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Alan if you wanted to scare the kid you could've pulled a gun on him yeah I know kids
And he put a pistol in his mouth that year or so I read
And remember this gun is pointed right at your heart that is my least vulnerable spot
And your word of death it's here in my pistols and there in your rifles
Babe put away the gun this is radio not television
Be careful with that gun this ain't no cartoon you know
But the boy's gotta learn sometime that guns aren't necessarily bad depends on who uses 'em
Check out my new weapon piranha gun! oh yes! fires live piranhas
Come on throw away that chickenshit gun you don't just want to pull a trigger
Couple of big bold bad men gettin' scared to death by a six bit cap pistol
Do I take it sir that you are threatening a brother officer with a gun
Dog you strapped you know it
Don't fool around with the women their husbands carry guns
Don't play god just because you've got a gun
Every gun makes its own tune
Get my gun! get my gun! give it to him maybe he'll shoot himself
Gun ready sir stand by fire!
Gun!
He's got some amusing anecdotes for you here's a gun so you can blow your brains out you'll thank me for it
Hey you put down the gun and i'll lead the way out
I don't dig it did they rob the bank what's the gun for what's going on
I don't want no teenage queen I just want my m14
I got you dead on sonny i've got witnesses and i've got your prints on that gun we found
I have two guns one for each of ya
I know one thing major I drew and fired straight at it capped off 200 rounds in the minigun full pack
I like to keep this handy for close encounters
I put a special tape on the trigger and the butt here try it
I say we go back to the evil lair grab some ray guns hold him sideways and just go all gangsta on him
I was gonna be busy all day I had to drop off some guns at jimmy's to match some silencers he had
I'm gettin' tired of your gas nowjerk that pistol and go to work
I've been looking for you for eight months whenever I should've had a gun in my right hand I thought of you
Is it a hugging gun
Is that a flash gordon ray gun or are you just happy to see me
It didn't stop them guns tanks bombs they're like toys against them!
It's no fun when the rabbit has the gun is it
It's time to hear that pop
Just watch out for the guns they'll get you
Let him go or or what or i'm gonna find out what this weird looking gun does
Let me tell you something if I ever catch you with a gun in your hand i'm gonna break your tail you got that
Look if you had the gun what would you do with it stick up a filling station
My beams are focused on your blasters gentlemen
Nah nah man look I don't know nothin' about that gun bein' down there nothin' I ain't lyin'
No no pistol amigo it won't do you any good there are three of us
Now I have a machine gun ho ho ho
Now there's a new game us old players are gone but you can see our story on music videos with prop guns and fake champagne
Now why doesn't somebody pull out a 45 and bang settle it
Oh! hi cannon oh I think you and I have met before cannon maybe on a ballistics report on my desk do you suppose
Okay so what do you need besides a miracle guns lots of guns
On second thought take the gun
Once you get the gun anchored you got a solid base you'll see when we get to it this gun's got a heavy recoil it won't stand still
Packs everything including a gun
Point it at the commander aim right between the eyes
Say hello to my little friend!
See this this is my boomstick!
Shoot it off! shoot with a gun that's what the bullets are for you twit!
Six perfect number isn't three the perfect number yeah but I got six more bullets in my gun
So what's the procedure when you got a gun at your head huh
Still got the flash of that gun in my head man that white light and it was like that light man was sayin' you're dead
That gun makes me nervous mister i'm not gonna be a hero you can put the gun away
That is the second time you pointed a gun at me! there will not be a third
That sounded like gunshots not the kind that you hear in war movies but gun shots real ones they're gonna kill us
That's what happens when you sit behind a desk you forget things like the weight in the hand of a gun that's loaded and one that's not
The cannon is pointing at him and he stands there sipping a martini hmm
The cannon's just for status I mean like ain't no uptown mama gonna fat mouth a brother who's packing a magnum under his vines
The gun went off I don't know why i'm cool I promise you
The minute this gun was loaded one of you brave boys might decide to go for the ride just to fire it
Them guns don't scare me 'cause without them guns you ain't nothin' but a skinny lunger
These guns are locked onto your genetic signature they won't shoot anyone but you
They got missiles automatic weapons and enough plastic explosives to orbit arnold schwarzenegger
This is the gun
Tommy gun stinks no accuracy no punch might as well use a revolver
Touch that gun i'll burn you down
Use your gun in a threatening manner
Wait 'til I get a real one colt 45 pop won't let me have one yet will you pop not 'til you're twelve son
Watch it he's meaner than a rattler and twice as fast with them pistols!
We gotta get outta here I gotta start packing only essentials we gotta travel light bring the guns the weapons the knives
We have the gun and the bullets food and the radio
We're all scared and why shouldn't we be what do you think we use in war water pistols
Well there's no problem if you had a gun shoot 'em in the head that's a sure way to kill 'em if you don't get yourself a club or a torch beat 'em or burn 'em they go up pretty easy
What are you looking at i'm a bitch with a gun two!
What's going on I don't know it sounded like machine guns
When you've got a gun you are a sort of god if you had the gun i'd be the chump and you'd be the god the gun gives you the power of life and death
Without the gun i'm nothing and I never had anything before I got one first time I got one in my hands and killed a man I got some self respect I was somebody
Without the gun you would never have spit at me you would never have even noticed me but because of the gun you'll remember me as long as you live
Y'all can't afford them guns
Yes chris listen to me put down the gun and let the marching band go we'll play it off as a prank
You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face i'm trying to get a manicure
You can't really blame him any bloody fool can pull a trigger
You going to pull those pistols or whistle dixie
You kids today ain't nothing but punks sissified so quick to pick up a gun you scared to take an ass whipping
You need to get that gun off my face
You poor guys always confusing your pistols with your privates
You really don't have to be out here like this broadcasting all your fuckin' porno shit and takin' your pictures puttin' your guns in the air man
You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend those with loaded guns and those who dig you dig
You with your gun and me with the belt and the ammo feeding you jack
You're wrong about god and the guns sheriff

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