind of giggles and fans herself.

Although our timing couldn't have been better.

Although when you eat every meal on the ground,

Although... You're so good I should pay you. Thank you.

Always go with hers.

Always pick the ugliest, worst choice, and you're off the hook.

Always with the mood swings,

Am I supposed to be driving all over the road? Cause I'm loaded .

Am I the low rider?

Ame dee ca!

Ame dee ca!

Ame dee ca.

Ame dee ca.

Ame dee ca.

Amen

Amen, brother.

America!

America!

America!

America.

America's enemies are working here for minimum wage.

And and I didn't see it coming.

And if I don't keep the booze flowing, they're going to get violent.

And a "Playboy"

And a box of hot lead.

And a great place to live in and/or pull behind a car.

And a little wrinkly. You haven't brought up the wedding in weeks.

And a lot of people said you couldn't make out with both of the Ziegler twins...

And a six pack.

And add, "you son of bitch."

And all evidence of their unholy union out of this house.

And all I can think about is what's my dad doing,

And all I needed was $10.

And all I really want to say is that my brother

And all the men turn into a bunch

And all we got was a half an hour lecture.

And altogether, that's 20.

And as a rich man, I have much more money than you.

And as for me I...

And at the end of the night, I kissed you, and I remember thinking I just...you know,

And at the market, he is just a regular man.

And being with you so much lately has been great, but

And Bob, he's, like, the nicest guy in the world,

And bought me a gross of bottle rockets.

And brought shame upon their entire family.

And by "hi," I mean, not hi, because I'm not talking to you,

And by hop on me, I mean...

And by the way,

And by the way, the experiment was a success.

And cantinas.

And choose the correct one.

And cockroach...

And courageous enough

And decorate it with red's shoes. Ha! Burn!

And do I get a thanks? No. Because you're unpleasant.

And doesn't know she's going on a date with fez.

And don't try to wash it off 'cause I used permanent marker.

And Donna's shirt just

And drink a little Bingo Bango.

And even after it hits them,

And F.Y.I., If God wanted Mexican women to wear tops,

And file for divorce. What happened?

And five.

And flush the toilet.

And for God's sake, watch out for the baby.

And for you,

And give bob a present in return,

And give Donna only presents, not cash.

And give your life a purpose

And he didn't. And he wasn't not talking about it to be bitchy, like I would.

And he knows you want him to cry, but he won't,

And he power dooked all over himself, right?

And he shot a rabbit to impress her.

And he's got a monster cold sore.

And her ditzy lush of a mom.

And her heart goes, "ba bo! Ba boom!"

And here I am.

And how we've been through a lot together.

And how. Red and I are miserable together, and that crazy bastard is nuts about me.

And I ain't goin' in!

And I always thought it was lame

And I am his loving, relaxing wife, kitty.

And I am the father of your baby.

And I asked if I can have a piece, and he quickly changed the subject.

And I came up with a great idea for an invention. "Adult strollers".

And I cannot fall asleep without it

And I come home at night, and, well...

And I could probably use a hand, cause to tell you do truth I'm kind of scared.

And I couldn't find him either.

And I didn't know they let brain dead morons into the Police Academy.

And I didn't mean just that day. I meant always.

And I didn't shoplift anything.

And I didn't. I wrote it down.

And I died a little inside.

And I disagree!

And I do stuff American girls think is gross.

And I don't care if it means I have to sit through another one of her silent breakfasts.

And I forgot to set the parking brake.

And I guess it might be fun to just sit back and watch Tarzan here crumble before the full force of the U.S Government

And I had to shimmy and shimmy and shimmy

And I had to use a coat hanger to jimmy the lock.

And I have a house and a backyard and an extra bedroom, and I love Brooke more than anything in the world.

And I just wanna let everyone know that Michael Kelso asked me out, and I resisted his charms and turned him down.

And I just wanna report that operation bazooma bounce is driving the boys insane.

And I knew I was ruining it, while I was ruining it.

And I knew it was destined to be mine.

And I know you're probably really mad,

And I like him, too.

And I mean now you just seem depressed.

And I need someone on the inside.

And I promise I'll never leave you again.

And I said that if he wanted to keep me, he would have to put me on the air full time,

And I said, "the source of my stress

And I saw it, so I bought it.

And I see we're starting with silverware.

And I tangled the string, too.

And I think it might cause cancer.

And I think she might be a whore.

And I think that means curling up every night next to you on that dining room table that doubles as a bed.

And I think to myself, "you know what? You should go and hang out with Hyde and Donna."

And I think us having this baby together is like... faith.

And I think we all just need to stay outta his business.

And I think you were so blissed out, and that does happen, that you gave me the wrong phone number.

And I thought, it could be the lady at the pharmacy.

And I tutor kids in Latin.

And I want the sun to be setting behind me so I have a halo, kind of like an angel.

And I want to move in with you.

And I was good.

And I wasn't near a mirror, so I knew it had to be you.

And I wish I was an octopus.

And I won a dollar.

And I wont!

And I wrote "love."

And I'd ask what's wrong, and all I'd hear was,

And I'd really love to,

And I'll do the "Arf! Arf!" part.

And I'll handle the rest myself.

And I'll never forget what kelso said.

And I'll say something mean and claim it's a joke.

And I'll take you

And I'll win the fight

And I'm getting tired of running to the hose everytime I need bourbon and water.

And I'm going back to pretty.

And I'm gonna miss you. Well I'm not gonna miss you two

And I'm gonna try not to look prettier than you, but I can't promise.

And I'm losin' control

And I'm more handsome.

And I'm not wearing any underwear.

And I'm worried that I'm not gonna be able to make friends.

And I've realized that I need a man

And I've used tater tots to recreate

And if I don't take her to this doctor's appointment,

And if I never see you or your friends ever again,

And if I walk through that door, am I gonna see it?

And in the course of talking about it, information was revealed that made it much...

And is... so much better than ham

And it calls to me.

And it could cause my mind to drift off its main goal, which is enforcing the law.

And it feels so good

And it is crunchier.

And it makes me nervous when men with guns like me.

And it seems like I can't make them any worse,

And it went all...

And it would be nice

And it'll be all my fault.

And it's no picnic.

And it's not you.

And just do it at home like you do?

And kinda tried to kiss me.

And leave the fellas to us pretty girls.

And let me tell you something else...

And let you marry, like, six people?

And like at every flea market,

And listen to you blame me.

And look at our teeny, tiny bathroom.

And maybe you can show fez how to shoot.

And Michael's willing to wait that long. I'm surprised he doesn't just honk his horn and try to scare it out in a week.

And Mr. and Mrs. Eric Forman are gonna be first in line.

And my body paints.

And my dad is still upstairs talking to your folks.

And my dad's better now. I mean, we can get out.

And my heart is set on you

And my standards for food service are really low.

And no kid is gonna look up to his dad

And none laughed, and here we are.

And none of this all going in on one gift crap.

And normally, I wouldn't talk to someone

And not in a good way like me.

And now I have to be driven around like a useless dope

And now it turns out you were spending all the time, we could have spent together, with the guys.

And now that I can understand some of what he's saying,

And now we're the best of friends.

And now you're staying?

And now, thanks to you, so am I!

And now.

And obviously, I don't know this new guy,

And one of them talked to me.

And order you around? Donna, that's the way I was raised.

And Pam wouldn't let you.

And Pammy here helped me spend some.

And pretend to be virgins. Once upon a time,

And probably fall in love with someone else.

And pull down my pants in front of girls?

And pull over girls for speeding while foxy.

And remember you're listening to WFPP with me, Hot Donna.

And see if she falls for him.

And see where it goes from there.

And send him back to banana town.

And sent those jackbooted Nazi bastards home

And she kicks me in my shins.

And she kind of hung up on me,

And she laughed, Donna.

And she leaned over and, like, squeezed out the sponge.

And she said, "Bob who?"

And she told me that she's crazy about you.

And she was so miserable, she left me.

And she's already latched on to you?

And since then, I've enjoyed throwing that in your face

And sitting around watching tv.

And sleepy grandma.

And sound exactly like Red?

And speaking of grooming, Pamela,

And spent six hours building that model!

And squeeze gently.

And stamped your papers.

And staying pure, just like a Jedi.

And tell 'em what happened after that.

And tell them the other one said I'm sorry. I thought we were going to pan for gold.

And telling you and telling you.

And thank you.

And that is more action than I've gotten in weeks.

And that is why you never, ever talk about it.

And that might be the last time that Jackie ever makes fun of us,

And that she hurt my dad

And that she needs to start wearing pantyhose. This isn't Las Vegas.

And that was the first time I ever tasted chocolate

And that you're in the country to be

And that...

And that's admirable.

And that's having sexual relations for the first time.

And that's me.

And that's what really happened...

And that's when I just got the hell out of there.

And the closest thing I saw to a whale was some fat guy selling drugs

And the crinkle of a candy being unwrapped.

And the dare will be

And the doctor can't figure out why.

And the good news is, he'll have guns.

And the lies are the tasty chocolate chips.

And the next, I'm shackled to you and some kid.

And the one who didn't go to counseling died.

And the other one just apologize.

And the other one, too.

And the rabbit runs around...

And the rarely seen, X wing Fighter.

And the sadder I get, the more I wanna be with you.

And the three of us with a canoe, we'll be unstoppable.

And the uninvited man love.

And their arms must be tired.

And their father had to hear about it

And then another beginning and another ending, because he's got two ladies!

And then back in the hole.

And then because this is a canoe on dirt and gravel instead of a bobsled on ice,

And then Donna walked in.

And then for dessert, do it with him.

And then he beat my ass with a twinkle light.

And then he moves him closer until he wasn't screaming

And then I ate it and then I wished I hadn't of done that.

And then I do?

And then I grabbed him by the ankles and took him outside and hosed him off.

And then I push a button, and it sounds like bacon.

And then I think, "no, because maybe scooby and shaggy found a real ghost this time."

And then I'll jump in

And then if someone needs to go bowling, I'll do it.

And then if that went good, then we could go to a movie.

And then it got really quiet.

And then made it weird?

And then my dad actually gave me a compliment...

And then nine months later, we'll tell people

And then she said, "fine, you can make your own dinner."

And then she walked over to Bob,

And then the machine went "beep" and the appointment was over.

And then the minute I want

And then there was another flare that was on purpose,

And then we can really make some waves.

And then when we really start to trust each other, you can tell my friends how we did it at the Molly Hatchet concert.

And then you gotta build a giant a death ray and aim it at the earth.

And then you licked your lips, and you rubbed you stomach

And there only three things that I was gonna keep secret until the day I die.

And there was this really big tater tot,

And there's gonna be no hooch left in the house to steal.

And there's no telling what you'll do next.

And there's someone here who is very anxious to meet you.

And there's the stomp and cry.

And they were talking and pointing at me.

And they will fall down.

And thinks that you're cute and smart and funny.

And this celibacy thing was my idea, so

And this time if I don't show up for two days, come look for me.

And this time, you didn't even say "Bob."

And throwing stuff at glass.

And to see baby go home to his daddy!

And trust me, okay? Donna's still growing.

And under that, something cro...

And use it to have sex.

And violent, too

And we dated, like, all those different people

And we have activities.

And we have no clue! None at all!

And we have some little issues.

And we really think you need to break up with Pam.

And we wake up in such a bad mood,

And we were so taken off guard, that we dove right into our foxholes.

And we will have them.

And we'd go on a ride on the "lightning whip".

And we're doing it everywhere, so.. knock.

And we're not even enjoying it as much as we could be.

And what did you found out?

And what happened to my Led Zeppelin 8 track?

And what is the force in real life?

And when I take people down, they stay down.

And when I'm done, you're be able to race that baby at the Indy 500.

And when is the last time you talked to Charlie?

And when you grow up,

And who proved them wrong?

And why are you wearing a white swimsuit?

And why not?

And with you next to me I'll look like a tiny porcelain doll.

And women to the right

And yet you do.

And you are a great donkey, you are like top donkey.

And you broke your arm wrestling a dog.

And you call yourself an American, huh?

And you could be sleeping with me.

And you don't have to pay me. I took a few souvenirs.

And you get malaria and you're sick for the rest of your life.

And you had asked us about premarital sex,

And you had to bring it into my house.

And you know how grey hair gives me nightmares.

And you know what else? He runs like a girl.

And you know what, I do.

And you know what? It would have been great

And you need to sit down and talk to her about it.

And you obviously don't, since you don't have any.

And you really missed out,

And you said, "oh, boy, I'm gonna wear my suit."

And you should be happy, because you have me as your tour guide as

And you spit dip up on your shirt.

And you were like 'Mmm it's really good Kelso'

And you will be. After a few years they just...

And you would have heard it, too,

And you, your house has food.

And you'll be having sex with yourself.

And you'll relay it to Steven in the kitchen. Here it goes.

And you're getting me quality girls.

And you're gonna have to go to New York for that.

And you're my father. Your life matters to me.

And you're not just gorgeous. I mean, you radiate intelligence

And you've seen some librarian layout in Playboy?

And your back's up against the wall,

And your daughter's a lady,

And your mom being the evil,

And zoom down the hill like the bobsledders do.

And, Fez, Michael's great, too.

And, go!

And, go!

And, heck, no one's eaten more change than you.

And, I gave you daytime sex.

And, I mean...

And, mom, you can talk to him about drinking.

And, Mrs. Forman, this is Brooke, the hot librarian I impregnated.

And, oh, my personal favorite,

And, sugar, this one is it

And, uh,

And, uh, I think it's safe to say

And, um, I really care about her. So what's another fake, good quality

And, well, I wasn't trying to steal her.

And, yeah, okay,

And, you know, I make my own scent.

And, you, you were no help either.

And... midnight.

And...?

And...?

And...this little hat, to keep the sun off of his face

Anger at your scrawny ass!

Another case of beer!

Another good example of religion dividing

Another man issued you your boots.

Ant farm.

Anything's better than "oh, no."

Anyway, Bob, I realize that you're the man for me.

Anyway, I'm not going.

Anyway, it doesn't matter

Anyway, long story short...

Anyway, please don't call my mom and dad.

Anyway, uh...

Anyways...

Apparently I'm not good enough for the dog food factory.

Apparently you wearing a giant trench coat and standing on my shoulders isn't classy.

Apparently, it also works for sewing and laundry

Are her boots muddy?

Are kind of dating now.

Are they like us where even though we're alone, we welcome a visitor?

Are those new birth control pills?

Are way better than our samples.

Are you actually thanking me?

Are you brain damaged?

Are you free this afternoon?

Are you from the south or something?

Are you gonna propose?

Are you gonna sing?

Are you kidding me?

Are you planning to get married? And who's gonna stay home with the baby?

Are you sure red was talking about you?

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Are you sure you don't mean the House of Pies?

Are you sure you want bacon?

Are you sure you want to live in point place? I always thought you wanted to leave town.

Are you telling me I came to this hell hole for nothing?

Are you telling me that they have the one with Pamela Sue Martin, televisions Nancy Drew, in a grotto, straddling the world's luckiest boulder?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Are you throwing away my shoes?

Are you two at it again?

Aren't those your mom's isotoners?

Aren't we all just driving the same car?

Aren't you excited? Let's hear that monitor!

Around here, i'm the one who drools over all the ladies.

Around on the couch like a cat.

As far as I'm concerned, this is between Jackie

As far as the 'stache goes, I like it.

As far as the baby and I are concerned your off the hook

As free as the.. something free

As God is my witness I will never go hungry or horny again.

As it does joy.

As often as possible.

As soon as possible, and in the spirit of that,

As the husband who has shared

As we say.

At church.

At least by Christmas.

At least once a week, she gives a talk about her uterus.

At the first flare 'cause you know what they say.

At the police academy, Suzy Simpson.

Attagirl.

Aunt Martha's well to do.

Aw Crap!

Aw, but I brought you a souvenir

Aw, Midge.

Aw! Look man, if you want her to stay, can't you just ask her to stay?

Aww, you know, if an ugly woman said that,

Aye.

B 7.

Baby says, "it's tight, but not too tight, and I wuv the way you powdered my wittle bottom."

Baby says, "that's too loose. Now I'm gonna wee wee on daddy."

Bacon

Bacon

Bad health in a can, that's what that is.

Bad luck. Bad voodoo.

Bad Santa.

Bad things are gonna happen to you.

Bad things happen

Baggie!

Ball breaking feminist.

Barbie doll tea set.

Baseball glove.

Basically, he's a really great guy.

Basketball and runway modeling.

Bathroom's free.

Be a dear and go watch my luggage.

Be arresting some of them in the future.

Because Bob is your friend?

Because Bob's bringing his pretty new girlfriend over.

Because crying is for babies and Italians.

Because he doesn't know how to lie.

Because he's a man, Kitty...

Because I am stupid.

Because I didn't know if I could trust you.

Because I have 55 more.

Because I have a big surprise for you. Okay, you ready?

Because I kind of have a secret, too.

Because I love you,

Because I never thought I'd be able to say "Laurie got married"...

Because I spent a semester in France,

Because I'm a pervert.

Because I'm afraid you're gonna make fun of me.

Because I'm keeping the shoes.

Because if there is,

Because if you are, tell me now. Don't wait, like, ten years from now when we're both too fat to get dates.

Because if you two don't do this,

Because it's called mount hump?

Because it's from you.

Because it's time you two talked things over,

Because marriage signifies

Because nobody's been stupid enough to do it!

Because now I don't want them!

Because Pam is pretty.

Because Pam makes me happier

Because Pam's your Donna.

Because sometimes I feel like

Because that's what a wife does.

Because that's what you do. In an open, mature relationship, you face things head on.

Because they're cows.

Because this could, like, screw up my whole life!

Because we are damn glad not to be a bunch

Because you are a great guy.

Because you love... Don't push it.

Because you melted my g.I. Joe.

Because you were kind enough

Because you'll never understand the intoxicating quality

Because you're a pervert.

Because your eyes work. You see my problem?

Because your knee was in my back

Because, well,

Because, well, come on.

Because... I have cable.

Beep! Beep! Beep!

Beer's in the garage, Bob.

Before he discovered the force.

Before the ceremony.

Before we decided on each other?

Before you go I just wanted to say, I don't love you.

Before you got into this mess.

Being around all this love and happiness oughta cheer me right up. I mean, this is a happy day. Look at all the love.

Being honest and screwing yourself is clearly the better plan.

Being right next to the ball.

Besides, I just can't keep my hands off my Puddin' Pop.

Besides, they're grateful.

Besides, they're totally safe.

Besides, with Donna for a mother,

Better.

Bicycles with engines.

Big boy lets tuck you in.

Big newsflash there.

Birthdays, holidays, that perm that made you look like a poodle.

Bitch!

Bitchiness is the only language cheerleaders understand.

Blow on, disco.

Blow on.

Blue christmas

Bob and Pam are adults who want to do

Bob and Pam are in a hot tub?

Bob broke red's chain saw.

Bob Newhart's on Carson?

Bob Pinciotti, a street kid outta nowhere, gets a shot at the title.

Bob she's your girlfriend, did she say anything?

Bob was in there an hour ago,

Bob what the hell are you doing?

Bob, could you pass the syrup?

Bob, meet Stuart. Stuart, blame Bob.

Bob, this is clearly upsetting Donna.

Bob, what did I tell you last week?

Bob, what is Joanne's problem?