Auntie Mame Edit

A divine man! Such talented fingers, but what he did to my bust.

A fellow named Epstein. Abraham Epstein.

A genuine Picasso, huh? His black and blue period.

A great lady of the theater and my dearest friend, Vera Charles.

A horse is the most important thing in his life.

A hunt? Oh, a hunt. A hunt?!

A little powder and you'll look...

A lot of changes here. Leave it to Auntie Mame.

A lot of folderol about the Knickerbocker Bank...

A Macy employee doesn't know how to make a cash sale?

A party? Oh, I'd...

A seat and a berth... Pardon me. I'm so sorry.

A toast to Live, Live, Live by Mame Dennis Burnside.

A week from next Tuesday. The old ball and chain.

About 8:30? A black tie?

Acacius, darling, this is my nephew Patrick.

Acacius, darling, your lotus juice.

Actually, it's sort of a fishberry jam. It's called caviar.

Actually, my child, it was so sad. Mother died in childbirth.

Add water and stir. Would you want to go there?

After all, I was a child. I said, "I need clothes. Parties. Pretties."

After all, she is a princess. He, a commoner.

After all, you can't be with me. No women in the dorm.

After dinner, we'll get out the cards and play.

After the honeymoon, I want Patrick to choose.

After the reports I'd heard, I was prejudiced, and not in your favor.

Again? What does she do, live here?

Agnes Gooch.

Agnes, head up, dear. Shoulders back. Tummy in.

Agnes, I told you to stay in your room.

Agnes, tonight you are queen of Romania.

Agnes, where is your spine?

Agnes?

Agnes?! You can't expect...

Agnes.

Agnes.

Agnes. No, no, no.

Agnes. On your feet. Darling, you look divine.

All right, and thank you very much. Goodbye.

All right! Let's get organized. What time is it, and what day is it?

All she's done for 10 months is revisit the places she's been with Beau.

All we've seen was the store. Haven't even called my office.

And big smile! That's a girl.

And dear, staunch, stalwart Lindsay.

And Doris.

And from now on, you must call me Auntie Mame. Well, well, well, now.

And Gary Cooper was the groom.

And get rid of those damn cowbells!

And he's not mine. But he's not yours, Mr. Babcock.

And here's Uncle Dwight.

And here's what Mr. O'Bannion edited.

And how well you've succeeded.

And I had to start working when I was 8.

And I have a date for you.

And I stepped on the Ping Pong ball.

And I'll write to you every day, I promise.

And little Glory.

And Miss Boswell.

And she's a darling.

And that Christmas we were so broke.

And the closet was locked. Imagine?

And the girl was...

And the well known publisher, Mr. Lindsay Woolsey.

And then Bunny and I ran to the closet to get another ball.

And then we're gonna run along down and I'll have you meet my horses.

And this ghastly thing happened.

And to tell you that while she's here...

And until now it wasn't definite.

And what does Mr. Gooch do?

And yet it's so sweet.

And you'd better bring your scarf, it's cold outside.

And you're a man with a very powerful bank.

Anything, just make it double. I see it in two volumes. Boxed, like Proust.

Are we all lit?

Are you all right, Doris?

Are you ashamed of your Auntie Mame?

Aren't you neat?

Aren't you taking rather an imperious tone? Mr. O'Bannion is my colleague.

As county veterinarian, I commanded you two years ago to destroy that horse!

At 2:00? You'll be lucky to get in by 5. She's sleeping.

Atwater Kent too?

Auntie Mame is big hearted when anybody is in trouble.

Auntie Mame said she'd love to have me. She said so in there.

Auntie Mame says olives take up too much room in such a little glass.

Auntie Mame will be right down.

Auntie Mame, Gloria Upson. This is my Auntie Mame, Mrs. Burnside.

Auntie Mame, listen to me. I've met a girl.

Auntie Mame! Auntie Mame!

Auntie Mame?

Baby pictures of Gloria?

Bats!

Be good to Norah and lto after I'm gone.

Beau? Beau!

Beauregard...

Before sukiyaki, a little hors d'oeuvre.

Besides, I have my own fine gentleman, Norah...

Besides, I'm your guest of honor.

Besides, it takes Agnes no time at all to knock off a Dr. Pepper.

Besides, there's another minor, relatively unimportant thing:

Besides, your Aunt Mame may like it as a remembrance of your sainted father.

Better not let Patrick see that one.

Beyond that is a beautiful...

Black coffee and a sidecar. And a cold towel for Auntie Vera.

Bleak Buffalo! Hear how the words cling to each other?

Bleak? Bleak. How bleak was my puberty.

Bless you.

Blond heiresses? Dwight?

Books are awfully decorative, don't you think?

Boys, girls, teachers, romping around naked, bare as the day they were born.

Brian, you accepted! It might do you good to get back in the world.

Brian, you mustn't!

Brian!

Brian?

Brian?

Broadening? Show them what you were doing when I broke in.

Bunny Bixler and I were in the semifinals, the very semifinals...

But after all, it has only been midsummer madness.

But he is kind of cute, isn't he?

But he's all that I have!

But he's been a close friend of the family since I was a girl...

But I find you a woman with a very powerful charm.

But in all fairness to him, I believe she's been leading him on.

But it's a quarter past 8, and you told me...

But it's so exciting being in this house.

But open it.

But Patrick got a fella to help her. He'll be here at 3:00.

But that to be left in your hands was a fate he wouldn't wish on a dog.

But the theater guild!

But there are tykes at Oglethorpe Orphanage...

But, darling, I'm your Auntie Mame!

But, just as a courtesy, we'll come and discuss it.

But, Reginald, to do such a thing!

But, Vera... You see...

By golly, you're top drawer!

Bye, kid!

Can I ask you just one question? How did you stay on that horse?

Can I be your escort? Can I take you back to your hotel?

Can you assist me in ordering 24 pair of those roller skates?

Can't the Epsteins afford their own home?

Certainly, princess.

Charmed...

Charmed...

Child, how can you see with all that light?

Chocolate ice cream?

Chosen my major?

Claude, here we go. Hang on to your seat belts. Down we go.

Claude, I'm not going to tell you one thing that's in these drinks...

Claude, you be genteel in front of Mrs. Burnside.

Claude! Claude! Don't be hasty.

Clearing fences. It says you should always lean.

Coeducational means when boys and girls go to school together.

Colleague, my foot! Gloria would never understand...

Come and get it. Come along, come along.

Come back to the house. We'll have a glass of whiskey.

Come here with your Auntie Mame and sit down a minute.

Come here, you heathen!

Come now, my little love.

Come now. Hurry to the ball. If we tarry, we shall be late.

Come on, Auntie Mame, champagne and fishberry jam.

Come on, let's go, everybody!

Come, child, I'll show you to your room.

Come, child.

Come, Mame. Let us lie down in front of the fire and stare at the flames.

Come, Patrick. Do be careful, darling.

Couldn't you have gone to purple by now?

Countess? You're joking.

Danged if she didn't sail clear over it! No hands!

Darling!

Darling. I love you so.

Dawn, tomorrow morning. Everybody's invited!

Dear Patrick and Pegeen: Arriving from India, June 31.

Did I connect you with Mr. Gutterman instead of Mr. Applewhite? I'm sorry.

Did it occur to you this boy might be hungry...

Did you hear that, Doris? Chocolate ice cream!

Did you, dear? That was Helen Hayes.

Didn't they do anything cultural for you? Well, never mind!

Didn't your father tell you anything about me before he died?

Do drop over anytime, Mr. Babcock.

Do Lillian Gish. Simple dress, Madonna like hairdo.

Do not withdraw this wondrous water, for without you...

Do that, honey.

Do you know what your silly nephew did?

Do you mind if I sit down?

Do you realize there are 97 Dennises in the Manhattan directory?

Do you think you and I can ever get anyplace?

Doctor, get this woman on your couch in a hurry!

Does Dr. Spock mention that a child needs a father?

Does Macy think my son has two left feet?

Doesn't speak a word of English. Stimulating man! Oh, Your Grace.

Don't ask me. I didn't paint it. Can I get in her room?

Don't be a scaredy cat. There's nothing to be frightened of.

Don't be ridiculous. Patrick always makes all his own decisions.

Don't bother, Mrs. Burnside.

Don't cry, Auntie Mame. Please don't cry.

Don't drop anything. What a marvelous day! October's bright, blue weather.

Don't forget the skates for the little nippers!

Don't know why you had to go and bring back a Northern lemon.

Don't lean. Sit erect. Say your prayers.

Don't let me catch the sight of your evil face again, you assassin!

Don't nibble on the hors d'oeuvres. You'll get fat.

Don't start that! How can I be a wife? I'm too busy being a mother.

Don't worry, I got dozens of things you can wear.

Don't you be going by way of the North Pole. We're not greenhorns.

Don't you come near me! You're old enough to be my mother!

Don't you worry about a thing, Claude. I'm fully covered by fire insurance.

Don't you worry. Just be looking out at the view there.

Doors you never even dreamed existed.

Doors you never even dreamed existed. What times we'll have!

Doris, dear. Well, you must call me Mame.

Doris, now where are you off to?

Doris, you must be number five.

Doris, you're not comfortable. These are all marvelously adjustable.

Dr. Spock says it's impossible.

Dry or extra dry?

Dwight Babcock and I have that coordinated.

Eight times, she climbed the Matterhorn to throw rose petals down the glacier.

Emory, come on home!

Emory!

Enchanting.

Enough of this girly girly talk.

Enough! That's enough!

Even a lad of 15 can feel strongly about his country's independence.

Even chosen my gift.

Every eye in this county will be on you tomorrow.

Every time you hear a word you don't understand, dear, write it down.

Everybody into the solarium. I think I hear them coming now.

Everybody knows 30 days has September, April, June and...

Everybody, Beauregard's gone and surprised us all!

Everyone said I was a fool spending all my money at Tiffany's.

Everyone's going to Clifton's. It's nearly 7.

Everything in the universe is composed of the elements of Aristotle.

Everything Mrs. Burnside dictates is so wonderful.

Except nothing's worth anything anymore.

Exclusively what and restricted to whom?

Fabulous estate at Newport.

Fella named O'Bannion.

First name:

First, come and give your Auntie Mame a good morning kiss.

First, get your duplicates and triplicates straightened out.

First, the Bixby School which is known to be splendid.

Fish food. Where's the fish food? Oh, dear, dear, dear.

Fix the animal in the eye with a masterful gaze.

Fix the aster in the maze with an animal guy.

Fix the master in the eye with an animal gaze.

Flaubert spent 13 years on Madame Bovary.

Floor all scrubbed. Clean just like old country.

Food, food! That's it! You must be famished. Come right along with me.

For 9 years I've tried to open windows in his life.

For 9 years, Mame Dennis Burnside, I have done everything in my power...

For a honeymoon, let's take a trip around the world for a few years.

For a minute, you sounded like someone from the Knickerbocker Bank.

For him, yes! In this boy, I see already the fire, dust and air.

Gently, darling, gently.

Get out of my way! What am I gonna do with this damn stinking halo?

Get them at Gimbels!

Get your coat. Ito, change your jacket. Now, hurry!

Give Clifton my love. I'll be right over...

Give me another chance.

Gloria had better like you or I'll bill her one square in the chops.

Gloria is a very sensitive and well brought up girl.

Gloria's from a very conservative family.

Gloria's the girl. That's what's definite.

Glorious weather for the hunt.

Go down and make Mr. Babcock feel at home.

Going down to the main floor. Cigars, cigarettes, lingerie, hardware.

Golly, long pants at last! Can I try them on right now?

Golly.

Good morning.

Good old Beekman Place. Always so loyal.

Good one. How about, "Marriage is a great institution"?

Good, good. If you can breathe, it isn't tight enough.

Good!

Good. Well then, let's get back down.

Goodbye, everybody, and Merry Christmas.

Goodbye, goodbye.

Goodbye, Mrs...

Goodbye, Yankee gal!

Guilty. Are you guilty of all of this?

Hang on to the red dye pot. I may want it after visiting the Upsons.

Hang those furs on the Gooch. Hurry.

Have him ready at 8:00 sharp tomorrow. Kid, you'd better be wearing knickers!

Have you considered a school run by Acacius Page?

Have you talked to your stockbroker? Yes, I can see you have.

Have you thought of the Dillman School? It's here...

Haven't we met before?

He didn't drive. We hitchhiked.

He looks nice. If he misbehaves, we can toss him in the river.

He runs a school where they do advanced things.

He said it was the only way for a lady to ride, so graceful. Silly of him.

He spoke French to the counterman.

He tried but you bit him.

He usually said, "Pipe down, kid. The old man's hung."

He was living in some miserable flat.

He won't have to worry about his future. His money is in steady bonds.

He'll love it. Drink!

He's a darling and so worldly for a man of God.

He's a killer! I gotta stop this!

He's coming here? In the middle of the night?

He's not little anymore.

He's not really my little boy. He's my late brother's son.

Heavens, this looks like the main chapel of a funeral parlor.

Hell, we don't even have any Kleenex.

Hello, anybody?

Hello, Auntie Mame.

Hello, Lindsay.

Help is on the way, darlings.

Here are the drinks.

Here is clarity. I stayed awake half the night to sift it from obscurity.

Here we are, darling. You all right?

Here we are. Take it easy, now.

Here's a handy woman to have around the house. Love, Auntie Mame."

Here's all about the roller skates and Uncle Beau.

His expenses shall be supervised by Mr. Dwight Babcock...

Hold it now, will you? Now, you hold on tight while I re focus.

Hold it steady, I want to get a picture of this.

Honey.

Horror Stories.

Hot damn! My sister's gonna bust a gut!

How bad is it, Arthur? Not Bank of the United States.

How bleak was my puberty!

How can I court the muse with all that clackety clack?

How could lto drive you up? I sold the car.

How did you get that lovely tan so early in spring?

How did you two ever get acquainted?

How difficult he was. But I must be fair to Father.

How do you turn her off?

How good of you both to rally around this bereft old woman.

How I have looked forward to this evening! Come in.

How much does that come to, little lady?

How nice.

How right you are, Brian. It has no afflatus.

How stupid of me. I gave up weaving for sculpture.

How vivid. Come right along, then. You can join me for tea.

Howdy. Excuse me, but I wondered if...

Hurry up and get dressed. I am not going to that party alone.

Hurry, my tray, darling! Auntie needs fuel.

Hush, my little love.

I am placing him in St. Boniface Academy.

I beg pardon?

I beg your pardon?

I began with an enormous rug. It's that bell pull by the fireplace.

I belong to one world, you to another. It's better we part now.

I built it. It has a rubber band motor. I built the body out of wood.

I can see that.

I can sense the aura of creative vitality about you.

I can slip him into a berth on Madison Avenue or a seat on the stock exchange.

I can understand that. I'm knee deep in family.

I can't disgrace Beau, not in front of all these people.

I can't get over it. Every time I see you, you're taller and more grown up.

I can't get over the thought you've given every detail of your house.

I can't leave him down in the foyer!

I can't let him see you. He'll think I run a house for wanton women.

I can't see how you got Beauregard out of your nest.

I can't see out of my right eye.

I can't tell you how charming it is to meet all of...

I can't tell you how pleased I am to have met you, Mr. O'Bannion.

I can't tell you how pleased I am to make your acquaintance.

I consider myself responsible for this!

I couldn't. I'm too nervous!

I declare, it's a miracle.

I did just what she told me. I lived.

I did rather expect Vera to be down at the boat.

I didn't bring any of my riding togs.

I didn't know this. "Horses aren't native to America."

I don't have a very clear picture of what's going on.

I don't know. Mr. O'Bannion said he just had to meet my mother.

I don't recognize the face.

I don't remember who the girl was, but it made me cry.

I don't remember. All that champagne, I don't remember a thing.

I don't want you flaunting your new flames...

I dropped by the Bixby School and what did I find?

I feel that you and I are going to create something.

I felt if I should make something out of...

I find he isn't even registered!

I forgot about that time we almost got caught in a speakeasy. I was 10.

I forgot, you're grown up now.

I give up. She's the pied piper.

I go now. Get lamb chops, bottle of milk for boy.

I go to garage. No Duesenberg. Mr. O'Bannion no bring back.

I got it.

I gotcha.

I guess you don't understand quite how it is here.

I had a wonderful time. What is the idea of...?

I had to talk to you.

I happen to be in love with him.

I have a feeling we should be getting back. Patrick needs me.

I have been unexpectedly called back home.

I have something to tell you!

I haven't seen her since the funeral.

I haven't worked here long.

I hereby affix my hand this fourteenth day of September, in the year 1928."

I hope he likes Chanel No. 5.

I hope it's all right to have a cocktail hour in the patio.

I hope nothing has happened... To Agnes.

I hope Patrick likes the chemistry set, the books, the atlas, the Kipling.

I hunted through every low, crackpot school.

I just don't think I can bear it.

I just don't.

I just happen to have a little sidesaddle that'll do you fine.

I just squashed it to bits.

I knew that letter was worrying you. I already made reservations back.

I know exactly what I did. It used to go:

I know how you must feel.

I know how you twist things around. I'm getting out of this nudist camp...

I know, I know.

I left her at her girlfriend's house. She wanted to spruce up.

I like Beau. I like him a lot. Then it's all settled!

I lived.

I looked at the label in her coat.

I love riding. In New York, hardly a day goes by, I don't have boots on.

I might be of assistance here.

I must say, Mrs. Burnside, you're everything I ever expected.

I never did think Santa would have a Southern accent!

I never had a child, but I'm an actress. I can imagine.

I never knew before they did it all with rubber bands.

I only did it when Miss Charles had passed out.

I played hooky for a couple of weeks.

I played Parcheesi with the doorman, until he got fired.

I put two cans of tuna fish through the meat grinder...

I rinsed out the glass.

I said no when I had money. I couldn't say yes when I went broke.

I said, you can write a whole book about what happened to me.

I say I'm very happy to have met you.

I see.

I shall always feel a strong attachment to you all.

I should have gone to meet her.

I should have told you about her before.

I shouldn't mention the possibility of Michael going to India with me.

I swear, it'll be a bestseller. And you'd be doing me a favor.

I tell you, she's an amazing woman.

I think I know what you want me to do. I'm not a bit sure I want to do it.

I think I'll just fix myself a Dr. Pepper.

I think it's a very good match for our little Gloria.

I think Sally left a foot in this one.

I think the light was hurting her eyes.

I think we went to a movie. Yeah, there was a wedding in it.

I thought by way of introduction, Mrs. Burnside...

I thought it might rain, we'd call it off.

I thought you were very good, Auntie Mame. Everybody noticed you.

I told the man you had to have a quiet one for when you go on stage.

I told them Macy folks that they was wrong.

I told you it was definite, Auntie Mame.

I told you to take your pills a quarter past 8.

I too am looking forward with anticipation to meeting you.

I use a secret ingredient I learned from a native in Havana, Cuba.

I want to pay off that taxi man, so he can get home.

I want to stay with you, Auntie Mame. I don't want go to St. Bony face.

I wanted to see if there was anything... Oh, hello, Beau.

I was asked to drop by to meet the fabulous Mrs. Burnside.

I was due at the theater guild.

I was going to give you this at dinner.

I was in front. Vera was behind me.

I was just about ready to sail for Brooklyn.

I was only...

I was out of my mind until she got back.

I went back to apologize to you, but you was gone.

I went next door and said, "Can I baby sit? Can I do something?"

I wish I had said that. Or, "The first 100 years are the hardest."

I won't expose my life to some beer drinking Irishman...

I won't let you do that to my little one.

I won't put $500 on my back for that awful man. A suit will do.

I won't see you for a long time.

I won't take Gooch, she's an offense to the sight.

I wonder if it makes the best first impression on a sensitive young mind...

I wonder.

I would have, but I knew you were tied up with the book...

I would like you to meet my former secretary. She's a little bit...

I wouldn't give you the time after the double cross you pulled.

I wouldn't let her. I wanted to be alone with you.

I'd do anything for you. I'd denounce Calvin Coolidge as a Bolshevik.

I'd like you to meet my dearest friend, Vera Charles.

I'll answer it.

I'll bet she's better fixed than Dwight figured.

I'll call Mr. Lindsay and borrow one. Don't forget the maps and martinis.

I'll get a blood test.

I'll get him out of here and have the whole place fumigated. I promise.

I'll get it, Brian. Hello.

I'll go up and get some film of you.

I'll have an Upson daiquiri ready in a minute.

I'll have my face all organized.

I'll just have two men instead of one.

I'll make out a check to Bixby School. You register him.

I'll pay you back one day.

I'll say this much, there's no sugar in a Claude Upson daiquiri.

I'll tell you what we'll do.

I'll tell you what. I'll buy it and we'll divvy it up 50 50.

I'll tell you. Because it has its ups and down.

I'll trip you. You'd only break a leg.

I'll try to reconnect you again with San Francisco.

I'm a single gentleman.

I'm a whiz at CODs. You can tell.

I'm all alone here and if you wouldn't consider me too presumptuous...

I'm an Upper Richmond Girls' School girl.

I'm charmed to meet you, all of you.

I'm entitled to half of the royalties for services as editor and co author..."

I'm glad she did. I've been dying to get a look at her.

I'm glad to see you. Did you have a good time at Upson Pines?

I'm glad, because now it fits with your vacation.

I'm going to your room... I mean, my room. Ito!

I'm grateful! You've given me a new interest, now that I'm losing Patrick.

I'm in print. Just like Edna Ferber.

I'm insanely jealous of this kid. It's torture and I love it.

I'm just a homebody. Claude is the clever one.

I'm Mr. Babcock. Miss Dennis is expecting me.

I'm Norah Muldoon. Didn't you get my telegram saying we'd arrive at 6:00?

I'm Norah Muldoon. I'm bringing Dennis to his aunt.

I'm not finished decorating yet. You're home early.

I'm not that kind of a woman. I'm looking for a Miss Mame Dennis.

I'm not the decorator. I'm your aunt's secretary, Pegeen Ryan.

I'm pleased to have made your acquaintance.

I'm proud of you!

I'm so proud. The whole last chapter's all about me.

I'm so relieved. I want everything to be extra special tonight...

I'm so sorry. You must be Patrick Dennis.

I'm sorry to keep you waiting. I'm just busting to meet your mother.

I'm sorry, I didn't know. I was away all summer.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Burnside. I try to do exactly as you say.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm only taking off what Mrs. Burnside dictated.

I'm sure St. Boniface is really very nice.

I'm worried. We have little to show Mr. Warner.

I've already made a sensation at Macy's.

I've been going with her for several months.

I've been out shopping all morning for your traveling gear.

I've been ready for quite some time. Come, Glory!

I've been to so many wonderful parties here, Mame.

I've given up alcohol, along with everything else.

I've gone to pains to gather information on some better boys' schools in town.

I've got it! The perfect solution. It'll solve everything. You'll work.

I've got something to say. I'll have to say it fast or not say it at all.

I've got something to show you. Look!

I've got to see Mrs. Burnside before she goes.

I've got to tell you, I adored you in Mary of Scotland.

I've gotta find out what to do now.

I've gotta get out before he gets in.

I've had to make up Patrick's 10 neglected years in a matter of months.

I've just been to the most awful party...

I've never seen you cry before.

I've seen you through yogi, sculpture, dance and foods.

If a bit drab. Did you bring the car?

If he's still in the house...

If I can snag you an Uncle Beau, all our problems will be solved.

If I hadn't grabbed on to this, I'd have been in Nova Scotia!

If I'd been behind you, I'd have kicked...

If nobody minds, I think I'll have something.

If that's Santa Claus, tell him we've already had it.

If there's nothing more you wanted, I just thought I'd go up to my room.

If we're going to have Christmas, let's have it all around.

If you'll just be patient, madam. Where is the roller skate lady?

Imagine anybody speaking French to a counterman at Schrafft's.

In Hindustani it means, "The water oxen are waiting at the gate."

In how many minutes?

In the blank gray midnight of me haunted garden

In the event of my demise, I direct Norah Muldoon to deliver Patrick...

In two weeks, they've had 13 cocktail parties.

Incidentally, congratulations. I hear you're getting married.

Is anything wrong, Mrs. Burnside?

Is anything wrong?

Is it your bedtime? No, it can't be. The powder room?

Is it?

Is the English lady sick?

Isn't he wonderful?

Isn't it wonderful, Patrick?

Isn't it wonderful? So easy to sweep under.

It came from the fiber of my being. That's why I'm so tired today.

It can't affect us. We own solid stuff like Bank of the United States.

It follows ancient Greek principles...

It has been so lovely this whole summer.

It has real airplane motors and live sheep. It's devastating.

It is known to be conservative and this gives the boys basic...

It isn't 17 jewels, but time isn't worth all that decoration these days.

It just keeps on gushing and not much I can do about it.

It looks just fine.

It might be a little avant garde for the Upsons.

It says, "Always get on the horse from the left side."

It seems to help.

It was a dreadful thing. And Father traveled all the time.

It will help stir the flames of our inspiration.

It's 10,000 feet up. We only got another mile to go.

It's a cozy little nook. My loom is by the window. Do you weave?

It's a good 10 mile course, for those that makes it.

It's a member of somebody's family.

It's a recipe from Ladies' Home Journal.

It's a wonder their blood hasn't turned to vinegar.

It's above Darien. You'll love it.

It's all right. It's Thanksgiving vacation.

It's almost a week till Christmas.

It's awfully pretty and terribly handy to the city.

It's coming along.

It's good her mother, the Countess de Gooch, can't hear you.

It's heaven! lt'll stimulate his psyche and stir up his libido.

It's hilarious!

It's in your lap, Mother Burnside.

It's just what you wanted. Respectable.

It's like having a crush on your teacher. Or your analyst.

It's like New Haven with the bracelet. I got stuck, but at the other end.

It's like the ladies' restroom in the Oriental Theater.

It's made by the famous Danish designer, Yul Uhlu.

It's me, Sally Cato!

It's my new dress. I haven't had it on yet.

It's out of the question. You heard your mother.

It's the only way I can believe it.

It's the other one.

It's too far.

It's wonderful of you all. Very touching, but... What's that?

It's your Dictaphone and your typewriter.

Ito, hurry!

Ito, lay out my cosmetics, my cold cream, everything.

Jackpot!

Jumping water hazards. "Don't lean. Sit erect."

Just a general sort of liberal arts thing. English Lit and like that.

Just as I was getting used to all them dragons. What is it?

Just fine.

Just imagine, a Japanese houseboy...

Just leave it outside, please.

Just Oglethorpe Orphanage, Georgia.

Just one minute. Where did he learn to mix...?

Just plain old pickled rattlesnake.

Just the same old family standing around...

Keep your shirt on! She's still making up.

Kick them off. Now take off your clothes. Norah, lto!

Labor Day. That's sometime in November, isn't it?

Labor. The problem of labor in India is gargantuan.

Lady Iris, would you be good enough to ring for my wrap?

Lady Iris?

Laid out Patrick's career.

Later, I will explain it.

Let go!

Let me see, Mr. Bibberman is in there. Where is Mr. Applewhite?

Let me tell you something about that spiritual Irish poet...

Let's go upstairs and try things on.

Let's have three cheers, everybody, for my little Yankee!

Let's keep our grits going in the right direction.

Letting her ride this horse, superb horsewoman that she is...

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.

Like a man and woman in each other's arms. Listen to the words sing!

Like a Spanish lady. It's in my suitcase.

Like an opening night without critics.

Lindsay feels that Warner Bros. might pay for our book...

Lindsay, Mame will never write a book.

Lindsay, what am I going to do?

Lindsay.

Listen to this:

Listen, you cynic, she was in love with him. She's changed, I tell you.

Little Patrick! Guess I won't see much of you.

Look at her! She's passing everybody!

Look here, everybody, I want three cheers...

Look here, I'll tell that nice taxi man to wait.

Look, Dad. Which is the front?

Look, I'll get some champagne.

Look!

Lord Dudley, no more champagne or I shall forget myself altogether.

Lord Dudley, your flattery would turn a young girl's head.

Lto brought me up.

Lto had money put by and so did I, for a rainy day, you might say.

Madam having affair now.

Madonna like hairdo. That's it. A switch! A switch!

Make sure she knows her entrance is from the other side.

Making a scene. Causing a traumatic experience for this child.

Mame can't stay still long enough to write a postcard, let alone a book.

Mame Dennis. Oh, yes!

Mame, did you deliberately plan all this?

Mame, honey. Look up here.

Mame, I'm afraid you're wiped out. We all are.

Mame, I'm just gonna have to come right out and say it.

Mame, I'm sorry about making my proposal so public...

Mame, I'm sorry.

Mame, sugar...

Mame, where are you? We're all waiting on you.

Mame, would you mind stepping back just a bit?

Mame, would you...?

Mame!

Mame!

Mame!

Mame! Up here, Mame, honey!

Mame.

Mame.

Mame...

Mamie, you're a pretty fast drinker. Don't worry, I'm way ahead of you.

Mamie.

Marry him the minute he asks you!

Marvelous! You'll make a fortune out of this book.

May I inquire why?

Maybe that wasn't a movie we went to.

Maybe that wasn't Gary Cooper. It was Brian.

Maybe, just for tonight, I could be part of your little old family?

Me never believe in Santa. Me beginning to change mind.

Meet me Beekman Place apartment.

Merry Christmas from Manny, Moe and Jack.

Merry Christmas to y'all, Manny, Moe and Jack. And a Happy New Year!

Michael, if I could only show you India.

Miss Dennis? Yes, she's here. Who's calling, please?

Miss Upson and my nephew, Patrick. What is your boyfriend's name?

Missy Dennis, stockbroker want to say hello before he jump out of window.

Mother of Jefferson Davis, she's passing the fox!

Mother, dear, I'd like to present Miss Mame Dennis.

Mr. and Mrs. Patrick Dennis, 224 E. 50th Street, New York.

Mr. and Mrs. Upson, Mr. Babcock...

Mr. Babcock thinks you're in school.

Mr. Babcock, I consider your behavior most undignified.

Mr. Babcock, knowledge is power.

Mr. Babcock, not in front of the B O Y.

Mr. Babcock, you've gone out.

Mr. Babcock? We've been expecting you. My name is Patrick Dennis.

Mr. Leavitt down at the pawnshop...

Mr. Macy wouldn't have any way of knowing what you sold.

Mr. O'Bannion and I are going to work, so why don't you do...

Mr. O'Bannion to see you.

Mr. Upson, you lucky devil.

Mr. Widdicombe, I have your San Francisco call for you.

Mrs. Burnside and I couldn't possibly allow our work...

Mrs. Burnside and I were just working on the book.

Mrs. Burnside, I can't breathe!

Mrs. Klinkoff.

Mrs. Page and all the girls crouch down under the sun lamps...

Ms. Burnside! I was driving by. I thought I saw...

Ms. Charles asked...

Ms. Dennis, this sales book is a shambles!

Ms. Dennis! May I inquire what is going on here?

Mums and Daddums and I went to our place in Fort Lauderdale.

Must return India in two weeks...

My Auntie Mame, Miss Dennis, says she'll be here in a moment.

My claim will be substantiated by my wife, Agnes Gooch O'Bannion."

My friend who may drop in later calls it the Flaming Mame.

My hat! Thank you.

My little love. How did you get up to New Haven?

My mink coat is down at Mr. Leavitt's with your microscope.

My only living relative. That's all we have, just each other, my little love!

My water oxen's waiting at Idlewild, Pan American flight 100 for Karachi.

My, my, my, my, my!

My, my, my, my, my.

My, my, my.

My, what an eager mind! You won't need these words for months.

My, what supple legs you have. You must have studied yoga.

Name the school, and Patrick and I will know what to do.

Natural? Well, it might be natural for a sardine!

Naturally, we'll expect you at the wedding.

Naturally.

Next time, let's take the elevator.

No big, bulky bundles to carry or lose en route, as it were. I love COD.

No matter how far I go, it waits for me. I hope you used it weekends.

No one's had a more colorful life.

No place else get job anyhow.

No, 'tis the first, curse the evil day.

No, dear.

No, he was right. Mame can't go on living in a vacuum.

No, I didn't. I usually go from school to Connecticut, to Uncle Dwight's.

No, I'm afraid not. Brian couldn't possibly...

No, it would be madness.

No, ma'am. That's the name of my little old plantation.