Stir Crazy (1980) Edit

A bull by the name of Tornado.

A bull is the most evil, disgusting, and crafty sucker in the world.

A freight train don't back up and finish the job.

A hundred and twenty five years without a whiff of pussy.

A light.

A little between nightmares. The walls close in on me.

A little groggy from looking at records of tattoos.

A Place in the Sun with Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Clift?

A prick? Boy, did I hear that wrong. Well, is it true you're an ass kisser?

A rodeo clown is the most dangerous job in the world.

A week.

Absolutely not.

Alex, may I present Chico. Chico, this is Alex.

Alex.

Alex. And you, sir?

All legal bullshit. You were railroaded!

All right, get in there. I'll see you in about five days, if you make it.

All right, you two. Up and at 'em!

All right! That cowboy must have some real strong glue in the saddle.

All right.

All they need is someone to talk to them gently, with compassion.

All you have to do to win this event...

Am I still invited?

And by white powder, I don't mean talcum powder.

And Doerin is ahead of us.

And here they are, ladies and gentlemen.

And I know you can't. We gotta get out of here.

And I want a bigger cell with better ventilation.

And I'll have a little fraction more of that wonderful salad.

And it's 8:50 on the clock. Okay?

And my brother was real short, and we couldn't even see him. He was short.

And not a minute too soon, I might add. Now, brace up. Be strong.

And that's just by breaking wind on them.

And the women. Oh, God, the women.

And then head for Hollywood. That's the place for us. Picture it.

And whichever inmate grabs the money is the winner.

And.... It's a long story.

Another example of a repressive system...

Aptitude? You hear that?

Are you ready for the main event?

Are you really a woodpecker?

Aren't you amazed at the quality of these vegetables? ln a prison?

Aren't you rushing a bit?

As a tiebreaker, both wardens have okayed the Hard Money event...

As soon as our two boys get ready, we'll start our final competition.

Ask your lawyer.

Back in line. Here we go. Thanks very much.

Be a smart bird too

Be sure you cover up them jewels!

Because you convinced me. Go on over there, tell them what you told me.

Before Grossberger, he held the axe murder record in the Southwest.

Blade, you got it wrong. I'm a clown.

Blade....

Bull? Come on.

Bull.... Let me see.... Rumpelstiltskin?

But let's talk a little sense.

But the cops don't know it!

But when you wake up, you'll find she's not very serious.

But you gotta hold out, no matter what they do. Don't give up.

By the way, sir, what is your name?

Call me.

Call my girlfriend, Cindy Laurence. They won't let me.

Can he keep it up? We're gonna all find out...

Can we work this out in a civilized manner?

Can you get your staff to track down those guys who really pulled it off?

Can't you just cut through all this garbage?

Carry me back to old Virginia, Lord.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, bull.

Come on. Let's get out of this state before somebody changes their mind.

Congratulations! You found the word!

Congratulations.

Considering the arguments presented by both counsel...

Considering the ruthless nature of this crime...

Could you go for that?

Count me in. It is divine.

Criticizing my new fur jacket. And slapping my hand.

Damn right!

Darn right.

Did he leave word where he could be reached?

Did you get it?

Did you hear what I said? No more hitting. Turn around.

Did you see the look he gave? He's a sweetheart, a pussycat.

Did you think about that?

Do some of these.

Do you know how much money they make on it? $85,000 to $100,000.

Do you know my soul is on the line? Please, let's drop What?

Do you know what this will do for my writing?

Do you know what you've done? For a little of this, my girlfriend...

Do you mind? Why did you kill your stepfather anyway?

Do you really want to hurt this man?

Do you see what can be accomplished if you get people to make real contact?

Do you want more than what you're due?

Do you want to spend 30 years in here? I couldn't take it.

Do you wish to waive the right to a pre sentence hearing?

Doesn't look too good, huh?

Don't be too surprised if Bucky's out in time to enjoy that loot...

Don't hit him! Please, he's sick.

Don't sweat it.

Don't wet your pants. They have a liberal good time program.

Don't worry. I'm no brown noser.

Don't worry. Jobs shouldn't be hard to find here.

Donahue!

Donahue?

Donahue. Monroe.

Even if it means getting his ribs pulled out!

Every bull has a secret word that makes him crazy.

Everybody knows that. Why don't you hear the man out?

Excuse me, dear. May I talk with you for a minute?

Excuse me, gentlemen, I just want to speak to my friend.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Could I please ?

Excuse me. Hold on one second, fellas.

Excuse me. I'm not very good at these written tests.

Excuse me. This is my cousin, Meredith. She's been helping out on your case.

Fill your garage With Coup de Villes

Finished!

For God's sake! You're gonna get us in trouble.

For the first time in our lives, we're free.

Four more salads for four very hungry people who

Get down on the floor.

Get on the bull!

Get ready for the event that you all came to see.

Get that kid back here in an hour. I wanna test him on Double Aught again.

Get up. Get up!

Giddyap! So long, suckers!

Give him a light.

Give me the 5 back, please.

Go on over there.

Go to three.

Goddamn!

Good. I'll check the tattoo places.

Got caught selling some white powder at the border.

Grossberger, I'm fine. You can put me down now.

Grossberger.... Grossberger....

Hang on, man. Don't mess up. Just think about our appeal.

Harry and Skip in the Sunbelt.

Harry, guess who's here? How's my best ?

Harry, I don't like it here anymore. I want to get out.

Harry, I got fired today.

Harry, I have something very important to tell you.

Harry, listen to me.

Harry, rub me a little bit, right here, would you? That's it.

Harry, what's the matter?

Harry, you gotta try this. It's fun.

Harry, you made $35 last year as an actor.

Harry. This is fantastic!

Harry's a little nervous, and I am a little bit too.

He can get you anything you want. And he can get you killed.

He killed his whole family and all his relatives in one weekend.

He kissed me. Damn!

He may be going into the rodeo, but he may not come out.

He runs the cellblock. Dope, whiskey, a woman.

He said if the bottom falls out.

He sure does. You old sly bones.

He told the judge he was just trying to help New York by using our money.

He'll be killed in there!

He'll be so mad, he'll wet his pants, because he makes this very big bet.

He'll snot on you, fart on you, do anything he can to mash out your brain.

He's doing 99 years for kidnapping a trainload of college girls...

He's gonna give me the cheeseburger. How do you like it?

He's having a fit. He don't have his fit pills.

He's joking. He means we didn't do it. We didn't do it.

He's listening to every word we say, I bet. Okay, sweetheart, here I come.

He's not sucking up. We're having fun. We showed aptitude for it.

He's soft. You just don't know where to kick him.

He's the one that gets closest to the bull.

Hello, operator, get me Warden Sampson at Doerin Prison, please. Thank you.

Hello, Wally. How's your team look this year?

Hello? Mr. Len Garber, please.

Hello.

Hello. Hi. How are you?

Help me! Harry!

Help me. Please help me!

Henry, one way or another, I'm gonna cover that bet.

Here are the ideas I mentioned. Why don't you chew on these?

Hey, Harry, he thinks he's a horse.

Hey, sucker!

Hey! My back! My 1 1 year old back problem is gone.

Hey. Hey, sexy.

Hi. Hi, fellas.

Hi. I'm going. Skip, my friend. Excuse me, would you?

His horse is so tough it's already put 1 1 cowboys in the hospital.

His mother had to come get him in the middle of the season.

Hold on, folks, we got ourselves the first...

Holy cow, there's gonna be hell to pay for that.

Holy mackerel! How many times do I have to ask you?

Holy shit!

Horny?

How do you do, sir? Very nice to meet you.

How do you do?

How much does that mean in actual time?

How would you like an old time prison funeral?

Hundred thousand dollars.

I almost blew it. How can I call myself a lawyer?

I am more or less familiar with the case.

I bet this whole thing is illegal.

I came for a hernia operation. They cut off one of my nuts by mistake.

I can get you things, like a cheeseburger.

I can't exploit animals, she'd roll over in her grave.

I can't feel nothing in my leg!

I don't even want to do 100. I can't....

I don't know about the bottom part, but I agree with you on the rest.

I don't mean that.

I don't think I'm going to make it.

I don't understand one thing. Why do the guys go to the rodeo?

I don't want a cheeseburger. I'm watching my weight.

I don't want you to get me no cheeseburger.

I feel terrific. Thanks, cap. Wow! What a lucky guy!

I gave you a $10 bill. Think I'm crazy?

I get nervous sometimes before these things.

I got a callback on a play. I'm an actor. I'm going to stay.

I guess I can wait seven months.

I guess so.

I had my appendix taken out already. I had my appendix taken out. Help!

I have a good feeling about this town.

I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden?

I hit him so hard his braces ripped his whole upper lip.

I hope you had fun, because I ain't gonna.

I know that you don't.

I know you're not wearing anything under that coat.

I know. I have it on the list. Roomier cells, soap dish, toilet seats

I left my wallet in the solitary. Could l? Oh, please.

I love this place! I'm thrilled here, Harry.

I mean we're free to get out of this city. It's driving me buggy.

I mean, it's okay. Pretend it's okay.

I mean, would you, for example...

I only have one speed: balls out.

I said no. I told him no.

I saw you do a scene from Romeo and Juliet.

I saw you pretend to steal that dress. You even looked guilty.

I see what it is.

I shoot firecrackers off...

I should've told you. My mom was a veterinarian.

I shouldn't have listened to you.

I think this is gonna be our lucky town.

I think this is too much, though.

I think you'll get much more of my original flavour in an oral exam

I thought the kid would be a little softer.

I thought you meant the other way.

I want my pillow.

I want to win that trophy. And I'm counting on you to go balls out.

I was drunk, but I'm positive I only robbed one bank. You?

I was hoping for volleyball or tennis.

I was in court on an appeal hearing. Lost again.

I was just curious.

I was looking for the horns to come out. Okay.

I was right. This is illegal and he knows it.

I won't mention the money trouble I'm in...

I wonder what triggered all that violence. He seems so gentle.

I wouldn't sit with him, and I killed my stepdaddy.

I'd like spareribs, French fries...

I'd love to talk with those fellows. I want to try and capture their rhythm.

I'd love to.

I'll distract the bull, you grab the money. Okay?

I'll leave you. You seem to have a friendship starting.

I'll stand here.

I'll tell you what. You do whatever you think is best, okay? Get ready.

I'll wait till after he's had a little nap.

I'm a little nervous. Did you sleep any better last night?

I'm amazed at what's crawling in our soup.

I'm an ass kisser too.

I'm fine. I wanted to see what it's like to get thrown.

I'm getting out next year, but I don't care.

I'm gonna kill this mother.

I'm gonna try for a part time job there.

I'm not trying to be a pest. I know you're an actress.

I'm not. It's fighting me.

I'm saying that $50, 000 in bills is gonna be tied...

I'm serious. That's what I don't like about this city.

I'm Skip Donahue. I'm from back East.

I'm Skip Donahue. This is my buddy, Harry Monroe.

I'm sorry. Harry Monroe, Skip Donahue...

I'm telling you, I am.... I'm thrilled.

I've been here seven years, away from my beautiful Teresa.

I've been looking for you.

I've sold the manager on a new promotion idea.

If he did, we're gonna ship them back to Times Square.

If that kid's for real, he'll ride for Glenboro in the next rodeo...

If the bottom drops out from under you...

If the bull rider is in danger, he's got to protect him.

If you ride in the Top Hand event, there's a good chance we can bust out.

Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make.

In Texas, they run an honest rodeo. The prisoners keep the prize money.

In the Sunbelt, you just smile and they pour money out on you.

Is it ready?

Is that right?

Is that what that is? I didn't know. Oh, is that a recreational activity?

Is that your van?

Isn't that fucking outrageous?

It doesn't.... Don't.... Just doesn't....

It's a one man show. My cousin is visiting from Massachusetts.

It's across town. We'll never make it.

It's amazing. There's hardly any family resemblance. No offence.

It's called paying your debt to society. Now, let's move!

It's chilling. It's frighteningly real. It's almost surreal.

It's hard to be the best.

It's like the merry go round at Coney lsland.

It's okay with me.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. You did it. You did it.

It's our featured event, the Top Hand competition.

It's so simple it is absurd. It should be laughed out of court.

It's that city slicker again, who's giving the champ a run for his money.

It's time for the wild and woolly Top Hand competition.

Jesus Christ, goddamn! Skip!

Jesus was the champion bull rider from his province.

Jesus! The man ain't never gonna learn.

Jesus! You cooked half my stash!

Johnson's on a hunger strike. They're force feeding him to keep him alive.

Just get into the flow of it. Don't fight the metal.

Just one more day. I was beginning to get into myself. Be a pal.

Just relax if you have a big bill

Just relax. He's gonna draw Untamed in the bronc event.

Just stand there. Look at you.

Kick in the nuts! You're fantastic. The way you can switch characters.

Kikina presents

Kiss the baby?

Kiss the baby?

Korean, right. Jesus Christ! What's the matter with him?

Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your hats.

Ladies and gentlemen, that man of mischief from Oklahoma...

Later I'll show you how to lie on a stretcher...

Lay off. The man's doing what he's got to. They were gonna cut his nuts off.

Leading off for Glenboro Prison is New Yorker Skip Donahue...

Learning your weak spots...

Let me get this right...

Let's get out of here! Come on, Silver! Harry, I'm freaking.

Let's go where there's some sunshine.

Let's go, Mayor Koch. And you too, Count Basie!

Let's go.

Let's go. And no slow bucking.

Listen, I know this is a delicate situation.

Listen. A kid tried that on me once at Camp Minikani in Vermont.

Look, I'm sorry, but we're in a real hurry, okay?

Look, Ma. I'm dancing.

Lord have mercy! Grass!

Ma, are you crazy? I have witnesses. We'll talk about it in my cell.

Marvellous salad.

Marvellous. May I have a bit more, please?

Maybe after they hit him a few times.

Maybe we ought to get you out of here first, though.

Maybe we're not such strangers as circumstances would imply.

Maybe we're not.

Maybe you can identify those guys.

Me and my buddy My buddy and I just rolled into town.

Me too.

Merry Christmas.

More Americans probably will.

More Americans should spend time behind bars to understand.

Mr. Barstow!

Mr. Frazier? How do you go?

Mrs. R.H. was my best customer too.

Must have been pretty bad.

My back hurts, fellas, I'm gonna have to drop out.

My back still hurts from yesterday. Hurt it again.

My father was a short son of a bitch too.

My friend and I were doing a song and dance act.

My grass!

My mother was shorter than him.

My name ain't no goddamn "Sweetpants."

Natural, robust, open, carefree...

Neither am l.

Next is Bucky Stillwater...

Next up, five time winner and current champion, Caesar Geronimo.

Nice to meet you. Why are you here?

Nighty night, boys. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

No inmate ever took it to six level.

No shit.

No, I didn't think so.

No, I'm exaggerating a little, I guess.

No, I'm just a man pretending to be a woodpecker.

No, me!

No, no, don't. That

No, no, not at all.

No, no, sit. Sit.

No. I'm the store detective here. Part time.

No. Mr. Wilson just doesn't feel the same need to be hospitable as I do.

Nobody has ever just sat down and honestly talked with that man.

Not too bad. We might give you a race this year.

Not too often. Just an occasional glass at dinner.

Nothing I can do now.

Now here's last year's champ, Caesar Geronimo...

Now I can't eat, I don't sleep, I got no enthusiasm. I don't write my woman.

Now remember, spur him high on the shoulders, okay?

Now to wrap up our day, here's the greased pig sacking contest.

Now you know why he's our defending champ.

Now, because the little girl is only 6...

Now, let me explain to you about bulls, okay?

Now, we have made your preliminary bid for retrial and....

Oh, 1 25 years. I won't have grandchildren!

Oh, my God! Warden!

Oh, Ringo's in trouble already. He's down, and the bull's on top of him!

Oh, shit, Skip.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! They're trying to kill me. Please, God, please.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Skip? Skip, come on, man.

Oh, that's all right. Hit him again, Harry.

Oh, what a horse. Jesus, what a beauty.

Oh, you motherfucker!

Oh, you'll save money Knock on wood

Oh, you'll save money Knock on wood

Oh!

Oh. There it is.

Okay, no more hitting.

Okay, you two, inside.

Okay! California, here I come!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. A little tighter, Jesus.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Shoot.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. Well, this should be a snap. Let her rip!

On the basis that information was withheld.

One joint of this put Southern California to sleep back in '65.

One more day, please.

One thousand one. One thousand two. One thousand three. Finished!

Open the gate!

Operator? Please get me the sheriff's office. This is an emergency.

Over here.

Over the rigging.

Over there.

Pillow.

Please don't touch him.

Please, just this once.

Proceed.

Put Blade on Graham.

Ramon! A su casa, honey. It's me and you!

Remember the little girl in the bank? She's ready to swear...

Ride 'em, cowboy.

Ride it, Skip!

Ride that son of a bitch!

Right on the end of your nose.

Right on.

Right.

Right. Now, let's practice trying to sucker the bull out of the chute.

Run over, just like a freight train. Only with a bull, it's worse.

Save for a horse Or a brand new ranch

Save for a horse Or a brand new ranch

Say what?

Say, how've you been getting along?

Say, I hear you went to six on Double Aught, hey?

See those two guys?

See what this city does to people? They need room to breathe.

Seeing as how you're in such good shape...

Seem to have ourselves a problem down here.

Sends him into his wildest ride.

She may be the single hottest girl on the East Side.

She remembers that one of the robbers had a tattoo.

She'll ruin me when she finds out!

She's a terrific social worker. Bright.

She's bad, ain't she? What are you laughing for?

Shit.

Sinsemilla!

Sir, help me! Please! Help!

Skip, don't go over there, man.

Skip, please.

Skip!

Skip!

Skip!

Skip! Skip! Are you all right?

Skip.

Something like that.

Splashing into the ocean. And the moonlight is out.

Stands to reason, doesn't it?

Stay where you are and nobody gets hurt.

Supposed to be doing time. It's a goddamned vacation for them.

Sure. Fine with me.

Swell. Just swell. A few ups and downs.

Take care.

Take your pill. Three seconds, it's over.

Teach him to be punctual.

Teresa....

Thank God. There's some humanity in this place.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. And you think that I stole a dress, and then threw it away!

Thanks. That's very kind of you.

That boy is very confused. Straighten him out!

That means he's studying you.

That New Yorker is full of surprises.

That'll put a dent in our bankroll.

That's a real woodpecker.

That's better. Did you try that thing in the warden's office?

That's Blade. He runs the Third World side of cellblock two.

That's Grossberger. The biggest killer in the history of the Southwest.

That's it for the preliminaries.

That's my favourite.

That's not my bag. That's the waiter's bag.

That's not the point. I'll explain it later.

That's not what she meant.

That's our boy, baby! That's our boy there!

That's personal.

That's right, no shit. No. Try it again.

That's right, that's right, we bad.

That's right. We don't want no shit, either. That's right.

That's the cat that did me.

That's the spirit. You'll get out of here a relatively young man.

That's why I want to get out of here. Let's go. We can head out West.

The court refuses to act on the little girl's word.

The day I met you and Sweetpants was my fifth appeal hearing in six years.

The difference between this and Juliet is fabulous.

The little guy needs money. The big guy needs a two by four to his head.

The little man had the contact. He got his point across.

The longer you hold out, the better chance for a bargain.

The machine's fine. You want to try it?

The man wants a light.

The money was never recovered...

The most wonderful thing just happened.

The prisoners don't get one penny of that money?

The shit's gonna start now.

The Sunbelt's history is written on their faces.

The two guys who really pulled that bank job know it too.

The warden wants you in one piece till after the rodeo.

The winner, and champion for the sixth time in a row, Caesar Geronimo.

The worst kind of bull is the one that won't do nothing.

Them wardens over there are pretty decent. Not like these pricks.

Then he killed some people who reminded him of them.

There ain't gonna be any push. I was ready for this.

There was a revolution in '65. We missed it because of this.

There's a raunchy strip joint where tattooed guys hang out.

There's no wine in the world that Smell that.

There's something I always wanted to ask someone like you. Do you get much?

These are delicious.

They accused me of robbing several banks.

They don't care. I can only shower them with motions. I've filed two.

They got this Korean doctor just came to this country. Don't get him.

They need love, affection!

They said I didn't need it.

They say my appendix grew back, but I had it removed years ago. You?

They scare everybody by threatening to deny their parole.

They're coming back. They're coming back.

They're gonna electrocute him next month.

They're in the camper!

Think this is The Count of Monte Cristo?

Third up, out of chute number four, is the Glenboro Prison entry.

This filthy, roach ridden reality is inspiring.

This is '65 African gungi from the motherland.

This is a different way of life for us.

This is bad! And you went and spread it over everything.

This is fantastic. Harry, there's a great novel in this.

This is from the Middle Ages. How do they expect you to move?

This is fun.

This is the real deal. We're in deep shit.

This isn't funny. Do they know I hate confinement?

This may sound silly, but have you seen A Place in the Sun?

This state gives long sentences, especially for bank robbing.

Today? This afternoon?

Too late for that. Get him out of here.

Try to keep a good rhythm.

Try two level.

Turned me down.

Two pears, three apples....

Two years ago we got new Ping Pong balls. Five boxes.

Uh.... Malt liquor.

Understand? It's been soaked in the earth back home. This is mean!

Up on Flapjack, here's Skip Donahue.

Veracruz. We got some family there.

Wait a minute, I'm not a troublemaker.

Wait a minute.

Wait. No, no, no, wait.

Wake him up.

Wallet. Wallet.

Wanna stay late tonight? Turn around.

Watch his head.

We could grab odd jobs on the way. Build up a nest egg.

We didn't do it. There's a misunderstanding.

We don't have a few days. Stock's delivered. The contracts are out.

We don't take too much shit. We take a little, but no monster shit.

We don't want no shit, you understand?

We get our ass kicked. They get rich.

We glimpse their bodies when the moonlight hits their breasts.

We got to get the hell out of here!

We have an annual prison rodeo we're awfully proud of.

We have to get to the rodeo.

We have to try. Will you shut up and hurry?

We like to run you new fellas through a test...

We watch those breasts bounce gently to and fro.

We were wondering, what is the job situation like around here?

We'd like to discuss with you some ideas...

We'd like to touch I think I speak for Harry.

We'll pause for the cause...

We'll talk about that later.

We're both dumb if no one's gonna get this money except two pricks.

We're dealing with robbery and assault.

We're just barely cousins. See, my mother was a French cancan dancer.

We're supposed to get the money. We don't get shit.

We're trying to change that.

Welcome to the desert. But I don't see no naked women.

Well, folks, take a breather while the judges tally up the scores.

Well, how have you been getting along?

Well, I don't want anything from him.

Well, I have one possibility. It's nothing ideal. But it's a start.

Well, I realize that $50,000...

Well, I was James' best customer. He sold me this African gungi '65.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! That boy's lost his mind.

Well, if you really did a six...

Well, just a touch more.

Well, listen to this. Warden Beatty has just informed me...

Well, Meredith, why don't you tell him?

Well, what about Jack Graham? His knees have mended.

What a sweet, beautiful face he has. Look, he's listening to us.

What about my opening night?

What are you talking about, my appendix? I know about appendix!

What are you talking about?

What are you trying to pull?

What baby is that, sir?

What bargain?

What did I tell you? Okay, let's go.

What did that cop say when he grabbed your throat?

What difference does it make who wins?

What do you say about that, folks? He's got some cowboy in him, huh?

What do you want me to do?

What does that tell us?

What is going on?

What is it?

What is this? Look, what? Cheating, look!

What the hell is going ? Are you okay?

What the hell's wrong with him?

What's his story? Why does he get a separate table?

Whatever Bucky wants, old Bucky gets. Except for parole, that is....

When you do what A good woodpecker should

When you do what A good woodpecker should

When you flock to the Glenboro Savings

When you flock to the Glenboro Savings branch

When you're ready, we'll go over them.

Where there's human feelings. Tenderness and kindness.

Where's the part where I go, " Hee ya"?

Which you won't start writing till we get out of here, right?

Who got which, when and where. So far, nothing.

Why are you joining the rodeo? Sucking up to the warden?

Why don't we give the cash to the prisoners?

Why so early?

Will the defendants rise?

Will you shut up until we get out of this mess you got us into?

Would you mind looking at some mug shots?

Wow! That surprised me. Do you mind if I try it?

Yeah, about that. What happened? I win a prize?

Yeah, free to walk in the cold. To be ridiculed.

Yeah.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am. Hitting you again, Father.

You a little too bad, ain't you?

You and I are innocent. You know that. I know that.

You and me, and two girls. Romping through the desert.

You bad, they don't mess with you.

You better get bad. If you ain't, you'll get fucked.

You can feather your nest With frills

You can kiss the baby.

You didn't hear me. This is very important to me.

You don't mess with him.

You get a little overprotective sometimes. Okay, where's that sucker?

You got some new blood?

You gotta admit, for an interim gig, this really wasn't bad.

You kill me.

You know we're innocent?

You know what I mean?

You know, I'm just about to lose my patience with you.

You know, I'm working on a new play, and I just wondered...

You know, I'm.... I'm....

You know, I've never felt like this before.

You know, people see movies about prison life...

You leave my socks alone, man. Stay out of my face.

You little pecker, you

You love New York?

You mean, we're really free? We're free!

You might as well have burned the Pentagon!

You ought to go over there. They're gentlemen, they'll understand.

You snort up all that nice blow and then you forget about paying.

You son of a guns!

You think Grossberger ate them up or did he leave some bones?

You too.

You two fellas can go on back to your cells.

You want to know something that's always fascinated me...

You were wonderful. I'm not just saying it to be kind. You were lovely.

You....

You'll save money Knock on wood

You're a wonderful actress. But you didn't know...

You're gonna have to learn the hard way, fella.

You're gonna represent Glenboro Prison in the annual Top Hand competition.

You're kidding! That's wonderful. Are you gonna ride in the rodeo?

You're peeing on me.

You're sure taking it calm.

You've got to convince the warden that you won't ride, no matter what.

Your big rodeo star, Graham, never got it past a four.

Your favourite? That's your ? That's my favourite too!

Your job is to figure out that word.

...anything. Anything.

...when they come to pick you up. What?

A guard can yank you out like that? He's an inmate like you and me.

A hundred and twenty five years! Stop it! It's only 30 years.

A tall, black man Sir, we didn't

Ain't we all. Bank robbery.

All right. On your feet. Let's move! What happened?

And being freight trained. Freight trained?

And we ain't shitting. You better believe it, baby.

Any deaths we can celebrate too? Don't you know what I'm saying?

Are you here for us? I believe so.

Aren't you forgetting something? What?

Be sure we don't miss some rodeo star. You don't need me, right?

But I think it might be arranged. Good.

But you're free! You're damn right!

Can you think of anything else? Some small piece of evidence...

Check it out. You check it out.

Close 1 2. Close 1 2.

Close 10! Close 10!

Come here. Mama!

Come here. I want to talk to you. I can't go to you. It's amazing.

Come on down, got your Coke here.... Peanuts, popcorn....

Do either of you have a tattoo? No.

Does this include the tip? Yes. Have it all. Okay?

Domestic '65. Hot, isn't it? Was that a good year?

Don't be misled. He's a chute fighter. Hello.

Don't leave me, please. No. I'll just be over here.

Don't touch him. Don't touch him. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.

Don't worry. Getting fat.

Don't you see the white line? Yes.

Fabulous! You don't get it.

From New York? I don't care where he's from.

Get on the ball? Get on the bull!

Get rid of them. Maybe we can meet for lunch.

Give me a light. He wants a light.

Good luck. Thank you.

Graham's had injuries. I've had 10 years of humiliation!

Grandma was right. Shit for brains! Me?

Harry Monroe. Look under there. Sir.

Harry, it's all right. I can't take it! Mama!

Harry. What?

Harry. What?

Harry. Yes, yes, yes.

Has Grossberger been farting on you? Settle down, Wilson.

Have a nice evening. Thank you.

Have you got the right case? This is Monroe and Donahue.

He gets the best of the bull. I don't want

He here for rehabilitation? He threw the chaplain through a wall...

He'll try to kill you in the chute. I don't think so. I'd love to try him.

He's got them, honest. Vietnam.... Harry, help me, Harry!

He's my man. Did you tell him? It wasn't so tough.

He's okay now. I'm okay now. It's out of my system.