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About to kiss her
About to kiss her
Alright what's going
Alright what's going
And I was so close
And I was so close
And take a crap
And take a crap
And then i'm going to come in there and i'm going to put my foot in your ass if you say and then again
And then i'm going to come in there and i'm going to put my foot in your ass if you say and then again
And then three orders of white rice
And then three orders of white rice
Are you test
Are you test
Ashton Kutcher Sounds Sound
Ashton Kutcher Sounds Sound
Bad to beverly hillbillies can do it so can i
Bad to beverly hillbillies can do it so can i
Boy I sure do you like brownies
Boy I sure do you like brownies
Dallas cowboy cheerleaders
Dallas cowboy cheerleaders
Dead fish
Dead fish
Do you know
Do you know
Do you think I have a chance
Do you think I have a chance
Dude where's my car
Dude where's my car
Have you guys ever been to uranus
Have you guys ever been to uranus
Hey
Hey
Hold on
Hold on
I choose you
I choose you
I don't know
I don't know
I don't like to stormy night
I don't like to stormy night
I got an idea
I got an idea
I got doctor
I got doctor
I started something
I started something
I'm an evil mastermind
I'm an evil mastermind
I'm going to wash my face
I'm going to wash my face
I'm twenty five
I'm twenty five
It's totally cool
It's totally cool
Johnny pot smoker
Johnny pot smoker
Look it's a relative
Look it's a relative
Michael kelso
Michael kelso
My butt looks pretty good enough
My butt looks pretty good enough
My life has no meaning
My life has no meaning
Nice
Nice
No
No
No I know how you feel
No I know how you feel
Not rich
Not rich
Of course
Of course
Off oh
Off oh
Oh has a fortune cookies too
Oh has a fortune cookies too
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god are you serious
Oh my god are you serious
Right
Right
Right
Right
Rodeo clowns are the unsung heroes of the new west
Rodeo clowns are the unsung heroes of the new west
Samples and very honest
Samples and very honest
Shut up siri
Shut up siri
So incredibly complex
So incredibly complex
So what's up
So what's up
Somebody needs to change
Somebody needs to change
Sweet
Sweet
Thank you captain obvious
Thank you captain obvious
The the chick in the rice the soup and the fortune cookies and let it
The the chick in the rice the soup and the fortune cookies and let it
This is another good day
This is another good day
We met
We met
Well I have something to say
Well I have something to say
Well i'm not going to call the dalai lama fag
Well i'm not going to call the dalai lama fag
What are you gonna do with dead fish
What are you gonna do with dead fish
What's up
What's up
Where are you going
Where are you going
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah I like three orders of garlic chicken
Yeah I like three orders of garlic chicken
Yeah i'd like to place an order
Yeah i'd like to place an order
Yeah it was pretty romantic
Yeah it was pretty romantic
Yeah three orders of won ton soup
Yeah three orders of won ton soup
Yeah well I read somewhere that there's these people and friends
Yeah well I read somewhere that there's these people and friends
You may think this song is stupid so I made a call to cupid told me to put my heart out
You may think this song is stupid so I made a call to cupid told me to put my heart out
You see these are incredibly
You see these are incredibly
You wanna get married
You wanna get married