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Banana boat
Calling the wrong number, you have no idea.
Do what?
Dumb ass motherfucker.
Dumb matters motherfucker.
For for you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hello what?
How was summer Kim? You could have the cops on you.
I don't drink Budweiser you motherfucker.
I don't drink Budweiser, you dumb motherfucker.
I don't even know who the fuck you are.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about past.
I don't know who the fuck you are.
I don't smoke Marlboros easier. I smoke cigars you dumb ass.
I don't want nothing.
I have no idea how you got this number and I have no idea what you're coming from.
I live in Cedar Hill, Mo.
I thought you calling you Jack off.
I told you my fucking phone number.
I'm here sleeping you dumb ass.
I'm in Cedar Hill, Mo.
I'm sorry my fucking record here and installed and I'm gonna call the cops on you Jack off.
I've never called her.
Jack off.
Mother fucker.
Mother fucker.
My first numbers is 3144400921. That's the number you're calling.
My number is 314.
Never heard of it.
No, I didn't say 72. I said 57.
No, I do the fuck you are.
No, no my ass.
Nobody's asked you dumb mother fucker. You don't even know who the fuck you talking to.
Now what the fuck you want?
Phone number you down.
Play me alone.
Quit calling my fucking house you Jack off.
So you calling me.
There's this rati.
This country you in.
Told you my name is gonna fuck are you?
Unless some crazy man keeps calling my house.
What the fuck your problem?
Why don't you go fuck yourself? You dried up Dancy cold motherfucker.
Yeah, you're fucking dumb ass.
You called me about six months ago doing this shit.
You called the wrong fucking number every time you call us fucker. You gotta fucking check the mother fucking number you're calling Mother Fucker.
You don't want this fucking bananas.
You got mother fucker.
You got the wrong fucking number.
You gotta say this store.
You stupid who's your mother fucker?
You're a fucking worn out of your fucking League, motherfucker.
You're calling the wrong fucking number Jack off.