A Christmas tree? Guess it's never too early to introduce a major fire hazard into the home. from Postal 2 Sounds
A little scruffy. from Postal 2 Sounds
Ah, I'm here. from Postal 2 Sounds
Ah, I'm hit. from Postal 2 Sounds
Ah, that's gonna be sore tomorrow. from Postal 2 Sounds
Ah, there it is. from Postal 2 Sounds
Ah, this must be the one. from Postal 2 Sounds
Ah. from Postal 2 Sounds
Ah. from Postal 2 Sounds
Ah. from Postal 2 Sounds
Ah. from Postal 2 Sounds
All I wanted was a Karachi for Christmas. from Postal 2 Sounds
Allah, I'm ready for my virgins now. from Postal 2 Sounds
And another one bites the dust. from Postal 2 Sounds
And done. from Postal 2 Sounds
And Joe Bob, son of Billy Joe Bob. from Postal 2 Sounds
And now I am dying. from Postal 2 Sounds
And one because I have ammo left. from Postal 2 Sounds
And one because you're fugly. from Postal 2 Sounds
And one for little Johnny. from Postal 2 Sounds
And one for the Pope. from Postal 2 Sounds
And one for your mother. from Postal 2 Sounds
And one from Bobo the space monkey. from Postal 2 Sounds
And one just because I can. from Postal 2 Sounds
And one to grow on. from Postal 2 Sounds
Are you fat like a little girly girl? from Postal 2 Sounds
Are you on crack? from Postal 2 Sounds
Art. from Postal 2 Sounds
Ayatollah, how about some service over here? from Postal 2 Sounds
Bite me. 30,000 more points and I get my sniper certification. You biotch. from Postal 2 Sounds
Bless me, father, for I have really sinned. Really. I'm not kidding. Here, big Sinner. Yep. from Postal 2 Sounds
Bring it on. from Postal 2 Sounds
Bring your money to me over here, please now. from Postal 2 Sounds
But how much trouble can I get into at a police station? Hmm? from Postal 2 Sounds
But I just started yesterday. from Postal 2 Sounds
Can anyone help you? from Postal 2 Sounds
Can I help you please? from Postal 2 Sounds
Close enough. from Postal 2 Sounds
Come back here with that. from Postal 2 Sounds
Come here, you little. Ah, there you are. from Postal 2 Sounds
Come on everyone, follow me. from Postal 2 Sounds
Come on, fight like a man. from Postal 2 Sounds
Coming through. from Postal 2 Sounds
Could you pull down your pants and let me take a look? from Postal 2 Sounds
Damn, that stings. from Postal 2 Sounds
Did I ask for cheese? from Postal 2 Sounds
Did you hear someone kill that little Gary Coleman kid at the mall? from Postal 2 Sounds
Didn't you just save? from Postal 2 Sounds
Does my voice annoy you? from Postal 2 Sounds
Dollar. from Postal 2 Sounds
Dollars. from Postal 2 Sounds
Don't kill me, I'm a virgin. from Postal 2 Sounds
Don't these people have jobs? from Postal 2 Sounds
Don't you know who I am? from Postal 2 Sounds
Edit. from Postal 2 Sounds
Everyone's on fire. from Postal 2 Sounds
Excuse me while I push my intros back in. from Postal 2 Sounds
Florist. from Postal 2 Sounds
Freak. from Postal 2 Sounds
Fuck me, I better get home. from Postal 2 Sounds
Fuck you, buddy. from Postal 2 Sounds
Fuck you, buddy. from Postal 2 Sounds
Fuck you. from Postal 2 Sounds
Fuck you. from Postal 2 Sounds
Fuck. from Postal 2 Sounds
Fuck. from Postal 2 Sounds
Gee, that wasn't so awful. from Postal 2 Sounds
Get down if you don't want to die. from Postal 2 Sounds
Get down or I'll put you down. from Postal 2 Sounds
Get down. from Postal 2 Sounds
Get the fuck down. from Postal 2 Sounds
Get the fuck on the ground, asshole. from Postal 2 Sounds
Get the hell out of here, you lunatic. from Postal 2 Sounds
Go back to the donut convention. I ain't going nowhere. from Postal 2 Sounds
Go screw yourself. from Postal 2 Sounds
Go screw yourself. from Postal 2 Sounds
God, it hurts. from Postal 2 Sounds
Good. from Postal 2 Sounds
Grandma came down with the anthrax, you know. from Postal 2 Sounds
Great. from Postal 2 Sounds
Guess I need to get up to the top floor. from Postal 2 Sounds
Have a nice day and please come again. from Postal 2 Sounds
Have a nice day and please come again. from Postal 2 Sounds
Have a nice day. from Postal 2 Sounds
Have a nice day. from Postal 2 Sounds
Have you heard there's some lunatic running around lighting people on fire and stuff? The police can't even stop him. Useless bastards. from Postal 2 Sounds
He must be French. from Postal 2 Sounds
He took my money. from Postal 2 Sounds
He'd let him die and come again. Please. from Postal 2 Sounds
He's got a gun. from Postal 2 Sounds
He's killing everyone. from Postal 2 Sounds
He's looking at my favorite Christmas tree, Earl. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hello and what do you want? from Postal 2 Sounds
Hello. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hello. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hello. No, no, no, no, no. from Postal 2 Sounds
Help me help me. from Postal 2 Sounds
Here you go. from Postal 2 Sounds
Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. from Postal 2 Sounds
Here. from Postal 2 Sounds
Here's one for your mother. from Postal 2 Sounds
Here's one for your mother. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hey buddy, if you're not a part of the solution, you're part of the problem. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hey look, it's Uncle Dad. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hey you. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hey, I know you've fallen and you can't get up. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hey, Mr. Peep Show. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hey, watch it. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hey, you are stealing. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hey. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hey. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hey. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hi there, would you like to sign my petition? from Postal 2 Sounds
Hi there. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hi. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hi. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hi. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hi. from Postal 2 Sounds
Him gonna make him squeal like a chicken. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hmm, slow roasted goodness. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hmm, smells like chicken. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hmm. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hmm. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hmm. All out of cash? from Postal 2 Sounds
Hmm. It's been a while since I've confessed. Hope I can remember everything. from Postal 2 Sounds
Holy shit. from Postal 2 Sounds
Holy shit. from Postal 2 Sounds
How could I help you pay me? from Postal 2 Sounds
How would you like it if somebody called you a lunatic? from Postal 2 Sounds
How you doing? from Postal 2 Sounds
How you doing? from Postal 2 Sounds
Howdy. from Postal 2 Sounds
Huh. from Postal 2 Sounds
Hurry up and buy something. from Postal 2 Sounds
I bought it. from Postal 2 Sounds
I can't believe this is happening. from Postal 2 Sounds
I can't find any bad touch croches. from Postal 2 Sounds
I didn't mean it. Please don't kill me. from Postal 2 Sounds
I don't care. from Postal 2 Sounds
I don't feel so good. from Postal 2 Sounds
I don't think they know who they're dealing with. from Postal 2 Sounds
I got your willies right here. from Postal 2 Sounds
I knew it. from Postal 2 Sounds
I need a crochet for my sick kid. from Postal 2 Sounds
I regret nothing. from Postal 2 Sounds
I saw him a bitch. from Postal 2 Sounds
I see you're crazy. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'd like a hot #2 to go. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'll use this. I will. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'm crazy. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'm going to find more of that good stuff. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'm not going to the joint. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'm really gonna bust if I don't take a piss immediately. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'm so wrong. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'm sorry, but you'll have to go to the back of the line. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'm sorry. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'm sorry. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'm sorry. from Postal 2 Sounds
I'm sorry. So very sorry. from Postal 2 Sounds
If I see anyone selling my blood on eBay, I will return from the dead to kick your sorry asses. from Postal 2 Sounds
If I see you selling this on eBay, I will come to your house and kick your narrow ass. from Postal 2 Sounds
If it was up your ass, you'd know. from Postal 2 Sounds
If it was up your ass, you'd know. from Postal 2 Sounds
If one more of you assholes look at me, you're dead. from Postal 2 Sounds
If there were no guns, things like this would never happen. from Postal 2 Sounds
If you say so. from Postal 2 Sounds
Infidel, I crashed a plane into your mother. from Postal 2 Sounds
Is this a joke? Come back with more money job. from Postal 2 Sounds
It was that guy's package. He's the terrorist. Get him. from Postal 2 Sounds
It's for my mother, I swear. from Postal 2 Sounds
It's like the apocalypse. from Postal 2 Sounds
It's like the apocalypse. from Postal 2 Sounds
Jail a small slice of urine stained heaven with a little sodomy in the side. from Postal 2 Sounds
Jaja. from Postal 2 Sounds
Jeez, people must have been pissing on that wall for 1000 years. from Postal 2 Sounds
Jesus, you need a little son, man. from Postal 2 Sounds
Just call me doctor euthanasia. from Postal 2 Sounds
Just kidding. from Postal 2 Sounds
Kick ass. from Postal 2 Sounds