The Internship (2013) Edit

A better than not chance of materializing into a job.

A bug that disabled their audio.

A challenge for you

A dance club down the street that's supposed to be great.

A field we know Jack squat about.

A giant pinwheel of death right now.

A life changer.

A little bit different?

A little girl from a steel town

A little hiccup, a little adversity, all right?

A little larger order than you did last year.

A little more carefully in a bathhouse.

A little mystery behind the boy.

A location closer to them, they'd be regulars, right?

A lot in homeschool?

A lot more of me around here.

A lot of great things going.

A moment on the lips, forever on the hips, right?

A period of adjustment.

A pudding or something that was left out.

A real helpline, or I'll push some product on them.

A relationship that lasted longer than three months.

A very nurturing person.

A way to screw things up and let people down.

Aah! Go!

About physics and various physical phenomenon,

About something or, God forbid, you had a great time.

About their perfect little babies in those tiny socks

About you, Sal, Don't you want to talk back to them?

Actually lowered her blood pressure.

Adjustment?

After which a mere handful of you

Against a bunch of genius kids for just a handful of jobs.

Ah, our two daiquiri men.

Ah, Sammy, we already have the gig here.

Ah. Yes, that would be nice.

Ah... I'm just kidding.

All I'm saying is, why should Papa John's make all the dough,

All of a sudden, me and Nick become friends

All of third grade.

All right, at least we know. Game on.

All right, at least we know. Game on.

All right, back to work, guys.

All right, Fatface, I think it's time to fake an injury.

All right, game time.

All right, guys, let's take this new team spirit,

All right, I think that's our cue. Here we go.

All right, it was the best night of my life.

All right, let's get some meet and greet going

All right, let's get to that warm, fuzzy part.

All right, listen, guys, I know where you're going.

All right, now I remember. Yes.

All right, now, I got an idea that I think would make.

All right, on me!

All right, slam it!

All right, teams, welcome to the Quidditch pitch.

All right, that was my guy. All right.

All right, that's it.

All right, what? What do you want me to say,

All right, you riffraff, get out of here.

All right, you you found me out.

All right!

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right. I'll see you in a bit.

All right. Let's drill it and kill it.

All right... I'm feeling like I want to go put my robe on now.

All the future is, is later.

All those stuffed shirts, she took a tumble and fell.

All two million lines

All we're saying is,

All you have to do is click the button and read.

Allows you to jump way higher? Duh.

Ally, I'll get inside you and I'll fight for you.

Almost as many people from Los Gatos

Already been downloaded 230 times. Booyah!

Also, they came together as a team

Also, you just made me use a bunch of words

Always got a paycheck, played it smart.

Am very happy to have

An impressive summer.

An offensive with Admiral Ackbar.

And a million times better.

And also we don't have Webcams for our computer.

And and to be honest with you, we did the interview here

And astonishing limitations,

And big picture this for a second, if I can.

And by the end of the summer,

And connect those people to information.

And crushing it like that.

And despite what you may think,

And doused herself with water.

And dropped to the bottom of a blender.

And everything, but he kind of blew it for us today.

And find the rest of the world's cool stuff,

And for what it's worth,

And give me a little kick in the ass to get me moving.

And Google wants us.

And had Bob Williams drop that bomb on us?

And harvest moons.

And he didn't want to talk about it, that's for sure.

And he made this old son of a gun remember

And how'd that work out?

And I am head of the Google Intern Program.

And I am trying to live up to my promise.

And I appreciate you stopping by,

And I expect to nut.

And I know it doesn't need to be said out loud,

And I know your accent is bullshit.

And I mean, like, literally dog shit.

And I really like the real Lyle.

And I recognized a similar tenacity

And I think I did a pretty good job.

And I think you'd be happy that you did.

And I want to have you out there salsa ing, sweating and grinding

And I want us to get these jobs at Google.

And I'll tell you what.

And I'm going to say something harsh now.

And I'm sending her this picture I just took

And I'm trying to get hard on my own,

And if it does, don't minimize it.

And into a slot at that dance school.

And it's a word scramble, and it's life.

And it's got a rear mounted stainless sleeve

And it's SpaceShipOne.

And just pick their brains.

And just weird enough

And just, you know, a ton

And kicking ass.

And lady...

And let's apply it to this next app challenge. We got this.

And let's dance our asses off.

And listen, we really need your help.

And Lord knows I've fallen

And more than that,

And my instructions were explicit.

And nothing ever seems to get better.

And now I'm going Lopez, Jennifer Lopez.

And now that I got the name, how about the number?

And now we saving lives?!

And product fluency.

And review the code until we find the programmer's mistake.

And Rogue.

And she pulled a chain to nowhere,

And she pumped her legs, and she danced herself

And she spun and she spun

And she spun herself into our hearts.

And she spun herself into that dance school.

And she spun... oh, and she spun and she spun

And since every intern must complete the challenge

And start believing,

And start believing.

And syntax specific autocomplete.

And take a breath,

And that those nutrients

And that's Cyclops,

And that's not me

And that's where we are today. We're helping the kids.

And that's why the photos

And the assholes, and now I'm running out of time.

And then I'll either hit them with another helpline,

And then I'm either going to shove

And then I'm going to talk you

And then they die.

And then they'd start

And then you send us out on a sale

And then you're telling me that that's from Amazon?

And then, all of a sudden, life pulls out.

And then, all of a sudden, life pulls out.

And they share it with their friends?

And this whole thing you got going on,

And this whole thing you got going on,

And to hear Bob tell it, the kid is aces on the pommel horse.

And we about to get it all good up in this hood, right?

And we will watch how well you do it.

And we're gonna let it percolate. Let's go!

And we're gonna see those kids, and we're gonna see it through.

And we're not suggesting

And what do we get for it?

And what we're gonna do is separate the feet,

And what you have done as a team

And when we do, we're better off for it,

And who cares if you made a mistake?

And yeah, sometimes it's gonna

And you ride.

And you two are dinosaurs.

And you're going to have two beauties on your hands.

And you're right on the borderline.

And, Billy, I love you,

And, hey, stop it, do not even

And, uh...

And, you know, here we did everything

Andrew here is the head of Search

Any questions?

Anyway, I should go.

Anyway, I'm going to dive back into the fun.

Anyway...

Anyway... is that kind of what you were gonna say to me?

Applies even slightly to yourself, you might want

Are going to be tucked away real nice.

Are more easily digested and absorbed.

Are there ice cubes to climb on?

Are we on the same page?

Are we throwing a little rum in?

Are we working with a daiquiri here?

Are you having difficulty with this,

Are you kidding? Yo Yo stays ready.

Are you okay?

Are you on vacation?

Are you still looking for someone?

Are you talking about Flashdance?

Are you talking about Flashdance?

As a double or a triple.

As a yes. All right.

As an incomplete.

As an overwhelming yes, then! Come on! Let's roll!

As I started my journey into computers

As their favorite anime or movie character?

As you can see through these images behind me,

Astonishingly, your app

At a coffee shop down the street.

At an airport bar for a six hour delay?

At how quickly you have confirmed my doubts about you.

At our final meeting this afternoon.

At Stanford.

Audience knew it was coming.

Audience wanted it.

Australian, actually.

Authorization failure with Google Drive. Neha.

Automatically match, um, your ads to.

Back door action.

Ball!

Bangers and mash.

Basically, the entire time.

Be reasonable, Nicky.

Bear Bryant smile. No idea

Beat up a lot in school?

Because I already knew where to put my hands, clearly.

Because I can change it around. I'm not going to say it's going to be easy,

Because I got the cab, so there you go.

Because I'll tell you about that guy.

Because I'm too busy working.

Because I've been with you for a long time,

Because it's nothing but happy couples gloating

Because that credit card is maxed out.

Because the night is still young.

Because we wanted to help out,

Because we're in a relationship, and I'm

Because whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Because while I've been working

Because you saw the touchdown live, in person.

Because you're going out with my sister!

Because your company doesn't exist anymore,

Because, in mine, you're taking the photo instantaneously,

Before life stops wailing away on us?

Before the wife gets home. Am I making sense?

Before they can get the Quaffle through the three rings.

Before they throw the volleyball

Before you can send a drunk text or a drunk e mail or phone call,

Believe in each other.

Bent me over, put a ball in my mouth and fucked me bad.

Big man's disease.

Big picture Googling.

Billy McMahon.

Billy, let me turn these high beams on you.

Billy, now you're making me very angry.

Billy, you magnificent son of a bitch.

Billy!

Billy?

Bingo!

Bingo...! Here you go!

Blondie, you're coming with me

Blue team, ready?

Bob Williams has got a big fucking mouth.

Boggles my mind that no one has a notebook out.

Boom, just explodes right in my fucking mouth.

Boom!

Boom.

Boom.

Boom. Check it out right here.

Breast feeding leads to a higher IQ.

Bring it home. Oh, yeah.

Bring it in, guys. Come on, let's huddle up.

British.

British. Listen, Professor Xavier,

Brooms in, people.

Brooms up!

Brushing up against me in the bed here at night.

Bug like fly. The Fly.

Buh bam, ker plash, zshaw!

But at the end of the day, you're grinders, foot soldiers.

But come on, who hasn't felt the pinch?

But don't give me this crap about it's better for the team.

But every once in a while,

But good luck!

But he's gonna scurry up the pillow.

But he's got a lot of enthusiasm.

But here's something you aren't missing this check.

But here's the deal.

But here's what I want to do. I want to help you clear that up

But I can do it. Megan, listen to me.

But I can do it. Megan, listen to me.

But I can't have those cold clams

But I do know that attention to detail

But I got a job here, and I don't want to lose it.

But I got to tell you, this is just never gonna happen.

But I got to worry about the now.

But I guarantee you what we're saying is helpful.

But I promise you something.

But I spend a shitload of dinerin this place

But I wish I could.

But I'm glad you proved me right.

But I'm going to play a hunch here.

But I'm not gonna change anything.

But I'm not ready to work for someone

But I'm really tired of being let down.

But if I'm right, don't say anything.

But if there was a nice pie

But it seems, given enough time, you always find a way to fail.

But it was more like quick brown fox.

But it's a C plus.

But it's only part time, and it doesn't cover

But just enough to make things interesting.

But let's just go ahead

But let's just split it. Let's go Dutch.

But look it, Sal, at the end of the day,

But maybe we can make this a win win for you.

But my mother was actually

But nothing is guaranteed anymore.

But please don't let that stop you.

But she doesn't even know I exist.

But thank God she believed in herself.

But that being said, I'm just saying if it's gonna

But that h helped me out a lot when I,

But the Cialis is a guarantee.

But the truth is, we were in a blender.

But the white one may be a goner.

But then the photo's just sitting there what if they

But there's... there's a broader market.

But things never quite work out for you, do they?

But those kids,

But to accept this submission and to recalculate.

But to come home to a foreclosure sign?

But to excel at this internship,

But we are never going to go to Barthelona.

But we're going back there,

But we're just a family run business.

But what about us, Sammy?

But what's the one thing that no one can get more of?

But you got one now, son.

But you know that.

But you know what the scariest thing in life is?

But you put you down for sales? As your major?

But you're an artist, okay?

But you're so old, though.

But...

But... you can manage it.

By believing in herself and trying.

By the way, thank you for sending me to that seminar.

By their little boners, and we'll drag them,

Bye, guys.

Can I count you in?

Can I count you in?

Can I just get... Oh, please don't touch me.

Can we hug it for a second? Can I touch it?

Can we talk about this online, on the line thing?

Can you gentlemen help me?

Can you hit that light, Pocahontas?

Can't get me not to like you.

Can't we all be that little welder girl

Carpe diem.

Change.

Check this one out.

Cheerio.

Cheerio.

Chetty, excuse me. What about a full time employee?

Chetty, I appreciate what you said back there.

Chetty, no offense, you're a glorified babysitter.

Chetty, thanks for betting on us.

Classic Star Wars villain.

Click that twice for me.

Click the Blue button, upper left.

Click, cost and conversion data.

Clickety clack, clickety clack, she's married.

Clickety clack, clickety clack. Now she's got a boyfriend.

Clickety clack, she's putting you in a home!

Combining both customer relations

Come by and let you guys know

Come here, you little lovable maniacs. Get in here.

Come meet this guy, Graham.

Come on, Billy.

Come on, don't be shy.

Come on, he's 12 years old.

Come on, I'm not going to let you

Come on, I'm not gonna take away your

Come on, let's get a frosty.

Come on, let's hit it.

Come on, Lyle, you're making me feel

Come on, Megan, listen to me. Honey, let's talk about this.

Come on, papi. Yes!

Come on, ref, you gonna call that?!

Come on, Tate! Swing big!

Come on, team meet time.

Come on, you got it.

Come on, you're communicating with her right here.

Come on, you're not gonna see that

Come on, you're with me! You're with me.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come over.

Coming at you, Nick!

Coming out of college can't even get jobs.

Complimentary. Free.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. Oh, yeah!

Contextual targeting

Convince them.

Cool guy card if you admit you give a shit

Correction: You didn't have a team,

Cosby. It's your first time at Cosby?

Could she win us the gold and make us proud?

Couldn't get any worse, it got worse.

Crack your skull wide open, maybe even break your heart.

Create a little heat dispersion.

Cut into my ability to bullshit.

Dad would have been proud.

Damn it, Nick,

Damn it, Nick, I reached for my dreams.

Damn right he does.

Damn.

Dana Simms. Late.

Dark and stormy, feeling us.

Dark and stormy, feeling us.

Dating a fellow intern.

Daughter's name is Skyler, big into gymnastics.

Delete all your cookies.

Did that work?

Did you get beat up

Did you have a good time?

Did you just hit on the waitress?

Did you know there are

Did you not hear my opening remarks?

Did you wear a seat belt?

Discipline is a very important part of growth.

Do all you guys work together?

Do we have to say, I give up,

Do you have, like, a Rednek Guzzler with a straw?

Do you hear yourself? You're getting by okay.

Do you know what, uh, launch this was from?

Do you really see the world this way?

Do you remember what it felt like

Does anyone want to... want to be on a team with me?

Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun?

Does that sound good?

Doesn't know you exist?

Don't answer that question, Bob.

Don't be desperate, Just be cool, okay?

Don't click that little red X

Don't move, fatty.

Don't slag off on the corners.

Don't worry about us. We're having a great time.

Don't worry about us. We're having fun.

Easy, easy.

Editors such as Emacs, nano and vi...

Eh...

Eighth year Googler.

Eleanor?

Embarrassing moments of m'life.

English, right? 'Ello, guvna.

Enjoy your pudding.

Enjoy, gentlemen.

Enjoy!

Enough to do a little research on you.

Enrolled at the University of Phoenix online?

Especially the ladies.

Ethel and, uh, Doris here

Ethel! Ethel!

Ethel. That's her name.

Even if we're perfect, it won't be enough.

Even one of those Braun ones, they're only gonna run nonstop

Even the Germans, the Germans could never...

Every day also on the calendar.

Everybody except for you, Zach.

Everybody up. Here we go.

Everybody wins.

Everybody's searching for something, Sal.

Everyone's exchanging photos!

Everyone's searching for something. Am I right, Bob?

Everything you do is special,

Everything you read on the...

Exactly.

Exactly. Who knows what's going to happen?

Except I did show up.

Except what if it's not the only way?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Explaining the meaning of his tattoo.

Extra toppings on this one, boss.

F to T is exactly right, Gomer Lyle!

Face it.

Face it. Look, Billy's a great guy

Facebook bought 'em for, like, a billion dollars.

Fair enough, Version 2.0.

Fair enough, Version 2.0.

Farm to table.

Feels kind of like the first day

Figured I'd find you at the cool kids' table.

Find one that doesn't.

Fine. On me, Fatface.

Finger blasting away.

First impression time, baby.

First private manned spaceflight.

For example, she provided me selflessly

For my little show pony.

For real.

For some reason, I can't get fly out of my mind,

For sure. And, uh...

For the for these?

For the love of God, let it play.

For the next challenge I'll win.

For us to fall in with a strong team.

For you, this is like

Forget about the person that matters the most.

Forget that.

Frankie will get you a slice on the way out.

Free cereal and ugly people?

From Deliverance right now?

From Lithuania.

G.D. it!

Geez, Yo Yo, did you get

Gentlemen, I don't have time for his.

Gentlemen...

Get her done, boys.

Get in there close so we can be seen on the Webcam.

Get it together, Yo Yo.

Get me started on the sauce.

Get penetrated by octopus tentacles.

Get the broom between the legs, folks.

Get these jobs of which we're so profoundly deserving.

Get to work!

Get together and...

Get yourself a soda pop.

Getting coffee and running errands for people.

Getting warmed up here.

Give her some money, yeah. Here you go.

Give it to me straight. I like it.

Give me a chance to turn you with a sports metaphor.

Give me a harder question than that.

Gloves aren't gonna help you.

Go again. Go again.

Go ahead and wash that.

Go ahead, Tate. Swing!

Go ahead.

Go on, take a big cut, Tate.

Go on, you're burning daylight.

Go, Fighting Phoenixes.

Go.

Go. Okay, you said that someone programmed it.

God made you lactose intolerant for a reason, yeah?

God, I love him even more.

God! I'm sorry you had to see that, ma'am.

Goddamn it, Billy's right.

Goes on in this place.

Going to give this squirrel a couple nuts to hide.

Going to pay when he can in a couple weeks.

Gonna be referring to himself in the third person?

Good for you.

Good Lord. How old does that make all of us?

Good luck.

Good morning, interns.

Good note.

Good things start happening. Lyle,

Good to be with you.

Good to see you.

Good. Hide in plain sight.

Google helpline. My name's Billy.

Google helpline. This is Graham. How can I help you?

Google.

Googliness.

Got it, got it, got it, got it!

Got it, Stanford, wheelchair.

Graham, please meet Mr. Anderson.

Great big world out there, my friend.

Great eyes, and a severity to her look

Great, so you're saying that you're locked out of your Gmail.

Great.

Great. Glad I could help.

Great. Great idea.

Grinding it out with our heads down.

Guess who's way ahead of you.

Guys, we're in this thing together.

Guys, we're looking for a bug, not a password.

Guys, when it comes to writing code,

Guys.

Had the wrong certificate.

Happens to keep a key under the mat.

Happily. Just click the Blue button.

Has it occurred to you that I work hard for a reason?

Has more nutrients

Has not returned from their final challenge,

Have a great lunch.

Have a great night.

Have a great night.

Have a great senior year, guys.

Have any of you ever been called a maniac?

Have no idea what you're talking about.

Have you done the back door yet?

Have you seen Terminator?

Having a beer with your boss.

Having a pretty good time doing some wrong things.

Having said that, we have rules.

He doesn't even know we exist.

He don't just tell it, old boy. He likes to show it with pictures.

He gets overexcited.

He leaves it cold like that. You know what I mean?

He left.

He looks like he was carved out

He still gets a ring.

He thought he was holding us back,

He voted for you from the beginning.

He wants to open up a Sal's in Los Gatos.

He was afraid.

He was right when he said that you guys deserve better.

He'd love to come along.

He's a great kid.

He's about to give a talk on HTML5.

He's bigger than you. Be careful.

He's doling out high fives during time outs.

He's got a million dollar idea right here.

He's got a million dollar idea right here.

He's got the rest of his life to take a walk.

He's in the internship program with me and you.

He's not coming.

He's right here.

Head down to Modesto.

Head towards those big, big letters there.

Heard you had a day trip to, uh,

Hell of a summer.

Hell, no.

Hell, we were scared for a long time out there,

Hello to you.

Hello, fellow interns! Graham Hawtrey here.

Hello, Stanford. You're coming with me.

Hello, William.

Help me out!

Helps make people's lives a little bit better.

Her entire life to her career.

Here, here...

Here's the deal. I'm pretty terrific on the phones.

Hey, Chetty.

Hey, everybody! Listen up!

Hey, guys, I grew a pair of balls.

Hey, hey hey hey hey, yeah, hey!

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey.

Hey, listen,

Hey, Professor, what up!

Hey, Randy.

Hey, Tony!

Hey, why are you getting up?

Hey.

Hey. A cute kid.

Hey. So, what do you think?

Hi, Headphones. You mind if we sit here?

Hi! My name is Billy!

Hi.

Hi. Hey.

High heel leather boots.

His mind on something, ol' Billy has a tendency

His name is Charles Xavier.

Hmm? This may sound silly

Home of Silicon Valley and also the X Men, apparently.

Honest, it's an honor.

Honestly, I know that I can't buy the watches

Honey, it's always darkest before the dawn.

Honey, you were...

Hot sun beating down on you?

How about I stop...

How about it?

How about you take a walk, pal, and get off my field?

How are you?

How can I help you? It's not a problem.

How dare you. How dare you.

How do you know who's underneath the mask?

How do you think you'd fare out there with that alabaster skin?

How long you been working this territory?

How old is she?

How old is Skyler nowdays, Bob?

How you been?

How you doing, bud?

How'd you know my...?

How's everybody else doing?

How's it going, Gossip Girls? CW just called, You're canceled.

How's it going, old timer?

How's unemployment? Listen.

HTML5, right?

Hufflepuff on three.

Hufflepuff!

Huh?

Huh?

I I can't.

I I love teaching at Google,

I I was just curious.

I I'm sorry, you said you were a a manager?

I Is there anything else in the blender?

I aim to please.

I always start by drawing up strategies

I am Charles Xavier,

I am truly impressed, Mr. McMahon.

I am. I hope you are.

I appreciate your concern,

I buy them tomatoes myself.

I can buy you a drink?

I can't blame you for being a little afraid.

I can't promise we're gonna win,

I can't take this! What am I supposed... Come get me.

I can't wait to rip into that.

I could say that could apply

I could sell prosciutto to a rabbi, and I have.

I did promise that, and I haven't delivered.

I did, Nicky, I did, but I have stumbled

I did. Yes, yes.

I didn't have a fancy education

I didn't play it smart. I played it safe.

I didn't think you'd like me, either.

I don't even... I really don't get that reference.

I don't have a group.

I don't know how to fake an injury.

I don't know if it's a... Ewok or a space squirrel.

I don't know shit about physics.

I don't know what the hell I'm going to say to Megan.

I don't know.

I don't really understand that analogy,

I don't want to find out.

I don't want to go out to the widow maker.

I don't want to see any Quaffle pocking.

I eat very fast.

I feel like life's inside of me, just working,

I feel like my day

I figure I should probably dazzle.

I figured we earned a swig.

I found a great commercial spot right on Los Gatos Boulevard.

I get it, and I know you do, too.

I get it.

I got a job interview here.

I got it.

I got it. I'll do it.

I got to tell you,