The Internship (2013) Soundboard Edit

A bunch of crap, just like the crap merchandise

A number of Googlers reported

A rather important position here at Google.

Absolutely

Against Alex, and you know how she overcame those odds?

Age before beauty?

All right

All right, guys, I don't want to kill the momentum, or the mojo

All right, it was fun.

All right, let's go, boys

All right?

Almost done checking on whether the encryption

And ask you about physics, It's too obvious

And by the time I figured it out,

And I don't give a shit.

And I have you to thank

And look where I am now.

And one final challenge remains.

And our lives are basically ruined

And talk pelvic ventilation.

And that's what we're gonna do

And the rules state that every team has the right

And then the mix doesn't have its intended effect

And then you take those and you send those out

And were you afraid to get back in that station wagon?

Any questions?

Are you sure he said dance club?

As the default editor for Ubuntu?

Assholes!

Audience got it.

Aw.

Baby!

Ball!

Bam. Done. Read it.

Bangarang!

Because I don't know

Because when the entire world can see, read

Because you've got to watch your figure.

Big guy, big mouth, big dream

Billy Okay, let's see here.

Billy, Billy, talk to me!

Billy, I'm locked out of my Google Wallet account.

Billy, I'm lost.

Billy, why don't you tell them about that, uh,

Billy, would you stop?

Billy.

Blind her! I'm going in!

Blue, ten points

Bought a condo in Miami Beach, new tits for the wife.

Brother!

Busting out the Pappy on me

But goddamn, maybe it's a step in the right direction.

But I'm flying, baby.

But so far,

But the end of the summer's internships.

But the jig is up.

But work wise, yeah, um,

But, I mean, you did teach us

Chrome connectivity issue. Nick.

Come on, bro, fist me, Get up in there.

Come on, Ladybug.

Come on, take it easy.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Confirmed there was no packet lost.

Congratulations...

Craigslist casual encounters. Twilight fan fiction. Hentai.

Creatures of habit, am I right, Sal?

Didn't even know if you were doing it right.

Do you even know what it's like to be 21 right now?

Doesn't yeah.

Don't start that, Yo Yo.

En Barthelona y fantástico.

En este momento.

Every night when I tell her I love her.

Every now and then or you get bored,

Except you're not here to sell anything.

Exchangeagram moment, bitches!

Eyes off the pizza, mate.

Fatty, don't touch the ball.

For your oxy tank.

From here on out. All right.

From the nearest farmers' market.

Get in here!

Get the tennis ball and we win!

Go ahead.

Go cheek to cheek. Just go like I tell you.

Go talk to her.

Good luck, boys.

Good morning

Good work, everybody.

Guys, hi.

Happy accident, right?

Happy hunting!

Have features like syntax highlighting

He was rocking Cantonese something clearly got confused

He's like some kind of a superhero on this computer.

He's right. That's right.

Hell of a summer, bud.

Here we go.

Hey

Hey, congratulations, guys.

Hey, they ask, and I do's it.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Hi.

Hide your kids! Hide your wife!

Hit it both by function and by user.

Hmm.

Holy...

How are you?

How old are you?

How to come together, Nick.

Huh?

I could program the shit out of that bitch

I got it. I'm doing this. Let me do this.

I got to rush off.

I had to use the restroom. I'm sorry.

I know I need change to come along

I know it's pricey, but I want

I let down the team, Nick.

I like that photo, and you share that photo

I mean, is there nutmeg in there?

I mean, the only way to nail this challenge is to study.

I probably should, only because it's a great way to st

I said I should've worn some gloves.

I said ten years of assholes,

I thought the goal here

I want you two to come work for me.

I was an astronomer.

I wouldn't know, actually.

I'd be pointing out constellations

I'm a life giver and a lovemaker.

I'm gonna stop doing that. I'm gonna cut it out.

I'm I'm just... I'm so embarrassed.

I'm just kidding.

I'm Neha Patel, and oh, my God,

I'm not. I got it.

I'm right here

I'm saying, in theory, in concept,

I'm sorry, almost?

I'm sorry.

I'm texting her that I love her,

I'm too positive. Come here, let me share something with you.

If we're shrunk down to the size

Interns at Google?

Is just to be yourself.

Is this the Jets and the Sharks?

It's been a dry June,

It's great, though, you know.

It's like a confederacy of outcasts out here

It's one of the most popular apps in the world.

It's the best thing for everybody!

Just decided to shut down and take our jobs away.

Just get off my back.

Knock knock. Back door

Lay it on us, big Daddy

Let it out, little feller.

Let it out.

Let me do this.

Let's brainstorm this puppy.

Let's call it 20%.

Let's just give him a name and call him Tony

Let's put on our leg warmers,

Like birthdays, trivia, meeting calendars, everything.

Like I'm back in math class, okay?

Listen, Professor...

Look at him, He's just crushing his thing

Lorraine, what time is it?

Maybe that's helpful, maybe it's not,

Maybe?

Maybe... maybe put him in some modeling.

Might be with his best friend who wears a metal helmet.

Mmm, this is divine.

Mmm. And you can't fight it

Mom, I need a minute.

My friend here says there's

My Mom would go like this.

My name is Roger Chetty.

My name is Yo Yo Santos.

Needles and categories, they don't use apps.

Nicholas.

Nickelodeon! Come over here!

No way!

No, Nick, come on

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

No, not in here. We're meeting him in here.

No, okay, we'll workshop that.

No? That's frowned upon also?

No.

No.

No.

Now imagine a place nothing like it

Now we're saving lives? What?!

Now, am I detecting a bit of an accent?

Now, if you'll excuse us,

Now, let's get back to you

Of spring training for Little League here

Of whatever the hell you guys call this game,

Oh, I have a meeting.

Oh, me, too.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no

Oh, now, be picky, okay?

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah. Well, don't don't think we didn't go through

Oh. I'd be out there laying my rap.

Okay, calm down. Come on.

Okay, guys, I, for one,

Okay, if we could focus on this now you are currently

Okay, you're going to want to sign in to Google Wallet.

Okay.

Okay.

On a squirrel diet could end up doing.

On account of your physical appearance.

On the bus ride home. Well, I'll take that

One more!

One shot.

One, two, three...

Only two challenges remain,

Or I'm going to give them another hotline?

Or really in this millennium, so stay out of our way.

Or Sushi.

Our Professor X was way meaner than this guy.

Out on the curb, twirling the big arrow.

People do it.

Please don't do that. You're drunk off your ass.

Please stop following me. Please stop talking to me.

Point taken. Now let's go with my concept.

Really well right now, and you guys are not.

Red team, ready?

Right?

Run, you big tree!

Sal, that's better than good enough.

See what exceptions were thrown.

She believed so hard she found herself with an audition

Shoot me a text sometime.

So hard, I missed out on all the bad dates

So I have an idea

So that I could review your work later.

So, I I'm, uh, Billy McMahon.

So, now you're out there, take a photo.

Sort of considered the Harvard of the West.

Specifically as it relates to lumbar support.

Terrific

Terrific. I think he's right over there in the corner.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That frightens us the most?

That is surprisingly sexy.

That means some person

That you abandon the neighborhood here.

That you roll up your sleeves,

That... he was wrong.

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

That's got to be illegal

That's how you party!

That's not how we see it.

That's right,

That's so negative.

That's the problem. Well, the calendar

The bigger the sale,

The intangible stuff that made a search engine

The space squirrel at the end of the movie.

The ten millionth kid who knows that if you shrink,

There has been some chatter.

There he is.

There's a 15 minute limit.

They got nap pods, they got massage rooms,

They got their information.

This is where Team Lyle takes the lead.

Through the hoop.

Thus you're... Nooglers.

Time to light it up forever

To be next to you.

To every word ever written,

To indicate yes and the red paddle

To kind of break the password here, right?

To see impressions, Mmm

To you in a way that's visual.

To you, but I actually believe that what we do here

Tomorrow's a new day.

Try, uh, maybe square root of 17.

Um...

Unselect proxy server for your LAN.

Vitamins are vitamins,

Wait, do you even hear yourself?

Watch me do it

We did, but, you know, it's just

We had 'em, too.

We know that it's you,

We lost our jobs, we'd given up.

We were looking for

We'll all go back on the bus.

We'll go on fly, 'cause that's where we're at,

We'll say no to love, yes.

We're gonna do this shit on our own.

We're gonna get drunk.

We're gonna put the coffee in the pot,

We're talking dick into the vagina.

We're too hot to party

Well, I don't want to add

Well, it takes a big man to admit he's wrong, Kevin.

Well, no, I was gonna suggest that you work harder,

What do you mean? Do what?

What happens to a dream deferred.

What is it?

What the fuck, me? What the fuck, you?

What the hell are you doing here?

What type of computer do you use for your coding ability?

What you see is what you get.

What?

What? What does that mean?

What's Hentai?

What's up! Oh, shit!

Whatever I walk away with here...

Where are you going?

Whether they come from a teat or a baba.

Which, it would seem, would include

Who had to get her head right

Who wants to fight?

Whoa! Graham, Graham, we were here first.

Why don't you try looking up and giving a shit, man?

With my penis. No.

With Tony, We're throwing a few beers back.

Wow, a little heart and everything.

Wow.

Yeah, and that's a Sharpie, by the way, genius.

Yeah, and they pop in

Yeah, I know. It's a technology company

Yeah, let's get it.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah. Even the German model.

Yep, you do keep telling me that.

Yes, I love you... Mom.

Yes, ma'am. Nick is one of our best

Yes, that's really what I'm worried about.

Yes, we are

Yes!

Yes. I'm glad that you got to say some of that,

Yo Yo, easy, buddy. I come in peace

Yo Yo?

You bet your sweet ass it would, Stewie. No.

You did test my faith a few times.

You get to build a relationship with the customer.

You got it, you got it, you got it,

You got us a job at Google?

You just want to learn. You want to learn.

You keep playing hard to get,

You know it's gonna happen, right?

You know who else it didn't go well for?

You know, I, um...

You know, if this is being a workaholic,

You laying in the weeds son of a bitch.

You never gave up on that dream.

You see, these interns are

You will do what we do.

You'd be dead in a year.

You're at your nephew's Little League game.

You're going to need far more than brainpower.

You're gonna find yourself all alone.

You're kidding, right?

You're smart, you got great teeth.

You're such a great guy, but you always figure out

You're tough. You grew up in the '70s.

You're, um, Biff from Back to the Future, right?

You've ever been to as a kid.

Your secret's safe with us

Your team

Zach, get over here.

Zero?

and crazy horny over here. Oh, let me guess.

Buddy, they can't see us, okay? I understand that,

but have I ever been to Barcelona? Barthelona.

Call with anything else. This is Neha.

Code, right? Code, right? Codes. Right?

Come on, now. Look at me.

Come on! Wooh! This is... this is good.

Come on. F to T!

Cosplay. What can you say? I knew you'd love it.

Enjoy it. What a cute kid.

F to T, baby! Baby.

go bad, is that okay to take take it home? Mm hmm.

I get it. We're hip. We're not dummies.

I know we're buzzing around it. I like that.

Is it a fly girl? Superfly

Lay stiff as a board, light as a feather. Pretend it's a fan.

Look at this high roller.

Look... Physics scares me

No, we're not. Let's go pick out

No, we're working. No, we're working

No? Well, no..

No. What? You're... Billy, you're cutting out. Shh...

Oh, great. Um... Good.

Oh. Ah

Okay. Tonight. Yes. Good. Okay.

Stop it. Hey, is there a problem here?

Wait, you could... with...? Hmm?

What about five of them? Free, too.

What? Come on

What? Some quiz question you got to answer

Whoa. Whoa

with the CSS3, remember? No.

Yeah, he does. Look.

Yeah, Nick Campbell. Oh, good.

Yes. Shots. Shots.

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♪ Anything you want, ♪ ♪ it's yours ♪

♪ Around 4:00 ♪

♪ Because I said ♪

♪ Better, better ♪

♪ Better, better, ♪ ♪ better, better ♪

♪ But instead of waiting ♪

♪ Don't you think? ♪

♪ Driving my car ♪ ♪ to a foreign place ♪

♪ Have your man say, Fuck me ♪

♪ Hey, I heard ♪ ♪ you were a wild one ♪

♪ Hot thing, hot thing ♪

♪ I can fuck you ♪

♪ I can fuck you ♪

♪ I can fuck you ♪

♪ I can really have it all ♪

♪ I don't mind, I don't mind, ♪ ♪ I don't mind, ow! ♪

♪ I go flying off to you ♪

♪ I see us on a beach ♪ ♪ down in Mexico ♪

♪ I see us on a beach ♪ ♪ down in Mexico ♪

♪ I'll have you living life ♪ ♪ like you should ♪

♪ I'm lonely, ♪ ♪ darling, please ♪

♪ Lookin' at me, ♪ ♪ now they know my face ♪

♪ Make that body work, ♪ ♪ make make that body work..

♪ Na na na ♪ ♪ You never had it so good

♪ Oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪

♪ Oh, baby, ♪ ♪ I like you that way ♪

♪ Oh, I I like crazy, ♪ ♪ foolish, stupid ♪

♪ Oh, you get up, you get down ♪ ♪ and you try it again ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ We gamblin'...

♪ Out till the morning, ♪ ♪ better ask somebody ♪

♪ Pictures come alive ♪

♪ Roll that ♪

♪ Roll that ♪

♪ Roll the dice. ♪

♪ Round for round ♪

♪ She's coming home to me ♪

♪ She's coming home to me ♪

♪ So get out of my way ♪ ♪ and stay away ♪

♪ Tell me how you feel ♪

♪ We ain't got to rush, ♪ ♪ just take it slow ♪

♪ We ain't got to rush, ♪ ♪ just take it slow ♪

♪ What a feeling ♪

♪ What's your fantasy, oh? ♪

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♪ Why? ♪ ♪ Well, just because

♪ Why? ♪ ♪ Well, just because

♪ Yes, look at that, ♪ ♪ look at how they lookin' at ♪

♪ You can put your feet up, ♪ ♪ be my señorita ♪

♪ You can put your feet up, ♪ ♪ be my señorita ♪

♪ You'll be in the high life, ♪ ♪ soaking up the sunlight ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Because I said ♪

♪ But I'm out of your league ♪

♪ I go flying off to you ♪

♪ Oh, you get up, you ♪ ♪ get down and you try it again

♪ Oh, you get up, you get down ♪ ♪ and you try it again ♪

♪ Up and down ♪ ♪ and around again..

♪ Whoa, oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh, oh oh ♪

♪ You get down ♪ ♪ and you try it again ♪

♪ You say you never ♪ ♪ had it so good ♪

♪ You're never gonna pass me ♪