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Alright you primitive screwheads
Bend over and chew on this
Blow
Boobs
Brisco county junior
Buckle up, bonehead
Come get some
Don't you trust maine
First I wanna kill maine now you wanna kiss me
Give me some sugar baby
Groovy
Guess i'll be running along
Hail to the king, baby
Hello right there spanish in
Honey, you got real ugly
How did a tight-ass bean counter from Washington learn the Texas two-step?
I got it I got it
I know your damn words alright
I went looking for no trouble
I'm alright
I'm going to give you one last chance to prove you're not a moron
Kiss me
My name is ash
My name is ash
Names ash
Nothing
Nothing is as big as
Oh that was so rude
OK then
Run home and cried on mama
Shop smart shop S mart
Shop smart, shop S-mart!
Slow down there daddio
So what do you want a metal
Swallow this
Take the gum out of your ears and listen up
Tell me something I don't know
That name mean anything to you
That's right
The seats have been kind
This
This is goodbye
Well hello mister fancy pants
Well that's just what we called pillow talk baby
What do you say way have some champagne now baby after all i'm a man and you're a woman
What exactly was it I said you didn't understand
What kids
With science
Women sheesh
Yo, she-bitch
You ain't leading but two things right now - Jack and shit. And Jack left town.
You just leave it be
You know I love to hear you say the F word
You want a piece of me, huh?
You're going down
You're pathetic!

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