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How to Get Ahead in Advertising (1989) Fantasy Soundboard

How to Get Ahead in Advertising (1989) Fantasy Soundboard

"How to Get Ahead in Advertising" is a British dark comedy fantasy film directed by Bruce Robinson and released in 1989. The film stars Richard E. Grant in the lead role and is known for its satirical take on the advertising industry and the pressures of modern society.

The story revolves around Dennis Bagley, played by Richard E. Grant, an ambitious advertising executive who is struggling to come up with a successful campaign for a pimple cream. Frustrated and under immense stress, Dennis begins to develop a boil on his shoulder, which soon manifests into a talking head known as "The Boil," played by Richard E. Grant as well. The Boil embodies Dennis's anxiety, rage, and disillusionment towards the advertising industry and society as a whole.

As the film progresses, the Boil becomes increasingly dominant, taking control of Dennis's thoughts and actions. The Boil gains authority as a grotesque symbol of corporate greed, ruthlessness, and deception. It brings to light the immoral tactics employed by the advertising world and questions the human ability to maintain integrity in such an environment.

The movie is an allegory for the impact of consumerism and materialism on individuals' lives and their subsequent loss of identity. The Boil's cynical monologues cleverly critique the hypocrisy of capitalism, the fierce pursuit of success, and the emptiness that follows.

The film delves into the psyche of the protagonist, unraveling his increasingly fragmented mental state. As the Boil gains control, Dennis begins to lose touch with reality. His relationships suffer, and he spirals into a state of despair and isolation. Meanwhile, the advertising campaign for the pimple cream becomes a resounding success, further highlighting the irony and absurdity of the situation.

Richard E. Grant delivers a phenomenal dual performance as both Dennis Bagley and the talking Boil. His portrayal perfectly captures the internal struggles between ambition and morality, showcasing the toll it takes on the human psyche. Also, the supporting cast, including Rachel Ward as Julia Bagley, Dennis's supportive yet skeptical wife, and Richard Wilson as John Bristol, Dennis's conniving and manipulative boss, contribute to the film's dark comedic tone and satirical edge.

The soundtrack of "How to Get Ahead in Advertising" adds to the overall experience of the film, enhancing the fantastical and surrealistic elements. Featuring a mix of atmospheric compositions and quirky tunes, the music complements the narrative and further immerses the audience into the protagonist's unraveling mind.

If you are interested in exploring the unique soundscape of this film, you can play and download the soundtrack here. Immerse yourself in the darkly comedic world of Dennis Bagley and witness the clever critique of the advertising industry and society's obsession with materialism.

"How to Get Ahead in Advertising" brilliantly combines fantasy, dark comedy, and social commentary to create a thought-provoking film that challenges conventional notions of success and identity. The engrossing performances, captivating storyline, and thoughtfully crafted satire make it a must-watch for those seeking an offbeat and intelligent cinematic experience.

Aagh!
Aah!
Ah! Come on, boy
All right, try Monday on him. And don't get so panicky.
All right. Reason one
All we want to do is offer hope of getting rid of them. And that's where I'm blocked!
All you've got to do is bugger something up,
And I can't stop the you know what saying it
And I know Mrs, Wallace, God bless her, has noticed it too.
And I know you've had rather a lot to drink and didn't mean what you said
And I suddenly see that I am the only one that can help you.
And I was very like you, Bagley.
And I'm certain that by the time your neck's healed,
And now they've done it, their greed is insatiable
And that suppurating, fat squirting little heart attack
And that's exactly how I'm telling you.
And underneath it says, "Shanghai Campaign, 1898."
And unlucky for her that he did, cos she got another hour's worth.
Answer, we are trying to sell this
Anything so as I can give them an idea of the direction you're going in.
Apparently, by the year 2000,
As a matter of fact, I think you helped them out. About 15 minutes.
At least sit at the table. Bring the cream.
BAGLEY: You're absolutely right.
Bagley. Look, it's not in my nature to be a pain in the arse with such consistency
Because they're not like the bombs people used to use in wars.
Because you've projected some of you into it
BOIL: Are you ashamed of your false teeth?
BOIL: Come on. Fair's fair. You've had your say. Now I'll have mine
BOIL: Go to France.
BOIL: If you insist we have to listen to this bullshit, I need a cigarette.
But he's all right, isn't he?
But I've been worried sick about boils for a fortnight.
But if you were, I would.
But you'll eat fish till the cows come home.
By Christ, while I've got air in my body, they're going to get it!
Calm down! It's just a big boil.
Christ, what am I going to do?
Come upstairs and put something on
Could be important
Criminal. You filthy criminal!
Dennis, come back! Stop!
Did you? Well, you're lucky. It's extinct.
Do I want it, or don't I?
Does the authoritarian attitude they took with him upset you?
Doesn't matter what it is. The environment, hospitals, crime...
Don't listen to it! Don't listen to it!
Don't think the bandages might be a bit on the tight side, Bagley?
First thing in the morning, I'll run you into town and we'll have it looked at.
First, it must be physically reduced with surgery
For the moment, it's just a matter of getting him to see a good psychoanalyst
Get out of the bloody bath!
Go on. It's his anniversary.
God, I never want to go on another train as long as I live.
Goodness gracious, no!
Got a light?
Hang on a sec, Eddie.
He also said you lost your temper with some photographs.
He did not! You're just a dirty carbuncle.
He doesn't need to apologise. Those kinds of sexist attitudes are beyond apology.
He says you have such an active imagination, it's taking advantage of you
He'll stay under control
He's a very light sleeper
He's got my hand! He's got my arm!
Here, you can have them all
Hiya, handsome.
I am disposing of.
I believed in it, and I sat back like some gagged little idiot while they buggered it.
I can't believe how the thing could grow so quickly.
I do not want to take anything from anyone
I don't approve of Her Majesty's Government's cynical little bit of twaddle
I don't know how this will end
I don't know how you can say that.
I don't think anyone would ever encourage me to grow boils.
I don't think I dare
I gotta get down there and do some work
I had a nasty feeling I was going to have to wake up to this.
I know that, and so does everybody else.
I never noticed noticing it.
I personally would be up all night with a revolver.
I promise you, it's all part of this silly, silly stress you're going through.
I realise, of course, that was foolish.
I started drinking water, sometimes as much as 25 pints a day.
I want to encourage every kid to take a pride in his breakouts.
I want to sell them the idea that boils are beautiful.
I want you to live just a bit longer.
I wouldn't have thought anyone was arguing about that.
I'll be frank with you, Bagley. I'm running out of bullshit.
I'll put CZT in their margarine if necessary,
I'm going again
I'm going to rid my mind and body of poisons,
I'm gonna do those bastard television sets in here.
I'm not in the mood for that mob.
I'm not interested in it, no matter what it says
I'm not talking about atom bombs, darling. I'm talking about hamburgers
I'm sorry. That wasn't directed at you
I'm surprised you needed to bother. You must have pissed like a fire engine.
I'm talking about hamburgers.
I'm very pleased to hear it, because I'll tell you frankly,
I've had enough of this. I'm getting off at Thatchet.
I've lived with 13 and a half million housewives for 15 years
If a boil pops up, force yourself to think of something else.
If the boil didn't speak to me, how did I know the combination?
If you knew it actually got rid of boils, you'd have no problem selling it
In exactly the same way as the Arabs fix the price for oil.
Is it special? 555 0472.
It has nothing important to say. It is destructive, self satisfied and abusive
It'll be difficult. You'll have to try.
It's just, the deadline's getting serious.
It's nearly eight. Hurry up.
It's perfectly obvious most girls love being on the pill.
Jesus
JULIA: Boil?
JULIA: Don't worry about it. Don't think about boils.
Just... just lie back.
Like organising Dutch caps for the Hindus.
Looks like you're doing fine to me.
MAN ON TV: Oh! What are you doing?
MAN: Cut! Cut! One more, boys. Get it right.
MAN: I... I'm not quite sure we can go along with that, Mr Bagley.
Mm, in a minute. Just watching this.
Mmm? Mm hm.
No, no. Just a couple of fuses blew. Stitches coming out in a week
No. I don't show work in progress.
Not eels, darling. Eels breed in rivers.
Not really.
Oh, Christ! I think I've woken him up. I'll have to be quick
Oh, for Christ's sake, give me a break
Oh, I think you're wonderful.
Oh, my God
Oil companies sold as champions of the environment.
OK, old chap, why don't you take some time off?
Once we get it out into the open, it'll be easier to fight
Or hunch your shoulder or get under the table so I can't see your lips moving
Penny said you had a bad dream.
People might be a bit greedy from time to time,
Please
Please be quiet.
Pumping his bayonet into an Englishman halfway up Regent Street,
Really? Why so fast?
Richard, darling, can I get something over with?
Said he didn't want to wake her up.
Shall I follow you?
Shall I tell you what happened?
She's got nowhere to go.
So many women taking the pill, you see.
So would tinned spaghetti and baked beans with six frankfurters
Sorry to keep you waiting, Bagley. I didn't expect you till four o'clock.
Sorry, dear. I get these nasty spasms
Tell me about advertising
Terrified his thing will start talking again
Thank you. It's a Meilleur, made in India.
That doesn't fit into the preconceived patterns men like you dictate
The bastards are killing 100,000 a year.
The boil knows what you're thinking
The boil said it a few nights ago. Sounds like a particularly crude voiceover
The man who conceived of Big Brother
The poison quitting my miserable system.
The right to smoke one's chosen brand would be denied.
The side that sells toothpaste and soap
The truth is, Penny, I can't bear him touching me.
Then hasten to your nearest TV station with a solution.
There is the dear boy. Come along. I want to ask you both a question.
There's just this little piece of neck here I need to kiss.
They don't like it. I personally abhor it.
They feed 'em on fish, they taste like fish,
They're cutting down jungles to breed hamburgers,
They're turning rainforests into deserts.
They've got this bastard by the balls.
To thaw them before dismemberment.
Turning the whole world into a car park
Two now, two before bed
Walking up and down with a sandwich board?
We need a label brimming with health.
We're in the middle of a dinner party.
We're living in a shop.
Well, he'll agree. He'll have to
Well, let me put your mind at rest.
Well, that's probably the problem.
What happened to Seymour, Hickwash, Bone, Riddle and Gore?
What I'm telling you is that I tried to quit too,
What it's doing is waiting till I turn away before it speaks
What you have here is a 22 year old pretty girl.
Whether it's ten per cent more of it or 15 per cent off of it!
Which I'm afraid I don't have time to go into now
Which I'm certain it won't,
Which is why we have her on a diet.
Who are we trying to sell this to?
Who is Barbara Simmons?
With one that is extremely dangerous.
Would you excuse me for a moment?
Yes, darling
Yes, fancy France? Paris in the springtime?
Yes, yes, you, you Moloch, you bogey!
You bastard! I only have one wish,
You lose. You lose.
You see why I can't talk to you.
You'll be smiling at this problem and be back at work
You're going to need a condom, and quick!
You're looking very summery, Penny.
You're not escaping it. You're encouraging it.
You're not the market I'm after, darling.
You're so run down, you've got a boil yourself.
You've got to find out who it is.
Your very own Big Brother
(BEEPING) SECRETARY: Mrs Bagley on line one.
(CHUCKLES) Don't want to say anything bad about him.
(PHONE RINGS) Mr Bristol's out. Sullivan Bristol.
And get my wife on the phone. Yes, Mr Bagley.
Are you sure you can't wait for me? Sorry, I can't, darling.
Are you sure? Absolutely
Bagley, come and have a drink. I've had a drink, thank you.
BOIL: Mm! BAGLEY: Help! Help!
BOIL: You cun... You see? Don't listen
Come along. Along where?
Do you think so? I'm certain of it
Don't recognise it, do you? Not offhand, no.
Ever looked at it? Can't say as I have.
Get back to your fig bottling! You're going out of control.
Get his Valium. I tell you, it was like a fucking brainwave!
Glamorise them? That's right
Good. If he calls again, I'm still out. Bagley, you have got to give me a date.
Have you got a cold? Not my drug.
How is this manifesting? (ROARING)
I can't listen to any more of this. You swore you'd be quiet!
I suppose Wheelstock will be there. Don't take it out on Penny.
I want a drink. Then get it yourself
It might take two or three days. He'll have to consent
It's fascinating
Maybe you should try the English. This is the English.
No more! Leave it on, Dennis!
Oh, God in heaven! (COUGHS)
Oh, my God! (BOIL GRUMBLING)
SECOND MAN: Open the doors. Gotta go, Bagley.
Sensational. Can you give me a verbal peek?
Smells thumb sucking good. Thank you, darling.
Snap. Sorry?
Tea, Dennis? No, thank you
Tell them it'll be wonderful. Hi, Harry. All right?
The rock through the window technique. That's exactly what it is
Then don't. PENNY: This is excellent
We're all ears. How can you argue with the television?
We're gonna look in the case. Don't be so silly.
What did he say? I can't tell you
What do you mean? It's grown a head!
What do you mean? Sex. Hello, Basil.
What exactly is this stuff? It's a standard.
What's the problem, Julia? Dennis thinks he's got a talking boil
Where's our drinks? They're coming, sir.
Yes! Masturbating much?
You all right. Bagley? Yes, I'm fine.
You're chain smoking, darling. I know I am. I know I am.
"and I use whatever the fuck it is
"because I know you couldn't possibly understand.
"breasts smeared with peanut butter.
"Mother Nature
"of carrot, marigold seed...
"of dealing with those troublesome little breakouts
"Should inhalation occur, seek immediate advice from a physician."
"The police took away a bag containing 15 grams of cannabis resin.
"Whatever it is, sell it
"you can spread the fucker on toast!"
(♪ ROCK MUSIC)
(♪ SCARY MUSIC ON TV)
(CLOCK CHIMING)
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOORBELL RINGING)
(FRENCH ACCENT) A very expensive psychiatrist told you I was.
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(SIGHS)
(SNIFFS) I know that smell. Givenchy.
(WHIMPERING)
♪ I'm just talkin' about my generation
♪ Just because we get around
♪ So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed
♪ Talkin' about my generation
♪ Talkin' about my generation
♪ Talkin' about my generation
♪ Things they do look awful cold
♪ This is my generation
♪ This is my generation ♪ Talkin' about my generation
♪ This is my generation
♪ This is my generation, baby

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